Ali Siddiq - Tipping is Only for Good Service

[@CHEZO41]

"i put my stuff on the conveyor belt exactly how I want you to pack it!" I felt that!

[@DeeDaKaang1]

Absolutely 🛒....🍿🧀🍕🥞🥩🍗🥬🥦🍇🍓🌽🥓

[@DeeDaKaang1]

Blueberries & bleach don't go together. 🤭

[@rainbomg]

Ali is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians, he’s funny 100% of the time

[@mercuryrising4939]

You know a comedian is good if they confident enough to sit down and tell jokes.

[@QuestionYourWorld]

Cosby did the same thing. His monstrous acts aside, he was a very successful comedian.

[@wonder_9315]

Question Your World terrible person, outstanding comic

[@shiann261]

don't always have to be moving if you're entertaining enough

[@dojostv176]

When you're a stand up comedian, but nows not the time.

[@vernaereed1810]

He sits down because of issues with his back..

[@Akivaran]

I'm so glad that I'm not the only grown ass man that sends his groceries down the line like he wants them bagged. 100% why I use the self bag lines.

[@callieduval3000]

Yes I even tell the cashiers and the bag people I put everything like I want it on the belt in the bag pleased

[@grarycat1984]

My husband thinks I'm anal for organizing the food before it gets bagged...I do get beside myself if they mix up my arrangements....like I did that for you no guess work

[@IamTiaB]

Lol to work for free 🙃 got it👊🏾

[@EchoJ]

@@IamTiaB better to work for free 10mins bagging your own shit than have to take a week off work to recover from e.Coli bcos some bs cashier threw your grapes in a bag with that leaky tube of hamburger meat 🙂

[@ba__con]

100% I pack my groceries in a way that makes it easy for me to unpack them when I get home

[@BananaPhone234]

This is my new strategy..... we tipping everyone else but my terrible server....

[@DionneHunter]

Michael Sweeney Its a double edge sword... Because they see you, and believe you’re not going to tip so they give you sub par service, and it turns into a self fulfilling prophecy) so as the customer you are pissed that you can see how they are treating and speaking to other customers and the speed of service for others so you as a customer reflect that in your tip, then they, the server get pissed because you tipped poorly, and they continue to think it’s because black people don’t tip well and they treat the next person of color poorly too.

[@sonnylisten8131]

That is a good one, never thought of that

[@PaintedHoundie]

@@DionneHunter that's the service people's fault to me. you don't pick and choose what service to give people, let alone the fact black people notice that shit and will not give you shit because of that. everyone experience is different, but ive never been to any spot, got excellent service and we didnt tip, its usually shitty service people are hesitant to tip for. its a dumb stereotype to me, because people are basically admitting they give other groups of people better service. if they flipped the script, and gave shitty service to everyone else, they'd get less tips from those people.

[@SDP1231]

@@whoknowswhocares885 go

[@SDP1231]

@@DionneHunter I’ll I I’ll no I’ll or I I no ok no onii I

[@ThePlasticBowl]

Yo I never thought about tippin others in the restaurant just to spite a bad waiter that’s fuckin hilarious and genius

[@ketsiadutervil8846]

@Max Power wrong

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

I done it. Play with my service when I came to spend money? I will play you out.

[@andreacarraway5328]

NO! I’M NOT GOOD! I WANT THE ORIENTATION!! 😂🤣😂🤣💀

[@BlueSea92]

I don't like the fact that all through the comments nobody wrote "Mexicans got on boots" so that's why imma write it....for the culture.

[@evawambani7992]

🤣🤣🤣🤣...

[@mr.81gtx46]

Facts:Personal knife!!!

[@shiann261]

wasnt relevant to use at the time

[@biglordebunnyrabbit627]

I’m looking CeeCee!

[@BlueSea92]

@drewski5217 you right tho lol

[@2x4yellowbrick]

I feel like he used the chair for a lot more than just a hypothetical shopping cart. Prior to him standing up, he laid out the premise for the joke in a calm collected mood until he knew the audience understood where he was headed. Then he used a physical action(standing up from sitting) as a way to shift his tone in the narrative without the pace of the joke getting thrown off. The presentation of frustration was rehearsed and perfected.

[@amanialex8235]

Godamn you dissected that Siddiq's set like an examiner. On point though!

[@lopevi2]

He does that routinely though. It's a setup for a great story and rile up.

[@Flippokid]

I mean he's sitting down in the restaurant in the first half and walking through walmart in the second...

[@camquest6108]

I work at Walmart and his impression is quite accurate 😂💀

[@davidakins4431]

Same and I look up locations on my app for folks all the time if I don’t know where they are

[@beenaforever7260]

I use to hate walking through the electronics dept when I worked there lol.. I don’t know where anything is and my phone dead 😂😂😂

[@leemedrano4]

Am sorry

[@leemedrano4]

Apply @ Costco

[@norak919]

God I just LOVE how Ali tells his stories, cracks me up every time. I want him to get a Netflix special!!

[@EikottXD]

KZbin this is not happening he has three episodes

[@downrightcarnage]

KZbin The Domino Effect, it's amazing.

[@norak919]

@@downrightcarnage thank you, it was awesome!

[@jasimenmetcalf1870]

Omg I thought I was the only one ... my family hates me for this but I put my stuff on the conveyor belt how it should be packed ... AND stop putting MEAT with other food 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@livefree1111]

That’s how my mom taught me. And I place heavy items first then light items like bread last.

[@jasimenmetcalf1870]

Live Free yep ! Exactly how it should be !

[@oldpro8783]

they have bags for your meats my dude. just grab one or two of those and stuff your meats in em together. i get 1 bag for each type of meat im grabbing. they might take it out to scan it but they put it back in that bag and then into a new bag by itself. every time. i dunno bro maybe this helps relieve some stress in your everyday life.. just know you are using more bags this way and ultimately killing everyone just a little bit .. for some that's a trade off and for others that too is a source of relief.

[@jasimenmetcalf1870]

Oldpro87 your way is using more bags honestly.... I just want my meats in a bag together away from my other food .... and that works fine for me

[@oldpro8783]

@@jasimenmetcalf1870 yes half of my comment was about how i use more bags and derive small pleasure from the fact I am ending everyone's life a little bit quicker in an existential sort of way though I posed that as a hypothetical. sarcasm on the internet is difficult i suppose, but yes I use more bags.. intentionally, and the ramifications don't bother me, they entice me.

[@Leslie-wb8cb]

I love Ali!! He makes me laugh every time!

[@TendoTheDude]

He's the perfect mix of relatively clean premises with a touch of straight forwardness and realism.

[@deadpoetztampa]

On a side note, u sexy

[@yosefshawarma3739]

This is H-town's own, Ali Siddiq; one of the best storytellers in comedy.

[@robertschwartz4810]

I once tipped the bus boy and not the waiter because the only service I had was from the bus boy.

[@Lollita23]

I've has excellent food and mediocre service and I've gone straight to the kitchen and tipped the chef lol

[@clairefisher1088]

What's a bus boy? And why is it called that?

[@robertschwartz4810]

@@clairefisher1088 A bus boy busses (clears up) the tables, sets them up, and brings water, etc.

[@1snorelax]

@@clairefisher1088 think of it as there servers Assistant

[@Faastuu]

wtf bro in EU we don't have non of that@@robertschwartz4810

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

"Aye man, be easy" BE EASY???!!!!! 😭😭😭

[@samanthaa9815]

nah u need to do this on a black crowd bc that “be easy” line had me screaming 🤣

[@SonnyCombos]

I'm telling you! Lmfao It's even funnier to me, 'cause that's the same kinda shit I say to people. Customers too.

[@vernaereed1810]

PSA... He sits down during his sets because of problems with his back. He said being in prison sleeping on the hard surfaces damaged his back and he has lingering issues...

[@LordZevv]

I just took it as his style of comedy. Are people really complaining that he's not standing???

[@JubioHDX]

@@LordZevv I haven't seen any complaining but most people seem go just think he doesn't care about how he presents himself notbin a bad way tho like he just be chilling

[@alexguyson129]

@@LordZevv she said PSA just an announcement on why people may ask why he sits down i didnt know this tbh and dont really care that he sat instead of stood just cool to know

[@Dajizoids]

He's done plenty of stand-up after prison standing up he even did stand up in the prison standing up but take what I say with a grain of salt because you can still be right LOL

[@alannahschoolgmail]

@@Dajizoids Yes, and pain levels can change day-to-day

[@lyndon_sambo]

I love this man, he’s a real genius when it comes to comedy.

[@aldenz776]

Lmao the fact that I thought in my head "be easy" before he said it makes it funnier 😂

[@sirashley2355]

Chick-Fil-A is watching this during their orientation right now.

[@anthonywhite2132]

Sometimes it be like that Ali. I can appreciate a "y'all good" and "be easy"😂😂😂

[@christinabryant733]

This is the first thing to make me laugh all day. Thank you so much you don't even know how much that means to me.

[@clydecross1983]

Fuggin YES! When you said grocery stores, I felt represented. I hate the service at grocery stores.

[@cybertek3188]

It's gotten worse since the pandemic.

[@Blullaby]

I just find him hilarious ❤️ !!! The delivery is always 🔥. Also, I have worked in a fast food chain as a student (cash register / hostess) and I can not agree more !!! I did the orientation. I know how we're supposed to treat people. It is literally part of the job, so do the freaking job ! It absolutely blows my mind when the waiters can't bring themselves to smile or welcome you properly (same for cashiers), like, am I upsetting you by being a client to your workplace ? Did we fight without me noticing ?? So yeah, I hate the entitlement culture in the US. 'No but you HAVE to tip ! They don't make a lot' ... How do you know how much I make ? Does it mean it's fine to receive subpar service and REWARD it ? In the Netherlands, apparently people also EXPECT to be tipped because xy or z... But at least, some of the waiters actually try to be extra agreeable. In France, we tip if and when we feel like it. But never will a bad waiter or waitress see a tip. It's earned, not owed 😒

[@chillkid007]

This made me realize that I'm really getting older. 😂😂😂

[@Notcleverenough]

Right 😆😆 i dont care about the food, ill handle the food when it gets here. Im more interested in who you are as a professional now

[@prettyblindeyes4375]

I am crying over here BC my son drinks almond milk and I have to go through this all the time folks don't know where nothing is in the grocery store so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilsaks]

One of the best stand up comedians

[@CaptMoo]

As always Ali just needs to tell his daily stories, and its SO funny

[@BoomBAPSuede]

Dude is a legend!

[@kishamceady1359]

I love Ali I've been watching him every since he did Mitchell

[@hopeskies8710]

The truth dropped, the delivery.... you gotta love Ali!

[@carlcwms]

My first job was at a grocery store. They told us to help customers. Nowadays, I feel like I’m in their way while shopping.

[@alburnett75]

Ali is awesome. Never disappointed by anything he does ever!!!!

[@Mustgohome2003]

I can’t wait till he has his Netflix special. I’m here patiently waiting.

[@laustin2832]

I accidentally tipped a sacker $10 once. I only had 3 bags. I was his bestie until he quit. Lol.

[@cutup260]

When you realize you are that employee he's talking about?

[@ETS186]

The only stand up comedian that sits down

[@millimetr_peter]

Must not watch much stand up then lol

[@isaiahgonzalez6430]

Dave sits as well

[@cutup260]

Patrice O'Neal, Bill Cosby, Dave Chappelle all sit down

[@icemouf7480]

I used to be a bag boy at Kroger,now when I go to any grocery store I always tip the bag boy💎 thank you as well for your service Sir

[@ChrisTina-ix1ig]

"The worse are grocery store workers" Me" (laughs in Trader Joe's)

[@noswishers8752]

lmfao he one of the few comedians that i always like the video before i even watch it. 😭😂

[@antoniosmith5903]

This is the man off top when I can go see him at a club I’m on it I love comedy

[@Indiegirl007]

3:20 I swear thats Walmart. I asked an employee where the Molasses was. She went, "Molasses?? I don't think we sell that." Three minutes later and on the same aisle that she's stacking, she sees me pick up a bottle of molasses and smooth act like she didn't see a damn thing.

[@LordZevv]

You're lucky you even saw an employee in Walmart tbh 🤣 They're invisible as far as I'm concerned

[@hebrewharv8018]

@@LordZevv 😂😂😂😂 that’s super facts

[@elijahsimes3419]

Favorite Ali quote: “Mitchell this ain’t gonna be good for you bruh.”

[@Flash_1689]

Who the in the hell calls it "sacking ". 😭😭😂😂 this is beyooond me. ☠😭😂

[@nononsense5182]

Old school when they did take your grocery to your trunk and put it in... Thank you One of kids first honest jobs, with a tip!🙄

[@Amber-db9cz]

I thought it was bagging lol

[@SamBassComedy]

Dude, this guy is the cool ass dude I have met a few times while working in a restaurant. Easily the guy who makes the job worth it that month. They should have titled this video "Blueberries and Bleach!" So damn funny of a line. Something I never thought I would hear.

[@vladimirzhivanevskaya5474]

I don't work in a grocery store, but I can tell someone where the non-dairy milks are in 9/10 stores--in the cereal isle. Everyone seemed to decide that's where they go. Of course, most stores now also have non-dairy milks in the milk section o_o

[@nahomeassefa9503]

That's crazy.. I've done tipping this exact way for over a decade. Honestly it was surprising but refreshing to know there's others just like me lol.

[@dixiecyrus8136]

You're gonna start a war giving out tips to everybody else 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JerKur18]

My grocery chain's training sucks. I'm that guy who doesn't know where anything is, but I also work in the seafood section, so I can't leave and peruse the store to study it all ( wouldn't matter if I did, memory sucks ), and I don't know anything about seafood because the management doesn't even know anything about seafood, so I've got to take it upon myself to learn on my own, and let me tell you all, I've never been a good learner. So it pisses me off when people are rude about me not knowing anything, when I can't even get any proper training and help. Plus, nothing's in a logical place. Put the damn almond and soy milk with the other milk! Why the hell not?

[@mamatoucan9993]

You don’t put the tetra pack almond milk with the refrigerated cow milk because that refrigeration space is more valuable. If you can display it on the shelf without it going bad, that’s what you do.

[@mpierre3026]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 The groceries bit got me, cuz that's just me

[@rhappyd6577]

I like your idea of tipping everyone else except the terrible waiter. Love me some Ali

[@Pumpkin0_0]

Even when I was a young teen looking like I hadn't reached puberty yet there was always a "Hello"/"Good day" and a "Have a nice day"/"Have a nice weekend" with a friendly tone in my country. Even children are treated with respect. I can't even imagine things being like he described happening here. xD

[@DeeDaKaang1]

Ali Siddiq is literally your favorite comedians favorite comedian.

[@kyieshaofford2447]

Lmao I use to work at a grocery store in high school first time a customer asked me I took that man to 4 out of 9 grocery aisles before I got him to the right one lol we both were looking at the signs hanging above the aisles to see if it was the right one lmao I remember being soooo embarrassed lol hahaha

[@paulgarza3810]

I relate to this way too much 😂

[@ShaniyahD]

2:40, well at least he's observant and aware of his surrounding to notice at least the company name as well as the employee name to recognize that he's an employee there, because I'll have my name tag on with the company name, plus I'm doing stock and people will still ask me , " excuse me, do you work here?" I'm like....😕

[@ggundercover3681]

Don't get mad man. Because there are ppl who don't work there and get mistaken cuz they have the same color shirt. Or they are turned and you can't see if there is a name tag. It's called being safe cuz damn I've seen ppl get embarrassed for assuming.

[@ShaniyahD]

@@ggundercover3681OK let me repeat half of what said, I'll have my name tag on WITH THE COMPANY NAME WHILE DOING STOCK.

[@Anggelos876]

The man speaks the same truth. I agree on the tip, tip for good service.

[@bigmacdog4591]

I love his tipping plan! I mever knew what the right think to do was for bad service.

[@TorskiDobsonArnold]

Facts..you always find it before they do. 😂😂😂😂

[@Odawg96]

I’ve ALWAYS put my groceries on the conveyor belt in the order I want the bag. Great minds think alike!

[@Omoloya1]

YES!!!!!! I can't tip everybody, I tip out of guilt, and I hate (and love) the familiarity we do. 😂❤😂🙌🏿✊🏿🤷🏿‍♀️

[@Zeiss120]

Almond Milk that isn't in the refrigerated section is in the baking isle on the east cost... Because its kept with the powder milk, rice milk, condensed, coconut, etc in the store.

[@whoaX_]

I love Ali Siddiq

[@delightfulkassim8937]

It's too damn early for me to be coughing and choking laughing so damn hard.

[@seanstrick5998]

Yes dude is funny as they come,he just hasn't gotten the recognition he deserves, yet?

[@reggiethecommenter9137]

0:56 THIS. I was at a grocery store when I was around 30 (black man). I said “how are you doing?” to the cashier. He said “sup n*gga”. That is not how greeted Karen!!!!

[@desireeallen-barimah7872]

He is so right in every point made especially how to pack my groceries, I do the same thing I send my items the way I want them packed!!! If you pack them wrong I’m gonna educate you than I’m gonna request they retrain you!!! That tipping issue so true if you don’t earn it, you’re not getting it, the bus person who did everything the service should have done trust me I looked for the bus person who gave me the service the server didn’t, I put the tip right in they hands don’t share nothing with them humph 😤

[@KDRusha]

You know how good of a comedian you have to be to do your set sitting in a chair? Chapelle-esque

[@TheArchersTungsten]

His new special is pre jail stories it’s amazing. Hilarious

[@everyonecanachieve]

These are FACTS!!

[@Nephibis]

I understand the Almond Milk situation from the perspective of the people working there because I didn't even know Almond milk existed until a customer asked me where it was. My 1st thought was "what the fuck is almond milk?" I assumed it would be where the milk was because it had milk in the name, but it wasn't there. What customers don't understand is that there are so many products in the store that no 1 person can know everything the store has and where it is. Customers ask for stuff they use, so they would have a hint of an idea of where something might be, but an associate who doesn't use that specific item isn't even going to know where to begin to look, so there is several times more of a chance that you are going to find that thing. Stores typically put things together based on how they are used and since you use it you would know what similar things are used in the process of using it and that helps you find it where as that person who doesn't use it wouldn't even recognize those things. Not to mention they have no idea what they are looking for. They only have a name and in their head they are seeing an object with no shape, color or anything and it could look like anything in existence and on top of that we typically don't know how it is used and even if we were told chances are we wouldn't know because we aren't familiar enough with the process of using it to know where it is to begin with., so they could look right at it and not know, because they don't use it. The purpose of yelling where it is isn't for the customer that was looking, but so the other people can stop looking and so they know where it is when another person asks in the future. When you work at a store they don't give you a map or tell you were everything is. That would take months if not years of training. There are people who work at stores for years and there is still a few things they can't tell you were they are. The customer only thinks of things from the perspective of what they want, but don't understand from the perspective of someone who doesn't use the same things they use. Customers forget that we are only human and not a robot with every detail of the store embedded into our brains.

[@macchen9840]

2:45 every grocery store in PG County 🤣

[@MrSpookdog418]

I just went through this for Almond butter the other day while I was doing instacart.

[@phoenixislandgirl]

I agree. In the Caribbean tips are based on great customer service. It's not a requirement.

[@dncboi84]

He is sooooo right!! 💯💯 I HATE the kind of customer service that people are considering acceptable! I’m a server and I KNOW without a doubt that if I give crappy service, I’m NOT PAYING MY BILLS! Lol Unfortunately, not all customer service workers live off tips, maybe more of them should and just maybe they’d give better service! Walmart and McDonald’s are the worst!! I actually had a shift manager tell me to google the customer service number because she didn’t know it. Well, I didn’t expect her to actually know the number, but what I did expect was her to make an effort to see what my problem was to begin with, maybe she could’ve fixed it without me calling the higher ups, but nope… She didn’t even take the time to even pretend to care, she just said that she didn’t know it or where it was so I should just google it. 😂💀

[@Eralen00]

ali is 100% right. Every grocery store i go to now everyone has an attitude. They just start filling the plastic bags, then when I ask for paper they act like its some big inconvenience. I just bring my own bags and go to the self check out now

[@humixmusic4lyf]

HE NEEDED MORE TIME!!!!! 5 MINUTES FOR THIS LEGEND?!?!!?

[@bluedeparture]

Lol 😂 facts. Black on black be like y’all good and my black be like facts 🤦🏽‍♂️😆

[@queenonyxbutterfly]

I am so late! I am enjoying this guy's comedy! I have been binge watching him off and on for the past week now 🤣

[@kingsleyatuba]

same here

[@karlaboi3896]

I like this guy 😂binge watching all his stuff

[@icemouf7480]

This is real!!...I went to Walmart a while back and I just wanted to go in and get out quick!..I had to get a few odd things I knew I couldn't find fast...then I passed the flower and planting department right next to the dog food,I saw two gentleman unloading merchandise and I asked "can you help me find a 5 gallon bucket, mice traps?", I already knew where the dog food was. And he stopped what he was doing and found it in less than 5 minutes....he was very professional and I offered to give him 20 bucks and he didn't take it!...thank you Sir for your service!

[@ayomarvo]

😂 I tell customers be easy SOMEtimes... damn!!

[@SomeBoredVato]

Every since I became a cook, I only tip the cooks lol

[@LordZevv]

As a fellow cook, I approve this comment! lmao

[@tbcd_rsa1005]

Yow big brother we need and want more of your videos

[@oghash4912]

Ali funny as hell

[@IAmHeartbreak_]

The waiter should have told him "Mexicans Got On Boots" (IYKYK)

[@Isaiah42069]

That Labradorite ring is amazing.

[@pamelajett4095]

Hilarious!😍😍😍Handsome too!💋❤

[@gabrielgarcia-fraire9504]

🤣 I was just telling my uncle over the phone that the ordered i get the harder it is to care about people I dont know.

[@deshaebraun3962]

Lol! The groceries. I sort and group all of my items too. It’s a huge pet peeve when they follow the order

[@leee.8937]

I DO THIS TOO! FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS! 🙌🏿 "Here you go Ms. Hosts, here you go Mr. Busboy"

[@neferin]

Nice set

[@magellanmax]

"Be easy!" 😅

[@nickgavis0305]

This dude obviously ain’t been to Publix. They got great customer service

[@loryntaylor1970]

We don’t have Publix in Texas. 🙃

[@katiedunlap235]

Publix is the goat

[@PhreeLark]

Yeah man Publix on point every where else has Krugers.

[@cherylbarnes-hudson3709]

That is why....Stores making you SACK your Own...😂😂❤😂❤😂😂

[@tr3gilliespie607]

That was a killer set

[@bobthompson4319]

I worked at Walmart and would put all the stuff in correctly like ali said cold with cold can food with can food ect-ect and the managers couldn't figure out why my line would have 7-8 people waiting and there would be 4-5 empty check out lines.

[@lindathornton6607]

I feel you on that one. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RondaDM]

ALL OF THE ABOVE‼I AGREE 100%‼