Giant Snapping Crocodiles!!! - Ark Survival Ascended

[@Thromash]

I mean maybe he could swim, until someone put a cart on him that slowly dragged his head underwater, gasping for air, begging for help, right behind Neebs.

[@sandrosliske]

Like a bad parent

[@xx_Agent_Carolina]

😰😢😭🤧😞

[@JessyDupre]

Agreed. It's like the parent who walks off to take a phone call while their toddler is in the shallow end of the pool.

[@kevinverwey]

Oh boy i think Neebs and Anthony are even now lol

[@SticksNStoneGaming]

I mean. He also had a pocket full of rocks and slabs. I’m sure that helped his buoyancy.

[@Syrkyth]

Who lives in the haunted house? The vengeful ghosts of all the Neeb Gaming dinos who starved, drowned or died to friendly fire. That house is *crowded!*

[@hotaru25189]

Thick and at night you hear him screaming at them for taming low lvl dinos.

[@nishbrown]

RIP Gilligan and Mrs. Nurse. And a baby otter.

[@drd675]

Like 8 dinos had a good death. The rest fill that house

[@joshuaschreiber1914]

The Rexe's of Gigas' Past 🤣 Or Cheffrey 👀

[@tazstidson4231]

💜💜💜🤯

[@shemarspann7307]

I've tamed the Deinosuchus before, and these crocodiles are powerhouses in the game. Especially when you use the giga bite, plus taming them is pretty easy. All you have to do is wear ghile armor, put meat in your zero slot, wait for it to lay down, open its mouth, crouch down and feed it meat if you don't have extraordinary kibble. Any meat is fine such as regular meat, prime meat, or mutton. Make sure they're on land and not in the water because it's gonna be very hard to get it tamed. Just repeat this process until its tamed, no tranquilizing, no having to trap it. And the taming is pretty quick as all you just have is wait for it to lay down and open its mouth

[@victorpapaavp]

you say that... but have you ever watched these guys play Ark? :D It's gonna be a clusterf*ck, and it'll be hilarious

[@shemarspann7307]

@@victorpapaavp yeah I know, and I know they won't get it right until the die 100+ times. But I also put it here so incase anyone who has ASA, and they wanted to tame a Deinosuchus, they can look at this comment.

[@Shanosuke]

Didn't know you needed a ghillie suit. Does it actually help?

[@shemarspann7307]

@@Shanosuke yes it does actually help. The Ghillie Suit helps you hide from all the animals that wanna eat you like Sarco's, Titanoboas, and all the dangerous animals that live in the swamp area. The Deinosuchus won't even see you wearing it when you're trying to tame it. Just follow those steps I put in my comment and you'll have your very own Deinosuchus for yourself. And trust me the tame is worth it.

[@grumpycouch6403]

I wish they would consult the dododex every time they want to tame something. You're suppose to look it up. I mean, how else would you even know how to tame an amargasaurus?

[@RobertMay289]

RIP Bigboy 2 and 3. Innocent dire bears just protecting their home.

[@rysiii811]

what did Bigboy 1 ever do to you? :o

[@JaytheOstrich17]

Appsro really wanted their porridge.

Poor Goofball... after the whole diplo incident ... Neebs'd by drowning in to a puddle...

[@tjthrasher7G]

Rest in Peace Goofball. He was a great Diplo

[@frostreaper1607]

Not Neebs proudest episode 😂 ... trying to kill the unique blue croc and drowning a tame. Also those crocs where a golden opportune to tame them, usually they are in the swamp surrounded by absolute chaos.

[@JaytheOstrich17]

Typical Neebs.. builds a perfect taming cage, doesn't use it in any way at all.

[@wolfpaw2715]

@@JaytheOstrich17it also probably didn’t help that Dora and appsro didn’t help with the crocs

[@TezKingboom]

​@@JaytheOstrich17i think dinos are programmed to not run up ramps/ceilings to fall in to traps. Am sure of it. Worst change for ark tho is not lettin you take big dinos on rafts 😢.

[@shurikens68]

@@TezKingboom they absolutely will, I do it all the time. you just have to make sure you lead them up the ramp properly. with the bigger dinos it does usually involve letting yourself get bit once or twice but absolutely still possible to this day

[@jakeschwartz8832]

They just killed a 140 Dienosuchus outside of their base instead of taming it... Never change Neebs gaming, never change 🤣

[@hotaru25189]

you think they would tame it even if they knew how? it would take like 40min feeding it raw/cooked meat (and you know they dont understand that dif foods give dif taming effectiveness)...let alone it would be literally 116 feeds of raw meat for a 140 at 1x taming speed (and i dont think they have higher given how long it took to tame some of their past dinos)

[@TezKingboom]

​I am fairly confident they have taming changed to happen quicker​@@hotaru25189

[@teutonicknight23]

@@hotaru25189no they definitely have boosted their taming rates, they do usually use just meat, never kibble and some of the tames they do take hardly any time.

[@ThatOneDane]

tbf i would have tried to tame it too

[@brittaniharden9008]

@@hotaru25189did they change it from mutton? We I tamed one I have to hunt down mutton.

[@americanman3745]

Let's bully Appsro into the cave

[@hotaru25189]

would be hilarious but they'd never make it 1/4 way throguh the cave much less have chance at entering boss arena.

[@drd675]

No way they make it through that cave

[@Orzulth]

Justice for Goofball! We all know what happened to Thick when Cooter died. Now it's time for Neebs's punishment. It's kinda funny and sad that they've been playing ARK for this long and they still don't recognize the entrance to the end game sequence.

[@Mjolonir12]

Never was a dino more disrespected than Goofball with Neebs. Pacifist my ass.

[@sandrosliske]

He passively let him drown to death. After leading him into water. After putting a whole damn cart on him.

[@rysiii811]

@@sandrosliske and the shock that a good swimmer cant stay underwater forever...

[@Fang.1]

Thick44 would be furious with all the crap he received for Cooter.

[@rysiii811]

@@Fang.1 well, there was a reason why he was almost always so drastically pissed with world incompetence boy

[@IaIaCthulhuFtagn]

Hard to believe he once sailed down the river with 2 frogs on a raft and none of em drowned.

[@tazstidson4231]

.... People wrote songs about it... Lol. 💚🐸🐸

[@MacEriu]

Simon still does not know about his bird, does he?

[@weeworld53]

What Bird :P ???

[@MacEriu]

@@weeworld53 Appsro stole Simon's bird and repainted it as his.

[@Twelvegage30]

​@@MacEriu Nah, fake news. Simon never had a bird.

[@AlexPeace246]

Stop trying to act like Appsros bird is Simon’s. Ain’t gonna convince anybody.

[@Asertix357]

What bird? Simon hasn't had a bird in this series. What's wrong with you?

[@dragnfire55]

Holy shit.. neebs actually admitted to being at fault with little resistance???

[@sirsplintfastthepungent1373]

Yes, you're right.

[@MEXICANMAU19]

nah he still made everything into a "we" not "me"

[@TheMonkeyShowOnline]

Kind of. He still implied it was more because the game didn't act the way he thought it should. A bit of a 'my fault but not my fault because I assumed the game wouldn't do that' scenario 🤣

[@sashat.2629]

No he didn't... He was finding excuses like Simon asking him to show off the cart... Ban him from tribe like he did others

[@_Pikalika_]

10:40 DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!

[@Left4dead2guy]

ROCK AND STONE! ⛏️

[@tylerspeiv2575]

To the bone!

[@jamesmaccorkle3980]

Rock and Stone Yaaaaaaa!

[@Gremlin556]

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.

[@MacEriu]

For Karl

[@thefaithslayer2553]

In this week's episode, Neebs and Simon answer the age old question....what would it have been like if Steve Irwin had serious mental deficiencies?

[@rodsimmons3]

I feel like Neebs the farmer is slacking in this game. Have you ever even tamed a bee or made kibble come on Neebs.

[@daniellane1605]

Neebs grows 2 plots of long grass and calls himself a farmer 😂

[@aidanjackson5084]

I only recently learned that kibble was a thing in Ark thanks to a certain Story Guy on KZbin

[@psilovecybin5940]

They collectively suffer from a serious case of alzheimers/ brainrot recording 5 seasons of ark and remembering NOTHING let's me assume they're either playing dumb or they're actually slow up there

[@TezKingboom]

Did you never use dododeks or whatever it was called? That came out pretty early in games life. We was usin it on console when game came out on ea. Probably the best time to play. The initial launch. When everyone knew squat. We was a four man tribe living on the raised island between rivers. We was first too guns and turrets. Back when you could put them on rafts without a mod. Good times​@@aidanjackson5084

[@Ceejles]

18:05 nooo the goofball art makes it so much sadder!!

[@CapnMcRummy]

The Goofball ascending thing was a nice touch Anthony 🍻

[@tylerdunning7363]

From this point forward anytime someone fucks up they need to call it neebs at least when thick got cooter killed he was getting Wyvern Eggs he didn't leave a land dino submerged in water expecting it to be able to breath

[@Syrkyth]

Neebs: "I didn't think it would drown!" Also Neebs: **basically holds the dino's head under the water**

[@sirtainlee8725]

Simon gets one chance to be superior and rides that like he rode goofball. He wins, today.

[@yaboijinkies336]

5:24 that “OH GOD” was genuine fear

[@tdogggamer5348]

It seems Goofball got Thicked by Neebs😂

[@76casperleo]

Neebs: Every idea is mine. Appsro: We need to get a bird to transport the stuff we need to get. Neebs: Both of those are my ideas! Just like in GTA and 7 Days.

[@brainflash1]

I like how niether Appsro or Dora noticed that the Bears had names.

[@MickHaggs]

RIP BigBoys

[@Joogaberry]

They do know it. They mentioned in a podcast that Anthony comes into the server and sets all these things up. It would ruin the immersion if they said it in the video.

[@TheAstrolabe]

@@Joogaberry nah they just didnt notice it this time. Theyve commented in videos before about a structure being owned by the tribe anthony made, forgot what its called.

[@Joogaberry]

@TheAstrolabe they know those building don't appear organically. They know who put them there. Bit odd to have so many bears in one place don't you think. They are aware. They just don't always make comment on it.

[@user-ip6wq7vr7m]

LOL!! I love Simons very descriptive yet guilt ridden account of what Neebs did to Goofball, well done Simon !!🤣.

[@paulclunas2320]

Dot let Neebs have pets look at what happened to goofball. Never let Neebs forget this, since he never lets you forget your mistakes.

[@Thromash]

Dienosuchus is one of my favorite of the new Dinos, they're fantastic. However, like majority of the new Dinos, they're not knock out tames & have specifically unique taming methods, you'll will have to do some research on a few of them. Other comments have explained the basics so I won't repeat them. Enjoy the beautiful boys! They'll swallow you whole. Good job on the Argy trap though boys, like Pros. Also the "Spacey" stuff in the Volcano is the final boss for the map & how to ascend to Scorched Earth.

[@danielled8665]

I dunno, based on the release delay and their "kill it with turret" strategy, I'm thinking they will have wiped out every one before they see any comments.

[@sirtainlee8725]

Lives well led if it ends in death of your enemy. Simon and Neebs, well done!

[@sirtainlee8725]

7:07 Dorasta in beast mode!

[@jjnix9517]

Fully ghillie and prime to tame the big crocs.

[@kevinholdgate8565]

And they have to be out of the water

[@thelildeadpope911]

Good to know

[@shemarspann7307]

@@jjnix9517 taming this croc is worth the reward actually, I've tamed one multiple times and they're powerhouses

[@kaijuking5677]

Also recommend secluding it, takes forever

[@internet_troll81]

Why do I feel this is a trap 😅

[@Wierdow6]

Loving Ark so far, y'all inspired me to play it. But dang, sometimes you can spawn into a new area and get swarmed before you're allowed to move!

[@buddah3414]

I miss thick, feel like it woulda been his idea to get a argi to then all 3 would be sayin "nuh uh it was my ideaaa " haha, RIP wyvern king

[@ricardomora9913]

I just love to see how Simon runs for safety in the open plain instead of the trap with holes where only he can fit.

[@DarkXelNaga]

Neebs: "Simon! Set it to shoot wild animals!" Simon: "Hmm... thats probably in open inventory, right?"

[@sashat.2629]

He did manage it quite fast for Simon...

[@TheHyperionOmega]

Did....did they just kill a 140 Deino? Thats almost as unforgiviable as the Goofball tragedy. 😅

[@troymunn4169]

I noticed that when Appsro and Dora killed bears, a message flashed top screen that Bigboy1 (time 4:42) and Bigboy2 (time 7:30) were killed. Did those bears belong to someone?

[@Beardificent]

probably to the "worldbuilders", same group that is leaving all the other structures around the map

[@TheLangalear]

I saw the name of the third when he was harvested bigboy3

[@TheRealPots]

in a podcast they said that Anthony is the one building stuff for them to find, cant remember which one though . . 🤨

[@harcormor]

5:58 the chest says CJ on it. Think it’s like Beardificent said the world building crew…those houses aren’t even suppose to be there. They are structures that were built. Probably from the same building mod they have the prebuilt houses from at their base.

[@jacobsensenig7204]

i think its suppose to be Goldy Locks and the 3 bears theme

[@Pathsplace]

omg that editing at goofballs death...I... *speachless* this is just...someone drop Neebs on an ice covered mountain. lol

[@jofi4580]

Who else knew Simon would have no situational awareness and would run blindly into the big croc?

[@Dragonhatchie]

he ran into the smaller croc

Yeah. The second when they agreed to lure a croc in the trap i knew that Simon would ran away from the trap near to more danger...

[@GetTeaWrecked]

Love the content guys I never miss an episode. I was on my official server the other day and seen A monument to Thick. Thank you guy's. We miss you Thick.

[@DialToneShow]

The little prefab showcase at the start was great!

[@JoelEllerbroek]

That interaction over the drown dino is absolute comedic gold, we were rolling 😂

[@MetaLatias5]

The big gators are indeed passive tames, but you can only feed them while they're basking with their mouth open, think of it as tossing food in their jaws while they're chill (also their big snap makes you bleed/gives you broken bones, that's what was hurting Neebs)

[@eggbertvonchickeniii]

Oh my lord they found the op easy tame Deinosuchus

[@spitsfreeman]

And killed a 140 on their door step lol the ark good were smiling on them and they turn on the turrets 🤣

[@Gremlin556]

They are gonna make this simple run and run away tame into a 2 hour death and screaming fest

[@de_do]

"easy" for them for sure :)

[@urazz7739]

Naturally the turret takes out the croc at the end after Simon and Neebs dies. 😆

[@The-Real-aPOC]

The "YAY" at the end was the highlight of the episode.

[@Lam3ch777]

Goofball got Neebs'd

[@spdutahraptor777]

after all the DOEDICURUS drama.... Neebs just drowned him hahahahhaa damn i love this crew

[@LeonJoshi-s4n]

17:54 god you guys always make me laugh. RIP GOOFBALL

[@ToddGrinstead]

I hope yall are safe and well! Thanks for uploading during a tropical storm.

[@zekehunter2473]

We need a Neebs Gaming coffee cup now with Goofball on it. The color change type, so when you pour in the coffee Goofball disappears... just like when Neebs has him near water... --- Appsro, there is a great spot for those Tudor Buildings at lat 43.1, long 81.5 not too far from your base. Also, there is a mod that goes with those buildings well, called Alfa Terrain Platforms that will let you craft a terrain piece that's perfectly flat.

[@b5freak445]

Simon's lack of reading comprehension creates some of the most entertaining moments in their videos.

[@Twelvegage30]

But it's almost frustrating when Neebs does it. Maybe it's because he is held at a (slightly) higher standard. Although it's obvious that he has that North Carolina or Floridian public education brain.

[@b5freak445]

@@Twelvegage30 Hey! I resemble that remark as a product of a Florida education (mostly).

[@MrLedFarmer0331]

That's not a bear, it's a ROUS. (Rodent of Unusual Size)

[@W3bslynger]

impossible. They don't exist. A man in black told me so.

[@cuddlyrobot]

@@W3bslynger INCONCEIVABLE!

[@princessblazena]

"You keep using that word..."

[@Zombiepenguin84]

“I do not think it means what you think it means.”

[@GrumpyGrobbyGamer]

Thank you Anthony for that very touching tribute to the hero of the whole tribe. GOOFBALL

[@exzacklygaming]

Happy Snappy Saturday!

[@stim454]

I like this comment

[@exzacklygaming]

@@stim454 Hey, thanks!

[@MrKingglenn]

I liked how Simon kept grilling on Neebs.

[@dcatterz7048]

God bless u goof-ball. That's a T-shirt n a bumper sticker ⛵️ jots for everyone

[@JRadzMk1]

Cannot believe you had the turret kill a lvl 140 Deinosuchus. If you had tamed that you'd be unstoppable. I know ya'll don't really care about it but levels make a huge difference.

[@hotaru25189]

they'd never tame it even if they knew the method. based on taming rate of past dinos they prolly on default x1 & a 140 would take literally 40+min and over 100 feeds of raw meat (you know they dont know that different foods give different taming effect)

[@psilovecybin5940]

They're completely oblivious to any game mechanic in existence. Just imagine you're watching a special Ed class on a schooltrip. And then remove any expectations. That's what they represent. A bunch of idiots without any clue of their surroundings

[@psilovecybin5940]

Their rates are boosted. They're too dense ( or simply don't care,.it'd just another game they recorded and profit from, there's no incentive to know where they are or what they're doing. They just hit record and let someone edit and upload their shenanigans

[@RA1NnF0G]

There are 3 types of crocodiles in ark, the gators that jump are the smallest, the medium ones with the more narrow mouths are sarcos, the giant ones are deinosuchus They’re the biggest ones, you tame them by wearing gillie suits and putting prime meat in their mouths while they’re basking on land

[@xxl4ever1]

Great work guys!! Love this ark play through!!

[@AmberVivicide]

Still unbelievable to me that as long as you guys have played ARK you've never done the Tek Cave in the Volcano!!!! Its like the first big accomplishment you can do on ARK, you guys should definitely try it. I don't expect you to get all the required items and breed a team of 20 Dinos to get in, but it would be a great Finale to this playthrough to do the Tek Cave and fight the Overseer. Just spawn in the items and Dinos you want, people usually use Rexs, Therizinosaurus and Yutis

[@teemuu9]

that little cartoon goofball was the icing on the cake!

[@JohnSmith-nd9oh]

They should hold a kangaroo court trial for Neebs, for murdering goofball. Punishment will be exiling him on an island surrounded by water with no supplies and naked and see how long it takes him to make a raft and get back😂😂

[@JohnSmith-nd9oh]

This is first time I had an officially highlighted comment on Neebs gaming after close to 11 years of watching and commenting. Wow!

[@dustinwadzinski3641]

10:15 it was about this time the kitty Kat realized he fucked up..

[@Treegardern1]

Needs running for his life while Simon is trying to figure out how to operate the turret needs to be an animation😂

[@snowandlightsmusic]

18:24 look at the size of that argy trap!!! 😶 all those resources!! my man you just need one foundation, one raking ceiling with three walls and one door. plus its hella easier to close trap the argy solo

[@SurvivorDK]

Those vicious crocs 🐊

[@niffy1200]

Best part watching neebs learn the hard way…..

[@kylecabott1075]

Simon: Not attacking yet but he seems quite curious. 😂😂😂😂

[@JoeH-vr5kt]

That is the most elaborate and beautiful argy trap Ive ever seen lol.

[@dangalanga6941]

Rip goof ball 🥺 Merch time 🥳🥳

[@kriddius]

This episode was that meme of the mother playing with a child in the pool while another kid is drowning right behind them :P

[@Faycelmett]

9:02 yes yes I called it few episodes ago I'm so happy 😂😂

[@Freekyeight]

with all my thousands of hours in ark i don't think i have ever lost a dino to drowning, neebs finds ways to kill tames in some special ways lol

[@southernantman]

Drawing of goofball was a perfect send off

[@ste666666666]

Poor goofball!, Great content as always!!

[@mikeshearer8441]

Finally! Been waiting all day for this 😅

[@brettatkinson987]

Poor Goofball. You will be missed and forever rememb......oooo, what's that over there?

[@minkles1330]

Who remembers Flappytits?

[@alancook196742]

Simon and Neebs what a pair of goofballs

[@azayzelhoarde8913]

poor goof ball surely the next one will be treated with love and understanding haha but damn a 140 Crocodile, what a monster and yay for argent tame woo!

[@williancastellon7766]

Neebs got that 2 piece combo from that croc at the end😂

[@RangerHouston]

Dora looks like a fever dream and I love it. Aviators, Hawaiian shirt and wielding a giant fuck-off axe.

[@GregSole]

omg that whole goofball bit. legend.

[@MrAxe-bl1cu]

Apssro, you should build your Mountain base on the top of the volcano. Turn it into a volcano base.

[@Handle-bar]

Man I love it when you guys play ark

[@danielled8665]

Did Simon just jump dorectly into that thing's mouth? ... why...?

[@Twelvegage30]

Maybe he was hoping he could dodge the attack and kite the Deinosuchus into the Sarcosuchus so he could get away.

[@Virjunior01]

Just Simon Things

[@kelsiewood3321]

Can't believe I never noticed that they have never tried the tech cave. Would love to see them try 😂

[@agentfyre]

Build a taming pen on a raft, and you'll have a mobile trap platform you can take almost anywhere!

[@Upstart051]

Also don’t feel bad, Neebs. Back when the game was in early access, I had an argentavis that drowned because his feet were dipped into the water

[@mikerios1065]

Neebs told Simon to go to the trap, and he goes straight into the gator's mouth @5:30 Lol.

[@xeltanni8999]

Poor Goofball. The Frank Grimes of the Neebsverse.

[@JJtoob]

omg I yelled "yaaaay" right before Simon and Neebs did too 😆

[@JoeR1066]

Neebs definitely murdered goofball to cover up his mistake with the saddle.

[@jeremywells9019]

Can we all agree Goofball is better off now. 😂😂😂

[@BushmasterM4A3]

"What a goofy way to die" my stomach is literally in pain 😂

[@meowmeowkittensupreme4864]

The Goofball art was so cuuuuuuuuute ;_;

[@scottsemelsberger7218]

Simons inventory is hilarious

[@808Akua_Atalii]

Great episode as always..I would like to see you guys install the Evo Rex/Giga mod..truly awesome mod if you guys wanna spice up the Rex/Giga encounters