Funny, Crazy, Hilarious Auditions | America's Got Talent

[@jasonbaker1001]

The Sword Swollower and Sophia can do a show together. The chemistry was great.

[@enderflames9669]

i know right, they know how to keep an audience entertained. Feels like it could be straight out of a show

[@boredweegie553]

yup he could have her swallow his sword

[@wioi]

I agree with you! She made the act so much fun

[@ethanbloom8033]

I just want to be the napkin

[@carriev3307]

It was great!!

[@neuro_pace4202]

The sword swallower is HILARIOUS 😂

[@maksphoto78]

So is Sofia. I cried tears of laughter!

[@markedly1013]

When he coughed, I died.

[@neliaferreira9983]

Good-looking too.

[@DRAK0NK1Ng]

ik right he made the act 100X better

[@hazellloyd-kj8fv]

She fricked it up😂

[@amiemariecreative163]

"I'm a sword swallower.... as if you didn't know that already" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prince_kamal]

😂😂😂😂Now i know

[@stumpyalex503]

​@@prince_kamal And knowing is half the battle

[@stacysmom6101]

Omg, that one got past me until I saw it typed

[@m.k.wallner3145]

Contestant: "Sophia, can I please use you". Sophia: "I am not going to swallow anything".

[@THEMOCU]

😂😂😂

[@erickaterega7002]

😂😂😂😂 comment I've been looking for

[@m.k.wallner3145]

@@erickaterega7002 well, I guess I am good for something :)

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

@@m.k.wallner3145 Lol

[@ms.feisty456]

The peanut allergy joke was so funny 🤣😂. He did a great job and sadly he is right young people don't like old people or respect them. I show the utmost respect for my elders because of how I was raised and one day it will be a privilege to get to be that age. Some just don't make it. He did well.

[@saupin002]

Enlighten me please about driving behind old people and him showing the back of his bald head, then the second one: about peanut allergy, choking & gagging. Big thanksssss

[@ms.feisty456]

@@saupin002 Not sure what you are talking about but ok.

[@neliaferreira9983]

What you talking about? Old people are respected just fine. Some aren't, sure, but that has always been that way. But most people are decent human beings.

[@MrPenguin117]

@@saupin002In short: 1: Old people drive slow as hell. It’s a fact, you cannot disagree. I love old people very much, they are dear to my heart, but it’s true. And the bald head is just saying that they are old not really anything other then that. 2: The Peanut allergy is not an actual peanut allergy. He is referring to a man’s nuts and balls and how a women is “allergic” to them when it’s important later in life, if you know what I mean. It’s a pretty funny joke. Does that help? Lol.

[@DanielKieft-ju3ek]

How can you hate old people we are all gonna get old show some respect for your elders

[@filimonelesuma5338]

The Peanut joke was so hilarious

[@jack-eminor1135]

can you explain it?

[@maksphoto78]

We NEED the sword swallower and Sofia to do their own show

[@markdaugherty6318]

👁️ agree with u because Sophia so funny when she. Start talking even when 👁️ watch the rerun of modern family

[@MyDadsYouTube]

"That's a routine" XD Howie

[@GarciaSteer]

These people's are hilarious, and funny. I love them. 😆👏😆

[@scienceclubs6466]

peanut allergy 🤣

[@carlosmendoza2016]

"You are going to get acid reflux" sophia vergara with the sword swallowe😂

[@plaunchescobar2866]

😂😂😂😂😌🤣 can’t stop laughing .

[@LisaLumusic]

I want a thumb up from Simon

[@authorfabu]

Just loved the old man soon as he came out😂

[@123leemur]

Sophia said ‘ you’re gonna get acid reflux ‘ 😂

[@ani2756]

The last guy was really funny 😆

[@amira-vk6kr]

I love this show I'm from Somalia 🇸🇴

[@amira-vk6kr]

🤣👰‍♀️💍🧑‍💼

[@gadbuchianga5118]

How's Somalia our neighbors? @Kenya

[@julial3758]

Pride week :) I think the sword swallower swallow more than just swords :)

[@happybaak]

Hahahha.. Sofia is the best!

[@ironfistgaming8945]

Heidi : The acts that happen when i dont go :

[@jasmijnariel]

*what if i push it?!* will be in the history books forever

[@albertlkv]

The best act was certainly Sophia!

[@JesusisGodandKingofkimgs]

Have you ever lied, stolen, used God's name in vain, looked wuth lust? if so you need to repent today and Believe in Jesus Christ to save you from Hell and go to heaven instead

[@tannira]

Wow!

[@phntmsims]

How do you apply for America’s got talent?

[@phntmsims]

@Mini Manson are you trying to get me to join Charles Mansons cult over KZbin lmao

[@GamersxCreww]

Super

[@jasimmohammad8510]

Among the ways to solve problems: (Whatever health, social or financial) 1. Continuous daily charity even a little 2. Repetitive supplication anyway (two words) Oh Lord bless me, Lord heal me, Lord spend my religion. 3. Kiss your father and mother's hand every day, even once. 4. Morning and Evening Prayers . (Mention of God ) 5. Forgiveness ( of God ) while continuing. 6. Repeat..there is no power and no strength but Allah. 7. Prayers to the Prophet while continuing. 8. Read Surat Al-Baqarah daily, even if it is by mobile phone, even if it is intermittent in stages. 9. Humanitarian aid and supplication afterwards. [The meaning of this paragraph is (benevolence to creation) whether it is a human being or an irrational being cat or sparrow]. 10. Duha prayer four rak'ahs. 11 . Two units of prayer of need... with the intention of (healing / marriage / sustenance) repeat it every day. 12. Al-Raqiya Al-Shari'a - by yourself - from it - To read Surat Al-Ikhlas or Al-Fatihah or something else on the Water and drink..every day even once. And you will see good and pleasant results, God willing These are all tried and true in real life... and there are people who adhere to them And reap a lot of good results... And it is not a requirement that you do it all... Take from it What suits your situation and condition.. even if I stuck with one paragraph of it, and I won.. May God grant you success... God bless our Prophet Muhammad and his family and companions . Do not forget us from the good prayers .

[@shayankhan9843]

wao ❤️

[@AhmedHassan-ed5ue]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@feroseecamina6037]

whenever I see loudermilk my brain was like "Markiplier is that you?!" because of he's pink hair qwq

[@kaboocha6476]

Is that the actor or f terry from Brooklyn 99

[@paulflorence3722]

Yeah. How are you doing today Kate

[@adanneawom1852]

The swords guy matter

[@Deadaccountnolongeravailable]

I ALWAYS WANT MORE PARMESAN🥹 BUT IM EMBERRASED😔

[@janeillaboswell7680]

2024, anyone?

[@saraolinearbogen8118]

Yes

[@vinceandpassionalways4741]

Yes

[@Blobbity]

Me also the first guy looks like the one actor in the walking dead

[@Num1sleeper]

Yep

[@Cornsyrupisgood]

NPC ahh comment

[@aaronelijahcolyer]

wow he's 80 and starting a new career, I'm impressed, he's funny too

[@jamieanderson6222]

Back in 1998 I worked with an 80 plus year old man in a factory worked with him for 2 years I felt sorry for him I thought he had to work so I asked him why are you still working he laughed naw I want to work I am retired 24 years from the army then 20 years from the post office I work here because I love to work

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

@@jamieanderson6222 My mom is 76 and still works. She's worked at the same elementary school for 38 years and she's dreading the day she has to quit because she really does love it.

[@kamohelomichelle1758]

He totally finished me...🤣🤣🤣

[@KyleGK01]

I'm curious, is there more comedy videos from him?

[@aaronelijahcolyer]

@@KyleGK01 not that I've seen

[@OfentseMwaseFilms]

Is there any video where I can listen for an hour of Sophia talking? She's Hilarious

[@swagdaddy9484]

sophia vergara compilation

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

I love her.

[@AnawanaFavour]

Sofia*

[@Inspirationmotivationalquotes2]

I lovvvveeeeeee her 😍🥰😁😁😂😂

[@brewthebeer6344]

Modern family

[@Mr.potato51]

The sword swallower should do some standup comedy too

[@estherbangura1291]

Loved the peanut allergy joke, and Sophia's act with the sword swallower, gosh that was so funny 😂

[@IndigoAngel1448]

I think he enjoyed that 👀😂

[@enhancehealth9489]

I didn't get it 😢as I am not native speaker

[@sillyfloofer]

the sword swallower's personality fit the act so well

[@rosievasquez4378]

That old man is awesome he's brilliant he's a brilliant comedian

[@mercuryabroad4259]

The sword guys face when Simon asks which one is the top one 😂 ⚔️

[@abnanayaw]

Yeah it’s like Simon wanted to punish him

[@IndigoAngel1448]

💀

[@josephtazioli9619]

I lost it..... "what if I kill you? -"you were the wrong choice"

[@BornNoU]

The fact that Sofia had a tissue in her dress top 🤣

[@maksphoto78]

She has a couple more things down there.

[@hiabunrii]

@@maksphoto78 stop being weird maybe??

[@charlenegriffis5900]

Ty Barnett is hilarious! He has the stage presence and looks comfortable bringing us laughter! Love him!

[@overseasninja.9526]

Ik we all seen Sophia pull out a tissue from her chest 😂😂

[@theobscureninja3223]

Howie Mandel - “that’s a routine” Made me chuckle

[@Forby08]

Winning at any age is incredible 🙌🏽

[@Allantoss]

and he didn't disappoint!

[@NicolesProductions]

You’re dope for saying that

[@alexanderabrashev1366]

@@Allantoss i beg to differ

[@Rich-lb2ip]

The most talented person here is...Sophia

[@siren_theperson3475]

So true!

[@Diegorrr3]

Can I hire the sword swallower to teach my girlfriend?

[@laneynoir2822]

The way my mouth fell open when I realized 😭😂😭

[@hiabunrii]

I’m sure ull never get a gf lmfao

[@dukemetzger3784]

I love that sword swallower! He was funny!

[@fluffy8501]

Sofia is such a funny women love her alot

[@kenmaroley8027]

it feels like it's stuck in there.. and simon can't stop laughing. but this one killed

[@ArmybedSWEAT]

The sword guy is a master

[@jawharatouarzazate]

🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋

[@mrml1346]

Hii where are you from

[@officaldejavu9366]

Hello

[@smile-hp2pk]

We know that

[@wasantha7682]

Three in one go ... Amazing ....

[@kimtai]

Winning in any age is incredible

[@a.k2828]

Tskydea by kdy jh eamdm

[@nomad9598]

Sophia is insanely beautiful inside and out

[@nomad9598]

@bilishu aliss I have no idea, sorry

[@Inspirationmotivationalquotes2]

Yeaahhhhh i love her 😍 she's so funny

[@martincolvill5453]

Gotta love and support a fellow seasoned citizen. So much life experience to screw up and make funny. "I choke and gag." Simon did just that with his drink if you caught that.

[@cosmicpussy-cat2528]

omg I don’t know if that was a typo or not ‘cause I have never seen anyone refer to the elderly as “seasoned citizens” but either way it’s forever locked into my vocabulary now lmfaooo that’s too damn good 😂

[@martincolvill5453]

@cosmicpussy-cat2528 Nope, not a typo. I can't take credit for it as I heard someone else use it and borrowed it from there. It is appropriate for some of us used to life riding us hard and putting us up, wet.

[@haize349]

“you’re gonna get acid reflux” took me outttt

[@etsahharris9659]

The sword swallower is very talented in interacting with the audience, even tho that was not his act all. That was all improvised

[@maksphoto78]

Seriously?

[@etsahharris9659]

@maksphoto78 yes, yes it was

[@elsnacko7922]

That last guy literally had Simon laughing out loud. That's a first for me! I never seen that!

[@seankullavanijaya7419]

It’s funny because the first one was talking about building up tolerant for penis allergy and the second one happens to be about swallowing swords…

[@andreaquintero5921]

Que vulgaridad más respeto por favor

[@sivayamsiva9343]

Very impressive performance congratulations 🙏

[@leelaangel1445]

The 80 year old man 🤣🤣🤣😍❤️❤️

[@sirdon9705]

'she said I'd start chocking and ......' Mom in the audience: covers daughter's eyes. 😂😂😂😂

[@motherrrussiaa4417]

6:56 Was the funniest

[@jawharatouarzazate]

I hope to see my vidéos

[@karishort1891]

I love Simon! And, I love this show ❤️

[@ICr4zyI]

For anyone who thinks the sword trick is fake, your wrong. It is most definitely real, the person just has to expand their throat and esophagus

6:11 SUS MOMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 (you know what I mean but I am not sussy, I just saw that moment for my first time that she did that a closed hand + motion on AGT. And She- sh- d-id -did. .. …. you know? But I am not going to say that. 🥶).

[@keiron.4612]

I wanted to see more of the last guy he was funny

[@joebroski1295]

Not really

[@keiron.4612]

@@joebroski1295 I agree he definitely wouldn't wanna see you🤭

[@joshchacko7729]

@@keiron.4612 Name? Anyone?

[@rachealakinpelu7322]

I must be high when the guy said he was going into pharmacy. I hrd drugs 😂

[@playgames12346]

Sofia definitivamente é a pior pessoa pra se chamar para cima do palco 😂😂😂😂

[@vangavr6885]

is sofia put a tissue from her chest 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JustArkon]

The sword guy is a master

[@michaellbryan8563]

Now this is so unreal with the 2nd act and it's just so cool anyway.

[@legendimmortal1989]

Sofia sexiest judge 😍😍😍

[@chasidomino4397]

I absolutely love Brett Loudermilk!! ❤️😂

[@joeyap6774]

Sofia can I please use you That was extremely sus

[@maksphoto78]

Only a gay person can get away with that.

[@Gozuw]

Sofia is so really beautiful

[@lifewithmea1633]

This man have me cracking up 😆😆😆😆

[@srijitpatil1036]

Swords are collapsible If you know you know 😏

[@astronomy1.0]

I love Sophia...good lawd!!

[@maksphoto78]

Sofia Vergara - "I'm not gonna swallow anything!"

[@danibecker3911]

I stopped breathing at the sword swallower. Almost fainted at the end.

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

I gagged a little everytime he inserted a sword.

[@charissarobieson4560]

Why can't the sword swallower pick one from the audience? One of them was so eager!!

[@olu7926]

Exactly

[@TailorK9]

He was probably told that he cannot use an audience member for liability reasons.

[@ayrikadavis8680]

When Simon asked "would you like Sofia back on stage?" Was it just me or did his voice crack?

[@maksphoto78]

He, he was %100 sarcastic.

[@alexisbutler5650]

The second guy reminded me of my math teacher. Same personality and they even sound the same

[@THEMOCU]

Lmao sword guy’s hilarious 😂😂

[@jofoster1596]

All really excellent acts

[@SkyGFee]

I didn't think that first man was 80!!! WOW... He looks SO YOUNG

[@Bigdaddy-tb6ij]

5:03 for all my mates enjoy

[@yapjohn19]

Hahahaha the swords shallow was very funny !!!

[@03jeff21]

The sword guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mariacecilia3853]

Ela acredita que ele engoliu a espada? Não pode ser... 😉

[@tabathastaples7884]

Shepherd's Chapel Network !!!!!!! Do you have the Gift / Spiritual Discernment ???????

[@elevatedemotions4548]

Was going to ask why you don't upload full episodes but neither does American Idol

[@exquiste5600]

Sword thing was so amazing😯😮😮😯😲

[@KdogOfficial_]

I didn't know Dale from The Walking Dead went on AGT🤣🤣🤣

[@SultanBenhadi]

How many accidents have occurred due to the tradition of swallowing daggers? Why should children see this? Why do you force them to do harm? 😢

[@starlinenabeel4580]

Tha😅😅was funny The sword shallower 😂😂

[@starlinenabeel4580]

Do mind my English 😅😅

[@rickparker679]

Sophia sure does "bounce" when she runs .

[@marcelrietdijk5968]

He's very funny ; greetings from The Netherlands.............

[@d-dogultimates6078]

Man the peanut allergy 😅😅😅😅

[@JesusisGodandKingofkimgs]

Have you ever lied, stolen, used God's name in vain, looked wuth lust? if so you need to repent today and Believe in Jesus Christ to save you from Hell and go to heaven instead

[@newmaigamingzone3021]

I wanna see the sword though😄