One Star Amazon Reviews of Furbies

The horrors are back. But will we ever find another toy as appealing?

[@sealfan8]

I will never understand why Matt woke up and said "I'm going to cook a Furby!"

[@David_Fellner]

Maybe that's just the best way to be sure that it's goddamn good and dead.

[@LittleIcarus]

Who wouldn’t

[@sealfan8]

@@David_Fellner True lol

[@Spongyboi897]

Who knows, Furbies might taste good

[@feisarspeed]

yoy know you would.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Find you someone who looks at you the way those reviewers look at the hoodie-wearing banana man plushie.

[@Sonja147]

Not gonna lie, I'm kinda intrigued by it now.

[@cryingchild4209]

I think Laurenzside has one it was in a video once

[@Phantomphan613]

He's honestly kind of adorable

[@medictf2]

Do you see banana man Hopping over on the white hot sand

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

I don't think you can compete with such adorableness

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

I just love that humans as a whole decided that anything that can be described as "just a funny-looking little guy" is endearing lmao

[@FloppaStudios_]

“UPSET GRANDMA”

[@dapz]

I’ve got a friend with the Garfield plushie, he tied it to something and apparently it untied itself so he crucified it, tied it to his bathroom wall, and put a cross necklace on it

[@TheEldritchHyena]

Your friend sounds like a fun guy to hang out with. (This is the funniest comment I've read in a long time btw)

[@leoslego5965]

Goodness gracious, it’s the great lord himself! Perhaps the only thing that can counter the evil furbies.

[@Rainbow_Flakes]

oh damn its dapz the invincible god

[@minecraftify95]

the god himself

[@Saturn.gachaa]

Damn hey

[@julim2603]

If someone makes a Furby movie I'm nominating Matt to give this creature the voice its deserves

[@aaaaaaaaaa7862]

There actually already is a furby movie called furby island from 2005

[@redundantfridge9764]

@@aaaaaaaaaa7862 You have unleashed an ancient memory that had resided within the deepest corners of my mind since I was a wee child.

[@ravenshade266]

are you perhaps omnomnominating

[@toast6932]

These reviews convinced me to get a furby. I need to feel the horror these people felt

[@dazcarrr]

it has to be a horror film

[@mnArqal93]

I can see why that banana man is great. I mean he just sits there minding his own business doing his own thing. He doesn't sing, speak or fly at you. He respects you, your safety and the silence when needed. It's like he's too pure a toy to not get possessed by some evil spirit.

[@globalincident694]

he's brainwashing everyone to like him, isn't he

[@whisperoftheworm6479]

WHY DOES IT SAY ONE REPLY WHERE IS THE REPLY KZbin KHGFKKYD

[@MegaLolmann]

@@whisperoftheworm6479 finally someone speaks what i think on what feels like an almost daily basis

[@doplop]

@@whisperoftheworm6479 youtubes been going insane with the reply amounts for a few months idk whats up

[@ely_wannadie]

For some reason I thought he would be bigger thou :,(

[@spookyplaguedoctor5714]

3:44 I love how you can hear Bamboo's tiny little squeaks after the dog noises

[@ghulehvoodoo]

“ᵃᵃᵃ”

[@spookyplaguedoctor5714]

Translation: attention?

[@ghulehvoodoo]

@@spookyplaguedoctor5714 indeed😌

[@ImpossibleGD14]

*_WOOF WOOF WOOF_*

[@cresture6200]

As someone who has a furby collection and my mom sometimes likes to take all of them and put in batteries, then puts them in front of my door to wake me up, and then starts laughing manically as they all start screaming like they are being shaken because most of them are second hand… I can say, with full truth I love them to bits nothing could ever make me stop loving them

[@ElizabethBattle]

Your mom is my hero

[@GigiBranconi]

This is wholesome! Finally another furbie enthusiast

[@sarahbums]

the only thing more viscerally terrifying than a furby's voice is Matt's impression of a furby's voice

[@BigyetiTechnologies]

However, on 19th Apr 2023, they all wake up and they're out for blood.

[@arandomcommenter412]

@@BigyetiTechnologies I’ll remember this and if it isn’t true I’m going to send you threats in the mail

[@damond4346]

@@BigyetiTechnologies putting this on my calendar. apparently i tend to put random shit like this on my calendar all the time, i have a reminder that says "new hiv outbreak" but i have literally no idea why i put it there or where i got it from. hopefully future me understands "furbpocalypse"

[@SoshJam]

100% unrelated but what pride flag is that i haven’t seen it before

[@biggestastiest]

@@SoshJam i think it's a mix of the asexual and aromantic pride flags. the black, gray, and purple on top is ace and the two shades of green on the bottom is aro. i could be wrong tho.

[@_Bucket_of_Chicken_]

As a person who grew up with furbies, they’re the most terrifying creatures on earth

[@AreesDaOG]

Hello Pheonix Wright from Ace Attorney

[@thatbritishmallard]

OBJECTION!

[@_Bucket_of_Chicken_]

@@AreesDaOG hello

[@_Bucket_of_Chicken_]

@GamerTheControversy OBJECTION!!

[@thatbritishmallard]

@GamerTheControversy TAKE THAT!

[@lunathepig1600]

1:52 introducing the new fnaf Animatronic, Withered Furby

[@noblebrown7154]

Snas unfertale

[@TheGhostOfHallownest]

Thats crazy,crazy? I was cra-

[@HannahTheInsomniac]

I would just like to share that I watched this video with my mother, and I ended up owning a Banana Man the next day unexpectedly. Let me just inform you that the purchase was worth it for my mom, because this little guy is just the best and I can't get enough of him- In fact, we got a green one as well, who we call Banana Boy. 5 stars

[@icarusmarioFAN]

Could you imagine being an archeologist 1000 years from now digging up the ruins of what used to be LA or something and inadvertantly finding a Furby, not knowing what it even is or what significance it had for the culture of the people who lived there a millennium ago. Then it lights up and starts speaking all of a sudden

[@dashcamandy2242]

Now you've gotten me thinking of that Original Star Trek episode "The Trouble with Tribbles," except the Enterprise is overrun with reproducing Furbys. OK, Hollywood, there's another movie idea! Coming to theaters and IMAX (do they still do that?) Halloween 2023...

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@dashcamandy2242 It's... brilliant. I wish I knew someone you could pitch this to. Seriously. It needs to happen.

[@matildaangrybirdsrealreal691]

at that point all of it's components would be unusable but it's furby it never dies

[@limegreenracerpro3369]

@@matildaangrybirdsrealreal691 They could still reverse engineer it

[@roastintoastinbat5758]

but instead of being a.. " normal " working furby its broken and screams ' nomnomnom hungry WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH ' continuously over and over again in this deep voice. then when they stop it from saying that continuously, it begins to make an ear-splitting SHRIEK..before dying.

[@mx.sinistxr]

i had a shelby, which was the more “rude and snobby friend” of furby. one time it threw itself off the table and told me “i’ve fallen and can’t get up!” little bastard. five stars.

[@nauuuurrrrr]

Why do I kinda want that

[@TopsWormsly]

Not factually correct but hilarious nonetheless, I have a Shelby myself (wanted one for years) and they're definitely more irritable than Furbies... They are, however, physically incapable of moving apart from simply lifting their shells up and down and moving their antennae, so I highly doubt the Shelby threw itself off the table?

[@lastchanc3stars]

​@@TopsWormslytbh it probably was on the edge of the table and then weight pulled it off

[@Ashley-vc2gy]

I have a Banana Man and I can confirm that he is fantastic. I made him a yellow Easter egg with his face drawn on it during Easter 😂 He was very pleased

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Banana Man: The natural predator of Furbies

[@KageTenshiiRyuu]

I firmly believe that after Horror Stories started surfacing about furbies, manufacturers intentionally put little glitches and quirks into Furbies so that every now and then stories about possession and similar Horrors could continue to re-emerge.

[@littlespark333]

I remember having something like this…but an actual baby. It was called a Baby alive I think. You can actually feed it these powered food that you put in water to make it into apple sauce like thing. I don’t remember most of it since it was a long time ago. My mom said my Nana found it with ants DEAD AND SOME CRAWLING and the disgusting Pea food on its mouth. Probably better than a Furby but not the best toy either… Edit: thanks to someone who unlocked an unknown memory in my head The Diaper was also filled like Stewie (?) griffins Diaper in that one episode where Lois went to jail.

[@basilbat273]

Omg baby alive! I still have mine

[@albuszx]

Baby alive dolls hunt me in my sleep, creepy little creatures with their supposed cuteness and cadaver looking faces

[@Slicedtoastyt]

@@albuszx Same here, my 6 year old step sister owns one, and i accidently destroyed the mouth making it look terrifying.

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

omg i had one that took fat shits everywhere. i think it put me off having kids because again. it shit everywhere

[@valrose4409]

I had one as a kid and one of its limbs popped out, for some reason there were plastic tubes connecting all the body parts inside like a grimy digestive skeleton💀

[@thepumpkin3203]

The furby king has returned at long last to reclaim his throne.

[@gregthestraw5589]

this sounds terrifying

[@attibotgd4123]

You requested "Old People Misnaming Movies" right?

[@thepumpkin3203]

@@attibotgd4123 why yes.

[@elsandwich7481]

The king agesnt the furbys

[@jamesthebirdman9412]

@@thepumpkin3203 why hello there

[@plaguster]

2:04 "IT UPSET GRANDMA"

[@winterbloomingroses7146]

2:26 Furby wake up, I DON'T LIKE THIS. FURBY WAKE UP-

[@Camsvfx_]

No.

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

@@Camsvfx_ yes

[@raiden_cyborg]

​@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathesno

[@daya3794]

Shut up

[@Ieditthings244]

This is giving me ptsd.

[@tiggsyhopp7651]

I watched this video, paused at 5:16 and bought myself a banana man. It's arriving tomorrow, best purchase I EVER MADE!!!- I will update when he arrives :) UPDATE: HE'S ARRIVED!!!! This is the most magnificent creature I have ever laid eyes on, he gives great hugs, and I have been jumping up and down yelling banana man for the past half hour in my joy! 100/10 would recommend!!

[@SirSoup]

Do you have a link for me to also buy it?

[@SirSoup]

@@jaydencrossley4792 swell, thank you I have also purchased a banana man plush for my own

[@SirSoup]

My banana man came today, the reviews do not lie

[@tiggsyhopp7651]

@@SirSoup Banana man is the key to all happiness, I am beyond certain!

[@nauuuurrrrr]

Ah dammit I'm gonna have to buy this too huh

[@spiritwarhol707]

"Excellent little creature man" are the vibes I hope to embody.

[@someminecrafter3494]

You're both excellent little creature men!

[@spiritwarhol707]

Why thank you both!

[@ThePigeon5734]

4:01 my brother bought that cactus. It stays locked in a box to avoid the satanic screaming.

[@REBOOTFURBY27384]

did it do that roud and NaUgHtY song

[@WoundPxnetration]

1:07 whoever said that was definitely being held at gun point by a furby

[@stormtendo]

Nah it would just possess the dude to make him write

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

How about we torture the Furby?

[@crytothink]

That banana man wasn't even a sponsor but I am more convinced on buying that thing than anything in my entire life.

[@illeatthat]

Banana man looks like he's filled with the excess existential dread I can't bear anymore - and I love him even though I don't own him.

[@luditheuber]

I had a Furby Boom as a kid. For show-and-tell one day, I brought it in, and saw that its care was low, and immediately burst into tears of fear. I used to think that this was quite a silly response, but now I realise that it was a perfectly normal reaction for one who had displeased an almighty deity.

[@oogwaythewise8154]

4:50 WOOO BANANA MAN I have one at home yay

[@lemoneringue]

Eyyy me too banana man is amazing

[@nosferattusx2]

Do you see banana man?

[@tobyfreestone1855]

Same, he's on my bag.

[@Beetle-y2k]

​@@nosferattusx2hopping all over on de white hot sandddd(i forgor the lyrics

[@whatifieatedsoap]

@@Beetle-y2khere he come with some for me:3

[@amogu_]

I loved it when Furby said "It's Furbin' time" and furbed all over everyone

[@OVERDRIVE_78]

Truly a Furby moment

[@Spongyboi897]

@The real Ludwig van Beethoven Same!

[@Matt_Rose]

That was Waaahhhhhred Leto if I'm not mistaken

[@bertberw8653]

Wouldn't the past of the verb "to furby" be "furbied"?

[@ForkLefts]

@@Rowan66109 "🤓" 🤓

[@menacingpyro2005]

I remember having one of those digital screen faced furbies. I spilt orange juice on it then it wouldn’t play music anymore. It’d just randomly sing while the display glitched. Also every night for a month at like 3 in the morning on the dot it’d start screaming “feed me” while shaking about on repeat until it fell off the shelf. This happened back in like 2016 and I have not bought a furby or any variant since

[@cryingchild4209]

This reminds me of one of the fazbear frights stories 1:35 am I think it is called only kind of reminds me of it idk

[@fangirl3086]

My little sister had her furby boom too when she was younger. She got it for Christmas one year and I immediately hated it as soon as she turned it on. For some reason I was the only one who could hear the screeching static sound coming from it and it drove me crazy for months. My little sister used to follow me around the house with it and torment me cuz she knew I didn't freaking like it. Time goes on and like for most kids she lost interest in the toy and it became part of the big pile of toys in the back of our closet. One night though at around 3:00 in the morning I woke up to the furby chatting to itself in the back of the closet. Tired and frustrated I got up out of my bed and into the closet and found the furby to take out its batteries and put it back. But when I open the back of the furby to take out the batteries, I saw there was no batteries in the furby in it started laughing at me and my light in my closet flickered. I quickly as I could through the furby as far as I could back into the closet and then ran out of the closet with the lights still on and barricaded the door and I could not sleep for the rest of the night. It kept laughing at me.

[@mystic_topaz6783]

@@fangirl3086 Is it still in the closet?

[@scrittle]

@@mystic_topaz6783 He's long gone. This incident occurred yesterday, Furby has exacted his revenge.

[@neru1584]

I remember when I was younger, I walked into the kitchen and my first would wake up randomly out of nowhere (it was on a table in the kitchen idk why) and it scared the fuck out of me and I SWEAR I jumped 6 feet that night. 5 seconds later the batteries were taken out of thing and we're never put back in again.

[@insanitygaming1526]

4:27 Jesus your nephews arm fell off this toy must be extremely dangerous

[@aliza_h]

The review about the son saying Banana Man feels like a friend is so goddamn heartwarming

[@misternujambez]

i once had a furby that just screamed at me it didn't say anything creepy it just kept on screaming 8/10 would probably buy another screaming furby

[@MissingHunter]

Goat furby

[@Sunsoons]

I had 2 furby connects (still have them) and a few years ago I was looking for something under my bed. I heard some sort of talking and then saw that the furby box was glowing. I slowly opened it. and since the furby was afraid of the dark. it just screamed

[@ashtonnn777]

These videos make me want one

[@viljamtheninja]

Press F to mourn that guy's nephew's arm.

[@CharaChocolateButtercup]

F

[@aratherlargerodent]

F

[@lifeoftrain5419]

F

[@PasticheUnleashed]

F

[@sansuusilly]

F

[@cheesebiscuit8376]

I had a furby boom and it wouldnt turn off at night, so i took out the batteries to sleep. Apparently, they have an extra battery source, so all night it shouted, “I NEED BATTERIES”

[@SkrunklySkrunkleton]

I think the reason they do the deep voice and fire eyes is actually for advertising. It might do that so that people who like horror but can’t afford old furbies (or can’t find any) can experience the furby experience x10. Also so that people like Matt can spread the world of their magnificent horrors.

[@Schlingelkind]

Seeing as the "underterrainean" review is from Germany, I'm guessing they meant "unterirdisch schlecht", which roughly translates to "it's so bad, the niveau just sunk below the earth"

[@Meela9088]

What is the niveau?

[@mares164]

@@Meela9088 the level

[@grkb]

@@Meela9088 it's "level" in german (not just french? huh)

[@letterborneVods]

Translated to English you could also say “the bar is so low it sank below the Earth”

[@ShrekAddict]

I remember when I was younger, I was at my friends house for a sleepover and he owned a Chewbacca Furby. I'd never seen a real furby before so I wanted to see how it worked so I turned it on. My friend turned to me and just said "What did you do?" before the furby started screeching until my friend's dad had to take the batteries out.

[@Doodle_Dragon]

:what, did, you do? :well I... Just... :WHAT. DID. YOU DOOOO?!?!?! :I'm SORRY *sob* Furby: REEEEEeeEeEEeee

[@ShrekAddict]

@@Doodle_Dragon LOL that is literally what happened.

[@Jasnah.Kholin]

it's angry that someone brought it into existence

[@X-SPONGED]

You've unleashed an ancient evil that was never meant to be freed upon this world...

[@ShrekAddict]

@@X-SPONGED lol

[@mosqit4324]

4:59 he looks like the creature from the incredibox V1 bonuses

[@SirensOfNC]

4:42 The song teach your kids h o w t o d i e

[@sockpuppetman26]

ive had my eyes on that banana man for a while now, waiting for the perfect moment to purchase him and love him for the rest of my life

[@oogyboof]

The closest I had to a furby was a robotic dog that would bark and walk. I called him fydo and I loved. He then shortly set on fire and started melting all the while barking. That might have been the turning point in my life.

[@brianroberts783]

Mine was called Techno. They also made cat and bird versions, I think, but I only ever had the dog. Never had any trouble with mine.

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@brianroberts783 I had a Zoomer. That thing had awful voice command recognition, but god dammit I treated that thing like it was a real dog.

[@Kimairan]

I had something that sounds kinda similar but it was a horse. It would neigh and walk, and you could "feed" it with plastic apples. One day my sibling snapped its leg off for no reason (don't ask me _how_ because I wasn't in the room, just walked in and the leg was gone). Turned it on afterwards and all it would do was silently display sad eyes on its digital face. No neighing, no response from apple, no movement, just sadness.

[@ElizabethBattle]

I had a toy like that! Mine also burned. It was like a right of passage...

[@zurirobinson2749]

I had a few of these and I remember I started carrying one of them with me everywhere (not to school but everywhere else) after my real dog died. It didn't even look like my real dog, which I actually had a stuffed replica of, I just got attached to this thing because it was "alive". This story is nightmare fuel.

[@isaacables9922]

I owned a furby once, I put it somewhere in my house and forgot about it. Later when I had to move, I found the furby shoved up in the corner of my bedroom. I decided to take it with me for whatever reason. That was a big mistake. I tried to see if I could turn the furby on, and it worked. I then put it overlooking my bed and forgot about it until I was outside. I was walking around and I found a pet carrier stacked on top of some boxes. I looked in the carrier and the furby was there. I would have just ignored it, but there was a HAMMER behind the furby. I turned it on and asked it if it was a demon. It said "Yes, yes, very yes" then it just turned off with the pitch black eyes. I then shoved it on top of a counter and ran some errands. When I got back, the furby was facing the complete opposite direction. Lets just say that I don't have that furby anymore.

[@kitcat2449]

You crushing the furby on a pan stuck with me. You made my brain start a long thought process about what youtubers do for one second clip like 'is it worth it', but then I realized how much that clip affected me as I'm thinking of it even now. Man.

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

As someone who has previously owned a furby connect, I’d say mine was pretty normal. Emphasis on was. My parents always thought it a was strange little thing, but around 5-6 months after owning it, it’s voice started malfunctioning and it was sounding like some sort of horror doll; as it would say things like “AWOOdA!” And then start screaming. After a while, it was mid-sentence when its eyes turned black and died completely. No batteries was saving that. The worst part of all, it’s last sentence it said was: “I’m tired.” So now I don’t own a furby. Got scarred for life from it

[@annigram]

Making this many Furby videos should be considered torture.

[@theonlyrosy]

“about as interactive as my dead nan” had me dead as their nan💀💀💀

[@Cratermus]

5:50 this had no right in making me laugh so damn hard 🤣

[@lbsgaming1982]

I have no idea what sorcery is applied to that banana man but I can tell it’s working on me I need one.

[@joechabus1220]

3:22 I love this part

[@joechabus1220]

*Mha*

[@lukiwei9468]

@@joechabus1220 Do they mean My Hero Academia?

[@S1LLYW31RD0S4M]

@@lukiwei9468 no, it means *Mha* in Italian

[@B.L.U.S]

They were pikmins

[@B.L.U.S]

They were pikmins

[@Rice_Wolf]

I remember one time I went on amazon and found one of those cute shiba inu plushies. One person said theirs came with a little less stuffing and started making a full on speech about how he’s gonna start a go fund me page to help the shoober’s malnutrition. Oddly enough, one of the best amazon reviews I read. It felt like I just read a really great book

[@PoopetPlushProductions]

I was so happy when he mentioned godly bannanna man at the end He’s underrated. Literally great. Hug during rainy days, and recreate that Kermit meme of him looking out the rainy window.

[@ScreamingAllTheTime]

I had one of these kind of furbies when I was 10. It also randomly turned into a crass man. It’s caused by feeding it too many fatty foods in the furby app. As described in my 2012 journal: “my furby turned trangener today, but went back”

[@leafyztar]

Trangener 💀💀

[@dfquartzidn6151]

I like how transgender counts as a personality in this situation, lmao.

[@TheEldritchHyena]

@@dfquartzidn6151 *trangener

[@murdocpissingcompilation]

this is how i came out

[@TheRealGasGiant]

I feel like Furbies are the mascots of Matt's channel

[@cockatiel3426]

0:31 THE PARAKEET NEEDS HELP

[@theaski]

Not anymore it doesn't

[@peanutgolds4058]

I used to have a furby, although it never really scared me that much I do remember a couple instances after watching these videos when the furby would go from its goofy and cheery personality to this really cranky and petty, almost bratty personality. It would also alert when the personality changed by flat out having a nervous breakdown, screaming and all that. I always thought it was because I always had the thing on and packed her around with me. Didn’t know it was demon incarnate, 😂

[@CoolLookinPea]

I thought we left this behind, please Edit: 4:33 rare footage of Matt going off character

[@cebbi1313]

Honestly, based on those reviews I'm more convinced that the banana man is cursed than any of the others

[@maowohammer2577]

OBEY THE BANANA GOD!

[@brianroberts783]

At least Furby is possessed by an honest demon.

[@samsabugs]

actually I have one myself, he's very polite, just sits there looking like he's never had a thought in his life

[@lofthouse23]

"Wake up Furby, wake up..." Got me in the feels 😢

[@shikarifox4337]

I love that Matt kept Bamboo's sounds in the video rather than just having the barking.

[@LittleIcarus]

3:56 Me: A time-agotchi :) Matt: a watch. Me: oh

[@Matt_Rose]

Tamawatchi would have also worked 😥

[@Axiser]

NOO I thought of the same thing and commented it but got worried and scrolled through the comments and just saw this 🥲. Well great minds do think alike I guess.

[@B77L]

@@Matt_Rose or a timeagotcji

[@godfrey_approves]

2:44 OH NOOO THE DREADED CURSE OF THE FURBY

[@ILI.D.]

0:15 idk why but burst into laughter when I saw this image

[@perry.the.weirdo]

he looks like a member of tally hall

[@sakurafalls2468]

I watched this movie with my parents when I was little and they wanted to get me a furby, and I was in tears simply at the idea of it. They mocked me for being scared, so I'm SO glad to know other people agree with me 14 years later XD

[@huleeyaxerssius7]

I remember having a brown one about 22 years ago, it never did any strange things, was normal, thankfully. Others, as shown here & with that first video, weren't so lucky.

[@hedwig7s]

Mine is normal too (Furby Boom) Only time it acted up was when it was low on battery and gave me nightmares with a death scream and glitchy eyes

[@huleeyaxerssius7]

@@hedwig7s Quite the low battery indicator, that is. Either way, pretty much every furby can be a fluffy ball of hellspawn. Cute one moment, nightmare fuel the next.

[@Cinnashiba]

I had a furby once and it never did anything weird, kinda just slept all the time or stared at me and sometimes it would squawk at me if I touched it but that was all it ever did, my cousin has it now.

[@prismaticc_abyss]

3:33 underterranean bad likely is a mistranslation of German "unterirdisch schlecht" [lit. "Subterreneanly bad"] meaning really abysmal.

[@beady5831]

typical only-the-first-result-in-the-dictionary translation

[@topicvideosguy]

This just made me realize that's what "abysmal" literally means. Deep hole-ish. Or hellish, if you use the original meaning of abysm.

[@dovewing]

0:40 the one on the bottom left corner is dead in my cupboard. It changed personalities four times and went mad often

[@thatw31rdkd90]

The fact that now I know that Matt was slightly intoxicated during this video makes it 10x funnier

[@TheColdBloodedBandit]

The U-nye-Tay-at-doo? Always gets me.

[@thepumpkin3203]

nom nom nom WAAAHHHHHHHH

[@TheColdBloodedBandit]

The Italian version is even funnier

[@eviegamerisepicofficial2213]

Actually not wrong. Others me too :)

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Also, Wahto (maybe it's meant to be Watto?)

[@43astro]

2:57 Amazon thinks that you are interested in a washing machine

[@Matt_Rose]

It is, bizarrely, a TOY washing machine

[@43astro]

@@Matt_Rose Oh, I'm dumb

[@cp64music]

I was about to say "some of the other toys huh? That's a washing machine!" until I saw this comment

[@JontyMaster]

"Thee, thee, Theo Klein Britain's favorite wash machine"

[@ardenlolli4612]

Thank you Matt for introducing me to the Banana Man plushie, I bought one as soon as the video ended.

[@chaoticdusk1316]

I got my friend a banana man for her birthday after watching the reviews in this and she love him. He now sits on the shelf above her computer where he watches over here while she games and sleeps.

[@spacem80]

0:51 Remember kids, if anyone tries to tell you to do Furbies, just say no.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

*NO MORE MAMA!*

[@MerlinWolfGames]

Literally watched your entire furby series from several months ago just yesterday, then this video comes out. Also I just remembered I have a furby somewhere lost in my house.... 💀

[@ElizabethBattle]

It's undoubtedly plotting your untimely demise.

[@eldaroses.g.r.7945]

His little black cat made me extremely happy! Such a beautiful floof!

[@serenegenerally]

Matt’s gonna love it when he finds out about long furbies 👌

[@elizumaki1312]

I always thought furbies were cute and harmless when I was younger because I owned a furbling. They have about 6 sounds and only activate when you touch their head. Peaceful alternative to a furby if you really want one.

[@emilyofjane]

My little brother and sister had a newer Furby (it was like 10 ago so it’s probably not this exact model), but it had digital eyes that let out this horrible super-high-pitched screech whenever they turned on. The kind of high pitch only people with sensitive hearing can hear. I was the only one who could hear the screech and no one understood why I hated it so much

[@blockstacker5614]

Can you also hear the noise an old CRT tv makes?

[@discount-dracula]

that's because these models communicate with one another through this screech!! older furbies don't have that as they communicate through those black spots on their foreheads instead, and newest ones (connect), through bluetooth. i am also of quite sensitive hearing so i rarely turn on my 2012 furby (and also because i need to replace his motor but shhhh)

[@rainbowflowerpower4464]

@@blockstacker5614 oh god I hate that sound

[@blockstacker5614]

@@rainbowflowerpower4464 EEEEEEEEEEEE

[@emilyofjane]

@@blockstacker5614 Oh my god yes that sound haunts me in my nightmares

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

I love when he yells the upper case words 😆💜

[@minfiresmanyeah]

"no arm was even sent" got me wheezing help

[@RUST_1N_P34CE_]

2:50 “om nom nom nom.”

[@ProulxS]

5:58 Analog grinning emoji

[@impressively.stoopid]

Yes!!! I have a banana man! I love him so much. He sits on my art supplies shelf. I love seeing him every time I walk into my room.

[@NicoTheMooTheShroom]

after all that it was just so wholesome seeing how many people loved banana man

[@confoozledfox]

As a (half) Italian, I can confirm that “mha” does indeed translate to “mha”. Also, I don’t understand why they’re making plushies of that… blue… THING. I’m so repulsed by it I refuse to even say its name. We went to Rome over the summer and they were ALL OVER THE PLACE. My little brother BEGGED my parents to get one and I died a bit on the inside when they finally agreed. I just don’t get why anyone would even want that! IT’S A HIDEOUS ABOMINATION. WHY DO YOU WANT A PLUSHIE OF SOME BLUE, TOOTHY ELDRITCH CREATURE!?!? Sorry for the rant, I just really hate those things.

[@dimensionalMystery]

same!! it's from a horror game and it bothers me that so many parents don't know that when buying for their kids, the game has some pretty disturbing deaths

[@r4ts311]

It's a soulless "horror" game made to parasite off the FNAF hype and appeal to kids... Poppy playtime or something

[@confoozledfox]

@@dimensionalMystery The most confusing bit for me is why kids want it in the first place. Like, are you not scared of THE LANKY, BLUE, TOOTHY ELDRITCH ABOMINATION? WHY DO YOU WANT THIS TO SIT IN YOUR BED WITH YOU AT NIGHT? *WHY!?*

[@RyanTosh]

@@confoozledfox He just a floofy boi ¯\( ° ;;;;;;; ° )/¯

[@rosykindbunny1313]

Also very confused on why that one person was saying the song teaches kids how to die. Does it play a song when you squeeze it or something?

[@eyeseedee]

2:16 is kind of sad :(

[@sushiifforest9630]

Matt, I was going to sleep last night but “but before I sleep I need to watch some Matt Rose.” your videos make me laugh every time. Thanks, Matt.

[@Sam-yi9qe]

i’ve had a horrible, HORRIBLE day today. there is nothing that could make me feel better than realizing there’s four new matt rose videos to watch.

[@jaydenmann2453]

I had a pikachu one and if you forgot to take the batteries out, it would make some kind of screech at midnight. And mine was like:"I'm gonna still screech when I have no batteries".

[@limegreenracerpro3369]

Is it possible that Furbies could register pain from low energy, hence the screeching?

[@kinoko6096]

Aww glad to see bamboo is doing well! He’s such a cutie

[@beardeddragongaming2382]

loved that beer interuption lol

[@maddog102]

I had a zuzu pet once, well I had about 10 or so of them 😅, I had this zip up case for it that had little areas that were designed as bedrooms for them. I remember over the course of a few years, even if the batteries were brand new and there was nothing wrong with the wiring in them (my grandpa checked them) half of them would randomly made noises. Their lil noises sounded like someone increased the volume up to 1000% when they did go off, they wouldn’t stop until I whisper talked to them for a few seconds. Oddly enough, the ones that didn’t turned on were my favorite ones from the beginning. They never went off, they didn’t try to get out of the cases like the ones that went off did. I remember one night tho, I forgot to put two up. One was my second favorite and the other wasn’t my most hated one but wasn’t a favorite. They were on the top shelf of my closet, and that night all I heard was something falling to the floor and one of the toys making noise. Turned on the light and looked at my closet ,the non favorite was moving around on the shelf as if dancing, it was making a lot of noise as if celebrating and on the floor was the favorite. It still worked but one of the wheels was slightly more oval shaped after that, the toys were nowhere near the edge of that shelf, it was towards the middle of it. Still don’t know how that one fell and how the other one turned on..

[@NoahNettingham]

I never knew I needed Matt to yell "FURBY!!!!!!!!" like it had just slain his family akin to Jason Vorhees

[@steampunklemur]

5:32 The sticker on the laptop tells you all you need to know about the person who bought it. I need banana man.

[@HyperWolf]

Thanks, I wouldn’t have seen the sticker without your comment. 😂 “This man ate my children.” I actually laughed.

[@missmoss4641]

I have one of those banana man plushies you showed at the end of the video, and the positive reviews are all true. He is wonderful!

[@rosethecat2930]

5:33 missed opportunity for Eggcelent joke

[@sierrasasmartass7755]

I don't know why, but I feel like banana man understands me

[@autisticOSCfan]

Cool that you put the reviews of that dumb bootleg plush of Huggy Wuggy 4:14

[@gingergamer3270]

The squeaks that Bamboo made! 😻

[@doodlebuglet7619]

I got a Furby Boom for Christmas once and absolutely loved her. She now sits in my room with my Furby Connect and an original one.