Neil Hamburger "Endless Roll" (Official Video)

Neil Hamburger's "First of Dismay" LP/Cass out July 22, 2014 on Drag City Inc.
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Video directed by Vic Berger.
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[@nimbusco8956]

If only we had paid attention to Neil when there was still time.

[@TheSpaceMost]

hell of a brass section you got neil!

[@david_4739]

I came back to this song today as I've realsied I too have an endless roll. It's not the drawstring that's defective though, but when you open the bag, one whole side splits right open from top to bottom. I thought it might be just one or two, BUT NO IT'S ALL 200!!!!

[@ArtHistoryScholar]

1:36 ARE THEY DECORATIVE?! ARE THEY DECORATIVE!??!!!

[@erikcoutoumas2737]

This song has no right being this good.

[@jhamburger11]

Discovered this after someone asked me if I was related to Neil Hamburger

[@scurvyswine]

How is this song not more popular?

[@reejones1713]

I watch this every day.

[@ArtHistoryScholar]

You're a sick person. Get a fucking life!

[@GovenorJerryBrown]

Ree Jones I do too seriously

[@imaginepithynamehere4257]

Me too! His life being measured gives me infinite pleasure!!

[@CarlDidur]

My life is being measured by this endless song. 5 bags

[@genequist3859]

I give this song 5 bags of popcorn

[@PuddlesPityParty]

i want more. more! more!

[@mattthompson9395]

And to this day Costco has refused to respond to this brutal takedown

[@timbeckman1134]

Costco is owned by a Gregghead guarantee it

[@genequist3859]

Neil is my spirit animal and this song sums up my current life pretty well.

[@jakeharding4462]

He's just saying what we're all thinking...

[@LemonTree9280]

This song always reverses my shitty moods

[@Womenmatter2009]

It's hilarious how long this song is. Endless song. Love it!

[@imaginepithynamehere4257]

I love this video SO MUCH!!! It never fails to make me laugh hysterically in public like a weirdo. The horn section rules, too.

[@BiteSizedCrafter]

5 years later and this song still makes me laugh. xp

[@ArtHistoryScholar]

Greatest Song & Music Video Ever Made!!!

[@reejones1713]

Man, I feel this on a spiritual level. I've been there.

[@ArtHistoryScholar]

Uh hm, Ree, me too!

[@chrisradstorgoff7715]

#me2

[@narnbrez]

I've been here for at least a decade. The roll doesn't end

[@billrtomison4440]

It's a jam, all right... ... My life is being measured By this endless roll This endless roll My life is being measured By this endless roll This endless roll . This roll of terrible bags Two hundred terrible bags These bags infuriate me to no end To no end . Endless roll Endless roll Endless roll ENDLESS... ROLL!! . (Horn break) . Kirkland Signature, Your drawstrings don't work. Kirkland Signature, Are they decorative? ARE THEY DECORATIVE??! . How much more can I endure? Or should I cut my losses? How much more can I endure? Or should I just cut my losses? . Endless roll Endless roll Endless roll ENDLESS... ROLL!! . Ignoring the drawstring And tying a knot In the top of the bag I wish I hadn't bought . And when it's all over And all two hundred are gone I'm gonna throw a party On my front lawn . (Horn break) . And when the party is over I'll discard the trash Put it into a brand That deserves my cash Deserves my cash . And when the party's all over I'll discard the trash Put it into a brand That deserves my cash Deserves my cash . My life is being measured By this endless roll This endless roll My life is being measured By this endless roll This endless roll . These bags infuriate me to no end To no end These bags infuriate me to no end To no end . Endless roll Endless roll Endless roll Endless roll Endless roll . (patter section:) The drawstrings just don't work at all... We've had other drawstring bags before so I know how they are supposed to work... These bags function as though the designer thought drawstrings on trash bags were merely decorative and not actually expected to shrink and eventually close the opening of a bag of trash... When I have to take out the trash, I now find myself tying a knot at the top of the bag and ignoring the drawstring feature altogether to save myself the irritation of trying... And boy, have I tried... I remain incredulous that the strings are there and supposed to work, and so I have tried so many times, thinking the last time it failed so spectacularly it must have been a mistake... a dud... NO! IT'S ALL TWO HUNDRED! ALL TWO HUNDRED OF THESE BAGS ARE SHIT! ... Thank you for your service, Gregg.

[@ShelleyDuncan]

Thank you for your service putting his words down. I just read this aloud to my dear. Excellent work of art.

[@DeathLord-xy9fv]

Thank you

[@robsutton3092]

I wish I could have gone to that lawn party. That would have been fun.

[@AlexanderRamsey]

That is fantastic. Someone at Costco hq needs to see this.

[@ppejack]

Neil please come back to San Francisco ! ! I will buy you a non-Kirkland cocktail !

[@plemgrubern]

ARE THEY DECORATIVE?!

[@ObscureChess]

I can tell ya I'm bringin' some Kirkland Signatures to fumble with next dance party I go to

[@MikeIXWilliams]

Appearance by Don Bolles of the Germs.. (and many other bands!)

[@timothyconti286]

i actually can personally identify with this.

[@ArtHistoryScholar]

"No. It's all 200. All 200 of these bags are shit!"

[@jennys7055]

My neighbors probably think I'm a nutter I'm laughing so hard.😂😂

[@ShelleyDuncan]

I played this song and the baby did not wake up. Five bags of popcorn.

[@yungearth2609]

Of all the songs written about kirkland drawstring garbage bags, this is definitely one of them.

[@rossfoley9303]

Sounds like something The Links would've put out early in their career.

[@PetersEnglishSchool]

Neil Spamburger

[@zofoblueszofoblues8339]

Mrs Baggins

[@ScottWest420]

Jim Morrison was here.

[@zuck9090]

Can we get lyrics? Especially the outro

[@paulavandeusen8930]

Are they decorative?! 😂

[@NobodyCaresALot]

Kirkland is normally a great band, it's so disappointing to hear Neil had a bad experience with any of their products, let alone a refuse container. They put a lot of effort into their products. I'd say four boxes of Glad Bags and a $15 trash can from Walmart should do the trick. That'd be my rating.

[@MudSluggerBP]

Cheapshow pod brought me here 😂

[@tvrmx]

I like it except the part where he kicks the cat. That is unacceptable. Also do not like when Neil dies at the end.

[@ArtHistoryScholar]

The sweet release of death for Neil is the happiest ending he can imagine to anything!

[@chrisradstorgoff7715]

Neil is an animal rights advocate. No animals were injured outside of his last name.

[@lowlypeasant]

I hate Neil, but I love Greg.

[@seanyingling1127]

I find myself agreeing more with Neil in my attitudes about life and disagree more with Greg... I don't want to take advice from guy that watches direct to VHS his entire life.

[@GovenorJerryBrown]

At least kirkland got laid.

[@VictoryFire88]

Does anyone else think he sounds like that wanna be reporter from Gravity Falls? lol xp

[@VictoryFire88]

Omg! Does he really?

[@rushout7079]

yeah