[BADLY TRANSLATED] Nico Yazawa vs Natsuki - Rap Battle

disclaimer: i had no involvement in this "thing" please proceed all complaints to my editor
EXCERPT FROM CONFIDENTIAL CONVERSATION APRIL 1ST 2022 (all names have been replaced with "Nico" and "Natsuki" respectively to protect identities):
[Natsuki]: Hey [Nico] how is the Nico Yazawa vs Natsuki 4th Anniversary Re-Edit project coming along
[Nico]:
[Natsuki]: What the hell is this
▼ DOWNLOAD ▼
/ nico-yazawa-vs-natsuki...
▼ DISCORD ▼
/ discord
▼ CAST ▼
Azia as It's not. (Nico Yazawa)
/ @kurobaneazia
Evava as Natsuskis (Natsuki [voiced in the original by bearandrocky1])
/ evava
▼ PATREON ▼
/ skeeptieel
▼ PRODUCTION ▼
Original project created by SkeepTieel
Badly translated by YDGeon
Subtitles by YDGeon
Edited by YDGeon
Mixed by YDGeon
Beat produced by Kustom
Video Idea Inspired by 123Lunatics' badly translated Mario vs Mickey:
• Mario VS Mickey mais T...
Additional art by
KouKarts (NatSUSkis)
/ theres_a_doki_among_us
DDLC: Exit Music REDUX (Natsuki but Sayori'd)
wretchedteam.com/projects/exi...
Cylent-Nite (Natsuki's dad #1)
www.deviantart.com/cylent-nit...
SovietSpartan & chronoshag (Natsuki's dad #2)
/ ddrr_release_of_freeto...
YDGeon (Nico goes "huh?" and "LOL")
Inspired by the Epic Rap Battles of History series created by EpicLLOYD and NicePeter.
/ erb
Love Live and all respective characters belong to ASCII Media Works
Doki Doki Literature Club and all respective characters belong to Team Salvato

[@SkeepTieel]

happy april fools day! i can't believe i started making these videos four years ago, and released nico vs natsuki when i was just 14 in my second year of high school! now im almost 19 and in my second year of university oh jeez im getting older fast. sorry that my first video in a while is this video, but thanks to the original editor, YDGeon for putting this together (i had very little involvement in this project so all credit goes to him!) and thanks to the original voice actor for nico, azia for reprising her role four years later, and evava for her performance as natsuki. Taiga Aisaka vs Kirino Kousaka will be coming sometime this month! just need to complete the audio for it! check out a mini preview trailer of it here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGK5pYmrfcR9l8U A complete preview of Taiga vs Kirino is available on my re-opened Patreon, plus more details on upcoming projects will be frequently posted as well! www.patreon.com/SkeepTieel soon after Taiga vs Kirino's release I will post an update video regarding the future projects and planned ending towards this channel so stay tuned! thank you for watching and all the support throughout the years!

[@Fruz]

dame tu cosita ah ay

[@leahcimoyatse5511]

What, you were just 14 back then, putting together all of this??? Or did you just get me with your strong April Fools sense

[@SkeepTieel]

@@leahcimoyatse5511 yea i was 14 back in 2018

[@afoismykittenwithmittens]

Impressive for 14 tbh

[@esprungtinkleart7933]

14? What? Or is this another april joke?

[@emmbeesea]

"I hate you. Tell everyone." - Natsuki, 2022 10/10, great work Skeep!

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

Oddly enough, the translation still managed to work in some decent disses.

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

1:23 best roast I’ve ever heard

[@ThatNcYata]

@@justasentientmclarenp1879 Nah... "i thought my dad hit me" was a slap to the face, that was personally aimed at natsuki

[@spongesss]

Yeah, like "its time to dump her"

[@Cyanide_Seller]

"I hate you, tell everyone..." Best comeback of the century. 👏

[@Moemoepot]

"It's time to dump her and move on" Google translate has better advice than my mom 💀

[@everythingmustgo4478]

1:08 this part always makes me lose it

[@Syfinge]

" y o u m a k e f o o d , h e l l o ? W a k e u p."

[@MFernando_252]

Although its an April Fools joke, I love the editing and how well it was made! Im glad your back dude.

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

*"I c a n ' t w a i t a n y l o n g e r . . ."* *"I h a t e y o u , t e l l e v e r y o n e . . ."* Thats creepy, even for a parody-

[@rigatonacercigani404]

Natsuki's hatred now sounds more personal

[@hibikistherapist]

1:26 Dad's back from heaven.

[@ahatforahat3291]

The original rap is the first thing that comes to mind whenever I pass SkeepTieel's channel. So it's perfect that this was the comeback ppl have been waiting for. Even if it is just an April fools video, it still shows how much the quality of the channel has grown from the OG Nico vs Natsuki. By the by I know there's been a Nico vs Natsuki 2, which feels like an April fool's joke in of itself so this is like what? The Nico vs Natsuki rap trilogy?

[@Raifelt]

"You make food wake up!" made me laugh to much 🤣🤣

[@celestedivine131]

"You make food, hello wake up!" Thats a real line it's just silly

[@norathemediocre]

“HE IS WHITE” Damn, didn’t have to go that far, lmao. But seriously, massive props to the editor here, the visuals here are incredible Edit: “no more papou fruit with maki :*(“ is incredible

[@Eternal_Sufferring]

1:23 Not gonna lie, this roast is hard lmao

[@lillygentleman9497]

"I did not hear my heart beat" had me rolling bro

[@sakamoto-san59]

Sachez que la communauté Rap Battles Française est fière d'avoir pu inspirer le génie de Skeep Tieel. Glad you're back with us !

[@ouatmanijihane8637]

♡♡

[@paristath6773]

@Cameron good to know

[@kaaaaaaterinaaaaa]

“what would you do with ur new family if u didnt want to live” 💀

[@sribbless]

I have like no idea what they are saying but kinda vibing

[@eclat_montage]

Well done !!! I find the video incredible, then the thing that makes me terribly happy is the reference at 0:53 where we see a plan that looks a lot like the plan in mario vs mickey that I edited for 123lunatic. congratulations again and thank you for this reference ^^ (also the video editing is just amazing.)

[@YDGeon]

you did an amazing job in Ladybug vs Tea as well! It was just so funny lmao

[@eclat_montage]

@@YDGeon ahahah thanks you so much 😄😄😄

[@vzenus]

what a way to create an April fools rap battle for a four year anniversary lol

[@NerdKirby]

The editing is absolutely perfect and hilarious, truly amazing. Congrats on 4 years!

[@rei7608]

10/10 And Nico's father's thing was glorious 😂

[@wessltov]

I was like "who do I call when someone on KZbin seems to have hit their head way too hard?", but then I saw the date. Well played!

[@Evava]

you make food! hello wake up?.??

[@YDGeon]

I'd rather starve and di E

[@lelgottem]

There was so much effort put into editing this Also “I hate you, tell everyone”

[@llamagangsta5849]

I guess this is as close as I can get to taking drugs

[@hibiscustea3735]

Okay but like that I can’t wait any longer part gave me chills

[@The_Ozone]

Even though this is what I was not hoping it was going to be I still have it in me to say Welcome Back Skeep⭐️Tieel

[@m.hervemax9326]

I never thought I would hear the name "123Lunatic" on your channel lmao! I love his work and also yours so I'm glad to see his name, keep going! But don't put yourself too much pressure!

[@aplila]

Ayo, this edible ain’t shi-

[@hey-hellorichboy]

YOU'RE BACK AND I'M LOVING IT

[@Brianna.starzz]

My fave lines : 1:19

[@Geo255420]

Original still one my favorite raps from you came out with. New version is not bad at all. Still HYPE!!!

[@leleleleleleleleeee]

i lost it at 1:11 when natsuki literally died

[@cheeseva9225]

Les gooooo, an upload!!

[@TheApoke]

lol I love how theres new editing for the bad translations

[@Koko_Chan]

I’m fucking dying rn 😂this was the best way to wake up. Might of screamed Umi Chan at the top of my lungs at 0:49 but that’s what happens when you see a character ya like.

[@TheFoxShad]

En tant que français réalisant des Rap Battles et suivant activement 123Lunatic, j'adore ton contenu et je le suis depuis le premier Natsuki vs Nico, continue comme ça, vous êtes déments !

[@hellangel9383]

This makes me hype to see you back again!

[@kumododragon2569]

the beat and editing kinna gawdly 🔥

[@ShatteredDream-ww2hp]

"Has the old type been recreated?" Is actually not bad roast.

[@RolRetro]

This was extremely well-edited yet also hilarious But actually had some good Insults shockingly

[@1971taks]

Natsukis second verse was acctuly pretty good ngl

[@chloemarks5955]

i absolutely love this. way more than i should.

[@wiltedrose118]

Babe wake up, Skeep☆Tieel just posted a new video

[@FreeRobuxDoesntExist]

"I did not hear my heartbeat! Doki Dok-eugh" 1:08

[@tyholland3101]

I missed this channel 😭 ❤

[@mykat2346]

Happy April fools day lol It makes me so happy to see you post again Absolutely love this vid

[@Angeliccallz__]

“It’s not” Bruh I can’t 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@putok6559]

Why did I not get recommend this earlier missed you so much

[@elizalkin]

You're back!

[@qiqidk7321]

Long time no see!This video is very good. I hope you can make more vdeos!

[@RaggedKnowledge96]

Yo this edible be hittin XD

[@luismedina5792]

Always love a good throwback

[@gayclown69]

Ngl the “I can’t wait any longer” is- I love it?

[@ruler_of_dcw]

ahhh nostalgia :)

[@Jeanjacket32]

YOU'RE BACK

[@LindzVachon]

YAAY this is so good!!!!

[@mapofthelabyrinth3544]

Holy hell. You are back?!?!

[@mikayladarling]

"I did not hear my heartbeat doki doki-" Me : lol rip

[@keo2243]

welcom to back.Your rap is so good

[@xxyukoxx8495]

I LOVE THIS

[@2ac4_87ack]

Azia sounded so young, back in 2018, assuming she's still young now, but you know what I mean. (God, that sounded weird!) Still, I remember this battle, and of how it was both fire and cringe, but in a good way, at the same time. And shout-out to Evava for her Natsuki impression, and the original voice-actor for her, back in 2018. 8D

[@aishisufuyu5961]

I'm shook. What in the world is this.

[@aishisufuyu5961]

Oh, I'd never seen the original. The lyrics make more sense now.

[@vance1ot]

This is the greatest rap battle omg

[@randomthingies202]

It's not: I will never let my dreams come true! Natsuskis: Because Loli is not the only person who hopes your dreams will come true! Me: Huh. Good one Google 😎👍

[@tbone8129]

Skeep Tieel actually UPLOADED 😱😳

[@The_XnXlXzXr]

Only this man could leave for 2 years and his first video after such a long time is a shit post. Gg man. Also can't wait for Taiga vs Kirino.

[@poke7661]

godlike content hilarious

[@Jack-ys6sf]

oH welcome back skeep!!

[@berryXjerry216]

"It's time to dump her and move on" Google translate is certainly the Guru of love😂😂😂😂😂

[@tfwnoyandere]

masterpiece

[@Sanya-de1kt]

"doki d-" *dies*

[@JCPoetryCourner]

I.... I LOVE THIS!!! expectations = subverted

[@kianakii]

Did anyone notice nico say “Now I’m Monika” in 1:03 ???

[@DR-7]

motivated*

[@saltykung]

This is gold

[@tyrell-chan]

This made my day

[@thecatalogue3237]

اليوم ، سقطت جمهورية المجرة. يمثل هذا اليوم نقطة تحول في التاريخ ، حيث لن يتم احتجازنا من قبل أفراد آخرين. سنكون أحرارا في استعادة النظام المجري ونشره إذا لزم الأمر. اليوم هو ولادة إمبراطورية المجرة!

[@HYAC1NTHUS]

Natsuki vs Nico was my childhood

[@Suffocatingfeeling]

I REMEMEBER WATCHING THIS 3 YEARS AGO

[@RedLuigi235]

Amazing

[@megapmb]

A masterpiece inspired by a French battle The world is beautifull

[@YDGeon]

who is my neighbor

[@tilshy5681]

True

[@megapmb]

@@tilshy5681 salut mon giga reuf

[@tilshy5681]

@@megapmb wassup mega bg

[@megapmb]

@@tilshy5681 sisi la famille Como esta é tu familia mi amigo ? Faritas

[@Kanna.....]

OMG You are really brilliant. wow

[@rednessinthewest]

damn "I hate you, tell everyone"

[@M_S1C]

1:26 "I thought my father came and hit me . . . (Eugh.)"

[@Christopherjazzcat]

This is so absurd, I'm laughing audibly

[@LeBazarDeFusette]

Baguette

[@starswirll]

“IT ISNT SO-SO” HELP

[@leahcimoyatse5511]

Holy crap, I freaking died multiple times while watching this

[@luketheepicpersonwholikest3556]

I remember this video from years ago when i was younger

[@jaydedartsph]

Skeep, you madman!

[@rafaw387]

Question, what software do you use to edit?

[@maybeitsyou7]

I THOUGHTVMY FATHER CAME IN AND HIT ME.. hurgh GOT ME

[@toastlinh]

Omg i used to be obsessed with the og version

[@Issyboyy]

*”I thought my father came and hit me”* Relatable (Also this is the best April Fools video I’ve ever seen)

[@OfficialKimIsNoob]

lmao I love this ❤😂

[@HYAC1NTHUS]

OMG YES

[@Dei4000]

1:18 holy shit that is Clownpiece!

[@Paradarx]

yeah!

[@Dei4000]

@@Paradarx touhou rap battle when?

[@-Natsb3rry-D0ki-]

I did not hear my heartbeat doki doki"flying"

[@0fficially.abiiii]

I’ve listened to the old rap so much I can still hear it listening to this 😭 But on the other hand I LOVE THIS😭 ITS SO FUNNY