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[@dinacox1971]

Nate's misunderstanding of being able to carry our own body weight had me almost on the floor laughing.

[@jasonwilliams1497]

Not gonna lie.. At first glance, I thought Aaron won Thanksgiving!!! But I saw it was actually Justin Smith. Love J. Smith, super funny.

[@garywitkowski69]

ooof

[@folklandpodcast]

Jason, we had to share this comment on Folkland! Check out our latest video to watch!

[@jasonwilliams1497]

@@folklandpodcast haha, will do. Just discovered you all and subscribed. Great job with the podcast!!

[@thesquirrel7079]

The thought you can win Thanksgiving is amazing! Nom nom nom

[@folklandpodcast]

@@jasonwilliams1497 thanks so much! Spread the word to the other folks, we're killin' it!

[@authenticallyacr2435]

Sometimes when Brian is trying to get the guys back on track, I imagine it like he's trying to herd cats 🤣

[@pennieblankenship5440]

“King Kong seemed to be fine without a sweater”. - Breakfast. Gold!

[@CalebBaleFinance]

The fact that Breakfast says "I watched this history movie called Godzilla vs. King Kong" and no one even acknowledged the absurdity of the joke he made makes me think everyone rolled with it because this is a comedy podcast or no one knew that it's not a historical movie, both of which would be on point for this podcast.

[@folklandpodcast]

Hey Caleb, congrats on your comment being read on Nateland this week!

[@coreytaylor3883]

What up folks! I love how Dusty is so concerned with laying low on technology, not wanting to be tracked. Meanwhile, he goes on a podcast every week and announces exactly where he is going to be next… love the show guys! Yee yee

[@kevinbermingham6277]

After Nate’s back to back zoning out during the operation mincemeat discussion; I’m convinced you could still spoil a WWII documentary for him! Gotta do WWI next. Listening to Nate, dusty, and bowling ball is always the highlight of my week. Wish Aaron Weber (like the grill) could have been here for this one, but Justin is always a welcomed addition!

[@jerryconaty9240]

Listening to Nate explain how to stay warm when you’re camping is exactly why I listen to this podcast. After saying, you should lay on leaves to stay warm, he caps it off by saying it’s possible nothing he said is true. Love you guys, keep up the great work!

[@JCoffey]

Most of the time I'm just listening to the podcast while driving. However, Basketball's expression when Nate says "So the Nazi's started fighting Germany" is priceless. I'll be watching the show a whole lot more in the future.

[@scottrussell404]

Hello folks! Love the show and all the banter and epic rants! So nice to have a clean option that’s funny but not cheesy. Tell Beatitude to keep up the good work for as the good book says ‘ The meek shall inherit the earth!’ Keep up the good work!

[@KellyRaeRussell]

I was so excited to see the theme was World War II because I literally just finished reading Unbroken, Olympic runner Louis Zamperini's biography. I'm such a Nateland fan, I couldn't even get through the book without thinking of how Nate, Dusty, Aaron and Breakfast should totally read this book and help Nate learn things. Y'all dug into sports, specific athletes and never even mentioned the delinquent turned Olympic runner turned Army bombardier turned POW and war hero turned evangelist and humanitarian. Unbelievable! Love y'all! Looking forward to catching Dusty in Cincinnati this weekend!

[@samquesada6128]

As a military history major this episode is a worlds collide moment for me. There was a missed opportunity to talk about Mad Jack Churchill though, the last guy with a confirmed longbow kill. His life was truly insane and he stormed the beaches with a sword and longbow…during WWII

[@cynthiafrazier7767]

Hello folks! Just wanted to express my gratitude for this podcast. I woke up 3 hours ahead of my norm and was so happy to see the latest episode had dropped. One of the best to date. ***Aaron, I put some extra $$$ on your commissary account, hope to see you back on next week.

[@timothyoleary3692]

On hollow earth: Nate: I wonder what the temperature there is. Brian: King Kong seemed to be fine without a sweater. Dusty: Yeah. And the group moves on. Thank you, Nateland. Made my day. 😂😂

[@AABrawn]

I love that Justin was explaining football by using the word “zone read” but just before that says “bc you know you have 12 pieces moving” while football is played with 11 players on each side😂😂

[@ryanschick7623]

Or he is super big brained and including the ball as a piece lol

[@specshodge8220]

I thought about this for a while. I think he may have meant the football as a piece as well?

[@ellen9575]

Wow, even with Aaron gone, BagelBites still can't be control of the laptop.

[@CalebBaleFinance]

BagelBites is a fantastic name

[@JBird918]

“I was in a place where they make containers this weekend” 😂😂 that thread was gold.

[@nathanielgarwick7099]

Do love how Nate breezed past Pearl Harbor Day for the birthday list. Classic Nate. Hey bear!

[@andrewmccracken5948]

I love how Justin throws shade at Kansas being a football punching bag in the Big 12 as he sits in a room filled with Vanderbilt gear who is the punching bag of the college football powerhouse conference.

[@rhonda29wade]

Justin being loud made me cry/laugh so hard due to a crazy coincidence from last weekend. Me and my daughter went to Cape Girardeau to see Nate, and on the way there we saw a sign that said, homemade taffy and fudge at the next exit. I said (for some odd reason): “they gots lotsa taffy” to which my daughter replied “they gots lotsa fudge” but she said it with a frog in her throat and way way too loudly. We laughed so hard and then she said “I was trying to make fun of you” to which I said “you failed miserably” and we laughed again a stupid amount of time over that. Between that and an awkward moment I had with Mike Vecchione, I can say our weekend was SO FUN! Thanks guys for a great show and wonderful memories! Ps. I’d love a show on the Mandela effect. 😬

[@rebekahryan1608]

One of my very favorite episodes thus far! The best part of the whole episode was at the end when you guys were discussing the Death Ray. Nate so confidently stated, "So then the Nazi's started fighting Germany". The look on Brian's face after Nate said that reminded me of a teacher trying to teach a class about a critical historical event and one of the students just completely missing the point and stating the exact opposite of what the teacher was trying to teach. I rewatched it at least a half dozen times! Someone please come do a show in Butte, America!!! It really is the greatest place on earth. (Dusty you are included in this invitation--since Nate made it quite clear you were NOT invited to Qatar)

[@crd9191]

Good thing you guys have Bisquick leading the WW2 episode. The man actually lived through it

[@sailparty3585]

Dusty on the computer let’s gooooooooooooooo. Can’t wait to see where this ends up…

[@ryanschick7623]

This is the perfect use of how Nate makes fun of the phrase "let's go." I love ig

[@jacobsnyder3800]

I’ve been stationed in North Dakota for a few years and finally got to go back home to Alabama and this podcast kept me going the whole drive down and back! thank y’all for keeping me entertained and laughing every mile. glad i found Nateland!! love this podcast!

[@mohnjayer]

Thoughts and prayers for Aaron as he’s stuck in that Mexican prison on embezzlement charges 🙏🙏🙏

[@gloriannpeddicord9317]

are we doing a go fund me or are his parents selling the spoons under the couch?

[@akdunse]

Please do an episode on wilderness survival! Whole episode might be “Hey Bear”, but I’m here for it.

[@andrewnolan7029]

So excited to see Nate get convinced WWII was just a movie

[@danhennessey7492]

Don't worry Nate and Dusty, I had a hard time following Bate's explanation about Operation Mincemeat and I am someone who has watched the movie and read a book about the operation.

[@The-D-Hoyt]

Beetle Bates Bailey: "...so, Japan had it's own little war going on with China..." Dusty: "...people don't really talk about it that often..." Nate: [deadpan] "...I bet they do." I chuckled so hard. 🤣

[@jackiem9175]

Nate and Dusty together 👏👏👏👏 They make it look effortless.

[@tiaravanhouten4020]

I am currently in Hawaii and am listening to this shortly after I got back to the hotel from watching the Pearl Harbor Memorial Day Parade! It was amazing, just like you guys! Love the show and all of your guys’ stand up, keep killin it!

[@bryanbellamy8296]

My wife's grandpa was in the Battle Of The Bulge. Rather than being captured he cut off the rest of his leg. He survived..didn't talk about ANYTHING that happened in the war until his was in his 90s, he passed away at the age of 94 in 2012.

[@kevinwrobleski532]

Hey Bear!!! Dusty said “I’m for head-butting in all sports.” I was dying laughing. Thinking about Pickle ball, Golf, Pool, any Olympic sport game….Nate, Bar Soap, Big Jay and Dusty killed it. GOOD BYE FOLKS and let’s go!

[@headreddedstepchild6177]

Speaking of Little Giants, it was set in the fictional town of Urbania Ohio, when I was a child, my grandma told me it was actually in our hometown of Urbana Ohio. So I asked my grandpa to show me that field, only to have my grandpa laugh and say my grandma made it up.

[@mylayoverlife]

Listening to the story about the British using the dead homeless guy to trick the Germans made me realize this is a 90 minute podcast squeezed into two hours. But that’s why we love it; learning and laughing all at the same time. Keep it up.

[@treyrenner2393]

All time quote, Nate to Beanbags: “yeah, well I say stuff wrong all the time you should get it”. BB agrees.. too funny - love it keep it up fellas

[@LuciousPoseidon]

My wife and I got to come out to the show in Little Rock for a date night. What an awesome show!!! Thank you for coming!

[@josephrobles3814]

Love the show! When Justin talks about the greatest generation he mentions that in Cuba the cars from back then are still in use because they were built so well, I’m pretty sure the old cars are still in use because of the trade embargo placed on Cuba. They weren’t able to import modern cars because of the embargo. I could be wrong but I think that’s right.

[@phucitol713]

Hello Folks! Been a fan for a while now of the show and Bargatze stand up. Had a moment at Costco recently that reminded me of an old bit of Mr. Bargatze’s. He’s at an airport trying to use his ID to pass security and has issues. I left my Costco ID home and offered my state ID to supplement. Cashier had a fit that I hadn’t downloaded some app to my phone and I’ve been laughing ever since. Love y’all and keep up the great work!

[@Anthony-or7po]

Even Justin chuckled at Dusty’s ad read lol

[@JasonYokoyama]

Bates would play the wind in The Sound of Music

[@RingoDGD]

Greatest Generation to Nate..."You think you're better than me?" lol

[@thomasgray4023]

Happy birthday to all those people born on pearl harbor day!! It's also my birthday today, and this podcast was the best gift I've ever received 😂. Keep up the good work boys!!

[@philiproscoe809]

Been listening since day one. I also had spaced out when Nate did asking to reread the line about the homeless dead person. I did not have to rewind. Saw you in Jacksonville and loved it. Can’t wait to see the new special Nate. Let’s do folks!

[@clintguin115]

Always laugh when people comment about being infuriated by the guys as they butcher a topic. BUT being a history teacher I finally understand. Hearing them describe Von Braun was like pulling teeth. Love the pod, keep it up guys!

[@nachonelson7105]

recently started watching the podcast again and also just recently watched dusty for the first time when he was on the standups. love all that y’all are doing right now keep it up.

[@BlackBoyLost92]

That was a perfect 30 seconds lmao. I love this podcast

[@lydiamarieelizabeth3946]

Just watched Justin's special and loved it! Bravo!! Also I love that Nate seems so supportive of other comics; it's one thing to hear people in an industry support each other verbally, but it really seems like Nate does. Love the podcast as always.

[@HamiltonProvonsha]

Imagine Justin Smith ASMR. Just the dynamic range would be enough to make someone’s pacemaker explode.

[@alisoncecala]

Hey bear and high five! Thanks for reading my comment. I paused the video and called my husband ecstatic and shrieking from excitement.

[@ryanschick7623]

Justin's special was excellent but the most incredible part was him referring to Nate as a "skinny southerner." Must be one of the first times for that and maybe should be included in his bio in the future

[@aubsyj]

On the topic of containers and things that go in them… my dad is a design engineer so he designs machines that specialize in filling containers with things. My sister didn’t quite know what he does, so when she ran into one of my dad’s old friends and he asked what he was up to now, she told him “He’s doing good, he fills toothpaste tubes for a living now.” I can only imagine my dad just sitting in a corner trying to stuff toothpaste inside the tube and how sad his friend had to be for him. Side note, I was there at the first show at Blue Room for the Justin Smith taping and it was amazing and so is the final product!

[@jessgay2623]

Nate! We just saw you in Charlotte celebrating our 16 year wedding anniversary. Your show was hilarious and my husband and I liked talking about your classy bowling outfit for the show. We had a great time. Thank you! Merry Christmas

[@erikvanaller7493]

Great to hear Aaron talk about his special even though there was the lighting issue. Also love the new jean jacket. Nate, Dusty and Booger all looking great too!

[@petero1917]

1hour 10mins in I’m laughing alone out loud. I’m a 46 year old man. Not easy. Nate, this’ fantastic! And Brian bat bomb is great with new found confidence. Dusty is a brilliant addition . Aaron 2 is funny:)

[@K.Fulkerson]

I thought Aaron had been stung by a bee! Just got my tickets for Nate’s show in Bowling Green Ky in June! Can’t wait!!

[@PaulaKeller_BR549]

Justin was the low-talker this episode. I laughed out loud with Nate making fun of him. Lots of laughs today! Keep it going. 👏🏼👏🏼

[@thrift5]

All of Bates fun facts from this episode come from actual memories of being there

[@thrillhouse27]

Nate didnt sound too excited about el paso, but im here to tell you, you got at least one big fan out here. Im looking forward to it! Breakfast please pass that message along 🙏

[@tonyhostetler4710]

I wish Aaron would have been here for the discussion about social media and filming stuff. Would love to see a BTS of him filming the “Ollie” or Healies video!

[@brittanysawyer9143]

Kicking off the WW2 conversation with the Ip Man movies is very on-brand for us.

[@mattlove3668]

When Nate was reading the book about his face on Zanies, I wanted to call out that I drive by Dusty’s face everyday on the side of The Grove in NW Arkansas!The Little Rock show was great! I appreciate what you guys do.

[@luckydrifts4871]

I would just like to throw it out there I was listening to this while I had the craziest car accident of my life. Luckily everyone was fine but I sure was funny coming back too just to here nate making silly joke lol!

[@lizamartineau1662]

Breakfast’s face when Nate said the Nazi’s defeated Germany. Unreal.

[@jmorgandeal1]

Looking forward to the show Saturday night here in Macon, GA!!!

[@briangregory5965]

Hello folks and hey bear. Thought "oh boy" when I saw today's topic. Mostly because last week's was on "Holiday Shopping". What's next? "Electric Cars" followed by "War of 1812", perhaps? Love the randomness this podcast brings but more so the needed laughs in the middle of a busy work week. Also, seeing Nate in the Netherlands in March. Be sure to be on the look out for some Austin, TX folks in the audience! Keep up the good work.

[@J_Quinn_Creates]

Why'd Japan bomb Pearl Harbor? "becuse we use forks?" Did you go to the USS Arizona? "Yah, yah. It's the one in Tuscon?" "Maybe you should've used American Bats!" "Volcanos are Lava temples" LoL 😂 😂 so much fun. This was a a preatty fun episode.

[@kodyborkman3656]

I’m not gonna lie my wife I both checked out when breakfast was reading about the homeless guy, so thank you Nate I didn’t have to rewind the podcast.

[@ChrisMolter]

Nate's next special should be called "Full Time Comedy". Would be a funny throw back to "Full Time Magic".

[@CaptChrispy]

"Oh! BAT Bomb! It didn't explode but it woke right up in the hot water! Scratched the hell outta me!

[@ChristopherKose]

27:52 if only there were some kind of device that Dusty could have used to show Nate a video of a tree shaker.

[@ellen9575]

Lol. I think he was scrolling Amazon on that laptop. Certainly not searching a tree shaker.

[@Join.The.Partee]

I was at the Little Rock show! Nate was AWESOME!!!

[@shelby_parker]

My husband was born on Pearl Harbor Day (12/7) and his parents didn't realize until a few days later that his initials are J.A.P. (Jap). Also, I laughed out loud when Dusty used the word "invaluable" incorrectly. It does seem like it should mean "not valuable," but it means "extremely useful; indispensable." Par for the course for this podcast- LOVE it! 🤣

[@LA_Ohhey_Shotani]

You guys missed a chance to have Justin Smith break down cry laughing as Dusty did his Athletic Greens ad read. It would’ve really set the bar high for Aaron upon his return.

[@orangeandblue73]

Justin mentioned the Doors as being part of “the Vietnam soundtrack.” Fun fact: The father of Jim Morrison (the lead singer of The Doors) was the admiral in charge of US Naval forces at the Gulf of Tonkin Incident, which was used as the pretext for the beginning of American involvement in the Vietnam War

[@kellybyrne8923]

If dusty and I were in a predicament where a bomb was about to destroy the world and he said to me “give me the code!” It’s 50/50 I would hand him a coat.

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

The best sporting event in World War II was a three way baseball game in New York between the Yankees, Giants, and Dodgers (all 3 NY teams at the time). The game was a fundraiser to buy war bonds.

[@richardgatling4663]

Discount Aaron really knows his history.

[@diannawilliams6923]

Dusty has become my fav!

[@chelseahanson7768]

The talk of Cracker Barrel servers and their attitudes reminds me of why I will never go to there again. A few years ago, I went to Cracker Barrel for breakfast and ordered a normal eggs and bacon breakfast and had water to drink. The server brought my water and eventually my meal and walked away. When I picked up the glass of water to drink from it, the bottom of the glass broke clean off and ice water spilled all over the table, my pants, and my eggs. When I got the server's attention to let her know what happened and show her the glass in two pieces, she said to me "Well, how did you pick it up?". Needless to say, I still had to pay for my eggs.

[@HelloAwesome]

"Full Time" is a great special name!

[@dr.thunder4845]

Dusty, The deeper you dig, the more safe you are from frost. That's why my water lines are 5 foot deep to my garage. The only time digging deep is cooler, is the high heat of summer . Love you anyway! :)

[@jessepope]

So Justin hit on something I’ve thought quite a bit about: inserting the Promotion/Relegation system into college football. This is my proposal. The Power 5 conferences absorb the Group of 5 conferences (Mid American becomes part of the Big 10, Mountain West to PAC 10, etc.). Power 5 conferences are now the top tier of these super conferences. Group of 5 is now tier 2, Division I-AA (FCS) is now tier 3, and so on. This would create much more excitement to minor games because now you have teams fighting to maintain their place in their tier or to work their way up the ladder. So if this was in place, Tulane would be a part of the Premier Big 12 next year and Northeastern would drop to Secondary Big 10 (formerly known as MAC)…Discuss…

[@justinhicks1248]

Saw you in Little Rock! You are great, but even better live!!!

[@MatthewMaring]

best comment by BBking..."king kong seemed to be ok without a sweater"

[@kurtbungley]

Brian, Aaron & Dusty can you please come to the Northeast?

[@ryanmorter]

Did we ever land on the term for when we see all of you guys live? Saw Nate in Grand Rapids and in January Ill be seeing Dusty! All I need is Aaron and Burtsbees! Hope you will come this way soon!

[@Rizon1985]

You know as a kid on the beach how you took your shovel and started digging the deepest hole you could? Some men held onto that idea as adults and used industrial sized methods to start digging the deepest hole possible. The most successful ones were the Soviets/Russians with the Kola superdeep borehole located at the very north of the border with Finland. They got to a depth below surface of 12 262 metres which is 40 230 feet for you guys. At that depth their recorded temperature was 180°C (356°F). To reach the middle point of the earth you have to go down to about 6 360 000 metres where they were digging, so they were 0,193% of the way there. The temperature they measured was far below average however. From all the research later we now know that you can assume an increase of about 30°C/km when digging into the litosphere which is just the upper layer of the mantle. At a specific spot it varies greatly depending by the thermal conductivity of the rock formation. For example in the US at a depth of 10km the temperatures go from 150°C up to 400°C. Also interesting is the highest depth where humans are operating on a daily basis. That's the Mponeng gold mine in South Africa. The deepest active mining tunnel is at a depth of 4km and the rocks reach a temperature over 65°C (150°F). They continuously pump a slurry of ice down into the mine to a cooling system to refrigerate the air and make it possible for humans to survive working so deep. And then sometimes a whole society of people decide to go live under the ground. In Turkey the largest city dug underground was Derinkuyu and could house 20 000 people and all their daily activities such as school, religion, industry, husbandry, ... They used ventilation shafts and the city went 85m (280ft) deep. It was inhabited mainly from 700BCE up to 1300CE and later was mostly only used when needing refuge by the people living there. Over time almost everyone forgot about those cities until someone who was renovating their house knocked down a wall and found the gigantic hidden city behind it.

[@Slothfurato]

Take a shot each time Bates gets interrupted

[@colinschulte4353]

The dairy farm that Dusty saw has what is called a robotic rotary parlor. Every single stall on the rotary is equipped with a robot that milks the cow as it travels around the parlor. Farms using standard and robotic rotarys milk on a 24 hour schedule, and depending on the size of the parlor can milk up to 10,000 cows a day.

[@aarondavistx]

I’m glad Nate mentioned a rock quarry when y’all were talking about the temperature of the earth. Next time you’re in San Antonio, be sure to visit The Quarry golf course. And definitely come play it during summer time to test your hypothesis. Spoiler alert: it gets spicy down there.

[@aflorey49]

Lol Pepe Silvia from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[@lawrencebehmer1713]

I love how Nate called Barcelona, “Barcerona,” and pronounced Real Madrid as, “real,” instead of “ray-al!” Justin’s special was very funny, btw.

[@dalvinjordan8159]

I’m surprised Nate didn’t bring up Tom Segura gifting Bert Kreischer Hitter’s teacup

[@dks1127]

The best part of this episode is when Dusty says the homeless guy that died from rat poison was "invaluable" to the government. I think he thinks the meaning of the word is the opposite of its real meaning. Love you guys; keep up the great work.

[@jaimejaviergarcia3743]

Hello Folks!

[@weibherrman]

Am I the only one that hates it takes a WHOLE HOUR to get to the topic every week

[@SherrySherry]

Yes.

[@briceburkard396]

There’s something terrifying about imagining a bat that is big enough to fly an atomic bomb. I mean, pickier seeing that flying across the sunrise.

[@howardmaxey1413]

Thx for coming to Evansville Indiana Nate! I'll spread the word on how great you are to all my idiot friends.

[@DoNotUseNearBirds]

Nobody remembers the most historic fight in the history of Kung Fu movies

[@ProfessorTexas]

A-aron looking real healthy this episode