Seeing girls you grew up with slowly turn into this is a frightening experience
@e-tan39115 жыл бұрын
The worst part is when you move away, then come back to see everyone you know sound and act like this
@bitcoin46245 жыл бұрын
My gf was transforming into this. I had to sit her down and put the bitch in place. Now she's a classy respectable woman.
@SaeyoonChung5 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship Religion of peace indeed. Had to throw in random bragging about your physique so bad.. didn't ya? Didn't Allah teach you to be modest & humble?
@DiaJasin5 жыл бұрын
@@SaeyoonChung religion of piece, piece of you there, another one here XD
@DiaJasin5 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship I can't tell if you're a troll or not
@ChrisKogos5 жыл бұрын
You forgot astrology
@lukefonseca77903 жыл бұрын
First time I met a white girl she’s like what’s your star sign
@user-ei7ed6zy9k5 жыл бұрын
I HAVE ANXIETY - the anxious woman yelled publicly
@juwy01165 жыл бұрын
People with actual anxiety don't broadcast it to the world. I hate people who do this, it takes the seriousness away from people who have anxiety disorders.
@user-ei7ed6zy9k5 жыл бұрын
@@juwy0116 i was part of a men's mental health community on Reddit. They were all anonymous, they didn't make it into a personality
@juwy01165 жыл бұрын
@@user-ei7ed6zy9k that's great! I don't make what I have into a personality trait either, I actually try to improve unlike girls like this who feel nervous once and think they have anxiety
@newbooksmell41635 жыл бұрын
@@juwy0116 k, don't want to be 'that person', but I (a female) don't talk/post about anything that I feel because of this thought process. I don't want anyone to know what I'm thinking, cause if it's a normal amount of anxiety, then I'm a weak lil' bitch who needs to stop making themselves seem special? Ironically, the idea of me not having anxiety gives me anxiety (or at the very least sucks me into a ever growing wormhole of repetitive "freaked out" thought). I dunno, I just don't want this image of "girls" using mental illness as a tool rather than a part of themselves that they manage out there unchallenged. some may. But; I gurl, I anxiety (or something, Idfk). So... yeah. : |
@ev8om5 жыл бұрын
XD I'm like so introverted you wouldn't believe like I get so anxious when I'm in like public because I'm so introverted have I mentioned how introverted I am?
@hellouser54985 жыл бұрын
You forgot about avocado and Instagram obsession
@gixxerfixxer41595 жыл бұрын
@@Sarita_Red_Feather Close enough, right?
@yallknowwhoiam70365 жыл бұрын
And starbucks!!! Jeez that where they live 😂
@nolanjenson47855 жыл бұрын
Don't forget pineapples
@nadiaw62185 жыл бұрын
Buffalo Bill kale more than avocados
@19ThreeLions975 жыл бұрын
That's the influencer type, totally different, dangerous breed
@TheLejonell5 жыл бұрын
That's why I only date females in their 80's
@Tom-sd2vi5 жыл бұрын
Wise man
@jenjen12175 жыл бұрын
This why i only date grills who are still in the womb
@tomatosoup77045 жыл бұрын
@@jenjen1217 *fbi open up*
@prasadpawar70275 жыл бұрын
@@jenjen1217 hol' up
@Tom-sd2vi5 жыл бұрын
@@jenjen1217 Thats slightly disturbing.
@adityatiwari29575 жыл бұрын
Right in the middle, Everybody got Anxiety & mental illness these days.
@hellouser54985 жыл бұрын
Caused by excessive consumption of smartphones, social media, porn, dildos.... in no particular order
@Moelester420005 жыл бұрын
Buffalo Bill Nah it’s because people need to grow a pair
@user-ei7ed6zy9k5 жыл бұрын
@@Moelester42000 I dealt with Loneliness for years, the one thing people told me to avoid (manning up) was the one thing that actually helped
@manhattanvi5 жыл бұрын
@@Moelester42000 read up on mental illness. Those people that were in deep depression then killed themselves should just grow a pair
@santaclaws15015 жыл бұрын
@@user-ei7ed6zy9k it is obvious you didn't have an actual mental illness then. You can't control a mental illness, whereas short term mental problems/ being in a bad place can be fixed by simple lifestyle changes. If you have depression then just trying to be happier is going to do Jack shit.
@Tdownes8885 жыл бұрын
99% of girls you meet on tinder, flawless accuracy...
@Lalala-fz2ci5 жыл бұрын
patzo you’re literally on tinder, you uncultured swine 🤮 tinder males are the male version of this video. Except even worse.
@Tdownes8885 жыл бұрын
@AJCdEdT it's difficult but not impossible... need a dog photo (as the above eludes to)
@Tdownes8885 жыл бұрын
@@Lalala-fz2ci valid point, but I conceeded it's only 99% that fall in this stereotype. Same applies to males in the reverse stereotype.
@Lalala-fz2ci5 жыл бұрын
patzo 🤔 that makes no sense....but ok.
@QuantumParticle5 жыл бұрын
I lOvE tHe OfFiCe
@senseispud21975 жыл бұрын
Did anyone find it weird how Neel had CLEAVAGE
@highlanderjeff27205 жыл бұрын
We are all gay now.
@ramizureikat37935 жыл бұрын
@@highlanderjeff2720 *no homo* Like to activate
@Dysputant5 жыл бұрын
Take piece of tape squeeze chest together and you will get similar result. (I won't , I'm hairy as fuck on chest...)
@randomcommenter9225 жыл бұрын
No _homo_ or *joke* 10/10 would smash
@avinashjagdeo5 жыл бұрын
I looked twice. It's been a while since I've felt so much shame.
@Nowan20155 жыл бұрын
OMGGG CLIMATE CHANGE AND RACISM HAS ME LITERALLY SHAKING RN I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO ABOUT POLLUTION THAT LITERALLY TRIGGERED MY ANXIETY SO MUCH PEOPLE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT YAAAAYYYY SMOOTHIES!!!!
@youyou27235 жыл бұрын
Lol The blonde hair plus your black beard is so nice Btw your beard is awesome
@highlanderjeff27205 жыл бұрын
Am I gay because I had a look at that... Not breast area
@amritjanardhanan5 жыл бұрын
Most Indians can grow amazing beards
@svendinsvinderlin45695 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah! Id tap that
@youyou27235 жыл бұрын
@@highlanderjeff2720 Well i am not gay but i still looked. Just curious. It is human curiosity that makes us look at that area. Wheter your gay or not doesnt matter
@postacorona67465 жыл бұрын
you you also that it’s normal to recognize and respect another man’s beard
@osbonoam5 жыл бұрын
100% accurate! Only critique: most women are like this in their 30s as well. 😬
@givensurname12965 жыл бұрын
Probably because nobody expects them to grow up anymore XD
@cozycuddles12415 жыл бұрын
and 60s
@sg87385 жыл бұрын
This is art. I love the "CHOKE ME" part.😂
@jaysintonus11435 жыл бұрын
S G someone's easy to please
@teresabowman17235 жыл бұрын
My wife fav
@general82845 жыл бұрын
Art? more like very accurate observational humour to me.
@ScarriorIII5 жыл бұрын
They freak out over dogs, but hate kids/babies...hmmm.
@S1baar5 жыл бұрын
questionable.
@NyanHomeschoolGirl175 жыл бұрын
Animals are better tbh, can't help it
@S1baar5 жыл бұрын
@@NyanHomeschoolGirl17 or they're just bad with people.
@darthbomber28185 жыл бұрын
@@andylu6150 That's exactly what SJWs want.
@chiuansheng5 жыл бұрын
yes. They do love others Babies they just don't like own babies. because own babies mean responsibility.
@soumyasalian66925 жыл бұрын
Ted Bundy documentaries 😂😂
@greenlamp92195 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship nice larp king kong
@afstar1015 жыл бұрын
😂
@StevenZissimos5 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship bro chill 😂
@michaelgordonsaxophone5 жыл бұрын
Yaaaah!
@vincentvrai5 жыл бұрын
soumya salian what does it mean
@m0th8695 жыл бұрын
"I'm iron deficient!" ahahahaha
@KnuckleHunkybuck5 жыл бұрын
"It's vegan!"
@odette63285 жыл бұрын
@@KnuckleHunkybuck that has nothing to do with being vegan tho, vegan doesn't automatically mean super healthy, some people eat unhealthy vegan food and then get sick🙌
@niceguy25275 жыл бұрын
@@odette6328 it does though, iron is incredibly scarce in the vegan diet
@KnuckleHunkybuck5 жыл бұрын
@Odette Doctors will almost always recommend someone who has an iron deficiency to eat a lot of red meat. Meat is one of the best sources of iron.
@UnknownButterflies13125 жыл бұрын
Doctors have very few lessons on nutrition and most of them are optional
@Dogmuff1ns5 жыл бұрын
Good video but disappointed it didn't feature him in yoga pants lol
@seb_the_tree5 жыл бұрын
same, gay high five
@juanvaldez13475 жыл бұрын
Skylord MEME laughed harder at this than the entire video.
@bacon83535 жыл бұрын
Dog muffins wow ghey ckid
@louis49495 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Only thing is you forgot the “YASSSS SLAY QUEEENNNN” part
@danidejaneiro83785 жыл бұрын
Louis 494 - slay is black slang and this is supposed to be about white girls, as if the entire human race haven't loved dogs for tens of thousands of years.
@ChopperV-88075 жыл бұрын
I've missed these white girl jokes so much 🤣🤣 Please Neel, make more white girl vs asian girl videos 😁😁
@mh_speedy62355 жыл бұрын
Some give this man an upvote!
@ChopperV-88075 жыл бұрын
@@mh_speedy6235 thanks mate 😀😀
@michaelhason15645 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship Your name is deceiving...
@rishabmazumdar56355 жыл бұрын
@Manoffriendship wtf?
@syntheticfiber73884 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@Silenced925 жыл бұрын
As a white woman in my 20s, i feel sooo attacked right now, with just how fucking accurate this is.
@Jammet5 жыл бұрын
I think I just laughed my ass off, and now I can't find it anymore. XD
@meganaxelia5 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you lose your ethnic, cultural roots people. You turn into that😂
@orangetoes2235 жыл бұрын
Sai Acharya you’re just mad cuz we got freedom and you don’t
@baileyy88575 жыл бұрын
Cultof Ian Freedom to what? You are an absolute mess of a nation socially and politically especially. You don’t have an identity other than Starbucks, McDonald’s and the kardashians
@orangetoes2235 жыл бұрын
Sai Acharya first off the United States pretty much founded modern democracy, pretty much all other countries where monarchy before we changed the world. Secondly we are much more than McDonald’s and Kim Kardashian. Hip-hop, rock, jazz, blues, blue grass, country and death metal all started in the US and has influenced countless musicians worldwide. Plus We’ve got countless amazing film makers like Stanley Kubrick, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas just to name a few. A lot of the most influential technologies in the world were developed by Americans, like cars, planes, phones, personal computers, smart phones ect. Heck between all that junk I just mention, the United States is probably the most influential cultural force in the modern world.
@Un1234l5 жыл бұрын
To Sai and Ian: Both of you are right. That's what happens when you generalize a whole fucking nation's population.
@meganaxelia5 жыл бұрын
Sai Acharya I agree, America stands on the backs of giants regarding its ‘founding’ principles and ideologies. It’s a land of political, social turmoil of no specific, recognizable identity due to all the different fragmented demographics, all that all eventually merge with each other to form some sort of ambiguous, rootless beings of no recognizable origins; it’s no surprise they adopt shallow culture of materialism, money, business, etc. The main influences of America is generally bastardizing and backwards. Hasn’t the nation been at war throughout most of its existence or something too? If I actually wanted to destroy my lineage and everything I stand for through ascendants, I’d move to the USA😂. Sadly though Europe seems to be on a decline due to corruption and globalist politics, trying to emulate the USA, such as the EU establishment trying to form a United Stated of Europe... too bad for them people are leaving the EU establishment by referendum and protest parties.
@interpol12344 жыл бұрын
No one: Every 5 seconds: *deep voice* CHOKING
@realityhits30225 жыл бұрын
"specially the choking scene" lol😂
@juliettem135 жыл бұрын
Most accurate video I’ve seen all day.
@mochiattoart5145 жыл бұрын
This notification made me click away from an interesting bill wurtz vid
@thesea41205 жыл бұрын
Now that's a compliment
@VSOUR885 жыл бұрын
Turtle
@pogpop1015 жыл бұрын
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
@JordanBeagle5 жыл бұрын
@@pogpop101 NOT ANYMORE, THERE'S A BLANKET
@TheSwaroopB5 жыл бұрын
Damn, you gave me so much hope that Bill had uploaded and I didn't get a notification. *Sigh*
@DannySMAllenSJ5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know my ex had a youtube channel.
@elfakinpollo5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the horoscope
@dariohunkeler80635 жыл бұрын
Omfg that is so true. That was like watching my gf... think it is time to break up. Thanks for helping me letting go from that bs.
@sunjai015 жыл бұрын
Shitttt this is like every girl in the office for me srs (Melbourne VIC)
@siege-of-slayer92344 жыл бұрын
literally my sister not leaving me alone as we speak
@Mohamed.Ashraf.05 жыл бұрын
@0:45 was waiting for the " orange man is bad " ... very disappointed
@Azukaisa5 жыл бұрын
Anxiety and choking part hits way too close to home.
@Danygotaworldtosee5 жыл бұрын
PURE GOLD
@davidwarren82805 жыл бұрын
CHOKE ME! Honestly took me by surprise
@mattwalker73765 жыл бұрын
Never clicked off porn so fast in my life
@rikiishitoru88855 жыл бұрын
This IS porn
@MizhiBirb4 жыл бұрын
House plant number 4, houseplant numbe TWENTY SEVEN!
@Victoria-jo3wr5 жыл бұрын
It's been an awfully stressful week, and you just made me cry with laughter, thank you :)
@nikkid26345 жыл бұрын
I’m embarrassingly relating to LitERalLy all of this, i need help
@nickclark2083 жыл бұрын
Use to be a bouncer and Jesus Christ almost every female I use to deal with in nightclubs was this exact human.
@___Alina___242 ай бұрын
YASSSS 😂
@mysticalpineapple72634 жыл бұрын
That “CHOKE ME” had me sent
@GodHatesWeebs5 жыл бұрын
Anyone that says puppers deserves to say hi to the eye of Sauron
@CruentusMessor5 жыл бұрын
But the puppers are so cute :3
@summushieremiasclarkson47005 жыл бұрын
Or "doggo". Babyspeak should result in gassing.
@simma2645 жыл бұрын
Fuck my life why is this literally 100% accurate
@zebrasocks105 жыл бұрын
So relatable.. especially the house plants and raving about Ted bundy movie 😂
@mh_speedy62355 жыл бұрын
Keep up the great work. I found your channel life 3 months ago and fell in love with your content. Your comedy is funny because it’s dead accurate in ways people don’t realize or want to.
@dztrbdgod5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha. Holy shit. Way to accurate.
@BethRose5 жыл бұрын
The house plants though
@mh_speedy62355 жыл бұрын
House plant number 327. ChOkE mY pLaNtS!
@rosstully59605 жыл бұрын
This is even more accurate than the Jordan Peterson video. How do you not have a tv show yet? Absolute legend
@brittanysmith37165 жыл бұрын
I just discovered your channel very recently and absolutely love it! Lol. Your content is hilarious and true. Keep up the excellent work!
@diogoromano22925 жыл бұрын
The worst is that it's true.
@lukefonseca77904 жыл бұрын
You forgot to put when they get depressed cuz they didn’t put their avo on toast with latte
@toridelacy23605 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked 🤣
@syedhasanabbas8595 жыл бұрын
That clevage 🙂🙂🙂 . . . I am watching,🙃🙃🙃
@StephanieReid5 жыл бұрын
29 white girls between 20-29 disliked this video 😂
@StephanieReid5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Captain Obvious!
@StephanieReid5 жыл бұрын
also my half "white" side wasn't offended
@kevinnelson60705 жыл бұрын
Are we not gonna talk about how there have been more videos this month than in the last 4 put together?
@TXGX35005 жыл бұрын
Daaaamn son. I see you're making some chest gains.
@ThespinaXx5 жыл бұрын
"I need a holiday" - Legit me every 3 months 😂
@weebrahim5 жыл бұрын
I can hear KZbin NPCs coming after you... *RUN*
@veinmire5 жыл бұрын
Something refreshing about this channel. Nice to see something worth subscribing to nowadays. Keep it up.
@MariaMarDiasNeves5 жыл бұрын
I thought I was a decent human being... And then I watched this video. I am confused.
@IveGotToast5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the pizza obsession, and saying things are cancelled.
@plumokin55355 жыл бұрын
I'm crying this is so funny 😂😂
@thesurfingviolinist5 жыл бұрын
Dude. Killing it
@felixruber88795 жыл бұрын
I see a lot of house plants in the background Neel
@lucasraphaelpianegonda20585 жыл бұрын
"CHOKE Me!" laughed a little too hard at this😂😂
@Psych0Matt935 жыл бұрын
basically every chick on tinder
@lukedickson34305 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha - the worrying thing is the whole choking thing ain't no joke...
@victorleon8655 жыл бұрын
Lmao omg. Best channel on KZbin
@Jesuisderetour874 жыл бұрын
I'm dying help omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄🥂
@robskalas5 жыл бұрын
"I'm a feminist... But Still Choke Me!!!!!"
@Mgoblagulkablong5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant and 100% spot on! This is perfection!
@matildegd99655 жыл бұрын
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
@youyou27235 жыл бұрын
Lol
@waaliwaseem5 жыл бұрын
I've watched it like 10 times, still end up rolling with laughter 😂😂 Brilliant 🤙
@carrolbaskin28475 жыл бұрын
The only thing you got me on was the houseplants. But I understand what you are telling me. 😂 Good thing I'm not a feminist. Nice video 👌
@zo.yeahhh5 жыл бұрын
There's nothing wrong with being a feminist, the problem is with feminazis.
@ichbrauchmehrkaffee57855 жыл бұрын
house plant numbah fooooooor house plant numbah twentySEVEN!!!!
@imjustczarina5 жыл бұрын
I'm in 20s. Oh my God I'm scared
@baronnolanvonstraya57435 жыл бұрын
I have a friend that I’m seriously considering sending this to because that is her inside and out
@elleeveee5 жыл бұрын
Ok but this is just the stereotype white girl in general. Ive seen 12 year olds act like this
@Errordemn65 жыл бұрын
That's the point.
@soulspeaker19795 жыл бұрын
What a genius!! Got this guy in my recommendation bar and watched more. My son was looking at me WTF? Showed him and now we both are watching and laughing.
@erinbroderick42725 жыл бұрын
Lol this is so true... they’re just amalgamations of current pop culture memes and ideologies. I don’t think most pretty white girls know who they really are or what they really want.
@eves52975 жыл бұрын
@@niceguy2527 How many women do you truly know?
@niceguy25275 жыл бұрын
@@eves5297 too many for my own good. It's always men with original thought or opinion. Even the intelligent women I know in my life get all their opinions from approved authorities. There's nothing wrong or negative about that though. Evolution deemed this to be good enough and it's probably for the best.
@eves52975 жыл бұрын
@@niceguy2527 I definitely know men who only get their opinions from authority, though.
@niceguy25275 жыл бұрын
@@eves5297 same...don't you understand the point/observation I am making?
@eves52975 жыл бұрын
@@niceguy2527 That women are incapable of thinking for themselves?
@nathanbuford92635 жыл бұрын
This was painfully accurate
@highlanderjeff27205 жыл бұрын
Am I gay because I had a look at that... Not breast area
@adnanroshan27685 жыл бұрын
NEEL as the next thor......that blonde hair giving Hemsworth a run for his money...
@dunichtich1005 жыл бұрын
This is 100% my girlfriend!!! 😂😂😂 but I love her, because she loves geting choked :P
@niceguy25275 жыл бұрын
It's scary how accurate he got mine as well, knew she was basic. Didn't realise she was this basic.
@greenlamp92195 жыл бұрын
stfu you are both virgins
@danidejaneiro83785 жыл бұрын
green lamp - not just virgins, incels.
@givensurname12965 жыл бұрын
@@danidejaneiro8378 - Are you triggered? XD
@keykay14955 жыл бұрын
Dani de Janeiro how are they incels? I’m pretty sure their not being sexist toward women, or being extreme about it in that matter. a person expressing their pretty clean opinions ain’t an incel
@userpkcu5 жыл бұрын
YES THIS GOLD BRO PLUS THE EENDING NEEL PIC 10/10
@vegasmona5 жыл бұрын
the most funny thing is *this is basically just all the girls in their 20s lolol*
@almulla5 жыл бұрын
the plants part!!! so truuue
@kaia27495 жыл бұрын
Somebody come get Jenna Marbles...
@bubugosk5 жыл бұрын
My God how do you nail these so well???
@callum81475 жыл бұрын
"I am so attracted to ambitious, career-driven men." "Why are there so many aggressive men making more money than me?" holy shit the accuracy
@nataliamaryam93425 жыл бұрын
*proceeds to bite leaf off house plant number 97* "It'S vEgAn"
@imviiku5 жыл бұрын
I choked on "Racism is Bad , I only date White Guys " 😂😂
@nurinarenata32615 жыл бұрын
"I'm in marketing!" 😂😂😂😂
@SparseS175 жыл бұрын
Neel I'm deeply uncomfortable with you uploading this video of the missus.
@mitchellchapman33645 жыл бұрын
So many of my classmates are well on their way to this.
@blackblack25905 жыл бұрын
This is really funny, but also kinda sad and scary because of how true it is.
@Lalala-fz2ci5 жыл бұрын
LOL ok weird....I guess I’m not a white girl because I’m not 90% of any of these things 🤷🏻♀️😂😂
@Scoopski_Potato5 жыл бұрын
La la la r/notlikeothergirls
@Lalala-fz2ci5 жыл бұрын
Adia Noeta yup, millennials hate everyone and made up buzzwords to generalize and stereotype everyone. Basic white girl or not like other girls. We can’t win and idgaf 🤷🏻♀️
@Lalala-fz2ci5 жыл бұрын
Adia Noeta now, which one are you? Soyboy or incel? 🙃
@Scoopski_Potato5 жыл бұрын
La la la If I were a guy, I’d probably be an incel.
@Lalala-fz2ci5 жыл бұрын
Adia Noeta feminazi or tradthot? 🙂
@user-ee6ic3ew8q5 жыл бұрын
you forgot “omg he’s so cancelled” and “omg yes spill that tea girl”.
@melissasun65895 жыл бұрын
the part about “puppers” sounds like every white male in their 20s on reddit
@GoongLaus5 жыл бұрын
They probably do it jokingly because it sounds gay. Women mean it when they say it however.
@giampsc15985 жыл бұрын
IF THEY CHOKE ME- my god Neel you’re killing me here 😂😂😂