you keep finding the funniest shit, i fucking love your channel!
@velociraptor92007 жыл бұрын
Y not
@ConradFiat7 жыл бұрын
'Y' you ask. I'd like to know too. It's a mystery.
@luosiger7 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see the trollpastas are back.
@Jerkwad1527 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this video that I shit my pants and demolished my chair. I just assumed it was just a glitch so I kept watching.
@vendettaknight104 Жыл бұрын
Was it hyperrealistic?
@hxi65527 жыл бұрын
I was watching this video and something explode outside my house so I just assume that it was a glitch and I keep watching this video.
@slaterisdead17577 жыл бұрын
리처드 HxI WOWZA
@slaterisdead17577 жыл бұрын
리처드 HxI it was a hyper realistic allahu life hack
@animepussy83567 жыл бұрын
I live under your bed did he bleed red blood?
@AmazinglyAwkward7 жыл бұрын
Was it hyper realistic tho?
@MrGalirex7 жыл бұрын
Same
@Chokalada7 жыл бұрын
Dude, no lies, I was the one who wrote that pasta, I just had to make a new profile on Wikia because I couldn't log into my old one anymore... and you can definitely tell it's mine because no one else would openly admit to having written such a mess.. but seriously now, I did laugh my ass off reading through my own verbal excretion back then. I feel... pretty honored seeing you read this. Then again I don't know what the fuck to even feel right now... I was not even high when I wrote this, just bored out of my mind, fully intent on writing something irredeemably horrendous. But nice to see you had a good time with it!
@Chokalada7 жыл бұрын
But it was just a glitch, I promise.
@thearousedeunuch7 жыл бұрын
If what you say is true, thank you for writing it. It was hilarious. :D
@CorvetteBro7 жыл бұрын
but it was just a glitch, yes?
@whatsthatbehindyou17426 жыл бұрын
Xiristatos glad it doesn’t have a heavy engine
@TheMiningEngineer5 жыл бұрын
So I kept playing.
@ienjoy78197 жыл бұрын
my mom gave birth to me, but she just asumed that i was a printing mistake and thought nothing of it
@collinbloo4 жыл бұрын
V a g i n a s a r e h u m a n p r i n t e r s
@Crimson-Hat7 жыл бұрын
I didn't think this series would have a trollpasta. It must be a glitch, so I'll keep watching.
@seratope7 жыл бұрын
I tried to steal a bottle of Mountain Dew from the store, but then the police found me on the road. I shrugged it off as just a glitch, and kept walking. I died later to a bullet to my head, but shrugged that off as just a glitch, too.
@verruxlunox84382 жыл бұрын
your trollpastas are a gift from the heavens, pure pleasure thank you
@Frostadoodle7 жыл бұрын
it was probably just a glitch...
@codyrochester66836 жыл бұрын
I got stabbed in the neck by a bloody hyprealistic ghost, just a glitch.
@nigelvaleska70195 жыл бұрын
It's all a glitch
@ewrgaming3 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest creepy pasta I’ve ever heard.
@l0lLorenzol0l7 жыл бұрын
"if you don't like NFS, you are a communist." Mutahar, 2017
@GamerWeeb13375 жыл бұрын
But that's just a glitch.
@collinbloo4 жыл бұрын
A racist glitch!
@Crescent4874 жыл бұрын
*any weird inconvenience happens* That guy: its just a glitch.
@tioraidh-tux7 жыл бұрын
"I thought it was just a glitch" - Whoeverwrotethispieceofcrap
@kepiphany59417 жыл бұрын
After playing The Game my parents came in and shot themselves and they started bleeding out. I assumed it was just a glitch.
@locodesert211 ай бұрын
What I’d kill to see a new trollpasta again
@Swtxblade7 жыл бұрын
I personally prefer buying my haunted games off Craigslist
@collinbloo4 жыл бұрын
How many? I just wanna check if your satan or not...
@CoroCoroOro Жыл бұрын
I love how it uses the glitch cliché its not used enough for troll pastas its usually just hyper realistic shit
@WistfulShion7 жыл бұрын
Wish these trollpasta videos came out more often! They’re great videos to come home to after a long day at work!
@locodesert22 жыл бұрын
I miss trollpasta
@tibor_a15247 жыл бұрын
Bring back trollpasta vids pls. Once a month at least. Or my dad is going to hit me.
@dontyouhateitwhen...83126 жыл бұрын
Almost all of them have been re-uploaded.
@Aburdentomorrow4 жыл бұрын
I think it's a glitch.
@CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald4 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to put all these trollpastas into a deep thinking AI. And just have it generate troll pastas forever
@ratman202 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure we can do that perfectly now lol
@angelblue15273 жыл бұрын
Dude I wish my life had this many glitches. Would be able to speedrun my way to work and finally be on time
@mexikanecfilda3 жыл бұрын
my ipad brusted into green flames while watching this video, i assumed it was a glitch so i kept on watching
@boyger57847 жыл бұрын
Another Trollpasta was just what I was craving. Thanks Muta.
@MaiMaiStrawberrylovely77504 жыл бұрын
This is a master peice and the best story I've ever heard.
@TheJiXjAx7 жыл бұрын
5:47 when muda said loud explosion there literally was a loud ass firecracker going off infront of my apartment. Am I going to die now?
@TyCal_10 ай бұрын
Don’t worry, it’s probably just a glitch
@DarknessTheHedgefox7 жыл бұрын
This video was funny as fuck. But I'm pretty sure it was just a glitch.
@LostParadise_4 жыл бұрын
This is classic Mutah.... I've been watching for at least this long
@the_swordman17 жыл бұрын
This cold makes you wish for a nuclear summer
@philiphanhurst26557 жыл бұрын
World: "It's raining green acid outside." Me: "Probably just a glitch."
@fahimshihab3244 жыл бұрын
Its too good to be true. It must be a glitch. So i kept listening.
@justsomelurkerrr7 жыл бұрын
I've waited so long for another trollpasta
@ladydmanhattan7 жыл бұрын
Need for Speed. I’ve been playing this game, damm since the first one. I’ll never grow old.
@ExpiredNickOculus7 жыл бұрын
I'm sirprised there isnt a overwatch shitpasta
@tristianwinter60357 жыл бұрын
*an overwatch, if a word begins with a vowel, (a, e, i, o, u) you use an not a :)
@ExpiredNickOculus7 жыл бұрын
Tristian Winter shit save some pussy for the rest of us pal
@leviheichou14067 жыл бұрын
TheWhiteyPlayz fucking lol
@mumeihozumi-chan5557 жыл бұрын
He's right tho.. and your power level is showing brother.
@SoftEndy7 жыл бұрын
TheWhiteyPlayz *Surprised OverWatch
@comedyeffect2737 жыл бұрын
"Hyperrealistic" now thats a word ive not heard in a long time...
@BladeCrossEXE7 жыл бұрын
About time we had another one of these!
@seekdestroy16027 жыл бұрын
OMG I FUCKING LOVED THIS GAME WHEN I WAS LITTLE
@kiesarisunny132 жыл бұрын
2020 was just a glitch so I kept playing
@arutezza5 жыл бұрын
how was the rx8 green IT'S SUPOSED TO BE RED I'M SHAKING I'M SO SCARED I BURST INTO GREEN FLAMES
@danieltanirverdov48387 жыл бұрын
This is literally the same map Need for Speed: World uses, fuck. Man I wish that game still existed.
@shuichisaihara78497 жыл бұрын
I thought SOG uploaded but then I just assumed it was a glitch!
@Theladywiththeblackdress7 жыл бұрын
Need for speed? More like Need for God
@Sxcottie3 жыл бұрын
I am indeed not over 18 but damn this creepypasta is good
@ArrangedNoiseFan2 жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off so many times
@NFSBeast23657 жыл бұрын
its an audi LE MANS QUATTRO
@hotrod_hornet7 жыл бұрын
NFS Beast thank you
@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers7 жыл бұрын
The LeMans Quattro was nothing more than the concept name for the R8, and it's still just a Gallardo
@F0XHunter7 жыл бұрын
Same thing different name
@haroldfarthington74927 жыл бұрын
I would love to see more trollpastas, this is the newest one I've found D: Please make more, you guys have the greatest reactions and commentary to accompany it!
@reddiculedog7 жыл бұрын
i've been listening to creepypasta podcasts all week and watching NFS videos this entire evening and then suddenly this video appears. probably just a glitch tho
@Immolator7727 жыл бұрын
Finally the creepypastas are back.
@Joe_Caruso7 жыл бұрын
Murciélago is love, Murciélago is life. *S A N T I A G O*
@TheRealFobican5 жыл бұрын
You should make an actual modified version of NFS Carbon as a creepypasta with everything of this happening within it, where it starts of with you being the character who found NFS Uran in a postapocalyptic world only to assume everything out of the world is just a glitch and keeps playing it.
@finguest7 жыл бұрын
Muta's character in the background footage is called *"prolapsed"* XD
@JaylanxYT3 жыл бұрын
14:13 Does anyone know what video/stream he’s talking about here? Sounds hilarious but hopefully its been saved or archived somewhere Edit: Apparently in the beginning he says its a creepypasta about dirge of cerberus, hopefully someone has it
@kristinapankratjeviene67287 жыл бұрын
I killes myself. But i assumed it was a glitch so i cept playing
@leonardogonzalez50167 жыл бұрын
Ive been watching you for years muta, and im happy to say im finally 18 and able to relax watching your content :P
@thethingthatwouldnotgoaway58816 жыл бұрын
At this point,it's easier to name the video games that DON'T have creepy/trollpastas.
@imnotyourmom47077 жыл бұрын
This is fucking pure art man
@shumishumi20597 жыл бұрын
Thank god another trollpasta, its my favorite thing on this channel
@1234-z8x6 жыл бұрын
Bring back the lost trollpasta videos! There's at least four!
@dontyouhateitwhen...83126 жыл бұрын
Someone re-uploaded most of them, they're in my playlist.
@justasjurevicius40825 жыл бұрын
11:33 DRIVING
@uglyjuel3017 жыл бұрын
ngl i havent laughed at a film a meme a tv show a joke or anything else as much as i laughed at this video - ever
@codysullivan25316 жыл бұрын
I remember having a lot of fun with this game back in the day. Glad to see a new trollpasta
@kardiak97357 жыл бұрын
That's a good meme " I just assumed it was a glitch"
@haroldfarthington74927 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for more trollpastas, Also love your SWAT lp! Great readings of Cringy stories!
@Xiroxys Жыл бұрын
We never got that final fantasy story, did we?
@MegaEvo7 жыл бұрын
2:33 10 Times Anime Paid Great Attention To Continuity
@chrislarson50977 жыл бұрын
Lost it at "blew up hyperrealistically, figured it must have been a glitch"
@Leichtzumerken7 жыл бұрын
Yes my lord and savior uploaded
@yamnbam43465 жыл бұрын
I like how there’s the shriek is love at the end
@JustazagZ7 жыл бұрын
First time he mentioned Cross I swear he said his name was “Crotch”
@olivermunro63557 жыл бұрын
Nothing like some good old 2:11 am trollpastas
@thenucka30297 жыл бұрын
When his car started rapeing him it reminded me of Shrek is love Shrek is life.
@politicallyincorrect95617 жыл бұрын
Michael Busby is that the new shrek movie?
@thenucka30297 жыл бұрын
Politically Incorrect good no. Don't look it up either.
@thenucka30297 жыл бұрын
Politically Incorrect god*
@infernoROBO7 жыл бұрын
Michael Busby Guess what? The author took the lines of shrek is love and just replaced it with his fucking car raping him so you were right about it.
@thenucka30297 жыл бұрын
some kid I knew it sounded familiar lol. Thanks.
@dusterpl60937 жыл бұрын
4:57 He did, in the intro to NFS Carbon
@DAT-OFFICIAL6 жыл бұрын
YESSS! Trollpastas are back! Everyone celebrate!
@DAT-OFFICIAL6 жыл бұрын
Hype for the Teletubbies and Final Fantasy ones! \o/
@jett1737 жыл бұрын
I BEEEE POPPIN PILLS ANDDD FEEEL LIKEEE A RUCKSTARRRRRR
@groundhogx29417 жыл бұрын
JJPAWSSS no you havent
@tristianwinter60357 жыл бұрын
*I've been fuckin hoes and poppin pillys yea i feel just like a rockstar
well, he was right about the BMW M3 GTR being boner inducing its sound is BEAUTIFUL
@Shivery7 жыл бұрын
Hey SOG. Where are your old Creepypastas/Trollpastas vids. :\
@dontyouhateitwhen...83126 жыл бұрын
Good news, someone uploaded most of the trollpastas, it's in my playlist.
@BladeCrossEXE7 жыл бұрын
Muta, will you be putting the other Trollpastas and Shitpastas on the Archives channel any time soon? We miss those classics!
@dontyouhateitwhen...83126 жыл бұрын
Someone uploaded most of the trollpastas, it's in my playlist.
@nunyabiz20557 жыл бұрын
omg this game was my childhood back in the day, i would play this on my ps2
@F0XHunter7 жыл бұрын
To be fair that bimma (BMW) is bonner inducing
@jayked14445 жыл бұрын
This is basically Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life but with a car.
@catcobbler7 жыл бұрын
Say, Carbon's graphics aged pretty well, the game still looks good!
@Jellyes7 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck im dying lmao this is the best fucking thing i've ever heard
@patrickstarmie94757 жыл бұрын
THE RETURN
@AmethystRebellion7 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm currently sitting in my English Comp 1 class, waiting till 9:30 and no one's in yet but me so I'm FUCKING GOOD! XD
@ivonaimamagic26316 жыл бұрын
I was watching this video when suddenly I saw outside my window there were nukes falling everywhere, and one fell straight towards my house... But I just thought it was a glitch, so I kept watching...
@bniy7 жыл бұрын
I love Kyle.
@kaikeekat6 жыл бұрын
its like they wrote it with Muta's sense of humor in mind, sheeet
@sirpsychosecksi49537 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that when the Lamborghini raped him it was like a parody of shrek is love shrek is life
@marienlugo11476 жыл бұрын
SirMemesALot I like how we live in a world where you said "raped by a Lamborghini"
@reidtanner51147 жыл бұрын
You think that internate and shit would be wipe off the fucking map during a apocalyptic nuclear war but nope this shit hits the fucking fan in this hilarious trollpasta lol? More trollpasta plz
@zenderzagato81747 жыл бұрын
Carbon was the best NFS.
@marco_evertus7 жыл бұрын
heck yeah!
@maximusdecimusmeridius7287 жыл бұрын
Ahem *Most Wanted*
@maximusdecimusmeridius7287 жыл бұрын
0utta S1TE Who cares about canyons. Most Wanted was overall the most favorited game among a lot of people. You can do a lot more in Most Wanted than Carbon.
@Clay36137 жыл бұрын
No, you mean Hot Pursuit 2.
@marco_evertus7 жыл бұрын
Clay3613 Hot pursuit 2? are you being serious? I mean the only game that is arguably better than Carbon is MW2005, not even payback comes close IMHO.
@Definitelyanormaldog7 жыл бұрын
I got shot today but it was just a glitch so I just walked away
@sta50112 жыл бұрын
I didnt even know sog plays nfs lol
@theindominabledr.buttlove51087 жыл бұрын
This... You need more of this. Actual shits n giggles trollpastas
@astriverofstrengthandknowledge7 жыл бұрын
This video was posted 16 hours ago and now has 16K views.
@simonblackquill41387 жыл бұрын
Mutahar why I was about to sleep now I have to suffer through this
@benracer7 жыл бұрын
2 things. 1. Cutscenes were live action 2. Darius had an Audi LeMans
@jackvernian77797 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold
@lagguino57787 жыл бұрын
I waited for the weekend to be over just so i can do this at school
@politicallyincorrect95617 жыл бұрын
It’s true story?
@whales03107 жыл бұрын
Politically Incorrect yes
@infernothepyromaniac96627 жыл бұрын
No it just an glitch
@mauer5945 жыл бұрын
It's unimportant so I kept playing
@collinbloo4 жыл бұрын
Do you are have stupid? Well!? DO YOU HAVETH THE STUPID THAT I AM OF THE NEEDING?!?!?