Need a Sentry Here!

Last week we took delivery of the full-scale level 1 sentry gun, made for us by WETA Workshop - complete with a motion sensor and audio. It's an incredible piece of craftsmanship that we just had to share with the TF2 community and any visitors brave enough to enter our lobby.

[@Everik-ct6pg]

Engineer himself can carry his buildings in a toolbox It takes 4 people to move it in real life Engineer has superhuman strength confirmed

[@Rosligemini]

It wasnt in toolbox form

[@minibread9804]

This sentry is 3x bigger

[@aa2748]

He upgrades his buildings by hitting them with a wrench

[@michiru02]

He also has a robot arm

[@-YELDAH]

lets get that bread gamers! That’s the mini sentry, not the main sentry

[@bigpaparuski]

I have decided my game plan: 1. Disguise myself as a Valve employee 2. Infiltrate Valve HQ 3. Sap the sentry 4. Release the Heavy Update

[@chescaramos1095]

The sniper is a spy!

[@plasticfoods5069]

@@chescaramos1095 the spy is a spy

[@peanutpockerman4864]

@@plasticfoods5069 SPY is not our spy

[@chescaramos1095]

Sniper TF2 Also, they have a turret, make sure to bring a gravity gun.

[@zhongxina1062]

Took ma' disguiser

[@randomstuffposted531]

Valve: *Takes months to build it* Engineer: *Has installed rockets in a few minutes*

[@codybuckler6027]

I mean he does have 11 phds

[@mikadosannoji553]

@@codybuckler6027 and the funny wrench

[@LeivenFrestea]

Engineer is just Built Different

[@TheGeneralB]

@waroga so how does he upgrade it quickly then

[@robertarden2208]

Something is usually quicker to build if you have the blueprints memorized

[@cdkt1970]

so THIS is why the one developer is still at work after all these years. he cant even leave

[@SebastilG]

XD

[@Repolshon]

He's wearing blu lol

[@morganscott1697]

He wore a blue shirt to work one day, and it was over.

[@deezuldeezul]

"Engineering experiment slaughters blue shirt wearing game developers!"

[@bendythedemon5413]

LMAO!

[@piggyreet6739]

LMAO!

[@deezuldeezul]

LMAO!

[@cheesedog9766]

Blamo

[@theonly6blake911]

LMAO!

[@alichank]

Turret: **needs to be carried by 4 people** Engineer: pathetic

[@Meatfrequency]

That was gettin heavy

[@kamenraider1175]

I think that's a problem that needs to be solved, anyone know a guy that solves problems?

[@kamenraider1175]

@Red Engineer Not problems like "What is beauty"?

[@Aunarky]

Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy

[@hacked2813]

@Red Engineer engi is a blue spy

[@Thefaceoffear]

"Whatever you do dont wear blue..." -That's how we lost jon

[@hunt_ms]

o no

[@ultimatememer2235]

o no

[@SurelyNotClover]

._.

[@caelansinclair3374]

Poor jon

[@Godzy05]

Ok

[@demoman5864]

Imagine how cool it would be if someone broke in at night and upgraded it

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

ruh roh looks like they have installed 2 m134 miniguns on it guess I'll die *insert old man shrugging picture here*

[@Rainsnikov]

Engineer took it personally when he noticed it was abandoned for 12 years on level 1

[@WormHoleStudiosDev]

@@UH-60_Blackhawk *H A R O L D*

[@carrot18]

It actually shot at anyone wearing Blue.

[@HowToChangeName]

When vandalism gone wrong

[@triggered_atheist619]

I'd imagine that if somebody attempted to break into Valve headquarters, there would just be one of those around every corner. _and they'd actually shoot_

[@triggered_atheist619]

3 months and I got 2 likes. Sweet.

[@Wraithstrike19]

Along with the Portal Turrets they have

[@Bracken40]

"SOMETIMES YOU NEED A LITTLE TOO MUCH GUN."

[@pieman2435]

or a combine turret, or a portal turret thinking about it, whats with turrets and valve?

[@Navisition]

pain

[@CBRN-115]

engineer carries a Lv1 sentry with both hands while it took 3 men to carry it slowly. No wonder the wrench has lots of random crits

[@keisorestis6487]

engineer cary the sentry in the box

[@SilentSoaperton]

"Whew! That was getting heavy!"

[@masterplay1201]

"That wasn't getting any lighter"

[@newweaponssoldier4127]

They were doing that because they didn't want to drop it.

[@zakklaffka9972]

+I get into yt fights I get into KZbin fights as well

[@thekono5464]

9 years later, this sentry is still at level 1

[@posstaldude]

That shows how much valve cares about tf2

[@g.f.gempire3988]

@@posstaldude lmao right.

[@alpi5459]

NO ANIME oof

[@sparkz6349]

Hes a good boi, leave him alone.

[@Nugzerian]

they never upgrade to level three..

[@vibinseal]

Legends say that the engineer is still trying to upgrade his sentry to lv2

[@Someone-stole-my-kidney]

Pov: Spies keep sappin yours sentries but not killing you:

[@HANKSANDY69420]

@@Someone-stole-my-kidney *pov: red tape recorder being used for once.*

[@theswag9477]

*hopefully nobody walks towards that sentry while wearing blue*

[@exctubilator7153]

That was the moment he knew...

[@Knife_ToMeetYou]

he fucked up

[@animacs2728]

BEEP BEEP

[@animacs2728]

*tf2 meet the outro plays with turret shootings in the background*

[@Scp-049Pd]

Hope a spy doesn’t sap the sentry

[@somewierdoonline2402]

Just imagine after spending all that work on the sentry, someone just says “Need a dispenser here!”

[@zmx132457]

Put dispenser here!

[@marcopalomino415]

pootis spencer here

[@aclown36]

*POOTIS SPENCER*

[@pluv-ia]

POOT IS T E L E P O R T E R H E R E

[@jenthelass]

NEED A T E L E P O R T E R HERE

[@toxyman9400]

valve: * releases TF2 * Weta: here is the sentry gun valve: * releases PORTAL * weta: here is the sentry gun

[@Michael4201YT]

all thats left is the Half Life sentry. Half Life has got to have one

[@OscarTien12]

Value: Dude, that's a portal gun. Not a sentry gun you hippy. Weta: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ryananiel4821]

Engineer: *upgrading sentry to level 3* Engineer: now we need a dispenser *Whole team came out* Team: need a dispenser here (×10) *Medic came out* Medic: im fully charged *Whole team looks at him* Team: MEEEEDIIICC *and*DOCTOR(×19) Engineer: spy sappen my sentry *whole team looks at spy* Team: SPY(×10000000) Spy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Later at sniper the scop) Sniper: ..bloody hell..

[@CardZed]

@@ryananiel4821 cringe

[@thememesterbutdifferentname]

But In another style

[@pold111]

it's crazy how they just did it for valve for no cost at all, awesome people

[@olivsk1]

So at this point in time it's probably still sitting there gathering dust and when someone looks at it they think "I wonder what that is."

[@yesno1275]

Diabocal it’s not. I went on a tour in Valve HQ and it’s still there. They even made there own which was a level 2.

[@jadeasereht4638]

Yes No Welp they won’t make a level three cause they can’t count XD

[@lemon0_o729]

@@yesno1275 Did you meet the TF Team, or anyone working on TF2?

[@lukeferreira7546]

Lemon0_o I wanna know as well

[@Gremthebeliever]

@@yesno1275 I honestly think you're lying

[@thewildmemeofthewest2476]

"ALERT, BLUE SPY IN THE BASE!" Valve employees: "heck."

[@scoundral2995]

Aye lil help here?

[@zsu-23-4kirov6]

@blue spy *laughs in pyro*

[@scoundral2995]

@@zsu-23-4kirov6 awww melde

[@mothfard0]

@@zsu-23-4kirov6 *laughs in community server saxton hale boss*

[@akoskalman2001]

DARN.

[@Red-mg4ro]

Scout mains when they hear the beep in real life: *PTSD*

[@radiostar4902]

As a scout main, watching this as 4:30am, this hurt my beyond words can say. Also legit this is pretty awesome?? Nice comment btdubs

[@Average851]

Lol

[@waffles9771]

God, my Dustbowl flashbacks

[@trii.spokes]

i main scout and engineer lol (scout for offensive, engi for defensive)

[@waffles9771]

@@trii.spokes Oh damn Engineer Gaming

[@Xiiki]

Isn’t it impressive the engineer made this in 3-4 seconds?

[@theniceumbrella7174]

"Should we upgrade this sentry?" -a valve employee before getting fired

[@missionslos8856]

Haha very funny 😂🤣😁😅😂🤣😁😅😂🤣😁😜😂😜😁😜🤣😅😂😜😂😜🤣😜😂😜🤣😅😜🤣😂😜🤣

[@Muhammed18324]

@@missionslos8856 why are there so much emojis

[@thewildruda6113]

For the boss, he was a dumbass. For the employees and fan base, he was a Legend

[@charlesqueen1366]

@@cri.682 now this is funny 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😐😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥶🥶🥵😳😳🥵😳😳😳🥵🥵😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@Evertt154]

They didn’t break it they upgraded it into a level 2 sentry

[@nyanytpclassic2704]

They will upgrade it to level 2, then level 2.1, and level 2.2, but never to level 3

[@2picklesanddishsoap547]

NyanYTPClassic I see what you did there 😏

[@lxrmulder9433]

Hahahahahaha

[@crypticpel5421]

Valve cant count to 3

[@PMVoid]

Cuz valve cant count to 3

[@caseyyy2215]

LOL IK What You Mean

[@imobius5876]

Yeah, imagine being a engineer building thousands of those for days/weeks/months and getting destroyed by a radio that made only few hours

[@regeos757]

eee

[@Criductive]

fuck.

[@saulmoment4008]

Pretty sure a pyro will not let that happen

[@blur4504]

@@saulmoment4008 don't you mean a crazy dude with a gasmask and a flamethrower?

[@lorikame6258]

@@blur4504 dude Pyros not crazy at all

[@Kirbgaming]

12 years later and this sentry is still at level 1(ahh sh** here we go again) 13 years and the sentry is still at level 1

[@TotallyBolero]

bro u tried to steal a comment

[@Kirbgaming]

@@TotallyBolero it’s a continuation and keeping it up

[@GIB1960]

I guess there will be no mini sentry

[@ekko-p]

13 now.. nvm didnt read the comment

[@TotallyBolero]

@@ekko-p its 14

[@alalalalsekkeke]

9 years ago... back when tf2 wasnt a neglected child of valve

[@ThatCookieAddict]

And now...we have sniper bots and galore.

[@billybobthelandlord2790]

Panda Battleships in my experience, holy Jesus the enemies on the other team don’t wanna kick the bots for some reason

[@josethethinket9819]

billy bob the landlord its not that the teams don't want to kick them its the both teams are full bots that aren't going to kick each other for obvious reasons

[@idress8340]

billy bob the landlord Maybe because bots have a reaction time faster than a human’s. One time, as scout, the moment I stepped out the door I was shot by a Sasha Bot.

[@treebranch6488]

dude it ltrly isnt they released an update with rick may?

[@januthay8616]

TF2 Community: “Need an update here!”

[@dison2621]

mann vs myg()t update

[@martinford1988]

‘Need availability on Xbox one here!’

[@flamingcat1101]

@@martinford1988 (laughs in orange box on xbox360 and ps3 only)

[@kaiji4419]

*free players: -------

[@stuckonaslide]

in the words of medic: "later"

[@acee555]

This got recommended 10 YEARS after release, wow

[@Hoo_Dini]

Yeah man those were the good ol' days of TF2 *sniff*

[@LUN4RM00NS]

Same

[@SAFIS448]

Ye

[@DisIsmine-ui2dm]

Yeah

[@johannesviljoen9656]

Lol

[@crimbo6993]

everybody gangsta until someone hits it 8 times with a wrench

[@WednesdayMan]

the sentry is level 2 now.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

@@WednesdayMan With a fully-loaded pair of Gatling guns.

[@moranoaldre]

everyone gangsta until the sentry stops working

[@WednesdayMan]

​@@moranoaldre *Team Fortress 2 soundtrack - "right behind you" starts playing*

[@masterplasma5644]

@@moranoaldre *the spy has aleardy breaches our defenses*

[@pixult4669]

looking back at this, this should be what the security cameras look like at valve

[@cateyedboy4168]

YES

[@gabbie07]

Either sentry guns or security cameras from portal

[@arthurschmidt3104]

@@gabbie07 don't forget ceiling turrets

[@ee-qs8gf]

also dispenser vending machine

[@andee2126]

and combine monitor computer

[@thatscronker1928]

You know, it's cute. To see valve back when they cared about tf2

[@markus_378]

we wanted the heavy update, we got the F2P muting instead

[@awake7586]

@@markus_378 the worst thing is, no "thanks medic", no more "spy" and the worst of all: no more potis pow for f2p :(

[@Star-ny3fm]

The people above me are right

[@generalfeeessh7764]

The game is 13 years, most games don't come even close to being supported that long.

[@jeff7530]

@@awake7586 imo they should have made a thing where you had to wait before each message, and make it so you can change your steam name after a week once you already changed it.

[@0riginalLegendaryZer0]

Its been 14 years, and the sentry is still level 1.

[@unfuz3]

Now nobody can rob Half Life 3

[@lxrmulder9433]

SrMendoza 5263 but they wont find it

[@antarticstorm7991]

Sentry guarding *spy declocked* Spy:eheheh *grabs hlf3* *Gaben enters room* Spy:oh no Gaben: hl- i cant say this you cant touched that game cause we wont alow the number more then 2 and less then 4

[@kemomusic5311]

or portal 3

[@scottishwalrus7728]

@@kemomusic5311 Basically the portal saga ended at 2 so...

[@gulfidansenturk3230]

😂😂😂😂

[@memelordinsanity]

Now, the briefcase can be protected, for it contains, a half life 3 copy

[@domhall6118]

Mint Gaming Or the new Tf2 update that will be good :D

[@urkegg767]

yes

[@sapphirephly]

Mint Gaming that i'm not taking because i don't like half life.

[@thewildgamer64]

then bring a sapper

[@Truescreen]

No, it contains update material for the heavy!

[@Little_Tree_Dude]

I imagine if valve left this sentry is like dusty, unplugged and ignored just like how they do with the actual game

[@goldendocsonic2012]

User_594 they do care about the game, they just left it there as a trophy or decoration

[@thelucasbrothers6662]

@@goldendocsonic2012 or they just need to update the game more

[@goldendocsonic2012]

@Matix 777 true, they rlly need to hire like trusted tf2 community

[@PlannardCHoohius]

Of course now it's just a fossil

[@JesusChrist-lv7uo]

They added a Ricardo skin.

[@Scout_1-g8n]

Now I need a dispenser here.

[@laranitaloca6913]

This will be a Problem for the people wearing Blue Clothes

[@COVEMUSIC-]

Marvin Crazy lmao

[@yeetuscleetus3833]

Aiden Lee he means valve workers wearing blue clothes calm your tits

[@xhappyx624]

Lolollolollololo

[@bluesky_cupy5158]

@Aiden Lee A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously. It takes the form of a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning. This can be done using a pun or other word play such as irony, a logical incompatibility, nonsense, or other means. Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition: A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the tension should reach its highest level at the very end. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. As for its being "oral," it is true that jokes may appear printed, but when further transferred, there is no obligation to reproduce the text verbatim, as in the case of poetry.[1] It is generally held that jokes benefit from brevity, containing no more detail than is needed to set the scene for the punchline at the end. In the case of riddle jokes or one-liners the setting is implicitly understood, leaving only the dialogue and punchline to be verbalised. However, subverting these and other common guidelines can also be a source of humor-the shaggy dog story is in a class of its own as an anti-joke; although presenting as a joke, it contains a long drawn-out narrative of time, place and character, rambles through many pointless inclusions and finally fails to deliver a punchline. Jokes are a form of humour, but not all humour is a joke. Some humorous forms which are notverbal jokes are: involuntary humour, situational humour, practical jokes, slapstickand anecdotes. Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist André Jolles [de],[2] jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet. Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstickwork with comic timing, precision and rhythmin their performance, relying as much on actions as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".

[@bluesky_cupy5158]

@Aiden Lee Your comments don't even make any sense. '-'

[@noranewtron8491]

“Ain’t that a cute little gun”

[@ryannykonenko6792]

Stop waching this engineer red spy is in the base

[@tinynugget6848]

@@ryannykonenko6792 shabadaba gooba like a meebo

[@SamOfTheShadows]

📲

[@Quosyalith]

Nah it not cute it shoots US

[@medicgaming8218]

@@ryannykonenko6792 idc, he'll just shoot my head anyways.

[@NamelessFacelessWhoa]

GUYS OMG do you realize what this means? I have an idea; just let me riff here. A TF2 laser-tag arena. Valve can buy some cheap plot of land in the desert and build some lifesize TF2 maps. You pick your character and put on a character-specific laser receptor suit, and run around and have a good time. Imagine payload IRL.

[@lizardton133]

Great idea but they are not going to do it

[@xVexxSyndicate]

Yeah that would be awesome but pricey

[@josephford2226]

I will not partake until there is greater punishment in laser tag for getting hit than just not being able to shoot for a while. Honestly, laser tag always frustrates me because it doesn't work very well. The rules are fuzzy enough. But, add on top of that the fact that it's hard to tell when you're hit or if you actually hit people, it just turns into a mess of people following each other around and shooting blindly. Now, if your suit suddenly becomes rigid and you're incapable of moving for some period of time, that would be cool. But then, they would have to do something with you to make it so that people don't just stand around you and wait for you to come back "online".

[@Keldos310]

Ooooor Paintball :D

[@all-starzombie5873]

Yea it might be cool like paintball arena,and u have costume with the characher badge,u know the heavy badge is that fist,pyro with the fire badge,but it might be hard if u r engi couse of the sentry update,and the teleporter,oh and the dispenser

[@Iamanewplayer]

12 years later,the sentry is still at level 1

[@minihalkoja590]

The secret why no one has ever stolen the physical codes of HL3 is because, every time they go home in the evening, they set a secret mode on that shoots intruders with real bullets

[@probablyahuman9252]

The WHOLE bullet.

[@shutereye2634]

That's 65% more bullet!

[@thatguyrozar6674]

Nice reference, Raging.

[@5555Jacker]

Per bullet.

[@alterranlongbow5067]

How do we cram so many bullets in 'em? Like this. *Shows clip of inside of sentry being filled with bullets.*

[@jftuxxy864]

If I had one of those, I would make it shoot water. _Then, I would be feared in my neighborhood._

[@SpanishDuck]

I'll make it a security machine incase a robber comes I shoot them

[@Lenzic]

no, not water... SANVICHES!!!!!!

[@Terra-Antares]

best thing ever

[@remuvs]

it shoots solid water balloons

[@lyzeryt2590]

They would sap it

[@alaraby7997]

Imagine working for months on this sentry Then a scout comes and say: Need a teleporter here

[@Battle_Dude605]

And then there's a rocket jumping solider and a heavy saying *P O O T I S*

[@devinhopkins221]

need a dispenser here

[@captainnelson9833]

Imagine building this and all of a sudden you hear the echo of french laughter.

[@benjamindover4989]

wow haha so funny take your tard award now

[@Battle_Dude605]

@@benjamindover4989 no one asked for you're sarcasm

[@guniverse.5847]

happy 14th anniversary, sentry.

[@blueberryboi9426]

Someday someone's gonna come along and instinctively try to sap it.

[@lorgon2111]

+Jude Pelaez I've seen a comment where someone said that somebody would eventually instinctively wrench it

[@lorgon2111]

I got it! Somebody is going to come along and instinctively wrench the person instinctively sapping the sentry!

[@andrejr9133]

+Lorgon it all mkes ense

[@gentleman7407]

+Jude Pelaez Funny story, some kid in my school was a fucking tf2 fanatic. So much, sometimes he did stuff you'd do in the game without even knowing until he saw himself doing it. One day in the fucking halls he was turned a corner when he suddenly stopped at the corner and everybody was question what he was doing, and he, unknowingly, replied, "There is a sentry around the corner." He caught himself mid sentence and realized what the fuck he was saying. Few people actually knew what he meant, and started laughing at him.

[@kevenklayne4211]

+Jude Pelaez Or wrench it.

[@jakobthe]

You never realize how intimidating a level 1 sentery is until you see it to scale

[@Freind-shaped-murder-drone]

True

[@commenter621]

No

[@nataliemorett1911]

​@@commenter621how about ye do the maths

[@ghufiiytdg3990]

Something about having a replica from a game or movie is just so satisfying

[@AParticularlyPointySoldier]

Yeah, especially a functioning sentry gun

[@derkommissar4986]

Valve is using the sentry guns to guard the only known copy of half life 3 (Half Life Alyx is not Half Life 3 so please stop saying it is, all over again)

[@Di_616]

Also TF3, Portal 3 and L4D3

[@sxar_0660]

KGB Comrade yep

[@derkommissar4986]

@@Di_616 lol

[@TheGamerWhosBored]

KGB Comrade We need a spy to sap it NOW!

[@derkommissar4986]

@@TheGamerWhosBored spy sappin my sentry- valve

[@thenabbitgamer]

Still waiting on “need a dispenser here” and “need a teleporter here”.

[@doomeddestroyer1012]

A working dispenser that acts like a vending machine would be cool

[@alexlehtinen7246]

@@doomeddestroyer1012 that would be awesome!

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Pootis spencer here

[@cobalt35]

a dispenser couldnt work irl BUT it can be used as an actual dispenser for food drinks etc, as for teleporter well teleportation isnt a real thing so what could work is to just get lights so that it looks like it can teleport you somewhere (sorry for being a nerd)

[@craftman_yt]

Personally waiting for Put Dispenser Here.

[@jessicajayes8326]

"Ain't that a cute little gun!"- Engineer

[@Battle_Dude605]

That there is just a *s a d* display boy

[@jessicajayes8326]

@@Battle_Dude605 If I ever go to Valve headquarters it's going to take all my self control not to hit this thing with a wrench.

[@engineergaming4453]

ain’t that a cute little gun? - engineer gamer tf2 (real) yes

[@springmen1922]

I guess they used this sentry to guard TF2 from being updated.

[@clockworksproductions3288]

That’s like their only defense in their base can you imagine just hearing SENTRY DOWN Valve employees:Oh no

[@bmbqt]

they did also get a portal 2 sentry so i guess they have a secound defence for if that happens

[@deelim5092]

@@bmbqt it even shoots 65% more bullet

[@darshil2317]

Damn spy's sappin my sentry

[@gulag3463]

learn spaces

[@Doctor85]

@@darshil2317 Spy: *snort snort snort snort snort* Sentrel: ;-; *dies*

[@abdulrafay8265]

Can't believe this 2018. I was just looking on KZbin when I found this video and it remember when valve actually used to care about tf2.

[@alinaafzal1901]

Abdul Rafay Valve doesn't care about tf2 anymore.

[@ToastyTastyPancakes]

They literally have only two or three developers actually programming new updates for that spaghetti storm of over 10 years of code, and their business model is actively preventing them from hiring new programmers, and even if they did get some new programmers, they would need to help teach them what's even going on in the games code. Also the last game they published was like Dota 2 or something, which is pretty old by now, so they HAVE to care about their existing titles because they are their only source of income.

[@wh1plashVFX]

less than that i would say

[@ITMenterprises]

well no, if valve dropped the games they would still be swimming in money, their games arent their source of income anymore, its steam, and thats probably why we dont get games anymore because valve are also working on hardware

[@Corrderio]

creeper izak So how much has their business model changed? Have they completely dropped game development?

[@godsmark3527]

Oh, the good old days when valve released major updates to TF2

[@emissne]

and yet to this day, nobody at valve has thought to hit this sentry with a wrench.

[@TheSpah]

It took 6 people to carry a sentry while engie can somehow carry the whole thing on his shoulder.

[@lowqualitycatjpeg]

"that was gettin' heavy"

[@dynamiaa]

buff engineers

[@coldblood5604]

lintufriikki.deviantart.com/art/I-warned-ya-206363433 plus everybody knows-he has a robot hand under that glove.

[@newweaponssoldier4127]

+ffepic *InsertOverusedMemeHere* buffgineers

[@jaytong7800]

+Cold Blood i' m to scared to enter the link

[@SwitchB_]

Valve: *Takes months to make one single sentry* Engineer: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you.

[@chicharonnes98]

but he already has a blue print dummy 😡😡😡

[@toysonictherobothedgehogbr6066]

@@chicharonnes98 r/whoooosh

[@syeungmin6204]

@@toysonictherobothedgehogbr6066 i have too much respect for humanity to believe you just wooooshed an obvious joke, please for the love of god tell me youre just telling a bad joke

[@toysonictherobothedgehogbr6066]

@@syeungmin6204 what. the. fuck.

[@chicharonnes98]

@@toysonictherobothedgehogbr6066 1.linkimg subs outside of reddit 2.mispelling the name of the sub 3. saying it to a obvious joke

[@brainrot___]

Imagine how valve employees walk up to this and remember that tf2 is still a thing

[@user-wc7fh3iy5h]

They probably get rid of it

[@Depressedwhale14]

That’s how Jungle Inferno was created

[@lilrag3]

If only they put as much work as they did into the sentry, on tf2, maybe then I wouldn't be playing a lego version cuz its more balanced

[@htg98]

@@lilrag3 I mean it was 9 years in development that's a lot of time

[@Meaxis]

@@lilrag3 you mean the roblox version?

[@ExaltedArchvile]

Valve's Portal and TF2 Sentries having casual conversation long after humanity's gone extinct.

[@mplayer101]

Back in the day when valve would help our current problems with TF2

[@DiegoAndres-ll6du]

Don't wear blue shirts near Valve HQ

[@rhodelganaden5444]

+rhodel Ganaden not really

[@rhodelganaden5444]

+rhodel Ganaden but scare the living hell out of you

[@LokivSource2]

+Diego Andrés yep

[@theimmux3034]

XD

[@zhengkoye3202]

Diego Andrés I just got shot... Now I have no leg,GOD DAMNIT VALVE!

[@Brickster_81]

what a nice reference to the game i hope they dont abandon it for 4 years

[@makramelcrack2657]

@MeOwO :sadtrollge:

[@jasygamer]

:trollge:

[@oshabot1646]

guess what

[@Incognito4]

:trollge:

[@spagettitree175]

😭

[@CommanderLongJohn]

When game developers were actually nerdy-dudebro-gamers and were full of passion for their product and fans.

[@absolutelyshmooie7086]

Valve: *spends weeks maybe months making this sentry* Engineer: *haha wrench go slap*

[@deboibelike4507]

its pow not slap

[@maizahmohdabdullah5916]

WHY DO I FIX EVERYTHING I TOUCH

[@faceoctopus4571]

Valve didn't manufacture it, WETA Workshop. I'm guessing as a gift, but I dunno.

[@theniceumbrella7174]

@@maizahmohdabdullah5916 *why do i fix everything i smack?

[@Ro_Gaming]

*bap*

[@colemanbubar5098]

I hope the box it shipped in said “Mann co. Shipping”.

[@TheRoyalCavalier]

No one at Valve could wear blue again.

[@Grampa_Swood]

Spy's could

[@NustEred]

That idea is mine, bro

[@pokeprorotmg8957]

GameCommentaryMakerz spies*

[@Grampa_Swood]

장호영 What you mean?

[@Grampa_Swood]

Pokepro Rotmg I am pretty sure it's spy's

[@Loli123p]

Engineer Valves: *Building a sentry!* The spy disguise as a Engineer Valve:

[@1NeutralGray]

Valve: Makes sentry gun from TF2. US Military: You're hired!

[@NicholasWarper]

MaXiMuXHD723 - Commando when im goin to grow up im going to make that that shoots real boolet and im going to sell it to the millitery and then make the guys wear chips so it wont shoot them also might going to make a lv 3 sentry

[@krieger7510]

weebygamer what if it shoots radome civilians

[@BlehhhXP]

Krieger he means when they are fighting in war zones not public areas

[@krieger7510]

I hate life Lmao Makes sense but don’t you think it makes sense they would use a ATGM or a RPG to take one down since their stationary

[@3okayy]

its all fun and games until someone from origin walks by

[@AParticularlyPointySoldier]

*Blizzard

[@itscat322]

grapezzzz19 the hell is origin?

[@AgentH8voc]

Gamer Cat origin is basically a EA version of steam.

[@LiLScunt]

grapezzzz19 overwatch*

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

Now make a vending machine thats a dispencer

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

Philomena Mooney \I WANT MY COOKEH!!!!

[@doga5899]

Or that could be where they put they're health aid kits

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

Raul Alanis You mean First Aid kit

[@doga5899]

+Killulikeaboss2 I didn't even notice I typed in health

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

Raul Alanis what did you mean then

[@vortexsux]

man, engineer must be strong if he can carry a LEVEL 3 sentry while it requires 4+ GROWN MEN to carry a LEVEL 1

[@tucker1012]

Imagine someone brings a Sapper, Valve employees be like " Spy sappin our sentry!"

[@cjs372]

"SHIT, IT'S RUINED! WE PAYED LIKE 10 GRAND FOR THAT SHIT DUDE!"

[@laldawmasdsadsda1148]

“And you best hope, it don’t point at you” -Engineer

[@WeezieTF2]

Valve: spends time to build a sentry A random Demoman: Allow me to introduce myself

[@Greatblueneptune]

Pov: you just saw an uber charged heavy

[@beenthere.donethat]

did you even read the first part of thw video or do you not how to read

[@SubcribeMinecraftNOW]

I had me good eye on you the whole time

[@LeivenFrestea]

nah man the Spy Sap is it's worst nightmare

[@goldngamer1365]

Tavish bouta' bomb Valve Headquarters💀

[@Bananabread0]

12 years later, it's still level one

[@m.degroot6837]

Now hit it a couple times with a wrench and make it a Lv2!

[@DHTGK]

Marlon de Groot but what if i dont have metal:(

[@m.degroot6837]

need a dispenser here!

[@DHTGK]

a dispencer would make a good snack machine

[@PanKarmeleq]

POOTIS SPENCER HERE!

[@peucoman]

yeah that's cool and all, but.... *NEED A DISPENSER HERE!!!*

[@sebascc007]

Peucoman nope

[@voidd894]

Peucoman *POOTIS SPENCER HERE*

[@awkboiadn4599]

*DEPLOY A DISPENSER HERE!!!*

[@jimwormmaster]

They should have a dispenser skin on the vending machines in their break room or whatever, if they have one.

[@sebascc007]

Χάρης & Μπάμπης Gaming nope

[@tf2spy874]

what a nice company making a reference to the hit game that they created. i hope they stay active

[@TheVideoGuyfromOhio]

as if nobody literally plays anymore

[@Dragonceratops]

that's just wrong lmfaoooo@@TheVideoGuyfromOhio

[@merrywilliams5997]

Is more active than everyone!!

[@animationstudio-nf3zc]

Especially with bots

[@seshammasubramanyam1030]

I wish Valve just pulled the plug on games with no players or ones that don't generate millions in revenue each month, Thankfully that's just Day of Defeat/single player titles

[@Benito675]

"hey dear, what do you think of my nice new blue dress?" *"WAIT HONEY NO-"*

[@zombiehead5847]

Me: _purchases one for a security system_ Valve: *_GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP_*

[@ifeelverydead9180]

You are a sinner

[@zombiehead5847]

Oh noes I've been judged

[@crustaceanking3293]

upgrade to level 2 to have better protecc

[@zombiehead5847]

I ordered a level 3 sentry but all I got was a card game

[@thetrashmann8140]

This isn't on auto pilot son *DAMN IT GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP* To those who haven't been the Garry's Mod scene or TF2 scene for a while that's from Erectin' a Boom

[@eoinmurphy3043]

Don’t hit it with a wrench I’ll give it ammo This is a friendly server

[@eoinmurphy3043]

@Spah! wait this wasn’t supposed to have likes

[@bluenderd]

5 seconds later: *Sentry gets sapped* "Spy around here!"

[@abbyalphonse499]

Spah sappin mah sentreh!

[@aquino3120]

My favorite class is the spy - Gabe Newell

[@abbyalphonse499]

@@aquino3120 Thanks, and have fun

[@pagosant]

Shendelmens

[@TheMiracle-c3u]

The cameraman is a SPY!

[@Dan_the_tinkering_man]

It takes engineer roughly 8 seconds to build a sentry And it takes over 5 years for valve to acknowlege a cheater crisis.

[@doodlenoodle7370]

Engineer: “makes sentrys by smacking it with a wrench” Weta workshop: s i k e

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

*”TF2 will forever be a Remembrance of Rick May’s Death.”* So Valve, *PLEASE,* bring back TF2’s glory. It would be an honour for Rick May and a blessing to everyone.

[@Whizbang]

lol

[@omachi5931]

im thinking tf2 campaign mode

[@ноуноу-и3ф]

@@basil9973, да то, что бл*ть Валве пох*й на смерть этого актёра озвучки, максимум что они сделают - это видосик грустный выложат, какой к чёрту возрождение тф, клоун?

[@vanukas8783]

Dale Potter I think he's an edgy teenager who thinks its cool laugh at bad things.

[@RealSwissShady]

Make a real rocket laucher that shoots rockets

[@willschannel_]

please don't whack this one with a wrench

[@Lenzic]

Lol

[@Terra-Antares]

Ingame:"HEY WHACK THIS IT NEEDS AMMO!" OnEarth:"HEY YOU! DONT WHACK THAT WITH A WRENCH IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT HERE!

[@Engipeer]

ENGINEER UPGRADE THIS SENTRY

[@Zanek_power]

gg report engineer for not upgrading

[@crazycrafter1998]

I woud

[@emopeterparker5220]

I can imagine valve making this shoot nerf bullets and annoy the crap outta customers

[@kurtkrianrivera2106]

thAT sentry must be put on banks so tf2 robber wear blue shirt HE GONNA RAN AWAY

[@theepiccrimson5335]

SlimeGraal The 2, Just paint one red and the other blue. They will wear green if they see those. Paint another one yellow. Heck, just get 1 million sentries and color them every single color. (I think that's the number of variations in the color spectrum.)

[@bungus5814]

16.5 million for RGB spectrum hue hue hue.

[@noba4160]

was that a pun

[@busload89]

What customers? It's a headquarters not a store

[@angelgomezpalomar3415]

I have a theory: All the tf2 devs where blu, that explains why they all are dead right now... Edit: Stop crying about Rick, he wasnt evem dead when i made the joke and he isn't a developer of the game. Read my comment before you get salty.

[@screentimer]

Oh ok

[@GodfamZeta42069]

This is definitely not funn Y

[@AndreLuiz-wh3qr]

yea i think this is real

[@IndianaBones027]

Not funny anymore, the voice for Soldier is actually dead now

[@angelgomezpalomar3415]

@@IndianaBones027 that has nothing to do with it. I was joking about the silence of tf2, this comment is old already, its sad what happened to soldier's voice actor. Hope he rest in peace. Good bye soldier...

[@male_7348]

Remember when valve actually cared for tf2

[@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775]

Man, the game is way too old. It´s iconic and still some fun to some point, but there are new things to try and to do than some good game from a decade ago.

[@Kevin-jl4fc]

Remember when they cared about anything other than Dota?

[@pewsioofficial8007]

Thing is for now valve is focusing all their energy on half life Alex and soon they’ll probably get to making a tf3 if anything (it’s a huge debate)

[@Katze123]

@@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 like dota? The trash game

[@whosthetank777]

Wrong classics dont get old they stay classic you sound like someone who dont got enough hats

[@pickergamin]

it took them god knows how much people and time to assemble this sentry, meanwhile engi needs about 7 seconds to build it

[@MCStarVideos]

1. Fill it with bullets 2. Scrap all your cameras 3. Let him do the night watch

[@ketwin]

Use the cameras for more bullets

[@MCStarVideos]

XD

[@goorooschlum]

MCStarVideos I was just going to make a comment similar to this. I would imagine if someone tried to infiltrate Valve headquarters, there would be that sentry up front, loaded with bullets. If they somehow get past that, they would go into the next room to be greeted with the Portal turrets, and if they somehow get past THAT, the people watching the cameras (though your comment is a little different, as you said to get rid of the cameras) would send down some Counter-Strike terrorists to take the infiltrator (s) hostage.

[@MCStarVideos]

Hack there pc for demm keys and unusuals

[@simoncooper2663]

"Ohhh!... I'm sorry I don't know what that was..." -Dan Hardcastle (Every year)

[@chevyyy6487]

Put it outside Valve HQ and scare the shit out of passerbys

[@blijecomputer9036]

Lol yea

[@michaelbanana7398]

Yes

[@michaelbanana7398]

So much yes

[@GyroLaser]

It won't be there anymore because it'll be mine.

[@BenTheWild]

+Proudsonic885 sorry to say but i took it already

[@Agent-ts1et]

Everyone says: Need a sentry here. But nobody says: How's the sentry here.

[@khurramkhan8169]

f

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

And the philosophy majors ask _why_ it's there

[@vreikezen8268]

@@TinyDeskEngineer *Where's a sentry here*

[@soarnava1171]

how the f the sentry is here

[@richardchen5368]

*sentry literally in mid air be like*

[@TheoneandonlyweirdJacob]

14 years later and still at level one

[@yesYes-l7n]

12 years later. This memory will never fade.

[@blanehale]

i wore blue in the valve offices once. i barley made it out alive

[@idraweverythinghorribly80]

:O ANOTHER IHE PARODY

[@theepiccrimson5335]

Is the "barley made it out alive" a pun or misspell?

[@spacecorewheatley3711]

Spy sapping my Sentry! Engineer wacking my Sentry! Heavy sitting down on my Sentry! Soldier shooting rockets on my Sentry! That Guy from Valve is messing with my Sentry!

[@hatem8865]

Fuck you

[@spacecorewheatley3711]

Destroyer Panda XD Guy insulting my Sentry!

[@mrglissi]

Space Core & Wheatley Ahahahahaha :D

[@Skwbzz]

***** Guy laughing at my Sentry!

[@dovahkiinpony9032]

Destroyer Panda XD Guy fucking my sentry!

[@MyoticTesseract]

I wanna see them build a Lvl3 now.

[@fortress2270]

Myotic TeSeract Oh yehahh

[@wrongjackal2102]

Myotic TeSeract, at first, they should deal at least with second level.

[@fortniterobloxpro6774]

Myotic TeSeract thet shoots

[@condescendingonlineman2136]

Bap bam balistimo

[@SamuelTrademarked]

swagaroo it's illegal to make that kind of stuff

[@JustTombstone]

The fact that the sentry is so big implies that the people in tf2 are bigger than natural

[@HPD7D]

They should make them mini sized and work on batterys so everyone can have a sentry on his/her desk

[@TheDragShot]

Exactly, like the Portal 2 desktop turret thing.

[@HPD7D]

TheDragShot oh, you can buy a mini portal turret, but no sentry???? valve why are you doing this :'(

[@TheDragShot]

Yup. It's a bit less of 30 dollars, includes infrared sensors and some audio clips from the game. It actually works as a turret, except that it has no bullets of course.

[@HPD7D]

TheDragShot how big is it?

[@TheDragShot]

Yeah, a mini-sentry. That would make it :) .

[@ericneuens]

Valve: makes sentry Payday 2: "I'm just going to steal this from you..."

[@nope-lo9se]

Yea train heist.

[@ericneuens]

@@nope-lo9se Yeah I know.

[@Star-ny3fm]

One of the reasons I started TF2 was this sentry in Payday 2 lol Finally a reason to love Crime Spree

[@Battle_Dude605]

"I can milk you"

[@Battle_Dude605]

@@ericneuens I think you are not understanding a joke but since I'm not a redditor I'm not gonna say r/wooosh