(Some of) The Best of Ali Siddiq - Comedy Central Stand-Up

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@bigtubb
@bigtubb 4 жыл бұрын
"I just told yall cuz I cant tell my friends" lol.....
@AiNEntertainment101
@AiNEntertainment101 2 жыл бұрын
...thank you - was looking for this comment. :D
@mrrodriguez2947
@mrrodriguez2947 4 жыл бұрын
"How I get here?" "YOU DRANK A PITCHER OF HENNESSY!!" 😂😂💀
@Chaechaos
@Chaechaos 4 жыл бұрын
Ain't nothing good coming from that 😂😂
@mrrodriguez2947
@mrrodriguez2947 4 жыл бұрын
@@Chaechaos not at all😂
@TWillTheCreative
@TWillTheCreative 4 жыл бұрын
Cause anyone with sense know ain’t nothing good coming from that pitcher 😂😂
@SU-mf2fp
@SU-mf2fp 4 жыл бұрын
“Dan the Lion” 😂🤣😭🤣
@Adrienne.Michelle91
@Adrienne.Michelle91 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chaechaos not one bit
@shiestysean
@shiestysean 4 жыл бұрын
I like this special he did. He’s been in prison so he came back and did a show. Made em laugh and show them there’s something good you can do after all that
@e.wwwwww
@e.wwwwww 2 жыл бұрын
100%, one thing so many of those dudes just dont have anymore is hope for their own life. this dude comes in and shows them that even a 15year sentence doesnt have to be the end of your life, youve just gotta get out and work hard for it. that little spark of hope is SO important for them to actually be rehabilitated instead of just traumatized imo
@shukriebenzlab3488
@shukriebenzlab3488 2 жыл бұрын
@@e.wwwwww well said human much #RESPECT
@safealaswas2001
@safealaswas2001 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is so underrated in the stand up comedy world 🌍
@sleezonino5118
@sleezonino5118 4 жыл бұрын
Hellaa underrated
@TheGail123456789
@TheGail123456789 4 жыл бұрын
Get at Bobby Sumner @BET
@YaBoySheeny
@YaBoySheeny 4 жыл бұрын
Cause he started so late. Not enough practice at writing material enough like a factory machine. Had he been doing this longer man he'd be a legend of our era.
@YaBoySheeny
@YaBoySheeny 4 жыл бұрын
But there will be more of him cause comedy central know
@johnlewis8934
@johnlewis8934 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 4 жыл бұрын
"My flower game is real weak" - IDK but that I think that cracked me up way more than it should have
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't finished watching this clip yet but I think I know what that joke means already, and it's already funny 😂
@multifandomz8221
@multifandomz8221 4 жыл бұрын
"Tim look! Red chested robins" IM DYINGG THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS AND THIS IS EXACCTLY HOW MY TOWN ACTS
@travionkemp9996
@travionkemp9996 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@galaxy-od6ux
@galaxy-od6ux 4 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this, MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS PEOPLE😅
@candiedwards974
@candiedwards974 4 жыл бұрын
galaxy 2020, Awe Snap!! Mexican’s got on 🥾! I know what that means 🏃🏻‍♀️
@MsMookalate
@MsMookalate 4 жыл бұрын
Right.👢👢👢👢👢
@guillermoromero8041
@guillermoromero8041 4 жыл бұрын
Mexican got on boots.... so what Mexicans got on boots. I’m the same, always gonna be the same, Mexicans got on damn boots.
@safello
@safello 2 жыл бұрын
I can listen to this guy just tell stories all day.. such a talent
@JohnnyComptonAuthor
@JohnnyComptonAuthor 4 жыл бұрын
Ali is on the level of funny where even the way he sets up the joke can make you laugh.
@emilyzini6078
@emilyzini6078 4 жыл бұрын
“Ted ass is off the roof again... Go ask the Mexicans cause they ain’t never off the roof” They got them boots on 😂
@momoni368
@momoni368 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@jopinscott1777
@jopinscott1777 Жыл бұрын
Mexicans wearing boots previously meant something entirely different to Ali!😂😂😂
@VidaFBaby1
@VidaFBaby1 7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@shaamya
@shaamya 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah!!! This is so true!!! I moved to Maine and they got me all pleasant, feeding chickadees and gardening: smiling at lilac trees, grinning about the smell of the ocean. #imfromEnglewood #blackwomaninmaine
@leesajoy3234
@leesajoy3234 2 жыл бұрын
Im from Lynwood! 😂😂😂
@iMsOiNsO
@iMsOiNsO 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I don’t think I’ve ever in my life heard someone represent Maine….😂😂😂😂 but then again that’s probably the last state on my list to visit 😭🤣
@erinerin561
@erinerin561 2 жыл бұрын
Love this dude! Give Ali a Netflix special! So dang funny 🤣🤣🤣
@VangoghC5C
@VangoghC5C 2 жыл бұрын
My man is hilarious. No clue how he flys under the radar. He should get way more love than he does. Mad Love and respectl
@Lenslows
@Lenslows 2 жыл бұрын
Cause he stays low key like chapele he doesn’t go on podcasts that much and if does they are low key podcasts but almost everyone comedian knows him he’s among the top comedians rn been selling out shows since like 7 years ago
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 4 жыл бұрын
This man is doing the Lord's work, with comedy. R E S P E C T 👏👏👏
@faithmcnamee8256
@faithmcnamee8256 4 жыл бұрын
hell yes one of my all time favorite comedians
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
I loved his 'this cannot be happening' special about shrooms lol
@Native-Kitty
@Native-Kitty 4 жыл бұрын
Dear Netflix, give Ali a special already!
@SpecialBeam
@SpecialBeam 4 жыл бұрын
The trail mix comment in that last story is extra funny because earlier in the special, he went on a whole rant about how white people LOVE trail mix lol. Ali Siddiq is just too good.
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
BLECCCH! I KNEW I was not a typical white guy cos I hate mayo but now trail mix too?! I don't like nuts mixed with raisins: too many textures and flavors confuse my taste buds and extra-crunchy food hurts my otherwise-invincible teeth 😂
@julavaughs1137
@julavaughs1137 4 жыл бұрын
@@Protectobot greetings from Barbados. 😀
@ractacsquad
@ractacsquad 4 жыл бұрын
@@Protectobot We in this together bro. I am blackity black and I love mayo and trail mix 😎
@travionkemp9996
@travionkemp9996 3 жыл бұрын
Yea that was a great set up
@avosmash2121
@avosmash2121 Жыл бұрын
Basic white girl here. I HATE trail mix- but look those yogurt raisin or nut things that get in there are the best.
@leonphelps6929
@leonphelps6929 4 жыл бұрын
Netflix need to quit playing with him and Andrew Shultz
@kennygwalk5328
@kennygwalk5328 4 жыл бұрын
Akash Singh, Karlous Miller, Tony Baker, Teddy Ray. So much good content they're overlooking
@johnlewis8934
@johnlewis8934 4 жыл бұрын
I think they really are doing their own thing tbh. Netflix has reached out to Andrew and he kinda turned them down
@VxV631
@VxV631 4 жыл бұрын
I love how delightful his neighbors are xD so lovely hearing people be surprised at how nice people are xD
@dayloz9683
@dayloz9683 4 жыл бұрын
One thing, this man can tell a story.
@TheBrennivin
@TheBrennivin 3 жыл бұрын
Give this man a Couple of Netflix specials! Open it up for the masses
@jbeta4948
@jbeta4948 3 жыл бұрын
"I just told y'all cause I couldn't tell my friends." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aj9809
@aj9809 4 жыл бұрын
He gets so close to taking a sip of that water then puts it down
@jayr7960
@jayr7960 4 жыл бұрын
Only the best comics relate
@TherealSIRenity
@TherealSIRenity 2 жыл бұрын
I like how chill he is lol it’s like we smokin tellin funny ass stories😂n the way he says Dandelions😭😭😭
@AngelNightmarex
@AngelNightmarex 4 жыл бұрын
I love Ali's comedy so much.
@khandi720
@khandi720 2 жыл бұрын
This man needs to be given his 💐! So brilliant and so underrated. EVERYTHING he says be having me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nonkululekosishi8314
@nonkululekosishi8314 4 жыл бұрын
I can't get over this man❤ His delivery is everything!!
@mongrel_97
@mongrel_97 4 жыл бұрын
one of the most talented dudes in modern time!
@paulntulumbwa5264
@paulntulumbwa5264 4 жыл бұрын
"i just told yall cause i cant tell my friends".. LMFAO!!!!!!
@jayr7960
@jayr7960 4 жыл бұрын
The honesty is beyond truth
@jakerracharles3383
@jakerracharles3383 2 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that you took the time for those who are incarcerated . Big ups!
@Tejah
@Tejah 4 жыл бұрын
Lol the red-chested robins with trail mix is my fav. These pleasantries workin on me.
@ladybugleelee3215
@ladybugleelee3215 Жыл бұрын
Luv this guy, he is the best story teller and absolutely hilarious! Plus he uses real experiences, very underrated
@hlengiwechamane4132
@hlengiwechamane4132 4 жыл бұрын
"400 white people. They're protesting!" 🤣🤣🤣
@rlee1231
@rlee1231 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize he was in a prison at first. Bless his heart. Glad he went there. Still making people laugh and feel good.
@TripleXGames
@TripleXGames 3 жыл бұрын
This dude has such an interesting storytelling voice, could literally talk about anything
@jrichie3799
@jrichie3799 2 жыл бұрын
"Dan da lion" lives in my head rent free
@TADSS123
@TADSS123 4 жыл бұрын
*All* of Ali’s material is Ali’s best material
@wen6519
@wen6519 4 жыл бұрын
came right away as soon as I read "Ali". didn't even check the last name until it buffered 😂
@mars6272
@mars6272 2 жыл бұрын
I truly am in love! Nothing like a man who thinks he's funny... AND IS!
@stefanniacamero7945
@stefanniacamero7945 3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely have never laughed so damn hard in my life 🙏🏽 best comedian!!!!!
@linuxd
@linuxd 4 жыл бұрын
He's so funny. Sounds like he was born in hell and made his way to heaven. Makes me so happy
@agentxp6331
@agentxp6331 4 жыл бұрын
born in the projects and now lives in the suburbs
@krowntown5821
@krowntown5821 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf. . .wait. . . what 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@linuxd
@linuxd 3 жыл бұрын
@@krowntown5821 born selling coke and now can buy him and him mom anything they need
@kriswallace4536
@kriswallace4536 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites. So glad I get to see him perform twice a month. His stories are insane
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 4 жыл бұрын
2 million views are mine alone. 🤣
@cinormak
@cinormak 4 жыл бұрын
"You got the wrong shoes on daawg."
@candiedwards974
@candiedwards974 4 жыл бұрын
Combo Breaker, Mexican’s got boots 🥾 on!!!
@rogerwilliams4742
@rogerwilliams4742 4 жыл бұрын
Up there in some old wingtips.
@reneegravely1104
@reneegravely1104 2 жыл бұрын
This brother is awesome, he's funny intelligent and handsome .I believe he has a beautiful career ahead of him.
@Lethargiccharge
@Lethargiccharge 4 жыл бұрын
YES, ALI CRUSHESSSSS IT!!!!
@ellieburson3177
@ellieburson3177 4 жыл бұрын
truly this man has a lovely smile i know that is not the point but he has. such a lovely smile
@till5871
@till5871 3 жыл бұрын
That's just wholesome and I like it. I love that about stand up. You can listen to someone describing their weirdest drug trip in one session, and the next one is dandelions and rare chested rabbits. Delightful
@chinmaychouthai5132
@chinmaychouthai5132 4 жыл бұрын
Ali is the greatest comedian ever
@SadfoxGuyver
@SadfoxGuyver 4 жыл бұрын
Google Patrice O'Neal elephant in the room . I'll wait
@tommygarson8592
@tommygarson8592 4 жыл бұрын
Where has Ali been this whole time man. Top notch comedy
@calixtetayoro5719
@calixtetayoro5719 2 жыл бұрын
... in prison
@KarmaKaramell
@KarmaKaramell 3 жыл бұрын
I got a big crush on this man it’s crazy
@lupo3694
@lupo3694 3 жыл бұрын
"That's it. I tell y'all cause I can't tell my friends." Gold
@millicentharrison88
@millicentharrison88 4 жыл бұрын
That last clip cracked me up. 😂😂😂
@sweetrena8382
@sweetrena8382 2 жыл бұрын
I totally agree... He's so funny just found out last weekend. Hope he comes to Detroit.
@HetLedie
@HetLedie 4 жыл бұрын
I love the way he says dandelions
@alayrabail
@alayrabail 3 жыл бұрын
8:31-10:00 been looking for the red chested robin set foreverr😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@joerivera6011
@joerivera6011 4 жыл бұрын
Great story teller!🤣
@roclee8138
@roclee8138 4 жыл бұрын
"I open the door...400 WHITE PEOPLE" LMAO !!!!!!!
@rogerwilliams4742
@rogerwilliams4742 4 жыл бұрын
😲😲😲
@ImJustEBaby
@ImJustEBaby 4 жыл бұрын
THEY PROTESTING! 😂😂😂
@ractacsquad
@ractacsquad 4 жыл бұрын
He was shooketh
@trapt29
@trapt29 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians ever
@fly4561
@fly4561 4 жыл бұрын
We love Ali!
@katbrax8622
@katbrax8622 4 жыл бұрын
Tim look! Red Chested Robins!🤣🤣🌼
@Bbone616
@Bbone616 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@baseballconnoisseur5726
@baseballconnoisseur5726 4 жыл бұрын
This is the content we love 🤙🏼
@tayleermugar
@tayleermugar Жыл бұрын
He a legend to me already because of his heart 👏🏾🏆
@WeekendBuilt
@WeekendBuilt 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta be the best out right now. There’s not one set that’s ever been less than stellar.
@Zadamski
@Zadamski 3 жыл бұрын
Showing love to brother Ali in 2021
@John-ub4dw
@John-ub4dw 4 жыл бұрын
This dude so smooth if he was about to murder you he would say a cold line and make you smirk right before you meet your maker
@feliciawilliams5720
@feliciawilliams5720 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😏👏🏾
@edwinkirkland8856
@edwinkirkland8856 4 жыл бұрын
A funny and underrated dude period
@CaptJackPal
@CaptJackPal 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey welcome to the projects.. welcome to hell.” 🤣😂
@BigGamer9211
@BigGamer9211 4 жыл бұрын
I think Tim took you on a date Siddiq. White people smooth like dat.
@jayr7960
@jayr7960 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao you aint never lied. Ive seen instances where they dont say much but make u comfortable. Makes u see they thinking bout sum but also making u feel relaxed.
@ru5ty829
@ru5ty829 4 жыл бұрын
As a fellow white Tim, I can confirm the other Tim did indeed take him on a date.
@danieloleary6879
@danieloleary6879 2 жыл бұрын
Listen to you tonight brought a smile and laughter thanks 🙏 really needed that tonight
@PhantomOneOfTheFewTheProud
@PhantomOneOfTheFewTheProud 4 жыл бұрын
Bro is hilarious keeps me balled up laughing my ass off, i watch him Every time
@ValentineS97
@ValentineS97 2 жыл бұрын
he needs a netflix special ASAP 😂
@michaelmiller3102
@michaelmiller3102 4 жыл бұрын
Ali Sadiq for president 🇧🇸🔥🔥🔥 2020
@ru5ty829
@ru5ty829 4 жыл бұрын
"Tim look! Red chested robbins!" Im so fucking stoned i thought Ali broke through the 4th wall and started speaking to me
@IgetzBizzI
@IgetzBizzI 4 жыл бұрын
"Dan Da Lion"
@ractacsquad
@ractacsquad 4 жыл бұрын
He is in my top 5 favorite comedians easy
@christophershanklin112
@christophershanklin112 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s it l,That’s the end of the story”😂😂😂
@taylorcimone6384
@taylorcimone6384 4 жыл бұрын
Nah that’s Dan the Lion 😂😂
@oprahwilliams8752
@oprahwilliams8752 4 жыл бұрын
If he ever gets a special I'll get netflix!
@gpmbae1
@gpmbae1 3 жыл бұрын
Ali is a legend. Funniest comedian today!!!
@Studentofthegame3
@Studentofthegame3 4 жыл бұрын
Mexican got on boots
@SMASHTIME
@SMASHTIME 2 жыл бұрын
A Master storyteller
@DreadedLad88
@DreadedLad88 4 жыл бұрын
I dont know why... but i feel like he used to write jokes for Kevin Hart.
@MrTheTomahawk
@MrTheTomahawk 4 жыл бұрын
probably feels like it cuz of his cadence
@DreadedLad88
@DreadedLad88 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrTheTomahawk and because I know he was associated with Kevin Hart before his name got out into the public
@jamesjaneau2307
@jamesjaneau2307 4 жыл бұрын
Hey...welcome to the projects... welcome to hell!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@carlia5615
@carlia5615 4 жыл бұрын
Love this comedian.
@ramonmorris560
@ramonmorris560 2 жыл бұрын
about 12 years ago, I lived next door to a 3 story house which was being renovated. There were a group of Mexican guys working on the roof when one of them fell off. All of the other guys panicked and ran downstairs to see if the guy was hurt. When they got to him, he had fallen on a big pile of leaves. Dude got up, and went back to work on the roof.
@ginacherebin1106
@ginacherebin1106 Жыл бұрын
I'm inlove.😂 Continued Blessings King. The world needs your brand of laughter
@williamjackson3186
@williamjackson3186 2 жыл бұрын
Love you man I washed your show at first I didn't know but then I watch you you the truth you tell the truth funny guy the funniest people tell the truth thank you man
@christopherglover3829
@christopherglover3829 3 жыл бұрын
The wall bit is GENIUS!!
@threella8integrity845
@threella8integrity845 2 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq is ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL😅😂🤣😆😁 He gives me LIFE‼️‼️ Fearlessly F-U-N-N-Y. He needs to be in MOVIES, on TELEVISION SHOWS. GREAT STORYTELLER 🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@jasminetea6590
@jasminetea6590 2 жыл бұрын
WE LOVE HIM FROM ATLANTA 🤣🤣😂🗣️💯‼️
@lorraineclacy87
@lorraineclacy87 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE this man! I will follow him everywhere
@sincityquinn
@sincityquinn 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why I never heard of him until yesterday.
@Norma1250
@Norma1250 2 жыл бұрын
GOTDAMN COMEDY CENTRAL 4 COMMERCIALS IN A ROW⁉️😱😂😂
@oprahwilliams8752
@oprahwilliams8752 4 жыл бұрын
The dandelion's are in bloom.... I had to pause laugh and play.
@rbeatzremixs2018
@rbeatzremixs2018 2 жыл бұрын
4:43 the guy without glasses :)) He knows about them roofs :))))
@caliden3785
@caliden3785 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@bg_4208
@bg_4208 Жыл бұрын
I'll be at work delivering packages and randomly think and say "Red chested robins" 🤣
@brandim
@brandim 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 my shoe came off. I love it. I get it 💯
@wilnise6534
@wilnise6534 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could see more of him
@nateshredder9044
@nateshredder9044 4 жыл бұрын
He is the next big thing in comedy!
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