Brontosaurus Rampage!!! - Ark Survival Ascended

[@JoeCold]

Seeing a Bronto egg and getting so excited that he just grabs it without thinking for a second of the consequences was the most Thick thing Appsro has ever done. Bravo!

[@Asertix357]

And he gives Simon shit for being stupid.

[@ThunderGod755]

Why you bring up thick bro they finna be sad now

[@filmandfirearms]

@@Asertix357 Appsro is impulsive, Simon is stupid. Appsro acts without thinking while Simon needs a map and a sandwich to wipe his own ass

[@tyeburch-bowser7311]

That and getting a dino killed immediately after. Let's be real here, Thick was probably laughing at the whole thing wherever he is.

[@alfonsorivera8408]

And then he goes to all that trouble and proceeds to eat the egg.

[@tikibomber]

Simon; "Only insulting my intelligence..." Appsro; "I FOUND A BRONTO EGG!" Proceeds to pick up the egg.

[@handimanjay6642]

Future Simon, “Day 3 with Apspro, I have lost the hearing in my left eye.”

[@ManzaPlays]

You hear out of your left eye? 🤣

[@mho...]

awww my earballz!

[@iamextremest]

​@ZeGamingOfficial He is making fun of how dumb Simon is not himself lol. Simon is useless as a teammate. "Donyou want the bronto to die??" When all he has to do is find berries that are everywhere and feed them to the baby bronto. 😂😂

[@sojournersunrise2290]

just rub a sandmich on it

[@tazstidson4231]

..... Lol. Best Community Ever... ☺️☺️☺️🤣🤣

[@chenejooste8024]

5:55 Last time Simon was eating nuts or chips in ARK it was during a Basilisk attack on the base in Aberration 😂. Always eating when shit is hitting the fan 😂.We love you Simon

[@Asertix357]

It's Ark. When is shit _not_ hitting the fan?

[@dylanhentges403]

Won't forget you sweet Sassy Barry

[@JoeR1066]

To be fair to Simon he was just chillin between scenes when that happened. He had every right to have some peanuts.

[@sonofabench]

Was that before or after Cheezits during the Minecraft horde?

[@perineum6]

Watching that Basilisk eat that thatch house was so fun.

[@Cosm1c_Donut]

"I've got no bandages" Simon wrong game 😆

[@MrSNARFSNARF]

He's been doing good tho. Compared to a few years ago he's practically a MGL pro lol

[@Cosm1c_Donut]

@@MrSNARFSNARF I know I'm so proud 😆 he still has his moments though lmao

[@JoeR1066]

There should be some kind of bandage in ark for some healing. All there is pretty much is cooked meat and medical brews.

[@Cosm1c_Donut]

@@JoeR1066 yep lol seems weird to not have other forms of healing

[@gus7850]

@@MrSNARFSNARF he really has been, it's been such a difference to see over the years

[@thethumper088]

Hearing Neebs brush aside the Baryonyx's capabilities is just heartbreaking. IT WOULD DESTROY THAT ENTIRE SCHOOL OF PIRANHA WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT! And a sarco may swim slightly faster but the bary's speed on land more than makes up for any slight advantage a sarco has in water.

[@shurikens68]

could be wrong but I believe they don't know the power of a bary in water. like the fact you can forever stunlock anything with it's tailswipe

[@michaeljacob9381]

Appsro, "Quit eating!" Simon (chasing a bronto in his underwear), "It gives me energy!" ❤

[@zombieent8796]

"I've made mistakes" tag line for many neebs gaming videos

[@urazz7739]

I think that's their unofficial slogan really. 😆

[@jeffrobagman2834]

I think you may have spelled 'every' wrong.

[@kellyrajczak1087]

That's the motto of my life!!😂

[@tyeburch-bowser7311]

They need a shirt with that on it.

[@fronttowardenemy6356]

​@@jeffrobagman2834do you have a brain where did anyone say every in this comment or any of the replys or anything about every your the only person that did so like the fuck you on about?????????

[@mmorin92]

That baby bronto isn't going to make it off that island

[@BusterNoggins]

Yup

[@Asertix357]

Not without a cryopod.

[@travisedwards181]

It's probably already dead from starvation

[@tyeburch-bowser7311]

Appsro ate its sibling, so I would not be surprised.

[@littlebear1867]

Simon is always eating when a massacre happens 😅😂

[@TaterFarmer]

I’m just surprised it wasn’t a sandwich.

[@peterseaboldt1250]

Indeed. RIP Sassy Berry.

[@quietone748]

"I'll cashew when I can"

[@Cyberzerk13]

Simon is always eating... period ^^

[@rednblue117]

Oh my god i was just about to comment about sassy barry!!! Instantly thought of it​!

[@claysykes3567]

Saturday morning cartoons are back!!

[@Nuverotic]

Now if we just had Viva La Dirt League and some other high quality content creators line their releases up so they dropped at thirty minute intervals on Saturday, we’d be set. Just need a recliner and a big bowl of sugary cereal

[@donovan3921]

saturday night on here

[@BrewedAdventures]

Saturday evening

[@AngryDad.]

​@@Nuveroticbot

[@AaronScottLawford]

Sunday morning where I live

[@survivalrush]

Simons intro was awesome, reminded me of one of those narrated in a diary type fashion movies like apocalypse now or something. ;)

[@kdyssd]

Had to have been done to counterpoint Appsro being an idiot and grabbing the Bronto egg

[@Quetzietse]

Copernicus is a great name! Baryonyx are also great at killing piranhas with their alt attack, that stuns everything smaller than them when swimming. Tip for taming herbivores: use purple berries. Carnivores can be a little complicated with the different meats, but herbivores are simple: fast taming with kibble, slow taming with berries, and medium taming with *purple* berries. It shaves quite a bit of the taming time and adds a couple of levels.

[@patmcgroin6916]

Simon really should be group leader at this point. Such wisdom...

[@MrNickcrush]

You guys did really well for first timer playing the game.

[@GreenGrasshoppa]

😆

[@TheDubulous]

The guitar sound in the intro song reminds me of the Human Man Warrior Thick44 💜

[@dr.maples]

Loving this new episode from Copernicus Gaming!

[@quietone748]

lol

[@Lyssasarus]

That was one hell of an intro! I request more Simon narration!

[@Mazapine]

16:20 Simon painting all the dinos like cheap w***** is the funniest thing ever

[@Dangit420]

4:55 made me snort laugh a cup of hot coffee thank you simon

[@b-cuddsfood7024]

Simon eating and appsro yelling at him about it tickles my happy feelers.

[@DanielGamer-jd7fl]

Was not expecting appsro face there 😂😂 22:09

[@BigMamaLikesCake]

Simon saying the bronto would be done in 3 hits had me

[@dirkd7510]

22:24 "My baby does the hanky panky, My baby does the hanky panky"

[@Thromash]

I love how they come back to Ark & Neebs is back to caring about the animals yet lately has been slaughtering animals with no thought in other series.

[@nickschumacher4309]

Don't forget to make a food trough so the tames don't die, especially the babies.

[@dirkd7510]

20:20 Neebs: I hate too many syllables 😂

[@garysmith3037]

Could you shorten that to syllas?

[@googooger2442]

My favorite thing about living on the west coast is I get their videos in the mornings

[@phishENchimps]

Cashews are great. Did you know that they grow on the bottom of a fruit the size of your first. So for an entire bag, you need almost half a tree of fruits.

[@FrozenHare]

The opening had me dying of laughter 😂 just started this episode but I can already tell this is great work

[@MassimoRicciardi-y6k]

Already they caused chaos lol.

[@jedder]

I wish that intense action music was playing while Simon was taking care of the baby bronto, just to keep us guessing if he would keep the little big guy alive. 😆

[@DeaconStJohn28]

Not sure what level the anky is, but a higher level will get u more metal. Upgrade its attack and weight and u can grab them with an argie. If you do that and fly over metal rocks, the anky will auto swing at the metal if it has enough inventory space. You will need to allow flyer carry if it isn't enabled. I know you guys know this, but with all the games you play, a reminder here and there can't hurt. ❤

[@RitchardSpudz]

What are the smaller crocodiles called in ark? I know they have hops on land but are they faster in water than the sarcos?

[@nigelis2345]

@@RitchardSpudz Kapros.

[@DeaconStJohn28]

@@RitchardSpudz Kaprosuchus

[@Midz350i]

@@RitchardSpudz Sarcos are one of the fastest dinos in water and piranhas don't attack them.

[@The_Page_5_Chronicles]

You must be a new member. People have been telling them this since 2015. 😂

[@H4zardWarning]

the fact that brontos can send you flying with a tail smack is amazing

[@rustygarnett4393]

Appsro's impulsive behavior finally killed Simon three times and himself once. Appsro needs to learn impulse control.

[@hayatojin2886]

The editing and the way you guys film episodes is always so amazing! I love this channel so much! If only TV was this good.

[@spookyliciously]

14:43 - that music always reminds me of conan exiles season 1 and Ada's videos

[@feralprocessor9853]

RIP Stanky Panky.

[@sirtainlee8725]

10:57 waiting for Simon to say, "how do i get berries?"

[@mervynetapia74]

lol they really need to learn how to use the “go here” whistle command

[@getoffthegames89]

But that would make it too easy haha

[@tazstidson4231]

..... Again. ☺️☺️☺️

[@sirtainlee8725]

16:34 dora and neebs destroying the best trap they've ever seen.

[@nils-peterwihlney8732]

Baby B looks like he has eaten a truckload of cheesy snacks

[@joshuastanton6731]

Simon and Appsro not having like 75 arrows on them for the ONLY projectile weapons they have is why this channel will always be hilarious. 🤣

[@Nuverotic]

Now if we just had Viva La Dirt League and some other high quality content creators line their releases up so they dropped at thirty minute intervals on Saturday, we’d be set for Adult Saturday Morning cartoons. Just need a recliner and a big bowl of sugary cereal

[@555RavenCrow]

Ha! Your comment got stollen by the sex bot. Didn't know they did that.

[@nekro5342]

@@555RavenCrow mmmm, delicious delicious stollen...

[@ExImperialDragon]

I love that Appspro, in almost all series they do, has taken up the mantle of getting everyone Thicked.

[@jasonpayne1460]

Simon and Appsro are my favourite duo. So much fun to watch.😂

[@RAPTOR948]

I swear when Appsro grabbed that egg in excitement, he must have been possessed by Thick44! I swear to God Appsro and Simon got Thick'd! Thick is still getting his friends Thick'd even from beyond the grave! XD

[@the36lessons11]

"Nico" is a short form of Copoernicus

[@dannydacheedo1592]

15:56 look at his hand on the bridge It's adorable

[@nickrandomnumber]

The immersion of everyone into their character and Simon breaking the 3rd wall is what makes Neebs Gaming what we love. The past few episodes are exactly what I was hoping for, just playing Ark seriously and embracing the characters we all love after all these years.

[@tyeburch-bowser7311]

Anklo and Bronto are very good at getting berries.

[@ozidarkstar9956]

This pantsless bandit thing has really kicked off, Everyone on the server is now a pantsless bandit and it's as chaotic as ever XD Also those quick edit shots are so clean and snappy good job Quality ep and funny af as always guys.

[@Nuverotic]

Like the original Minecraft series, they should upload these maps for us so we can walk around and see their work.

[@TruthCowgirl]

3:17 ducky from land before time "yup yup yup!"

[@TruthCowgirl]

This is the true crime episode for little foots mom. I don't like this version of Land Before Time 😂

[@TruthCowgirl]

10:33 little foot

[@canprogrammer8979]

Top notch edit and story this week.

[@dr.maples]

A general rule in life is don’t pick up bronto eggs that don’t belong to you fyi.

[@michaelharder3055]

How was he supposed to know? He is brand new at the game ;)

[@tyeburch-bowser7311]

Mama brontos are no joke.

[@Shillingfordandrew]

The spine-o(sp) tickling the Bronto's assembly jiggly bits? A masterclass in editing.

[@AyyNiner]

Ah yes neebs gaming before I go to sleep from a long shift

[@bogey13]

You guys make me laugh so much, thank you ❤

[@TraxxofAOT]

Barry’s are amazing in water, it could stun all those piranha easy

[@yaang9258]

😂😅 Appsro and Simon fighting Brontosaurus in the same location I decided to build my base on my server. So I 100% understand what they are going through 🤣☠

[@ratchetqwark89]

lol when they said "old cappy" thought they were talking about pacific drive!

[@azayzelhoarde8913]

4:57 is when you know not to turn around and just keep running LOL

[@TomMcD71]

Appsro pissing off a lot of Brontos 🤣😁🤣 definitely awesome

[@sojournersunrise2290]

22:12 LoL

[@malloreeburnett2809]

They’ve been playing this game forever and it’s still exciting to watch lmao

[@ltkilljoy2958]

I swear, as Appsro was runnin back with the pelt I could hear a faint “YOU’RE NOBODY” lol

[@j4878]

This felt so dramatic and cinematic! Loved it

[@RangerHouston]

Capa-capa-capa-Copernicus, he comes and gooooeeeesss

[@michiganjack1337]

4:56 Absolutely cracked me up.

[@gus7850]

you've been doing so well lately in the games y'all play simon, Thick would be proud of you

[@lunchbox90]

Starting with a simon journal entry is way too funny. 😂😂😂 i think you guys should continue it!

[@azayzelhoarde8913]

honestly loving the additional buildings scattered around their island too

[@waaitwhaat]

Can't fix the bridge, it is considered as enemy building, can't build near them. Btw, Go Simon!!!

[@honord8881]

Simon eating cashew and Neebs taming a baryonix reminds me of sassy Barry ! Rip sassy Barry !

[@thomasevans6703]

Simon had a mouthful of cashews that whole damn time the brontos were attacking not just after he died 😂😂

[@coachlombardi9657]

I know that the Bronto baby may not last long with you guys, but if you haven't named it yet, name it Littlefoot if it's a boy or Ali if it's a girl. These are the Land Before Time names for the Longnecks.

[@mrvoltar]

I feel like this is the the most Ark you guys have ever Arked. You guys Arked the crap out of this video.

[@Beerded_American1776]

Neebs and Dora inadvertently discovered and destroyed a spino trap. I've seen a failed attempt from them, and this accident worked better than their contraptions.

[@spectrebazza1]

Simon flying like a bowling ball made me laugh as much as when Appsro had him hit the space bar in 7 Days to Die all those years ago!

[@DarthRevan474]

Thank you Neebs Gaming. No matter how alone I feel, you guys are here

[@ShadowDarth]

You are not alone! There are many Darthes out there. We are the Darth Army! 🖖

[@DarthRevan474]

@@ShadowDarth Thank you friend! Live long and prosper

[@DarthMackzodroginstomp]

I'm not a sith lord, can I join?

[@DarthRevan474]

@@DarthMackzodroginstomp You shall be know hence fourth as, Darth Mack. Welcome!

[@DarthMackzodroginstomp]

@@DarthRevan474 Thank you, my master.

[@natsudragneel7083]

Man Simon saying he should of had bandages is my favorite part. He's been doing so good lately and I'm not letting this slide

[@thick45]

You've sounded sick in these past couple of episodes Neebs, hope you're feeling well!

[@kitkami]

I swear watching them now and going back and watching them when they first started not much changed, lol. But i guess we dont watch them for their masterful skill at the game do we? Honestly Simons the only one who really made progress. Dont get me wrong, love you guys.

[@SwordofRagnar]

Neebs/dora The Berry is fantastic in water not so much because of its speed. I dont know the button off hand but its secondary or 3rd attack in water is a spin that stuns things. You can stun lock most threats inducing the despised jellies. The Berry on land is okay, barrys in water can take on any thing short of a giga, yuti or squid.

[@GoldenIrishRose]

Haven't watched yet, but trying to help the algorithm. I need a good long playlist to binge, but already know I'm going to love it from the first 3 videos. So here's a spam comment to post on all of them. Awesome videos. ❤❤❤❤

[@josephdonais4778]

FYI Simon, cashews are seeds from a poisonous fruit and require loads of processing by hand.

[@billgangsta539]

Classic Simon always hungry in or out of the game! :P

[@Nekulturny]

Appsro... its a big bloody bronto. Are you afraid you're gonna lose it? lol... Move the boat out, drop the pelt, make your arrows and go in whole cocked.

[@ryanprice4977]

been waiting all week

[@HarrisonBoulay]

Top tier episode, I've watched the bronto fight like 10 times.

[@lizardKingCDXX]

Another Banger, two in a row keep it up, plenty of time to rest when your dead ...or rich whichever comes first...

[@nm11111111able]

Simon and his Pickles are my favorite thing ever. I seriously thought he died when the Bronto was attacking and I legit got sad...

[@BoopsMcGoots]

❤Hanky Panky Anky, that’s my Anky’s name too. He has a theme song and everything!

[@tonybones5509]

Tubi autoplaying all the Jurassic Park movies as I play digimon and I get this notification. Dinosaurs on all screens.

[@Loain]

Baryonyx in the water would cull all those piranha in seconds. Their stun is OP and makes them my favorite Dino.

[@my_usual_antics6853]

Normally, by now, people would be taming flyers, which must mean there's something in land the guys don't want us to seeing.

[@martinrolecek8837]

Simon struggling to read apsro insulting my intelligence sounding like my little nephew who only just learning to read almost made me choke on my lunch 😂

[@MarJin727]

someone on the crew has been watching too much beast wars,love it.

[@Lawknee]

Love the new animated icon.

[@a-aronmeyer4560]

You need to tame about 30-40 sharks some dolphins and manta rays so you can get that bronto off that island safely