(Some of) The Best of Ali Siddiq - Comedy Central Stand-Up

Ali Siddiq explains why no one goes to jail after drinking a margarita, wonders why so many white men fall of their roofs and recalls one of his daughter’s swim meets.
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[@mrrodriguez2947]

"How I get here?" "YOU DRANK A PITCHER OF HENNESSY!!" 😂😂💀

[@Chaechaos]

Ain't nothing good coming from that 😂😂

[@mrrodriguez2947]

@@Chaechaos not at all😂

[@TWillTheCreative]

Cause anyone with sense know ain’t nothing good coming from that pitcher 😂😂

[@SU-mf2fp]

“Dan the Lion” 😂🤣😭🤣

[@Adrienne.Michelle91]

@@Chaechaos not one bit

[@bigtubb]

"I just told yall cuz I cant tell my friends" lol.....

[@AiNEntertainment101]

...thank you - was looking for this comment. :D

[@safealaswas2001]

This guy is so underrated in the stand up comedy world 🌍

[@sleezonino5118]

Hellaa underrated

[@TheGail123456789]

Get at Bobby Sumner @BET

[@YaBoySheeny]

Cause he started so late. Not enough practice at writing material enough like a factory machine. Had he been doing this longer man he'd be a legend of our era.

[@YaBoySheeny]

But there will be more of him cause comedy central know

[@johnlewis8934]

Exactly

[@emilyzini6078]

“Ted ass is off the roof again... Go ask the Mexicans cause they ain’t never off the roof” They got them boots on 😂

[@momoni368]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@jopinscott1777]

Mexicans wearing boots previously meant something entirely different to Ali!😂😂😂

[@VidaFBaby1]

🤣🤣🤣

[@shiestysean]

I like this special he did. He’s been in prison so he came back and did a show. Made em laugh and show them there’s something good you can do after all that

[@ejwillison2001]

100%, one thing so many of those dudes just dont have anymore is hope for their own life. this dude comes in and shows them that even a 15year sentence doesnt have to be the end of your life, youve just gotta get out and work hard for it. that little spark of hope is SO important for them to actually be rehabilitated instead of just traumatized imo

[@shukriebenzlab3488]

@@ejwillison2001 well said human much #RESPECT

[@galaxy-od6ux]

Been waiting for this, MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS PEOPLE😅

[@candiedwards974]

galaxy 2020, Awe Snap!! Mexican’s got on 🥾! I know what that means 🏃🏻‍♀️

[@MsMookalate]

Right.👢👢👢👢👢

[@guillermoromero8041]

Mexican got on boots.... so what Mexicans got on boots. I’m the same, always gonna be the same, Mexicans got on damn boots.

[@multifandomz8221]

"Tim look! Red chested robins" IM DYINGG THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS AND THIS IS EXACCTLY HOW MY TOWN ACTS

[@travionkemp9996]

Facts

[@Native-Kitty]

Dear Netflix, give Ali a special already!

[@istdochallesegal3427]

"My flower game is real weak" - IDK but that I think that cracked me up way more than it should have

[@Protectobot]

I haven't finished watching this clip yet but I think I know what that joke means already, and it's already funny 😂

[@safello]

I can listen to this guy just tell stories all day.. such a talent

[@SpecialBeam]

The trail mix comment in that last story is extra funny because earlier in the special, he went on a whole rant about how white people LOVE trail mix lol. Ali Siddiq is just too good.

[@Protectobot]

BLECCCH! I KNEW I was not a typical white guy cos I hate mayo but now trail mix too?! I don't like nuts mixed with raisins: too many textures and flavors confuse my taste buds and extra-crunchy food hurts my otherwise-invincible teeth 😂

[@julavaughs1137]

@@Protectobot greetings from Barbados. 😀

[@ractacsquad]

@@Protectobot We in this together bro. I am blackity black and I love mayo and trail mix 😎

[@travionkemp9996]

Yea that was a great set up

[@avosmash2121]

Basic white girl here. I HATE trail mix- but look those yogurt raisin or nut things that get in there are the best.

[@hlengiwechamane4132]

"400 white people. They're protesting!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jtsh]

Ali is on the level of funny where even the way he sets up the joke can make you laugh.

[@aj9809]

He gets so close to taking a sip of that water then puts it down

[@jayr7960]

Only the best comics relate

[@leonphelps6929]

Netflix need to quit playing with him and Andrew Shultz

[@kennygwalk5328]

Akash Singh, Karlous Miller, Tony Baker, Teddy Ray. So much good content they're overlooking

[@johnlewis8934]

I think they really are doing their own thing tbh. Netflix has reached out to Andrew and he kinda turned them down

[@shaamya]

Hahahah!!! This is so true!!! I moved to Maine and they got me all pleasant, feeding chickadees and gardening: smiling at lilac trees, grinning about the smell of the ocean. #imfromEnglewood #blackwomaninmaine

[@leesajoy3234]

Im from Lynwood! 😂😂😂

[@iMsOiNsO]

Lmao I don’t think I’ve ever in my life heard someone represent Maine….😂😂😂😂 but then again that’s probably the last state on my list to visit 😭🤣

[@dayloz9683]

One thing, this man can tell a story.

[@VangoghC5C]

My man is hilarious. No clue how he flys under the radar. He should get way more love than he does. Mad Love and respectl

[@Lenslows]

Cause he stays low key like chapele he doesn’t go on podcasts that much and if does they are low key podcasts but almost everyone comedian knows him he’s among the top comedians rn been selling out shows since like 7 years ago

[@faithmcnamee8256]

hell yes one of my all time favorite comedians

[@Protectobot]

I loved his 'this cannot be happening' special about shrooms lol

[@carolyntalbot947]

This man is doing the Lord's work, with comedy. R E S P E C T 👏👏👏

[@erinerin561]

Love this dude! Give Ali a Netflix special! So dang funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@cinormak]

"You got the wrong shoes on daawg."

[@candiedwards974]

Combo Breaker, Mexican’s got boots 🥾 on!!!

[@rogerwilliams4742]

Up there in some old wingtips.

[@TheBrennivin]

Give this man a Couple of Netflix specials! Open it up for the masses

[@ekdaufin1485]

2 million views are mine alone. 🤣

[@VxV631]

I love how delightful his neighbors are xD so lovely hearing people be surprised at how nice people are xD

[@jbeta4948]

"I just told y'all cause I couldn't tell my friends." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paulntulumbwa5264]

"i just told yall cause i cant tell my friends".. LMFAO!!!!!!

[@jayr7960]

The honesty is beyond truth

[@AngelNightmarex]

I love Ali's comedy so much.

[@jrichie3799]

"Dan da lion" lives in my head rent free

[@TripleXGames]

This dude has such an interesting storytelling voice, could literally talk about anything

[@TADSS123]

*All* of Ali’s material is Ali’s best material

[@mongrel_97]

one of the most talented dudes in modern time!

[@jakerracharles3383]

I like the fact that you took the time for those who are incarcerated . Big ups!

[@khandi720]

This man needs to be given his 💐! So brilliant and so underrated. EVERYTHING he says be having me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nonkululekosishi8314]

I can't get over this man❤ His delivery is everything!!

[@CaptJackPal]

“Hey welcome to the projects.. welcome to hell.” 🤣😂

[@rlee1231]

I didn't even realize he was in a prison at first. Bless his heart. Glad he went there. Still making people laugh and feel good.

[@Sirenity01]

I like how chill he is lol it’s like we smokin tellin funny ass stories😂n the way he says Dandelions😭😭😭

[@wen6519]

came right away as soon as I read "Ali". didn't even check the last name until it buffered 😂

[@roclee8138]

"I open the door...400 WHITE PEOPLE" LMAO !!!!!!!

[@rogerwilliams4742]

😲😲😲

[@ImJustEBaby]

THEY PROTESTING! 😂😂😂

[@ractacsquad]

He was shooketh

[@Tejah]

Lol the red-chested robins with trail mix is my fav. These pleasantries workin on me.

[@stefanniacamero7945]

I genuinely have never laughed so damn hard in my life 🙏🏽 best comedian!!!!!

[@John-ub4dw]

This dude so smooth if he was about to murder you he would say a cold line and make you smirk right before you meet your maker

[@feliciawilliams5720]

😂😂😏👏🏾

[@mars6272]

I truly am in love! Nothing like a man who thinks he's funny... AND IS!

[@ladybugleelee3215]

Luv this guy, he is the best story teller and absolutely hilarious! Plus he uses real experiences, very underrated

[@Lethargiccharge]

YES, ALI CRUSHESSSSS IT!!!!

[@linuxd]

He's so funny. Sounds like he was born in hell and made his way to heaven. Makes me so happy

[@agentxp6331]

born in the projects and now lives in the suburbs

[@krowntown5821]

Wtf. . .wait. . . what 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@linuxd]

@@krowntown5821 born selling coke and now can buy him and him mom anything they need

[@kriswallace4536]

One of my favorites. So glad I get to see him perform twice a month. His stories are insane

[@KarmasIntuition]

I got a big crush on this man it’s crazy

[@millicentharrison88]

That last clip cracked me up. 😂😂😂

[@rbeatzremixs2018]

4:43 the guy without glasses :)) He knows about them roofs :))))

[@reneegravely1104]

This brother is awesome, he's funny intelligent and handsome .I believe he has a beautiful career ahead of him.

[@ValentineS97]

he needs a netflix special ASAP 😂

[@HetLedie]

I love the way he says dandelions

[@ramonmorris560]

about 12 years ago, I lived next door to a 3 story house which was being renovated. There were a group of Mexican guys working on the roof when one of them fell off. All of the other guys panicked and ran downstairs to see if the guy was hurt. When they got to him, he had fallen on a big pile of leaves. Dude got up, and went back to work on the roof.

[@tommygarson8592]

Where has Ali been this whole time man. Top notch comedy

[@calixtetayoro5719]

... in prison

[@chinmaychouthai5132]

Ali is the greatest comedian ever

[@SadfoxGuyver]

Google Patrice O'Neal elephant in the room . I'll wait

[@till5871]

That's just wholesome and I like it. I love that about stand up. You can listen to someone describing their weirdest drug trip in one session, and the next one is dandelions and rare chested rabbits. Delightful

[@katbrax8622]

Tim look! Red Chested Robins!🤣🤣🌼

[@Bbone616]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@lupo3694]

"That's it. I tell y'all cause I can't tell my friends." Gold

[@joerivera6011]

Great story teller!🤣

[@alayrabail]

8:31-10:00 been looking for the red chested robin set foreverr😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@sincityquinn]

I don’t know why I never heard of him until yesterday.

[@christophershanklin112]

“That’s it l,That’s the end of the story”😂😂😂

[@baseballconnoisseur5726]

This is the content we love 🤙🏼

[@jamesjaneau2307]

Hey...welcome to the projects... welcome to hell!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ru5ty829]

"Tim look! Red chested robbins!" Im so fucking stoned i thought Ali broke through the 4th wall and started speaking to me

[@trapt29]

One of the best comedians ever

[@taylorcimone6384]

Nah that’s Dan the Lion 😂😂

[@ellieburson3177]

truly this man has a lovely smile i know that is not the point but he has. such a lovely smile

[@edwinkirkland8856]

A funny and underrated dude period

[@michaelmiller3102]

Ali Sadiq for president 🇧🇸🔥🔥🔥 2020

[@fly4561]

We love Ali!

[@oprahwilliams8752]

If he ever gets a special I'll get netflix!

[@IgetzBizzI]

"Dan Da Lion"

[@murderboys1]

A pitcher of Hennessy 😂😂😂😂

[@christopherglover3829]

The wall bit is GENIUS!!

[@PhantomOneOfTheFewTheProud]

Bro is hilarious keeps me balled up laughing my ass off, i watch him Every time

[@brandim]

🤣 my shoe came off. I love it. I get it 💯

[@threella8integrity845]

Ali Siddiq is ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL😅😂🤣😆😁 He gives me LIFE‼️‼️ Fearlessly F-U-N-N-Y. He needs to be in MOVIES, on TELEVISION SHOWS. GREAT STORYTELLER 🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@sweetrena8382]

I totally agree... He's so funny just found out last weekend. Hope he comes to Detroit.

[@tayleermugar]

He a legend to me already because of his heart 👏🏾🏆

[@WeekendBuilt]

Gotta be the best out right now. There’s not one set that’s ever been less than stellar.

[@oprahwilliams8752]

The dandelion's are in bloom.... I had to pause laugh and play.

[@twinqt578]

HIM: Nobody goes to jail on a margarita ME: Hold my margarita!

[@Zadamski]

Showing love to brother Ali in 2021

[@DannyTrey_]

“dan the lion”🤣

[@carlae5615]

Love this comedian.

[@richkishawalcott498]

No one: Literally no one: Ali: 9:22 - 9:50

[@danieloleary6879]

Listen to you tonight brought a smile and laughter thanks 🙏 really needed that tonight

[@ractacsquad]

He is in my top 5 favorite comedians easy

[@gpmbae1]

Ali is a legend. Funniest comedian today!!!

[@ginacherebin1106]

I'm inlove.😂 Continued Blessings King. The world needs your brand of laughter

[@lorraineclacy87]

I LOVE this man! I will follow him everywhere

[@steelman774]

“The Dandelions are in Bloooom!” 👀

[@ceb2544]

A dandelion is a dandelion is a dandelion. You could have stayed at home and just waited for them to pop up on your lawn 😄!

[@ripples07able]

I’ll see you in Minneapolis. I can’t wait!

[@rogerwilliams4742]

Two guaranteed ways to lose a shoe...Being hit by a car and a good ass whoopin'! 😂

[@Studentofthegame3]

Mexican got on boots

[@BigGamer9211]

I think Tim took you on a date Siddiq. White people smooth like dat.

[@jayr7960]

Lmao you aint never lied. Ive seen instances where they dont say much but make u comfortable. Makes u see they thinking bout sum but also making u feel relaxed.

[@ru5ty829]

As a fellow white Tim, I can confirm the other Tim did indeed take him on a date.

[@williamjackson3186]

Love you man I washed your show at first I didn't know but then I watch you you the truth you tell the truth funny guy the funniest people tell the truth thank you man