Navy SEAL Imposter Exposed

[@DblOSmith]

He was in the Kentucky First Company and served under Colonel Sanders.

[@RealPlasmodium]

DblOSmith great wordplay

[@timjoyalle318]

In the Air Force I actually served under a Colonel Sanders!

[@informacionkali7920]

I was told he fried his enemies

[@Bassmastr-ly5vf]

🤣😂

[@alexandereller7129]

Hah o man this is all great

[@JeffChase]

I remember him from Meal Team Six. He single-handedly wiped out an entire Shoney's buffet.

[@komptozegee6795]

😂

[@ownSystem]

He destroyed it

[@joseescalona8312]

😂

[@user-jw8yh6yq1p]

😂😂😂💀

[@marcamerine6179]

Jeff Chase I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING 😂 THT WAS AWESOME.!!

[@OL-Tom]

246 Navy Seals served in Vietnam .... I've met all 946 of them

[@WalkinTall]

Thomas Young I met 278 Purple Hearts back in civil war.

[@rarestpepe3917]

@SlavicTankCrew im a Carthaginian veteran from the battle of lake trasimene

[@masonwolf1934]

69 navy seals fought in the battle for Uganda.... I was one.

[@anonymussmith2899]

Ur saying none died?

[@411G]

Anonymus smith fuck no, they are Navy seal. 🤣🤣🤣

[@graceleah3216]

I was a seal, for 3 years. Yes, my parents would dress me like an actual seal during Halloween, snorkel and all. I was 3, 4, and 5 yrs old.

[@srgmag1971]

Lol.

[@jobe5450]

Haha fucking love it

[@demarcotolson3763]

Nice

[@scottnova3179]

Thank you for your service

[@pagosplace3065]

Well you were more legit than this idiot!

[@snowflakemelter1172]

He's genuine, we served together as seals, actual seals not navy seals, living on raw mackerel was no joke.

[@fawnieee]

Avoiding great whites too. Whats more impressive than that?

[@caalmen1522]

Rufus Chucklebutty oh man I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@gewgulkansuhckitt9086]

I did the same thing once, just for the halibut.

[@coltfanboi7747]

Genuine lol at that dude, thanks for brightening up my day! :)

[@curbdaddy8783]

Lol

[@robertlauritsen3511]

I was a Navy Seal. I did four tours at the San Diego Zoo.

[@Pactastic042]

That's nothin compared to central . . You had it easy greenhorn

[@imjelo]

That's nothing aside from touring the San Diego Zoo, I have also toured Sea World San Diego. 😉😁

[@wellalright7748]

Dude I toured safari park 3 times

[@davisjohnson5688]

Hahaha!

[@ResidentEddy]

I toured in the most dangerous place you could ever tour in... Disneyland.

[@mb-yn1lh]

Once I called out a guy wearing a McDonald's uniform that never worked there. Pissed me off, I had friends get fired wearing that uniform.

[@Darrell1981]

😂 get fired from places you never worked

[@lawrencedeherrera5342]

Lmfao

[@traceygauntlett2679]

m b same thing happened to me with 2 prositutes,lying bitches.pissed me right off coz I'm out on them streets every night

[@fliguy4]

Hahahahahahaha

[@electedelite2210]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NotDecided420]

I like the way he "cleared" that room. Turned his back to the target, sliced the room, then shot the target at the end?! He'd be dead af already.

[@mikeheckman4995]

I like his pistol grip! 1:07

[@pillowbugg]

I caught that too...

[@renstimpy3568]

he was dead before he walked into that room lol

[@goad1838]

I thought that 2

[@rbarnett3200]

Enter room. Do 270 degree sweep of everywhere the gunman stood behind you is not. Then shoot gunman. That's a quality breach, right there....having said that, didn't the SEAL's have the genius idea of flying a helicopter very low over the top of another helicopter creating a catastrophic down-draft when they had an illegal mission in Pakistan that one time where they also shot unarmed women and children before they finally got their man?...Charlie Sheen represented them in the film where they attacked a golf course whilst inebriated....SEAL isn't even a proper acronym...shit, maybe these guys aren't actually elite at all?!....

[@nosherz]

At least he was humble enough to stay quiet about the moon walks, area 51 clearance, and playing Q.B for the Giants.

[@sstritmatter2158]

- he told me he played for New England and taught ol Tom everything

[@troywright359]

@@sstritmatter2158 He said he showed Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer how to paint worth a lick

[@frankiegoode3477]

You forgot he was also D.B. Cooper

[@dmsknb1541]

And Bigfoot

[@ruffboss1]

@nosherz, that's it!! We fighting, how dare you think he played QB for the G-MEN 🤣😂 i can stay quiet about a lot of things however that ain't one of them.

[@keltrepes2534]

His mission is so classfied, not even he knows what it is.

[@stephenmenhennett6134]

Yeah tell your CO that you on a mission so secret hes not allowed to know, LOL

[@mann_216]

😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dansmead4100]

Ha ha lmfao

[@djloxins7231]

😂

[@MikeM777]

😂🤣😂

[@SolarCrown]

I've heard if you receive TWO medals of honor they give you the third one for free!

[@eileenheitman4351]

And a bag of chips!!!. Dave Heitman Sgt., USMC 1967-1970 , two tours in VietNam. Huge respect for the Seals

[@lucasggellis4762]

ROFL

[@woah3592]

Oh damn lmao I'm weak

[@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841]

But that's not all!! We'll throw in a Purple Heart too! All you gotta do, is phone this number!

[@Smile4theKillCam456]

Eileen Heitman rah sir

[@cmcc4662]

This guy was a legit Kamikaze pilot with a dozen successful missions

[@bobkin611]

🤣🤣

[@TomatusYT]

I remember that guy. We both enlisted and served together for 30 years as active duty personnel under Wal-Mart Loss Prevention.

[@DblOSmith]

Thank you for your service. lol

[@TCFan30]

The Disabled Veterans of Loss Prevention & Mall Security Foundation welcomes you.

[@SockyNoob]

Thank you for your service. I heard that the Claims Squadron was very appreciative of you guys.

[@Stitchman3875]

I served with him when I was stations at the local strip mall in Paris, Japan. We were taking restaurant bravo.

[@tompenny7250]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😞😂😂😂😂😂😂😞😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HooDatDonDar]

This guy is legitimate. He was my second in command when I commanded a troop of Confederate submarines in the jungles of Afghanistan.

[@Stitchman3875]

You sure it wasn’t in the snowy mountains of Egypt? That’s where I served with him. We were over throwing Napoleon.

[@BloodyBay]

Damn, you two are a couple of old war dogs! I didn't serve under Dicken until the US Space Force took Moon Base Bravo back from the Antarcticans! You never forget your first HALO drop into a 0.1 G gravity well and three inches of exosphere, let me tell you....

[@ivv6721]

@@BloodyBay and I here I was thinking my odst Sarge was a fraud, I owe dikens an apology. I knew some gears said they owed him they're lives aswell

[@kinghekizee3166]

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. But I bet none of you got to serve with him in the Martian Dalek wars.

[@zsaz4453]

Lol

[@louistapon2788]

We fought the Mexicans together back in 1846, trust me he’s the real deal.

[@gary663]

Thank you for your service Louis, I respect the troops

[@gangweedernigga4012]

you did us a good service louis, salute to you.

[@351WINCHESTER]

The Alamo was 1836.

[@louistapon2788]

Thank you all for your likes! Lol. Never had so many in any of my previous KZbin comments ! You all are my heroes!

[@SKY-jv9ue]

Most of the Alamo defenders surrendered to Mexican soldiers! Some heroes!

[@danielwalcher779]

He’s real. We served together in the Clone Wars together.😂😂😂

[@NotProFishing]

Thank you for your service

[@zhalosupercell2486]

Damn he must be the reason you clones were replaced or were you Jedi that survived order 66?

[@frankcabanski9409]

I know you're lying. If you served in the Clone Wars, you served with yourself.

[@digipeeper]

You’re so wrong, we both fought in the Cylon Invasion, that shribble dick pussy ran off as I was captured by Cylon troops for interrogation and torture.

[@ryulewis2503]

@Daniel Walcher. Don't forget Star Wars and call of duty!!

[@ladybug2750]

Dickens was McDonalds Special Forces

[@Football5198]

Was he on Nugget Team 6?

[@andresherrera2902]

He was

[@tequilamokkingbyrd2016]

I thought he was part of the the Kings special sauce forces

[@RichardPhister]

*has happy meal medals at the ready*

[@RS-jh2kl]

Colonel from KFC was the QRF element. Platoon Commander was Ronald MacDonald.

[@anihtgenga4096]

My mechanic said "Ah, you blew a seal" and I said "Leave my personal life out of it and just fix the damned car!"

[@tylerc4745]

haha

[@tylerc4745]

it's a shame nobody understood that joke

[@anihtgenga4096]

Joke?

[@DDG2023]

Dad. Stahp! Please.

[@srjohndeans5508]

Why look for phony seals? Real phony's that's where the action is.

[@rhino202]

Invest 850k in someone without doing a mere background check seems like a good idea

[@johnknowing-zr8de]

Yep I just put my check in the mail hoooraaaaa Wrote it out to gofundme Im an asshole., I hope my check clears Hoooraaa

[@rhino202]

@@johnknowing-zr8de hey, since you're writing checks, I have a week long defense contract coming up in the Caribbean soon...

[@johnknowing-zr8de]

Rhino hey you may need that for Puerto Rico being so many Democrat are thieves’ that needs protected from themselves

[@danieljonesjones8047]

Rhino two doctors hand over 850 k too a bloated drunk . Yeah team !!

[@ChristoherWGray]

A fool and his money are soon parted Thomas Tesser

[@aussie187]

I was a navy seal.. absolutely loved it, then my 9th birthday came along and I chose to be a fireman 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@Football5198]

I’m not a seal but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[@zion3458]

I salute you

[@playboistark]

👏👏👏👏

[@nickthebod757]

How was the breakfast? Did they have the bacon or sausage patties (I hate the patties)? Also I can almost bet that the pancake machine didn’t work.

[@gregdude3]

Lmfao!!!! That was a perfect execution

[@alanfoster6589]

Did you sleep in the tub?

[@dougtheeliminator1077]

He was special forces in the Salvation Army.

[@Dreamstalker8002]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@darrenchisolm9245]

Yes! His choreography. It's his Bollywood movie. And it becomes real. Bollywood... Lol

[@darrenchisolm9245]

You did right and you are going to become a very important leader one say. Yes! The army of the lord. God bless you. Mister.... Lol

[@darrenchisolm9245]

Just Salvation army them. Homeless men. Finding something extraordinary to do as time goes by. Jesus!!!!!! Amen

[@Indeed007]

haha +1 shit is hilarious lol

[@hugoalmstrom9479]

I'm an ex navy seal but I have lived in Sweden all my life. I took some classes online

[@Ethorbit]

olly bro I own a corporation who can use people like you, we need people who have mastered the use of the liquid.

[@Satanthony]

Hugo A thank you for your service

[@Killarrex]

@@ollybro2294 you got me in the first half. I was gonna say that was a joke

[@Ma_Deuce]

@@ollybro2294 A true water bender

[@dionhmedji4521]

Hugo A 😂😂

[@thejessman1460]

He went back to Mommy and Daddy's house, how cute.

[@thewanganfiles9304]

Bruh you don’t even know, he did a tour on ROBLOX PHANTOM FORCES

[@why-hf6gc]

I did one on arsenal

[@SenkaBandit]

YOOO

[@bustabusta7676]

A true hero

[@brendanwall6526]

Yokohama Japan I guess I’m a seal too then

[@dustinalecxander8647]

Damn he must have a nice gun skin

[@rambam7575]

I am not a SEAL but I did save 15% last night by switching to GEICO

[@ryanbesco8067]

Lmao

[@ASH-jl3qj]

@@ryanbesco8067 underrated comment LOL

[@JOHNNYOFFABEAN]

Marlon Ramirez thank you for your service

[@JOHNNYOFFABEAN]

UpbeatTrombone lol I realized I was going along wit the joke

[@educate3d]

The real hero

[@rchurch400]

I’m a navy seal I did 3 tours in Detroit Michigan

[@jonrosenow5812]

Not many came out of there alive. I am glad I trained you well, grasshopper.

[@JoelPit]

That's the worse war zone ever.

[@bill1usmc]

@Daniel Robinson not exactly true... Detriot makes no requirements on who they kill... old man or woman, kids... doesn't matter one bit if you're as smart as Einstein or as dumb as a rock... only matters who's path you cross... the where and why are irrelevant. Some cities have higher numbers of killed than some areas of Afghanistan or Iraq. Bottom line is if you happen to be in the area when one of these low life scum start popping off caps and not giving a shit where they fly you can very easily become collateral damage. Sure some areas are worse than others... but the lid was kicked off in the 1980's and it doesn't make difference now where you're at.

[@benv2832]

R Church hope u didn’t drink the water

[@MI22I22IPPI]

lol I’ll hire you

[@thedragonhouse4991]

This man served with me in the Cold War just recently on call of duty. Hard times, had lots of deaths and left flanks. Always came and saved the day while eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew. What a legend.

[@JimmyGunXD556]

This guy was a Seal.... at Sea World.

[@scooboy]

+JimmyGunXD556 Ha,,ha , best comment on here !!!!

[@KennethDAstonJr]

LOL

[@AdrianaGonzalez-vm6mv]

Ay lmao

[@luisthekingjaime94]

JimmyGunXD556 ha lol

[@robinaguinaldo4507]

More like a walrus, rather than seal.

[@mrk45]

I was a navy seal, got booted out though as I couldn't hold a gun with these big-ass flippers. Anyone got any fish?

[@SouthLouisiana4eva]

wait...a ...second.

[@KuopassaTv]

South Louisiana :-D

[@tyguy6296]

***** that's ok. you have a great career ahead of you as the worlds only typing seal

[@indalcecio]

***** Hello fellow navy seal! It's so nice to find someone on the internet I can talk to in my native tongue! ARF! ARF! ARF ARF ARF! ARF ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF???

[@NETBotic]

*throws fish *****

[@Dockernan1977]

This shit makes me sick. I was a door gunner on the space shuttle and these imposters really make my blood boil.

[@Thenotfunnyperson]

Hahahahahahahah

[@itshalo3220]

Same, I’m disgusted by fake navy seals, my great grandpa was part of seal team 1 (homer Marshall) so I have mad respect for navy seals

[@itshalo3220]

Wow, I would not expect to find someone who knew my great grandpa

[@therespectedlex9794]

At least you're joking? Trouble with these narcissistic bastards is they're never truly modest, and rarely honest. They have always achieved more than is even possible. That's the giveaway too.

[@foreveragainOK]

At least he should've claimed to be the second most decorated Navy vet.

[@BxCortez2050]

this reminds me of my time serving in the salvation Army I was in Easter seals team 6 ..I can still hear the bells

[@joeverna5459]

Now that is a funny visual.

[@StvmotherfukinPolychronopolous]

The sound of the quarters hitting the lip of that bucket....the nightmares.... Santa Claus...

[@jataviusclark2205]

That’s the only Army I served as well was the Salvation Army! Lmao

[@jonathanjames2162]

Guy: Yea, 850k is a bit steep for me man. Fake: I’m a navy seal though Guy: ok, and? Fake: here’s my papers that I totally didn’t just type out and photoshop on my desktop Guy: here’s 850k

[@FurlowT]

If they had half a brain, they would have confirmed his documentation. Pretty stupid for Doctors... And pretty stupid for the lady who was military herself...

[@workamiracle3303]

I was a Navy Seal at one point in time. I did three tours of Ghost Recon wildlands in operation PS4. I played all the way through on very hard. So that counts right?

[@mamasboygaming1966]

Yea bro i saw u in bolivian soil, santa blanca ....... Wile killing da cartels...lol😂

[@SScozzari]

worka miracle did u play on ghost mode tho?

[@MrHort55]

Ghost are green berets m8....

[@Tony36271]

I salute you good sir

[@SpaceyCortex]

I can verify this. I served as a medic and revived his ass twice.

[@prometheustactical8427]

All you needed to see was how he handled firearms and a knife to know he wasn't anyone with decent training.

[@MrJackal43]

Lol, when he did that room sweep and left that first corner open.... BOOM ur ded, right there. Classic.

[@justsomeonewholiketoreply9737]

He probably play first person shooting games and acts like he knows everything

[@robertf3479]

Probably got his training watching Steven Segal movies.

[@lenalives1846]

Those knife skills were slick,huh? It's like he's dancing!

[@robwalsh9843]

I love the sloppy wavy reverse grip knife moves he does Don't get me wrong, reverse grip is awesome in video games and action movies. But no person who understands knife use is going to do that.

[@DeanFerraro]

Once Don Shipley gets involved, "your ass is grass!" Dicken should have stayed in Burundi

[@knuckle_dragger]

I'm a member of GI-JOE, been fighting Cobra for decades now

[@MrCowboy6900]

Dookie Bob b

[@stephenmayer9228]

Gooo Joooeee

[@crazyh0rse1234]

😂

[@falconytriunfo3734]

Yo Joe!

[@AutoYoung]

I served in the 90's and was honorably discharged in 2000. Nice to meet another Joe...

[@phantomgaming4046]

I’m a Navy Seal, trust me, I fought in World War Z

[@WalkinTall]

The Undead Slayer damn! I fought in world war 67! Thank you for your service.

[@phantomgaming4046]

SlavicTankCrew oh you shoulda seen it. We were in the frontlines of the damned Chinese Nazi Bois, but they had brought their giant robot ninjas. Luckily for us, we had brought our laser satellite to laser them to death

[@yellowdap178]

you all are fricking lying about this sheet this is so fake!

[@shaneblessing679]

praiz jesus Garcia jesus christ how old are you and have you never heard of sarcasm?

[@TSMTree]

praiz jesus Garcia no there not bro I was there I was an m4

[@_LVC]

He was a manager at Old Navy,they call them seals,he was an expert at folding pants

[@wtfzealous]

Little Viking coach sears

[@RonnieMyers777]

😅😅😅

[@briangoldy8784]

LMAO........

[@sladetuner8661]

AJ Dicken died on december 31 2018 at 62 by the way

[@idontknowman6277]

The way he cleared that room made me shout. Yes make sure your back is facing the threat. Awesome.

[@quochungpham984]

I was a real navy seal, defeated thanos single handingly a with a stick, then I gather all the dust and did cpr and saved half of the universe, I then got awarded the medal of honor 7 times in one day.

[@maximuslee5670]

I too was a navy seal, I was at Reach when the Covenant attacked us. Good thing I blew up one of their command ships + scores of Elites and managed to escape.

[@ericshutter5305]

Been there, done That 😎

[@raideryvs5595]

Thank you for your service chief

[@user-jw8yh6yq1p]

Woah. Noble 7?!?

[@maximuslee5670]

@@user-jw8yh6yq1p No, I am noble 8. Noble 7 was one of my fellow Spartans who fought in Reach. Unfortunately, no one has seen him after the evacuation and we assume he died in combat but reports say that he went MIA.

[@motorbikegobrrr]

I was there with Noble 6 as we took Sword Base. Wild

[@SicknastyFPS]

I'm a vet from the Seals, I fought in the war of Pewdiepie vs Tseries. I lost a leg and retired

[@arminosas]

You took their advice a bit too far my friend, break a leg does not mean smash a leg

[@SicknastyFPS]

@@arminosas i lost a leg dude, I REFUSE TO LET THE INDIANS WIN AND WILL PARK AND WALK LIKE ANY OTHER PERSON

[@arminosas]

@@SicknastyFPS You go buddy! Show these red polka dots not to mess with you!

[@coolkid-rq8kx]

I salute you man

[@adrianprytz]

Bad genji Main chill out dude, pewdiepie have no legs at all

[@MM-qi5mk]

How in the hell do 3 highly-educated people fall for this ? He says he’s a Seal then worked for the CIA and you believed him ? Wow , I wouldn’t want either of those two doctors in an emergency if that’s the case.

[@jebvoorhees125]

He got his knife combat skills from Stephen Seagul. Total red flag

[@aaronjay4896]

Jeb Voorhees I was thinking that too, lol

[@calkid1989]

SEA G U 11s

[@utrak]

omg yes that Stephen Seagal CQC

[@Homepros888]

He is a navy seal, took on 100's tour of duty, single handed destroyed small armies, leaped of buildings onto terrorists cars and even save the president's life. Then the alarm clock rang.

[@jobic4207]

I’m part of the Sesame Street task force. My two scariest missions were assassinating Barney the communist dinosaur and taking out the teletubbies

[@HiddenPalm]

Barney isn't Communist, he's a former neoliberal turned all right. Sesame Street is the secret Communist cell. Don't worry, I won't tell a soul. I'm an Anarchist with Electric Mayhem. Your secret is safe with me. I have to go to a mission briefing, Operation Reading Rainbow, with Captain Kangaroo in an undisclosed location in Mr Roger's Neighborhood. You should come along. We could use the help.

[@donovanreep2650]

Thank you for your service. Do you have any intel on what really happened to Steve from blues clues?

[@HiddenPalm]

@@donovanreep2650 What I am about to share with you is extremely confidential. During Bush Jr's first term in office, a top secret executive order was implemented by the CIA, NSA, FBI, IRS, FDA, Homeland Security, NYPD, SFPD, LAPD, CPD, the Airforce, The United States Marine Corp, the Elmjack Little League Baseball team, Wu Tang, NASA and the courageous police officers of northern Zimbabwe to slip in a top secret formula into Steve's drink at a local bar in Newark New Jersey. This top secret formula is designed to make men go bald. When the internet started to catch on, Stephen Michael Burns under the online alias, Toxic Faery Fantasies, would spend allot of time pretending to be a young college vixen on internet chat rooms made for lesbians where he would espouse negative remarks about the government, the International Monetary Fund and the World Trade Organization and its connection to the 911 attacks. Thus we had to move quickly and find a way to remove him from his bread and butter. What better way, but to make him so bald, he would leave on his own accord, without suspecting a thing. Remember this is top secret told to you in confidence. If you break this trust, you will be visited by Kermit the Frog. And believe me, you do not want to make Kermit angry.

[@bigboaharthurmorgan2109]

The SSTS. Damn that actually sounds legit out of context.

[@TheChudoviste]

Thank you for taking out the teletubbies.My boy started to get dumb watching them

[@diggs5518]

I remember watching this when it aired. I also remember thinking, "So, they tracked this guy down twice and, didn't call the authorities in advance. Well, done 20/20. Well done."

[@oldironsides4107]

You want the guy arrested for telling lies?

[@andtothewestamerica]

@@oldironsides4107 You mean, defrauding investors?

[@dannyoneil2851]

i was a navy seal, i whent to Vietnam in 1889 with my friends luke skywalker and han solo... against the mordor and dark vader.... it was a hard battle against the deserticons.....

[@kakashihatake4475]

Lol

[@DeansVideoClips]

Thankyou for your service to our country.

[@chuckyoneil3820]

Danny O'neil hey Dan its ur brother Chalie .

[@jellyboy123]

damn man thats deep what core was you in?? i was in the jedi core under Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi, part of Rebel Alliance's struggle against the Galactic Empire.

[@rayjr62]

And I bet you survived the Great Cabbage Fart Panic of 1892, didn't You? C'mon now...don't lie....

[@remythezen5174]

The interviewer sounds like a young Chris Hansen.

[@OutsideTheRopes]

“Looks like you got a big night planned” 😂

[@Durzo1259]

Only difference is that when he was confronted, he went "oh god, Chris Hansen!", tried to shoot himself in the head and missed.

[@alienmachine]

Lol! True!

[@boreragnarok2549]

@@Durzo1259 south park lol

[@keltrepes2534]

Why don't you have a seat on that stool over there....

[@ToddiusMaximus]

How to get caught faking being s SEAL ..... start a military training company where your every move is scrutinized 🤣

[@93SlicK]

He's real. He jumped in Fallujah with Commander Jeremy Dewitte...

[@wallybooger1]

Best reply all day

[@mmcgahn5948]

Metro State Defense School

[@ericshin121]

Staff Sergeant Shawn joined them as a part of his job to “go on missions”

[@StonyAWACS8492]

"YES, SERGEANT"

[@rondohunter8966]

Metro-State Commandos! With their Gay9 detail. Wonder how Dylan handled the motorcycle in the sand?

[@lbarnett748]

I was an ex navy seal until I died and got reincarnated and now I’m a navy blue whale.

[@nicolebrooks3442]

I'm dead😂😂😂😂

[@1717-y6y]

.....fucking dumb 😩

[@lbarnett748]

That’s from Looking at my watch too much 🤪

[@taylor228]

Absolute weapon

[@edouardlafleur2216]

I also was a reincarnated seal but a California seal

[@CG-el7gd]

I served in the Trojan war.............it was awesome.

[@foreveragainOK]

Thanks. Sometimes I use your product.

[@ikarooz]

@foreveragainOK.. funniest reply ever

[@JamesKPolkIII]

Lol good one 😂

[@justinriley8651]

did you fight lifestyles or Ramses? You jackwagon .

[@rightwingedhueyfreeman51]

CG 1 you old as fuck 😲 lol

[@PimpLenin]

I’m not a Navy Seal; I’m a member of the even more elite Navy Walruses.

[@TRivera13]

The Fonz Don't mess with the tusks

[@stephenmayer9228]

I was a Navy Orca... we eat seals for breakfast!

[@daddiojones238]

The Fonz I thought the walrus was Paul?

[@nazariotrevinoin8461]

Obgiously you've never hesrd of the navy meglodons that's triple secret.

[@Keanopro123]

A Rivera I am the walruses

[@dangerouswater]

“Some people has put so much effort to pretend being a SEAL, that it was probably easier to go and do it” Marcus Lutrell

[@radamson1]

I don't know how the Navy got by with so few sailors. Everyone I meet was a seal.

[@80s_Boombox_Collector]

Or an aviator

[@meishu607]

This dude is legit. We fought Goliath the giant, and killed Satan.

[@Satanthony]

My dads still here

[@BillKrayer12thMan]

"I killed Hitler, I think I deserve some pie."--Dean Winchester #SPNFamily

[@philthelawnman]

No you killed Santa. Auto correct hacked you lol

[@josh1776]

dudes legit, he helped me and saladin take Jerusalem on horseback

[@caesaraugustus5558]

Deus vult infidel ! Lie, I worked with him and richard lionheart

[@HeyImLucious]

Dammit Anakin! You were supposed to restore Outremer not destroy it!

[@louistapon2788]

Erah!

[@Fred_the_1996]

**time for a fucking crusade**

[@ramonsantiago7029]

Comment win

[@dirtysouthbushcraftandmma9770]

Shipley "wasn't" a SEAL, Shipley IS a SEAL.

[@anteroapina1853]

Lol! xD

[@saragrooms1530]

I'm not a SEAL, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

[@rickpinso2384]

Lol, u guys are funny. Kinda cheesy but funny.

[@user-sx3gk4so6n]

I am L65 12th prestige. I have been in multiple tours including CoD: WAW (WW2 era), CoD: Black ops: cold war era (secret operations/special forces) I have been all over the world in harsh combat conditions and awarded several medals. I have been in germany, russia, iraq, Afghanistan, hell I was even part of a group of 4 people who faught of endless hordes of Nazi zombies who were brought to life by E115 from a meteor in russia. I can tell you easily this guy is a fake and is not one of my brothers in combat. He is what we like to call a "N00B"

[@nathaniel8321]

lmfao

[@Metolius9]

I was in Task Force 141

[@dakotarocco3629]

omfg your too funny bro. I've done it all, we've probably fought together at times. but I went badass and went to the 4th field of battle...(battlefield 4)

[@13ghettoDolphins101]

I was a part of sentinel, and had connections to captain jhon price, and also fought off the flood and covenant beside Jhon 117

[@stevencampos461]

lmfao

[@PhoenixCollectibles-Breaks]

As soon as he cleared the room incorrectly in first clip I knew he was a fake lol

[@sunlightwhite3337]

*Checks his 12 10 mins after being in the room*

[@frankynavarro6459]

So true lol

[@BloodyBay]

I heard that! "...'Slicing the pie'? What the fuck does _that_ mean?" [gets shot in the back and drops] :-D

[@rugbyguitargod]

All these comments 💯/💯 Y’all are alright in my book. Noticed all the same fuckery in the first minute of the video I see lol

[@jerrypolete5258]

Yeah he walks in turns to his right and leaves himself completely open to be shot, yeah complete fake in the first clip. Lol then turns quickly to his left and shoots, dude if that was real your ass would have been killed already. What a loser!

[@appro303]

I'm sad that I just saw this and all the good jokes are already taken - good on you!

[@djmocok]

I was in Navy SEALS. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[@dukenukem5709]

+kravidy R.I.P Lucien :(

[@lesROKnoobz]

RIP brother.

[@yourfabuloushappymann5154]

+djmocok lol

[@ScottyJr5]

+djmocok Dang lag...

[@DzinkyDzink]

+djmocok ..then my gpu fried.

[@Timasion]

The first big clue that someone isn't SOG is that they brag about being SOG.

[@fatmanbatman9374]

Aunt Jemima I don't feel like Chris Kyle bragged about it but the movie gave people that impression

[@calebs7158]

*a SOF

[@TheReasonableLiberal-hn2rs]

He actually did brag about it. He bragged about the whole Jesse Ventura thing which was a lie.

[@Bradgilliswhammyman]

Chris Kyle was a sniper who shot people from ambush......hardly a hero friend.

[@romansionis2525]

Ken Havens pussies. Toughen up. Its not like they were innocent people. They were war enemies who would of killed you and your families given the chance then celebrated it. Sorry if I call him a hero which he is. You should be ashamed of yourselves. You won't though. Passive aggressive and gutless people usually don't cause they think their shit don't stink. Nice try though. Lol

[@robertmcgowan4312]

He's the real deal we served together aboard the Enterprise against the Klingons

[@katarishigusimokirochepona6611]

Lol

[@dawss]

Who cares

[@digipeeper]

No, Your Wrong. We were both serving for the Rebel Alliance as I was a X-Wing pilot and he was a Y-Wing bomber pilot. He saved my life during the battle of Yavin 4. We survived but was never rewarded the medal of Naboo honor as Luke, Han and Chewey got it.

[@terrapingee]

“… a sociopath at best, a psychopath at worst!” Beautiful quote! 😂

[@batmasterson7653]

I'm a navy seal, no an army ranger, I said I was special forces, no I said I was a air force pilot, listen, the truth is I'm special ops commander and my records been sealed by the president, no sir I did not say I was in the military, what I said was, I'm a Walmart greeter, they just misunderstood me.....yeah that's the ticket.

[@chrissplash2470]

Bat Masterson corny

[@sandvenexplorer]

He had 2 Medals of Honor, both given to him by the President AND Chuck Norris..

[@bradhartwig9124]

Chuck Norris supplied all MOHs from his personal collection.

[@MrDlt123]

I was teaching at a major university in Florida when a student in one of my classes claimed to be a SEAL. He didnt know that I was active duty at the time. As I am former Air Force Special Ops, I listened with interest at his stories and smelled BS. Most people dont know that Special Ops in all branches can be kind of boring day to day, and most operators will tell you it"s a lot like being a fireman (Everyone wants to know about the fires but not about washing fire trucks, doing paperwork and rolling up hoses...) Maybe 2 percent of your time is spent doing something really exciting or fun. Its not really like the Charlie Sheen movie...but this guy claimed all sorts of exploits. So I asked him one day "Where'd you do your jump training? Ft. Huachuka or Ft. Sumter?" He chose Ft. Sumter. Neither are correct, and a SEAL would have immediately picked up on it. In fact, Ft Sumter closed a few years after the Civil War. So I pulled him aside during a break and called him on it. He never said another word about it in my class. But the twist to the story is that an actual SEAL was seated two rows over from him and never uttered a word about it until the last day. He said he had been recording the liar's stories with his phone for laughs back at his unit. Classic.

[@ItzArsenal402]

How’d you find out about this seal that was recording ?? You can’t finish off this story like that 😂

[@MrDlt123]

@@ItzArsenal402 LOL. Lots of college students record their notes in-class. Anyway, I was talking about my jump school experience toward the end of class and the SEAL casually mentioned his jump school - with the fake SEAL sitting right there. So I asked him a couple of things that only a real SEAL woud know and he nailed it. You could practically walk on the air in that classroom when everyone realized fake SEAL had been outed. Serves him right.

[@ItzArsenal402]

Darrin Nunyah lmao, thank you for responding and in depth too 👍

[@BigKSlam]

I'm the actual SEAL from your class, can't talk now, escaping whites

[@MrDlt123]

@@BigKSlam LOL.

[@x-75hurricane65]

So many really funny comments about this idjit...just the laff I needed after all the covid blah, blah, blah over the past 18 months! Cheers from Aotearoa NZ.

[@alwazetranztaft3686]

My uncle was a seal in Vietnam. He served his country with honor. He was thin framed and a total badass.

[@realist-2024]

How any man can steal valor is beyond me...truly disquisting!

[@EldeLDorELLEN]

Typical americunt Can’t be happy with saying the Purple Heart You see them all the time on these videos They probably start off a PFC but then that doesn’t boost their ego enough so the medals increase in valour and the ranks do too

[@stone65037]

Cat Likepizza Gaming I like being a private

[@weirdo1060]

Stolen Valor is often from narcissism. Military is a prestigious part of US society. Special Operations are the most famous and elite within service. Some want benefit without actually serving in uniform or want to lie about non-combat support role since it is not as well known

[@user-jw8yh6yq1p]

@right back at ya Go burn in hell you Islamic fuck.

[@andrewherndon4367]

right back at ya you’re just a pussy

[@numericbin9983]

I can vouch for that guy. He was my go to dive buddy when we went on an all you can eat buffet. Best food guzzler I ever met

[@redfield1007]

I was a navy seal. I fought in world war 4.

[@ninjahayden34]

I was part of of the space force and I fought in the interplanetary war. Yes I was in special forces. I appreciate your service.

[@Sarbet888]

This is a funny story, specially the part where she said " you are sitting in the middle of Africa......with a sociopath "

[@sud6646]

Lol shits insane

[@wildbill31]

Oh dont worry your little head over it we got the message and will be adjusting the cia satellites very soon lol i would have just laughed lol

[@lockoutking9233]

Why the fuck don’t these scum bags get arrested it is a crime.

[@tubebility]

Bunch of greedy bastards, only have themselves to blame. He told them what ever they wanted to hear, and they ate it all up with dollar signs in their eyes. But now they want talk trash behind his back, about being a sociopath? Hahahaha. The other guy was right about his story being outrageous, but they were too greedy to even care. Half a billion? Yeah right! He should have sent them to the North Pole instead of Africa, Hahahahah! Simply hilarious.

[@Killz0mbies]

Yeah, most of them are sociopaths there

[@krauser8429]

I'm,not a seal but I took the trash out in a t shirt in winter once

[@FrankLoon]

He served his country for 30 years, across 4 continents, and on 3 different gaming consoles?! *Thank you for your service, sir!*

[@dingaring6257]

I grantee this guy was running and gunning during the holy crusades

[@DexLoke]

This deserves so much more upvotes. Omg lmao.

[@dingaring6257]

DexLoke i eat testicles for extra sperm

[@XAspectRatioX]

“Grantee”

[@bustabusta7676]

@@dingaring6257 what the shit

[@MrAlwaysRight]

I'm not a Navy Seal but I taught myself how to fart underwater and not make bubbles.

[@TheMightyLou]

Zippitty22 L O L

[@nofme]

Ahahahhaha

[@lambert5855]

Hay we have a turtle in Australia that can breathe through its arse.

[@CA-qr6kz]

Yep, right into the rebreather system. SNIFFF

[@VietnamWarShorts]

Wtf lol

[@schoolshooter609]

I served on a 30 member team in battlefield 4...28 died... I was one that died

[@cyberpunk9763]

RIP comrade!

[@stevenrobino6717]

Thank for your service, you will be remembered.

[@NONESHALLPASS1066]

I served with him in the 501st during the siege of mandalore.

[@TheVagolfer]

I have never been in the military, however, I have great respect for who they are and what they have done. I would rather die than insult them by impersonating one of them.

[@Ranjeero]

TheVagolfer my dad was in the army not military though

[@Ranjeero]

TheVagolfer and he had a bullet go right bye his head and he had a bomb blow up under his truck but he hasn’t lost limbs and he’s just fine

[@emilpanchev8889]

Fuck em right in the pussy! Bunch of brainwashed guys fighting for imaginary freedom.

[@tashayork4200]

@@emilpanchev8889 really

[@aabb-zz9uw]

Every man has to go there it is not one's choice. Refusing to do so results in jail and ruining rest of life.

[@DREDOG1967]

I'm on a Tom Clancy Ghost recon Wildlands team. I'm currently on a mission in Bolivia.

[@harrison01ht]

Andre Morris haha me too, I had conflict with the predator

[@foreveragainOK]

I'm currently on recon, mission hot stuff in China cities. It's all undercover.

[@akumaclangod]

Andre Morris I trade it for monster hunter you should bro!!!

[@halkeye20]

Jlowkzz you too

[@OmegaMan2525]

I recently rescued Sam Fisher, from the unidad.

[@RightAway87]

Anyone who's ever served in the military can tell he hasn't served a day by the way he handles and shoots weapons.

[@markwalker8604]

RightAway87 That was obvious.

[@kylesmyth8097]

I've been in the military and have very little training with firearms. Probably touched handguns a dozen times, never a rifle or shotgun.

[@RightAway87]

@@kylesmyth8097 Let me be more specific, Army and Marines can tell. I was Army and regardless of our MOS we were required to qualify on all US small arms every few months as active duty.

[@pillgrimm]

Literally one handed sniping

[@carrot1_1]

or the way his lips look

[@adamarmstrong6646]

This is nearly impossible to do these days because it’s so much easier now to check up on people’s history, I don’t think it used to be as easy back then to check up on people’s past but it makes me wonder for centuries how many people have gotten away with stuff like this

[@Blahde]

I am a NAVY W.A.L.R.U.S.

[@raze9havoc649]

And I'm Santa Clause.😂😂😂😂. Lol

[@daviddowling3583]

yeah and im a navy w.h.a.l.e.

[@Blahde]

Which is like the Slowest of the slow...:-)

[@anihtgenga4096]

Well, goo goo gajoob.

[@KingKrow.]

I'm a navy T u n a

[@K3VIN21]

I just won 4 medal of honors just watching this video

[@K3VIN21]

@COOLKID909876 really !

[@katarishigusimokirochepona6611]

Lol

[@ej2659]

Anyone who starts off the conversation by saying "I'm an ex Navy SEAL" is not an ex Navy SEAL.

[@judsonkr]

Indeed.

[@KidPlaid]

E J I'm an ex navy seal. Served 14 tours and won 37 bronze stars. I don't bring it up often but I wear my medals to McDonald's every weekend.

[@jarrodyuki7081]

never underestimate journalists and never give them sensitive information about yourself they're professionals at revealing your history and identity.

[@gummywurm889]

Nah he legit he’s the most tactical guy on my Rainbow six squad no way he’s a fake!

[@alexuh55]

As a clone trooper I am offended

[@skyelark155]

BOE20 you too ??

[@dangen4]

one year late but made my day :D

[@ring2652]

dangen4 omg me too 😂

[@morganconnett8625]

dangen4 Me too.

[@Nomad416]

As a member of the Mobile Infantry and highly decorated (as in, I ran the fastest when things went bad) veteran of the Battle of Klendathu, I'm aghast.

[@WDLC1911]

The he handled the pistol was a dead giveaway...

[@TylerLL2112]

WDLC1911 Agreed. Anyone who shoots would call BS.

[@DutchBane]

WDLC1911 as a weapon n00b could you tell me what he does wrong? I really do not have any idea and would like to know. Thanks!

[@mywereldza]

He had a cup and saucer grip on the pistol. That has not been used in like forever. The correct and more stable grip is the thumbs forward grip. If he had ANY firearms experience he would not be shooting cup and saucer.

[@dougjohnsonbushcraftandbjj5561]

He pulled the trigger, the gun shot.

[@midtownauto12]

if i remember correctly his spent shell cassings were hitting the person he was walking beside

[@straycat1674]

Do you know, I've worked with people from the teams a few times. Most of the time the last thing you'll hear them do is brag. Hell I'm a vet myself and the last thing you hear most vets do is talk about their service. And the truth is what people need to realize it's not that difficult to verify if somebody was on the teams.

[@bojanglesobrien6883]

I’m trying to forget I ever enlisted in the first place 😂

[@tannerfry2415]

I wonder what would happen if he got in a room of REAL true hero's.. Real Navy Seals. let him explain himself to them. Wouldn't be pretty.

[@mrrequenes6222]

Imagine the seal Marcus luttrel

[@johnnybloggs2494]

Tanner Fry You mean like when those 'Real heroes' got their asses kicked in Vietnam, Iraq & Afghanistan by stone age tribes? ;->

[@roadboss7057]

Johnny Bloggs When? The NVA and Vietcong lost over 1,000,000 troops KIA to the U.S. LOL! The U.S. kicked the shit out of Iraq and Afghanistan. The Iraqi military is still scared shitless of combat to this day... Wasn't so in '89 was it? Gee what happened to them that made them sooooo scared?

[@johnnybloggs2494]

Road Boss It is not the Iraqi or Afghani or Vietnamese military who drove a nosy nelly who had no business in his country out, but it was a starved but determined insurgent. He drove you out in-spite the US having every conceivable technological advantage & more. Remember these are stone age peoples. They accept death for their cause in the millions as martyrdom. Like the Russians in WW2, they can afford those casualties & keep fighting. Cowards slinging bombs from drones at 20,000ft are still cowards. ;) Even in Vietnam, you should read 'Col. David Hackworth's "About Face" Here are a few LOST battles- Battle of Ap Bac, Jan 1963, The Sinking of the USNS Card, Battle of Dong Xoai, Sapper Attack on Da Nang Airbase, Iron Hand Air Strikes, The Battle of Ia Drang, Battle for LZ Albany, Operation Paul Revere IV ......I could go on here. In all these (& more) the VietCong achieved their stated goals while the US military failed. It is not how many died (unlike you they embrace death) but whose goals have been achieved, both military & political. The US failed in both while they achieved ALL theirs.Vietnam is ruled by the VietCong. Iraq is under ISIS. The Afghan govt has started 'peace talks' with the Taliban where they already control more than half of Afghanistan. Sounds like DEFEAT to me. They won all those goals spawning hatred for the West. That's political loss. Insult over injury.

[@johnnybloggs2494]

***** Read just this part." think the Vietnamese goal was to drive Americans out & rule their own country in a Communist system. The American goal was to 'stem the tide of Communist dictatorships' I don't see capitalism in Vietnam. But I do see that not only have Americans been driven out" I think you can handle only that much.

[@philjohnson9372]

I served in the US navy for 4 years as a Seabee after high school and can tell you that there are a lot of wanna be veterans everywhere you go. I would ask this guy for a few pictures, where his home base was and a VA card that most veterans end up getting when they are older. Very sad that these pathetic people lie and try to make themselves seem like they once had a purpose in life!

[@simpleton8660]

So he fought for the Jews in Egypt with God in the early years of human history

[@madingahmar4420]

shadowsamuri 1011 and was with Gods angels when satan betrayed God

[@elliotwoo6127]

I heard he defeated the CEO of racism

[@Kpob03]

He laid down suppressing fire while Moses parted the Red Sea during the Exodus

[@madingahmar4420]

Kpob03 🤣🤣🤣 I died right there

[@Ftfwjdndfjw]

I did. Of course in a past life though. Obviously.

[@twstf8905]

"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." ---Voltaire 1765

[@pcblah]

"He's a big guy" 4U

[@josephgomez5656]

hahaha

[@greyhound4204]

what did he mean with that?

[@pcblah]

grey hound I SAID NOTHING

[@pcblah]

+Zero K Joker It would be extremely discomforting.

[@xtraqt3840]

All I gotta say is Bravo Nolan