Natsuki vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle

(As a few people have pointed out, there is a minor error during the BiBi line which is fixed here for those Love Live fans who want to see the referentially correct version
• Natsuki vs Nico Yazawa... )
Inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History series created by EpicLLOYD and NicePeter.
/ erb
Natsuki (Doki Doki Literature Club), member of the Literature Club steps up to prove that manga's lit against the president of the school idol study club, Nico Yazawa (Love Live!).
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▼ CAST ▼
Azia as Nico Yazawa
/ @kurobaneazia
bearandrocky1 as Natsuki
/ bearandrocky1
▼ PRODUCTION ▼
Produced by SkeepTieel
Written by SkeepTieel
Subtitles by Geon0510 and SkeepTieel
Edited by Geon0510
Beat produced by Kustom
Love Live and all respective characters belong to ASCII Media Works
Doki Doki Literature Club and all respective characters belong to Team Salvato

[@lozl5876]

who won? Like for Natsuki and.. like for Nico

[@hamazing7778]

Monica

[@ky-xo2pc]

@@hamazing7778 yes

[@kafhimee]

Natsuki

[@weaxtv1707]

Just MONIKA but.. Just NATSUKI

[@dariamamaia2224]

Sayori

[@senka4923]

_The Sad Part About this is Some don’t Even Know Nico_

[@certifiedmonsterfucker]

Stella luna yeah, only from memes

[@taif_nas]

I know them both I watched Love-Live and played DDLC

[@certifiedmonsterfucker]

Angie Yonaga eyyy same

[@taif_nas]

Tsuki NaTsUkI dIdNt dEsErVe DeAtH

[@certifiedmonsterfucker]

oh look a Lemon lmao

[@SkeepTieel]

imagine being the creator of nico vs natsuki cant be me

[@4phra]

yuh

[@5rash]

imagine

[@derpy2.0]

Ikr /j

[@mayalol3934]

yeah imagine 🙄🙄

[@meowoonys]

whyd u stop posting 😭😭

[@yomomma6633]

“Hoping her dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging” is actually the most clever line in this entire song

[@SleepyFrann]

AHH I JUST REALIZED OML

[@itzcrystalzz]

IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO REALIZE 😭😭

[@meow-ri1it]

@@itzcrystalzz I don't get it help

[@itzcrystalzz]

@@meow-ri1it lolly gagging means a waste of time. natsuki is basically saying that nico chasing her dreams was a waste of time, while also calling her a “loli” 1:09 loli gagging‼️

[@mythmage8231]

@@meow-ri1it "Lollygagging" means to fool around, or waste time. The way it's spelled here is "loli gagging", with "loli", short for "lolicon", is the Japanese equivalent of "Lolita", which is to say, a sexualized little girl. "Gagging", obviously, implies choking on some dick.

[@dylanhohmann520]

*When you have a smaller chest than the person you’re insulting for having a small chest*

[@mimitrusters9259]

I guess Nico knew Natsuki was insecure about that.

[@yerisboots4039]

This is a lot funnier bc the comment above yours explains why that line is kinda clever

[@dorian.2454]

good job gundham

[@miuiruma3947]

Dylan Hohmann ikr

[@treasureweasure420]

Right!she literally looks like a chop bored 😒

[@pastelpotato2416]

Like - Natsuki Comment- Nico Nico- 31 Natsuki-2.1k (ty) (For now)

[@lille2579]

Nico niciii

[@lille2579]

Nicioooooooieia7auauw

[@chib1762]

The lil weirdos nIco~!

[@saporra5369]

Nico

[@redraven7992]

Nico nico niiiii

[@nerdyhatter5743]

Too bad Natsuki’s script here was written to practically lose. In reality Natsuki would literally swipe Nico, she’s literally a doki and we all know how savage she can be when she’s completely in a fit of rage.

[@ImJaydumb]

thats honestly so real, i still have that one line stuck in my head where natsuki quite literally obliterates yuri, roasting her into oblivion

[@arishachoudhury_]

tbh nico just gives angry little girl vibes

[@vindetta6837]

in my opinion, most people felt as if natsuki won as they don't know nico as well as they know her. but ive been on nicos side ever since i actually listened to her- her lines went hard.

[@Shtickyaight]

Yuup

[@NeyamStar]

Yess

[@clowningaround9295]

Maturing is realizing Nico won. I don't even know Nico that well but she was better because she actually was roasting her and had a good flow and good comebacks. The reason half of you chose Natsuki over Nico was because you know her better. Natsuki's least verse was just a threat. Anyway Nico ate her up with the papa line and the a-cup cakes line so >

[@Munira_crunch]

Pretty much everyone in the comments are saying Nico did better or if they chose Natsuki they listed a reason or few why they thought that. I myself think Natsuki deserved the win and the votes because she literally shut Nico down with the last lines and chewed her

[@clowningaround9295]

@@Munira_crunch that last voice was a de@th threat and we trynna do a rap battle💀 i love natsuki but nico had more clever comebacks that are actually rapping so gtfo

[@Munira_crunch]

Bye the last rap was NOT a death rap you just cannot read 😭 she said it in a past tense, meaning that she did not mean it in a literal way nor was she saying she was going to do it, but rather it was already done. Also, it’s a reference to a line in DDLC “he’ll beat the shit out of me” and her poem “Amy likes spiders and I’m going to tell everyone” which references her taking control If you COULD read and understand how verbs worked, you wouldn’t say it was a threat. But hmmmmm @@clowningaround9295

[@Munira_crunch]

The fact you could not recognize the purpose or reference or even the fucking bare meaning behind Natsuki’s line is hilarious because the point of her line was that she was quite literally announcing that she had won. And she did, she won the votes awhile ago lmfao@@clowningaround9295

[@itzsummersgacha6158]

natsuki had some good lines aswell like the ''loli gagging'' one was pretty clever i have to admit, its based off what people understand honestly, like if someone didnt understand natsuki's comebacks they'd automatically vote nico and vice versa.

[@valentine6708]

This song slaps harder than natsuki’s dad

[@misomiso-P]

ok first off- Ps: love your pfp c:

[@CharaDreemurrfan]

Hold up

[@valentine6708]

Gavin why is Natsuki your Wifu 👀👀👀👀👀

[@Natsukichr-vl4bx]

My dad beating me is no joke and what makes you think you can miss the i in my name

[@Natsukichr-vl4bx]

@Gavin I am your waifu?

[@royluo5139]

Bruh Natsuki's rap is literally a death threat.

[@DahSushiKat]

xD

[@hannah1535]

Ikr?

[@squiby6471]

thats why natsuki thankfully fucking died

[@Gokuharas]

@@squiby6471 I- 😭

[@crystalgarcia8063]

Oof

[@heavan111]

6 years later and i still know the lyrics to this absolute BOP.

[@elii127]

i remember watching this so long ago and everyone voter natsuki. good to see love live getting more recognition

[@Chara611]

what the-

[@nia7960]

I voted for queen Nico

[@mr.malachite3027]

wow didn't expect a even more of a runt then Natsuki

[@ramuda_rpg3378]

Yas, Thanks Yuri You are soo cut ❤

[@bocajbocaj551]

Cut her Off Yuri yessss

[@kibbywitz]

@@ramuda_rpg3378 cringe

[@ramuda_rpg3378]

@@kibbywitz You don't need to tell me that ;)

[@kibbywitz]

@@ramuda_rpg3378 lol

[@kindestnightmare]

What type of music you're listening? me: it's... it's complicated..

[@dicks_out_4_harambe358]

Dame😂

[@Your_local_neanderthaw]

That is me

[@kindestnightmare]

Luv you guys 😂❤

[@beqem8824]

It's not that complicated lmao.

[@lotion4391]

Rap

[@kaylagib]

I used to think it was natsuki who won, but nico DESTROYED HER.

[@_hihi_0.0]

IKR.

[@lunierregacha6854]

LITERALLYYYY NICO ATE

[@kettlecorn6960]

Nico did better all natsuki was spitting was death threats 💀

[@ccurespicy]

as she should

[@mireya3919]

Team of Natsuki: Like ( autolike xD ) Team of Nico : Coment

[@ffuuchi1459]

nico nico ni

[@murakasan5429]

Nico Nico Nii~

[@vilaaulia_3844]

Nico

[@todokete5150]

Nico

[@todokete5150]

Nii!

[@ohno1351]

Every time I hear this part I only hear “cuz I’m Mike Wazoski” 0:05

[@websynical]

I can hear it now-

[@lucy_thedumdum3266]

I can hear it too lmao

[@kvnsterr_]

I can't unhear it ✌️🏾😭

[@AoiTheIdolLover]

Lmao

[@stalinsfangirl]

That's what it says

[@sillyarya]

i feel like nico was good but natsuki’s last rap gave me chills.

[@Christopherjazzcat]

Same

[@vindetta6837]

because she wasn't actually roasting, she was just threatening her which is why nico won 😭

[@Munira_crunch]

@@vindetta6837 she wasn’t even threatening she just said “I beat the shit out of you and I’m going to tell everyone” in the past tense, declaring at the end. It’s also a reference to her poem and dialogue.

[@vindetta6837]

​@@Munira_crunchit's referencing a specific line....which is still used as a threat in this battle. idk what you're reaching for lmao

[@Munira_crunch]

I’m literally doing the opposite of reaching can you read because I’m not the one playing up the point of the line 😭, it’s not used as a death threat, because it’s used in the PAST TENSE, which you learn before middle school. What y’all dumbass think she said: “I’ll BEAT the shit out of you” - this would be a threat! Not a death threat, but a threat. Read it slowly

[@sparklepool101]

Actual certified childhood banger right here, just listened to it for the first time in several years and I could still sing along lol

[@sousukemitsuba3029]

IT GOES SO HARD

[@ayo9974]

At 0:50 "Beating this brat is nothing, to dealing with Yuri's crap" Poor Yuri

[@BudgieCute]

@Elsie Cardona same Yuri Best Girl

[@Ludenbergreal]

Elsie Cardona aw thank you

[@Ludenbergreal]

Budgie Cute ty too

[@TheWilbur__]

Jude Avinq Nah Yuri was psycho any way >:3

[@paxiela]

@Elsie Cardona Cutteee its fav too

[@rue9936]

“go run back to your pap if you think your BEATING me” pop of ig-

[@Alex-yw9dn]

PLEASE I gasped

[@rue9936]

BuTtErKoPf🧈 just twking a break watching some anime rap battles 🧙‍♂️

[@scfiix]

MONOKUMA!! Can you bring me all the male antagonists and Shuichi saihara to my house please? I need them to be my husbands!

[@rue9936]

Just Sofi hmmm sure

[@scfiix]

@@rue9936 ty 😏

[@user-qh2yl9qf8n]

watching this in 2024 and it is still HELLA GOOD

[@ariana1042]

Every now and then i remember this rap exists

[@kristysmith7661]

bruh I thought she was gonna say "if you don't stop saying, Nico Nico, I'll break your 'Nico,Nico' knee caps Imao

[@dylanhohmann520]

OMFG IM DYING LMAO

[@tobymorin2251]

Lol

[@jordan7161]

LMAO

[@TheGh0st_Cat]

IM DEADDDDDDDD

[@reiririn777]

707 likes ayeee

[@azula292]

1:07 That hair flick tho 😂🤣

[@3bigbignig-abandoned]

Hahaha😂 nice observation! 👍

[@sophiea7]

Hell yeah!

[@chyrixix3960]

Yeah

[@Monika-id9tw]

She's always like that

[@chyrixix3960]

@@Monika-id9tw yeh

[@cinnamoangelic]

Its Nico. Nico wins. She actually has parts that hit and Natsuki is barely rapping, she’s just speaking slowly to a beat. People who say Nico was speaking too fast don’t understand the condept of rap

[@Bellatrizxg]

lyrics Nico Attacks! She's a schooling idol! Best one of all time! She's unbridled! A recycled archetype's gone viral? I won't let your likes come and steal my title! The feisty first-year's frightened! She's faceless and turning white! Little prideful? I've earned the right! Let's see if the pasty pastry chef's got the bite! You can't Start to Dash and jumpscare me! I won't let that dream come true! Cause you'll be gone in a neck snap like BiBi-di bobbidi boo! How can you learn to love the new boy if you can't learn to Love Life? The pun-ishment for cute crimes is that Nat-suki must dai! (Hahaha) Oh co-Mon, ika! Now that pun doesn't even make sense! It's a stretch -looking under the vending machine for more cents! Now to beat this little brat's nothing to dealing with Yuri's crap So forget what's in my file! I'll wipe your smug face off the UV map! I'll Be Your Beach on the beat so that you get to know me! Can't hear your Heart's Melody over mine going Doki Doki! I'm fly! Nico can try me, but that's all she can manage Cause hoping your dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging! You're baked! A-RISE and awake! I'll spit cold, make Snow halate! Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes! Just go run back to your papa if you think you're beating me I'll have won the fans' hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii! That's supposed to be cute? Vomit inducing, what's the buzz?! I expected a good comeback. I was waiting, I really was... Let's take your overdone trope and show how shallow we've become I've beaten the shit out of you and I'm going to tell everyone :) (só comentei pra poder acompanhar a letra)

[@Yosafires]

Why tho

[@jujujf7570]

Who is the winner? Like for natsuki And coment for Nico nico nii

[@jadinrobinson603]

Nico nico niiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!

[@nightrebelgamer945]

Juju JF it’s Nico Nico Nii

[@sks9855]

-_-

[@coffeecartoons5345]

Natsuki

[@leyla2969]

Like beggar alert!

[@saikisgrandpa6572]

Did anybody notice how Nico says “Just go run back to your papa if you think you’re beating me” “Go run back to your *PAPA* if you think you’re *BEATING* me” If you’ve played DDLC, you’ll catch my drift.

[@deleted8067]

Ash PATD MCR ikr💀

[@photomocha4745]

I started laughing- it's so dark but yet- I can't-

[@aaj249]

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT

[@burtgundy796]

Haha domestic abuse, haha

[@neonpelt]

OH lord

[@Liyah501]

5 years later and it’s still good

[@BigGlizzyVr]

I know

[@maddimoe]

moment in history and i continue to come back to it

[@gavrusag2180]

Literally no one is going to talk about "Just go run back to your papa if you think you're *beating* me"?

[@roxibear]

Thats the best line fr

[@ethan8597]

nico nico ni

[@mizulazuli8854]

@@ethan8597 no

[@depressoexpresso7401]

your pfp is just, amazing tho.

[@depressoexpresso7401]

has nuthin to do with what ur talking abt but just wanted to point that out

[@idiot9820]

IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION NICO SAYS "you'll be gone in the neck snap" LIKE I JUST REALIZED

[@lilydaniel5723]

WAIT WHEN ISDJJDDNS

[@user-ss2rs2tu8q]

@@lilydaniel5723 0:33

[@pink.star16]

WOAH

[@emmaclark5367]

I thought she said *”next lap”*

[@sharknado3452]

omg I didnt take it srsly but I think...Nico won ....OR IDK BOTH IS SO KAWAII SJWINSNEIOW

[@obnoxiousapplejay7093]

This never gets old even if it's been a few years

[@noelleirl7926]

Nico went in with the abusive dad line thats a lose u NEVER bring someones traumatic past into a battle like this😭

[@twist_ending7545]

Yeah. Bringing up someone's abusive parent isn't the roast the Nico fans here think it is

[@kayakosaeki4967]

@@twist_ending7545 I never ever seen a rap battle between fictional characters not using traumatic experiences lol They do every time, I'm not saying it's good or bad, but in the end it's on the rules "attack where it hurts" I think Natsuki lacks of personal attack toward Nico ngl, and I don't mean threats

[@PAFU00x]

Ya’ll realize Natsuki was sending death threats to Nico right? I don’t think anyone here even watched Love Live :/

[@noelleirl7926]

@@PAFU00x i havent so

[@PAFU00x]

@@noelleirl7926 well if you get the time I highly recommend it. Its quite emotional and can help u understand the video better ig and all those people including me who voted for Nico?

[@bugsdoadoptme2841]

"Just go run back to your papa..." ----------------------------------------------------- *Natsuki's dad : I'll beat you Natsuki.*

[@kevinamaya-calderon5557]

Bernie’s dad: say we have a lot in common we’re both fathers of waifu and we do give our kids big ass beating so should we compete

[@myoouii]

BRRRRR

[@annmarieroyal]

Oof

[@hatti3]

uhh fun fact in LL canon Nico's dad is dead :)

[@yeehaw24]

Fun fact: Nico is actually a rapper for her group called muse that consists of 9 girls.

[@kakeguruigachacult4282]

Yup

[@MafuTere]

Yes she is

[@kaylathepedohunter6191]

Yes I knew

[@riritsun]

I wouldn't really consider her really a rapper-

[@gregorypeckluvr]

YUH

[@elliesdead]

BROOO coming back is like a fever dream!!! i used to watch this all the time~

[@nxghtingalx]

Coming back to this masterpiece

[@honk16]

come back again

[@kahzee4750]

"Just go run back to your papa if you think your beating me" *Woah Nico... cHiLL*

[@BirdieSenpai]

Eri, you're too young and pure to be watching violent videos like this!

[@user-kh7ss9vn3t]

Um, hello?? It’s a rap battle

[@mrjolibee7973]

* Êrî _ Chan * *here we go, just another sinner*

[@shushles]

It's a rap battle, what did you expected?

[@jaejae2225]

@@shushles some proper grammar I guess.

[@bearandrocky1]

This turned out amazing! I absolutely loved working with you!!

[@YourHighnessLuna]

bearandrocky1 you do a fabulous natsuki!!

[@maplemothman]

Natsuki wins

[@soraeclipse3287]

bearandrocky1 YOU’RE AWESOME!

[@justmonika2824]

You are a great voice actress!

[@dwip2429]

bearandrocky1 truly i thought this was one of those really bad rap battles but then when i learned you voiced natsuki i knew it was a least worth watching it was worth it

[@Iheartgus]

It’s beenn 3 years and I’m still jamming to this

[@Thelondonparker]

Maturing is realizing that in fact Nico won

[@raedotnet4534]

based

[@giftagbontaenaisien430]

@@raedotnet4534 On what

[@marslol6381]

W

[@Thelondonparker]

@@raedotnet4534 you know what's really interesting the reason why Natsuki won is because the creator of this vid was obsessed with her

[@Woofshii]

L opinion

[@sheridathompson7091]

"She's faceless and turning white" So she turning into slenderman

[@melenacholy9170]

no she needs to grow 6 more arms

[@darkshadd5097]

The Comment Above Me Is So Stupid Im Laughing Dead On The Floor

[@snooze7106]

Slender-suki

[@sheridathompson7091]

@@snooze7106 yeah

[@xeye_candyx4778]

@@snooze7106 ........................... yes

[@savannahhusvar4500]

I just realized that the part where natsuki says “I’ll be your beach” is the name of one of her poems!!

[@Bernardo_LN]

Yes!!!

[@faderick]

Which one

[@Hamza_TM]

​@@faderickthe one called "I'll be your beach"

[@baylef]

this was the video that introduced me to love live LOOOL, cannot believe it's been over 3 years since i've last watched this

[@fallenfae8609]

I’m obsessed with this I have to admit- I just had to add part of it to my rh journal -

[@eunoia972]

You'll be gone in a neck snap- *woah Nico-*

[@tutoriallilamiley3845]

Aquilea I know,I MAY LOOK CUTE,but I'm pretty dark and savage 😎

[@lilmao4482]

Nico Yazawa Yeah...last time you tried that your *mom* came to the school

[@eunoia972]

@@lilmao4482 LMFAO

[@lilmao4482]

Aquilea Yo I’m just sayin, she got shut down *real fast* by her fucking mom. She was roasting someone too

[@lilmao4482]

xD Nico changed her name

[@gunyu2500]

I have to say, I like Natsuki’s more since the ending was interesting. In the game, she says “he’ll beat the shit out of me if he finds this.” When talking about her manga collection. But the last line made it feel as if SHE was finally in control of the situation and won

[@Idk-km3xm]

I definitely agree

[@TaeTae-em1lc]

Yup

[@SCheda2010]

yeees!

[@toukxchi]

Thanks ❤️❤️❤️

[@cinnamoangelic]

Don’t agree Natsuki barely had references and she didn’t have any good lyrics or good rhymes. She was just trying to creepy, Natsuki is way too cringe for me, that’s why I just deleted her file in my game LMAO

[@P1NKSY]

i used to say natsuki won, but i was so biased. nico one taps

[@Muetzi]

why tf is this actually really well made?! they put a lot effort into the lines with the wordplay.

[@geted3435]

"I've beaten the shit out of you and Im going to tell everyone..." lol I love that last part

[@iha4439]

@@youdontneedtoask1173 thats why its good xD

[@lightdolce]

In one of her poem, she was talking about "Amy likes spider, I will tell at everyone" and so... yeah xD Ok sorry for the bad English :v

[@aturquoisemess9030]

Oh *co-Mon, ika!!* You deserve more subs!! >:3

[@sophiasuarez6190]

Liqwds Oh *co-Mon, ika!!*

[@ConkerHycan]

Oh C'monika

[@xylophoneman6175]

ATurquoiseMess where tf am I

[@cosmo7136]

@Liqwds *oh co-monika* have a laugh at Least that was funny

[@Haitham_Al]

oh myyy i love this!! :D

[@Atavi]

This is honestly good

[@ThatOneOtaku0]

This is pretty one sided due to the fact no one actually watched love live or played the love live game here in the comments

[@retardedhomestuck2585]

IKR?! It's been rlly bugging me too :(

[@plagerizedintellect4320]

I have.

[@thisperson345]

I have which is why I liked Nico better, her references to μ's' music were nice since love live was the first idol anime I watched and μ's' songs will always be special to me

[@dial337]

I know it’s kinda annoying

[@eskaliion]

GamerBros 645 preach

[@bruh1259]

Omg they both killed me with there cute parts like when Nico went "Nico Nico Nii!" And when Natsuki went "Doki Doki"💗💗💗

[@jasonmoffitt239]

Wait Aren’t u Natsuki O-O

[@danielcalu3903]

ALIEN NATSUKI

[@trademarkt]

You mean when you went doki doki SELFCEST IS WINCEST

[@Yuri-mr2iu]

Did you allways referred to yourself in third person..?

[@Yuri-mr2iu]

Um...its actually Natsuri....not that i would care.........

[@himarihina]

maturing is realizing niko ate

[@thequeendream6162]

Right, I used to think natsuki won but Nico really tore her up 😭😭

[@wolfie6690]

This hit different '-'

[@schnitzelmoment]

Im not joking i was today years old when i realized the hit or miss girl was cosplaying nico

[@janabroflovski2572]

SAME

[@pretendihaveacoolname1597]

REALLY?! I JUST REALISED

[@unitheweirdo1278]

WAIT-

[@3bigbignig-abandoned]

Who?

[@left.right.up.down.youandme]

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT--

[@tiaachkaa5908]

Nico : "a batch of a-cup, cakes!" me : bruhh.... you're an A-cup too

[@a1by814]

she's a b

[@liliennekurou5402]

Nico's a b cup tho-

[@hquin226]

Nah she like a no cup lol

[@a1by814]

@@hquin226 ik this is a joke but she's b-cup

[@coleeas7252]

she doesn’t need a letter she’s just *CUP*

[@howdyyall4335]

I love this! God bless you all 💓

[@Hello-ru4yt]

Nico definitely won, Nico actually roasted her multiple times but natsuki on the other side was just sending death threats, and considering Nico her groups rapper she won, she also insulted natsukis chest size, we know Nico is flatter but she accepts it, while natsuki is insecure, so she was able to roast natsuki, Nico WON!

[@arishachoudhury_]

natsuki is insecure? isnt that yuri lmao

[@bandana4602]

​@@arishachoudhury_ bro all of the doki characters are insecure 😭

[@ogvincen]

The fact that the script actually made Natsuki lose is sad, in reality she would have crushed Nico down because of her sense of humor, not to mention her spoiled brat attitude would DEFINITELY crush Nico down

[@Hello-ru4yt]

@@ogvincen yeah but nico is a strong girl that can't be crushed easily by a spoiled brat😭😭😭 natsukis insults wouldn't really matter to nico

[@isabelzunigaalburquerque4878]

Natsuki : like Nico: coment

[@MariaLuiza-wb5dn]

Nico nii

[@MemePending]

Like beggar!

[@abbythebest1018]

Nico

[@sitted]

Isabel Zuñiga Alburquerque nico

[@yumeidarling]

Pinkish pandas all dayʕ•̫͡•ʕ NICO NICO NIIII TEAM!!!

[@paulortiga6978]

When Nico said, "Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!" she's not dissing herself nor is she being hypocritical. She said the word "compensating", and Nico herself doesn't really care about her chest size unlike Natsuki. Plus, Nico's a B-cup, and it's just her uniform being baggy.

[@fatihah3851]

nico fan detected

[@yeehaw24]

@@fatihah3851 yeah nico fan here Nico got over her flat chest because she’s an idol and she’s everywhere in Japan she sings dances and raps I personally think Nico is cool character overall

[@szylu6960]

get load of that simp

[@qoq7794]

@CHEN XI HE what is nico's personality?

[@ShiorikoDesu]

@CHEN XI HE I watched the whole anime. NICO IS WORST GIRL RIN IS BEST

[@jasc0458]

I used to listen to this over and over after school, especially after my cousin first introduced me to DDLC (Doki Doki Literature Club!)

[@jasc0458]

it's so catchy

[@kashimotokun3660]

Nostalgia moment

[@katemarsh8799]

Everyone call Yuri and Maki their girlfriends are starting a war.

[@certifiedmonsterfucker]

Kate Marsh LMAOOO

[@eyooo7022]

Reeeeeeee

[@rachelleamanda1a875]

Yes

[@vic5446]

LMAOO

[@kaelenuy2631]

LMAO YES 😂👌

[@ThePoisonFlower]

Well it’s clear who won . Who you may ask? Well . 𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓴𝓪

[@eagle7396]

Monika god dammit monika you killed all my waifus

[@chi2ki]

uh oh

[@Jounos.husband]

Oh gawd

[@itsaboutdrive7783]

she's a dirty hacker

[@ThePoisonFlower]

sans W h a t d i d y o u s a y ?

[@user-tg5fp1sr6n]

3 years and this is still fire

[@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber]

Theres no way its been 5 years since this masterpiece dropped. Time is flying by too quickly

[@user-wv9lg4rr5w]

СОЛИДАРНА! слушаю и прямо таки возвращаюсь в те времена..ээхх

[@nothingtosee3251]

The "Doki Doki" part kills me idk why

[@micheletredo7868]

That's my favorite part

[@pawline9011]

nothing to see CUZ ITS FREAKING CUTE!!!

[@webaeri]

it kills me too

[@natsukidokidoki5659]

nothing to see yey

[@natsukidokidoki5659]

IM NOT CUTE >:(

[@gigi8583]

I love how Natsuki said “Doki Doki” that was cute and “I was waiting I really was” that was cool and also “I’ve beaten the **** out of you and I’m going to tell everyone” that was cool like for team Natsuki

[@Kandiixchu]

Same lol I was looking for this comment thenks

[@gigi8583]

Your welcome

[@Navmixx]

Therewas also a ton of love live jokes like a-rise, snow halation, START: DASH, Babbitt bop pity boo etc

[@AoiTheIdolLover]

@@Navmixx finally someone who talks about love live!

[@Navmixx]

@@AoiTheIdolLover yes! I love LL!! This rap battle is literally how I got into it and like I come back here sometimes because ugh I wouldn’t be here without it 😌

[@valykaraoke30]

謝謝你的字幕❤️😎

[@ineedhelp9776]

damn 3 years later and natsuki's closing still slaps hard

[@fioremio]

When Natsuki went “Doki Doki” i was like: 😭❤️🥺❤️❤️🥰🥰💖💖💗💕💕💓💓

[@samantharose9287]

same

[@warshark7033]

It was oddly satisfying

[@eddieharmon8873]

Same

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

the nico nico ni made me cringe the doki doki made my day 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 DDLC WINSSSSS!

[@powergirl42]

SAMEEE

[@hearts4enanana]

"Just go run back to your papa if you think your beating me!" *that must have hurt*

[@hearts4enanana]

@@youwatanabe6606 Oh I thought we were talking about Natsuki because Natsukis dad abused her

[@youwatanabe6606]

StarryxNight•ت Oh, I thought Natsuki said it...Sorry! I’ve never heard of DDLC, so I didn’t know lol 😂

[@hearts4enanana]

@@youwatanabe6606 Oh! I never knew Nicos dad died

[@youwatanabe6606]

StarryxNight•ت yeah it’s confirmed Nico’s dad died and her mom was always at work so Nico had to take care of her 3 little siblings all the time, it’s mentioned in the School Idol Project anime I think.

[@youwatanabe6606]

StarryxNight•ت Nico's dad also made the "Nico Nico Nii" for her too

[@Christopherjazzcat]

I'm not a massive Natsuki fan (tsundere isn't my style) but I love this. Last part gave me chills.

[@urmom-wv5vq]

It's been 5 years since I watch this and still is the best

[@milkchugger17]

I've come back from a long time ago. aka a couple of months. I'll re-edit the comment because i have nothing better to do. Best flow: Nico Best Diss: Natsuki Winner: Abraham Lincoln

[@MarcTheGayBoi]

Hotel: Travago

[@shesaloser2439]

@@MarcTheGayBoi LOL

[@acmad_vmamalo3920]

Oh my ghad O_O

[@ooigte3390]

*insert eagle noises*

[@vernorexia4216]

You mean Obama

[@kawaix88]

If you like natsuki press like If you like Nico write a comment I'm team Natsuki :3

[@ihaveleftthisaccount3710]

nico

[@ihaveleftthisaccount3710]

is

[@ihaveleftthisaccount3710]

the

[@ihaveleftthisaccount3710]

best

[@ihaveleftthisaccount3710]

roaster

[@cheesecakelvrr3426]

THIS WILL FOREVER BE AMAZING

[@arnieartful]

I love that after three years I still remember all the words

[@scrufflle]

same

[@bearandrocky1]

Just saw the little hidden message, and now I’m SUPER excited to see the next battle (;

[@GoodNeutralEvilChaos]

bearandrocky1 what does message say?

[@yeet8786]

bearandrocky1 I saw as well!!!

[@salamander1460]

I was watching and I saw a little something I'm like "hang on..." And I tuned up my brightness and saw it 😉 I'm exited too!

[@rainqwr]

I've been looking for 2 days for it, WHERE IS IT!?!?!?

[@salamander1460]

at the end, that black screen, in the lower left hand corner, if you have a high enough brightness, you can see it.

[@pr6ised]

The sad thing is my chest is flatter than natsuki’s

[@ricecatgaming]

Same

[@RedVelvetBlackleather]

Why do girls feel bad about having small Breast?

[@ricecatgaming]

@@RedVelvetBlackleather Because right now it's the only thing that turns me from a boy with long hair to a pretty girl. It's also because I have low selfworth

[@RedVelvetBlackleather]

himiko 1 Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. I guess I’ve never thought about it like that. I really hope you start doing better, and I don’t want to sound preachy, but I hope you know GOD loves you just the way you are. Well lots of love and I wish you well.

[@ricecatgaming]

@@RedVelvetBlackleather Thank you

[@Cheeselover6611]

Cmon guys lets be honest, everyone said natsuki won because they liked her more. Nico CHEWED, and DEVOURED, then SWALLOWED. Nico won.

[@ChiiyooProductions]

to be honest i agree, nico's lyrics ate SO HARD paired with her voice tbh

[@ThePrincessPea]

I'll be honest i like natsuki better by a land slide but nico absolutely ate.

[@Cheeselover6611]

@@ThePrincessPea yeah me too, i fricking love natsuki.

[@lightyagami7658]

Exactly.

[@kay-s-ch]

I've been replaying your most recent rap battles but just wanted to pay tribute to the one that I first discovered and the only one I can follow along to without looking up the lyrics

[@aceofspx]

Natsuki won specifically for her last line.

[@giopie5597]

Actually, on her last lines, she just say she won when she don't even know. Maybe is because she didn't knew what else she could say :D

[@omiigee5903]

Nico will always win! After all she never misses! (She’s hit or miss girl)

[@rektbyme284]

Natsuki won because she got the last line

[@aceofspx]

@@rektbyme284 good point

[@omiigee5903]

RektByMe a terrible last line! It sounds like something an angry little 7 year old on the internet would say! No offense to the script writers, I think it suits natsuki perfectly.

[@yeehaw24]

Nobody understood Nico’s Love live references because they don’t watch the anime :(

[@AoiTheIdolLover]

Ikr.. shes actually so cute. Some people just loves Natsuki because ddlc is popular.

[@yeehaw24]

@@AoiTheIdolLover yup there was an awesome love live reference in each rap line for her and the coolest thing is that Nico is the actual rapper for muse.

[@darkpassenger378]

I’ve never seen it is it good

[@yeehaw24]

@@darkpassenger378 it really is, it was extremely popular in Japan it was everywhere! You can watch their irl live performances her on KZbin you can listen to the songs here too! You can also watch the anime!

[@darkpassenger378]

@@yeehaw24 oh nice!! They’re so darn cute 🥰

[@Spookybe]

I love this ❤

[@marijuanatree7375]

Dude this was the shit when I was younger

[@hahanoupdatefanficgobrr6244]

''your chest size is live cupcakes'' me: ok ok but yours don't even exist

[@princepink]

Her does

[@snugb0at]

@@princepink hard to see :>

[@liquidlemon69]

dddddaaaaannnnnngggggg

[@akemiku851]

Oh snap!

[@jellydonuts4120]

* compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a- cupcakes

[@nez3023]

Nico: she's flat. Me: aren't you flat as well? *Btw both of them won for me, and deal with it.*

[@tinygiant1140]

I was thinking was I the only one who noticed that-

[@reallyweeby5529]

Same fam.

[@yabazyabacoffee]

Hello 'trash talker' here: The roast *is* quite in fact about Nico pointing out Natsuki's complex over having small breasts (shown in the game as she keeps on prodding Yuri with lines something like "well I wasnt the one whose boobs suddenly grow a size bigger as soon as MC started showing up.") . And sure, it's true how Nico has small breasts and possibly even smaller but she doesnt give two shits about it (anymore as she had gone through character development to be able to accept her breast size for what it is). So yeah, you can all go "HaHAHa NiCo YoUrs DOEsnT EVeN SHoW UP LOLOllllloLolol" but in actual fact she dont give two shit about it

[@misqry9653]

nicos trying to say that natsuki is flat when nico is more flat than natsuki bruh-

[@yabazyabacoffee]

@Boi shows how sad we are, like we have nothing better to do than to talk about flat people like???

[@GenshinHistorian]

2022 to gang? Ahh the nostalgia. Both girl's series really made an impact during my adolescent

[@Littleluvz]

This IS iconic Idc

[@b4alpha384]

Forget flat-earthers. Here we have two flat-chesters duking it out.

[@razzain]

I was going to give you a like but it's too perfect. 69, nice

[@b4alpha384]

@@razzain nice

[@prestenjackson6885]

My favourite bit is "I'll have won the fans heat when i go Nico Nico Nii!" "Thats suppose to be cute Vomit inducing whats the buzz?"

[@shrekshrek1926]

good for you

[@hyp3r500]

mine is “i’ve beaten the shit out of you and im going to tell everyone”

[@funtimefaithmc]

... _I was waiting, I really was..._

[@cazmataz]

Bet because it’s the only bit you heard in tiktok. Lmao.

[@funtimefaithmc]

+cazmataz I don’t know about the others, but I don’t even have that app. I’ve only ever heard of it. •-•

[@deeznutsmaster11111]

This rap battle changed lifes

[@toledoswill]

coming back after a while just to see this masterpiece again this will always be a favorite of mine