Neanderthals Were Genuine MONSTERS.

[@Shidonmytid]

Fun fact, it's actually more likely that Neanderthals ate themselves into extinction bc in times of food scarcity, they would eat each other! :D

[@J0SH881]

Where did you learn this

[@AnthonyDestroTarin-munoz-d1d]

Excuse me WHAT!!!!

[@Datfyee]

@@J0SH881 common sense

[@cheese4825]

They dumb as hell

[@J0SH881]

@Datfyee how tf is this common sense? They died due to us breeding them out

[@gamingwithmeobviously5753]

2:21 Joe making fun of Neanderthals like he isn't 5'6

[@blueshark2021]

Hes 6’4💀

[@willyyy8779]

@@blueshark20215’10 0:56

[@F4t7ly]

@@willyyy8779 he was talking about the tallest neanderthal genius

[@icyblue9994]

He 6,1 gng

[@chspotato4774]

@@blueshark2021he is 6’1

[@isaacsilvas2285]

-also a beast that lived during the this time the short faced bear Weight 2000lbs Had thick fur and hide allowing it to be extremely durable Bite force 3000psi equal too modern crocodilians They had long limbs giving them excellent speed and maneuverability Fastest running bear at 40-50mph It had a strong bulky muscular build It would hunt giant sloths bison horses sometimes elephants and woolly mammoths Height 6feet on legs 11feet

[@kerrigan1583]

not enough people talk about how insane giant sloths are, sounds horrifying 😟

[@exorio2.012]

So basically the hulk

[@somerandomperson-ih4dx]

The bear villain in brave

[@CountryHunterVids]

@@kerrigan1583they not scary lil bro

[@parrot_snake9723]

@@CountryHunterVidsyou don’t know enough about them lil bro

[@dumptruck4083]

12:04 throwin` out insults like it’s gonna argue back 😂

[@Pug_Patrol]

They can walk 30 miles barefoot, with a deer on their back💀

[@eldenburgjacob]

Watch me do it with an elephant instead

[@yesimfunatparties9337]

Nonsense the raw meat would easily spoil before they could walk that far

[@AnonymousCalesthenics]

@@yesimfunatparties9337yea maybe but they would probably still eat it and it wouldnt be that bad unless the animal was cut open so it was probably still edible people back then probably didnt care about the quality of the food much because they had to hunt animals and eat them or they would die and many people then also sometimes went days whitout food and would eat a rotten rat if it was all they had

[@DragonCardArt]

how do we actuelly know that they did that??

[@PyroFortress2007]

@AnonymousCalesthenicsthey could still get sick if it turns rotten or spoiled though.

[@AngelPlays08]

1:44 yeah the NFL Neanderthal Football League 😭😂

[@Mahan-hp6jc]

LMAOOO

[@hainleysimpson1507]

Gridiron football or normal football

[@KenanLaudat-tp3bp]

Imagine a 6'5 Neanderthal doing the same training as a power lifter? Like imagine that guy just breaking into your house...I'd give him everything

[@UmbraRain]

same 😂

[@slowestflake]

i honestly wish we were neanderthals, it would awesome to do hand to hand combat/wrestling with a bear or some crazy stuff

[@YourBigDaddyOwO]

​@@slowestflake no need to be a neanderthal for that. Just be a russian

[@KenanLaudat-tp3bp]

@slowestflake I'm sure a Neanderthal vs like a black bear would be like average man vs average dog, brown bears would be a bigger issue but maybe possible with a weapon

[@diosnumber1stfan]

​@@slowestflake nah they seem ugly

[@The1-The-G]

I did not know that I would get fucking clobbered by a neaderthal, but here we are.

[@Nba_nut]

Bro i thought they were dumb 💀

[@Socks...]

If remember correctly, they were one of our competitors, so yea

[@geometryasher6240]

Me too

[@user-sy2gh6vm8v]

They’re of relative intelligence, we just had a larger frontal lobe

[@dagtheking5739]

They had bigger brains.

[@dagtheking5739]

And our older specimens had bigger brains.

[@CrystalDonnelly-s5p]

The fact that the animals didn’t attack the Neanderthals as predation but self defense is actually so crazy 💀💀💀

[@quentinbarker7534]

majority of animals are like this with us today

[@CrystalDonnelly-s5p]

@ Ik but the Neanderthals didn’t have the technology that we did and they still managed to get animals to try to protect themselves from the Neanderthals

[@abulrex_h4771]

@@quentinbarker7534for some reason we downplay our actual dominance in this earth and i think the reason for that is a coping mechanism to hide the fact that we are monsters

[@Jessecarspotter]

0:01 a handsome man starts talking

[@swarsfr]

ong

[@conefih]

is that a wrx i see

[@Fachezz]

your lesbian

[@AscendingBlazed]

​@@Fachezz You're* dummy

[@3thereal.4udi0s]

@@Fachezz ??

[@hyperthetical]

so happy to see my favourite neanderthal watching one of my favourite history channels

[@TurtleGun147]

18:12 Joe trying not to laugh 😂

[@therizzler-k3n]

that’s crazy that homo sapiens and neanderthals lived at the same time…

[@Margot_est_douce.]

Loved this! Always inspiring to watch your work.

[@Cheetohfingers_91]

Stop bot

[@jakemcclain6365]

Maybe the real Neanderthals were thee friends we made along the way

[@NickGoldsby]

GE-GE-GET OUT

[@urrekoning]

Maybe arcane… was the friends we made along the way 😔

[@KelzQelzz]

disney ending

[@seigemakesstuff]

Jaybe it is Jaybe not

[@Juicymanjay]

@NickGoldsby "get out" in december bro wrap ts up

[@DanielZima4k]

0:19 Joe at the start was getting freaky😭💀

[@JTR38]

Joe was really on his 😩😩👅👅 arc

[@S1al_]

wdym

[@jzvrl]

What

[@sylbez]

he was literally stonefaced

[@S1al_]

@@sylbez i feel like he always does that

[@JTR38]

5:59 me getting my test papers thinking I got a good grade (I’m gonna be living on the streets)

[@0Connorman0]

Joe blessed us with his neanderthal hairline

[@Xeatc]

0:00 buff cutey patootie starts yapping

[@Loxiiuzz]

7:17 their whole life is pretty much training they hunt for food and water every day they where built as hunter gatherers if humans did that nowadays they could probably do around 200-250 pounds.

[@AutobotGoldbug]

Neanderthals were just real life saiyans

[@mattasium4997]

Joe you're a freak of nature

[@glide325real]

man here I was thinking the Neanderthals’ deep conversations went like “ooga clunk clunk” 💀

[@yaya6195]

Same I forgot that they were also humans 😭

[@xuexuemiawakashulumhamasak1640]

When I was in ninth grade I asked my teacher if humans had Neanderthal DNA and he said “if you’re blonde and have blue eyes you are more Neanderthal than everyone else” (I was the only blonde kid) so for the following 2 years people would call me Neanderthal or “thal”

[@NickGoldsby]

Hi thal

[@RobbyFN1]

Wsp thal

[@Datfyee]

whats up thal

[@sylbez]

yo thal

[@brrttaa]

Que thal

[@Wiseyounggrasshopper]

I love how we speak so confidently about something we haven’t seen with our own two eyes.

[@bullwinkleofficalYT]

Neanderthals were insane dude.

[@clipstooblivion7720]

I watched this video like a month ago. I’m rlly here just for joes yapping

[@FisherZ25]

Neanderthals off to the zoo lmfao 1:35

[@Andrew_Anuszkiewicz]

1:43 imagine being a NFL running back and being rocked by an actual Neanderthal who was captured and made to play football 💀💀💀

[@00_treyy]

Not my king Derrick Henry he would never

[@Synnzinopsis]

​@TreyDoodlebrother king Henry would get decked

[@AGNTCC]

0:00 baby boy starts talking

[@SMLTheoryReuploaded]

1:50 You know what else is crazy?

[@hedgehogofdeath6666]

🦕🦕😭🙏😠🤣🤘🐮🐄🎶😎🥧🧱🍌😜😏😉😐💋😦🤯👁️😩⛓️🤠😄😂🤟🩺🍉🥺✊🏿🏑📴🧟👹

[@CyclicDBL]

LOOWWWWW TAPER FADE

[@dominatorofscreens]

Crazy?

[@SamSulekWatcher157]

@CyclicDBLyou beat me to it

[@erikruelas7090]

Bro these guys are built like comic accurate wolverine

[@penguingames6684]

Any neanderthals in the chat?

[@Supdood.]

Yo!

[@eggsbox-wf8ku]

👋

[@peytongorham8701]

Yea I’m 3%

[@Arr0nnn]

Current 5.2 percent

[@iamnotpope7012]

60%

[@Thedigitaldestroy]

0:30 no bro my ancestors arent sleeping with neanderthals , i am

[@navyhacks2095]

Bro a Neanderthal punch would range from 50-150 psi but a punch from Mike Tyson would be 160 psi. MIKE TYSON UPSCALED NEANDERTHALS BY 10 POINTS!

[@Julia-cl2kn]

One trained Neanderthal and it's probably lights out for him 😭 (if said Neanderthal can even reach his head 💀)

[@MrTakeYourBithc]

​@@Julia-cl2knhey mike tyson knocked people out who were much taller than him same thing goes for the neanderthral and mike tyson is shorter than the average heavyweight too

[@hanslanda8303]

Ur not considering their lack of training bud

[@M-x-E_Main]

An untrained neadrathal being 50-150 while prime Mike Tyson has 160

[@Dzagoev-v7z]

​@@Julia-cl2knDo you think mike tyson is 2 meters tall or what

[@MikeOckslone]

😂the human nature for me to still say “Nah id win”

[@SMLTheoryReuploaded]

1:07 You know what else you can imagine?

[@ChefVibez]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

[@ImaRizzlaFN]

TAPERRRRR

[@Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]

FFFFFAAAAAADDDEEEEEEE

[@Ive_gyatt_an_orignal_name]

Wdym

[@Brook_strawhat456]

It’s MASSIVE

[@МеІІ]

Neanderthal starts speaking at 0:10

[@femi4978]

i think that the without training thing is misleading, cause their lifestyle was already so crazy and using that as their basic stats seems in accurate

[@flizzygibbs]

A primal human could only defeat a modern top level athlete when it comes to a marathon, in terms of strength weight lifters are physically stronger than modern primal humans. Training takes you beyond what is traditionally possible living in the wild

[@ssj_junior]

Imagine a 6ft 6 Neanderthal, absolute monster

[@IsaacHND]

17:25 Joe being species-ist 😔

[@trevorbeckenhauer]

Literally the perfect running back build💀

[@williamsutton6738]

They were only that strong because they had to be. Get a time machine, gentrify prehistory, and they’d be just as puny as us.

[@100jr3]

They lived in Eurasia and splited up from homo erectus which had left Africa!

[@luxpry2640]

1:14 you know what else you could imagine

[@stephenlewis8825]

LOWWWWW TAPER FADE

[@NoName75241]

Berserkers were alive even before the samurai 😂

[@Funkymonkeygtag]

Is it just me or does anyone want to see joes headphone in dent

[@Skibidmaster71]

joe loves the hills

[@DrDector]

1:14 Imagine if ninja got a low taper fade 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@IsaacHND]

it's still MASSIVE

[@Mas-Pokey]

yes king "is that d good?" yes king "you gon cook for daddy" yes king uhuhhuhhuhu

[@bildermate]

Wtf

[@Mas-Pokey]

@@bildermate real

[@Ben_Handles]

Is Joe watching a documentary about Mike Tyson??? 😂

[@Paraven]

joe never fails to make my life better

[@RileyA.]

Aw :)

[@BSell-b1q]

This guy has the funniest head shape I've ever seen

[@Bananabread-m1k]

Joe acting like he ain’t 5’2

[@Kahoneki]

blessed be thou when joe uploads

[@Isaacthegamer123]

In the age of Europe in the full age Europe was drastically different. You have the giant Diaz you have the bears don’t forget about the hyenas because that big desert in Africa doesn’t exist yet. Don’t forget about the lions. Don’t forget about the megaphone which is basically just means giant animals.

[@TiredOfPigs]

@@Isaacthegamer123 sh up isaac

[@Isaacthegamer123]

How did you find me?

[@TiredOfPigs]

@@Isaacthegamer123 dude shut up Ur not funny

[@TarikUgurlu-c7i]

Neanderthal would be so cool as a sub species today to see 😂

[@KaydenRalson]

I thought Joe was a Neanderthal

[@granvilledavid7814]

I don't know how anything could kill a mammoth with a spear when modern humans struggle to kill bears with guns.

[@UkzGT]

21:14 "Talk to us"=Talk tuahs

[@S.Uranus]

ENOUGH!😭

[@alvinjago8439]

00:00 the biggest most insane yapping session you have ever heard starts here

[@brandonrossward]

When humans took to the caves to hide from Neanderthals. When meteor ☄️ hit, it took most of them out and we could out number them.

[@MilesMcKnight-bj3tw]

2:35 big ass eyebrow bones

[@slushyboi192]

Joe posting another great video 🎉❤

[@pmaproALTductions]

1:08 yk what else I can imagine 💇

[@ilovecheeseburger123]

ILOW TAPER FADE

[@Liamlovesboy]

Lowwwwwww Tappppeeeerrrrrrr Fadddddeeeee

[@parmesanproductions2856]

If even one person in Joe barts chat can bench 500 I will eat a tire

[@Pinkfluffyunicorns-b3h]

0:00 king Joe starts to speak

[@hadrielvasu7064]

EXTINCT ZOO VIDS AT LAST. MORE PLEASE SIRRR

[@HomoErectus_UprightMan]

This is just me and the boys.

[@sevenseven7990]

A good chunk of Neanderthals interbred with homosapians, i myself have a small portion of neanderthall dna, im stocky as fuck and have pretty good strength for a shut in lol

[@JacobWorthington-j2n]

Im a freak of nature 👅

[@DUMB-J2]

I swear bro if Neanderthals were around today and one of them just trained and went to the gym every single day for like five years he’s gonna look like bane bro like the over exaggerated comic bane 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@blarghblarghh]

i love going to town with neanderthals

[@the_3_survivals3s83]

GARHHHHH, HEAVYYY TINGGGG, *casually lifts a car and throws it because they trained lifting boulders with one hand*

[@Jayden-kr4um]

Joe you're my favorite neanderthal.

[@angelicafujino725]

neanderthals actually had the same sizes of brains as us

[@CarlosMontoya-v5n]

0:00 angry skinny thumb starts talking

[@VaughnVacca]

That’s crazy

[@thyh4737]

Ai is so good I can almost believe he’s still here🕊️✝️

[@pablitim8930]

A big difference between humans and Neanderthals is that humans lived in much larger groups than Neanderthals which is one theory on why they went extinct.

[@brainrotsigma-j7o]

Nice vids Joe, never fail to entertain me! ❤

[@RAHHH-p8r]

0:00 DADDY!!!

[@SpearLevyMain]

12:02 I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING LMAO

[@JohnnyCoolGuy266]

They probably beat *it* to cave paintings

[@IsaacHND]

wdym I still do

[@mmink.]

and by it… well… lets just say… my peanits

[@TheMurphyTwin]

Killing a Elephant with a rock is genuinely insane

[@williamsutton6738]

Humans did used to be shorter, but we only spontaneously got taller ~100 years ago, which is why we skipped from 2’0” straight to 500’something”.

[@vlonetroopz8291]

Nah humans pre civilization were actually pretty tall, especially the ones in east Africa. But as soon as we settled down and started harvesting crops then we shrunk in size

[@Dzagoev-v7z]

Stupidest I've heard today, congrats

[@khronix2611]

if they do bring them back i think that would be a good football game

[@Codbeast101]

There actually was another species like that. A sub species of Homo sapiens or something. They where way shorter, and hunted to extinction by us💀

[@vwinstanley]

wooly mammoths were actually 13,200 pounds.

[@chrishenson5865]

With training they could probably bench around 1,200 pounds

[@kadenhuber1138]

You should watch more prehistoric zoo, specifically the true dinosaur king video

[@spam6760]

there was the guy who was part neanderthal and he survived the gunshot to the head, the shot pierce his skull.

[@AidanInRBLX]

they are locked in 🗿

[@andrewmolek5247]

Extinct zoo has some banger ass videos!

[@Cjplaysanything]

13:27 took big back to another level

[@lixinzzplacee]

Big back in December is wild 💔💔💔

[@BeastNugget44Main]

Proud to say i am stronger, faster, smarter, bigger and better than probably any neanderthal.

[@AlexHildabrand]

Joe you should watch “The only time in history water was safer than land”

[@internettrash5120]

16:12 this could be a good idea for a South Park or Family Guy skit

[@ItsTheOfficialDH]

we got nerfed so bad bro

[@sylbez]

nah putting all our stats on iq is actually broken

[@ItsTheOfficialDH]

@@sylbez fr, we won but at what cost?

[@NottZaniel]

I watched a video like this with AI generated looking paintings in class. They said they were basically mutants that ate humans and humans dug caves and the Neanderthals were raping people 💀💀💀