Nerd³ Plays... Octodad: Dadliest Catch

[@menburst5863]

"THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF GETTING MARRIED??" *gets married two years later*

[@DZ-1987]

Irony. So Ironic that you can make steel with it.

[@calebbailey6557]

I guess he found the point of it.

[@patryckfitch6612]

Best line of the whole video: "KELP IS NOT A USEFUL THING TO GRAB YOU OTTER-HEADED OCTOPUS BASTARD!"

[@victoriafoster4490]

"Woah, you can do that?! Then what's the point of getting married?!" Poor Rebecca :p

[@richardgudaitis8945]

do you think that the wedding sequence is how their wedding went

[@commenturthegreat2915]

@@richardgudaitis8945 definitely

[@gferrol118]

"A cake that size is the only reason people do weddings" or if you're Dan or Rebecca, you get a donut tower instead

[@rebellionanduncomfortables3451]

gferrol118 Ha

[@nug219]

Came back to relive some old memories don't regret it

[@rekkitup2259]

Same man, time passes by so quickly.....

[@YeloFelo]

20:16 Okay... I've made it through the hole... let's carefully... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NerdCubed out of context.

[@clawcakes]

20:16... 2016?

[@yamallamadingdong6183]

lmao

[@gavart4509]

YeloFelo It's funny because it's 2016

[@shindinder]

uuuuh get out of the 16s

[@joshuascott2864]

"Oh god, I'm being molested by a table. Help!" -Nerd³, 2014 The ALT code for the superscript 3 is ALT+0179

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

+Joshua Scott³

[@TheSniper9752]

+ScienceDiscoverer Teggaf a era uoy.

[@ValStartaker]

+TheSniper9752 Ton ma I on

[@clawcakes]

It didn't work... YOU LIED

[@joshuascott2864]

Do you have a numpad? If not, I can't help you.

[@esthergennn]

Why is this game called Octodad? He just looks like a regular dad to me

[@a.nonymous5004]

It's because of his multitasking skills

[@pokemonfannursejoy3728]

A. Nonymous its a regular dad :/

[@sino4731]

Jeff Jones xD

[@shindinder]

XD

[@shadowstrider8295]

Jeff Jones yeah

[@whilwheatonIII]

i can imagine him doing all those things in real life

[@Theminerbrine]

Getting married just for cake

[@alikachesemorewalling8464]

"I'm not a tank repairman" you're right, you would never make it into the army.

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

+Alika ChesemoreWalling we he would do great on submarines ;)

[@UltraBobGaming]

nah royal air force ya know how good he is at flying

[@pancakeceiling6635]

HA!!!

[@gghuddy6476]

Alika ChesemoreWalling is

[@SuzanneHomemaker]

"And flap, ouoo"

[@ChanceTheCheetah]

Comedian+comedy game = lol every 5 seconds

[@Mostly_Childish]

TurtleLuigi As long as it's not pewdiepie and goat "sim". Though that's just an opinion.

[@sokolgaming7597]

Jack NO! That's just an opinion, a game opinion. :3

[@Mostly_Childish]

cqcrtdoesgaming :3

[@minecraftlover0192]

+cqcrtdoesgaming THANKS FOR WATCHING! :P

[@albertogregory9678]

oh holy Cthulhu not mat pat 2.0

[@Cobloboblow]

Wow it’s been almost 10 years… I was 10 when I watched this and I fell in love with nerd and all his content now I came back to check him out I didn’t expect a nostalgia attack thanks for making my childhood much more fun nerd 😌

[@Saltail]

For the past 4 years I've watched this far too many times and just now I finally got the segway joke at 9:10

[@monkeydoespride]

I am ashamed to admit the same.

[@Connor-cy8ys]

9:40 I would be scared shitless if a walking talking Octopus came and sat in my cart.

[@GamersHolyArmy]

It was a normal dad, that's racist.

[@ebolaegg3183]

+Alex Constantine But if you look closely, he had an extra hair on his beautifully trimmed moustache, so he can't be a normal dad, he was the best dad.

[@Connor-cy8ys]

True

[@ashleyhamilton9084]

"Sorry didn't mean to group you, just trying to lean like Michael Jackson." -Nerd3

[@toastgirl15]

18:17 Dan turned into his dad XD

[@exhaustednerd1522]

April Verian I know, right

[@innerbeauty1212]

ONWARDS WENCH THAT A WAY

[@srsr60]

i've watched this video like 16 times it NEVER stops being funny!

[@Andrew-vl2ho]

I'm gonna die... Help. I CAN"T BREATHE FROM LAUGHINGGGG

[@Flabulo]

"Things can't swim without legs" Nerd³

[@themoonwithabrain8513]

fish secretly have legs

[@doubleshotlarry8855]

Legs secretly have fish.

[@Herrscher-of-Autism]

@@doubleshotlarry8855 "LADDERS CAN CLIMB BUGS!"

[@TheSpacemannspiff]

"Stop touching things your essentially Mr. Bean"

[@somegopnikwithaphone752]

the old videos are my fovorite

[@comicalcore6225]

"oh fire, AH FIRE" Daniel Hardcastle 2014

[@YT_FOURMAR]

Re-watching this after also re-watching Dan's Hell video on Goat Simulator, was looking for a reason to justify games as a medium for emotion as well as pure gaming, found it.

[@_acrazycanadian_3945]

NerdCubed: *Enters dining room "Don't...break...anything" *one low budget mission impossible sequence later... "AHHH GOD I'M BEING MOLESTED BY A TABLE HELP"

[@doctorofsarcasm1324]

"Pixar Jack Whitehall" ... ... That's actually pretty accurate, not going to lie.

[@erinkerridge2394]

Dan: Don’t. Break. Anything. Also Dan: *HELP* *I’M* *BEING* *MOLESTED* *BY* *A* *TABLE*

[@greenbeantm1096]

Did I watch this video roughly a week ago? Yes, yes I did…

[@originalcontentcreator.4839]

"Shut the refrigerator, thats opening the freezer. Sht the refrigerator, thats opening the freezer." omg 😂😂😂

[@thehomiewill2308]

This was listed as music

[@finnstewart4747]

the subtitles at the start... "hello back cracks donators"

[@WinterDutchie]

FinnStewart i got “Hallo / crass donators”

[@iaminyourwalls107]

literally Monty Python summed up in 20 minutes

[@fatmanrolls2470]

Dan quote of the year "this thing could kill children bring me my children

[@zurnan1953]

I'm a level 98 kelp wizard.

[@SunburntRock89]

12:42 "Please wait for an assistant"

[@darkwhitechocolate8227]

1:50 he was so concerned for his foot XD

[@kvg5829]

Octodad is that one kid in school that’s good at anything

[@DorkJedi96]

"Oh fire!" Immediately steps into and gets burnt by fire "AH FIRE!"

[@gferrol118]

Dan didn't actually have a cake at his wedding. Instead he had a massive tower of donuts

[@Borgmatha1027]

"That Totalbiscuit joke aged well" RIP.

[@robertburbank3202]

Watching a NerdCubed vid late at night. _soo... tired... _*_must sleep_*

[@moved9134]

"gervason's" thats the most ricky gervais thing i've heard all day

[@johnjohnson392]

Nerd3:Video games are strange. Me:Yeah, no kidding. Mario eats mushrooms to grow twice as big.

[@donotreplyabandondchannelh6519]

''but this was octiopied'

[@semjohnson1752]

That one, SUCKED

[@semjohnson1752]

You think you're so TENTAcool with your jokes

[@ashleyhamilton9084]

at 13:30 my video started buffering so it seemed like an awkward silence happened,... I almost fell out of my chair laughing

[@xMarilliex]

Same thing for the other videi that just Dan made.

[@Motoking97]

Whenever I need a good laugh I watch this video.

[@donotreplyabandondchannelh6519]

THE SPINING KELP BALL OF DEATH

[@equabledust1440]

I was eating ceareal while watching video and my phone almost fell in milk

[@AtlNemesis]

same

[@jimmy_5200]

3:28 nice monty python reference

[@thepolishastronaut7940]

i died at him beating a table with a chair

[@UNgodly47]

5:11 Who knew that in 2 years time that would be him

[@dannydickson14]

This is real good I wish there was more

[@mag_vii]

How is this video almost 10 years old

[@rainbowdash9433]

Octopied: IDK why I clapped but I did. Eight times is not weird, right? Eight little claps.

[@thewackeygamer6051]

can you imagin someone walking in on dan playing this game

[@laurensmith9991]

Ooh, fire! Ah! Fire!

[@LowEndPCGamer100]

lol when he was near the book i was thinking he was gonna sign his name in the necronomicon and then we see cthulu

[@connorrichardson5059]

this is the frist ever vid i wached beafore i knew him (dan) good vid keep it up :)

[@0xs]

20:17 "Lets carefully, FUCK FUCK FUCK"

[@fallthefox699]

omg tjat udderly joke was so funny my heart started hurting

[@pennyrook4383]

ONWARDS WENCH!!! 😂

[@penelopenorwood7270]

I love how hitting someone is suspicious, but Michael Jackson leaning in someone's trolley and screaming "Onwards wench! That'a'way!" isn't. Hmm. Priorities.

[@drgonzophd8228]

Sign the I bitcon abazog - Nerdcubed for president 2016

[@calebbailey6557]

6:12 Ooh fire AAH FIRE

[@Para1122]

15:26 Sounds like a CSGO game...

[@bstewart8891]

"we dont need this many balls"- dan 2014

[@The.Reilly]

I went to the rock bottom of my liked videos and found this. I'm glad I did.

[@Cam55597]

This video made me laugh so hard I feel too the floor

[@Orthestral]

Oooo, fire! AH! FIRE!

[@probablyabadyoutubename2827]

Very informative description Dan...

[@TisDoppel]

I drank so much milk, I think I'm UDDERLY in love Me: I take offence to that (look at my name)

[@WinterDutchie]

Your name is YourPlagueDoctorr

[@RobPattinsonFan4Life]

I've never laughed so hard!!! :'D

[@boahneelassmal]

from 5:46 onwards is everyone who's drunk and high

[@DavidNightjet]

If you pause the video at 11:46, you can see the Banana Tie.

[@wuzacat9679]

Great puns all day everyday

[@drivingcat6901]

Listen to 14:58 with your eyes closed

[@Tulanir1]

This is the video on this channel closest to 1 000 000!

[@RobloxianUploader]

...there's a video with over 5,000,000 views

[@RobloxianUploader]

*shrug*

[@thefallenrift1705]

Almost 10 years old of a video. I was 11 when this came out wahatttt

[@thefallenrift1705]

Coming back to check this out

[@epender]

Basicly no-one notices he is an octopus.

[@robertalexander6367]

you need to complete this

[@pylewastaken]

(Kid) were do baby's come from? (Octodad) we have 1 more squid arm thing leg whatever it's much different and we put it inside... (Heavily breaths) you will understand when ur older

[@zombielego6]

theres also vlambeer oats vlambeer made nuclear throne super create box and gun godz and other games

[@gavart4509]

11:56 exactly

[@albertogregory9678]

Octodad fell down BUT IT REFUSED

[@You-nd5qs]

Are they going to have to cover up the total biscuit reference now?

[@declanobradovic6276]

7:21 7:39 12:56

[@Deadly_Laser]

...but...there are sea snakes...

[@derpyfoxnoobyfox6812]

9:27 Derpy

[@beenplayingtafor15years55]

This is a classic 😂😂

[@scuffedraccoon3610]

Fax

[@imbadatnamingthings7020]

6 years...

[@deletedchannel7626]

I love green apples

[@BiomeYTube]

“Now lets carefully FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK” that sounds so wrong

[@spyfreakm1]

"im like 50 abazors" did they just make a cr1tikal reference?

[@Lpollard9]

I laughed so much I got a stitch

[@LtViper]

i remember playing this at a frys electronics store, CONFUSING AS FUCK!

[@B_Skizzle]

See, this is how you do a comedy game, unlike that shitty Goat Simulator.

[@shindinder]

according to SCIENCE that boy should be a squid!

[@shindinder]

unless they were adopted

[@Joshua-vj6xf]

YAY DANS ON THE PS4 SIDE YAY 4:11

[@thebullshark3263]

I died at the "Americas military tactics

[@user-zf3fc9tn5k]

Octodad: Dadliest Catch - Game of The Year 2014.