Comic Ali Siddiq Jokes About Dating - Bring The Funny (Finale)

[@blackbruja5737]

Ali deserves more credit ! NETFLIX needs to give him a special already

[@Lindsey4939]

Seriously

[@arafatullahnur4596]

watch his bigger than this bars special

[@blackbruja5737]

Arafat Ullah I’ll do that , thank you

[@nasirfadhiyare5060]

True

[@lesleyd2448]

Exactly!

[@vicjames3256]

He's too great for this show.

[@bctdmarketingdesign675]

Victor Rodriguez lol big facts.

[@Damnitjim7]

deserves to be a bigger star, love Ali. Hey Mitchell....

[@Thranotheoneandonly]

So was Randy

[@brawlnation5194]

And look who judges were....

[@ladybhive1210]

A Sword is expensive he has a sword! 😄

[@KidsTheseDays]

Ali is the best sit-down...stand-up comedian we know.

[@dontpanic9261]

Marc maron.

[@gravityking]

I stopped listening the second he sat down on the job.

[@dontpanic9261]

@@SuperAdam2468 I agree my friend.

[@Walklikelions]

@@dontpanic9261 lmao Maron is a hack. Trash. Full of himself with no comedy to back it up.

[@SKUNK_The_underdog]

This dude is like a 4 or 5 not even close to great

[@TinaMo4Sho]

I wonder if Mitchell is watching this...👀👀👀🤣🤣🤣

[@mitchm2126]

He is

[@KijijiSanaa]

@@mitchm2126 LMAO Mitchelllllllllll

[@briannthompson7049]

I get it!!!

[@IAM1OUTOF60]

Mustafa and Alamein is watching

[@VictorFreeMusic]

This ain't gone be good

[@timiakinbo2282]

Was disappointed to see him on here. Dude is far better than 98% of comedians in the world

[@kebataliam496]

Exposure never hurts

[@TheDEAisWatching]

He did it for the exposure

[@timiakinbo2282]

I agree but when a fast professional runner has to run at a high school race to get noticed then maybe something is wrong. No disrespect but K Hart has nothing on this dude

[@timiakinbo2282]

The beauty of his talent lies in the storytelling. Never listened to him without seeing exactly what he is talking about. Very good storyteller without any forcefulness!

[@dik2bik]

His act doesn't feel forced either. Like he was just born funny

[@Obese_QUIS]

GUYS, WE ALL KNOW HE'S TOO GREAT FOR THIS SHOW BUT, THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL LAYING THE FOUNDATION, THE GROUND WORK FOR THE MAINSTREAM I.E. TV SHOWS, NETFLIX SPECIALS, VOICE OVERS, WRITING GIGS. HE'S GOOD UNDERGROUND. THE MAN IS NOW TRYING TO GET HIS PAPER. JUST KEEP SUPPORTING AND WATCH HIM WORK......

[@obatalaosun2222]

Bingo !!

[@IzzyTrillz]

Relax big dawg, these caps mad aggressive.

[@iskyj]

Next time, maybe no barbecue souce chicken wings near the computer keyboard, eh? ;) Especially, on its left.

[@leemiggels6370]

AMEN🙏🙏

[@realrobh]

My question is... was the waiter Mexican, and did he have on boots?

[@Pimping9167]

Priceless 🙃😭😂

[@farisasmith7109]

🤣🤣🤣🤣!

[@sha8921]

😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@jarrardcarpenter6905]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mrlee7328]

Stop 😂😂😂😂

[@YahshuaTheObserver]

I do think he’s better than this show.... however I’m glad that he’s getting attention nationwide now.

[@projectbiscuits8777]

Gotta have some haters😏

[@sijuvk]

*worldwide

[@JachAnen]

@@sijuvk To be fair, these kind of shows only makes them popular nationwide and it usually stays that way, especially if they win it. But yeah, his videos on KZbin are getting around, as I'm not American and got it recommended because I watched a bunch of stand-up shows recently.

[@theandroidgamer2001]

He be killing stand up sitting down 🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@Mel.0709.]

Ok

[@Szaisthatyou]

i love him he really cracks me up😂 ever since MEXICANS GOT ON BOOTS

[@vadaski5038]

Drop the snap

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ericdavis2928]

Mexican got on boots I need a knife lol

[@howsway3862]

Literally took my comment from me years before I knew I was gonna put it 😂😂😂

[@Szaisthatyou]

@@howsway3862 😂😂😂 it’s a form of telepathy

[@EntertainmentFan11]

He's the only one of my favorites left. America, if you want Ali to win, vote for him!

[@blackbruja5737]

PowerRangersFan I didn’t know this was a vote on show. How can I vote for him

[@EntertainmentFan11]

@@blackbruja5737 Voting's been closed since Wednesday morning. You're too late.

[@melsonleon]

He was robbed, clearly was the funniest person on show 💯

[@geeksquad2575]

For everybody asking why is he on the show...it's called promotion. He's good and some might say great but he's promoting himself and his brand. He's on a major network and a big stage and that'll get him more attention to those that are watching and grow his fan base.

[@flintstone208]

Why is Ali Siddiq even on this show? He likely has more comedic skills snd experience than anyone in the building INCLUDING JUDGES.

[@seamac206]

You mean he’s more talented than CHRISSY TEGAN?

[@glocom3764]

New exposure does not hurt

[@tomball8092]

A lot of the others have already had comedy careers; like JK Stufios

[@arandaholley1719]

He has that old school natural talent.

[@dominique4432]

You right and that is freakin crazy to me

[@dwigs]

Why is he being judged on a show and he's a established comedian? 🤔🤔

[@insomthegreat]

He want the beast behind him.

[@belindakirkwood1365]

He’s probably trying to get his name out 2 a larger demographic of ppl , but he’s fantastic!

[@candycesaturday7218]

insomthegreat bingo

[@AYellowSun]

Exposure. It does make a difference on that check.

[@clumsiii]

i didn't even know he did this but watched this vid before finding your comment kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGbYk4idfM2ri7s --- > for the exposure. But damn Ali! amazing every time

[@YelloDuzzit]

First of all, fam came onto the stage and sat down... And I am enthralled!

[@jarionmcgee1654]

I feel like he’s being disrespected by having his set timed. Lol

[@jerico80]

Maybe they asked him to join to bring ratings up cause that's almost an insult having him being judged by jeff foxworthy, kenan, and ....not sure who the others are. This dude too real for this.

[@mrs.camilliajones3560]

She’s a model and wife of John legend.. she has a great personality and funny.. but not on a level where she’s done a set in front of thousands of people and succeeded so I’m thrown as to why she’s judging anyone doing stand up

[@RevealedFilms]

@@mrs.camilliajones3560 so basically just an influencer 🙄

[@horrorfilmscholar]

Ali is SOOO UNDERRATED, He deserves more screen time.

[@ciswagg11]

I'm starting to like very much Ali Siddiq .. He's funny as hell 😂😂😂

[@Reecemay87]

All I wanna know is.... Did 👏🏾 he 👏🏾 win 👏🏾???? He is hilarious!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@kennetho2499]

"They watching me!" 😂🤣

[@MichaelEMJAYJohnson]

"Take ma keys, get yo purse....and get outta here!!!"

[@mongrelgtv]

I still don't get it

[@karanjamutahi5250]

Someone please ruin the joke by explaining it to me

[@linaluv215]

I need someone to explain the ending. "Everytime she got up, I looked at her" Whats the joke though?

[@royaltyent6727]

Lina Luv so she would be too nervous to leave

[@ANGELSLVME]

Lina Luv I didn’t get it either????

[@aldenbynum742]

NBC, Ali Siddiq has kind of a cult following. It’s us who know Mitchell and CeCe. And many more things. We know certain phrases from Ali specials on Comedy Central. It’s crazy. #ThisNotGoingBeGoodMitchell

[@somalipirate3291]

Looooool

[@Damnitjim7]

Hey Mitchell....

[@aldenbynum742]

P 7 ‘Get ready to go to 4 building’

[@tracyemerson3658]

What kind of knife do I need for a riot? LoL

[@MsEssTee]

"How you gon' get in trouble??? You daddy!"

[@centaur70]

The dude is brilliant. My new favorite comic since seeing him on this show. First time I've seen or heard or him was on this show. Love his demeanor and how he goes about telling the joke. Genius.

[@IamTiaB]

See, and while everyone is complaining about him being on this show we got somebody that sees him for the first time!

[@AceGreene]

I'm always surprised when I see comics that have been in the game for DECADES on these shows like they're trying to get their first break.

[@shiestysean]

Ace Greene exposure

[@joe.limbus]

Ali siddiq's best material isn't tv friendly and this was still better than any tonight show comedian lol

[@callmemayhem6366]

Hoping he gets that netflix soon man. Congrats to this brother and im glad to see him getting the shine he deserves 👍🏾 keep going!

[@trez4681]

I pray homie gets what he deserves cause he's really a living legend. crazy thing is i feel like he's just getting started.

[@extremeplayes573]

Facts. Most underrated comedian. All his material is funny as hell

[@jonathanbennett6005]

He’s more talented than anyone on that stage ...

[@Lexyboogie]

Love Ali but this show is totally beneath his level of talent.

[@Buflo_Red]

Ha... Still learning I see!

[@gordonjones4104]

Definitely one of the best I've ever seen.

[@DigitalDuelist]

It's great to see him blowing up! Hes been one of my top 5 for years now. The Mitchell story is AMAZING!

[@pamelajett4095]

I really love his truth in a comedian outlook!

[@alburnett75]

Ali Siddiq is an amazing comedian. Love everything he does

[@belindakirkwood1365]

The waiter was pure evil 😂😂😂😂!

[@MSSTOKES80]

Ali is one of my favorite comedians. He’s already an established comedian with a broad loyal following. I hope him being on this show exposed him to new fans that wouldn’t have otherwise listened to him or his style of comedy.

[@deeqcadexl]

Ali is the best, period .

[@ricaivory6571]

"Take my keys, get yo purse, and get outta here" you ain't got to tell me twice 😂 I woulda been in the car with it pulled out already like hurry up and jump in so we can go 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 waiter woulda looked at me and I woulda just smiled back at him lmao.

[@AllSeeingEyeTarot]

I didn't get it. How was he able to tell her loyalty? She was dumb as shyt of anything

[@preshizpink4340]

Beep Beep see ya LATER!🤣👋🏽

[@ladybhive1210]

"They watching me!" 😄

[@MrAntd1]

He's been doing it for years! He needs a Netflix special

[@jasmainjasmain2906]

So glad to see him in person, can’t wait for a special… I know it’s coming 💝💝💝

[@debbiegreen9514]

He's hilarious!! For me it's a tie between him and Tacarra. I want both to win!!

[@DeShawnOliver]

Debbie Green definitely! I’d be happy if either wins

[@debbiegreen9514]

@@DeShawnOliver It's too close to call them so I hope it's a tie

[@TOTHETOMBANDBACKGAMING]

I'm a simple human.. I see Ali and I click. Makes my life that much better 😁

[@romenepink2158]

All he had to do was walk in, sit down, sip, and say "hey" for me to smash that like button 😌

[@JadeDragon407]

Ali is great. He can tell a story in such a way you feel like you're right there seeing it in person; that's a talent going by the wayside in today's social media world. Got a feeling there was no "next date" after this fo-sixty business.

[@jarnettamcabee9632]

THIS MAN IS FREAKING HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I AM WATCHING EVERY SHOW!

[@MisterTingles]

one of the funniest stand ups workin

[@samuelDWIZZ]

I love this guy. He's funny as hell. I hope Netflix gives him a show

[@stephanieharries7746]

😂😅 I like how he builds the story

[@t-ross5823]

I just came to the comments to see how many people was going to say “Mexican got on boots” 😂😂😂😂

[@brilleargasm7342]

"Geh mah keys, getcho' pursse, and gedaut" 🤣🤣🤣

[@tonyamccray4111]

Ali Siddiq is HILARIOUS🤣😆😂😅❣️👍

[@beverleyreid563]

I'm really enjoying this guy's comedy.

[@sharriri3030]

When I see him all I can think about is "The Mexicans got on boots!" LoL

[@meditativedestinations3117]

I LOVE this guy!!!! He's hilarious... Plus his style different. Definitely rooting for him!!!!

[@timothysichone4109]

Get this man a Netflix special already. He’s too funny to be on this show

[@gainingground6844]

LMFAO. & Who deserves this more than Ali?

[@newmula5045]

THEY WATCHIN ME 😂😂😂😂

[@davidwilliams8822]

Genious

[@TheGreatest-4Eva]

2022 still the most unrated original comedian.

[@lorettastephenson6710]

You need to get your own show. Love it. Thank you for your life stories. 😊😊😊

[@timwodzynski7234]

Ali Siddiq cracks me up 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@imperfctbutterfly6509]

👀 Take my keys …. Absolutely hilarious 🤗🎉🎊

[@DrAdnan]

Ali’s an underrated comic

[@DmDrae]

Imagine being a judge & watching a master work then having to sit through the rest of them 😂

[@fatimadirani6710]

Hey Ali , always watching your comedy again and again 😭

[@Chowyanh]

To appear in certain spaces despite your stripes on the shoulder shows how grounded you are. Growth is personal. Highest rated comedian in my books.

[@mrs.camilliajones3560]

I KNOW all Ali fans saw this & got excited and then pissed off that he would even be on a “competition” show when he’s already a HEADLINER!!! He’s SO TALENTED that he doesn’t need to compete bc he IS THE COMPETITION!! This man is so underrated and hilarious!!! He’s a man man of faith so I’m sure he knows everything happens when Gods ready and his timing is BEST! I have no doubt with Ali’s undeniable talent and Gods timing he’ll go further than anyone could’ve imagined

[@altab5556]

the best sit down comedian of all time to be honest.

[@shymickey6]

Im not sure if he finished the joke. I still want to learn how to know if a girl is loyal/committed.

[@mrlee7328]

You're thinking too hard about it... The joke is that he was trying to convince her it was a dine and dash but she was too paranoid to dash 😂😂

[@AnointedFlow]

I feel you. The joke was a little unfinished.

[@4our6ixkwvmz]

He tested her loyalty by seeing if she could handle a dine and dash. She ticked box one when she asked if she could help pay instead of ridiculing him or whatever demeaning act you can think of. Ticked box two when she got up to go, but panicked due to pressure (45 damn minutes). It took him showing the way for her to finally get the courage to 'dip'. Essentially if the going gets tough, would she be able to support the movements that the head of the household executes.

[@missshannonsunshine]

AnointedFlow how?

[@ladybhive1210]

@@mrlee7328 That was the punchline if she was down with dine and dash.😄

[@kinggstaxxx8479]

They always say they down n never is fr 🤣

[@carmonarmstrong1288]

The first time I gave the woman who would be my wife I was driving a hoopty. I warned her that if the car came to a sudden stop and my foot isn't on the brake, don't panic: it's just a bad tie rod end. I'll get out and kick the tire back into place, tighten up the clothes hanger and we'll be good. She looked at me and said, "Yeah, but we're STILL riding." We've been together for 35 years now and her attitude never changed.

[@mariambarie]

He’s been doing thus for 20years. He never rushes his acts and he’s very good at story telling. ...

[@Betsyknox]

Al Siddiq should have won this competition, hands down! All of his sets were a riot!

[@larav6505]

Forget Netflix.. Ali needs to be on Hulu😉👌🏽 seen him twice live already. About to see him again in sept 🙏🏽

[@MrJaxnbeFishing]

Ali is one of the coolest comedians I ever met! I can’t wait for COVID-19 to be over so we can get back to full capacity at comedy clubs🙏🏾

[@jesuscichlidtank]

love this dude ive watched several of his videos

[@karendorsey4780]

He’s is going to be big! Can’t wait to see more of him!

[@ShyAsHell]

He came to the stage with that chair he was like I dare u say something I’m so funny I don’t have to stand. Lol.

[@wearethetraffic]

Ali is one the funniest comics out there and is truly about to blow up. Great story behind him as well

[@calvinmccullough4873]

Wow youtube ADs. I just finished laughing and full of joy and a St Jude Ad with a sad story about a little girl with leukemia. I had to look back and see what did I just watch for such a commercial to play

[@Damnitjim7]

Lol... now ima be watching Ali clips all night

[@kiauniijackson8601]

Honestly my favorite comedian since Patrice O’Neal died (RIP) I Wish he had full specials on YT.

[@martinpotter7334]

See this comment is awesome . Patrice O’Neal is one of my favorite comedians ever . Elephant in the room Was hilarious.

[@Kokoshannel666]

Does anyone else love how he says purse? Just me? Ok.

[@faithfulseeker533]

I love him. He’s great! 💗

[@Squarebodydodi]

He is hilarious!! Love this!

[@gcchair7634]

I saw him this past summer. Took my grandson the show was 2 1/2 long best show ever!

[@Lifeofshawn248]

Seen him live he’s even funnier! One of my favorite personalities!

[@shiestysean]

I like the fact that Ali does some of his stand up sitting down. The world should know Ali siddiq

[@kb2x172]

Funny brother. Much love

[@KillerKittyYT]

Why Ali has not gotten at least 4 Netflix specials at this point is beyond me

[@faithwe74]

Man thank you for sharing your gift with the world 🌎

[@louisd528]

Lmao 😂😂 you have to test the loyalty

[@opal2610]

I been tested like that in 1998, we was just kids.. too funny.. married him too cos he was a natural comedian like Ali.. wow!

[@4our6ixkwvmz]

For anyone not understanding the joke as to how it relates to loyalty I understood it like this: He tested her loyalty by seeing if she could handle a dine and dash. She ticked box one when she asked if she could help pay instead, of ridiculing him or whatever demeaning act you can think of. Ticked box two when she got up to go, but panicked due to pressure (45 damn minutes). It took him showing the way for her to finally get the courage to 'dip'. Essentially if the going gets tough, would she be able to support the movements that the head of the household executes.

[@arieluv615]

I saw this man live once at funny bone in Connecticut and I literally cried laughing, couldn’t breathe almost the whole time. 😂😂😂 #evenbetterinperson

[@lesleyd2448]

I’d be his Bonnie anytime lol he’s such a great comedian especially his mushrooms bit

[@jasonyoung8734]

One of the greatest

[@LoniLoni11]

He crossed his eyes lmao!