George Carlin on Students and Parents, Phone Calls,Bluetooth....

George Carlin on Honor Students and Parents, Phone Calls,Bluetooth, Kid's Answering Machine, Christmas Cards, Visors, Flying Ballons, Name

[@jendel42750]

I once saw a bumper sticker on a vehicle that read, "My Parrot Can Talk. Can Your Honor Student Fly?" NAILED IT!

[@gcastudio]

Is that referring to the quote "if you shame a fish for not climbing a tree......."? I feel like i get what you meant but im missing something

[@jendel42750]

@PETER HUNT Thank you!

[@Chris-co1vk]

Sorry to say but George would never side with the fascists who disagree with educated scientists.. you know like doctors and climatologists.

[@cannabisconasouer9363]

That’s hilarious I’ve never actually seen one in real life and how n a vehicle

[@gratefulbear2183]

Aaron M he’s referring to the first 2 min of the video talking about bumper stickers...

[@deplorabled1695]

George Carlin would be banned from social media today.

[@steveallen984]

He'd be accused of telling fake jokes once the Republicans got nervous of him exposing their bullshit.

[@davidmitchell443]

He was an outspoken atheist so I doubt that they'd ban him.

[@jimlunn]

As if George Carlin would want anything to do with social media hahaha

[@jondrake1977]

@@steveallen984 and he would offend Democrats with his jokes too. (: The Cancel Culture would attempt to come after him. Carlin was a classic liberal but the progressives today would try and shut him down. They have become just like religious zealot conservatives and don't even realize it.

[@dali_hemingway2197]

Deplorable D but he’s on KZbin

[@mikemattingly5128]

This world needs another Carlin

[@christophernieto4648]

He became what he is from the hippie days lots of drugs and hating the police. We won't get that again sadly

[@FSAUDIOGUY]

George was a special kind of comedic genius, he's never been matched! We miss you George!

[@geri9261]

My ALL TIME favourite comedian ❣️ Hands down!

[@lenanava5409]

Ande never will be ....matched, that is!

[@derithross8314]

Everyday I miss his genius

[@derithross8314]

@@wayneyadams thank God your the minority and brainless who are lead around like sheep by the governing government of sheepherders.

[@cuttercorvin]

Right wing maga supporters don’t have comedians. Comedy is just an ironic viewpoint that is obviously funny. It make thinking people laugh. Saying “hey look at that crippled dude walking “ is not funny to thinking people. There is no punchline. Right wingers eat that shit up though.

[@ronibajralia7008]

I would love for this guy to do one stand up in today’s world…. What I would give…. Rest in peace legend

[@stevenrunyon170]

He does but his name is now Dave Chappelle.

[@ekimandersom4478]

@@stevenrunyon170 Dave is not even close to him

[@julianriveracarrera5021]

He was ahead of his time he knew what was coming trump republicklans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jtking76]

@@julianriveracarrera5021 The politically correct lefties would try to cancel him and he would tell them where they could shove it. 🙈🙉🙊

[@julianriveracarrera5021]

@@jtking76 cause he knew how to handle ignorant uneducated hypocrite christian cowardly clowns like all republicklans tucker

[@calebray4168]

“We are the proud parents of a very humble, hardworking, and happy child” is all any parent should ever worry about.

[@johnsmith7676]

Drop the word "proud", and then you're good. You know what comes after pride, right? The fall. And, if you don't believe this, just have a look around (with open eyes, that is).

[@calebray4168]

@@johnsmith7676 there are different kinds of pride. You can be proud of something and not have it consume your ego.

[@SPAnComCat]

@@johnsmith7676 Even George Carlin talked about it but it was about National and Ethnic Pride.

[@brandonk8948]

George didn't incite violence, he merely reignited common sense.

[@S.K.R.E.Inc.]

No, just no. Leave Ugandan Knuckles out of this

[@marvelgamer718]

@@S.K.R.E.Inc. it was a Mandalorian reference haha

[@yankee2666]

Paradoxically, just as Carlin denigrates the fools who buy into what the society spoon feeds them, the commenters on this page buy into everything that Carlin feeds them.

[@wellsshady]

@@yankee2666 I mean, he does not give opinions inasmuch as he calls out bullshit and teaches you to think. It's the political idiots who think he's pro-choice or anarchist or whatever.

[@christheiss4511]

@@yankee2666 I'm commenting. I don't buy into everything Carlin, or anyone else feeds me. He had some very valid points based in logic and some not so valid points based in anger/resentment. I'd love to see Carlin's take on this "You're either this, or your that" mentality that's become so overwhelmingly pervasive today.

[@pureblood1]

this man was a genius and tried to warn us about the times we are going through . RIP GEORGE

[@Troy428492]

WT Smart- I agree for that.

[@sixtomolina]

😂nu

[@elizabethcampo1112]

he might have an option other than resting in peace. I can't guarantee anything. purgatory could be real

[@gboy1301]

He was a true socialist

[@rickwaldron4255]

@@elizabethcampo1112 George spoke of purgatory many times

[@ComradeRagdoll]

The way he delivered the word “TechnoDicks” was hilarious!

[@SPAnComCat]

Indeed, my Past self.

[@arjenbootsma6881]

Brilliance doesn't have an expiration date.

[@Enjoythepour]

I love your comment! I want this as a bumper sticker, with his picture on it. Lol.

[@kirby711]

Good one Arjen

[@richardhamblen5526]

..NEITHER DOES STUPIDITY, LOL!

[@kimberlyhoatlin9795]

This man was highly intelligent and gifted… he was a one of a kind. He woke people up and made them think and look at things more thoroughly. He brought many people face to face with common sense. 👏👏👏 he’s been deeply missed and will never be forgotten by certain generations. ❤❤

[@stanleyrinker819]

I'll never forget this guy. Back in the 90s I was working at seasons hotel in Vernon New Jersey and he came there to onstage my job was the oversee whatever he needed it was a lot of fun talking to him in person rest in peace George

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@thishappenedbackin]

It seems so unfair that he's gone at a time like this.

[@timothymercer3526]

No shit!!!!

[@timothymercer3526]

Who do you think he would have more fun with Trump or the Democrats?

[@nickl7544]

@@timothymercer3526 both

[@YAHWEH-YESHUA-MINISTRIES]

I make fun of both

[@abizot]

He was reincarnated into bill burr

[@howardgreenman2908]

Everyone in the audience was guilty of something he lambasted. His genius was in making people recognize and laugh at themselves.

[@deanbianco4982]

Yes, indeed. And three-quarters of the people in these comments are oblivious to this fact.

[@drygordspellweaver8761]

@deanbianco4982 okay “deeeean” 🤣

[@jgkitarel]

@@deanbianco4982 Yup. George Carlin had something to say about everything.

[@sonjar1853]

Difficult, and lengthy lines to deliver. He delivered them flawlessly. Genius. Articulated what so many of us are thinking.

[@mikenaugz88]

I'd give anything for George to still be here... again he'd still be one of the few comedians who won't bend to these idiots and keep entertaining ppl no matter how stupid we get as a species...

[@user-by6bc6jc7m]

I suffer from multiple severe brain damage and I cry all day after day but this is the only laugh I've experienced in years, much respect for this man!

[@km-sc4kz]

oof

[@BOREDTOTIS]

Hang in there brother. Check other comedians like Bill burr

[@georgegreenberg3784]

​@@BOREDTOTIStry assisted zuicide

[@timisontube]

Hoping for the best - a good laugh is helpful

[@joerichardson-vi2kx]

Hi there! I too am T.B.I. for the last 11 years and find that humor is great medicine. If you aren't connected with Brain Injury Assoc. of America , look 'em up! They have been very informative and understanding. for me.

[@TensaZangetsu8690]

His hatred of all things was legendary. I loved this man. This world needs more people like him.

[@Troy428492]

Havok16 I agree.

[@appletile2887]

Carlin became more cynical as he grew in his years and experiences......he was funny but his strength was to reveal that the emperor truly has no clothes

[@BelleRiverHeating]

I honestly believe he grew angry at the fact that a species like humans survived as along as it has.

[@appletile2887]

@@BelleRiverHeating I'm up there in years, have to call the fire department every time they light candles on my birthday cake. As the years have rolled by people are now more brazen to just come out and express their views no matter how offensive they may may be. The hole in the dam that Trump caused has turned into a flood, not only in the States but around the world. Marked stupidity, racism and just plain meanness is out there and have drawn the flies to society's rotting carcass. I don't think they can put the toothpaste back in the tube so I think the fascists' will win in this century as opposed to the last where they were beaten by a hair. Had Hitler been able able to seize the oil to run his death machines our lives would be the color of grey......it's been going in that direction for a long time....like the ocean reclaiming the sands of beautiful beaches.

[@itsallgoodman4108]

@@appletile2887 this made me cry man…

[@Genesis23OPB]

@@appletile2887 hate to rain on your parade but the beautiful beaches get less and less bc we need the sand for concrete. it has gotten so bad in some countries that there is a sand mafia stealing and illegally trading sand, its ridiculous. dubai for example had to import billions of tons of sand for their buildings and manufactured islands, as its impossible to make desert sand into concrete and make islands from

[@appletile2887]

@@Genesis23OPB They could make sand out of stone by crushing it.....but the cost of doing so would make cement cost prohibitive......it would be cheaper to use epoxy cement like they did in Montreal to finish the Olympic stadium....that was back in 1974-76.....the first one billion dollar stadium built in the entire world.

[@gwwayner]

I'm 73 and, like George, love being a grouchy old man fed up with daily bullshit.

[@joelmore2224]

Quite possibly the best comedian that ever lived. Rest in peace George, we loved you in life and your legacy will live on forever

[@alansmith9814]

We need George again.

[@johnmann5417]

Carlin for president

[@johndonwood4305]

He'd want to be in a coma. Let him rest in peace.

[@waynej2608]

Oh man, and more than ever!!

[@uscman]

@@johndonwood4305 at least he doesn’t have to worry about this Covid bullshit. He’d have a field day with what’s going on in the world, RIP George Carlin.

[@CosmicTeapot]

Thankfully, a few comics like Louis CK and Bill Burr seem to be following his steps, they’re not as eloquent as he was but hopefully they’ll age like fine wine.

[@chrisreedcomedian]

He was on FIRE for this entire set.

[@alexaales7937]

my husband and me always thought we were such bad human beings for being so cynical but then we discovered carlin and we knew we are not alone!

[@tonyisnotdead]

so you didn't have moral qualms because of the moral implications of being a cynic, but you had qualms because you thought you were a special person who invented cynicism?

[@alexaales7937]

@@tonyisnotdead wait - what? where did i say i invented cynicism or that i am a special person. i am not special! i am just a cynic :-)

[@tonyisnotdead]

@@alexaales7937 you thought that you and your husband had a mental disease which effects your intelligence but didn't think anyone else had it. you therefore invented it because it's new in your brain

[@Michelle-bn1fu]

Bot.

[@peterparker7162]

"We have a son whos mind hasn't been broken by the school system" fucking spot on 👍

[@RobertJohnson-lu9vb]

This guy was way ahead of his time

[@ezequielz369]

Not really he was just speaking what was goin on at that time and things haven’t changed soo yeah

[@cominooculto]

Or we are just waaay behind in history still

[@ccgb92]

@@ezequielz369 /r/whooosh

[@guyberlivanthuijl7839]

"I'm not ahead of my time I just drew the first breath" - slipknot

[@turkeymanmcgee8231]

No people just weren’t butt hurt like they are now and appreciated truth.

[@emgee691]

What a once-off , unforgettable classic! His monologues were like razor blades being fired from a machine gun.

[@joshgardner5887]

I never laugh when I watch George Carlin bits. Instead, I am astonished by his talent, genius, and the amount of truth bombs he drops on the laughing, sleepy hyenas in his audience while wondering if any of them ever put two and two together.

[@ReinventingTheSteve]

I laugh at about 1% of his stuff, the rest... I listen to intently😊

[@OsageRiverRanger-wc5jj]

YOU HAVE A DEFECTIVE FUNNY BONE@@ReinventingTheSteve

[@haywoodjohnson2865]

He nailed it every time!! I love the way he had ability to identify the stupidity of people. For example, parents validating themselves by placing their children honor roll stickers on the back of their cars.

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@OsageRiverRanger-wc5jj]

IT TOOK ENDLESS HOURS OF WORK.@@edithbannerman4

[@rigelmoon9030]

Only Carlin could take extreme vulgarity and turn it into extreme belly laughs. A true genius.

[@kend7597]

“Here’s another pack of jackoffs who oughta be strangled in front of their children” 😂

[@dennismurphy3460]

He was one of best ever god bless mr carlin we all love you was the best in my book

[@unoriginal_name7091]

His spirit lives on through the work of men like Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, and Randy Feltface.

[@scp3178]

Yes. Just switch on the fucking subtitles and enjoy youtube's censoring [__] of George's Stand up speech.

[@jimshipp7776]

I am in tears! I forgot how damn funny he was!

[@deran1983]

30 years later everything he says is 100% relevant

[@danieljakubik3428]

The late great George Carlin, master of social commentary, philosophical comedy!

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@marcusteblano6376]

He mastered the fine art of hostility.

[@alansmith9814]

Nice phrase.

[@Hithere-ek4qt]

Hostility is not an art.

[@IAmLeMonke]

@@Hithere-ek4qt the art is in the delivery, not the message

[@blakeh6250]

Then thete was bill burr

[@doreenmorrison9407]

Marcus, you mean honesty, now 2023 No One is Honest, we might Hurt Someone’s precious feelings !!! Give me a break

[@DarksteelHeart]

I wish I could have gone to one of his shows. This guy is amazing, even coming back in 2022. He nailed it all. It makes you wonder how long we have been at this cycle.

[@jallythekid]

So sad that this man is no longer with us. I LOVE HIS HUMOR

[@MrGary745]

I never see someone talk so much facts in my life . I respect you sir!

[@jaydemo5792]

VERY SIMPLY , PURE GENIUS !

[@NoBsLyf]

I'm picturizing Carlin talking about 2020 & pandemic, a gem we missed

[@jamesandriulaitis7897]

Yeah, he would have killed it for sure

[@digimaks]

2020 + 2021

[@the_kombinator]

I'm gonna rememberize that for later.

[@Enta_Da_Sage]

He did talk about it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/opCvZ3SJZq2opNE

[@susanbezio1529]

Put him in a debate with Trump! OMG

[@berlygirl123]

His interpretation of our current school system is spot on!

[@jamesbugbee6812]

And the results!...

[@LCx829]

He talked about school shoots 20 years ago and it's still so relivent today.

[@goutamboppana961]

its literally a universal thing now unfortunately

[@Subcinercius]

@@goutamboppana961 school shootings? lol no

[@goutamboppana961]

@@Subcinercius school shootings are exclusive to america the rest is same

[@katherinestephens9645]

I love Carlin. Followed him for 50 years. In his later career his social commentary was spot on. It's like he saw the future.

[@rodneyvallette938]

We should put the clips of him on constant loop on every college

[@oscarsalazar2332]

Calling an institution of learning an "indoctrination center" wasn't common then but Carlin knew. Now we all acknowledge it.

[@DaInternetBear]

Its a shame he got old and died

[@matthewwebster3143]

He was ahead of his time

[@Carlos-xz3vi]

It was pretty common then.

[@wakingforbacon6439]

Only stupid people call a learning center you know school call it an indoctrination center. Like evangelical christians trying to take science out of schools. They call school indoctrination centers as well.

[@jasongraham4425]

Speak for yourself

[@ShellyBomb]

George Carlin was a prophet soooo far ahead of his time; Lord do we need him NOW!!!

[@sabrinaprince8577]

George Carlin was a genius. Said it like it was.

[@benbowers6619]

"Disembowel then with a wooden cooking spoon." I'm stealing that.

[@seankelly921]

You

[@grantmacdougall3961]

I use rusty screw driver to often... I'm switching as well, except using a wooden spork...

[@etonbachs4226]

I'm kinda partial to inoperable tumor at the base of their spine. That one cracked me up.

[@snap-off5383]

I'm stealing "trouser stain" as a grandma-friendly "shit stain".

[@manjitneku7441]

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[@maureengross2260]

In my opinion, there will never be another George Carlin, smart, witty and hit the nail right on target, so hilarious, makes me laugh every time. Way ahead of his time.

[@liberty5069]

Evidently, way far ahead of his time, because no one yet has come close to his comedic genius.

[@rustysmalls]

Of course there won't be another George Carlin, not unless doppelgangers exist....that would be his answer

[@spellbinder101]

He wouldn’t be allowed to do a stand up routine he’d be cancelled on the spot.

[@D.Verdad]

He wasn't ahead of his time, the same things he's talking about keep repeating themselves since before him and until now.

[@maxxrand4888]

ONE OF THE BEST PROPHETS OF OUR TIME❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@99MarcC]

The answering machine bit still makes me cry laughing.

[@rumor-936]

"Wanna hear a real name?" " *Eddie* " The second he said my name I instantly stood at attention.

[@RationalMorality]

Well... If you tuck it under your belt, nobody will notice

[@carlosferguson6119]

@HeyThatsAlex816 my Gods man's is EDdie¡ Real👁️'s realize 👁️real lies YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL. YOU ARE A SOUL! YOU HAVE A BODY.

[@kevinmcduffie7478]

SWTF?

[@rockerangusyoung623]

As someone named Kyle, I'm just honored that my name got roasted by one of the greats.

[@genelomas332]

As it should..

[@crazyhans]

Fuck you Kyle

[@brucethomson3512]

@@crazyhans 😂😂😂😂

[@rockerangusyoung623]

@@crazyhans LOL this is the best

[@johnnythunder196]

Kyle the clown

[@johnlegend3081]

Imagine having him as a grandfather😂😂 was A philosopher. RIP

[@keensarah7669]

Occasionally a comedian is able to perfectly distill the truth and makes it hilarious, his stand ups should be shown in school. True genius.

[@dissident_420]

The best that ever was.

[@john-wo4rv]

EddieBee83 Or Louis c.k

[@kellianneclare5960]

i think louis ck sold out. he used to be good.

[@michalvalta5231]

Bill fucking Hicks!

[@student2694]

robin williams or jimmy carr

[@hugonongbri8100]

Pryor and Hicks might have to say something about that...😆😆😆😃

[@smurphy6767]

Absolute legend! I miss George so much.. a comedic genius ❤❤

[@sonminorimitsuu2838]

Pure genius. We all love and miss you GC xx

[@sandyallen5743]

Oh, friends...George is STILL with us ...every time we laugh at his recorded stand ups, realize he speaks the TRUTH..and agree with everything he says.

[@mitchellvelardes8668]

A total genius, extremely eloquent, highly educated, this is far beyond comedy... the social criticism is blunt and painfully true! Absolutely great performance!!!! A real shame he’s not with us anymore....

[@hennagaijin100]

Highly educated ? Hardly. He left school in the 9th grade.

[@codefeenix]

but he is right here

[@johnsmith7676]

@@hennagaijin100 You still actually believe that "school" educates anyone? I recommend you re-evaluate this world. "School", as you clearly have come to understand it, merely grooms you for a slot in an already-broken-beyond-repair machine.

[@robanderson473]

One can be just as, or more, educated than someone who's graduated with flying colours, it's just a matter of taking it upon one's self to do so.

[@jrnfw4060]

@@johnsmith7676 Yep!

[@karenbrecht8545]

😂 I love to listen to him at night before bed he was the best medicine for laughter and putting me to a calm sleep after I stop laughing laughing

[@graziflorida4377]

I MISS THIS GUY !!!

[@seand9089]

This dude is a legend. Best comedian ever, GOAT.

[@jamesfeldman3481]

How he can remember all of his lines and deliver them flawlessly in a calm and controlled manner to me is beyond capabilities. No one compares to George carlin No one!

[@lucasw2880]

If George Carlin came back to life in 2021 and saw what was going on nowadays, his head would explode from all the comedic material

[@maureengross2260]

This man had it all,a way of seeing the world that was so spot on,his intelligence, humor, views on religion and pointing out just how stupid some people can be,but always in a humorous way.Loved George he was the best bar none. He would have a lot of material today with this messed up world were in. RIP,George

[@joerichardson-vi2kx]

Even the Hippie Dippie Weatherman could not have predicted what's going on nowadays.

[@carrieq8911]

We need you George, more than ever, we need you, especially right now❤️RIP❤️

[@michaelwhyte5161]

George Carlin. The man, the myth the absolute LEGEND.

[@ZiggyTheAdventurer]

no one can measure up to the wit and delivery of George Carlin. he's a true genius and master of intellectual comedy

[@pattikazmer1957]

It’s 2023 and watching these brilliant performances has made me laugh and love him even more. So sad that we lost him.

[@zackstump5425]

This is much more hilarious knowing that he was very prevalent in Thomas

[@dianemitchell1717]

Ricky Gervasi is the closest comedian to George Carlin in his observations of people but still not close enough.

[@ZiggyTheAdventurer]

@@dianemitchell1717 yeah he's one of my favorites too with a strong emphasis on courage

[@CarinaPrimaBallerina]

George Carlin keeps growing on me.. every time I see a show I like him still more, he's funny as hell

[@marymitty3105]

A couple times a year I have to watch me some George! Thanks for the belly laughs and your wisdom and wit. I see life a little clearer because of you . ❤️ rip

[@gregoryyoung4604]

The funniest man ever! And Robin Williams a close second. Oh how the world needs both of them now...

[@yukiannie666]

i salute this man...seriously...its like im listening to a sensible lecture about life and society in a more entertaining way...hes making very very good points

[@danmason8427]

His books are awesome too.

[@rickash4130]

@@danmason8427 qgassers. 6 South east gassers.

[@johnshields6852]

When I was a kid George was just getting popular, then the 7 words album he did, me and a friend would be laughing so hard my belly ached, he's one of the best.

[@eddiewheeler3291]

George Carlin was truly a truth teller. Sounds quirky, but folks should have paid attention.

[@FrankLee-qd3hy]

Still watching in 2019 because it's still relevant. That and the fact that George Carlin (The Hippy Dippy Weatherman) was a comedic genius.👍

[@michelekett8450]

2022

[@jackshitz4982]

MANY PEOPLE CAN NOT handle THE TRUTH OR FACTS IN a FANTASY LAND....😁😁

[@bobbiellis8977]

Always LOVED U GEORGE ❤❤ALWAYS WILL ❤

[@dashobie]

I miss George Carlin he was the best.

[@bobpeterman7613]

George Carlin was the best. There will never be anybody like him again.

[@maryl.docktor7486]

Today they couldn't talk like he did. Nobody wants to hear the truth.

[@earthbendbeast9160]

Sadly

[@excrono]

We can all be like him, when we wake up to the big picture and take action to change it, we can create a better society.

[@mikesanders3246]

Im so fortunate to have been able to see him live.

[@marysuesagor5187]

The night I saw him, almost half of the audience got up and left within the first 30 minutes, leaving me to wonder who they thought they were going to see - unless they were all members of the same sanctimonious church and wanted to demand their money back just to deprive him of it! Personally, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair! I had been a fan since the late 60's so it was a joy for me to see him live. I laughed all the way home and still remember the things that made me laugh so hard. There will never be another like him.

[@lenanava5409]

You lucky SOB!!!

[@justiceforall1288]

☝🏾🙎🏾‍♂️😁😁😆😆🤣💯👍🏾👍🏾 George was the truth!!😆😆🤣👍🏾👍🏾

[@lenanava5409]

A genius at "portraying" the very sh** we are all annoyed at and we all want to express more often than not! And yes, extremely educated and well versed in "unloading" all the funny, but REAL life sh** too. He will be forever missed. A giant of comedy and so attuned to EVERYTHING around us, in us and expressing it to a T. George was the BEST! His observations of and about life, people and situations, that his comedy contain are so REAL, it's UNREAL!!! Can't get enough of him. Miss you, Mr. Carlin!!!!

[@2wayplebney]

My hero, who leads you up the garden path and makes you agree with him. What a master of persuasive language.

[@GCohen9782]

Fucking legend. One of a kind, and truly missed.

[@jbyesterday3959]

Man, do I miss George Carlin. Nobody could be pissed off, & be funnier & on the money than him !

[@liberty5069]

The only guy who could ever inject true genius into comedy.

[@NankerPhelge65]

And Norm MAC Donald !

[@dna1238]

Together with his brilliant commentary on life he seems to have mastered the English language 👍 RIP Carlin ( if that's what you want!)

[@itzenormous]

I say 'Hey Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers.'" 👋😁 You know exactly the type of people he's talking about too. Carlin was a poor man's philosopher. A true genius.

[@ButteryBao]

Thank god phones and visors are gone, the Bluetooth bit though .. oooh George would have a field day in 22’

[@joesarr1671]

What a jewel. Rest in peace.

[@sujalgvs987]

The fact that the people who sort their garbage and jog with their dogs were sitting in the theatre and were laughing at themselves makes me truly understand the power of comedy.

[@brendaprice409]

George Carlin was THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER! No need for Social Media, the world was his own comedy club!

[@PrimoStracciatella]

I laughed about all of his jokes but DON'T RIDICULE STEELY DAN! That's where I draw the line. :)

[@redandblueflower8585]

Sometimes it's sad when the audience laughs. They don't know that *they* are the ones being criticized at times.

[@randomguy3648]

Lets be fair. It's all of us in the same boat. Even WE in the comment section.

[@user-lm5ck8jz7y]

@@randomguy3648 Not me. I am not a customer. Because I am from a poor country...

[@Degenerate_Gentleman]

@@user-lm5ck8jz7y Cyrilic letters = poor. Yeah true pretty much

[@the_kombinator]

I laugh at myself all the time. I don't take life in general very seriously.

[@the_kombinator]

@@BelleRiverHeating To quote Eddie Murphy. "You couldn't give no cuss show, I mean I manage to slip a few jokes in."

[@dylan-dylan-dylan]

I’m seriously honored by the last joke. And my ex-boyfriend fellow 90’s baby Kyle would be too 😂😂😂

[@StrangeScaryNewEngland]

My ex-gf's older brother is Kyle and I'm not sure how he'd feel about this. LOL. He always tries to be a "big tough guy".

[@jb3757]

The MAN of the century, he is. we should bring up manliness again, Let's make this world great again.

[@yuhand_ayaninura]

I watched his last interview and this man made the mariana trench seemed like a kiddie pool with his understanding of humanity. He has a full circle of thought comprised of all subjects bits in college and life. Listening to him truly is educational. PLUS.. mad entertaining 😁😁😁 Rest easy now, George.

[@rickkilgore3681]

My

[@jacewhite9866]

A complete genius …

[@Handsome_Gary_Kamensack]

What makes this all that much funnier is that its all 100% true.

[@fivestring65ify]

Let's just face it. George Carlin hated everybody and everything. And made us laugh as he talked about it.

[@MothaLuva]

And he had enough reasons to do so.

[@natima2525]

He hated BS - that was the source of his comedy all along.

[@m0n4rch911]

Fun Factoid. Carlin doesn't hate everything. He built his whole act around it to intentionally trigger a group since he found groups bad since it devalues individuality thats why you rarely hear him use an individual as a source. He lure in a group with being as borderline offensive as possible then conclude with something wholesome to end the stand up at a stalemate or positive setting. He pointed out in an interview individuals are fascinating but when you lump them in a group they adapt to it and you can barely see what's special with that someone anymore like cancel culture. Thats why his stand ups leave a good taste since its so relevant now coz of the divide everybody has nowadays.

[@michaelbarela1318]

Norma Rogers oooozâdsš

[@Daveee72]

Jimmy Lewis what

[@urb089]

Has anyone’s face and stomach been in literal pain from laughing so hysterically? 🤣 I wish Carlin was still alive, especially in the 2021 COVID culture.

[@alexcrawford5350]

Hahaha! “Oh hey, (raspy voice) it’s for you!” (flips him off)

[@gsdvii7177]

Carlin's audiences cheer and applaud his condescension, unaware or unwilling to acknowledge that he's talking about them as much as anyone outside the theatre.

[@Spiritof_76]

Yes they do. They just aren't being thin-skinned wusses about it.

[@qtastolfo1386]

OR they realize that some of the content may apply to them but they can take a joke, quit acting like they're ignorant or stupid for laughing at a COMEDIAN

[@annshannon5306]

I actually had a bumper sticker that read " My kid was inmate of the year at the Colorado Correctional institution". I noticed a lot of people that were behind me at stop lights were laughing. I really wish we had George Carlin s insights on todays life. The world is so much more crazy than when he was around. If you can appreciate that Bumper sticker please let me know