Nateland | Ep

[@Nateland]

Hey folks, we had to reupload this episode due to an adjustment we needed to make in the show in case you were wondering why you're seeing this again. Thanks

[@morgan0179]

What was the adjustment? I guess I'm going to have to watch it again and see if I can spot the differences.

[@RichRoyaltyRobbnRecklessRecord]

@@morgan0179 Please update us, I aint watching this again.

[@Operation3Sixty]

​@RichRoyaltyRobbnRecklessRecord you don't rewatch episodes over and over?

[@sandranguyen586]

Oh please share the difference when you find it!!

[@Hihohiho56]

I don't mind watching again....😛

[@bygraceiamsaved5088]

Love the podcast so much. Don't understand why people are not into Dusty. He is a comic genuis.

[@davidsally_pizzatony]

Love Dusty, havin a good time cracks me up every time, you can’t help but smile no matter how many times you hear it…

[@sierraturner5894]

My 12-year-old son falls asleep every night with your podcast on. He has been doing this now for well over two years. We started listening to this as a family on a road trip back in 2020 when y’all had 3 episodes out. He quickly bailed on us listening together as a family and went solo. Can you all give him a shoutout and let him know it’s time for bed? Goooood night, Will Turner.

[@spencerheaton3332]

Hey! Big thank you to Dusty for talking up Dauphin Island. I was the senior class sponsor at a Christian school in Indiana, and we went to Dauphin Island for our senior trip. It was a solid ok time! Thank you, Dusty!

[@kobushauman3310]

🙌🏿✝️🧎🏽👍🏿

[@thecreativechristianpod]

“That was a fun week” about Nate working out from brawny bates is the most underrated line of the ep. Strongest one liners for sure!

[@nathanherset9908]

Hello folks! This podcast has been such a great blessing to me. THANK YOU!!! Interesting thing to remember: the Romans used chisels (STRAIGHT pieces of medal) to tap their "writings" into stone. So, all of their letters and numbers needed to be a straight line. Even the C, picture a sideways V. You guys are the best. Keep on doing what you do.

[@mattgraves1071]

Nate was so proud of himself for “learning” Roman numerals. Then 30 seconds later when talking about how ridiculous it is, in his example for writing checks, he used the number 15; and proceeded to say, “you’d have to write XXXXXIILLVV”….when 15 is literally only 2 letters, XV, and just as short as using numbers. Terrible example, but exactly what I expect from the podcast. Please never change.

[@Ofails]

I was stung around 24 times by cicada killers in July of 2022. I was backing up around the edges of one our ponds mowing with our open cab tractor. I can only assume I found their nest, I began getting hit and being I was facing our neighboring pastures and knowing the tractors safety shutoff on the seat is disabled I fixed the steering at a couple trees in the fence line and jumped off. After jumping one fence and running 150 yards around a pond that very possibly could have ended this whole torture I was met by my wife. She began spraying me with the 110° water hose as I stopped dropped and rolled as if I were on fire. We later got in our farm truck and drove though the one hole in the tree line of the fence larger than 4’ that the tractor just so happened to find. We followed the shredders path around 500 yards into the neighboring pasture where the tractor finally stalled out on a a tree. I was getting my Benadryl Bates on for a while needless to say.

[@Loolooette]

🤯🤯🤯

[@robertj2444]

I've been watching your podcast for a while and realized that I had seen Dusty perform, but I had never seen any of Aaron's or Brian's work. Looked them up on KZbin and watched some. Both are very funny. Thank you all for the laughs.

[@jakemccleary288]

My wife and I were about to board our long flight to Europe when my wife randomly says "Dusty would be so disappointed in me for my outfit." She was wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt. I assured her that because we had a 9-hour red-eye flight that Dusty would understand. Thank you for making us more aware of our airport attire, we will do better in the future.

[@crystaldixonramsey3058]

I do agree that Aaron’s laugh is super contagious! So funny when he’s laughing at people

[@_m_m4]

When are we gonna get a nateland after dark? I want to see old friends of Nate on this podcast, like Soder, big Jay, Luis J. Gomez, and other people that Nate started with ❤😂

[@nomehdrider]

I enjoy the KZbin show, great group. Brian the Bold, I took up golf very late in life, so enjoy, it's a lovely game, maybe sport. With a 100 yd golf ball throw Aaron is a beast, never swap punches with him!

[@Shmoop.P.Shmooply]

The cicadas episode is back everyone. Now we've got to hear all that chirping again.... It's actually kind of nice after you listen for a while.

[@brockmeade4450]

I thought this was only supposed to be released once every 13-17 years

[@karicrum13]

😂

[@RobertHillis]

Hank, Daisy, and Duke? Sounds like Dusty's got the whole cast of Dukes of Hazzard in his back pocket 😅

[@RobertHillis]

Bench press Bates! Love it!

[@sandranguyen586]

When teaching Roman numerals in school I would always show the clip from Disney’s Hercules when he tells, “Quick, somebody call IX-I-I!” Helped kids feel like they were in on the joke. I know you struggle with my last name, so let’s use my maiden name, Sandra Kuligowski

[@Peel624]

Hello Folks and Hey Bear! Been listening for a while, and imagine my surprise when the first time I watched it on KZbin I realized I have actually seen each of you (except maybe Dusty) at various comedy shows. I saw Brian when he opened for Leanne Morgan in Chicago in Sept 2021. I saw Aaron when he opened for Kathleen Madigan last Sept in Chicago. And I saw Nate at his show in Chicago in November. I know Nate about 3-4 openers including his Dad at that show, so if one of those was Dusty, then I saw Dusty too. Your podcast cracks me up, keep up the good work. Laura Spearman.

[@richardgarcia1184]

As a Californian, I had no idea what a cicada is.

[@marylynn60]

You guys are great I watch you before work while doing my morning run in place workout.

[@NickBess]

52:01 Nate says that's a last name that he didnt expect. As if he normally gets everyone's name right the first time. 😅

[@richardsapp4785]

So glad you mentioned the "Sunday's Best" song on your podcast. My wife and I saw you in Greensboro on Mother's Day. Loved the show, but wondered what song was playing. It is now one of my favorites. In spite of you not listening to lyrics, you picked a great song for Mother's Day.

[@nancydroodlez]

Aaron's Roman numeral explanation is the only one that actually makes sense to me. Finally, I get it! other memorable nuggets: Cicada Boy & night time butterflies 🦋 😂

[@Bren3669]

I’m curious, what weren’t you understanding about it before and what about how Aaron explained it made it make it make sense to you?

[@KellyBurklund]

Okay. Who complained??!? 🤣

[@annablake9495]

We were the people buying ducklings at Easter about 10 years ago. Turns out, that summer a cicada brood was emerging in our region. Our teenage ducks were thrilled with natures unlimited buffet!

[@nancybergbower5809]

My butterfly story! My kindergarteners and I received caterpillars and and watched them change into butterflies. On the release day, our first one flew out and was immediately grabbed by a bird. Talk about 26 crying five year olds…at least until we went back in… and discussed the food chain!!!

[@andrewconn5698]

As a guy from the south, who no longer lives in the south, but will be visiting the south this summer, thanks for preparing me for the reverse culture shock I will experience. I totally forgot about all the chaos cicadas bring.

[@Peel624]

Ok after hearing the cicada show I knew I had to tell this story I had just heard a few days before your episode dropped. In this episode you spoke about girls name and about Roman numerals. Well I just read the craziest thing, not sure how true it is or if it was urban legend but there was a couple having a baby and wanted to give the baby a unique girl’s name. They liked the name Kaitlyn but couldn’t decide on the spelling and wanted something different. So the husband came up with replacing the “ate” sound with the roman numeral 8 so this poor baby’s name is going to be KVIIILYN. (VIII being the Roman numeral for 8). Hope they pick a “normal” middle name the kid can go by instead. Hahaha. Love your podcast. Keep up the good work! Laura Spearman

[@SteveHorton-x5z]

Hey guys! I loved your discussion about Aaron playing golf by throwing the ball. In high school I had a Sports Lit. class where Mr. Oliver took us out to the football field to end the debate about how far we could throw a golf ball compared to a baseball. A couple 500 yard holes in a row would wear out an untrained arm.

[@SadelovesJesus]

I’ve watched twice already but for the views to go back up… I’ll be watching again ❤

[@JaredMorris-ep1qf]

Go back to tomorrow and plan for yesterday

[@whitneyshaffley652]

Grew up in rural Southern Oregon. As kids, my cousin and I would pick the cicada shells off the trees and crunch the shells on the ground. We get cicadas every year here in OR, unlike in Tennessees broods, and the shell crunch is oddly satisfying. Give it a try!

[@jamesphelan2692]

Shout out to Graham for prioritizing having the dinner spread.

[@ryanwinkle390]

Did you guys ask John Crist if he DM’d Harrison Butker again after what he’s been going through? I’m assuming he said something like “Hey man, tough speech. Go Jackets.”

[@lisaelias5330]

You should totally do 9 holes. I would watch the whole thing!

[@josephherrera4827]

Nate talking about his streak of working out and Backstreet slips in “that was a good week.” Not one giggle? C’mon y’all.

[@rebeccawaite2878]

MAKE THE PLAYLIST NATE! Please!

[@tylerlago9502]

Posting this episode twice perfectly reflects the topic: too many cicadas, too many of the same episode.

[@sarahcotterswank4251]

Strange fact: the department of agriculture also inspects amusement park rides! Not sure about every state, but it’s that way in Ohio! It’s grouped with agriculture because of state/county fair rides!

[@amyount]

I think every 17 episodes, Nateland needs to let Dusty do all the research so we can get the weird off the wall conspiracy stuff that he dabbles in. Then he goes back underground until next time.

[@Ladybug5915]

I would watch a live feed of Dusty’s bench.

[@LeCigareVolant]

Did I just teleport back in time or is this a re-upload?

[@WhoniverseReview]

Have a whole episode on numbers. Roman numerals vs Arabic numerals (what we use), Hebrew numerals, etc

[@Wendy-momlady-Post]

Dang Nate. If only Venmo had existed back in the day you would have had that Happy Meal!! :)

[@Kmc9]

I sincerely hope the story that Dusty just posted with him opening boxes of dvd's and a caption that says thank you to Aaron gets discussed on the next episode.

[@djj.86]

How my husband learns about cicadas: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iojGZWufi6hrq5ofeature=shared How I learn about cicadas: We're having a good time!

[@NickBess]

1:23:38 That's what i always think of Nsync, exits, in... IN-SECTS. 😂

[@sandramcinnis-fibreinsanity]

We definitely have Pizza Hut in Canada and deep dish all the way! Great podcast guys 👏

[@Illuminessnbeautiful]

Cicadas play a significant role in the ecosystem and provide several benefits: 1. Ecosystem engineering: Cicadas help shape their environment through their burrowing activities, which can alter soil structure and create pathways for water and air to reach plant roots. 2. Nutrient cycling: Cicadas feed on plant sap, and their waste acts as a natural fertilizer, enriching the soil with nutrients. 3. Seed dispersal: Cicadas help spread seeds by consuming fruit and then depositing the seeds in new locations. 4. Food source: Cicadas are an important food source for various animals, including birds, reptiles, amphibians, and mammals. 5. Ecological balance: Cicadas help maintain the balance of their ecosystems by serving as a food source for predators and competing with other herbivores for resources. 6. Soil aeration: Cicadas' burrowing activities help aerate the soil, improving soil quality and allowing water and air to penetrate deeper. 7. Carbon sequestration: Cicadas help store carbon in the soil through their burrowing activities, which can contribute to climate regulation. Overall, cicadas play a vital role in maintaining the health and diversity of ecosystems, and their unique life cycle and behaviors have a significant impact on the environment. 🤖 🤣 your welcome 🤗

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

I wish I remembered the comment I had on the original upload. I thought it was pretty good. I'll go proofread this now.

[@spencerheaton3332]

I would love to know your Mt. Rushmore of clean comedians by decade (going back as far as you can).

[@carolineharris1038]

Very educational segment on cicadas. How many biology credits can I apply to my degree for watching this? Also, here at BYU we are sad to lose Mark Pope to Kentucky but glad you got to meet him. Go Cougars! Please come back to Salt Lake City!

[@luketharpgraphics]

Feel bad for Bicep. Looking forward to his new workout program “Body by Bates”

[@bjj3520]

I finally know who Aaron looks like… He’s the real life, grown up version of Bobbie Hill.

[@Jake_Stevens]

I’ve noticed that when I go back and listen to old episodes even since the beginning and I swear it always sound like Barnes & Noble is about to segue into an ad read. Man has a very unique, niche skill.

[@christinagantlett]

Next time you guys are in Canada try a Harvey’s hamburger and compare their burger to your favourites. Would love to know what you think! It’s a Canadian fast food burger place available in most provinces.

[@dhimmelhaver]

I would love to hear how Nate says cicadas. My guess is he thinks it's a Mexican dish.

[@beanseff]

For any of the fisherman's that listen cicadas are like candy for bass. Hook through the lorax ..

[@PITTS247]

Who is everyone’s most underrated comedian? OR, what comedian do you know has not received the attention his work deserves? Mine has to be Tim Hawkins. He is often on your, but I feel not everyone knows who he is. And he’s been at it for a while.

[@shawnavandyke3517]

The map is sorely mistaken. As someone who grew up in az (which is on the left side of the map, Nate), I grew up very much knowing what cicadas were because we had them every summer. Not only does az have cicadas, but they have a wide variety of different kinds, all on different cycles of emerging, so there's some species emerging every summer. The map would lead one to believe only the states on the right side had cicadas, but that's simply not true.

[@brianbatescomedy]

The map was showing the periodical cicadas that come out every 13 or 17 years.

[@heatheradkins1538]

Concerning Nate’s comment about going to Taco Bell because you’re trying to be healthy, Taco Bell is consistently named the healthiest fast food restaurant! The menu is very customizable, so you can cut calories easily. Nate’s right more than people give him credit for!

[@laurenmarksbury4574]

I was a high school Latin teacher for a few years and one of my students *thought* she got her sister’s birthday tattooed in Roman numerals on her arm. Rather than spelling out “1994”, she got the numbers 19, 90, and 4 all smashed together into one long number that isn’t readable. I panicked that I was a terrible teacher until one of my other students texted me to say, “I saw the Instagram post. She’s an idiot.”

[@Loolooette]

Cicada history books hahha

[@jakemccleary288]

I would love to know how many miles Aaron walked while making the Nate & Adele compilation video.

[@rogerdean9969]

Correct me, but home depot uses 3rd party delivery. Even so, it is on home depot and for some reason the delivery is just awful. I am in AZ. And can tell you it is a big problem here as well.

[@marka8855]

He probably thought thin crust was NY Style and the regular was chicago deep dish

[@JoeySpiegel]

Dusty likes the name Hank, presumably because of Hank Williams, who's real name was Hiram King "Hank" Williams. I think he missed a good opportunity to get a Hiram Slay into the world.

[@nomehdrider]

Hank is the nic for Henry, just saying.

[@j7fk13]

Thin crust is superior and hearing your stance against it I’m not sure I can continue to listen to this podcast. However, Starry is awful so I think I will stay around for a few more.

[@rogerdean9969]

I turn off video and listen to pod cast at 1/2 speed. Sounds hilarious...

[@kayliegunn3796]

Dear Dusty: all my sympathy. My husband and I bought a fridge from Home Depot. The installers messed up the water connection, which we realized two weeks later when water seeped up from the floor; by that time water had been flooding our walls and cabinets for two weeks. We then had 6 months with no kitchen while we waited for Home Depot’s insurance to pay for damages. Not a fan. Dear Computer Boys: We definitely get cicadas in Las Vegas. Summer isn’t summer without those things blaring in your ears. Maybe enlist AI to fact check for you.

[@jerridavis6462]

😂 peeing bug😂

[@rachelheafner2190]

I asked AI Google Gemini to tell a joke in the style of Nate Bargatze. The result is below. I think your job is safe. Gemini aint got nothing on you. "Alright, here's a joke in the style of Nate Bargatze: I went to the grocery store the other day, and there was this whole section dedicated to "adult lunchables." Now, I'm all for convenience, but who exactly are these adults who don't know how to put crackers and cheese in a Tupperware container? I mean, is there a support group? "Hi, my name's Steve, and I've been struggling with lunch assembly for 35 years." And what happens when these adults become even more adult? Do they graduate to "senior lunchables?" Just a bunch of prunes and denture cream all neatly packaged? Maybe that's the key to aging - you slowly lose the ability to make lunch decisions until eventually someone's just pureeing your dinner straight into your feeding tube. Kind of takes the excitement out of retirement, doesn't it?"

[@Kmc9]

Barnaby Jones, why not try one episode where you're not constantly looking for a chance to halt the conversation with an ad, by pre-recording them. Then you can insert them wherever you want without interrupting the flow. PLEASE.

[@brianbatescomedy]

Hi. You have mistaken me for someone who makes the decisions on when and how we read the ads.

[@davidkeck9988]

Dusty, eating cicadas and locusts is biblical. Maybe your mom is on to something "old testament".

[@TeresaO82]

As a Kid I lived in sw Louisiana andbwe had cicadas there... This map isn't correct. (Science is wrong!!!! That's for Dusty. )

[@keepingitreal215]

What was the problem? Is it a game, find the difference?

[@allthewhile5465]

Ooooh did someone say a bad word?

[@alisoncecala]

My beautiful comments….😢

[@rogerdean9969]

I was watching episode 4, and thought why? Enjoy the show, so jumped to current show. Man Nate you have not aged well. Had to go back and look to see if you started like in 2010. GET SOME LIFE INSURANCE!

[@mrwalsworth]

Huh?

[@davediaz1742]

He looks exactly the same. Better than 2010 actually. What a weird statement to make

[@princesssummerland7269]

Is that a joke. Nate Bargatze is gorgeous at 45 ❤️🥰🤗🙌

[@bigdeek04]

##dumpdusty

[@nancybergbower5809]

My betting story. My teacher friends and I traveled to a casino. I kept standing there saying, can I just play one game; I only have $20. No one would leave. One did leave and I sat down. Lost but the guy saying no previously said, “School teacher, you changed my luck… handed me a $50 bill. Picked it up and was done for the day!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Illuminessnbeautiful]

Yes, cicadas have been revered and worshiped in various cultures throughout history. Here are a few examples: 1. Ancient Greeks: Cicadas were associated with the god Apollo and symbolized rebirth and regeneration. 2. Chinese culture: Cicadas are considered a symbol of good luck, longevity, and rebirth. They're often depicted in art and literature as a representation of the soul or the cycle of life. 3. Japanese culture: Cicadas are associated with the summer season and are considered a symbol of impermanence and the fleeting nature of life. 4. Inca culture: Cicadas were considered a symbol of fertility and abundance. 5. Some African cultures: Cicadas are associated with the afterlife and are believed to guide the spirits of the dead to the afterlife. These are just a few examples of the cultural significance and reverence for cicadas in various societies. Their unique life cycle and distinctive sounds have captivated people's imagination and inspired spiritual and symbolic meanings. Sincerely (bot) AI 🤣