"How I get here?" "YOU DRANK A PITCHER OF HENNESSY!!" 😂😂💀
@Chaechaos5 жыл бұрын
Ain't nothing good coming from that 😂😂
@mrrodriguez29475 жыл бұрын
@@Chaechaos not at all😂
@TWillTheCreative5 жыл бұрын
Cause anyone with sense know ain’t nothing good coming from that pitcher 😂😂
@SU-mf2fp4 жыл бұрын
“Dan the Lion” 😂🤣😭🤣
@Adrienne.Michelle912 жыл бұрын
@@Chaechaos not one bit
@bigtubb5 жыл бұрын
"I just told yall cuz I cant tell my friends" lol.....
@AiNEntertainment1012 жыл бұрын
...thank you - was looking for this comment. :D
@shiestysean5 жыл бұрын
I like this special he did. He’s been in prison so he came back and did a show. Made em laugh and show them there’s something good you can do after all that
@e.wwwwww2 жыл бұрын
100%, one thing so many of those dudes just dont have anymore is hope for their own life. this dude comes in and shows them that even a 15year sentence doesnt have to be the end of your life, youve just gotta get out and work hard for it. that little spark of hope is SO important for them to actually be rehabilitated instead of just traumatized imo
@shukriebenzlab34882 жыл бұрын
@@e.wwwwww well said human much #RESPECT
@safealaswas20015 жыл бұрын
This guy is so underrated in the stand up comedy world 🌍
@sleezonino51184 жыл бұрын
Hellaa underrated
@TheGail1234567894 жыл бұрын
Get at Bobby Sumner @BET
@YaBoySheeny4 жыл бұрын
Cause he started so late. Not enough practice at writing material enough like a factory machine. Had he been doing this longer man he'd be a legend of our era.
@YaBoySheeny4 жыл бұрын
But there will be more of him cause comedy central know
@johnlewis89344 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@emilyzini60785 жыл бұрын
“Ted ass is off the roof again... Go ask the Mexicans cause they ain’t never off the roof” They got them boots on 😂
@momoni3682 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@jopinscott1777 Жыл бұрын
Mexicans wearing boots previously meant something entirely different to Ali!😂😂😂
@VidaFBaby19 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@multifandomz82214 жыл бұрын
"Tim look! Red chested robins" IM DYINGG THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS AND THIS IS EXACCTLY HOW MY TOWN ACTS
@travionkemp99963 жыл бұрын
Facts
@galaxy-od6ux5 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this, MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS PEOPLE😅
@candiedwards9745 жыл бұрын
galaxy 2020, Awe Snap!! Mexican’s got on 🥾! I know what that means 🏃🏻♀️
@MsMookalate4 жыл бұрын
Right.👢👢👢👢👢
@guillermoromero80414 жыл бұрын
Mexican got on boots.... so what Mexicans got on boots. I’m the same, always gonna be the same, Mexicans got on damn boots.
@Native-Kitty4 жыл бұрын
Dear Netflix, give Ali a special already!
@safello2 жыл бұрын
I can listen to this guy just tell stories all day.. such a talent
@istdochallesegal34275 жыл бұрын
"My flower game is real weak" - IDK but that I think that cracked me up way more than it should have
@Protectobot4 жыл бұрын
I haven't finished watching this clip yet but I think I know what that joke means already, and it's already funny 😂
@JohnnyComptonAuthor5 жыл бұрын
Ali is on the level of funny where even the way he sets up the joke can make you laugh.
@faithmcnamee82565 жыл бұрын
hell yes one of my all time favorite comedians
@Protectobot4 жыл бұрын
I loved his 'this cannot be happening' special about shrooms lol
@VangoghC5C2 жыл бұрын
My man is hilarious. No clue how he flys under the radar. He should get way more love than he does. Mad Love and respectl
@Lenslows2 жыл бұрын
Cause he stays low key like chapele he doesn’t go on podcasts that much and if does they are low key podcasts but almost everyone comedian knows him he’s among the top comedians rn been selling out shows since like 7 years ago
@SpecialBeam5 жыл бұрын
The trail mix comment in that last story is extra funny because earlier in the special, he went on a whole rant about how white people LOVE trail mix lol. Ali Siddiq is just too good.
@Protectobot4 жыл бұрын
BLECCCH! I KNEW I was not a typical white guy cos I hate mayo but now trail mix too?! I don't like nuts mixed with raisins: too many textures and flavors confuse my taste buds and extra-crunchy food hurts my otherwise-invincible teeth 😂
@julavaughs11374 жыл бұрын
@@Protectobot greetings from Barbados. 😀
@ractacsquad4 жыл бұрын
@@Protectobot We in this together bro. I am blackity black and I love mayo and trail mix 😎
@travionkemp99963 жыл бұрын
Yea that was a great set up
@avosmash2121 Жыл бұрын
Basic white girl here. I HATE trail mix- but look those yogurt raisin or nut things that get in there are the best.
@leonphelps69295 жыл бұрын
Netflix need to quit playing with him and Andrew Shultz
@kennygwalk53284 жыл бұрын
Akash Singh, Karlous Miller, Tony Baker, Teddy Ray. So much good content they're overlooking
@johnlewis89344 жыл бұрын
I think they really are doing their own thing tbh. Netflix has reached out to Andrew and he kinda turned them down
@shaamya3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah!!! This is so true!!! I moved to Maine and they got me all pleasant, feeding chickadees and gardening: smiling at lilac trees, grinning about the smell of the ocean. #imfromEnglewood #blackwomaninmaine
@leesajoy32342 жыл бұрын
Im from Lynwood! 😂😂😂
@iMsOiNsO2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I don’t think I’ve ever in my life heard someone represent Maine….😂😂😂😂 but then again that’s probably the last state on my list to visit 😭🤣
@dayloz96834 жыл бұрын
One thing, this man can tell a story.
@erinerin5612 жыл бұрын
Love this dude! Give Ali a Netflix special! So dang funny 🤣🤣🤣
@AngelNightmarex5 жыл бұрын
I love Ali's comedy so much.
@TheBrennivin3 жыл бұрын
Give this man a Couple of Netflix specials! Open it up for the masses
@carolyntalbot9475 жыл бұрын
This man is doing the Lord's work, with comedy. R E S P E C T 👏👏👏
@hlengiwechamane41324 жыл бұрын
"400 white people. They're protesting!" 🤣🤣🤣
@VxV6315 жыл бұрын
I love how delightful his neighbors are xD so lovely hearing people be surprised at how nice people are xD
@mongrel_975 жыл бұрын
one of the most talented dudes in modern time!
@aj98094 жыл бұрын
He gets so close to taking a sip of that water then puts it down
@jayr79604 жыл бұрын
Only the best comics relate
@nonkululekosishi83144 жыл бұрын
I can't get over this man❤ His delivery is everything!!
@rlee12314 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize he was in a prison at first. Bless his heart. Glad he went there. Still making people laugh and feel good.
@ladybugleelee3215 Жыл бұрын
Luv this guy, he is the best story teller and absolutely hilarious! Plus he uses real experiences, very underrated
@jakerracharles33832 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that you took the time for those who are incarcerated . Big ups!
@Lethargiccharge5 жыл бұрын
YES, ALI CRUSHESSSSS IT!!!!
@TADSS1234 жыл бұрын
*All* of Ali’s material is Ali’s best material
@TripleXGames3 жыл бұрын
This dude has such an interesting storytelling voice, could literally talk about anything
@paulntulumbwa52644 жыл бұрын
"i just told yall cause i cant tell my friends".. LMFAO!!!!!!
@jayr79604 жыл бұрын
The honesty is beyond truth
@khandi7202 жыл бұрын
This man needs to be given his 💐! So brilliant and so underrated. EVERYTHING he says be having me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jbeta49483 жыл бұрын
"I just told y'all cause I couldn't tell my friends." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stefanniacamero79453 жыл бұрын
I genuinely have never laughed so damn hard in my life 🙏🏽 best comedian!!!!!
@TherealSIRenity2 жыл бұрын
I like how chill he is lol it’s like we smokin tellin funny ass stories😂n the way he says Dandelions😭😭😭
@ekdaufin14854 жыл бұрын
2 million views are mine alone. 🤣
@mars62722 жыл бұрын
I truly am in love! Nothing like a man who thinks he's funny... AND IS!
@baseballconnoisseur57265 жыл бұрын
This is the content we love 🤙🏼
@jrichie37992 жыл бұрын
"Dan da lion" lives in my head rent free
@Tejah4 жыл бұрын
Lol the red-chested robins with trail mix is my fav. These pleasantries workin on me.
@roclee81384 жыл бұрын
"I open the door...400 WHITE PEOPLE" LMAO !!!!!!!
@rogerwilliams47424 жыл бұрын
😲😲😲
@ImJustEBaby4 жыл бұрын
THEY PROTESTING! 😂😂😂
@ractacsquad4 жыл бұрын
He was shooketh
@cinormak5 жыл бұрын
"You got the wrong shoes on daawg."
@candiedwards9745 жыл бұрын
Combo Breaker, Mexican’s got boots 🥾 on!!!
@rogerwilliams47424 жыл бұрын
Up there in some old wingtips.
@chinmaychouthai51325 жыл бұрын
Ali is the greatest comedian ever
@SadfoxGuyver5 жыл бұрын
Google Patrice O'Neal elephant in the room . I'll wait
@ellieburson31774 жыл бұрын
truly this man has a lovely smile i know that is not the point but he has. such a lovely smile
@reneegravely11042 жыл бұрын
This brother is awesome, he's funny intelligent and handsome .I believe he has a beautiful career ahead of him.
@joerivera60115 жыл бұрын
Great story teller!🤣
@linuxd5 жыл бұрын
He's so funny. Sounds like he was born in hell and made his way to heaven. Makes me so happy
@agentxp63314 жыл бұрын
born in the projects and now lives in the suburbs
@krowntown58213 жыл бұрын
Wtf. . .wait. . . what 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@linuxd3 жыл бұрын
@@krowntown5821 born selling coke and now can buy him and him mom anything they need
@kriswallace45363 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites. So glad I get to see him perform twice a month. His stories are insane
@wen65195 жыл бұрын
came right away as soon as I read "Ali". didn't even check the last name until it buffered 😂
@HetLedie4 жыл бұрын
I love the way he says dandelions
@Bunsenbrennerflemmchen4 жыл бұрын
That's just wholesome and I like it. I love that about stand up. You can listen to someone describing their weirdest drug trip in one session, and the next one is dandelions and rare chested rabbits. Delightful
@tommygarson85924 жыл бұрын
Where has Ali been this whole time man. Top notch comedy
@calixtetayoro57192 жыл бұрын
... in prison
@fly45615 жыл бұрын
We love Ali!
@millicentharrison884 жыл бұрын
That last clip cracked me up. 😂😂😂
@edwinkirkland88564 жыл бұрын
A funny and underrated dude period
@danieloleary68792 жыл бұрын
Listen to you tonight brought a smile and laughter thanks 🙏 really needed that tonight
@trapt292 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians ever
@sweetrena83822 жыл бұрын
I totally agree... He's so funny just found out last weekend. Hope he comes to Detroit.
@tayleermugar Жыл бұрын
He a legend to me already because of his heart 👏🏾🏆
@CaptJackPal4 жыл бұрын
“Hey welcome to the projects.. welcome to hell.” 🤣😂
@lupo36943 жыл бұрын
"That's it. I tell y'all cause I can't tell my friends." Gold
@ValentineS972 жыл бұрын
he needs a netflix special ASAP 😂
@WeekendBuilt4 жыл бұрын
Gotta be the best out right now. There’s not one set that’s ever been less than stellar.
@Zadamski3 жыл бұрын
Showing love to brother Ali in 2021
@gpmbae13 жыл бұрын
Ali is a legend. Funniest comedian today!!!
@alayrabail3 жыл бұрын
8:31-10:00 been looking for the red chested robin set foreverr😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@katbrax86224 жыл бұрын
Tim look! Red Chested Robins!🤣🤣🌼
@Bbone6164 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@michaelmiller31024 жыл бұрын
Ali Sadiq for president 🇧🇸🔥🔥🔥 2020
@John-ub4dw5 жыл бұрын
This dude so smooth if he was about to murder you he would say a cold line and make you smirk right before you meet your maker
@feliciawilliams57202 жыл бұрын
😂😂😏👏🏾
@PhantomOneOfTheFewTheProud4 жыл бұрын
Bro is hilarious keeps me balled up laughing my ass off, i watch him Every time
@ramonmorris5602 жыл бұрын
about 12 years ago, I lived next door to a 3 story house which was being renovated. There were a group of Mexican guys working on the roof when one of them fell off. All of the other guys panicked and ran downstairs to see if the guy was hurt. When they got to him, he had fallen on a big pile of leaves. Dude got up, and went back to work on the roof.
@KarmaKaramell3 жыл бұрын
I got a big crush on this man it’s crazy
@carlia56154 жыл бұрын
Love this comedian.
@richkishawalcott4985 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally no one: Ali: 9:22 - 9:50
@oprahwilliams87524 жыл бұрын
If he ever gets a special I'll get netflix!
@IgetzBizzI4 жыл бұрын
"Dan Da Lion"
@lorraineclacy87 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE this man! I will follow him everywhere
@christopherglover38293 жыл бұрын
The wall bit is GENIUS!!
@ractacsquad4 жыл бұрын
He is in my top 5 favorite comedians easy
@ru5ty8294 жыл бұрын
"Tim look! Red chested robbins!" Im so fucking stoned i thought Ali broke through the 4th wall and started speaking to me
@ginacherebin1106 Жыл бұрын
I'm inlove.😂 Continued Blessings King. The world needs your brand of laughter
@christophershanklin1123 жыл бұрын
“That’s it l,That’s the end of the story”😂😂😂
@getlostvlogs49535 жыл бұрын
BOOTS!
@BigGamer92114 жыл бұрын
I think Tim took you on a date Siddiq. White people smooth like dat.
@jayr79604 жыл бұрын
Lmao you aint never lied. Ive seen instances where they dont say much but make u comfortable. Makes u see they thinking bout sum but also making u feel relaxed.
@ru5ty8294 жыл бұрын
As a fellow white Tim, I can confirm the other Tim did indeed take him on a date.
@DreadedLad885 жыл бұрын
I dont know why... but i feel like he used to write jokes for Kevin Hart.
@MrTheTomahawk4 жыл бұрын
probably feels like it cuz of his cadence
@DreadedLad884 жыл бұрын
@@MrTheTomahawk and because I know he was associated with Kevin Hart before his name got out into the public
@threella8integrity8452 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq is ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL😅😂🤣😆😁 He gives me LIFE‼️‼️ Fearlessly F-U-N-N-Y. He needs to be in MOVIES, on TELEVISION SHOWS. GREAT STORYTELLER 🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@jamesjaneau23074 жыл бұрын
Hey...welcome to the projects... welcome to hell!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@caliden37855 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@LiciaY6862 жыл бұрын
🤣 love him! He is so silly!🤣
@williamjackson31862 жыл бұрын
Love you man I washed your show at first I didn't know but then I watch you you the truth you tell the truth funny guy the funniest people tell the truth thank you man
@jasminetea65902 жыл бұрын
WE LOVE HIM FROM ATLANTA 🤣🤣😂🗣️💯‼️
@taylorcimone63844 жыл бұрын
Nah that’s Dan the Lion 😂😂
@nateshredder90444 жыл бұрын
He is the next big thing in comedy!
@brandim2 жыл бұрын
🤣 my shoe came off. I love it. I get it 💯
@mariaacostarizzo762310 ай бұрын
Love this guy. Reminds me of talking to my brother ❤
@sabrinafreeman2 жыл бұрын
Love Ali he makes me🤣🤣🤣🥲🤣😂😅
@Norma12502 жыл бұрын
GOTDAMN COMEDY CENTRAL 4 COMMERCIALS IN A ROW⁉️😱😂😂