Cold Opens That Have Nothing To Do With Police Work | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[@josemaria8177]

What do you mean the Halloween heist isn't police work? What are you going to say next? That the Jimmy Jab games aren't a crucial part of police work?

[@riahru1160]

Ikr! The nerve of these people XD

[@jaaaryl]

*snorts*

[@harshrajbasant]

​@@jaaarylunderrated😂

[@DTI_GURLY_13]

THE AUDACITY

[@Xewtthame]

I don't know who has it but I will find it

[@sebastienvondoom8615]

"The problem is you're thinking like detectives." "No, I'm definitely not." Underrated Scully moment.

[@g.g.3794]

Gotta admire the self-awareness

[@XavierBlackburn777]

Scully was for real here

[@saeriest]

i ran to the comments to see if anyone commented on it. its GOLDEN

[@DaddyjeeFF]

10:44 😂

[@TrevorCopter]

“THE FULL BULLPEN!” is the quote of the show! It’s funny, it’s silly; ultimately though, it’s an acknowledgment of Holt’s understanding, acceptance, and perpetuation of the 99’s personality and that is the true narrative arc of Brooklyn 99

[@aaren_gaming]

man i wish i could rewatch B-99 with a fresh memory as if im watching everything for the first time (ive watched it 8 times over and currently watching bloopers and other related videos on youtube)

[@DoodleBrainStudios]

I’m just planning to wait like 10 years and then watch it again.

[@BeckyM2000]

11:31 Peralta yelling there's pigeon everywhere after it flies into fan in precinct is the best cold open😂

[@gekkogamer8740]

Question: Why did the pigeon flew into the fan?

[@DoodleBrainStudios]

@@gekkogamer8740becuz pijinz r dum

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

I will always laugh at Jake’s need to prove he’s right backfiring, like with the soup and the secret Santa.😂😂😂 Also, Holt, Jake and Rosa achieving super speed from drinking too much coffee is great.😆

[@Zenn_Chan]

Jake is an UNSETTLINGLY good detective. Man really does deserve the title of genius

[@mrbrianandrewsmith]

"Wait, where are my eggs?" "In my belly." Holt straight up broke into their apartment and ate their breakfast. 😂

[@DoodleBrainStudios]

Not only not police work but illegal 😂

[@phousefilms]

Hitchcock:"I DID get Charl-les!" XD Holt:"Should we draw the names again and leave Jake out?" Everyone:"Yes!" Jake:"Noooo! Sherlock wants a present!" XD The slow motion from the coffee kills me. "And I'm stuck....I'm STTTTTUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK!" XD Jake: "The problem is, you're thinking like detectives..." Scully:"No, I'm definitely not..." LMFAO! The zoom ins and Jakes look of sheer disappointment at Charles "Diane Wiest Infection", XD "The FULL BULLPEN!" "Amy is my mom..." "What?!!!" XD Holt being in the bedroom and having eaten Jake's breakfast, XD

[@truepotential206]

Can you do a compilation of all 99 toilet convos 🤣 . Like Jake and holt when holt gets transferred to Public relations. Jake and Kevin when Kevin wants Jake to investigate gold coin at university. Hitchcock nd Skully discovering Jina s secret bathroom, catching a guy who filed false case on his phone being stolen etc

[@steady_94]

"Hey guys. I know something, but I can't tell you how I know." 😂

[@CanaldoPortador]

10:24 I know that the joke for us is that Amy is trying to get into the fun but that was actually a solid joke! Underrated Amy moment 😂😂😂😂

[@leavemealone802]

2:03 the fact Scully gringed at his own shoes while sleeping

[@KeithFraser82]

22:28 Everyone else trying to get Gina to look up from her phone: *subtle psychological manipulation* Rosa trying to get Gina to look up from her phone: *AIR HORN*

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

The suit case of Mystery 😂😂😂

[@andrewgagne5063]

I'm I the only one here who still wants to know what is in the suitcase.

[@Akkers24]

But what was in it Joe?! WHAT WAS INSIIIIDEEEEE!!!!!

[@KeithFraser82]

Sounds like a good title for a children's TV show. "This week, Jakey opens the Suitcase of Mystery and finds...a world where fish live on land! What a mystery!"

[@TheSB63]

You can really tell that they're american the way Jake is the best detective there and still doesnt have money on a constant basis

[@ploopyfudgewink9207]

That “you never trade 7 footers with 3 point range” is so real. It doesn’t get enough love ❤️

[@April_1606]

In "Jake and Sophia", Amy definitely informed Captain Holt that she will be late and that's why he knew the answer 😂😂😂😂

[@nymasuno]

secret santa deduction scene is severely underrated

[@somedeadboi]

"if i dont make it tell gina i love her"

[@nicholassande3323]

OK how is not listing the best cop movies not police work. Very important work

[@parryyotter]

The Dianne Wiest infection is literally my favorite line of all time. The stare and absolute silence that follow make me lose it every time.

[@JonesyBoy19994]

Same! I know it’s coming but it gets me every time! 😂😂

[@ReeKii]

the real mysteries i wanna know from b99: what's in that suitcase and what's in scully's basement

[@ZoeyKiritu]

Is Kelly his wife or his dog?

[@irishladdie1500]

Did we ever find out what was in The Suitcase of Mystery?

[@Loopie131]

24:17 the best Rosa reaction 😄

[@misterharris1135]

@3:20, Santiago would have called ahead to Holt to let him know she was running behind.

[@davidparker.2227]

Exactly. Very sus.

[@antoniojimenez7148]

2:52 just realized Captain Holy would’ve actually said something like “It’s 9:01” rather than “It’s 9am”

[@dave.the.destroyer]

THE FULL BULLPEN!!!

[@aryaa7334]

Day 67 of asking the admin to make a 'the squad using accents' compilation

[@aryaa7334]

It will be good annd professional ja? Its appears zat a crime has been commited en nowan vill konfez

[@Mbeteeeeee]

Being in the 99 is enough

[@adam346]

"should we draw again and leave Jake out?"

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

I love that this or The office channels are still active

[@Luka-u2o4d]

20:10 best cop movie of all time 😂

[@DaddyjeeFF]

16:33 WHATT!?!?!?! 😂😂😂

[@DaddyjeeFF]

17:02 😂😂😂😂

[@Infernape1998]

16:38 If he said “mom” or “mommy” instead of “Amy,” it would have been hilarious.

[@primerex6935]

Like YEAST!!!!!!

[@dpg154]

Amazingly timed ad stopped the video at 15:52 🤣

[@dercas79]

OMG....I forgot about the close-up face cam when Boyle was in the bombsuit...lmao

[@MrSiLenTb88]

I don't care what anyone says, Charles Boyle is the best Character in all of B99

[@BR8671A]

21:32 I translated what the old woman said and it was Russian and Babushka means Grandma

[@parryyotter]

You had to translate that? Really?

[@BR8671A]

@ I was curious

[@mike11h27]

“The full bullpen!” 😂

[@remainJD]

I still wanna know if Kelly is Scully's wife or dog😂 or did i just not pay enough attention 😅

[@alecisback1]

15:57 holt reaction here got me 😂😂😂

[@surajgupta9808]

"If I don't make it, tell Gina I LOVE her!!"

[@EphPhaThaINC]

Gina’s worst day at work ever. Collecting both Holt and Jake’s pants in a bag.

[@pqfire0950]

If she loves robocop she'd love judge dredd 😂

[@MugenTheWanderer]

Each of these involves detective work

[@j-l-c-0088]

How does getting rid of Scully's gross shoes involve detective work???

[@Light-at-Dawn]

The beginning 😂😂😂

[@SalKhayer]

"Like YEAS-"

[@XavierBlackburn777]

The Halloween heist has nothing to do with work(scoffs)

[@DoodleBrainStudios]

Without any other implication of what was in the suitcase, I want to assume it may have been the outfit Gina piked out for Jake.

[@Xewtthame]

We've had those for years

[@Xewtthame]

Click on a group your in then click profile picture the three dots are on the right then get to the bottom

[@ZoeyKiritu]

This comment section has the best taste in comedy. NINE NINE !💪🏼

[@richard4cz]

18:00 Was Mr. Stevens arrested for something jeggings-related?😅

[@kingofrunescapepking]

Yeah, turns out wearing a reverse thong in front of a bunch of teenagers is a serious crime

[@Theofficialmaka]

Love this show forever!!!!!!!

[@Xewtthame]

I had already been blinded on my right then they made me look like a version of who you were just talking about

[@Avaaator]

I love thsi

[@cadmet-p6t]

okay guys please help me. I looove this show brooklyn 99, How i met your mother, blackish but not friends the office....please recommend me such sitcoms I am super in need.

[@taysoud]

The Good Place

[@KeithFraser82]

You could try The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, that has somewhat similar humour to Brooklyn 99.

[@danielled8665]

Community. I guarantee you it'll be your vibe.

[@ZoeyKiritu]

Superstore is awesome

[@DaveoAU]

Kim’s convenience

[@professorg-smooth2873]

How is it in all their talk of best Cop movies and no one mentions Police Academy.

[@Xewtthame]

Daaaaadeeeeee

[@Xewtthame]

Yes

[@Xewtthame]

Snickers? Try a Mars bar

[@Jeehaun]

Bet that cop feels REAL stupid now that Porzingis is an NBA champion smh...

[@bromeethere]

If my police department dont have annual heists, I don't want it

[@Xewtthame]

2 fakes on the floor the real invisible to the eye

[@harshvardhanrai2823]

1 MINUTE AGO IS DIABOLICAL

[@Xewtthame]

Henrietta

[@Xewtthame]

I have to turn our ⚛ back on

[@Xewtthame]

And it was the original never give a fifty percent size bill out again search for magnifying glass

[@Xewtthame]

They wont

[@davicajohnson3744]

Yeast infection 😆😆😆😆😆

[@thepriorstone4064]

Sorry but Gina def should’ve picked Rosa over Jake, HE barely knows anything about her and he’s know her the longest

[@Xewtthame]

Captain?

[@Xewtthame]

John

[@Xewtthame]

Angels with filthy souls?

[@CyanYvette]

I genuinely never understood why he decided to take off his pants ? 😂😂

[@orangegradient4309]

To have them cleaned

[@Xewtthame]

And then left

[@user-cj6yk9mj8l]

😂

[@Xewtthame]

A prank

[@Xewtthame]

Oh he likes young girls

[@Xewtthame]

2 minutes or longer

[@Xewtthame]

Your not

[@Xewtthame]

Z?

[@Xewtthame]

GBP

[@Light-at-Dawn]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Xewtthame]

The f?

[@Xewtthame]

U.K

[@william.white43]

im here far too early

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

It’s literally the office

[@Keraed]

It’s literally not though. Different filming style, entirely different premise, different humor style.

[@Xewtthame]

July,4,1776

[@levilevikoo3708]

Liiike YEEAST

[@Xewtthame]

The f

[@Mrs_Laurence]

Early

[@cameronelizabeth7665]

Jesus loves you 🫶🏻🙂✝️

[@YourHumbleNarrator]

And I keep telling him I just see him as a friend.

[@parryyotter]

Ew