George Carlin on Students and Parents, Phone Calls,Bluetooth....

[@jendel42750]

I once saw a bumper sticker on a vehicle that read, "My Parrot Can Talk. Can Your Honor Student Fly?" NAILED IT!

[@gcastudio]

Is that referring to the quote "if you shame a fish for not climbing a tree......."? I feel like i get what you meant but im missing something

[@jendel42750]

@PETER HUNT Thank you!

[@Trom5464]

Sorry to say but George would never side with the fascists who disagree with educated scientists.. you know like doctors and climatologists.

[@cannabisconasouer9363]

That’s hilarious I’ve never actually seen one in real life and how n a vehicle

[@KJBonly]

Aaron M he’s referring to the first 2 min of the video talking about bumper stickers...

[@nala2425]

"....but he sells drugs to your honor student..." priceless and true!

[@mylovesongs2429]

Plus he knocked up your daughter!

[@chrisirving4735]

NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!

[@kirby711]

So funny because it's true George I miss you

[@richardhamblen5526]

"PLUS, HE KNOCKED UP YOUR DAUGHTER"..HAHAHAHAAA!!

[@Strawberryheadband]

666 likes. I would like but honor the 666

[@barnacles62]

The man that was not afraid to not only talk about the elephant in the room, but even feed it, lol.

[@michaeljamesking8117]

Barry White music

[@bradleycotton3237]

OLD BAY Or the elephant in the tunnel?

[@infadelecharlton1090]

S jokes are great! But what are you saying to girls? Lol

[@MWorsa]

S Typed from your parents’ basement, cool.

[@spiralmorning5784]

Lovely party, Jeffrey, but there's a turd in the punchbowl.

[@FSAUDIOGUY]

George was a special kind of comedic genius, he's never been matched! We miss you George!

[@geri9261]

My ALL TIME favourite comedian ❣️ Hands down!

[@lenanava5409]

Ande never will be ....matched, that is!

[@derithross8314]

Everyday I miss his genius

[@derithross8314]

@@wayneyadams thank God your the minority and brainless who are lead around like sheep by the governing government of sheepherders.

[@cuttercorvin]

Right wing maga supporters don’t have comedians. Comedy is just an ironic viewpoint that is obviously funny. It make thinking people laugh. Saying “hey look at that crippled dude walking “ is not funny to thinking people. There is no punchline. Right wingers eat that shit up though.

[@StevenRud]

A total genius, extremely eloquent, highly educated, this is far beyond comedy... the social criticism is blunt and painfully true! Absolutely great performance!!!! A real shame he’s not with us anymore....

[@paudelamarianaoancea3761]

TRUE!

[@RandyDrayton]

Suddenly everybody's George Carlin lol

[@RandyDrayton]

No, matrix. No.

[@ErickOberholtzer]

He was expelled from high school. I realize someone will say "education is a lifelong journey" blah blah blah, he was not highly educated imo

[@cleanmaxx5592]

StevenRud George Carlin is still alive dude I saw him in New York in July of 2019

[@arjenbootsma6881]

Brilliance doesn't have an expiration date.

[@Enjoythepour]

I love your comment! I want this as a bumper sticker, with his picture on it. Lol.

[@kirby711]

Good one Arjen

[@richardhamblen5526]

..NEITHER DOES STUPIDITY, LOL!

[@dennisduncan7561]

​@@richardhamblen5526You would know. You're living proof.

[@Dobie-h2l]

Him baddass he smoke that thang dude 😎

[@TheTariqibnziyad]

"what kind of empty parents needs to validate themselves through the achievements of their children?" if only parents listened to this.

[@Lorendrawn]

Ibnziyad Tariq my dad walked in on me listening to this and didn't bat an eye. He remained a helicopter asian dad. Yuck.

[@anothertemplarchuunibyoude3750]

because adult people thinks that if their child was irresponsible then they themselves are irresponsible.. like this: kid bad = parents sucks and all my life i was repeatedly told i was some sort of mischief demonic fuck.. my mom wants to abort me whilst i was alive.. imagine that, youre mom wants you aborted and your alive.. then i grew up living the life i never wished for... damn it.. nobody asked to be born.. we were thrown into this fuckin bullshit by chance.. thats why i believe suicide should be a human right..(no matter how lunatic it may sound) shit! the only reason im alive is because of the fear of pain.. whilst leads to more pain.. humans are so dumb that they pump out a unit every generation only to turn it into another souldead motherfucker who also pumps out a unit. and its been like this for thousand of years.. i used to a devouted christian and now i lost all my respect for humanity.. they use children as a measure of what they are.. your children bad?.. you suck.. children honorary?.. you good..

[@charliebockover5645]

another Templar chuunibyou desu! You sir , are an empty Headed negative twat - want A cookie ?

[@maleexile9053]

@@anothertemplarchuunibyoude3750 paganism

[@anothertemplarchuunibyoude3750]

@@charliebockover5645 i would love to..

[@ComradeRagdoll]

The way he delivered the word “TechnoDicks” was hilarious!

[@SPAnComCat]

Indeed, my Past self.

[@krasavam1625]

every one who is constantly on their phone today is technodicks

[@donk8961]

Hey since you’re hands free why don’t you *fondle my balls*

[@soulscore7193]

"I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd." George Carlin predicted Bethesda everybody.

[@stevemcdigstraightdown2404]

Broken Knives lmao

[@benjaminholman108]

He also predicted the Kyle meme. Only a soft ass guy needs a monster and redbull cocktail to beat up drywall.

[@hh-qv2hv]

@@benjaminholman108 stale

[@hazukichanx408]

Country road, Take me home, Wait this isn't home, It's an in-game-purchase milking barn!

[@CarlosPerez-qj6xm]

Hot damn now it makes sense

[@Hekkle01]

If you could bring one person back to life for a year... GEORGE CARLIN!

[@owenz1945]

Tbh I don't know if he'd appreciate it lol

[@manicabawse2867]

@@owenz1945 he would be infinitely pissed

[@captainbuzzkill4658]

I've already begun my search for the first dragon ball.

[@Crazyashley42]

In fully prepared to trade Death every Kardashian, Jenner, and their respective SOs for this!

[@HoodRatBass]

@@owenz1945 i was finna say the same shit i thimk hed be pissed

[@ronibajralia7008]

I would love for this guy to do one stand up in today’s world…. What I would give…. Rest in peace legend

[@stevenrunyon170]

He does but his name is now Dave Chappelle.

[@ekimandersom4478]

@@stevenrunyon170 Dave is not even close to him

[@julianriveracarrera5021]

He was ahead of his time he knew what was coming trump republicklans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jtking76]

@@julianriveracarrera5021 The politically correct lefties would try to cancel him and he would tell them where they could shove it. 🙈🙉🙊

[@julianriveracarrera5021]

@@jtking76 cause he knew how to handle ignorant uneducated hypocrite christian cowardly clowns like all republicklans tucker

[@shiloh5199]

I wish George Carlin was still around to talk about the madness going on in the United States in 2024!!

[@Rumination_Vertex]

Same here! He was a genius!

[@DanieleDaugherty]

Oh hell yes

[@DanieleDaugherty]

Trump and Biden would just love him lol

[@SkyKing337]

CAN you imagine what George would say about Bibi SatanYAHOO!!!

[@merrilywolfe207]

He already did!

[@Elementalwarrior16]

His hatred of all things was legendary. I loved this man. This world needs more people like him.

[@Troy428492]

Havok16 I agree.

[@MelissaTeberg-ep4vs]

He didn't "hate". He simply looked out there and saw what is REALLY GOING ON!! And shared it with some of us who were paying attention!! 😃👍❤️

[@roxane7432]

None to be found. Bill Burr is ik

[@brandonk8948]

George didn't incite violence, he merely reignited common sense.

[@S.K.R.E.Inc.]

No, just no. Leave Ugandan Knuckles out of this

[@marvelgamer718]

@@S.K.R.E.Inc. it was a Mandalorian reference haha

[@yankee2666]

Paradoxically, just as Carlin denigrates the fools who buy into what the society spoon feeds them, the commenters on this page buy into everything that Carlin feeds them.

[@wellsshady]

@@yankee2666 I mean, he does not give opinions inasmuch as he calls out bullshit and teaches you to think. It's the political idiots who think he's pro-choice or anarchist or whatever.

[@christheiss4511]

@@yankee2666 I'm commenting. I don't buy into everything Carlin, or anyone else feeds me. He had some very valid points based in logic and some not so valid points based in anger/resentment. I'd love to see Carlin's take on this "You're either this, or your that" mentality that's become so overwhelmingly pervasive today.

[@kimberlyhoatlin9795]

This man was highly intelligent and gifted… he was a one of a kind. He woke people up and made them think and look at things more thoroughly. He brought many people face to face with common sense. 👏👏👏 he’s been deeply missed and will never be forgotten by certain generations. ❤❤

[@John-mr2mz]

He is sadly missed Knew how to look at society and see the absurdities

[@albertvalerysmith2380]

Bill Hicks.

[@digitalimager4946]

Has anything changed?

[@sherry10-4]

Just watched him in an interview in my feed w/ charlie rose. Said he loved people one on one but when they start to gather in groups....the dynamics change and everyone starts tryin' to please the group w/their answers instead of relying on their own common sense. Other than that....Americans are some of the most kind and generous people in the world. It took me back. Happy Holidays to you & yours!

[@mikenaugz88]

I'd give anything for George to still be here... again he'd still be one of the few comedians who won't bend to these idiots and keep entertaining ppl no matter how stupid we get as a species...

[@journeyon1983]

Carlin was a genius. He's the only person who could memorize such a large script for a comedic act. How he could commit all of that to memory is unreal but he did. Boy do I miss this comedian. He died at 71 which is way too young but yeah it was his heart and not his mind that quit. I wonder what he would be saying today with all the crazy shit going on.

[@suburbaner87]

He didn't memorize it. He was genuine

[@vickimingus9281]

his wife wrote too

[@Pop013]

He would say " I told you so cocksuckers!" .

[@juancollazos196]

I'm kinda glad he died without knowing what an sjw is...

[@Bryan-jx5gm]

He literally did this same act 100 times in a year.....its not genius im sorry but I do not agree. If you repeat something so many times it becomes easy to recite.

[@nunchakudude]

"I am the proud parent of a kid who's self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need me promoting his scholastic achievements on the back of my car." I don't have a kid, but I want this as my one and only bumper sticker.

[@tolfan4438]

When this video is over I'm going to go look up where to get bumper stickers made

[@haroldfrets1268]

**his "minor" scholastic achievements **

[@thebrothasidshow2934]

MMFAN you left out “MINOR scholastic achievements “ lol 😂

[@jonathandrake9433]

“...his minor scholastic achievements....”

[@ashishchoudhary2377]

George carlin hologram for president 2020!!

[@robertonocturno4043]

Ashish Choudhary 💪

[@scottbreon9448]

Even his hologram wouldn't want to surround himself with political blowhards like senators, congressmen, and lobbyists

[@wadewillson4144]

Even a hologram of George would be much better than the excrement we have in the White House today.

[@dicklong4038]

Hologram 😂😂😂 id vote for that!

[@ronburgandy5006]

His hologram would do a better job. All we need to do is replay his shows...He pretty much covers everything wrong with America and yes, solutions to fix it...unlike the dip shits is DC...

[@pureblood1]

this man was a genius and tried to warn us about the times we are going through . RIP GEORGE

[@Troy428492]

WT Smart- I agree for that.

[@sixtomolina]

😂nu

[@elizabethcampo1112]

he might have an option other than resting in peace. I can't guarantee anything. purgatory could be real

[@gboy1301]

He was a true socialist

[@rickwaldron4255]

@@elizabethcampo1112 George spoke of purgatory many times

[@alansmith9814]

We need George again.

[@johnmann5417]

Carlin for president

[@johndonwood4305]

He'd want to be in a coma. Let him rest in peace.

[@waynej2608]

Oh man, and more than ever!!

[@uscman]

@@johndonwood4305 at least he doesn’t have to worry about this Covid bullshit. He’d have a field day with what’s going on in the world, RIP George Carlin.

[@CosmicTeapot]

Thankfully, a few comics like Louis CK and Bill Burr seem to be following his steps, they’re not as eloquent as he was but hopefully they’ll age like fine wine.

[@MrHopper911]

Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.

[@UFO_808]

Wow so original comment

[@ridgeraider]

Did you come up with that or have you read every other Carlin skit comment section?

[@AlexandraVioletta]

He spokes these truth

[@GuilainMusic]

love it

[@gladedextrose9898]

No you dickhead, he's a comedian.

[@peterparker7162]

"We have a son whos mind hasn't been broken by the school system" fucking spot on 👍

[@DickHead-v9h]

I suffer from multiple severe brain damage and I cry all day after day but this is the only laugh I've experienced in years, much respect for this man!

[@km-sc4kz]

oof

[@BOREDTOTIS]

Hang in there brother. Check other comedians like Bill burr

[@georgegreenberg3784]

​@@BOREDTOTIStry assisted zuicide

[@timisontube]

Hoping for the best - a good laugh is helpful

[@joerichardson-vi2kx]

Hi there! I too am T.B.I. for the last 11 years and find that humor is great medicine. If you aren't connected with Brain Injury Assoc. of America , look 'em up! They have been very informative and understanding. for me.

[@stanleyrinker819]

I'll never forget this guy. Back in the 90s I was working at seasons hotel in Vernon New Jersey and he came there to onstage my job was the oversee whatever he needed it was a lot of fun talking to him in person rest in peace George

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@kevinday4999]

We miss you George Carlin .

[@thishappenedbackin]

It seems so unfair that he's gone at a time like this.

[@timothymercer3526]

No shit!!!!

[@timothymercer3526]

Who do you think he would have more fun with Trump or the Democrats?

[@nickl7544]

@@timothymercer3526 both

[@YAHWEH-YESHUA-MINISTRIES]

I make fun of both

[@abizot]

He was reincarnated into bill burr

[@sonjar1853]

Difficult, and lengthy lines to deliver. He delivered them flawlessly. Genius. Articulated what so many of us are thinking.

[@rigelmoon9030]

Only Carlin could take extreme vulgarity and turn it into extreme belly laughs. A true genius.

[@kend7597]

“Here’s another pack of jackoffs who oughta be strangled in front of their children” 😂

[@dennismurphy3460]

He was one of best ever god bless mr carlin we all love you was the best in my book

[@unoriginal_name7091]

His spirit lives on through the work of men like Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, and Randy Feltface.

[@scp3178]

Yes. Just switch on the fucking subtitles and enjoy youtube's censoring [__] of George's Stand up speech.

[@MustHaveWine]

I am in tears! I forgot how damn funny he was!

[@maureengross2260]

In my opinion, there will never be another George Carlin, smart, witty and hit the nail right on target, so hilarious, makes me laugh every time. Way ahead of his time.

[@liberty5069]

Evidently, way far ahead of his time, because no one yet has come close to his comedic genius.

[@Rusty69-er]

Of course there won't be another George Carlin, not unless doppelgangers exist....that would be his answer

[@spellbinder101]

He wouldn’t be allowed to do a stand up routine he’d be cancelled on the spot.

[@D.Verdad]

He wasn't ahead of his time, the same things he's talking about keep repeating themselves since before him and until now.

[@berlygirl123]

His interpretation of our current school system is spot on!

[@jamesbugbee6812]

And the results!...

[@LCx829]

He talked about school shoots 20 years ago and it's still so relivent today.

[@goutamboppana961]

its literally a universal thing now unfortunately

[@Subcinercius]

@@goutamboppana961 school shootings? lol no

[@goutamboppana961]

@@Subcinercius school shootings are exclusive to america the rest is same

[@joelmore2224]

Quite possibly the best comedian that ever lived. Rest in peace George, we loved you in life and your legacy will live on forever

[@CarinaPrimaBallerina]

George Carlin keeps growing on me.. every time I see a show I like him still more, he's funny as hell

[@pamundson9]

Never any hecklers. Everyone knows he would make the heckler go home and hang themselves or walk into oncoming traffic

[@christopherdiaz1038]

I like the walk into incoming traffic

[@lennardtackett]

If you listen closely you'll hear plenty of hecklers, and not just on this video. But Lilly Bell is right - in fact, I haven't seen a single stand-up where he responds to any of them. He just goes on with his show and acts like they're not even there.

[@jokerraton8183]

This is an HBO taping, Carlin bombed and faced plenty of hecklers on tour, its just part of the trade. In his words, "the crowd was never hip."

[@timothymercer3526]

Yeah Georgie was special like that!

[@ccgb92]

Couple hecklers on the saving the planet video too. George took care of them real quick lol

[@calebray4168]

“We are the proud parents of a very humble, hardworking, and happy child” is all any parent should ever worry about.

[@johnsmith7676]

Drop the word "proud", and then you're good. You know what comes after pride, right? The fall. And, if you don't believe this, just have a look around (with open eyes, that is).

[@calebray4168]

@@johnsmith7676 there are different kinds of pride. You can be proud of something and not have it consume your ego.

[@SPAnComCat]

@@johnsmith7676 Even George Carlin talked about it but it was about National and Ethnic Pride.

[@sabrinaprince8577]

George Carlin was a genius. Said it like it was.

[@ZiggyTheAdventurer]

no one can measure up to the wit and delivery of George Carlin. he's a true genius and master of intellectual comedy

[@pattikazmer1957]

It’s 2023 and watching these brilliant performances has made me laugh and love him even more. So sad that we lost him.

[@zackstump5425]

This is much more hilarious knowing that he was very prevalent in Thomas

[@dianemitchell1717]

Ricky Gervasi is the closest comedian to George Carlin in his observations of people but still not close enough.

[@ZiggyTheAdventurer]

@@dianemitchell1717 yeah he's one of my favorites too with a strong emphasis on courage

[@NoBsLyf]

I'm picturizing Carlin talking about 2020 & pandemic, a gem we missed

[@jamesandriulaitis7897]

Yeah, he would have killed it for sure

[@digimaks]

2020 + 2021

[@the_kombinator]

I'm gonna rememberize that for later.

[@Enter_The_Sage]

He did talk about it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/opCvZ3SJZq2opNE

[@susanbezio1529]

Put him in a debate with Trump! OMG

[@mikemattingly5128]

This world needs another Carlin

[@JustSomePerson8]

He became what he is from the hippie days lots of drugs and hating the police. We won't get that again sadly

[@dennisduncan7561]

​@@JustSomePerson8I mean we have people today who use drugs and hate the police.

[@JustSomePerson8]

@dennisduncan7561 I can't explain it but it feels so different from what it used to be. They are not even the same. Back then they were fighting for themselves against the government. Nowadays, people are fighting for what the men in suits tell them to fight for their side or the other side. Today they've lost their way. People Don't think freely anymore.

[@ScottOlsen-lj9wk]

The only problem is there will never be another Carlin but I agree.

[@tonyp.bahama9368]

​@@dennisduncan7561proud hippy here!

[@emgee691]

What a once-off , unforgettable classic! His monologues were like razor blades being fired from a machine gun.

[@antipro8]

George Carlin is like Morpheus from The Matrix, he makes us see the world as it really is.

[@donnajones2310]

Excellent way of putting it! Carlin would really like your comment!

[@annoynomisviewer3496]

True he was a fucking Genius

[@jayrosario9309]

If he were alive half the country would be offended Carlin rocks

[@234dilligaf]

No doubt about it. Liberals would be going CRAZY!

[@gavinmoody5678]

Well considering he thinks religion is dumbshit. Everyone would be offended I've met more than enough insecure religious conservatives that balance out with the liberal pussy p.c. fucknutz . Both groups that label themselves either liberal or conservative. Project insecurity on each other to make them feel better about their own fake selves. Typical conservative "Its merry Christmas not happy holidays and how dare you be gay that offends me soo much that you're doing something that has no effect on my life but man do I love to be triggered and bitch about them wanting to be different" then your textbook liberal douching "Animals are like people too how dare you eat something that you and what you're genetics and digestion need to put in your body to live and omg did you just call me buddy that's offensive how dare you mansplain assume my gender" both groups are full of shit to the point that they perfectly complement one another. I'd like to think George's skeleton cracked a smile knowing that people like myself who by the way is a worthless asshole can acknowledge the bullshit of the left wing/right wing ball teams.

[@MsScarletwings]

234dilligaf Pretty sure it’s the conservative snowflakes he’d be triggering. Man went after pro-lifers, Religion, homophobia, American consumerism, in more underhanded ways, US militarialism, ect. - sincerely, a liberal who fucking loves this guy

[@thecommoncoldvirus642]

Scarlet wings same here

[@ellena.8369]

@@234dilligaf HUGE liberal here and he is absolutely a legend. I'm pro-choice, anti-religion, and don't give a fuck much like Carlin.... sorry if I triggered you, buddy, I know being a conservative cretin prevents you from respecting women.

[@dissident_420]

The best that ever was.

[@john-wo4rv]

EddieBee83 Or Louis c.k

[@kellianneclare5960]

i think louis ck sold out. he used to be good.

[@michalvalta5231]

Bill fucking Hicks!

[@student2694]

robin williams or jimmy carr

[@hugonongbri8100]

Pryor and Hicks might have to say something about that...😆😆😆😃

[@justmyopinion2]

The bit about names, "Todd," hilarious! Lord, he was so talented.

[@annshannon5306]

I actually had a bumper sticker that read " My kid was inmate of the year at the Colorado Correctional institution". I noticed a lot of people that were behind me at stop lights were laughing. I really wish we had George Carlin s insights on todays life. The world is so much more crazy than when he was around. If you can appreciate that Bumper sticker please let me know

[@appletile2887]

Carlin became more cynical as he grew in his years and experiences......he was funny but his strength was to reveal that the emperor truly has no clothes

[@BelleRiverHeating]

I honestly believe he grew angry at the fact that a species like humans survived as along as it has.

[@appletile2887]

@@BelleRiverHeating I'm up there in years, have to call the fire department every time they light candles on my birthday cake. As the years have rolled by people are now more brazen to just come out and express their views no matter how offensive they may may be. The hole in the dam that Trump caused has turned into a flood, not only in the States but around the world. Marked stupidity, racism and just plain meanness is out there and have drawn the flies to society's rotting carcass. I don't think they can put the toothpaste back in the tube so I think the fascists' will win in this century as opposed to the last where they were beaten by a hair. Had Hitler been able able to seize the oil to run his death machines our lives would be the color of grey......it's been going in that direction for a long time....like the ocean reclaiming the sands of beautiful beaches.

[@itsallgoodman4108]

@@appletile2887 this made me cry man…

[@Genesis23OPB]

@@appletile2887 hate to rain on your parade but the beautiful beaches get less and less bc we need the sand for concrete. it has gotten so bad in some countries that there is a sand mafia stealing and illegally trading sand, its ridiculous. dubai for example had to import billions of tons of sand for their buildings and manufactured islands, as its impossible to make desert sand into concrete and make islands from

[@appletile2887]

@@Genesis23OPB They could make sand out of stone by crushing it.....but the cost of doing so would make cement cost prohibitive......it would be cheaper to use epoxy cement like they did in Montreal to finish the Olympic stadium....that was back in 1974-76.....the first one billion dollar stadium built in the entire world.

[@howardgreenman2908]

Everyone in the audience was guilty of something he lambasted. His genius was in making people recognize and laugh at themselves.

[@deanbianco4982]

Yes, indeed. And three-quarters of the people in these comments are oblivious to this fact.

[@drygordspellweaver8761]

@deanbianco4982 okay “deeeean” 🤣

[@jgkitarel]

@@deanbianco4982 Yup. George Carlin had something to say about everything.

[@thomaslamendola4027]

George Carlin was the funniest person who ever lived.

[@Digitalgems9000]

fr haha

[@michaelstraughn6625]

Carlin was indeed an intellectual genius, who was expert at diagnosing people and this world, and get people on every intellectual level to look and laugh at themselves and this world, for what it's worth...in hopes that by bringing this stuff to light with humour, someone will change what's screwed up about this world! Thanks Mr. Carlin. RIP

[@lenanava5409]

You hit the nail on the head (bet he would have commented on "that old phrase") in his very own classic style. What a funny and intellectual man. He not ONLY amused us ALL. He made us really THINK about what he was "joking" about. I'd rather think of them as lessons that he gave us, to make US think! There will NEVER be another one like him!

[@RobertJohnson-lu9vb]

This guy was way ahead of his time

[@Aztec723]

Not really he was just speaking what was goin on at that time and things haven’t changed soo yeah

[@cominooculto]

Or we are just waaay behind in history still

[@ccgb92]

@@Aztec723 /r/whooosh

[@guyberlivanthuijl7839]

"I'm not ahead of my time I just drew the first breath" - slipknot

[@mbeenz]

So Correct Mr Robert Sir!!!!,!,

[@russellmitchell3483]

George was great at telling the truth about society.

[@sherry10-4]

Kinda like trumpy is tellin' the world how ...at least the majority of us?....feel.????🫣

[@MrGary745]

I never see someone talk so much facts in my life . I respect you sir!

[@benbowers6619]

"Disembowel then with a wooden cooking spoon." I'm stealing that.

[@seankelly921]

You

[@grantmacdougall3961]

I use rusty screw driver to often... I'm switching as well, except using a wooden spork...

[@etonbachs4226]

I'm kinda partial to inoperable tumor at the base of their spine. That one cracked me up.

[@snap-off5383]

I'm stealing "trouser stain" as a grandma-friendly "shit stain".

[@manjitneku7441]

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[@itzenormous]

I say 'Hey Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers.'" 👋😁 You know exactly the type of people he's talking about too. Carlin was a poor man's philosopher. A true genius.

[@ZachTheRantingGuy]

RIP George Carlin. We need you now more than ever. O_o

[@CarlosPerez-qj6xm]

That aint no shit

[@johnc1280]

Now in 2020.... his need is most urgent

[@kiki_soccer_1199]

So TRUE!

[@hartspot009]

Simply the greatest social commentary comedian that ever lived. Was fortunate enough to see him live twice, and miss him terribly. What a good time he would be having here in 2019!

[@chrislaprise7745]

And still today in 2022!

[@lenanava5409]

Say WHAT??? Twice??? Damn you!

[@rem2267]

Absolutely hilarious. The man, the master, the legend!

[@keensarah7669]

Occasionally a comedian is able to perfectly distill the truth and makes it hilarious, his stand ups should be shown in school. True genius.

[@FrankLee-qd3hy]

Still watching in 2019 because it's still relevant. That and the fact that George Carlin (The Hippy Dippy Weatherman) was a comedic genius.👍

[@michelekett8450]

2022

[@jackshitz4982]

MANY PEOPLE CAN NOT handle THE TRUTH OR FACTS IN a FANTASY LAND....😁😁

[@wolcowboi9341]

Still watchhing in 2017 cuz its more relevent now than ever....

[@kzmOP]

true

[@Glostermeteorf3]

2018: still relevant

[@marydan8600]

2018 and soon 2019

[@johnd1466]

Near September 2018 and expect it’ll be more relevant before it gets old, 2030 maybe, nah, then they’ll say why didn’t we listen to George

[@Jebu911]

Only thing i dont feel the relevancy anymore at least for my country is the credit card bit. Its way faster to swing the credit card because you dont even need a code for it. Unless the purchase is over 20€

[@patriceortovent3337]

Sharp and correct criticism of his own society which can be applied to most countries as well. An exceptional mind at all level of performance, sadly missed.

[@haywoodjohnson2865]

He nailed it every time!! I love the way he had ability to identify the stupidity of people. For example, parents validating themselves by placing their children honor roll stickers on the back of their cars.

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@OsageRiverRanger-wc5jj]

IT TOOK ENDLESS HOURS OF WORK.@@edithbannerman4

[@buckybarz3779]

I wish I could have had a drink with this guy.

[@matrixsyllabios277]

*Such a low I.Q. Idiot!!!*

[@photobyDavidS]

No you don't. Never meet your heroes buddy.....

[@t45tt4tr]

I bet he'd think u were a dick

[@Quarker]

He'd get sick of you after a minute, minute-and-a-half.

[@howardOKC]

I could have 2 drinks

[@lucasw2880]

If George Carlin came back to life in 2021 and saw what was going on nowadays, his head would explode from all the comedic material

[@maureengross2260]

This man had it all,a way of seeing the world that was so spot on,his intelligence, humor, views on religion and pointing out just how stupid some people can be,but always in a humorous way.Loved George he was the best bar none. He would have a lot of material today with this messed up world were in. RIP,George

[@joerichardson-vi2kx]

Even the Hippie Dippie Weatherman could not have predicted what's going on nowadays.

[@Buskeeeeeeee]

Everybody says this, but is there truth to it? If you really think about it, the world today is exactly how Carlin predicted it would be. He already had comedic material about “nowadays” all the way back then.

[@ayokay123]

Have listened to (albums) and watched him since the early 70's. Still loving watching him on KZbin today. Best and brightest comedian of all time....period.

[@danieljakubik3428]

The late great George Carlin, master of social commentary, philosophical comedy!

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@marcusteblano6376]

He mastered the fine art of hostility.

[@alansmith9814]

Nice phrase.

[@Hithere-ek4qt]

Hostility is not an art.

[@IAmLeMonke]

@@Hithere-ek4qt the art is in the delivery, not the message

[@blakeh6250]

Then thete was bill burr

[@doreenmorrison9407]

Marcus, you mean honesty, now 2023 No One is Honest, we might Hurt Someone’s precious feelings !!! Give me a break

[@bobpeterman7613]

George Carlin was the best. There will never be anybody like him again.

[@maryl.docktor7486]

Today they couldn't talk like he did. Nobody wants to hear the truth.

[@earthbendbeast9160]

Sadly

[@excrono]

We can all be like him, when we wake up to the big picture and take action to change it, we can create a better society.

[@DarksteelHeart]

I wish I could have gone to one of his shows. This guy is amazing, even coming back in 2022. He nailed it all. It makes you wonder how long we have been at this cycle.

[@gwwayner]

I'm 73 and, like George, love being a grouchy old man fed up with daily bullshit.

[@donmcgrath8927]

I'm 73 also.Wouldnt say I'm grouchy, but say it like it is, don't take shit from anyone

[@nexalusthegreat1630]

I have respect for you. That's the best way to live life with all the bullshit around us. 😂

[@mikesanders3246]

Im so fortunate to have been able to see him live.

[@marysuesagor5187]

The night I saw him, almost half of the audience got up and left within the first 30 minutes, leaving me to wonder who they thought they were going to see - unless they were all members of the same sanctimonious church and wanted to demand their money back just to deprive him of it! Personally, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair! I had been a fan since the late 60's so it was a joy for me to see him live. I laughed all the way home and still remember the things that made me laugh so hard. There will never be another like him.

[@lenanava5409]

You lucky SOB!!!

[@guadalupecastillo5600]

George Carlin.......One of a kind........forever !!! (comic philosopher )

[@timothymercer3526]

I miss Georgie so bad I would have paid 2000.00 just to hear him rant on the state of the union 2022!

[@urb089]

Has anyone’s face and stomach been in literal pain from laughing so hysterically? 🤣 I wish Carlin was still alive, especially in the 2021 COVID culture.

[@smurphy6767]

Absolute legend! I miss George so much.. a comedic genius ❤❤

[@mediumstudio]

Holy smokes - what an onslaught! A true master

[@sujalgvs987]

The fact that the people who sort their garbage and jog with their dogs were sitting in the theatre and were laughing at themselves makes me truly understand the power of comedy.

[@mopar1465]

If George was alive today imagine what his thoughts would be on smart phones, smart watches, social media and all the other bullshit of the past few years...

[@AlexandraVioletta]

GENDER. You forgot about GENDER

[@nikhil182]

@@AlexandraVioletta it would be a great content though.

[@donnajones2310]

don't forget the Main topic 45

[@GodwynDi]

@@donnajones2310 Carlin has been clear on what he thinks of politicians. I'm sure he would say it again

[@justabeard3794]

smart phones for dumb people

[@crazycat14872]

The look at 13:33 killed me... the best part of being 52 years young is that you've become an umpire, you call it like you see it and you don't give a rat's ass about someone elses's opinion. This is real comedy and at it's finest.

[@alexfraser8352]

Could you imagine what it would be like if this man was president?

[@owenlewis7928]

He would send us into anarchy................... on purpose

[@AlexH4774]

Driss Taoumi besides, they wouldn't let him in

[@raymondzhao9557]

Alex Fraser he would probably be pissed to die, hhh

[@92jwiener]

We'd all be better off. Problem is he would have been TOO honest to be told "well, at least he's honest."

[@davethelong5093]

Most certainly the number of mass murders would skyrocket, cause IT'S FUN, BUT people would also be much more sane and laid back, which would be actually good, no more of this hypersensitive twats.

[@deplorabled1695]

George Carlin would be banned from social media today.

[@steveallen984]

He'd be accused of telling fake jokes once the Republicans got nervous of him exposing their bullshit.

[@davidmitchell443]

He was an outspoken atheist so I doubt that they'd ban him.

[@jimlunn]

As if George Carlin would want anything to do with social media hahaha

[@jondrake1977]

@@steveallen984 and he would offend Democrats with his jokes too. (: The Cancel Culture would attempt to come after him. Carlin was a classic liberal but the progressives today would try and shut him down. They have become just like religious zealot conservatives and don't even realize it.

[@goraiebfred]

Deplorable D but he’s on KZbin

[@Alexander_Filippov]

Sadly, Mr Carlin was joking but telling the truth. I just dont know if i have to laugh or to cry. Great man.

[@bobbywimsy6741]

Александр Филиппов The real Jesus, not the one obliterated by centuries of religious bs, would have loved and laughed with George. People need and deserve the truth.

[@KateStealth]

I love Carlin. Followed him for 50 years. In his later career his social commentary was spot on. It's like he saw the future.

[@99MarcC]

The answering machine bit still makes me cry laughing.

[@deran1983]

30 years later everything he says is 100% relevant

[@arizonanative7409]

I just love watching Carlin's eyebrows! They perfectly punctuated so many of his remarks.... Miss you, George!

[@marymitty3105]

A couple times a year I have to watch me some George! Thanks for the belly laughs and your wisdom and wit. I see life a little clearer because of you . ❤️ rip

[@mark1952able]

Most intelligent and funniest comedian!~

[@manicabawse2867]

Point of correction person

[@nmarrs8539]

IDK Chappell is a close second.

[@manicabawse2867]

@@nmarrs8539 a distant second

[@lordevyl8317]

@@nmarrs8539 Chappell isn't even second...Richard Pryor is/was

[@robertonocturno4043]

I have learned more from this legend then my 12yrs of school reminds me of another legend Bill Hicks

[@pecanbear]

it reminds me of fred rogers

[@barrydavis7045]

Pecans.

[@xianshep]

I've never really laughed that much at (well, with) Carlin, but THIS brutal bit had me in tears. Good God.

[@shannonnicollechannel5884]

Watching these videos, brings back some very fond memories of a life I used to have. It was a beautiful life. And it usually involves George Carlin on Long Road trips. Thank you for uploading.

[@lorijohnson2282]

Life. I’ve been n AA member for 23 years. I was also baptized in 1994. I feel it necessary to say....life happens. He’s funny, and I may not always agree with him but he is one of the best, I gotta admit...😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@kingsaintides7227]

Watch his act on religion

[@grahamwagner1880]

An absolute master of vocabulary that used his genius ability to make the entire world laugh at the entire world.

[@liberty5069]

If only my English professors had just half his vocabulary.....

[@wardropper]

Amazing how he just kept getting better as he got older... A true artist.

[@jamesfeldman3481]

How he can remember all of his lines and deliver them flawlessly in a calm and controlled manner to me is beyond capabilities. No one compares to George carlin No one!

[@DH-xm3hc]

Loved him!!! He was my hero for so many many years I didn't get to see him live unfortunately I did see every HBO live show he ever did and have his books He was an intelligent and interesting man who would probably tell Social Media.....Well you know what he would say RIP George Carlin wherever you are ✌❤

[@davereardon2154]

Got to see him in '99 in Gainesville, Florida. It was so cool because there aren't that many shows were you see young adults with their parents and some even their grandparents and everyone having a great time.

[@johnlegend3081]

Imagine having him as a grandfather😂😂 was A philosopher. RIP

[@kylehicks8353]

God damn it. I could feel my name coming at the end. Lol

[@davethelong5093]

careful Kyle, Vinny is coming to kick your ass

[@1DaTJo]

Kyle Hicks lolllll

[@sarahbell180]

At least you have a harder sounding last name. I have 'Bell'. Kyle Bell... I guess I can slide in with all the nerd quantum physicists in between shit kickings.

[@insidiousfastidious6224]

Me to.......

[@ih8momjokes1]

Here’s Johnny!

[@jaydemo5792]

VERY SIMPLY , PURE GENIUS !

[@marilyncatalano6478]

I can almost hear the laughter from heaven. The genius has left the building. Sigh......

[@davecopah7741]

Carlin was an incredibly gifted comedian, but his hatred of Christianity was incredibly offensive to most Americans. If you hear laughter, it’s definitely NOT coming from poor, lost George.

[@ryandickerson9699]

Lol. "It's not bad enough their music sucks. Without a last name, you can't find out where they live to throw a bomb through their window."

[@cwinowich]

Ryan Dickerson frustrating