Naughty Cotton!!! The Turbo Duo KILLER!!

[@billschlafly4107]

The last advices show was incredible! People who aren't IN are missing out!

[@BitHead1000]

Thanks to you guys the advices program has been a lot of fun lately. I love doing it!

[@MaliVirEddy]

Sheeezz, I'm cursed for eternity since cant counselling from maestro.

[@v-tamer9064]

This is the greatest audio/visual experience through out space and time. This channel smashed my depression out the top floor window, and suplexed it to the earths core. Im a believer!

[@bp281]

Been watching every episode of bithead for 8 years now. Its what keeps me going through the week. Your the only person ive ever subscribed to on patreon, and the only one id ever subscribe to. Your the king of youtube bithead, keep it up man

[@KabeloPheeloane]

Bithead!!!!!!!!!!!! South Africa salutes you. Jesse!

[@BitHead1000]

South Africa in the house!!!!

[@craigpilkington4323]

How the feck has our Uncle Bithead not reached 100k+ subscribers?! It's a bloody travesty of gargantuan proportions!!

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

Thanks Jesse, your videos help through the pain and suffering of everday life! 🙏 God bless brother.

[@Libraryking90]

Another banger well this Sunday just became more dope

[@AdlerDanEgoe]

You're cranking those videos out, man. Lemme grab something cold from the fridge.

[@MasterRoshi8974]

I appreciate the illustrious Bithead1000

[@deadwafflez9685]

What's up bithead? Did you see the recent Cotton release on consoles? Some kind of remake I think. I love the rain episodes man. The sound of the rain hitting the shed is peaceful to me.

[@BitHead1000]

No. I don’t know anything past 1998.

[@deadwafflez9685]

@@BitHead1000 It's called Rainbow Cotton. A remake of the dreamcast game. Could be good?

[@strykerking]

The only relevant gaming channel

[@tonejunkeee]

It’s time for a BH1K branded Members Only jacket with random game screenshot printed on the back

[@shaunmac2181]

Thank you Jesse ☀️

[@jcrizzle]

You were listening to PLA. Yes, some of those calls are amazing.

[@garrz32]

Cotton reboot on the PS4 comes with the X68000 original mode. A must, all day long

[@elgaleonretroPirata]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqDdmpZ-ht6gmqssi=Y1s3VXQ3hGhRh-7w

[@jacobbaranowski]

Cotton with remastered grafics thank you for sharing Jessie

[@Jliving8008]

Started listening while changing my oil on my Cub Cadet XT1 42”LT. My hand was turning the yellow oil release valve. I lost it in laughter.

[@bobtheman4500]

Sippa coffee fuck yes! Bustello for the win

[@mtshark7]

Awesome episode Jessie!

[@damonadams7199]

Hey glad your duo's working...Thank-you for your show while i was in the hospital all those months you were a blessing ty ty you're appreciated more than you know. Plus finally subbed sry took so long...

[@Lightblue2222]

That boss slammed hard. Hearing the system try to recuperate was worth it.

[@mattbtv]

Pour one out for the DUO! Somebody get Analogue on the horn and send Jesse a unit already. He’s single handedly keeping the legacy of the system alive!

[@rickjames9256]

Another awesome show!!!!! Love it!!!!!

[@shoheiimamura4067]

I'm right there with you on the AI stuff, great observation, spot on!

[@The_Haze]

The Haze claims no responsibility for broken Duo. LOL The Haze approves of this amusing video.

[@BitHead1000]

It’s my ancient Duo brother, no fault of yours. It’s working again by the way. The laser hyperextended and needed to be smacked around a little.

[@JinzoCrash]

Being out of body is pretty amazing. Done it 3 or 4 times in my life, completely out of the blue. You actually see "from above". Or in my case, kept going up, passing through the beams in the roof, and out a bit above the building, just as the sun was rising. (I worked night shift back then too).

[@BitHead1000]

If I ever pop out…. I’m never going back.

[@NegativeYoutube]

If the polo green doesn't work, make sure you try some CK1 or some Joop! Reshpektah.

[@Darkinfiniti]

Haha I knew you were gonna say Wayne Newton the second you started talking about the microphone. I even had his name typed out here literally 5 seconds before you said it on the show. So, I guess that psionic lag in you filming the video to me watching it actually worked.

[@BitHead1000]

Yes! Thank you!!

[@Darkbeatdk]

Hell yeah REALLY hardware for REAL gaming! Rest in Peace PC Engine 🫡 Great video as always

[@OMGpandemic]

The Outdoor Jack not only provides protection against the elements, but also is a gold mine of ranting material. :D

[@BitHead1000]

She’s staying as long as I’m making this show.

[@livefreeprintguns]

Take 2... I passed out hard watching this earlier because I was on a schema at work that had me processing mail for over 25 zipcodes, and so 2 bowls of mac n cheese chili I was out like a light lol!

[@shootermcgavin1208]

Safari was my go-to cologne back in the 90s.

[@PabstOban]

As a teenager... here were the colognes: 1. Drakkar Noir - (For sale at your local Rite Aid in the locked cabinet or Macy's) This was a $45-60 bottle and you could smell it a mile away (or just that many people wore it and you just imagine it being a mile away. 2. CK One - This one came a little later, but this one was more of a frat boy, wears a pink belt style cologne. 3. Coolwater - This one was for the NWA/Dr.Dre/SnoopDog enthusiast 4. Polo - This one was more known, but less worn. Something you might be able to steal from your dad if he wasn't an Old Spice guy 5. Brut - This was your Walmart Guido. Probably the most warn cologne from men that needed rides everywhere. I can't find proof of it on the internet, but I believe it was Dennis Millers late night talk show, where he filled a Super Soaker with Brut cologne and shot it at people that annoyed him.

[@BitHead1000]

I have an uncle that stays with Brut.😂😂😂

[@BanditsBest686]

theres alot of new sleeper stuff out there that is "cheap" and smells better than the real expensive stuff. I got this imposter set that smells similar to real colognes..all 3 scents fire...they arent too strong either which may be why these scents are off putting, spray too much, too overpowering, should only smell when you get close/grapple with a tan..thats where it counts anyways

[@zachary_attackery]

I always heard burned discs can overwork the laser, that's why I was always afraid to use them in my Duo-R. I got the Analogue Duo specifically for that reason

[@BigSmella]

That wayne newton thing was excellent. I was yelling it.

[@BitHead1000]

Thank you!

[@JB_Royal_Ambassador]

Acqua Di Gio was my jam in the day. And cool water when funds were tight.

[@Adam_StefaniakSaltea_Moonspell]

Jessie, you know your shit! Drakkar is a classic, like Azzaro Pour Homme, or Kouros from back in the day. Cool Water is okay-ish. These Fragrances were the bomb all over the world! Keep up the classy J!

[@CousinHubertRetrogaming]

The Haze made this version! he's a great man, super funny and i got to know him thanks to you hehe

[@RetroGamingNook]

Hand to heaven. I said, “Tim Jones” cause I couldn’t think either. My wife with her perfect brain says, “Wayne Newton.” You say to yell the name at you through the TV. I tell her to… she looks at me like I’m f’n stupid and says “Oh, so it’s got to also go back in time.” I say, ”that’s how it works!” Then I yell it… so she does. I snap my fingers and you say, “Wayne Newton..“ We both laugh our asses off. Thanks, for the huge laugh.

[@BitHead1000]

Perfect!!! Thanks for the help!

[@joesaiditstrue]

cannot begin to describe how much of a shock to the system it was to hear CD quality music in a videogame in the early 90s, we were used to hearing like 8bit/16bit chiptune stuff which was kinda muffled and not great. then when playing the turbo CD and sega CD, it was like "what is this????????"

[@BanditsBest686]

i still like playing sega cd for that reason, got to run audio to external speakers such as a stereo receiver

[@BitHead1000]

It was a real big deal. Something that is forgotten.

[@daddyjankie]

That jacket looks like you get colder wearing it 🥶😂

[@-Rottenapple-]

Some I wore were ck1, ckb and nautica

[@bunglebro]

I've been getting into colonges too, my missus has banished the spicebomb to the shed 😂

[@Gunbu]

Am I the only one who was disappointed that Bithead didn't put a link to the video of the chimpanzee having his way with the frog in the description?

[@littlerapids7454]

The loud rain is because of your Jackwagon of a neighbor who cut the shed tree down!

[@GASHPAN]

Drakker Noir. 60% percent of the time, it works every time.

[@georged7627]

The rain in my headphones is kind of soothing 🙏🏽Who else looked for the link in the description aaahahahahahahaha….i think they have a heaven for normal people and a heaven just for Men…A Tit couch aaaahahahahahahahaha

[@dusodolphin8734]

Halston Cologne is right up that alley.

[@BigSmella]

Don't forget ETERNITY by Calvin Klein

[@LegallyInsaneGamer]

Hey where can I buy that vacuum cleaner? Asking for a friend..

[@Superdimensional]

Time for an Analogue Duo

[@Malohta]

I sometimes wonder if the studio is in the attic or in a tool shed in the back yard.

[@billschlafly4107]

It's recorded in a shed...or it's a 3D interactive green screen.

[@BitHead1000]

A shed in the yard… surrounded by landscapers, f1 drivers, and air raid sirens.

[@JinzoCrash]

HAH. The cover art with the hot chick versus her all dressed up in-game is some severely deceptive advertising. X D Like buying a Playboy just to find everyone wearing burkhas inside lol.

[@patriotguy938]

Smelling nice and looking good with those Sketcher boots my man

[@MaestroDrake]

How have you been? I am ready for summer now.

[@BikerBenny]

3:25 🤣🤣

[@BanditsBest686]

Next video : "wife made me throw out all my colognes cause she got jealous" - Also next video "My wife ordered $1200 worth of perfume off amazon"

[@MaestroDrake]

Noooooo. Time to get that money back, son!

[@dfuller81]

That prank call is by Snow Plow Show, my favorite KZbin show after the Bithead1000 program: youtube.com/@thesnowplowshow?si=j5ip_rqLAX9p3BRn

[@imnotgivingmy_name_toamach7491]

Nooooooooooo! The Duo! Oh man, please tell us you have a backup. I need to see the conclusion to Loom!

[@bootlegapparel]

Crap! What happens with Loom now?

[@BitHead1000]

Don’t worry. I smacked it around a little…. No it works again.

[@jerryinohio1978]

Fahrenheit By Christian Dior For Men is good stuff

[@JGRICH61]

So glad I’ve never used TIK TOK. Let the masses be distracted while I move ahead!!!

[@billschlafly4107]

That's the fact jack! Meanwhile I'm distracted by...Utoob.

[@slimsx34]

Ummmm.... where's the chimp/ dog link bro

[@cryptomnesiac]

EV's can suck it. I got a 2019 GTI, I know I know it's a small German car but lemme tell you the thing fucks. They must have underrated it by 40 horse and it weighs nothing. I smoked a mustang recently and it was a good laugh.

[@themollymachine]

no forg link?

[@MassPickers]

Frog

[@marklangello7100]

Hey dude what emulator do you use..I wanna get that one thanks

[@BitHead1000]

It’s called a game station. I got it on eBay a long time ago.

[@marklangello7100]

Cool thanks man

[@OrthodoxReview]

R.I.P. duo...

[@elgaleonretroPirata]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqDdmpZ-ht6gmqssi=Y1s3VXQ3hGhRh-7w Videazo

[@djlink111]

where did the 4k face come from?

[@BitHead1000]

My mother

[@djlink111]

@@BitHead1000 ha! Smart ass

[@PabstOban]

Do you still have the Turbo Duo RX or is that too good for the shed?

[@BitHead1000]

Of course I still have it. Ironically, it is not working.

[@PabstOban]

@@BitHead1000 A man without a Duo. What is it with shitty luck and this current administration? In the past 4 years I have had to: -Replace a Garbage disposal -Replace my roof -Replace my gutters -Replace my dishwasher -Replace my Washer -Replace my Dryer -Replace my Water Heater -Replace my Central Air and Handler -My Microwave just died but I haven’t replaced it yet. Why did this all have to happen during the most expensive time in history to replace them all the while nobody is making more money enough to outpace inflation. I had a really large nest egg in 2020… and it’s all gone any now I am in debt. Just wait… no matter who’s president in a year, taxes are gonna go up because we all gotta pay for this crap that doesn’t benefit us. Sucks.

[@BanditsBest686]

@@BitHead1000 damn the capacitors pop on that joint too? thought RX's were suppose to be less prone from that crap

[@Ronsilk-pu5hr]

Someone who is face who is drawing it Paper the dest top

[@Brimannn1]

🎶🎶You need 🎶a divorce 🎶 🥁

[@ThePosetowns]

When are you gonna throw out that faulty NEC hardware, and get your self the analog Duo?

[@PabstOban]

I heard that if you pre-order your all electric Challenger, Dodge will provide you with your first year's supply of Truvada and Astroglide.

[@DanglyLingham]

STOP SLURPING... is this a ASMR channel or what?

[@billschlafly4107]

I was put off by that while watching the first few shows too. Classic Gaming Quarterly recommended this channel a long time ago and I couldn't be happier because this is my favorite show!

[@chriswilson9331]

Slurp louder! Sssssssssssllllllup!

[@BitHead1000]

Same thing I told your mother.