Ranking Every Mario Kart Retro Track

[@julianwhitworth4750]

I like how for the SNES Mario circuit tracks he ranks them by sand color.

[@HT_Tony]

LOL

[@NvanRoblox]

I like how he put sonic music’ Or I’m just broken

[@jamesesterline]

I don't like sand. It's course, it's rough, it's irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[@Dzod500]

lol

[@xx_opdigaghosts_xxgamer8787]

Bruh

[@WaffleyDootDoot]

I know Waluigi Pinball is amazing and everyone loves it, but I really think one of the Mario Kart 8 retro tracks deserves to be number 1. Ribbon Road is beautiful.

[@wow-thanks]

I honestly think Ribbon Road and Cheese Land deserve first and second, respectively. While other retro tracks add a couple new features and improve graphics, those two tracks were COMPLETELY overhauled. I didn't even notice that they were retros for the longest time. Waluigi Pinball is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, MK courses of all time, but its retro variant isn't very exciting. It's just Waluigi Pinball again, this time with slightly better graphics. Kind of unfair that it's regarded as the best retro just for existing. Of course, I don't get to control NB's opinion. This is just my two cents.

[@davidkonevky7372]

@@wow-thanks Honestly tho. The best part about mariokart 8 is that they put all of their effort in making all of the retro track feel like new standalone tracks. And it worked WONDERS for them.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

@@wow-thanks *Bold words for someone in giant pinball ball range*

[@gavout1511]

you're speaking facts

[@TheRealGiorgi]

True, the track is literally the same and I don't think it deserves first place. Probably if he had also added the mario kart tour tracks the best on the list would be the mario kart tour Waluigi Pinball.

[@bcarroll247]

Are we gonna talk about how he used Pink Gold Peach for Cheese Land.

[@alysssabear]

That is just bizarre.

[@trulythelongestnameinthisc8779]

NO GOD NO PLEASE

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Nathaniel Bandy betrayed us!

[@davetarzon]

@@mariajimenafigueroa233 could be someone else playing to troll Nathaniel

[@waddafugg3072]

@@davetarzon Probably Bathaniel

[@FeatheredWingz]

A note on Wii's Ghost Valley 2: the difficulty level raised significantly if you first played the game on an old square-screened tv where the back lighting was dying. The track becomes practically pitch black all around & the sharp corners and wall-less sections were excessively hard to navigate, that way.

[@chocov1233]

Sounds like you're speaking from experience.

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

You had that?

[@FeatheredWingz]

@@stuffenjoyer6677 Oh yeah, I had that....that's growing up poor in the 2000's for you 🤷. We were lucky we even got our hands on a Wii. It was on sale the autumn before x-mas in 2009 lol.

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

@@FeatheredWingz Sorry to hear that.

[@akosy129]

16:02 Pronouncing Delfino both ways, clever

[@MethaneFNF]

Delfineo Delfino

[@Arkhamman2023]

Mario kart 7: Has Waluigi pin ball back but no Waluigi Mario kart 8: Has Waluigi back but no Waluigi pin ball Bruh Edit: Oh

[@zacharylandrum4789]

The fact that he put Waluigi Pinball as number one for BOTH lists honestly triggers me. I don't think that it's the perfect track people claim it to be.

[@Earlman418]

@@zacharylandrum4789 It's his opinion though

[@zacharylandrum4789]

@@Earlman418 And I get that, but I just feel like Waluigi themed things only get so popular because of how much of a meme he is.

[@Earlman418]

@@zacharylandrum4789 well I mean your not wrong about that

[@gavinthecrafter]

@@zacharylandrum4789 Honestly, I don't even like Waluigi that much and I still think it's the best Mario Kart track.

[@Weewization]

Honestly imo retro tracks are best when they go from console to handheld and vice versa. I definitely agree with you on cheese land and ribbon road, but remastering waluigi pinball on the next handheld really lost that sense of awesome that you would have gotten from seeing it on a big screen

[@janthecoo4964]

and the lack of effort in the current dlc didnt do a great job either. its still the best of the dlc at the moment, at least they made it harder to avoid the pinballs... in my experience

[@henrytheanglerfish6290]

10:45 CreepyProduce: **glares angrily**

[@JonathanMendez4820]

This mad boi always don't like this stage

[@Its-amy3237]

We don’t talk about him anymore

[@henrytheanglerfish6290]

@@Its-amy3237 may he be cursed to play on DK Mountain with Baby Daisies forever

[@caseywash0548]

I hope he does a ranking of the Booster Course tracks when they all release

[@Quapsel999]

Yeah

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

I feel like he won’t be the only one doing that.

[@a........616]

15:22 “I’d never thought Nintendo would want to go back to this.” Predicting Mario Kart 8 would like to disagree.

[@Steengames12]

Pls do every Mario party boards.

[@MrGOOMBAGUY]

I would watch every second of this.

[@officialmoai3107]

I would like to see that

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

YES

[@drezz8k]

YES YES YES

[@jamess5121]

Good suggestion

[@BenZinnar]

Super Circuit: Puts a ramp to go over the bridge (SNES Donut Plains 3) Also Super Circuit: Doesn’t put a ramp on dead end (SNES Bowsers Castle 2)

[@lordroy88]

TWO Mario kart rankings on back to back days?! This is Nathaniel Bandy heaven!

[@Grodycell]

Dang, I see you everywhere on nintendo videos! Fellow Bandy fan👊

[@lordroy88]

@@Grodycell thanks for noticing dude!

[@lordroy88]

@malc7440 malc7440 maybe

[@bumblebee8903]

It’s funny how Neo Bowser City went from being the 2nd worst retro track to being in the top half of this list.

[@Puki9117]

Bad wording(I think)

[@N4vyisW4vy]

@@Puki9117 It’s not bad wording

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Top 20 Worst Mario Kart Retro Tracks is now outdated

[@Puki9117]

@@N4vyisW4vy Explain

[@andrewgrindley6773]

That was NicoBBQ's opinion since he collaborated with Nathaniel on that video.

[@ardenenglish8736]

"GameCube DK Mountain. Everyone loves this one" Creepy Produce: 😑

[@umampierson]

19:50 THIS MANS LIKE PINK GOLD PEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dynastytarikterry1988]

The story begins.

[@retroryan838]

Dr. Tarik Terry how did you right this comment 23 hours ago when this video came out just a minute ago.

[@thepenguinboi8679]

@@retroryan838 he's a member

[@eliher8605]

@@retroryan838 I know rigth

[@fanashia]

@@retroryan838 he is a member, he sees videos before normal viewers

[@hydroxan1508]

He/she is a member bruh

[@toxicjoshua7934]

19:35 that didn’t age well lol

[@swampertdgoat]

5:52 rip dry bones

[@Menacetosociety05]

R.I.P. dry bones in Tour. They’ve been getting squished on for a year.

[@mechanoangel]

10:45 yeah, everybody but CreepyProduce lol

[@thejungwookim]

The MKWii community is NOT gonna like seeing BC3 in 56th place

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Eh, I personally found the remake of GBA Bowser's Castle 3 overrated

[@queenboo9023]

Allow me to introduce myself

[@carseat2004]

This man is a fricken legend

[@Mr_GrizzSR]

“And the lack of exciting items ruins the appeal” *Gets banana apPEAL get it? haha… I’m so lonely…

[@Mii.2.0]

How about this: "Ranking Every Nathaniel Bandy Videos"? 😀

[@bimi1244]

lol

[@drezz8k]

in first: THE FACELESS BOARD BREAKER

[@Crls-of5gk]

Maybe it could be a series: Ranking Every Nathaniel Bandy Ranking Every Videos Ranking Every Nathaniel Bandy Mind Blowing Videos Ranking Every Nathaniel Bandy Triggered Videos Ranking Every Bathaniel Nandy Videos

[@angusweir1708]

@@Crls-of5gk Ranking Every Nathaniel Bandy Top 10 Video

[@thechickenking659]

Nice!

[@comingboon]

Bandy: Uses F-Zero X's "Silence" OST Me: That makes me a happy panda

[@comingboon]

And now DKR's "Greenwood Village". I'm glad my favorite KZbinrs have good taste

[@Puki9117]

Just cause you are black and white,you are not a panda

[@toadboy4]

Don’t worry Nathaniel! Booster course pack exists, so you won’t have to wait until 2029, just until the end of 2023

[@llama_god4880]

The intro is still damn good.

[@shadowflamegaming5598]

Before watching this, I already know that on average Mario Kart 8 definitely has the best retros.

[@theplushiecrew1486]

Here’s a fun fact: Mushroom Gorge, Coconut Mall, and Sky Garden have all been recreated just as many times as Yoshi Circuit.

[@VancouverVelocityFan]

And Maple Treeway!

[@VancouverVelocityFan]

And Baby Park

[@VancouverVelocityFan]

There’s probably loads more that I can’t think of

[@PeachyFanboy]

@@VancouverVelocityFan Waluigi Pinball: Wah?

[@VancouverVelocityFan]

@@PeachyFanboy oh yeah I forgot whoops lol

[@DaRkLoRd-rc5yu]

The more I watch these track rankings the more I realise just how amazing mario kart 8 is.

[@Yoshistar238]

Just because it was your favourite course doesn't mean it should be number 1

[@epp2fast210]

Imo i dont see you ranking the track lil dude. Definitely took a good bit of time to rank all these tracks. After labeling 90 tracks id probably just say my favorite. Cause in reality if someone who plays nintendo as much as he does if his fav track was number 1 then im gonna guess theres plenty of people who would agree and disagree. But I don’t think anyone is going to count the angles of turns and how its layed out. Thats what forza and assetto is for this is mario kart gang. Not exactly competitive even in online. If ur not cheating like 80% of the online mario kart community

[@Yoshistar238]

@@epp2fast210 ... You're arguing with a comment that's 2 years old.

[@the-archer13]

4:20 and look what number it is

[@atomicbigweld4570]

69 at 420

[@the-archer13]

@@atomicbigweld4570 yup

[@ade1174]

Can't wait to see your updated list in 2023.

[@drewie98]

2024

[@ade1174]

@@drewie98 Maybe. Depends when exactly "late 2023" for Wave 6 is.

[@theguh2507]

You will have to update this Since the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC is coming

[@Ludi_Lanmi]

Nathaniel be like: WALUIGI PINBALL... do I need to say more

[@krithium.]

19:41 i thought nathaniel hated pink gold peach

[@dawsonarmstrong3627]

12:49 YOU WHAT?

[@Hobo_Dood]

20:36 YESSS I KNEW WALUIGI PINBALL WOULD BE NUMBER ONE!!!!

[@HydroSheep]

8:15 there is also a shortcut if you fly to the left over the lava, its a nice risk/reward situation

[@SuperEpicness]

in one single announcement, this video became outdated 48 times

[@amillionresets3263]

This man just doesn't quit!

[@minermole101]

I swear, if an actual new MarioKart is made in 2029, my mind will be blown. It's 2022 and MK8 Deluxe barely got DLC.

[@luigielite6857]

I don't really have an interesting idea for a comment, but Merry Christmas to everyone and an extra Merry Christmas to Nathaniel Bandy and his bro, Bathaniel.

[@zachatck6567]

I'm still having Vietnam-like flashbacks over SNES Rainbow Road

[@juangutierrez5400]

Wut

[@linkspokemon4114]

16:14 that aged well!

[@TripleSakaTrip]

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

[@supersaiyajintony]

I personally would’ve put Mario Kart 64’s Rainbow road as number 1 because graphically/visually what couldn’t be done on the 64 is made up on the newer version.

[@rainuu4587]

0:39 at the time he says appeal, a banana peel pops up, so: *APPEEL*

[@tommie010]

8:40 i love how shy guy just bumps on that tree

[@rileyghent6137]

10:45 everybody loves this one Me: well everyone but creepyproduce

[@omarrodriguez1929]

Mad Guy

[@Menacetosociety05]

When did CreepyProduce say that

[@rileyghent6137]

@@Menacetosociety05 he says it in many of his videos

[@omarrodriguez1929]

T least in videos on that trac

[@bruhchannel1216]

14:44 just realizing that raindbow road is above donut plains

[@deadgrass2299]

just gonna point out that 8's version of donut plains 3 has banger music

[@seesaw41]

12:41 both shortcuts? Am I missing one? -Waterfall (is) -Tunnel (isnt) Are there even more in the original?

[@seesaw41]

He said "both shortcuts weren't included." He meant that there is only one of the shortcuts.

[@BlueJimmie48Fan]

2:28 Sonic Adventure music playing in the background me: *wait that's illegal*

[@alecvandoorn5951]

Wich song is it?

[@willum7200]

"Dk mountain, everybody loves this one." Angry Creepyproduce noises intensify

[@silvycuyvers2416]

Nathaniel be like:the thomps are gone for some reason I' don't know where they went and I be like:maybe there on vacation

[@eenshcobob]

8:40 rip shy guy

[@UselessPebble]

2:15 gotta admit that was adorable

[@Dzod500]

0:49 you cant jump over the dead end with a feather you will come close but fall to your doom

[@MittChPlay]

My favorite Retro track is Waluigis Stadium on the Wii. This track was perfectly designed for Mario Kart Wii and for me there's no better Retro track.

[@NoahBall08]

12:00 It’s called Neo Bowser City in the old game, but Koopa City in MK8

[@andresreynoso7254]

It’s called Koopa City only in the Japanese version of both Mario Kart 7 and 8

[@NoahBall08]

@@andresreynoso7254 I guess I have the Japanese version then

[@Baconjuror]

Nathanial is going insane at these retros...

[@noahgoldberg7387]

Wishlist for booster course pack: Koopa Troopa Beach Koopa Cape, Dino Dino Jungle, the Daisy Cruise Ship Level, DK Mountain, and DK Summit. That’s pretty much it.

[@Menacetosociety05]

4:49 It’s TOAD-ally lit Oh my god Bandy

[@jbest9737]

10:03 THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT Oh no I feel something coming

[@ChuckE.CheesesIllinois]

Next Episode: Arcade GP(if it ever happens)

[@juangutierrez5400]

never

[@TylerTheKoopaTroopa]

Get Deemech on here? Don't forget he did talk to the annoucer of the game.

[@endershel8163]

My god I'll never stop seeing how beautiful the tracks are in Mario kart 8 deluxe.

[@davidcasty8996]

Video idea: Make a series of where you play every Mario kart game blindfolded.

[@juangutierrez5400]

Like how ConnerTheWaffle played New Super Mario Bros Wii blindfolded.

[@Door227]

Vaf did that but only with mario kart 8 deluxe

[@davidcasty8996]

@Juan Gutierrez exactly

[@captainmasonmate167]

I love the way Nathaniel makes worst to best tracks like damn it only takes him 20 mins to do One!!

[@XVC_Bro]

Yeah. The nostalgia feeling.

[@thealienlord69]

19:36 when you realized Nathaniel played pink gold peach (y'know because he hates her).

[@stareanddream]

I have a bone to pick with Cheese Land. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOON. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SPACE. It was based that little cartoon myth that the moon was made of cheese...at least, that’s what I saw. It just looks like a boring desert now. NB even says something along the lines of “you can barely tell it’s a remade track”. I see that as a negative for the glory and honor of Cheese Land.

[@bounsq]

rank the battle tracks next!

[@dillonkindley8688]

Rank the DLC of the MARIOKART 8 DELUXE (Wave 1-2)

[@AmnesiaKurata]

Wouldn't it be better for him to wait for all of the DLC to come out

[@Ginger445]

4:08 I absolutely hate this track with a burning passion. The ramps can be hard to avoid, and once you hit one, you get on a path of ramps that will inevitably throw you off the road.

[@quinnprochaska2963]

YES!!!! Do CTGP!!

[@meltaclock]

Gonna need to update this once the Booster Course Pass is fully out!

[@thepenguinboi8679]

That was fast

[@eliher8605]

What

[@thepenguinboi8679]

@@eliher8605 he uploaded the Mario Kart tracks ranking yesterday,and a day later he uploads this

[@eliher8605]

@@thepenguinboi8679 fast boi

[@koopa4579]

"Everybody loves DK Mountain" CreepyProduce: Allow me to introduce myself

[@kendellwarner2348]

Yeeaaaaah... I think Nathaniel Bandy will need to update this list after all 6 waves of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Booster Course Pack are released.

[@Rafi-ui3tg]

Bandy: Sky gardens is 47 Me: trying to not get triggered Also Bandy: Dry Dry desert is 16 Also me: chucks phone out the window

[@linc_gb]

In Wii Shy Guy Beach, you can actually tell who's firing the cannonballs

[@zacharylandrum4789]

Does anyone else notice how NB sounds like he is slowly growing insane with every SNES Retro track?

[@MattMcIrvin]

Back in 2005, we went on a Mediterranean cruise. It was our last big adventure before having a baby (and we kind of planned it that way). One of the places the cruise was supposed to go was Corsica, but because of a dockworkers' strike we couldn't go there and the ship instead made an unplanned stop at Menorca. That turned out to be one of the most charming places we would visit. The two largest towns on Menorca, Mahon and Ciutadella, are at opposite ends of the island, and they have these old historic downtowns with all these stone buildings. Anyway, the DS Delfino Square remake on the Wii is my favorite remake level in part because the whole aesthetic just reminds me of that visit to Menorca--the sunny landscape, the sea, the medieval-looking stone buildings. When we were raising a little kid and not able to go on big adventures for a while, that level always brought back these happy memories.

[@ladyhackerdecaribbeancinem5288]

10:45 *CreepyProduce:* Am I a joke to you?!

[@fernandoruiztherebelfriend1059]

NATHANIEL I JUST FINISHED THE OTHER ONE AND JUST REALIZED THIS CAME OUT AN HOUR AGO... I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WOULD SLEEP...

[@YoshWilbur]

Well, you ready to add another 48 more onto the list?

[@scubasteevo7013]

17:52 are ya winnin son?

[@ossoace]

934: Toad Circuit (MK8)

[@handsomeorange198]

Nathaniel outdone himself with the last one, and now he's adding to it. LEGEND

[@kieraransom3034]

I love how he gets progressively more sarcastic with each track 😂

[@staceyroberts1251]

I love how he said "Cheep Cheep"!

[@DerekGnarGnar]

Am i the only person who didn't mind the length of N64 Rainbow road? It was the last track in the game, so it felt epic just cruising around forever and it felt like an endurance test when you played it against your friends.

[@Gardetrace]

Finally, someone else gets it! That's what I've been saying as well. Not to mention it's a beautiful track with awesome music. Unfortunately, they ruined it in Mario Kart 8. It looks nothing like it did before, they shortened the track, and worse of all, the race is too short. It's so short, the music doesn't even have time to loop before you reach the 3rd section of the track. It's been redesigned for people who have too much ADHD for the original, but Mario Kart 8 is guilty of changing many tracks way too much.

[@thesingingpeas4542]

Getting more Jamiethepayne flashbacks

[@andrewforys]

10:46 CreepyProduce has left the chat.

[@mysteriousmangos7245]

“ClAiM YoUr HeRe BeFoRe 1 mIlLiOn TiCkEt” OoOoh

[@mysteriousmangos7245]

@SpiderSketches *Claimed*

[@Sammykyt]

Unpopular opinion: Mario Kart 7 is the only Mario Kart game that truly consistently does retro tracks right

[@MrDavis-wd3wg]

Can't wait until "Top 10 Mario Kart characters to play as" comes out. I'm really pulling for Joy Con to be number 1 because of its awesome drifting

[@ramz16k]

I never expected to hear Nathaniel say "cheep cheep" in lowercase, but it made me happy

[@TeganCantEven]

I honestly love the traditional “grand price” style tracks. I know those aren’t the main appeal of Mario Kart but I’m also a motorsports fan so it’s like a fun clash of worlds for me.