Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Lost 4Kids Opening (Full)

[@gasjebasje99]

Writing off Rei's injury as a character quirk where she sleeps a lot is peak comedy

[@amazonbox8717]

Wasn't she killed and they just hucked one of her clones in the hospital as a cover-up?

[@thegrandtemslayr1384]

​@@amazonbox8717 I think that happens later.

[@kbity1]

@@amazonbox8717 yeah but the clone had the same soul so its kind of the same person even though she forgets everything

[@ryanhernandez8324]

​@@kbity1 In the 4kids version, Rei isn't killed, it's just her cousin filling in because Rei keeps oversleeping her robot-operating shift. Why do they call her Rei, also? Well, obviously it's because everyone just thinks she's Rei and she's too shy to ever correct them about it. Yep! So, cousin Rei. Yep.

[@TheTrueXaver]

i love that!

[@seandevine5836]

I love how "Toyko 3" would've rhymed but they still went with New Orleans

[@beenardbruh9605]

I think that's the point

[@БогданКрименюк]

@@bellepeppermint I'll never forgive the Japanese

[@yoshiagiota5299]

@@БогданКрименюк HERMITO PURPURA

[@theportuguese7944]

@@БогданКрименюк ITS THAT A JOJO REFERANCE?

[@dimondfaker748]

@@bellepeppermint I didnt touch her I swear

[@samgafford2371]

I love how it's "alien" and not "angel." Which is what 4kids would've done

[@yonatanhoresh2695]

I haven't watched Eva, does that... Hold significance?

[@samgafford2371]

@@yonatanhoresh2695 good question. I'd answer, but it's been a long time since I watched and I'd spoil the plot if I told you

[@christianvisperas7438]

@@yonatanhoresh2695 yes, the angels in the show are basically the villains in a way. So in order to avoid any backlash from possible Christian viewers, they’ll change it to aliens instead of angels. Oh when angels die they make a giant cross of blood so they’ll probably change that too to just a giant geyser of water without the horizontal part of the cross.

[@scootsnail5514]

@@yonatanhoresh2695 No the writer said idk it seems cool

[@mih_chayan8900]

Aren't the angels aliens? 0~0

[@touya194]

"Oh... I guess you're asleep, Asuka... I'll just eat this ice cream by myself then..."

[@babble000]

silly shinji, got it all over his hands

[@toady226]

​@@babble000 "aw man! I'm so screwed up!"

[@mrman_4234]

"D'aw man it dripped all over my hand!"

[@grungegazer]

"Oh snap! I got my hand dirty!"

[@wee-hee-hee]

*gulp noise*

[@lakobause]

Asuka laying in the tub: "Man, Misato was right. These cherry juice baths sure are relaxing after a hard day fighting giant monsters."

[@tabithak.9923]

I've never watch NGE and this comment terrifies me

[@boony7440]

Tabitha K. Watch it it’s not traumatic I swear it’s really happy and fun ;)

[@therealdawsonhall51]

Tabitha K. Yes after the movie you develop something great it’s called fucking depression

[@therealdawsonhall51]

Ice Cube ik I wasn’t lying. Show’s the skill of the writer

[@sirsnek6562]

@@tabithak.9923 Don't run away

[@jack.h99]

Shinji standing over asuka in the hospital bed: "Oh boy, i sure do love these cream filled donuts, but they sure are messy"

[@jamesgreen90]

Jack H WOW that is easily the best comment that anyone could of ever left Thanks for making my life

[@marihi2387]

*Gosh I wish Asuka were awake to share them with me*

[@yonahga5731]

This comment made me laugh so hard I orgasmed into Orange Crush

[@cornypops2714]

That’s fucked up but clever

[@billydasquid1201]

I’d watch tjis dub 😂😂

[@zolafuckass8606]

"Your dad loves you" I can't even joke about that line, man.

[@austincde]

"Your friends love you!" *I* needed to hear that honestly

[@7sidedfilms438]

Sad thing is, if his Dad and his friends actually loved him, the show probably would have had a happier ending.

[@aleksacivcic2349]

200th like lol

[@thethunderant9208]

7SidedFilms His friends did love him. At least Misato did anyway. He just didn’t realize that in time.

[@7sidedfilms438]

The Thunderant I guess. Rei always seemed indifferent, Asoka could go either way. Idk.

[@AmaroqStarwind]

Upon seeing Ms. Misato's apartment: “You shouldn’t drink so much *soda.* It’s bad for you.”

[@jamesperkins191]

I thought you gave up chewing gum Michelle? Only after we practice our wrestling like in the old days Kenny

[@jamesperkins191]

*gave, not have

[@AmaroqStarwind]

@@jamesperkins191 there's an edit button

[@jamesperkins191]

@@AmaroqStarwind I can edit on desktop and on the phone ap, but maddeningly not when accessing through my phone browser

[@RCT3Crashes100]

"Oh no! I spilled my orange soda everywhere, and now the ocean is full of soda! Come on Asuka, we gotta fix this mess!"

[@roses77chainsaw]

"...Ashley?"

[@starietiger9927]

Her name would be Annie or Angie or Abby or Sarah. Something like that..

[@instinctbrosgaming9699]

"Oh right, she's on vacation"

[@hitempguy]

I believe you mean OSCAH according to the dub

[@starietiger9927]

@@hitempguy That's how it's pronounced. The U is silent, so Ah-skah. Ah-suh-kah is how it's normally pronounced in dubs, but Ah-skah is also used in dubs too. THIS dub would probably say, Uh-soo-kuh. Or Ah-soo-kah.

[@mikkosimonen]

This video has ruined me. I can no longer listen to the beginning of Cruel Angel's Thesis without expecting the "Yo!"

[@ideasonek3374]

That’s the reason why i came to this video I just couldn’t listen to A Cruel Angel’s Thesis without hearing YO THIS IS A STORY BOUT A BOY NAMED SHINJI

[@tiaaaron3278]

I can't hear the cockpit part without getting reminded of Captain Marvel. That movie is so cringey.

[@shamvnblood]

thats a good thing

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

+Mikko Simonen So you’re 13?

[@Nokomomo22]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 nah, his sense of humor is different than yours. That's all.

[@corasundae]

The best part about "holographic map" is it still rhymes with earlier lines.

[@greenklg]

I thought it would say holocaust

[@TheTdw2000]

@@averageblonde5496 almost like that's the joke...

[@TheTdw2000]

@@averageblonde5496 so it's not "for some reason" it's clearly intentional.

[@basedfacistman]

@@TheTdw2000 woooooooooosh

[@RallenCaptura]

@@basedfacistman you wooooshed the wrong person, dude

[@sydakk]

The fact that in this version the only reason children pilot is because the cockpit is too small for adults is just too good.

[@ironwraith852]

It was just a sort strange oversight, is all. Nothing suspicious going on here!

[@ethanshackleton]

Yep don’t mind that 3 teenagers can cram in there and be fine.

[@wristythrone114]

wait so whats the real reason they make children plot the evas? I just thought it was for plot convivence lmao

[@akamesama]

@@wristythrone114 Never stated in the series. Fan base has pushed that it has something to do with second Impact, but there is no reason for that. In the original series, they are specifically because their relatives' (or clone? in Rei's case?) souls were implanted in the Evas. As for why they were selected over anyone else, possibly because of neuroplasticity or children being easier to manipulate. The real answer is, of course, marketability of the show.

[@operent7]

@@akamesama actually, its explained as teenagers (specifically 14 year olds, i guess..) have dna or cells or whatever that better merge with the LCL fluids (the orage juice in the cockpit). this is why gendo ikaris hands burn when he touched the LCL fluid, because his cells rejected the fluid and caused a chemical reaction, i guess.

[@MadStatic61]

“Your dad loves you, get in the robot”. If you’ve seen the show, you know there wasn’t a funnier line in this entire song.

[@onionbubs386]

I've never seen the show and it cracks me up

[@sydakk]

It perfectly encapsulates how everyone only “loves” shinji conditionally. It’s fucking funny as hell.

[@internetual7350]

@@sydakk Besides Kaworu and Yui.

[@internetual7350]

@@GoggleGum Yeah she does, but not as much as the former two.

[@Wing0Alchemist]

@@internetual7350 ah yes, Kaworu's deep love, where he only didn't wipe out humanity and Shinji because it was Lilith in Terminal Dogma and not Adam. Or Yui, who waited until Shinji got to hear Asuka be completely torn apart just to ensure he was completely and *utterly* broken before breaking Unit-01 out of the bakelite. Since she'd demonstrated that she has always been aware of her surroundings and able to break restraints since episode 1, long before Unit-01 had an S2 organ. Truly such deep, selfless loves that weren't at all secondary to some other purpose. Lol

[@ChumboFumbo]

This is totally accurate except for one thing. They would change Shinji’s name to Kyle or Ricky or something like that so he would sound American.

[@starietiger9927]

Stewart. Or Shaun. Or Simon.

[@LuckyTux]

Im not against this.. except for the movie. Thats not the move

[@JustinianG]

they didn't change yugi or luffy's name

[@starietiger9927]

@@JustinianG Luffy was already crazy, so it worked. Plus I don't think they had permission to do THAT. Yugi Muto/Mutou became Yugi Moto in the dub.

[@starietiger9927]

@@hoppy5359 I was a class with three Joshuas and another class with two Adrianas.

[@kaorimiyazono213]

"YouR DaD LoVes YOu, NOW GET IN THE ROBOT!"

[@OBB004]

Haha I'm dead

[@SuperGrody]

show summarized pretty much

[@kapitankapital6580]

Fighting aliens can be hard work, but it's okay when you have your mum and dad there to support you through it.

[@HimeLowii]

He did it, after all, but he's still a shitty parent...

[@candlelighter1588]

It’s like the Mass produced Eva toy seen from One hour photo It’s just plain wrong in what it says

[@JustGarbo14]

Kid: What is a EVA? 4Kids: Electronic Vault Armored NEW START ELECTRONIC VAULT ARMORED: The anime

[@LordAsteroth]

In the 4Kids version of End of Evangelion, Shinji's eating a Bavarian cream while visiting a comatose Asuka. He's so distraught that he eats it to messily and gets the custard on his hand.

[@thestormyblizzard1357]

If 4Kids was still around, they'd absolutely hire you for that idea 😂

[@Jmoney05307]

But what about when you could see Asuka’s booba just before that scene?

[@malachiroberts6198]

@@Jmoney05307 They'd just do a slight edit, idk what they'd do about Lilith-Rey and her tits bigger than Greenland though...

[@drx737]

@@Jmoney05307 asuka would be with an extra layer of clothes

[@drx737]

@@malachiroberts6198 make her just a giant white humanoid that has woman hair

[@cyndrick7373]

After the 4kids One Piece rap opening, I legit thought this was real for half the video

[@SiNKarnage]

Same

[@uno3542]

Have you watched the show? Why would 4kids put a depressing show for kids?

[@Octodaddi]

@@uno3542 considering that 4kids bought one piece without knowing about the show i wouldn't be surprised

[@freindmaker4473]

@@uno3542 one piece is pretty messed up and 4kids got that shit lmao

[@Zero-ke4rs]

HOLO graphic map

[@sampappas6934]

No Netflix.... I will not skip the intro this time....

[@Nokomomo22]

You will *not* skip the intro

[@joshnoritake3167]

You (will (not))skip

[@PikaTwoB]

you almost never skip it in the first place, it's like the first pokemon theme

[@quantummaniac5]

@@tph8267 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJmxgZ-Dn5iohpI

[@accelerator1666]

I legitimately feel this.

[@bobdmz6437]

“You think this things called an ‘angels’ and a god nailed to a lowercase t has any symbolic meaning?” “No.”

[@litpotat5601]

"Perfect. You get a $0.13 raise to your yearly salary. Now, I'm thinking we censor all that from the show. They'll be aliens and we'll change it to an uppercase T for ET"

[@Casanuda]

Funny enough, it didn't. The Christian symbols used in the show were specifically because they looked cool.

[@Jordie_42]

They wouldnt call it Neon Genesis Evangelion. Thats too difficult to remember. How about Big Giant Robot?

[@dominickperez2952]

Shinji: Right Back At Ya

[@brandonvortex995]

chicks dig giant robots

[@maouprier]

@@dominickperez2952 Omg your comment made me bust out laughing while I'm home alone xD

[@naxzed_it]

Yo Shinji get in the ROBOT It's not an Eva It's a ROBOY

[@Rokku-P]

What about the Fight Against Giants

[@NT-Amusing]

Her country's responsible for the HOLO *GRAPHIC MAP*

[@alexevans6612]

NinjaGnat0 that threw me off😂😂😂

[@doorbladder5735]

NinjaGnat0 I’m still laughing

[@aizunaizu6755]

Ass -you-ka from Germany

[@aizunaizu6755]

At first i thought it was gonna say holocaust

[@biggle_man]

@@aizunaizu6755 yeah thats the joke

[@nicholasnelson6072]

Sean = Shinji Ashley = Asuka Rachael = Rei Greg = Gendo Mary = Misato

[@diddy_dante]

Seanji Asukley Rei-chel Grendoh Misery

[@sashabeats5616]

greg

[@AsakuraEX]

diddy_dante M I S E R Y

[@shibba2517]

Asuka = Alexis just like in YU-GI-OH GX

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

Youre pretty good, but It would be spelt shawn in this case

[@BedroomPianist]

People nowadays who didn't grow up with the 4Kids era of dubbed anime have no idea how perfect this is lmao

[@sparkle1princess]

"Livin in the flooded streets of New Orleans" I can't breathe.

[@AwesTube]

sparkle1princess it gave me intense ptsd

[@bobjimbobjim]

Same for the people who got washed in the flood and died.

[@scottking6481]

sparkle1princess as someone who experienced hurricane Katrina I can say that line was hilarious

[@valkyriesprites4208]

Scott King I swear when I heard this video say new Orleans for the ???? time I just remembered hurricane Katrina and it was new Orleans that joke was so clever!

[@sasan3196]

sparkle1princess the streets are flooded after all

[@cartoonswim2740]

Not changing the names of any characters? You're giving 4Kids too much credit.

[@spinobimkiii7443]

+cartoonswim Shinji should be Shawn.

[@Berkaelzar]

Shawn Ikari (DansGame)

[@ari9668]

And Rei spelled Ray

[@PrimusProductions]

+Dutchy DerpBox Or Jimmy Ikari

[@spinobimkiii7443]

Primus Productions His last name wouldn't be "Ikari" though. Too Foreign.

[@nanako3681]

"Yes this is my cousin, Kaowru."

[@vitaliykormov1266]

underrated comment

[@TangledLion]

You're my cousin... And you are worthy of my grace...

[@caketea779]

OMG BYE LMAOOO😭

[@mdsarfarazali5207]

Yeah my cousin could deattach his head.

[@marcydawn0_o]

Accurate

[@Haganeren]

I love the fact that there is a line just to justify the setting. "The cockpit is too small for a grown up". That's it, that's why it's children who fight. We don't need more explanation; let's go !

[@MarcAlcatraz]

Ah yes, Germany is responsible for forever changing millions of lives with their involvement in the Holo-graphic map.

[@chillinsquirtle]

They wouldn't be able to keep track of the aliens without those maps

[@frankhaha81]

@@chillinsquirtle A yellow star would've worked.

[@chillinsquirtle]

@@frankhaha81 I know very little about evangelion so not sure if that's a reference 😅

[@soulsemblance3163]

@@legomaker4717 did you know? To fight the aliens the germans had a FINAL SOLUTION

[@absolutemadlad5662]

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!!

[@bellahattercandy]

"Her country is responsible for the holo................graphic map" well played

[@MistressDove]

OMG I didnt even notice that...

[@classicpinball9873]

Holy shit thats played out too well

[@chanshaunleo2103]

Bella Einzbern Am I the only who thought of Hitler?

[@chanshaunleo2103]

Deimos Jefferson Lulú yup

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

That's gonna make capturing Stalingrad much easier!

[@40088922]

"your friends love you" > friends > love > Evangelion

[@seanshogun1957]

One of these things is not like the others

[@rhubarbdude3347]

Episode 16: *I don't think so*

[@johnpanicker7590]

I know this was 9 months ago, but Evangelion is really about love and relationships and how it's all worth suffering for.

[@LittleIggyYT]

@@johnpanicker7590 look up freud theory

[@bruv7521]

"your dad loves you" That's the single worst sentences to be used to describe Evangelion

[@Sleeolo]

I don't care what anyone says but when they rhyme "party on" with "Evangelion" I was hyped lmao 💀💀

[@davikch8927]

Actually the whole lines there rhyme. "Let's get this party on" and "Evangelion", all five syllables match which make it awesome

[@Sammmmmmmm617]

"Her country is responsible for the holo.......graphic map!" Best Fucking Line.

[@alexjavi7849]

"Asuka get in the holographic!!"

[@joshuaneubert6390]

Hello this is Germany. Jsu wanted to mention we got you on the list. So you know... you're in thin eyes.

[@lucascoval828]

@@joshuaneubert6390 It was a very nice hologram map.

[@ina3872]

@@joshuaneubert6390 thin E y e s ?

[@witherman4406]

I don't get the joke with that one

[@soleosfiles]

Ah, yes, Sean Jay Carrie Ray Annah-Naomi Ashley Langley

[@ahiruvega1578]

Misty k. Montgomery

[@jjbb84x]

Sean J. Hickory Gene(sis!) D. Hickory Ashleigh Langley Rachel Michelle Catherine-Sarah

[@soleosfiles]

@@jjbb84x Genesis would be rly nice tho

[@DiegoTarkus]

Miss Atom

[@buzzlightyear2510]

@@jjbb84x rachel XD that sounds so white

[@GaoGaiKingTheGreatVA]

Don't eat a riceballl... eat a Donut.... Oh... dear lord...

[@MistressDove]

Is this real life?

[@cooperharris786]

I take it you probably got the reference but for anyone else there's an episode of Pokemon that 4kids replaced rice balls with doughnuts, except they made one mistake, they forgot to change the rice balls in to doughnuts so whilst all the characters were talking about their delicious "doughnuts" they were eating rice balls.

[@MistressDove]

Cooper Harris I know,I know.

[@EdgyPickle]

+Thomas Jackson Mine's doughnut-filled

[@nightshroud9671]

+Cooper Harris maybe budget prevent them from editing out the rice balls

[@MarkOfAstria]

Is it bad that I got unironically pumped at "and kick alien butt in your evangelion"?

[@Aliensundercoverz]

My favorite part of the whole series is when Gerry tells Shawn that he is truly sorry for not being there when he grew up. Glad he enjoys the robit Gerry built.

[@Lizard8614]

LMAO

[@codyresu1972]

“Yo shinji, get in the robot” will play excessively and exclusively at the most inappropriate times in my life hence forth.

[@seantruong2382]

This can mean 2 things

[@atroposV]

*at funeral* yo shinji get in the robot

[@sanguine7616]

@@atroposV It's not a casket. It's a robot.

[@atroposV]

@@sanguine7616 Don't eat a rice ball, eat a shovel.

[@kashatori]

I thought it was only me lol

[@willschannel_]

HER COUNTRY'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HOLO GRAPHIC MAP

[@kanchomerocks12]

am not spam bot llc. or acknowledging the existence of countries besides America and egypt

[@revolvingworld2676]

kanchomerocks12 They only acknowledged Egypt because there was absolutely no way to hide it or censor it out of the story

[@MisakiP-1]

Once upon a time, in the flooded streets of New Orleans, lived a young boy named Shinji. His life was far from ordinary, especially considering his father, Gendo, was a brilliant scientist. Gendo had always been busy with his experiments and research, often leaving Shinji feeling neglected. However, on Shinji's birthday, everything changed. Gendo had been working on a top-secret project in his underground lab. He had poured all his knowledge and love into creating something extraordinary for his son. As Shinji entered the lab, his eyes widened with astonishment. There, towering above him, stood a magnificent giant robot, gleaming with power and potential. It was an actual working Evangelion, designed especially for Shinji. Overwhelmed with joy, Shinji exclaimed, "Thanks, Daddy! Can I take it for a whirl and use it to help my friends save the world?" Gendo, proud of his creation and hoping it would bring them closer, nodded with a smile. "Of course, my son. Use it wisely, and always remember the power of teamwork." Shinji wasted no time. He called upon his dear friend Rei, a skilled warrior with a mysterious past. Rei possessed remarkable combat abilities and was always ready to defend their city. Despite her tough exterior, she had a soft spot for taking naps whenever she had a chance. Alongside Rei, the trio formed a formidable team, ready to face any challenge that came their way. However, they soon realized they needed more than just their strength and resilience. They needed knowledge, guidance, and a sense of direction. That's when Asuka, a spirited and brilliant girl from Germany, joined their ranks. Asuka brought with her not only her fiery spirit but also her country's advanced technology. Germany was responsible for creating the HOLO graphic map, a groundbreaking invention that allowed them to navigate the flood-ridden streets with precision. With the map's aid, the team could pinpoint alien invasions and devise strategies to counter them effectively. With their team complete, Shinji, Rei, and Asuka set out to protect their city from alien threats. Shinji piloted the Evangelion, while Rei and Asuka provided tactical support and fought alongside him when needed. Their bond grew stronger with each battle, and their determination to save the world burned brighter than ever. Together, they confronted wave after wave of alien invaders, unleashing the full power of the Evangelion. Shinji's piloting skills improved with each encounter, and he began to understand the true purpose of his father's creation. It was not just a gift for him but a tool to protect and preserve humanity. Through their combined efforts, they became a symbol of hope for the people of New Orleans. They were not just heroes in their city but legends known worldwide for their courage and unwavering commitment. As time passed, the floods in New Orleans subsided, and the city slowly regained its former glory. Shinji and his friends continued to fight for peace, not just in their hometown but wherever their help was needed. They knew that as long as they stood together, nothing could stand in their way. So, with their heads held high, they faced every challenge, kicked alien butt, and triumphed over adversity. Shinji and his EVANGELION became a beacon of light, reminding the world that no matter how dire the situation, unity and the power of friendship could overcome any obstacle.

[@Tyvototuo]

Bro has managed to make a 11 paragraph long story out of two minute video. Mad respect.

[@MisakiP-1]

@@Tyvototuo You know, AI is useful sometimes ;)

[@androooomeda_]

Congratulations on the beautiful story of a father's love for his son. beautiful, clap 👏

[@gooogooogaaagaaa]

You forgot the cream donut part

[@恩陶梁]

Honestly the dad part was wholesome

[@DarkBloodurth]

The new opening for Netflix looks sick.

[@verser_aven6729]

Oh boy

[@KariIzumi1]

Lol In all seriousness, I'm disappointed that "Fly Me to the Moon" got the Married with Children treatment. Surely, Netflix could afford the copyright .

[@dalkay]

@@KariIzumi1 It was more about international rights to the song.

[@orpheus8774]

Goddess*

[@spottedtime]

KariIzumi1 yea, especially since Netflix spend over $100 million to get the right for “Friends” and “office” shows. They have the money to spend on the opening theme song for a show they got the right to.

[@MrAnimeWolf]

"Your dad loves you." Sorry Shinji but your dad's love is in another castle

[@ewin608]

BRUH, I remember this Toad meme. *For the Damaged plays*

[@truenorthtv8794]

Gendo loves Shinji

[@TheVincenzo800]

Gendo loved shinji but he has the same hedghod dilemma of the son

[@Flu3nt916]

Shinji: So that was a fucking lie

[@nerdimusprime8753]

@@TheVincenzo800 Gendos love was there but he kept it in another castle

[@SoggyTuna]

You're giving 4kids ideas.

[@onacian]

+SoggyTunaVA 4kids is dead as far as i've heard :p

[@SoggyTuna]

onacian Oh shit

[@TanukiCris]

+onacian Well yes and no. Yes, they are no longer dubbing anime. But also no, as they are still around just as 4licensing now.

[@Jglocanshoot2]

+earthboundfan15 didnt 4kidz shut down

[@onacian]

Heros pride Good job reading the other comments :p

[@angeloreyes5554]

It’s amazing how you captured the awkwardness of the one piece 4kids opening, and slight bars of their openings as well.

[@PlanetGirth]

“Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot! Your friends love you! Get in the robot!” ^NGE condensed into one line

[@godwinsbraimoh995]

@Juicelad false. Gendo did love his son. But he didn't know how to without hurting his son. The Hedgehog dilemma. Asuka wanted to be loved but again didn't know how to. She wanted attention and got it. But it wasn't what she wanted. In the end time she came to true colors she almost died. Every one in Evangelion wants to be loved. But since they all mentally wounded its destroys them in the process. Only Misato could deal with it better than them and actually be able to converse with Shinji

[@ShiroDawn]

Boi O Boi finally someone who paid attention while watching NGE

[@UltimateDoomSoldier]

Boi O Boi Please type more I love reading knowledge 😂

[@violetsparkles5453]

@@godwinsbraimoh995 no, asuka is a meanie so she HATES HIM >:((((((((((

[@CorvoA77ano]

@@violetsparkles5453 Oh boi, you didn't pay attention to her character development in Evangelion, did you? She and Shinji, both of them had feelings towards each other. But neither could express it. Shinji was of course very anti social and Asuka... The mother of all Tsunderes.

[@anthpo]

Bro this is some heat

[@kuro_100]

Ikr

[@youmissed112boxes3]

🎵Yo anthpo get In the robot🎵

[@girvent_1342]

Anthpo likes Evangelion, so that makes him a weeb

[@patheticest]

Anthpo, I'm so disappointed. You've either decided to write this comment a stupid long time after you saw this, or you only just saw it. The first one is more acceptable but I would be very upset if the second one is true. Especially so seeing as how you comment on tons of stuff like this.

[@ekaj-fj3gk]

Anthropomorphic Panda

[@williamoconnell12]

I fucking lost it at holographic map I swear

[@breadman3220]

XD

[@saturn6458]

ExB

[@zerglingist]

Same man

[@saturn6458]

NAni??!

[@saturn6458]

Nah dude

[@IReallyCantSpell]

The stark contrast between the reality and the song actually made me tear up no cap. Like the whole song was comissioned by gendo as a nice lie to brain wash Shinji to get into the robot. (Not that he'd be nice enough to do that.)

[@theblueslimeboi]

Wait, he doesn't eat a donut?

[@kevin76165]

There’s NO WAY you cried to this bruh

[@KEYBLADE4BUY2]

I unironically want to see a 4kids adaptation of evangelion

[@umlautabuser2769]

Me too

[@NullSchmid]

What a shame that I spilled milk on my hand while visiting Asuka

[@henrytheanglerfish6290]

EETSHITUTUBANDGUGL it probably wouldn't happen. Ramiel is too sexy to be seen by kids. Their young minds can't comprehend such beauty

[@boilingoden7984]

i would love the scene from "friend of evangelion" where shane and alicia share gushers in the hospital and shane gets gusher juice all over his hands

[@noelle5592]

“Man, I sure do wish I could share these white cream donuts with you Asuka, I have to wash my hands, get well soon”

[@Naziroxx]

"HOLO...GRAPHIC MAP" that killed me.

[@willschannel_]

ikr

[@badime5543]

ye rite

[@DoktorAJ]

It near killed 8 million people.

[@yjaydenl]

Naziro holo-caust

[@65kasara]

6

[@haydencoleman6545]

Fun fact: This is basically the entire reason I watched Evangelion

[@abbycollins]

Let me guess, you haven't emotionally recovered?

[@shotgun_1337]

@@abbycollins i think he just don't know why whole world became covered in orange Fanta

[@jexami]

For me it was this masterpiece: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5e9pmSeraaEh5I and now i’m hooked on Eva memes

[@jjaa_joyjoyartist]

No better reason!

[@historicmystery691]

ME TOO!!

[@rattis]

Asuka is so vital to the team, one could say she is the final solution to the angel problem.

[@metaknight3116]

Asuka has to get rid of the je- I mean angels. Yeah…

[@UltraTitanZ]

Don’t eat a rice ball, eat a donut. 4kids would say that.

[@curtisharvey2330]

Man, these donuts are great! cream-filled are my favorite! They're really messy though. I should go wash my hands.

[@MeigsmerlinMeigsmerlin]

4kids DID say that In pokemon

[@rrlopez724]

I felt that

[@alanalves7649]

Why they are against Easter cosine?

[@newdimensionmagiccardtrick3131]

I have listened to this sarcastically so many times that my brain has been tricked into thinking it is genuinely a good jam.

[@johnmcswag5980]

tricked? think?!

[@SuperStarM64]

That's 4kids music for ya

[@Groypette]

The 4kids Yu Gi Oh opening was dope

[@dhc612]

Who says it isn't?

[@baraghy3627]

Mere exposure effect

[@PrimusProductions]

If 4Kids dubbed End of Evangelion: Shinji: This custard filled donut tastes great! I sure wish Asuka were awake to taste it. She prefers them over the jelly-filled ones. *Shinji takes too big a bite* Shinji: Oh bother, I spilled some on her, she's going to be really mad when she wakes up.

[@tiablue9106]

lol pretty sure they would just cut that part out

[@maikomarx]

XD

[@druffner]

OH GOD

[@themagicalfox6]

LOL xD

[@druffner]

Tia Blue in all honesty they would probably cut the entire movie

[@DoggySkywalker]

0:49 HOLY FUCK

[@BlueLucario98]

Just the fact that Asuka is German would make the 4Kids crew give her a bad accent “Shawn! (or Shinji for you “sub watchers”) You have to pilot ze robot! It’s the only vay ve can vin!”

[@promisnwekenta9703]

Shouldn't you say "Shinji!" (or Shawn for you "dub watchers")"? Who the hell watches this in dub?

[@bap6063]

Promis Nwekenta **nervous sweating**

[@niborproductions252]

Schnell Shawn!! Rein mit dir in den Roboter. Du bist der einzige der ihn Steuern kann!! WIR MÜSSEN DIE WELT RETTEN!!!

[@johnnickfanaccount3492]

Hell, replace Asuka's voice with Arnold Schwartzenegger

[@orangejuice3403]

@@johnnickfanaccount3492 I'd watch that

[@maikomarx]

I died at holographic map

[@maikomarx]

And I died again at donut

[@chanshaunleo2103]

Maico Monks same here😂😂

[@anon-kc1bk]

so did nerv

[@cruz5531]

I had to replay that part because I didn't expect it to say that I expected something else

[@gaeldm9474]

My grandmother too

[@NiHiL0098]

WE NEED TO GET PEOPLE TOGETHER AND MAKE AN ENTIRE 4KIDS STYLE DUB OF EVANGELION. WE NEED THE UTTER INSANITY.

[@andresamaya6187]

After all the insanity it was the actual serie... yes I'm in

[@Skalesthegoat]

I want the angels to speak and speak like swiper from Dora and every time they get killed you just hear Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[@TheWackiestDemon]

That would be fun

[@RaisinBrandFan]

Yes

[@alyssapassy8974]

Absolutely

[@jonathanclark2622]

This sounds very motivational for some reason.

[@gasjebasje99]

Shinji: My name is Shinji Ikari 4kids execs: Nice to meet you, Samuel Irving!

[@Mercury-Hiyou]

Ah yes, good old Sammy and his besties Annie Larson-Smith and Riley Ashton.

[@RyanEntnerMusic]

Let’s not forget: Mary-Sue Katz Rita Ackerman Gerald Irving Kenny Anderson Tommy Sussman Heather Hollis Mark Hughes May Ives Sheldon Auerbach Ryan Kaplan Nancy Ackerman Keith Lawrence

[@areallybadchannel2226]

I can imagine 4 kids accidentally airing this and scaring millions of children

[@saininj]

The aired the first 2 episodes on Toonami back in 2003 for a promo, and I can only imagine the kids who decided to look into it further and got scarred for life. 😂

[@areallybadchannel2226]

@@saininj oh my thats not gud

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

They utterly ran it through the shredder mind, but I can’t imagine why ADV would give them Evangelion of all things. I mean, they’ve dubbed other mecha anime that’s far less horrifying than Eva, why tf would you give them that

[@commandernemex3478]

@@saininj Gimme a link, I need to know if this is true

[@notafbiagent473]

Considering the fact they managed to get one piece via a a package deal without watching a single episode: if they stayed around for longer they might have gotten Evangelion and maybe even Higurashi or Clannad in the same way.

[@nzmiku39]

Father:Here your robot Shinji:Thanks dad, what it cost to get this robot? Father:Your mom

[@SG-hv8wj]

Lol

[@king_bowser593]

the bad thing this isn’t a joke

[@hothanhanho6656]

Lmao ?

[@randomslomo1875]

Ultimate your mom joke. Hands down

[@megajaredx9679]

That aint a joke tho. It really is

[@reeebvc]

the second they started singing "Get in The Robot"... that is EXACTLY what they'd do

[@eduardoktg8683]

Shinji's friend Rei knows how to bust a cap When she's not fighting aliens she's taking a nap Man i laughed so hard

[@SuprMikey64]

The second "how to bust a cap" in the background gets me everytime

[@wildcatfromhell2522]

I lose my shit in that part

[@doctoc1334]

Eduardo KTG Fuck I’m the 999th like

[@edwchristian123]

@@doctoc1334 lol I'm late

[@abbycollins]

I laughed so hard at the holographic map

[@TheMadGod]

“ Your dad loves you!! “ Yeah right..

[@somedude3395]

ITS A LIE, WATCH EVABRIDGED

[@somedude3395]

IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

[@SpeedTiberius]

I lost it at that part.

[@uno3542]

More like doesn’t know how to love

[@FFKonoko]

@@uno3542 he loves yui.

[@CharlestonReviews]

*sees thumbnail* Oh god he didn't. *watches video* He absolutely did.

[@internetual7350]

I'm scared that I might unironically like this more then the original opening...

[@JustinY.]

This should be the official opening for every Evangelion abridged series

[@staudinga]

You again!

[@zenofurude8207]

Found you.

[@bluesmoke698]

TRUE

[@geekinc3293]

I'm not even suprised to find you here.

[@yu5016]

don't care

[@mello7535]

Germany HER COUNTRY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HOLO-graphic map WOW

[@JackOfen]

Donny Mello And Computers and Cars and Jet engines

[@factionalhitman]

I died on that part

[@matheuspinheiro4796]

Holografic Map

[@blaire3081]

Donny Mello *DIES*

[@kachikochi7284]

H O L O C A U S T U U U U U

[@genericfencer]

fake, there's still a trace of japanese in the beginning

[@switchman368]

@GabeTheBeafy i think he being sarcastic

[@cy5434]

@GabeTheBeafy I think it's most likely sarcastic

[@bozza1247]

its not japanese its the alien

[@eeveethejedi]

guys it’s a joke

[@bajszosjozsef4850]

@GabeTheBeafy wooosh

[@tiaaaron3278]

No way, 4Kids would rename everyone to the most generic American names possible.

[@saltystick_99]

Ah yes, the main character; Shawn Irwin, son of renowned scientist, Garry Irwin. Together, he, Rachael, and Ashley take down the alien menaces with these robots. Unfortunately, Shane's mom, Chelsea Irwin, stole the prototype and ran away forever.

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@saltystick_99 Shawn Irwin has to be raised by Melissa Kennedy and they become mother/son. Melissa has a healthy relationship with her boyfriend Conner Clarkson.

[@JustinY.]

I wouldn't even be mad if this was played as the opening for the North American release of EVA.

[@Izghawa]

Ok

[@lawrence2610]

Just Some Guy With A Long Hairstyle ...

[@justiny.2166]

jello twin

[@TaeSunWoo]

I’m curious, how does one apply to your group of commenter friends? I average 1.5K likes a comment👀

[@noaha6720]

Lol

[@EigengrauMonitor]

"Don't eat a riceball, EAT A DONUT!" oh boy-

[@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710]

Don't eat a jelly filled donut, eat a donut

[@irregular_breadstick]

Don't eat a donut, eat a donut

[@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710]

@@irregular_breadstick nothing beats a jelly filled donut

[@SiNKarnage]

I got that reference

[@umcaraaleatorioeggs3339]

KAKYOIIN

[@moved9418]

Knowing how 4kids accidentally bought One Peice without doing any research this could've happened. Thankfully 4kids went bankrupt.

[@KnotPhound]

I think it was more of a decision of Toei to give the license to 4kids.

[@JettPistol]

There's a Chilean One Piece youtuber who did his research and made an entire documentary about it. The true villain who gave up the rights in a package was an executive of Fuji TV. Trust me, neither Toei nor 4kIds are to blame for the messy One Piece adaptation.

[@stupidcommentmaker]

Japan didn’t and still doesnt know too much about the American market so during the 2000’s and especially in the 90’s they’d give the liscense to translate anime to pretty much any company who asked.

[@emeraldwolf3494]

They still got Yu-Gi-Oh though, I would love to see Yugioh get a faithful dub though, or in Zexal’s case, actually distribute the sub. Too bad Funimation almost did with Johnny Yong Bosch as Yuma, but it never happened

[@Matthew-bm7xh]

@@emeraldwolf3494 vrains was close enough outside of names and ost It should be pretty difficult to fuck sevens up They just need to allow the whole robot dictatorship thing

[@Deedo_67]

Someone spent a lot of time to make this, proving that geniuses can come from any where and make anything.

[@duwang3195]

1:08 I love seeing "Your dad loves you" over Absolute Terror Field

[@astro_karbowski]

The symbology is amazing isn’t it

[@iantaakalla8180]

The funniest part is that Gendo actually does care about Shinji, and that is justification enough for Gendo to send Shinji away as if he was always putting up an AT Field. This would not be nonsense or even random symbolism.

[@TehSkullKid]

Before I knew what Evangelion was about back when I was like 10 and didn't watch much anime, I saw this video and didn't get the irony and thought this was an actual synopsis of the show's premise.

[@noahc344]

Well it basically is am I right

[@KariIzumi1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rexodiak]

So you're around 14? Some people way older still don't understand anything about what the show is about thanks to the ending

[@pokemonfoodreviews681]

@@Rexodiak , How do you know that he watched the video when it came out? What if he was ten 2 years ago?

[@pokemonfoodreviews681]

me too!

[@minisoul01]

"During the 3rd Impact" Shinji: Why is everyone becoming orange juice?

[@boony7440]

Hirohiko Araki and instead of choking Asuka, shinji feeds her donuts

[@makyrgamyng9424]

Oh no, everyone spilled their Fanta! Guess I can't let them go to waste! *slurps the rest of humanity*

[@Blu_Moon_VA]

Congratulations! You cleaned up all the Fanta!

[@two67gh]

Oh no, I can't escape this oj and I'm milk gang...

[@michaelpalmer5351]

Who looooves Orange Soda? Shinji looves Orange Soda. Is it truuuue? I do, I do, I dooo-ooooo.

[@ordinarynoob.]

Gendo ikari is such a good dad for getting shinji a robo mom as his birthday gift

[@nighttwister0629]

which one

[@TheRamblemanWhoSings]

Top ten anime dubs no body wanted but desperately needed

[@ischeele7203]

It's the dub that fans deserve, but not the one they need right now.

[@xensakura595]

"your friends and family love you" Press x to doubt

[@amosp9411]

X

[@zenithd.8781]

x

[@whatthefurry5370]

*presses x multiple times*

[@UNITED_STATES_OF_AMERICA_629]

X

[@crispyhundos]

"Don't eat a rice ball, EAT A DONUT" Underrated line 😭

[@thatonecanadianguy6523]

I couldn't tell if this was meant to be a reference to Brock from Pokemon or not lol

[@Detoox21]

​@@thatonecanadianguy6523 it probably is, that shit's way too funny not to reference

[@Saratheartist]

Fr

[@fatyoshi1456]

good old jelly filled donuts

[@riton349]

> Getting sued by a multi-billion company > Releases a diss track The balls of this man

[@00TeleportedBread00]

"The cockpit's too small for a grown-up!" Golden.

[@pennyelizabeth3466]

I physically and mentally cannot stop listening to this

[@Drewblue2841]

Same

[@callmej.j.please8802]

I can feel your pain

[@krysle3337]

It's addictively goo-ET IN THE ROBOT YOUR FRIENDS LOVE YOU GET IN THE ROBOT

[@Kaedevirus]

IT'S TOO GOOD! WHY?!

[@rwbyaminonewschannel5915]

Penny Elizabeth because it's cancer

[@dirkstrider657]

Unrealistic. They would never keep their regular names. They need AMERICAN names. Shinji Ikari? Who?? Sean Turner. Rei Ayanami? No... Rachel Adams. Asuka langlry Soryu? Guess again. Avery Larson Smith.

[@scusachannel1682]

Avery Larson Smith, from Germany

[@ryanrobinson4287]

these will be used in the live action netflix adaptation

[@White_Recluse]

Dirk Strider Didn’t 4kids dub Yugioh and they kept their original names?

[@LaurenCooper-dr1wt]

⁠@@scusachannel1682Ashley Larson smith

[@Akira-u1u]

0:30 That’s not New Orleans, that’s Detroit! 😂

[@jeremiahtaylor5958]

"with out Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost her country is responsible for the holo...graphic map " XD I CANT BREATH

[@aizunaizu6755]

I thought it was gonna say holocaust

[@calebvonmeding7757]

That's the joke.

[@matthewfoley7872]

4Kids End of Evangelion Dub Narrator: Meanwhile Shinji was having a lunch break while waiting for Asuka to wake from her comma. Shinji: Aww man... I thought I told dad to NOT give me a sandwich with extra mayonnaise! Now I gotta wash all this mayonnaise off my hand.

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

Matthew Foley What the fudge.

[@the_emp_experience8267]

AHAHAHAHAHA THIS KILLED ME HOLY SHIT

[@adellebaker1673]

I love and hate you for this comment

[@aizunaizu6755]

Is that actually a thing that happened?

[@adellebaker1673]

@@aizunaizu6755 yeah shinji jacked off over asukas body

[@FloatingSpaceKitten]

"Your dad loves you!" lol

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

Even Pen-Pen knows that’s bullshit.

[@Yo-dz2ss]

I love how this video was made the year the series is actually set in

[@evaunitgibbler407]

*the hospital scene* Asuka, get up we gotta go fight some aliens. Asuka come on Asu- Oops! Got some cream on my hand!

[@DinoDays703]

Yogurt*

[@krysle3337]

"Hey Shinji what the fuck happened to Asuka?" "Well I was visiting her while snacking on vanilla ice cream and some of it probably fell on her chest"

[@WhipMemes]

Help me, Asuka! _(Knocks over milk carton)_ *Oops, what a mess! Better clean this up.*

[@enderking1525]

Shinji: "Hey Asuka, are you up yet? I brought you some ice cream" *looks at hand* "oh, it melted"

[@mrber0546]

How disgusting... You didn't wash your hands after eating ice cream

[@BaoZakeruga]

LMAO I was NOT ready when the rapping kicked in

[@aayushshrivastava7011]

Nobody was ready man...

[@aizunaizu6755]

It's kinda their thing... Damn One Piece rap

[@tokkuso]

*her country is responsible for the holo* ***youtube bot becomes angry*** *graphic map* ***happy robot noises***

[@candlelighter1588]

More like *happy Yui noises*

[@hhaking9656]

You have proof she isn't from where Prussia use to be

[@Barnooo]

Nice save right there

[@athe5217]

That made me laugh so much. It was perfect

[@SUPREMEMASTER1]

that part killed me

[@madao1735]

of course the part around 0:45 is the most replayed lmfao

[@grandevinicius2927]

How can you see that statistic? Oh nvm

[@Wombon]

lmao

[@StarLuson]

Her country is responsible for the holo..GRAPHIC MAP xDDDDD

[@TopDogMemes]

my father is blond and left me what a coincidence hm

[@endlel]

“Her country is responsible for the holo-“ “Graphic Map!”

[@robo-rex0239]

Best part

[@Aadhitiya_Murali]

@@rnold3334 i mean what's the difference?

[@bmag09_65]

Arnold Medalle Thats the joke

[@evillaust5839]

Ya

[@benjamincastro7091]

I'm fuckin crylaughing

[@locusarete3499]

I would kill for a 4kids dub of this show.

[@punkblooky9955]

Rei killed everyone and she didn't even get it

[@capriciouslytumultuous4259]

Why do you wish for death?

[@locusarete3499]

@@capriciouslytumultuous4259 It's the only way out.

[@Delta21OnYT]

"Let's get this party on! And kick alien butt in your EVANGELION!!" is raw as hell