Neo-Confederate Meeting - SNL

Neo-Confederate (Adam Driver) ruins his compatriot's (Beck Bennett) proposal for an all-white paradise.
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[@coena9377]

My grandparents have a bumper sticker that says “What happens in Vermont stays in Vermont. But really, nothing happens in Vermont.”

[@silvergir89]

What about skiing, seeing leaves change color, or buying maple syrup fresh from the source?

[@AndreaFMS100]

@@silvergir89 so wholesome

[@erjannjirehfernandez7918]

except for Bernie

[@mtadams2009]

Great skiing in the woods, Mt biking, snow machines, hiking, fishing, hunting you get the point. No its not for city slickers but for outdoor people its heaven.

[@mtadams2009]

@Richard Sullivan I ski Killington from November to May every year, I have worked outside there for 29 years and none of those things have ever happened. Some people are just soft.

[@braydenmoore43]

As a Vermonter, this is 100% accurate. I work at a corn maze, I drive a Subaru, and my dog wears bandanas.

[@A-man1998]

How many bandanas??

[@ShrimpDaddys]

@@A-man1998 All of them.

[@A-man1998]

@@ShrimpDaddys that's a lot of bandanas.

[@snatchadams69]

Is his/her name bandit?

[@jongaulthero]

My deepest condolences.

[@mahrukhfarooq]

It would have been really funny if they had just taken down the flags and started the AA meeting with the same people.

[@SquatLight55]

That’s brilliant 😂

[@mnels5214]

That's what I thought they were going to do ha ha ha it would have been amazing.

[@cubedpotatoeshd2479]

That joke doesnt really make any sense "oh they are alcoholics btw" kinda cheap

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

That's what i was expecting.

[@gr6e]

@@cubedpotatoeshd2479 I'm an alcoholic and it would have been hilarious

[@colinrinehart4509]

"Don't worry, I'm from Boston" as someone born in Boston I still burst out laughing when he said that.

[@ericwofford1896]

I don't get the Boston joke. Then again I'm from California and never been to the east cost. lol

[@GarySiniseOfficial]

@@ericwofford1896 Boston is like the most racist city outside of the deep south. source: im a boston racist

[@ericwofford1896]

@jermastan1636 Ahhh, okay. Learn something new every day. Thanks. lol

[@jaycoopz2152]

​@GarySiniseOfficial not the case as a person from Boston

[@TheBandit025Nova]

@@ericwofford1896Boston is the Yankee Racist city just like Florida is more Yankee

[@TheThreadkiller]

I think they missed a good joke at the end where it turns to the AA meeting and the majority of the people stay.

[@FragmentedR_YT]

TheThreadkiller you my friend, need to be a writer on Snl.

[@milascave2]

TheThrea: Nah. Those people don't talk like recovering alcoholics. They talk like practicing (still drinking) alcoholics.

[@samphilo5035]

That would be pretty good

[@ribusgan]

It could have been an NRA meeting as well!

[@JoshDisher]

@@FragmentedR_YT He might have to change his name to "Threadbirther"?

[@GaryIV]

Guys look it up they made Vermont a real thing after this skit came out

[@Mad-wv6ol]

As a black man i would go visit Vermont seem like nice place.

[@notsure6187]

why doesn't this have 1k likes?

[@lucasbell4831]

@@notsure6187 Because someone else made this comment.

[@codyowens6107]

Vermont is much older than this skit, jackass!

[@barkfish6853]

@jellybean Lol....He is being sarcastic ...or is a troll...lol

[@bjjjccec]

I love how he was so polite to the black officer

[@vj8234]

Was that an 'officer' or a building security guard? I think the latter.

[@danielortman2534]

You’d be surprised now non-cartoonish some people are about their bigotry.

[@jeremywhite92]

I think this is pretty typical. It seems lots of racist people have a few black aquaintances who they treat with respect and have decided that they are 'one of the good ones'. A racist concept, but there you have it.

[@nevrynkinori3627]

@@jeremywhite92 Well. In the end it is tiring to be hostile when there is so much to get from friendly people.

[@martinfiedler4317]

@@jeremywhite92 Not only racist people have black friends. Some of MY best friends are black!

[@dionst.michael5818]

Every time I see Adam Driver I just love him even more. I would definitely put him in the top 10 greatest SNL guests of all time lists for sure! Man he’s funny. And charming. He actually elevates the humour in every sketch he does. I KNOW the sketch is going to be hysterical if he’s in it. Every time.

[@goombapizza6335]

He missed his calling as a sketch comedy performer. Except that being a major actor in Hollywood movies pays way better.

[@user-mt4ny2zw7t]

@@goombapizza6335 Adam Driver kills it on SNL because he plays each character incredibly well and straight. Everyone else on SNL kind of laughs at their own jokes and plays themselves playing a guy in a kit.

[@alnu8355]

The man is talented! Sci Fi action, silly comedy, you name it!

[@KingGinger101]

I will have you know, "writers" of Saturday Night Live, that I live in Vermont and some of my best friends are black... they just live a few hundred miles out of state

[@hi5_centipedes874]

Quality comment

[@AE-ix2iz]

Kienan Burdo 😂

[@Alienpromqueen]

THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES

[@Jack-Lack]

"Some of my best friends are black. ... I told them they should come here, to Vermont."

[@edwardgregory9993]

Nice!

[@Spreehox]

"Move somewhere with no immigrants" very subtle joke

[@thatguyinthathat.s6969]

Spreehox -- wow that’s brilliant writing.

[@ellasmullen3130]

Hmpppf what is even wrong with your brain lmao

[@AsukaLangleyS02]

@@ellasmullen3130 What is wrong with yours? Did you forget the definition of immigrant and immigration? It's moving permanently to a foreign country. These idiots moving to New Hampshire doesn't make them immigrants.

[@ellasmullen3130]

Hmpppf While that’s definitely true, the joke is pretty obvious. They don’t have to abide by the actual definition. They’re also insinuating that Vermont is kind of a different country. It’s a joke, and it’s funny. Ok? I’m tired so this might not be the most eloquent reply, but whatever.

[@nedlightowlers5168]

As a Brit I can relate - we get loads of people who move to Spain because "there's too many immigrants in the UK" lmao

[@Nonyah123]

As a black Vermonter LITERALLY from Shelburne this video is HILARIOUS. Hilarious and accurate. Funnily, Vermont's black population has increased over 1000% in the last 5 years due to Covid. Every time I see another black person I have to double take.

[@iamnormal8648]

You mean COVID reduce the white population in Vermont, or do you mean black people reproduced more during lockdowns?

[@baggingbangtan3457]

Same😂

[@Snowkobbie]

Why did black people move to Vermont during/after covid? (Ignorant non-american asking. 😉)

[@hiddenmesa]

So now there are 11 black Vermonters?

[@Nonyah123]

@@hiddenmesa about 30 now after another year

[@samwood917]

I love how offended he was when she asked if there were dogs in bandanas. How dare she doubt the presence of such a sacred pillar in the holy land of Vermont???

[@Aldon3]

“It’s OK, I’m from Boston” “Oh, ok”

[@Aldon3]

Boston during the 70s and 80s had a horrible racist reputation. Black athletes had it written into their contracts that they couldn’t be traded there. I grew up in the Boston area and it’s largely true

[@barbaragreen3071]

FYI, Boston is still racist.

[@eliadedorne]

@@barbaragreen3071 :O

[@donnam592]

@@barbaragreen3071 I live here, (born and raised), and you're right. :(

[@Rao665]

@@jayepride98 Simple...its a racist city. Dont listen to Aldon3 trying to pretend they were referencing the 70s and 80s. Its STILL racist.

[@jerodast]

The real star of this sketch was that mustache heroically hanging on for dear life.

[@mattmurphy5805]

Since you probably didn’t get the notification, this comment has 1.3k likes

[@Yerminator4000]

Underrated comment

[@papajuan1194]

after seeing the comment, that stache was the only thing I noticed the entire sketch

[@skankhunt-wy9wy]

Heroically hanging on for dear life? That's nonsense. It's either heroically or for dear life. They're completely different, one is heroic, the other is an act of desperation to stop oneself from dying

[@benjaminstenhaug2712]

@@skankhunt-wy9wy Oh man, your life must be so boring

[@hotdonkey3801]

I lived in Vermont in the 70s and it's a beautiful state with great people but being black there was not easy. I was the only black kid in school and was bullied relentlessly, sometimes even by adults. I had friends who were forbidden to play with me because I was black. My Dad, a business owner nearly lost his drivers license for constantly getting pulled over for minor infractions, like stopping at a stop sign for too long. It wasn't all bad, most people were nice but there were a few who went above and beyond. One day our home was vandalized, someone spray painted the n-word and other obscenities on the property. The next weekend some nice strangers from the community showed up to help clean. They became friends and invited us to cook outs, ice fishing, and parties. But there was one woman named Sandy I'll never forget, one day she got the bus and chewed out the bus driver and everyone on the school bus for picking on me, it was epic. We eventually moved out of state to one of the whitest city in the US at the time, Thousand Oaks California.

[@jpenneymrcoin6851]

That's terrible, I'm so sorry to hear that. I hate this kind of shit. If I were black I would have lost my shit on these people when I was in my teens and ended up dead.

[@HybridDolphin]

I work in TO and the end made me laugh. It's very white out there I get stares sometimes for being brown

[@rockybadger]

I'm sorry this only received 3 replies. Your story deserved more attention. Thank you for sharing that.❤️

[@inuhundchien6041]

Most people are good people but those racists just fk thing up for everyone.

[@buddermonger2000]

I wish I knew the context of Thousand Oaks to understand that

[@unclejuju7011]

“You love colonial Williamsburg, it’s things as they should be.” As a Virginian , I once got yelled at on a field trip for asking where all the slaves were.

[@jpenneymrcoin6851]

I was in New Orleans and we visited a "farm museum" (ahem) and as we were sitting there listening to the "museum lecture" I very nearly... but not quite dumb enough... asked about the sudden change in skin color. NEARLY, but not quite. Gave me the shivers, and we got out of the "farm" as quick as we could.

[@kenrickeason]

😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

[@SallyImpossible]

@@jpenneymrcoin6851 Anytime I've been in the Deep South, plantation country, it's like the moral rot combines with the heat and humidity induced decay to make everything deeply uncomforable.

[@dannytallmage2971]

@@SallyImpossibleyou can just say all the black people make you uncomfortable.

[@andrewshea2197]

This made me realize that SNL probably has a huge storage container filled with Confederate flags and Klansmen outfits

[@Pharry_]

They used a Nazi armband in their Trump Ad skit which really makes me wonder how the fuck they got that

[@robertgrant6074]

​@@Pharry_ word. better in the hands of people who use it to explore the stupidity of racism than someone who thinks it's a reality.

[@rexjolles]

@@Pharry_ they make repro uniforms for reenactments and museums and shit

[@Sickoflife]

Well I would hope so, As well as a ton of storage containers filled with countless other themed props for any situation. After all it is a SKETCH Show.

[@Sickoflife]

@@Pharry_ They got them from the props department, and the props department made them with material from a bulk distributor. Its not rocket science.

[@mollym7193]

“The leaves change color but the people never do”😂

[@beano2266]

The best analogy ever.

[@85square]

yup, thats vermont.

[@willn8664]

Wish it was like that everywhere in the U.S.

[@danasheys9300]

Thats pretty funny lets hope nice places like vermont and new hampshire stay thar way

[@NicoleSmith-uq5gj]

Unless they get really sunburned 😂🤣

[@jakeswierdfriend7204]

That first joke about the funds going to the troops is probably one of the most under appreciated comedic lines and it’s a shame

[@jpenneymrcoin6851]

I really don't think anyone got that. I just caught it after 10 seconds passed.

[@rogergauch9165]

The way Adam Driver delivers his lines is top class.

[@Nhoj31neirbo47]

“The leaves change color but the people never do.” Lol.

[@ErinLOVESmakeupxoxo]

that line is the perfect mix of truth, and comedy, haha

[@SniperRose1]

Umm... caucasians change color though. Embarrassed, angry, irritated: red when they're sick: green and etc etc......

[@gobigorange1813]

LOVE OF PLANTS 🌻 so true, that is a very wise saying 👍✌️

[@cherylynl.tompkins7049]

@Mail Order Service OMG! This is real. Of course it is. They're in Killen, AL.

[@cherylynl.tompkins7049]

@Greene Leeves I was waiting for it too.

[@mangogirl2504]

“I’m originally from up north” “Woah, Woah” “Don’t worry I’m from Boston” This joke is underrated😂

[@AkADare-jc2dk]

Can you explain?

[@thematerialfish3105]

@@AkADare-jc2dk Cause Boston’s supposed to be racist that’s the joke

[@anabelhernandez3671]

@@AkADare-jc2dk I think it is said that Boston is the most racist city in the US

[@domp5014]

Gather round and listen here... We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry

[@AkADare-jc2dk]

@@anabelhernandez3671 I've never heard anything like that and I'm a Latino born and raised in NYC

[@Uhlbelk]

There is some pretty deep ideas in this sketch. I grew up in Vermont and yea, there were almost no ethnic minorities there (so of course we had to bully based on money, or looks). The question this skit raises is, are people racists if there is no one to be racist against? Abraham Lincoln thought that sending the black population back to Africa would solve racism. I grew up in the 80s, when racism was actively fought in all media. Every television show had episodes about how racism was bad and wrong, and not having any ethnic minorities around I always felt that it was ancient history, that the issue was solved before I was born. My family was originally from Detroit, and we moved back there when I was in highschool. But my family (having quite a few mixed couples) kept racism out of view. I moved to Mississippi for college. I was shocked to find that racism wasn't just an expletive someone used when they couldn't think of a better swear word. I was shocked to find deep ingrained racist beliefs in people. So I had to ask myself, where the places I grew up not racist, or was there never an opportunity for people to express their racism.

[@agonleed3841]

then it's not a question lol. Your whole story just explained every step of it

[@happydinosaur5278]

if you've never read Little Fires Everywhere, I highly recommend it. It examines that colorblind, post-racist mentality

[@floydiandreamscapes5145]

If no one is being racist 1) why would you care what they thought. 2) if they're not being racist they probably aren't. Of course, the left now, will dig until there's something they can point to.

[@buddermonger2000]

Honestly I'm having to ask similar questions because even in the environments I'm in I'm finding mostly just facsimiles of racism. It's racism on the surface but almost only in the context of it being funny to be edgy. Hell my step grandfather is white and Alabama-born. The area my grandparents are in is rural and white. We had an Asian and black kid in school. I wasn't even the only Hispanic among the students in my school. And this was elementary school. Not to mention my grandmother was one of the teachers and one of the teachers was a black woman. This didn't seem to have really any racism in it. I couldn't see it. Hell to me, I didn't even understand any sort of racial identity until much later in life because to me I was just tan. So to me I'm fascinated by this concept since I've never experienced it and I've only ever really heard of it. I had a friend from Alabama and from where he was it sounded like everyone hates each other so the two races are just incredibly racist because they've had centuries of hatred. And i really wouldn't know any other situation where to find it. Like it genuinely was just very far away from me in almost all circumstances so I do struggle to find where it could be currently.

[@SamOgilvieJr]

A musician living around Chapel Hill, NC in the late 1970s, early 80s wrote and performed a song called(excuse the title), "Everyone Has a Nigger". It explored the reality that it is human nature to want someone beneath us, a historical reality. Sadly, blacks have been joined by Asians, immigrants, white boys that don't hunt and love Trump, etc. here in the rural South.

[@Thisscandinavian]

racism has no home here

[@user-ex8lx5ib5f]

cry about it mutt

[@savagepro9060]

therefore homeless people are racist?

[@richardschiffman7657]

As a New Yorker, I can confirm that Vermonters are exceptionally nice people. Almost too nice. Downright Canadian if you ask me.

[@chinoschmino9108]

Richard Schiffman The Canadians are undercover and trying to infiltrate the Us

[@jackgardner6050]

Gian Santos eh sorry bout your maple syrup eh

[@chinoschmino9108]

B Bennett oh I’m sorry I meant the “abnormally polite”

[@danielortman2534]

Richard Schiffman better specialized medicine and whiskey though

[@patrickstar1330]

You're a new Yorker, everyone is Canadian compared to ya'll

[@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly]

Adam Driver is perfect for SNL

[@sramoore0075187]

God Bless the Marine Corps...he is about the only OIF/OEF Veteran I know that is somewhat normal.

[@TheBigDean18]

He's also perfect for.....Vermont

[@ElTwOJaY]

He's also perfect for ..... The Dark side of the force!

[@scipioafricanus5871]

I'm pretty sure I've watched this movie before... Adam Driver is an undercover FBI agent infiltrating the clan...

[@colinr4860]

@@scipioafricanus5871 *klan

[@xxxjordandangerouslyxxx]

Adam is by far the most committed hosts there ever is and will be.

[@RockyPalos]

He used to be a spy! Mans stays committed!

[@alexiatr]

The black football players on fantasy football joke was underrated

[@rebecca8525]

Yes

[@natalyaakselaleksander4502]

I lived in Vermont and I was the only black kid in most of my classes😂😂😂. This is so accurate 😂😂😂 P.S. Vermonters are really nice and friendly people

[@maryr7986]

we are until someone threatens our cows

[@natalyaakselaleksander4502]

@@maryr7986 😂😂 makes sense. They provide milk

[@Wis_Dom]

One Black girl telling me a all white american area is nice and friendly. LMAO! Sounds like a set-up. Stephen told me Calvin Candie's plantation was nice and friendly too.

[@thekub32]

@@Wis_Dom Lmao.

[@Wes-pq4pl]

@@Wis_Dom it's just a head wrap

[@RaygunWej]

"We can all rent Subarus!" As a native Vermonter and longtime Subaru driver, that line cracked me up the most.

[@marylrees4378]

Yes! I used to live in Vermont. My house was just down the road from a Subaru dealership!

[@joshkeasler512]

Or volvos if your close to new Hampshire

[@shannono8397]

Im watching this while it's snowing outside, I live in Vermont...but apparently late to this skit. OMG, so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! your comment is golden :)

[@michaelpreston233]

why Subarus ? Southerners like Trucks and Mustangs

[@nickfurer7417]

@@michaelpreston233 all wheel drive helps in the snow, I get trucks have awd too, its just all Subarus have them and for some reason everyone buys them up north.

[@CreativeC13]

My favorite comfort sketch for whenever I feel the pain of living in Vermont

[@sevan8350]

Wow. Vermont sounds wonderful.

[@Andeavor]

I was just waiting for his mustache to fall off.

[@daviddelaney2407]

... or his pants. --Dave, then Yakety Sax starts playing, and ... {trails off into mumbling}

[@sha11235]

Yeah, me too.

[@GaryTurbo]

That mustache was hanging on fir dear life

[@JohnCooper-es3iy]

Cheap glue.

[@toledoboogz9817]

You and me both, Andeavor.

[@nicodysseus2910]

As someone who lives and grew up in Burlington Vermont I'd like to mention how this is a little rude, until you count the fact that litterally everything they mentioned is true.

[@TheTrainFan9]

ESPECIALLY the part about Subarus. I lived in Winooski for about a year, and 85% of the cars on the road were Subarus. It does make sense though, Subarus are among the cheaper 4 wheel drive cars around, and with the crazy winters up there, you need it.

[@Million900]

@@TheTrainFan9 wait till you see Colorado

[@Mutable1]

I went to Norwich up there for four years and I swear his skit was on point!

[@jakefollensbee]

To be honest Burlington is the least vermont place in vermont. Theres more people than cows for cryin out loud.

[@michaeljohnson7044]

@@Million900 can't sign off on Colorado. Too many military bases, Denver, and Colorado Springs. Mountain towns, maybe.

[@dickharper]

@3:08 "Confederate pity party" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZenitsusFurry]

The Boston line is epic!

[@connorbean1162]

As a Vermonter I can confirm our population is 99% Cows and Trees.

[@Tankgreen_jk]

born and raised Vermonter i can vouch he is telling the truth

[@daveheel]

sounds pretty good to me.

[@prowireless]

Connor Bean what’s the other 1 % ?

[@loganmott2015]

I’m from cavendish (next to okemo mountain) and can even there its only pale people

[@MrGoblin1000]

@@prowireless the other 1% is Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

[@shootie1158]

“It’s like Utah, but less religious and more green”

[@NorthernLightProd]

I've lived in both places, and Vermont is a lot whiter than Utah...

[@garciabeto760]

shootie utah has a large mexican population now a days

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

@@garciabeto760 I mean, back in the old days, it technically had a 100% Mexican population ;)

[@codent]

@@owlblocksdavid4955 facts!

[@pentel4178]

@@garciabeto760 Yep! Hispanic living in Utah! There are very large communities of Mexican and Puerto ricans, especially around west valley! Makes sense, since you know, the Mexican cession...

[@056Iceking]

"The leaves change color but the people never do!" 😂

[@thegreatestnewb614]

"Maybe we could all red Subarus" killed me lmao 🤣

[@synethialyons2212]

"...leaves change colors but the people never do." Even as a Black person...I found that funny.

[@newinformation1942]

"Black" and "WHITE" are social status codes... See your "Law Dictionary" for deffinitions... the older the edition - the closer to the truth! Also see "Black Code of, 1864, " the foundation of the jim crow laws." I identify as, 1619, African American... it speaks to from where we were taken from; and to where we were brought to...and when... Those who we have a very bad habit of referring to as "white" are actually Dutch, who interloped onto, English American soil in, 1625, via the, East Indian Dutch company, along with some, Germans, and Indians from India; then in, 1670, more Germans, arrived to invest in and make noney through the enslavement of other humans... while they were at it they stole the identity of the true, Hebrew People, so that they could lay claim to the wealth of, King Solomon's Mines - in Africa! Not that lie... "the middle east!" It is not as simple as "Black" and "White" learn about, Aaron Lopez - the father of slavery on, English American soil, and his labor force: the Portuguese. "Black" is fine between family and friends; but beware how you use it in the court of law, when you consent! Just say'n. Stay well!

[@synethialyons2212]

@@newinformation1942 Very cool. Thank you 😊

[@newinformation1942]

@@synethialyons2212 Your welcome, and stay well lil sis!

[@MetaphysicalMusician]

Facts

[@childwaters]

Not as good as the Canadian joke that "we recognize color. We just can't see it" (picture of guy bundled in arctic gear).

[@ScarlettJ1221]

"The leaves changes colors, but the people never do" 😂

[@imbk]

That was the best line

[@greenspan11111]

"‘Southerners,’ That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 30th of September, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom … Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution … but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist as Caucasians!..”

[@Enyonam214]

ScarlettP 😂😂

[@shaunmaurice19]

My Aunt lives in Vermont.

[@TheCrucialQ]

@UClaG1Fr9aTZhZHUFAFH5nmg Your awesome dude, you tell like it is and how it should be. White is right, it don't get no better. I met every black or African American, and they are all the same. Believe it, whatever how many blacks there are I met them all. I know what's best for them. I'll tell you something else, I don't use brown sugar, eat brown rice. I put so much creamer in my coffee it becomes as white as pure white snow. I only eat white meat, and egg whites only. I'll be damned if eat chocolate, white chocolate is great. All my socks are white.

[@ChristopherGeryak]

Well yeah, of course there are😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 Adam’s deliver and timing is hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@DFMRO89]

This was hilarious. Make more videos like this!

[@rockwall5329]

I can't believe the United States named a state after this skit

[@pantroglodyte1011]

WRONG

[@johndoe-vg2hv]

@@pantroglodyte1011your a idiot

[@turtleextra4128]

abu saleh r/whoosh

[@greg3087]

@@pantroglodyte1011 i...i cant downthumb you enough there buddy

[@25ksubswithnovideoschallen26]

Yes, sad but true

[@michaellieberman4222]

All the watchers in 2019 realizing this is the prequel to BlackkKlansman

[@zorcher1016]

You right

[@ncorp2668]

It's hard to believe Adam Driver isn't Jewish.

[@belalomeli455]

IM CRYING YOURE SO RIGHT

[@dunbarcustomsound]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[@edwinmerrick1375]

@@Cammyd4fun Lol, hey it's a little white nationalist.

[@jimguy9874]

“Don’t worry, I’m from Boston “. Freaking funny as hell!

[@j.d.6915]

They should have ended it with a punch line that everyone was also in the AA meeting.

[@NotHPotter]

Yeah, that's definitely where I thought it was going, too.

[@ShadowNerd92]

Same, thought they were gonna turn the chairs around in a circle and Adam would introduce himself and that would be the closer

[@RyanSpringer1984]

That would have been nice.

[@seamac206]

You would've thought all these Ivy Leaguers would've thought of that?

[@percyperanamus7432]

yeah this sketch stretched out something that would be fine as one line

[@PavarottiAardvark]

To a foreigner, a Yankee is an American To an American, a Yankee is a Northerner To a Northerner, a Yankee is a New Englander To a New Englander, a Yankee is someone from Vermont and to someone from Vermont, a Yankee is someone who has pie for breakfast....

[@robertgrider4346]

PavarottiAardvark alright,now someone crossed the line, wtf is wrong with eating pie for breakfast?? I just make sure my 'ol lady keeps it trimmed down there 🤣🤣🤣😋🤤😉

[@_krimzen_]

I always thought a yankee was a baseball player.

[@ezandman6804]

To a Dutch guy like me interested in history a Yankee is Jan and Kees from New York (region). Jan and Kees are 2 of the most common names in my country.

[@alejandrorodriguez4572]

The first two out of the five are correct, nice.

[@robertdowner4057]

I AM a New Englander, and no we never think a Yankee is from Vermont, they are from New York..on a crappy baseball team. GO SOX!

[@azazelgrigori9244]

“The leaves change color but the people never do.” Perfect.

[@leysin456]

1:20 "Don't worry I'm from Boston." Fantastic sarcasm.

[@kinvoya]

I love how Adam Driver really commits to acting his parts on SNL unlike so many other "actor" guest hosts.

[@travisbickle4360]

or maybe acting is effortless to him.

[@pbabuik]

Shia LaBeouf is great too

[@Sickoflife]

Actors with stage experience tend to do well on SNL, Others like singers or Screen actors tend to be more flat.

[@niwatori024]

Scarlett Johansson did good

[@toecutterjones]

Adam Driver is pure class. And sex.

[@camilla8029]

As a Vermonter, this is completely true. I went to our local farmer’s market earlier today. Everybody drives a Subaru with 4x4. In elementary school there was like one black kid and other races apparently didn’t exist. This sketch has me dead😂

[@hustler3of4culture3]

We drive through Vermont every year. It's just like they say. But New Hampshire is really where they want to go.

[@whyteterror4168]

Sounds like Eastern Europe.

[@lisasun9623]

This sketch is terrible for Vermont tourism

[@RobMacKendrick]

Grew up in Washington State. Exactly the same. (Then. We look more like America now.)

[@tmseh]

@@hustler3of4culture3 A'yup.

[@cobracyxx8808]

Don't worry, I'm from Boston. Lol

[@bostoncityofchampions6581]

Lol. That's vaguely funny.

[@bryangedbaw5816]

I lived near Boston for a couple of years and it's strange to me that Boston is seen as racist. Bostonians don't discriminate, they hate everyone equally.

[@bostoncityofchampions6581]

@@bryangedbaw5816 - Strong, accurate post.

[@GarySiniseOfficial]

@@bryangedbaw5816 That's not true we're just quietly racist. Which is worse

[@dallasjordan9892]

I only watched this for Adam and he’s amazing as usual

[@LaserAgentRyan]

Out of everything the line “maybe we can all rent Subarus” was the whitest thing ever

[@savary5050]

Pat McCann not really Subaru’s are the most used car in VT because the winters are so bad here.

[@sakura_branches]

@Pat McCann as a lesbian I can confirm that

[@jraymond1988]

@@savary5050 You're both right. Subarus are probably the 2nd most lesbian stereotype (other than burkenstock sandals) but they are also good for New England winters.

[@billyeveryteen7328]

@@jraymond1988 Lesbians driving Subarus isn't strictly speaking a "stereotype," because Subaru themselves catered and advertised to the lesbian community in the 90s and 00s. Although, maybe they catered to lesbians because it was already a stereotype.

[@rodycaz8984]

LaserAgentRyan Would you refer to something as "the blackest thing ever"? Probably not.

[@colinfun]

Although in Vermont we do respect our minority residents. Their names are Paul and Mary and they are great neighbors.

[@IdiotBoxProductionsTV]

Jason Bourne go back to Africa

[@___hecinfric___85]

It's a joke

[@jasminedraca7693]

Hahaha! I lost it at your comment. Two minorities in all of Vermont... OMG. This is why I read KZbin comments. :)

[@razieluchiha7580]

think all the people who replied to this sarcastic comment may be retarded. /wooooooosh

[@Dudeguyforeverlulz]

What about Peter?

[@Perfectpearl]

“Our own paypal (people).” 😂😂

[@MumNeesh22]

"That's a farmer's market and they're all over Vermont." 😂

[@ChronosSk]

"Deb is selling confederate flag blankets. All proceeds go to the troops." I didn't catch that the first time. That's hilarious.

[@donttreadonme1619]

I'll take one. That's okay I know where to get one.

[@TheGhostOvHades]

I'm not really sure, what's hilarious about funds going to troops

[@MajorMlgNoob]

@@TheGhostOvHades the US Military fought a war against people flying that flag

[@kennybadger]

@@MajorMlgNoob Lincoln had the confederate army declared American soldiers and to receive all benefits there of.

[@melissasaint3283]

@@kennybadger At the time of his death, Lincoln's plans were to offer emancipated slaves citizenship and voting rights if they wanted to remain (it was a speech on this topic that sparked the assassination plot), to care for the wounded veterans and widows of the Union, and to embrace the former confederacy like a prodigal brother, rebuilding the South. His second Inaugural address is the most astounding piece of writing that exposes what an astounding human being he was. But there is still *plenty of irony* in selling confederate flag blankets to benefit US troops.

[@rockwelaj]

As a black person...Vermont is pretty awesome. One of my favorite places to visit. Also one of the whitest places I've visited

[@christinat2398]

so its not really that awesome lol. any place where im the only black person in a room REGULARLY is not an awesome place to me

[@sillygoose635]

@@catnoir-a-saurus if you don't know other reasons as to why they may feel that way and you're so quick to assume shit, maybe you should work on your social skills.

[@usern4metak3ns]

Damnit... this means Vermont isn't perfect... aww

[@BreakingNVain]

How did you survive??

[@moretrap3631]

Found the bedwench as usual

[@iamzeubermensch917]

Not enough Amens.

[@greekmythdude9053]

The thing is it's also the most liberal state.

[@alaskaguyd963]

"Maybe we can all rent Subaru's"... HAHAHA The writer has been to Vermont for sure.

[@PositiveZ7]

Probably one of the funniest lines lol

[@izmeizme1776]

I'm from Maine the is an L.L. Bean edition Subaru Outback.

[@rolandocrisostomo2003]

In snow they are great, in the summer they are good on gas, easy to drive.

[@TobiGirl08]

As a Vermonter the accuracy of this hurts 😂😂 oml “the leaves change colors but the people never do” OOF too real

[@ScootersbabygirlMors]

I've lived in the NEK my whole life - everything they said I kept going "yup - yup - yup"

[@jonvenusti]

What's wrong with that? Do white people not deserve to have an area that's they can call their own? Why force diversity and introduce crime and culture clash

[@TobiGirl08]

That Guy I’m not saying anything about that idc for forced diversity. The reason Vermont is so white is because of how people have “spread” I guess throughout history. It’s just for whatever reason minorities never felt like moving there 🤷🏻‍♀️ (there are minorities there btw like it isn’t completely white like they’re insinuating, it’s just not as diverse as other places) idk Vermont is a very welcoming state in comparison to others. People aren’t racist there (most of them). I found it accurate and hilarious about the people never changing because they don’t. It doesn’t have to do with racism, it’s just that up there it’s kind of a secluded bubble and “life” like most things that change a person, don’t really happen there ¿ it’s just in my experience there isn’t much room for growth. And in small towns there’s this idea that you are who you are, you don’t change you just do what you’ve always done because everyone around you is insanely judgmental. So I didn’t take it necessarily as a stab like people in Vermont are racist, I took it that way. But idk maybe they were insinuating that. And to your question about “what’s wrong with a place designated just for white people” I mean to each is own I guess but I just find it weird. I wanna live in a place where there’s mostly good people. And being a good person doesn’t depend on your skin color...

[@jonvenusti]

@@TobiGirl08 statistically non white immigration brings crime...see Europe and all those countries that are going down the drain. Bring third world people, get third world problems. Trust me I live in a "diverse" area and you dont want it.

[@TobiGirl08]

That Guy I know, I’m not denying that. I’m just saying that that has more to do with culture and where you grew up/the life you’re used to rather than simply the color of your skin. I’m not disagreeing I’m just being neutral...but idk if I’m being clear lmao

[@SickNate]

I'm from Vermont and this is HILARIOUSLY on point ahahahaha

[@ernestonwona6070]

Vermont sounds like a place Uncle Ruckus would like to go.🤣

[@adriannag3831]

I absolutely died when he said the leaves change colors but the people don't 😂😂😂😂

[@morganwilson8220]

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU @NEVER TRUST A COMMUNIST

[@justascorpio2.012]

Yes 😂😂😭

[@priscillajimenez27]

TODD! 🤣

[@edinfific2576]

Even though you died, you used the last few seconds of your life to write this comment. R.I.P.

[@okkcomputer]

Adri Gre no you didn’t

[@imrustyokay]

"If you wanna end racism, make fun of it." -Mel Brooks

[@QNPMEDIA]

Yeah that hasn't really worked lol

[@equestriangirly2296]

Small problem: Some people won't get the joke is on the racists and racism but believe racism itself is funny. Today's autistic generation can't understand what Mel Brooks tried to say in "Blazing Saddles". Instead they all go:"See how blacks weren't offended in the past when we made fun of them? Racism is fun in comedies." Idiots *always* take jokes literally and irony and satire is completely lost on them. That's an angle which comedy has lost these last decades. You can also see that even though "Blazing Saddles" was a comedy there are parts in it which deal with real racism especially when the new sheriff tries to mingle with the people and has to be "consoled" by the Waco Kid. It wasn't just casually tossed aside as "it's all a joke and nothing is sacred". In this comedy skit it's clear these racist neo confederates are absolute buffoons and the funny part is that their "paradise" turns out to be a very liberal state up in the north. In Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles" however there are many parts being made fun of and a huge degree of anachronism (jazz music played when the sheriff riding to town, toll boots etc) - most of which will fly overhead for today's autistic generation which can't understand context and see humor as something very literal.

[@Idothinkysaurus]

@@equestriangirly2296 You must really like Mel Brooks's "Blazing Saddles".

[@chrisbeecraft]

@@QNPMEDIA You mustn't have been watching the news back in the 70's, Blazing Saddles did more to advance equality, and the stupidity of racism, than any other item from that period. Name something more effective at changing public opinion for the better.

[@QNPMEDIA]

@@chrisbeecraft 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and you're information comes from exactly where?

[@craigkdillon]

Just noticed Adam Drivers last line, "Maybe we can all rent Subarus". LOL That's brilliant.

[@xfrozenpanda6285]

Welcome to Vermont, the most Southern place in the North

[@tomfields3682]

Hi, I'm Larry and this is m'brother Darryl and m' other brother Darryl.

[@MarkArandjus]

Wait 'till they find out who's the senator of Vermont...

[@harleeiii2823]

LMFAO!

[@babyteano1977]

😁😁😁

[@jimbranham3281]

So they go to Vermont and find out during their AA meeting Bernie is their Senator. They fall off the wagon and get blackout drunk, then wake up the next day only to relive and rediscover Bernie is their Senator all over again...creating a real life "Groundhog's Day" experience...or until Vermont runs out of booze! lol

[@nickoleme]

🤣🤣

[@hernantuquero5969]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dntertainment5435]

This is unrealistic, they all have too many teeth

[@done4195]

Savage

[@thegrayowl1557]

And not a firearm in sight!

[@WafflesNPotholes]

State insurance provides verniers in a lot of places now

[@joeyplaysps4]

None are Obese lol

[@lelandkobty1448]

@@joeyplaysps4 so accurate tho. theyre always so fat

[@kage17]

“Don’t worry I’m from Boston” 😂😭

[@deborahminter6231]

Adam Driver's character is undercover!

[@WatchJRGo]

Maybe we can all rent Subarus!

[@stormchaser9341]

Priceless! Signed a heterosexual conservative white male Subaru owner :)

[@shino4242]

And THAT is the whitest thing said in that entire skit lol

[@vtangjohnee]

Should have said Volvos

[@ernesto3998]

Subawuuuu!!!

[@codynieman3729]

Gee I guess I never thought of Subarus as a car brand that has white only appeal but I guess it's pretty accurate. I've been a subie enthusiast for 10 years and have been to hundreds of performance Subaru meets and looking back, I can confirm that I've encountered less than 3 black subie owners. Subaru owners are usually one of three things; young kids that are looking to vape and go fast, environmentally conscious yuppies who can't afford an Audi, or granola eating tree hugging lesbians.

[@thomasjones3891]

I live in Vermont, work at a farmers market on the weekends and frequently drive over covered bridges, this video is priceless 😂😂

[@telectronix1368]

Thomas Jones - But have you bandana'ed your dog(s) yet?

[@curty85]

IN A SUBARU! you missed it man!

[@mitchtheh4x0r]

Don't you also drive under as well? .since it's covered :)

[@rileyl.7530]

mitchtheh4x0r you drive thru them if it is not closed for historical preservation, in such cases you drive past the covered bridge.

[@thomasjones3891]

Bramha's Astra it’s a Vermont thing 😂

[@jasminetsui1218]

This whole skit is basically that Pete Davidson interview with SNL where he makes that joke of like "you know when you're joking but you mean it".

[@immersivegamer7640]

Adam was really awesome in this one - perfect timing for me. Well done, Sir!

[@danielhiggins5907]

I love how Beck Bennett's mustache comes halfway off but he just keeps going

[@ronblack2700]

I noticed that too 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thatlarryguy6841]

Live TV is like that.

[@mloftin6472]

He's a pro.

[@ft.jackjimmy7282]

As an Asian I’m proud when I see confederates drive Asian cars

[@jimmy7628]

@Mike Cheresne me neither

[@jmoney20106]

Lol

[@dukes1993724]

Parts from Mexica, Assembled in Canada, “Made in America” Ford and Chevy 😂

[@Hapasan808]

@@donttreadonme1619 "During the tsunami in Japan did you see any Ford's or Chevys floating away? No. There are alot of stupid Americans" The irony in calling other's stupid, because that statement may very well be the dumbest I've read in quite some time.

[@marcy2443]

This thread line is like the part 2 to of there confederate meeting 😂😂.

[@smallraymond1]

The Boston reference is so perfect 🤣

[@Acc0rd79]

The Subaru's comment got me!!! haha

[@purplefood1]

That fantasy football joke at the start was hilarious.

[@timbuktu8069]

As long as you can buy the players.

[@subscribefornothing6045]

'The leaves change color, the people never do.' 😂

[@blakes5827]

Hardly a Latino person either. Big bunch of white folk.

[@subscribefornothing6045]

@enderjav99 why getting so worked up about it? Nobody insulted white people...

[@BarsMar]

"leaves change color, but people never do"

[@johnnyfreedom3437]

3 years old and this is still great!!

[@djrbmm]

"The leaves change colors but the people never do". Pretty accurate description of Vermont.

[@sorban5352]

What about Sun tanning ?

[@TXKafir]

Judging from their choice of US Senators, they seem to be red.

[@MrMonkchuck]

They may have just coined Vermont’s new state slogan.

[@pattysmith5989]

@@sorban5352 What sun?

[@andrewitzla]

Oh god, Adam Driver is pretending to be racist again.

[@Meem0moo]

Lol that's what I said but I still love him

[@alecdeter1999]

He is very nice sounding for a racist

[@michaelblockley3910]

He’s a very talented actor

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

"Pretending"

[@DeepFriedFrenz112]

@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM what

[@jonmkohler]

I’m from Shelburne, Vermont - this is accurate across the board lol

[@laurenbasso45]

i live in vermont and they just described my town

[@donnaporter1386]

As a native Vermonter I would like people to know that Vermont was the first state that made slavery illegal in it's first state constitution. That fact made me proud.

[@thereaction18]

That's how they got rid of all the black people. They didn't allow them to own property or seek employment. Without slavery there was nothing left for them but to leave or starve. So proud. #BlackHistoryMonth

[@carlocporosus]

Kinda pointless if the state didn't have any slaves, just sayin

[@tabathaogost4982]

@@carlocporosus no not pointless in the effin least

[@echickey2010]

@@carlocporosus what a foolish thing to say

[@strnglhld]

I love Bernie still🥰

[@2332Stephen]

"don't worry I'm from boston".. "alright, good" . LOL

[@williamwooten6156]

That was witty because I'm from Boston

[@solomonz2821]

What's different about Boston? EDIT: Actually, I got it after reading other comments - apparently Bostonians have a reputation for being racist as the Democratic Party. And yes, the Dem Party was pro-segregation during Jim Crow - look it up. The Dems are still racist because if you think about it, they've been breaking up the societies of lower-class minorities by incentivizing single motherhood, which every psychologist will tell you can lead to a life of crime. Look that up too

[@ShidaiTaino]

Solomon Z stop

[@shakaama]

@@solomonz2821 excellent.

[@stevenborgens1390]

Hilarious. I don't like star wars at all but Adam Driver is incredible. His skits are the best, especially the star wars ones.

[@RodCornholio]

Subarus, mostly, have an all-wheel drive system which helps in the Vermont snow.

[@snatchadams69]

"Don't worry I'm from Boston"

[@thinblacknoodles]

I died lol

[@ShadeFallenAngel]

Best line

[@maxpower19711]

The racism in Boston is not the KKK type racism, it's economic disparity. See the Daily Show's video about it. You won't find any cross burnings in Boston, but you will find a hell of a lot more poor black people than poor white people (especially if you go to places like Dorchester or Mattapan). The racism is much more subtle in Boston than it is in the south, instead of klansmen and MAGA hats, it's the fact that the average wealth (excluding their house and/or car) of a white household in Boston is 200+ grand and the average wealth of a black family is less than 10 dollars, that is the racism in Boston.

[@baileystark7629]

Quinn Von Kerman Ok that’s a flat out lie first of all. And second of all just because people who are white have more money than people who are black doesn’t make it racist. If your black go get a job just like I a white person have to go get a job. Then we both make money. And don’t tell me you earn less because that has been a proven lie. And also I’m from the south and black people and white people get along great down here.

[@Pksoze]

The biggest celebrity in Boston is Markie Mark...a racist douche....I can buy it's a pos.

[@SteffLowe]

“Don’t worry, I’m from Boston.” Racism is so damn real in Boston

[@TM2U]

Steff Lowe women of Boston are changing that. The biggest problem are the old elitists.

[@aaroncornish9955]

I’ve lived in Boston my who life. It’s no where near as racist as the south or Midwest. 30 years ago maybe but now definitely not and highly diverse even in areas that use to be predominantly white

[@mrbriscoe2001]

Yeah- Boston' s so bad remember the Howard Beach attack on a black?Oh, that' s New York.. Remember the Black attack on Jews in Crown Heights? sorry... New York, again..Torture of Abner Louima? .. Shit.. New York again.. Eric Garner( black man strangled to death by New York cops.. NAmado Diallo?( 60 shots , dead black man, killed by NY by cops) a DavidAlfunado( choked by New York cops) ... Yeah... New Yorkers earned that smugness..

[@mrbriscoe2001]

@@TM2U New women of Boston- gentrified forcing African Americans out of their neighborhoods driving up home pricrs.. Yeah-- you' re doing great work..

[@asuraXTC]

00rphb hey mr white nationalist explain to me what George floydd did in that video while being constrained “in handcuffs”

[@JossPeura]

My parents and I went to Vermont back in 2018. My mom’s Afro-Colombian, which means she’s of African decent. My dad and I are white, so we weren’t getting looks. As we had dinner at this little diner on College Street, my mom was getting sooooo many looks from the locals. I saw a kid look at my mom and then at his mom. “Mommy, who’s that alien lady over there?” I could imagine he was saying that. We loved that place though. Burlington is super nice.

[@luciusvorenus9445]

In reality, half of this group would be Federal Agents, undercover officers and the rest would be Federal Informants! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mathiasvdk]

"Maybe we can all rent Subarus!"

[@douglasdea637]

"The unofficial car of New England."

[@SkarryTerry]

The official car of PAC north west.

[@eyouvalentine2597]

Mathias Van de Kerckhove damn I need to change a lyric in this... kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGOaZppoprx1mKM

[@angganda2195]

Kyle and Beck are a powerful duo.

[@jerreece]

I found this one interesting.... Subaru is the official car for liberals and hippies here in Montana.