Nerd³ 101 - Cook, Serve, Delicious!

[@prutata]

"Don't drink beer kids, unless you want to" -Daniel Hardcastle 2014

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

"The perfect roll model." Me- 2015.

[@benjamincolligan]

+David Warburton (DavePlays) role*

[@noble3696]

+Ben Colligan No he means ROLL

[@Broken_Link_]

Creamy___goodnes • "I'm watching in 2017"-snaz'n gamer 2017

[@Nomodoesmc]

Nercubed: Im bored give me something to do! *A few seconds pass and rush hour begins* Nerdcubed: There is so much shit to do!!!

[@macgyver42563]

Legit any restaurant at separate hours of the day. 9:30 am: God, I wish I had something to do! 11:55 am: OMG!!!! WHERE DID ALL OF THESE PEOPLE COME FROM!?!?!? F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK!!!! WE NEED EVERYTHING OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! And so on.

[@wolfhound-csgomore523]

14:18 captions on, "Safety inspection, not done, boobs out make over a hundred dollars"

[@crystalnep4908]

I mean, it's not like it ain't true

[@turn3ed611]

gotta love the subs (cc) at 0:02 Hello pack rats donators!

[@Dizzynoodlegamer]

"Food, Nom, good." So true

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

“Meat!” *Violently slaps lettuce on it instead*

[@jakethesnake95]

I would have thought a "plan-cake" was a cake with a blueprint drawn on it in icing.

[@epsilonshard7575]

Same

[@L-92761]

Jacob iii

[@silentassault9613]

Can we... make this a thing?

[@stanced3277]

Maybe you get like half-way through and realize you don't have all the ingredients, so it's named after the sheer lack of a plan.

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

Engie's birthday cake

[@Slash27015]

Next video: trash panic jesus i didn't think dan's cooking was THAT bad xD

[@gamaron]

Toool Gold.

[@shatteredreality_513]

The "P for Sprinkles" pun made me laugh so hard I slammed my desk! The timing was perfect.

[@realscapegoat592]

i love when he finds a game and is like "this probably wont be good" and then hes like "oh shit this is actually quite fun"

[@poohssmartbrother1146]

I know exactly where I was the day this came out. College Cafeteria, and its a buffet. I ate so much.

[@TeamBevontation]

Anyone else going back through his old videos just to hear "hello procrastinators?"

[@extr3medeathz710]

yeah

[@colorado1164]

+TeamBevontation yah...

[@cajhonson44]

+TeamBevontation what is a "procrastinators"?

[@imbeterthnmax7294]

+juaco Carraro It's someone who is wasting their time and puts things off

[@cajhonson44]

:T hum... thank you

[@Halfrican]

I come back to this video a lot...

[@tornado0910_]

My tip for you people: NEVER DRINK ANYTHING WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO!!!! Hint: your drink will learn to fly.

[@Gamajamas]

'Delicate Flambambos of Chocolate' is an underrated Nerd3 quote

[@crittermoded]

Oh my god, Dan sounds drunk in every single video if you put it at half speed. It gives him a sort of slur that makes things sound five times as funny, like: "It's fruit flavored. What fruit does that taste like? All of them at once, possibly" "You've gotta be sensitive around the isometrics..." "That's muscle memory that one..."

[@Amainville93]

Thanks for pointing that out; now I'm dying of laughter.

[@link_fd1729]

How do you change the speed of a video

[@link_fd1729]

+Carter Warrior (link_fd) on mobile

[@thegoldendarsh2179]

Almost everyone does, nothing really new

[@aya4861]

so true.

[@AGamingFreak-js3gf]

Ah, remember when Dan's computer sounded like a vacuum?

[@catcat8539]

'I'm currently building a game where you hit all the keys on the keyboard! It'll come out in 20*unintelligible*"

"Who needs instructions! I fuck up everything anyway!" ;-)

[@420316777666]

Cook serve GIANT TOILET

[@jr.jackrabbit10]

I refuse to believe that this video was made 2 years ago.

[@jr.jackrabbit10]

*3 years ago*

[@guishark09]

+Jr. Jackrabbit ...2 years.

[@grape311]

Jesus Christ. I remember when this came out!

[@StrydarXtheXGrim]

+HundredthCape5 I remember when this was all fields

[@grape311]

I do to

[@themoonwithabrain8513]

i remember when this came out i'm getting old

[@delta6244]

I remember when Kenneth Kennethson was a thing.

[@muffincrumbss]

+Charles Preston I remember the giant floating turtle

[@delta6244]

Ahhh, Good ol' memories.

[@predatorking1017]

How ya feeling now?

[@animedudevid]

Hey Nerd you do know there are some people like me that work nightshift. If I go buy a beer after work in the morning I get those dirty looks all the time.

[@deadchannel98275dhyu]

Grape, ice, DOOM. (*world explodes*)

[@7llininthedream]

The nostalgia from this video my god

[@speedbird227]

I want a tee shirt with all of the NerdCubed quotes. FLUSH THE TOILET!

[@TheCaboose568]

Cola doesn't have the same flavor. Coke tastes like vanilla and raisins, pepsi tastes like citrust, Sams/RC cola tastes like chemicals, and generic off brand stuff varies from plasticy chemicals to acidic sharpness. I have a problem with cola.

[@scsswyatt]

HOW DARE YOU GROUP RC COLA IN THE SAME GROUP AS SAM'S COLA! RC cola is actually way better than Sam's cola.

[@TheCaboose568]

samocamo123 True, but I group them together because they both have a very chemical taste compared to coke/pepsi's.

[@vwem1237]

This was 7 years ago? What????

[@joshuabueng4224]

I quite literally threw up in my mouth when I heard him say, "I want a large diet!"

[@lachlancook6718]

"Thats like one arriba"

[@landofthedead09]

still waiting for this to be a complete series

[@thederpymuffingamer644]

I wish the grapes would cheer up. They keep on WINE-ing

[@zaxtonhong3958]

TheDerpyMuffinGamer That's why the grape depression happened

[@opheliamillward]

oh my gosh this game has nostalgia all over it

[@jubilantsleep]

Plancakes sound kinda tasty.

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

Wut.

[@F4FireAndSecurity]

woop. I am not the only one that thinks plancakes sound tasty

[@Ignonym]

Cakes made of plans? . . . I just imagined a cake made out of architectural blueprints. It'd probably be a bit tough.

[@F4FireAndSecurity]

no

[@F4FireAndSecurity]

thats not it jon. it is just dough

[@naomiwalton9396]

Nerdcubed completes? Also, those slapping ice cream noises are super satisfying.

[@quantumlolliepop5472]

"onion death star" It's a banana foster, Dan.

[@usec4632]

"How do I toilet"-Dan 2014

[@Uniqetz]

A plan-cakes is a cake with a blueprint of a cake on the cake. CAKE! GIMME CAKE!!!

[@djtoomuch230]

Eating an ice cream sandwich while watching Nerd³. Best. Morning. Ever.

[@RevoltLarzWolfblade]

13:12 Niko Bellic? Is that you?

[@saintanders139]

This is my favorite video from him

[@saintanders139]

I do

[@saintanders139]

Same I love this video!!!

[@saintanders139]

Facts this video is great

[@saintanders139]

Yeah I enjoy this one too!

[@saintanders139]

Possibly his best video!

[@Mousetrap1740]

Going back through his old videos while he's on break. He sounded like he was in a colossal hurry during this one

[@ferretguy2457]

"If you're hungry, pause this n' go eat." *Slowly putting down Frosty*

[@callumcarter9697]

"Don't drink and jive"- Daniel Hardcastle 2015

[@giedriussiaulys195]

+Callum Carter Yeah....... 2015..........

[@temporarysam5657]

Plancakes is a cake with a plan written or drawn on it.

[@nicoscience]

I also star my day with a yogurt based artichoke supplement

[@Mr.Korzack]

Thoroughly agreed - Mad fun, does keep itself fresh through menu rot and upgrades, I'm just glad it only uses letter else this would be a better typing tutorial than Typing of the Dead, and Oddly satisfying to boot... How, I Dunno

[@Ward1706]

As someone who currently works in the food industry, I can confirm this is pretty much what it's like.

[@akinhakintayo01]

A plancake is when you make a plan of how to make a cake

[@sherbetttt]

I remember watching this back when I was 9 holy shit

[@calebbailey6557]

0:53 My life story

[@katieellis863]

Dan, what you described as your secret recipe isn't a tortilla lasagne, it's an enchilada... :D

[@xkinsey3831]

Plancake= peach flavoured flan in a cake

[@gferrol118]

Buzz is more important in this than a vibrator

[@bandan83]

The customers look happy

[@Naadlie]

This game used to be called "Ore No Ryomi 2" and it preceded Cooking Mama by quite a few years.

[@aaronsterling4584]

tea and ice?

[@gamaron]

"Don't drink and jive." k then

[@RoiAleTea]

Hey I drink my beer at 9-10am but that's the end of my day not the start

[@astrobia94]

Those are some impressive reflexes...

[@Lynzer371]

I love this video lol. I've probably seen this like 8 times

[@sciencezero1191]

Baked Potatoes = Hell just saying

[@thekidsatno80]

+The lost super soilder64 guido not believe you. show me a video of you trying to make one in the game.

[@sciencezero1191]

***** I know, it took so long to beat the game because of them, but if you have patience and have no sense of anger you can beat this game.

[@nuttlessstallion]

This will be number 1

[@FoodieTheFox]

My dad actually bought me this a few days ago! It's amazing!! I love it!

[@Burritobib]

18:00 I do

[@dulce393]

Plan cake is when you plan a cake but it goes to shit and you just eat what you have

[@tiamta]

I'm watching this over lunch

[@frankiespencer2561]

I eat ice cream when it rains

[@TheRedneckRoman16]

"Pass the safety inspection, not done. Boobs." ~Closed Captioning of what Dan said according to KZbin.

[@SquishyMissyMinecraft-SMM]

Happy plancake day everyone!

[@altairibn-laahad4148]

Daniel, We don't have mo fucking graoe juice in our restaurants. It's grape soda.

[@computethis1533]

I thought it was called “cook starve delicious” not “cook serve delicious”

[@Entity-of-Justice]

Who walks into a restaurant, orders wine, then leaves?

[@marcinsobota14]

The citizens of Business Democracy York.

[@Zach-ve5ii]

nerdcubes restaurant motto is "By the time you end I'v thrown the thing at you... OH GOD unless you want a bloody lasagne you bustards!"

[@McHeisenburger]

Great. Now I'm hungry.

[@maxbrooks537]

dan said "FOOOD NOM GOOD" The fu....

[@JudgeBane]

Never really got a taste for alcohol, so I agree with you saying wine tastes like a grape committed suicide near it.

[@StrydarXtheXGrim]

Old wine is good wine

[@michael6119]

dan wil you play cook serve delicious 2

[@commiekangaroo-551]

Windex it's out now

[@aliakeel]

CommieKangaroo - yea

[@dylandreisbach1986]

Grape soda tastes like medicine.

[@saintanders139]

Dylan Dreisbach dummy

[@AlexaAXAG]

now a 3rd game has been announced

[@Tarou06]

75 beers Why did I do this 4 years later

[@partyplatterz1470]

How do I toilet --- nerdqubed 2015

[@partyplatterz1470]

sorry touchy subject

[@jimobthyo4398]

you needed to sell 75 beers to make your money back when you got the upgrade...

[@werlittlekings]

He should do a nerdcubed completes with this. It is long

[@GeniusLad32]

Just watch the yogscast nilesy series

[@Cdecker2018]

21:34 and 25:46 never fail to make me laugh

[@reesemcgeese824]

fucking dePRESSED grapes dan why.

[@crackedemerald4930]

waaaaait a time unit, DAN IS MAKING A GAME?!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

[@TheDoomlord7]

All that undercooked food

[@pemgeg3100]

Cloa is cocaine flavor DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[@pemgeg3100]

im serious, it used to be made out of cocaine.

[@jrugger1521]

***** It really was

[@gusberne5784]

im from the future he is talking about systems nominal

[@drakep.5857]

Since you don't know grape juice tastes like doom 3, or is like beer/wine for children.

[@mhardie100]

I'm eating now

[@extr3medeathz710]

I had a plan cake... I vomited everywhere. ..............................................................................................................................,......... ...... THANKS DAN!

[@Cheerybelle]

Protip for everyone else. Don't eat uncooked dough that contains eggs. Also, don't eat uncooked dough containing anything inedible raw.

[@doodledaisyisme]

Dan, I love you!!!

[@kylemeyer5971]

15:50 ummmmm don’t know what to say about that one

[@dulce393]

8:10 she did

[@GeorgeMonet]

"Grape juice is a big thing in America. But it's one of those things that just never made it over here [England]. Like religion." Except that religion came from England to America and England was the start of the Protestant religion and the site of a lot of religious violence when the Protestants and Catholics decided they simply could not get along.

[@personalized_chaos5890]

By the time you finish this game you will have broken your keyboard

[@nickthelad5947]

+Mohammad Ashanti Or your hand

[@gothicanimegirl44]

I have finished the game and can tell you that yes this does happen

[@monolithsyndrome]

I just had my ham bread breakfast...