Carno vs Alpha Carno: Who Will Dominate? - ARK: Survival Ascended

[@notalive_zombie]

That quick cut to Dora just sitting there had me dying of laughter!

[@diamondpost7938]

Dora has noisy upstairs neighbors.

[@blackice6121]

looking like he was Depressed LMAO

[@chrismeandyou]

It's like the upstairs neighbors making racket and Dora is down there sad, haha

[@Hopper42]

Same, which was difficult since I was already dying from Apsro bustin out the spotlight to help out Dora.

[@Nethelus]

Yep, that one got me too

[@pauljbu]

That cut to Dora sitting in his basement while they cheered the birds on above him was perfect.

[@Kolomaq]

That was the best part for me.

[@ching574]

forreal just a damn basement dweller

[@filmandfirearms]

"I'm at the top of the hill" *Simon sprints down the hill* The more things change, the more they stay the same

[@coachlombardi9657]

Everything Stays. Everything changes. -Marceline from Adventure Time.

[@brainflash1]

TBF He probably thought Dora meant a different hill. Especially from the way he described it.

[@seanorourke534]

What's weird is that dora had no trees on his screen, but Simon's was filled with them.

[@AaronScottLawford]

@@seanorourke534 Most likely a glitched map or graphics settings. Simon has had a few of those instances in their Ark Ragnarök and Minecraft series.

[@crashnbyrne]

@@AaronScottLawford Lets not diminish Simons ability to get lost.

[@sonar357]

I love how Neebs and Appsro look like steampunk cowboys but Simon and Dora look like they're barbarians vacationing in Jamaica. Also...when Appsro said "I'll get you some light!" (17:20) I fuckin' knew it!

[@SquishyDewdrop]

After all these years I didn't think Appsro could shock me anymore, but he got me with "his name is Yummy".

[@Techstriker1]

Whats wrong with him naming it Yum- ~hits part of the video~ _Oh no_

[@chrismeandyou]

No mercy to yummy babies!

[@Techstriker1]

@@chrismeandyou How could I forget that.

[@simongill5136]

My wife is due to give birth a week today. I am forbidden to hold up my new born and declare 'Neebsylvania conichiwa'. I will not be stopped.

[@berrie-nice-to-meet-you]

Good luck to you and your wife!

[@LuckyArmpit]

That's awesome. Sending all the positive vibes to your new fam! Our kids are in highschool now, but it feels like yesterday. My wife used to yell at me when I gagged changing a diaper. Fun times. Cheers!

[@sonar357]

Congrats! Just do it while she's resting...what momma don't know, won't hurt her. 😉

[@simongill5136]

I will add an update when they are born, we don't know if it's a bit or a girl yet, but I'm also banned from naming them after the Neebs crew.

[@sonar357]

@@simongill5136 shame. would be awesome if you had a son with the first name "Thick" and middle name "Forty-Four"!

[@SliceyMcHackHack]

Lmao Dora in the basement like a 9-5er hoping his neighbors will shut it so he can sleep..

[@saltskull]

Is Dora upset that his place was messed with? Ha the stupid irony. he is messing with neebs and his place in seven days

[@KPrent82]

Im glad someone else picked up on that 😂

[@ConRad117790]

just the solumn 'look away neebs' was so perfect

[@gibs9731]

Love the Lion King scene, Dora going "I'm surprised you didnt fall Simon" and you can see that subtle little step back from Simon to not remain on the edge of the cliff.

[@UncomfortablyBright]

"Simon, is that my Raptor?? " "Maaaybeeee" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZoxDK]

The Simon vs Dora's bugged view is probably a good indication of how Simon's brain is having him see things most of the time, hence why he has such a comparative hard time noticing things the others do (while they of course still don't read what's on the screen and so on). Simon putting in twice the effort to do his best!

[@baliemastello1840]

6:13 "i like to keep it in the family" by neebs the farmer is crazy, also he killed titanus 3 times

[@Asertix357]

12:07 Watching you guys trying to sneak past that alpha raptor reminded me of my early days playing Ark. I didn't have a clue what I was doing or how to use the map, I was just nomading my way around the map with my full dino entourage following me. One day we had an alpha raptor running at us, I thought we were dead, and instead it ran past us, completely ignoring us and going the other damn direction like didn't want anything to do with us.

[@RedbearGamerYea]

Not suprised that Simon didn’t remember that spot but I like how Dora wants to build a resort where the crew built their main base back in like 2016

[@crashnbyrne]

Thats not the same spot.

[@namor18]

@@crashnbyrne if im not mistaken where dora says the lion king rock i think that area was where the base was in their first playthough in ASE

[@RedbearGamerYea]

@@namor18 it was back in ase I built there all the time I even made a thick 44 tribute video in that spot

[@TalentCaldwell]

So wait, is this Island map exactly the same as the original one, only prettier?

[@namor18]

@@TalentCaldwell yup same as ark survival evolved but rendered in unreal engine 5 in ark survival ascended

[@timmypeaches8370]

I've watched all of Neebs' Ark content for years. Always wondered when the day would come that they would learn that a tame that is being attacked isn't doomed to death :D. Just have to hold T > select all passive > spam T or J to get it to follow and voila. Literally never once have I seen them recover a tame from combat, just give up and let it die.. one day :). PS: We miss you Wyvern King.

[@jasonpayne1460]

I think that was the first memorial tea bagging I've ever seen. So touching.

[@brainflash1]

Aren't all tea baggings memorials?

[@silversilence14]

"We don't have a dungeon *yet*" and that is a Appsro guarantee

[@michaelfetter4541]

Neebs sitting on a flyer that can pick animals up wondering how to get his cat home. Love it.

[@toddbruce6233]

Saturday morning cartoons

[@gusswier3952]

Yep

[@AaronScottLawford]

Sunday morning where I live 🙂

[@Camodeep7583]

Oh hell it is Saturday , 🤣😲🤗

[@jeffreyshanteau6965]

Amazing aint it❤

[@rickitynick4463]

Saturday pre-dinner viewing 😁

[@markcomeau82]

They have played this game for over half a decade and have no idea about prime meat. Please never change guys.

[@peacejohnson699]

If u go over the explorer notes with your dino both u and your dino gets experience points

[@Tim-K1a]

Can't have dinos eating other people's lunch. That's Simon's job.

[@RelieaYuell]

RIP Dora's cubano

[@Saviorborn]

7:35 that looks super close to where they built on their first ever ark run

[@faded-viper3516]

Little tip when you guys are riding a spino if you right click, it will stand on its back legs and then you can use your left click attack as a swiping claws which deal way more damage than the bite.

[@koolaid53]

First time here? 😂 There is a 💯% chance that this crew will never learn how to play this game efficiently or effectively.

[@faded-viper3516]

@ unfortunately I think you’re right🤣 I’ve been watching these buggers ever since their battlefield series. Ironically, I think the only one that’s truly improved over the years has been Simon still not saying he’s great 🤫

[@leonnardimler5260]

If you hit the dino in the head with your trangs it'll take less arrows or darts to knock them out.

[@EbuneezerSplewdge]

Best part was the cut to Dora in the dungeon, looking perturbed.

[@TotallyNotRedneckYall]

18:20 simon looks like he's trying to sell you owens corning fiberglass insulation.

[@akwel4816]

What better then a neebs crew vid at 3am when coming back from a night of drinking

[@timeshark8727]

flying around on an argy... making a small thing follow him home on the ground... These guys have been playing for like 10 years...

[@TriggaJimmy]

Didn't they building in Dora's resort spot in their very first ark series on the island?

[@thevette-vet]

I think itd be great to see an ark mini movie from this series. Kind of like the one you guys did with the last minecraft series where towards the end there was like an hour and a half long episode that was just packed with action

[@veldora7868]

The last scene with Dora just sitting silently in his basement apartment was probably my favorite part lol I hope Dora sides with the sign leaving evil box on the beach for vengeance

[@Primal-Gaming]

The shot of Doraleous in the basement looking up at the loud neighbors upstairs was great! 😂

[@sirtainlee8725]

From 16:57 on. Too funny. Oh, hell! The whole damn show was brilliant. Poor Stupid. Poor kitty dumpling. Poor Dora.

[@brainflash1]

Appsro, you can get prime meat from hyeanas, sarcos, stegos, argentavis, dimetrodons (those fin backed dinos with short legs) mamoths and allosaurs. And those are just the easiest ones to hunt.

[@steohara6353]

babies are the easiest to hunt tbf, theyre everywhere.

[@brainflash1]

@@steohara6353 The rest are easier to find and give a lot more.

[@saltskull]

They know man. They don’t have a gamer mindset. Imagine your cousins playing on your computer for the first time.. you explained everything to them but they just want to make a Minecraft house

[@liammurray7469]

Neebs mentioning Timmy Tube Socks gave me a genuine feeling of nostalgia for the Ragnarok videos

[@Faycelmett]

I love how we are in the resort era of neebs gaming first it was the barns with Neebs than castles with Appsro and now everyone is into resorts😂

[@sirtainlee8725]

10 years later...so what is prime meat?...so what are the "follow" settings now?...

[@princessblazena]

@16:18 "Where'd my wood go?" My brain: "Where'd my wood go? Where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, wood go?" 🎵

[@delzinga06]

You just keep getting better. Thanks

[@TheSpongyMallard]

Neebs, your resort was never safe. Dinos have kept getting in by just swimming around the wall. You need a big door.

[@bigredz932]

You can breed ovis for mutton and its the best for taming most carnivores besides kibble

[@carsonmcbride5992]

That Alpha Carno eating that kitten looked like a scene right out of Pikmin

[@Tiger.E419]

I love watching neebs they have been playing ark for years and don't seem to play ark the same way as everyone else but now I look at it it would be nice for them to actually stay on island until they ascend at least on gamma I think it would promote super long seasons may be bring in an expert to help like having jack on Conan to stream line activities infact better idea they should ascend Simon at the least that would be fun 😊

[@FL_nar_Rayya]

@3:54 You guys should ride the dino to the box, if the center of the dino is on the box both you and the dino will get the XP boost. It's very effective for leveling them up. I used to level up my spino in extinction like crazy by getting a couple of those XP boost then killing everything in sight in the sulfur area (which has a LOT of dangerous dinos).

[@fossilfueled27]

My OCD brain got really unhappy when Dora walked through an explorer note WITHOUT THE SPINO. Your animals get the XP boost too!

[@henash5693]

I thought I saw a sign that you don't even play Ark anymore. I love it when you do.

[@jalejake4997]

Last episode of sons of the forest Appsro:why would I build a dungeon This episode of ark Appsro: I don’t want them stuck in the dungeon 😂😂

[@bobrashley5936]

Pink panther theme music is needed at 11:47

[@DARKLIUM]

My new favorite series. Best episode of all time? Idk about that, but it definitely was a great one.

[@scottsemelsberger7218]

Dora,drum sets kinda go with the basement if you think about it...

[@saltskull]

He is the most annoying person

[@toveryonder1115]

thank you Doraleous for saying what we are all thinking

[@Jackson-v2v]

Hi neebs and the guys keep up the great work yall inspire me to do great things. Have a great day

[@nickcast_030]

You know you got a good gang when they call you stupid at your funeral 😂

[@courier11sec]

"a lot of times they're not real socks" I damn near choked to death.😂😂

[@eboniepalmer-v4f]

I feel you Dora. We have all been that downstairs apartment dweller.sometimes basement ones .

[@jamiemorgan1065]

You guys have gasbags spawning on the Island...? Can't wait till Doraleous sees one, seems like only yesterday he got Nutsack (gasbags) killed on Extinction... probably because with the recent release of ASA Extinction i'm now rewatching the Neebs ASE Extinction supercut ^^ 👍

[@andy0744]

Been a min since I played ark but can't you turn down the volume for xp notes so you don't have to listen to Helena? I'm sure there's a setting?

[@koolaid53]

There is, but they won't. 10 years in and a five year old kid could do better. I love to watch their incompetence though, it amuses me.

[@Dr.MickOxlong]

Thank you. Doing what you do has made my life bearable.

[@ryanharris20]

the baby-killing bit was A-1. Well done gents

[@BulletTooth504]

I feel like Neebs should've named the cat after He-Man's green tiger whose name I cannot remember and will not bother to look up.

[@NarwahlGaming]

Cringer/Battle Cat. 😂

[@Shacks-m6u]

Simon is either going to sell you all snake oil or give it to you as a Christmas present.

[@John.WicksDog]

Anthony, What a great editor.

[@FrozenHare]

Stupid is as stupid does 😂 What a great episode this is 🤘

[@JoseGarcia-yh2lg]

The spotlight reveal was hilarious 😆 😂

[@TheNacho1717]

I’ve seen stuff dying, left, and right of the hyenas !!! 😂😂😂

[@KeepItReel777]

I was worried there wouldn't be one today

[@rysiii811]

Imagine... Neebs buys a cat, goes to store, comes up to the kitten with a spray can and maniacal laugher "your name will be Socks, everybody will get it after I paint them on you!"

[@garysmith3037]

They are just pushing those dinos further into the water, lol. Going to need to build a walled yard on the other side for them soon.

[@Adrena1in]

Seeing Dora sitting alone in the dark makes me wonder why these guys have never built a toilet... It's the sort of thing I'm sure they'd appreciate and find amusing.

[@heathercurry898]

Me crying: Please don't kill the baby kitten!!!! - Later: Oh yeah, ARK...dont get attached.

[@ComancheWarrior63]

Me with 4 tasty looki... adorable little kittens tearing up the living room. 🐈🐈‍⬛🔪🍽️🍲

[@Alex-fo2ex]

Neebs, you've changed man! Suggesting to kill that baby Doedicurus for that prime meat... I remember a time where you wouldn't touch plant eaters

[@WraySmith-q1h]

I just do not know who you guys are but you guys are the best

[@americanman3745]

"Clinton WAAAAAAAY back in the day" just aged me heavily

[@TheeRooster]

I have to admit, I really got a good chuckle out of Dora's sign

[@michaelharder3055]

I looked away when Appsro SLAUGHTERED the baby Ball, so... It didn't happen. La la la lalala la. Neebs, 2025 (Great episode) :)

[@Trapper26]

Bout time I was getting worried

[@Syrkyth]

Dora's living space reminds me of old WWII submarine pen bunkers. Or a sewer outlet.

[@JoeR1066]

Boys, when fighting with a spino make sure you use the alternate stance on two legs. You have better maneuverability and damage, you get a buff after going into the water too.

[@_flexxx_]

Man when Appsro said look away Neebs... I died......

[@artsysabs]

Dora opening the XP by himself and not while riding his spino hurt me

[@nehemiahclipp3072]

But it came out at noon my time. Wish it came out sooner in the day. Love your videos!

[@JorntWagenaar]

Great episode, thanks;)

[@Xphinity]

I like neebs and appsro picked up the cats to take them out, but then neebs immediately forgets and is going top try and walk his cat across (I haven't finished yet)

[@Mr.Moptheman]

Guys! You can get the boxes on your mounts also and then both you and the mount will get the xp boost.

[@The-Real-aPOC]

RIP Stoopid, something you don't get to say everyday.

[@rayguzzo93]

Prime meat increases the level gain while taming, I believe it is a 1.5 multiplier. Hence the 135->205 for the saber tooth. If you used regular mean it would be much lower

[@ericsoderquist3969]

Time for the Dora resort 🤗🤪. Hotel seclusion !

[@jeremywells9019]

Dora should have put down a land claim block he should be figuring this shit out by now. 😂😂😂

[@extremegape]

While deployed to Afghanistan we adopted a local puppy at a police station we stayed at a lot and someone named him socks. He was killed and skinned by the locals because we (US soldiers) liked him

[@BradJohannsen]

The last shot of Dora is priceless

[@jimobrien7315]

I love this channel. I adore it.

[@cyberwarlord7363]

6:30 NEEBS!! Im so disappointed..

[@ScottTheWorst]

If you don't know there's a way to turn off the dossier narrator, just go into the audio tab. (I doubt they will see this)

[@NotProFishing]

Always excited for a new neebs drop

[@TheLostTrooperGaming]

Aspro got stoopid killed.. told everyone to back out and leave him to die by himself when they probably would of just kept her alive if they kept just attacking the carno , therefor aspro is now stoopid

[@bentleytrollinger885]

These vids ain't the same without thick 44

[@doobzacheria]

Simon looks like a Festive Flamenco Dancer

[@ricardinho1484]

Dora’s on a spino and scared of some lil ole piranhas 😂😂🤦‍♂️