Nateland | Ep

[@Joe_Gatto]

I believe we accomplished a hot episode. Thanks so much for having me

[@bekahfurches932]

You fit in seamlessly!

[@kristipickens1079]

Hilarious episode!

[@Inqueriousfiend]

Agreed! So many laugh out loud moments!

[@nicolaswynkoop]

32:34 Yes we did, thanks for having me as well

[@FurphyAndrew]

You gave me real cred with my in-laws as they are HUGE fans!

[@kalabyrum]

I love how interactive Joe was. Y’all have some great guest on here but a lot of times they just listen to y’all. Joe really interjected and he is hilarious 😂 keep bringing on these amazing guest

[@HelloAwesome]

Breakfast always carrying the pod. 9:44 he gently takes away the top sheet of Joe's notes so they'll be on the same page. Love to see it!

[@thebenman8657]

Woh! Good catch. Brian is the best fr

[@ethansandersmusic]

Man Joe is just delightful. Great to see he's doing so well

[@JohnnySaskatoon]

Sky diving beavers seems like an SNL sketch come to life

[@meganbf]

Dusty being into cello is what I needed this year. The instrument of the soul.

[@Grey_Brew]

Until the corporations ruin that too 😉

[@mrs.carlin]

I would say I missed Aaron on this episode, but I am seeing him everywhere these days. Aaron, Congrats on the special, it was hilarious! Great episode y'all!

[@ryanpries3091]

I was put under anesthesia yesterday for an endoscopy. I was still asleep for a few minutes after and was dreaming I was a guest on the podcast. The nurse noticed I was waking up and started saying “Hey Ryan.” I was still dreaming when I heard her and I looked around the table trying to figure out who it was that was calling me. You all looked at each other confused and the dream ended. My mom and the nurse both cracked up when I told them. My mom asked me what podcast I was on and I started falling asleep again and said Nateland. She said “of course.”

[@brettschoenleben]

I need Nate to ask and explain his gravity question to all guests. "Like if you're in a ball in the ocean, you stay on the bottom, but if it goes to space you float. How does it leak in?" To be in Ryan and Joe's brain as he explains it has got to be insane!

[@tonyhostetler4710]

What a clash of my favorite people, so glad Joe was a guest! Can we get a Sal Vulcano episode sometime??

[@johannaarmone3195]

Seems like sal is taking some time off. His own pods are on hiatus and I haven't seen him as a guest on anything in quite some time.

[@katieshea923]

The way Dusty said cacao I half expected Lightning McQueen to come across the screen. That made me laugh so hard.

[@faithdomster5081]

😂love this!

[@ashleyprice20]

🚨 New listener here! 🙋🏼‍♀️🚨 A few little tidbits for you guys: 1. I discovered this podcast because you had Trey Kennedy on recently who I’m big fan of. I’d love for you to have him and Jake Triplett on together! 2. I got to see Dusty at a comedy club in Greenville, SC in 2022! I now regularly use, “We’re having a good time!” 3. Just watched Aaron’s Signature Dish set and it was AMAZING! I laughed the whole time! 4. Brian I truly appreciate your random facts that you contribute to the podcast! Keep ‘em coming! 5. Nate thank you being a great CLEAN comedian! I love Jesus and comedy, so clean comedy is all I listen to! I agree that it takes more comedic talent to be a clean comedian! 🙌🏼 6. You all are awesome! Looking forward to getting caught up on the episodes!

[@jacksonbailey8306]

As an orchestra director, I was overjoyed to hear Dusty’s enthusiasm about classical music. It changed my life too, which is why I’m in the line of work I am today. Dusty, if you like cello, I highly recommend starting with what we call in the industry as the “big 3” cello concertos - Dvorak, Elgar and Haydn. I promise they won’t disappoint! Cheers, love the podcast.

[@rellenoz]

I've discovered Chopin nocturne. I'm hooked

[@ericastuart1856]

I have a feeling Nates trainer isn't sweating their bet right now. If Nate starts making leeway, just set a trail of sour patch kids leading to the closest Dairy Queen.

[@DocManhattan56]

Diet starting...now

[@debraelsner6537]

Aaron’s set on Fallon was great watched- special was too! Really enjoying Joe as guest!

[@crd9191]

Nate is a graveyard of unfinished sentences

[@KellyPirtle-ko5vl]

Exactly Right! 😂

[@CarrieHeryford]

I love the Calm app but it would be even better if Nate recorded a sleep story for us all!

[@cyninin1346]

Joe Gatto is a great guest on any pod. ❤😅

[@princesssummerland7269]

Hey bear 🐻 Thank you for another fun show 😂❤🙌

[@MrHart5105]

This episode was absolutely hilarious! Don’t get me wrong, they’re ALL great but this has been a rough week with not much “funny”. This had me crying from laughing so hard on my way back from the hospital! Thanks for giving my mind a break from things! Who knew four guys talking about parachuting beavers could have such an effect. Always looking forward to Wednesday! Thanks guys!!

[@jenniferwiley-wright4847]

Good Morning Thank You for another HOT episode with a HOT guest. You guys are wonderful.

[@andybritton4369]

Hello Folks!! I went to church with Nate at TGBC and his dad performed for the kids many times on Sunday evenings. It was always fun watching him perform. My wife and I also went to Kenny Clayton's house on New Year's Eve in 2004 and Nate performed for the small crowd there. It's so great to see the success that Nate is having and it's good to know that he hasn't changed since high school. Not so funny story...I took my oldest son to his show in Columbus, OH on January 12, 2024. I was so looking forward to it but unfortunately, 3 hours before the show, his girlfriend dumped him. Needless to say, he didn't get the full effect from the show so we're going to the August 23, 2025 show in Columbus. Hopefully, he doesn't get dumped again... Keep up the great work--you guys rule!

[@brittanysawyer9143]

Joe Gatto was a great guest this week! He really did well holding down the Aaronland camera, too. He definitely earned a place on my Top 5 Guests.

[@ronbridgewater149]

Any chance we can get Nate to read this poem for Valentine's Day? A tree toad loved a she-toad That lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad. While three-toed toad was she. The he-toad tree toad Tried to gain the she-toad’s friendly nod For the two-toed tree toad Loved the ground the three-toed tree toad trod, The he-toad tree toad tried in vain To gain her friendship, But from her tree toad bower With her she-toad power The three-toed toad Vetoed him.

[@pdd7able]

Heck of an episode!! Beavers skydiving had me dying of laughter 😂😂

[@JesseTheCatGuy26]

Elvis Update: Spotify now has Elvis with 21.7 Million monthly listeners... looks like Aaron's Christmas theory might be accurate. Unfortunately

[@djohnspangler]

Poor Elvis. It’s like he doesn’t even exist anymore.

[@danspargo6158]

53:00 I think you nailed it with the “time delay release” referring to the beaver sky diving. I mean….its a beaver inside of a wooden box. The beaver is going to get out.

[@KellyPirtle-ko5vl]

I am so grateful that you had Ryan on the Show! I've been binge watching his shows! He is an Amazing Comic! Thank you! He's just a Super Great Guy!😊 ❤ 😂

[@joshk8521]

1:15:20 Dusty’s reaction to AG1 being called “so fun” is why Dusty is the best! Subtly hilarious! Out here working hard even in the ads!

[@diannawilliams6923]

I love Dusty starting the podcast ❤

[@justingibson6915]

Aaron your special was absolutely killer! Congrats man

[@peggyjorde7000]

Can't wait for Nateland at Sea and being able to see the BAND in one fell swoop!

[@BrookeBhof]

My 40th birthday is the day the cruise starts! And I'm going to be near Tampa... Did I just win birthdays? I have to go, right?? 😆

[@angie7164]

We now need Nateland to do a movie about Skydiving Beavers. No doubt, this would definitely trump the Cocaine Bear movie based off the hilarious takes we've already seen today. Loving Abigail on the pod. :)

[@jeremiahcustar3574]

I am a pastor who preaches every week. And there is a major debate on how many notes you should take with you to the stage. It's good to hear that comedians sometimes have the same problem. New material every week requires at least some notes for most people.

[@Maximum_Goodness]

Dusty, I’m right there with you. I learned about the show when one of my daughters was born and that’s all it was on TV the entire two days we were there.

[@markfranklin2624]

When two of your most favorite things collide. Joe and the Nateland folks! 😁

[@laurahunt5250]

Hey Larry! scoopsie potatos!

[@AlexisJay611]

I love listening to music that has no words. My kids and I will listen to Hans Zimmer and other instrumental music and we call it "Noodle Music"; Because it stimulates your brain!

[@deepthought1987]

ily brian, have a great day king

[@kristipickens1079]

Half time: Nate/Dusty swim race, Mike V/Greg W wrestling match, and Nic N/ Nick Thune Dance off!!

[@F.C.Shultz]

Next Dusty special? "Manufactured Soul"

[@shanemartin3450]

Speaking of dropping animals off of things, where I live in Brasstown, North Carolina we celebrated the Possum Drop Festival on New Year’s Eve for many years before PETA got a hold of things and shut it down. The possum was slowly lowered to the ground in a plexiglass cage and was never actually harmed. Organizers of the event defended the festival by saying “the opossum is not actually ‘dropped,’ it is lowered with great care. We treat our little friend with respect, hold him in awe, and do not inflict any injury or traumatize God’s creature of the night”

[@Tim_Burden]

Hardest I have laughed at this podcast was the skydiving beaver conversation 🤣

[@Wonkoman42]

Always love hearing Dusty's Theories. Don't always agree with him, but he is SPOT on at 32:48.

[@DustySlay]

People are not ready to accept it but the corporate takeover is inevitable

[@brockmeade4450]

Might be the first time I agree with him lol

[@mattk1693]

Whoa...the episode I've always wanted but didn't know I did until just now!!

[@shadowaxeband2897]

Love Joe. Funny dude. Great episode fellas.

[@robertmckinzie-x2w]

I am a half Heath bar and half butterfinger blizzard. Life changing! 💪🏼🤣

[@lorenvburrell]

Watching Dusty's face during the "vegan"/"vegetarian" discussion just to gauge his reaction was so much fun.

[@Maximum_Goodness]

Whenever Nate is late he always quietly and seamlessly slips in just like a guy at work who is 15 minutes late to every meeting and stops everything when he walks through the door to make sure everyone knows that he has arrived.

[@J_Quinn_Creates]

Do you think Nate has been late to try and keep up his average guy appearances?

[@TheFancyFarmgirlHolly]

It was all that practice from reading water meters.

[@Maximum_Goodness]

Without Aaron, no one was able to do the math on the beavers to figure out three dollars to $168 is exactly 21 times the exact same ratio as $300 going to $6600. It’s just a bigger number but it’s still 21 times. Now, and we’ve been talking about food or donuts, I’m sure Nate would’ve figured it out quickly.

[@angie7164]

The door dash commercial is hilarious. I agree, it should be Nate! Nate is everywhere now and I'm loving it, the world needs it. I'm curious if Nate is seeing an increase in his fame recognition now that he's everywhere.

[@michelleoconnor9441]

I love my 2 worlds colliding today with Joe Gatto!!! I hope Sal is on next. I loved Nate's sister and Dusty reading ads. During the AG1 commercial it looked like Dusty just finished off a bag of M&M's!!!🤣

[@HevaEspo12]

Them talking about the teleprompter going out and then Nate brought up SNL. SNL had a hilarious skit about teleprompters going out back in 90’s!

[@Swede56]

What a great episode! Had me laughing so much! ❤

[@Singleforlife206]

Joe is a awesome human. Ty for having him on❤

[@timmyfaland8869]

Ohoi folks! Looking forward to seeing Nate for the first time in Oslo in April. But the 5 hour drive one way, makes it hard to make it out when comedians once in a while come to Norway. I've been dreaming about going to the US and seeing as many comedians as possible, but it is not easy to make the shows align. So when the Nateland Cruise announced with the Norwegian Jewel, I took it as a sign! What other opportunity do you have to see that fine tuned list of comedians (and Bryan), in one fell swoop? Adding on a podcast taping AND the chance to see Breakfast in the wild in his natural habitat, sounds like a no brainer. The only thing missing is Dusty smoking y'all in the pool!

[@MrsTidwell1026]

My mama told me when she was growing up that they were going to play the wizard of oz in color on tv. Everyone was so excited and gathered around to watch it and it never turned to color. Turns out you had to have a color tv.

[@PhoenixRising644]

Just saw Joe live a couple months ago! This is awesome!

[@thebenman8657]

So cool to have Joe on! Been watching IJ for well over a decade. Very cool. Can’t wait to see the other jokers on!

[@lindasonnemaker4917]

I remember when color tvs came out. Very expensive and very exciting!

[@brandiland7798]

Hey Joey!!! I love you!! ❤️ all my faves on the the same podcast! 😊

[@Nic_alexander]

Nate on classical music: “so no words?” Nate on normal music: “I don’t even understand what the words mean”

[@ChristianCooper22]

I make a motion that Nate now opens the podcast every week with “Ahoy bear” instead of “Hey bear.”

[@conservativepineapples6203]

Another great episode! 😂

[@justinhiggins2752]

You guys mentioned how awful Subway actually is for you. Here's a fun fact. There is so much sugar in Subway's bread that an Irish Court ruled that it was legally considered cake and not bread

[@ronwilliamson-uz7kb]

Here's a fun fact: 85% of people get annoyed when commenters use the term "here's a fun fact."

[@justinhiggins2752]

@ronwilliamson-uz7kb here's a fact doesn't work as well

[@ronwilliamson-uz7kb]

@@justinhiggins2752 it was just a joke. It's all good.

[@justinhiggins2752]

@@ronwilliamson-uz7kb hey bear, I took it that way. Here's another fun fact for you, 92.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot!

[@laninovak2562]

Great episode! I worked in commercial radio for 25 years, did thousands of commercials & wrote tons as well. Don't know how long your "tease" for the big game spot is but what they should've done was a full :30 leading up to the game as a promo for the big game spot. And don't do the big game spot until the darn game. Everyone would be waiting for the big door dash spot DURING the game. Love the podcast, thanks for making me laugh every week.

[@jameswsilva]

The level of scientific understanding on this show is mind boggling. The gravity discussion probably caused a cute pony to drown in a beautiful alpine lake somewhere. I will weep for it tonight when I go to sleep.

[@shannonmoyer63]

That’s it, I need a movie about the Beaver Drop ASAP! Here’s my pitch: Joe: Mayor of the Beaver infested town Ryan: Idahoian who’s porch keeps getting dismantled by beavers Nate: Pilot who takes the job way to serious Dusty: Not sure his officially title but he’s on the Beavers side. Brian and Aaron play two guys in the mayors office with opposing opinions on if they let Oregon join the state of Idaho or not.

[@carolinel5458]

Love seeing Joe on the pod. The episode reminded me of when I went to Chattanooga to see Murr perform. Before his show my friend and I went to eat at Community Pie. As we were walking in, a man, that I swore looked like Aaron held the door open for us. I then googled to see where Aaron was performing, and to my surprise he had a show that same night in Chattanooga. I have always wondered if it was Aaron or not. He was wearing a Barstool hat. I figured that was a betrayal to Nateland. Anyways, I cannot wait to see Dusty at the Walker Theatre for his special taping!!

[@juliesteen2356]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Joe G!! Welcome!

[@darthelliott]

Ahoy Folks! My whole family is planning on going and I might just have to get shirts for us that say Ahoy Folks!

[@J_Quinn_Creates]

The ad read having different guests was confusing... EDIT: after watching the whole show I've changed my mind. They are very good advertisements, it got my attention and it got people talking in the comments.

[@christycockrell5419]

Who would be in the ultimate Super Bowl commercial? All four Impractical Jokers!!!!!

[@justinwhinery3032]

Wow, Nate kept the great Joe Gatto waiting!?!? Nate’s a hot comic these days but Joe Gatto is a timeless world renowned celebrity!!! Golf another day Nate!!!!

[@duckyputter]

I don't understand how people don't understand that fish is meat. Joe: "I still don't eat meat"..."I just had some nice rainbow trout". Meat is the flesh of animals. If you're eating fish, you're eating meat.

[@WitchyTrista]

I live in Canada. When I was a kid in the 80s, we lived on the outskirts of a smaller city. One morning the household awoke to my mom freaking out that there was a giant rat on the deck. Turns out it was a beaver... which we realized when it uncurled its tail and slapped it on the deck. My mom was yelling, who do we call?? Of course, my sister and I chimed back, "GHOSTBUSTERS!" because that's what year it was. She called the RCMP (police) non-emergency line to see what she should do... and they asked if she'd been drinking. She explained that she woke up to get ready for work and found it there. It had chewed through a lot of the wood and it pooped so much that I don't know how that much poop fit in its body. The RCMP showed up with animal control and the last I saw of the beaver, it was walking slowly down the sidewalk with the animal control officer beside it and the cop car driving really slowly alongside.

[@bjonesnboston]

My favorite Bobby Kelly moment, we were next to each other in standing room only at a Red Sox game. Just making jokes and laughing for 3+ hours. People kept coming up to him so I sheepishly ask “Should I know you?” I find he’s a comedian who’s been on the tonight show and is good friends with Dane Cook…. We all laughed…a lot… I often wonder if he’d remember meeting me out in the wild!

[@JC-cu7sb]

When I was in Graduate school (Masters of Accounting), I would listen to Classical music when studying. It helped me concentrate. So, it surprises me that people listen to Classical music to sleep. Very interesting.

[@laurengrossman1635]

I’m also a fan of because of impractical jokers being the only thing on tv when in the hospital. My husband was stuck there for 2 weeks straight that was all we watched. Although now I can’t watch it without thinking about being stuck in the hospital.

[@jakecraft89]

I had to check multiple times to make sure I wasn’t listening to the podcast at 1.5x speed because of how much faster Joe talks than the rest of the guys 😂

[@EllenMitchell-f2p]

Joe was a great addition to the podcast. You should get him as a guest more often. I laughed so hard at every segment. Loved the dead zone….well I actually loved everything! ❤ I am still catching up on podcasts because I discovered Nate more recently. One of the best! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Joe_Gatto]

Thanks so much - had a blast

[@PauliG]

In 1984, I was a chubby little 10 year old kid. I remember being on the green shag carpet in our tiny, cigarette smoke filled living room, wearing a tight tank top, two-lined tube sox and a headband dancing my fat away to Richard Simmons' "Sweating with the Oldies." Later on at dinnertime, I'd pull out the big, brown wallet full of his "Deal-A-Meal" cards to deal my next healthy, balanced meal! Fast forward 40 years, and it didn't work at all.

[@BrentJames-r3v]

were excited to join the cruise

[@anniehalcomb6741]

Barefoot Bates really might miss the cruise if he thinks you'll be swimming in the Atlantic between Tampa & Mexico. Great episode!

[@lucasmunasque]

Great episode! Joe was fantastic! Brian maybe not making it onto the ship brought back fond memories of Cattle Gate. I'd pay extra to see Bovine Bates parachuting onto the cruise because he was running behind.

[@BamaBrooke2]

Just saw the Door Dash commercial! Hilarious! 😂

[@jimvolgstadt1974]

I think F.A.D Diets means Fade Away Diets. 😊 I to have struggled with this my whole life. I just had open heart surgery in Nov. My dietician,says make a Life change, not a Diet, which all seem to Fade Away. Love your podcast, and all your comedy.🤣🤣👏👏👏 Peace and✌️☝️✝️ Blessings to you all and your families.

[@ronwilliamson-uz7kb]

Best diet. Eat at home and cook it yourself + moderate exercise.

[@amada5966873]

Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤

[@mollycraft-jenkins131]

I love you guys, but I have suffered in silence for long enough. Things float in space because there is no gravity. Things float in water because there is a force called “buoyancy” that is acting AGAINST gravity. In water (or any fluid) the buoyant force pushes back with an upward force equal to the water that an object displaces. The gravity is still there, it is just being counteracted. So in a metal ball sinking in the ocean, if the ball is filled with air, there would be no buoyant force to push against gravity INSIDE the ball to make someone inside float. The only buoyant force is on the OUTSIDE, where the water touches the ball. In space, there is no gravity OR buoyancy, so things float inside and outside the ball.

[@soonerguy44]

Michigan St law professor.... I feel like Aaron would have had a great joke

[@reynacamps6221]

I have three little kids (ages 4, 3 and 1) and I live in Qatar, which is a 15 hour flight from Miami, nonetheless I am so excited about this Nateland At Sea announcement that I am scheming on how in the world I can convince my husband that we have to come on that trip!! I would literally have to take my kids out of school for two weeks in order to do this, but what does school really matter at that age, this cruise is way more important 😂

[@fletch304]

Ahoy Folks! Are we sure a Cruise Ship generates enough power for all the CPAP machines that'll be on board? Better make sure Aaron and Big Boat Bates aren't sharing a circuit.

[@scottkarennazarenus2721]

😂

[@DustinYeoman]

The last few discussions on gravity have been hilarious. Gravity isn't an element or substance of matter. A basic explanation is that gravity is a force of attraction between objects in space. The more mass an object has, the stronger it's force of gravity is. Now the reason the astronauts float in space is because the space station is orbiting the earth. Orbiting meaning traveling at a high rate of speed around the earth so that it doesn't just come crashing back into earth. They have traveled far enough away from the earth while maintaining orbit so that the effects of gravity are less enough to allow them to float. I hope this explanation helps. Hey Bear!

[@JoshFuhr-ww7zo]

Are we gonna talk about how Elvis’ monthly listeners dropped to 21 million in February? Meaning that over half the people that listen to his music are only here for his Christmas stuff. And that’s 30% less than The Beatles now. I think that might be a W for Aaronland.

[@KellyPirtle-ko5vl]

Hey just for Fun, look up Pastor Bob Joyce 😉

[@JoshFuhr-ww7zo]

Well he’s only got 6,000 monthly listeners so that’s not really helping his cause 😂

[@Ross_Sandoval]

joe gatto as a guest!!!??? best day of my life

[@andrewchevrier]

“World’s finest….it’s fine…the cigar bar is fine”

[@mgnelson1]

Dusty’s comment about coaxing out a tapeworm was correct. You have to fast for a few days first and then the smell of cooked meat will draw them out. Works out either orifice actually as long as you hold the meat close. While serving a church mission in Guatemala I knew a guy who had 8 tapeworms at one time removed this way.

[@ATXrenecruz]

Hey Bear! This is my third update for my weight loss journey with Nate. Goal: 190lbs Starting Weight: 223.4 Weight: 220.3lbs Lost lbs: 3.1 BMI: 28.3% Slow and steady wins the race. Stay Healthy Folks!

[@lindasonnemaker4917]

👏👏👏