Nerd³ Hates... Godus Wars

[@IICubeII]

*Nerd:* Hey, excuse me! This chicken is cold, it's not even cooked. *Waiter:* I see, sorry sir, just a moment......... Here you are sir. *Nerd:* Uh... this chicken is on fire... that isn't much better. *Waiter:* Oh? Well perhaps you'd like to pay a small fee to use our fire extinguisher?

[@rez774]

1000% accurate.

[@lenni1964]

THIS DLC IS FUCKING RAW!

[@Ward1706]

No, I'd rather your restaurant burns down.

[@commenturthegreat2915]

* pays * Alright here's your single drop of water

[@lurn2minecraft]

I believe the correct order of fooling is "Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you? Fool me three times though, you're officially that guy."

[@AwesomePhantomPig]

+Half Jump I AIIIIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!

[@amadav4889]

this would put a tear in old Ronald Ragen's eye

[@_untitld7174]

+AwesomePhantomPig no one is getting the nightshade jantran referencial

[@doms6907]

+astronomicalalec I did...jontron is life

[@bishop8958]

four?

[@MrBawa480]

Dan just sounds so fucking defeated in this one

[@jesustheangryatheist]

He's seeing what's likely one of his childhood heroes just pump out shit and fuck everyone over, can't really blame him

[@chickendelight1316]

+jesustheangryatheist I'd probably feel the same if the original creators of Banjo Kazooie/Tooie started pumping out shitty fuck ups called "games". Oh, wait.

[@MyNameCybr]

You should see his grass simulator video..

[@VoxinVivo]

+Chicken Delight131 if you're referring to nuts and bolts, it's not a bad game, just not what was promised.

[@chickendelight1316]

UniversalGamer No I'm talking about how Rare just made Kinect games for the rest of their lives. I know Microsoft owns it, but still.

[@JoeWuhPuh]

I refuse to believe that the Godus video was 2 years ago...

[@CollinxWijnnobel]

I refuse to belive the existence of this game

[@thesilentgamer9400]

i refuse to refuse

[@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm6160]

Jesus 2 Years ago for godus one year ago for godus 2.0 I can't believe it.

[@JoeWuhPuh]

+Edi Baber Jesus. It was around the time he moved wasn't it?

[@edibaber5525]

+Joe Wilson-Palmer oh yh that time we all forgot because we barely survived with no nerd cubed, but srsly where the fuck are our reveiws

[@TheJabbate1]

I want a god game that gives me the freedom and power as the gods of old! Parting seas, summoning monsters, fathering Demi-God children, unleashing plagues, and manipulating the political environment of humans. Non of all the army management and city building crap!

[@testaccount7650]

Yes

[@DisKorruptd]

I think i know how to fix Godus >uninstalls Godus >installs Black & White 2 with expansion pack

[@redinc10945]

there was an expansion to that game!?

[@khalilal-bukhari7042]

Why the hell does literally shifting massive amounts of land right in front of your followers *decrease* how much they believe in you?

[@sharkymcsnarkface6642]

Internet atheists?

[@Jaxson505]

tectonics

[@SawedOffLaser]

Godus Wars should have been a free beta available to the owners of Godus, as a way to make sure the balance of the game is not fucked.

[@AOP2099]

+Shēn Ankoku Kyō QUICK, GET TIM SCHAFER AND KEIJI INAFUNE!!!!!

[@gray007nl]

+Sawed Off Laser It is free for everyone who owns Godus

[@PejmanMan]

+Sawed Off Laser it is... it's early access and available to whoever owns godus for free.

[@hank9499]

GODUS CAME OUT 2 YEARS AGO? Holy shit. Feels like 3-4 months.

[@theboomerpride]

Feels like 4 years to me

[@Hendlton]

That is a really weird feeling, I know that it was 2 years ago but it doesn't feel like its been even a year.

[@Betrix5060]

+Derp Plays I feel old...

[@minecraftnyancat7198]

Ikr

[@GashPlague]

It only gets worse, kiddos.

[@gadrill4285]

"Lead developer Konrad Naszynski’s contract expired shortly after the release of Godus Wars and wasn’t renewed, 22cans confirm, and a source tells us there’s no one left working on the game." -Rock, Paper, Shotgun

[@Madan2002]

The fact that the guy called Anthony was next to the guy called Ian in the team bit amused me a lot more than the game...

[@williamwoods477]

Wow

[@parkeradelaide4579]

haha i didn't pick up on that

[@Madan2002]

+MrHugofilms The channel 'Smosh'

[@parkeradelaide4579]

***** everyone does but most people still know who they are if they've been involved in KZbin for long enough.

[@heinrichb]

+Parker Adelaide The real question should be "why the hell would you want to know who these two shitlords are?" Watching paint dry would be more entertaining than their pathetic attempts at comedy.

[@supremegeneraljj]

Poor Peter he had a good career at the start now it's just getting worse and worse. I remember he told ppl not to buy that dungeon keeper game last year because it's a cash grab he's recent games are just as bad.

[@laggy3099]

He's like the M. Night Shamalyan of video games.

[@timohavers5953]

+joshua toomey random dot

[@LegitDucks]

Don't give them money, give it to MEEEEEEEEEE

[@LeafShade]

+joshua toomey Which one?

[@Formula21DI]

+Leaf Shade some mobile nonsense

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

Peter Molynueuxis is apparently becoming the M. Night Shyamalan of the video game industry.

[@SerHergen]

I think the Overgrowth devs get the reward for longest game development period... what 6, 7, 8 years??

[@tyradcliffe5302]

But their making a good game. This never will be.

[@TheArtikae]

The guy making Dwarf Fortress has been working for 10 years. He intends to continue working and adding new stuff for at least as long.

[@chrispeacock1257]

Didn't they scrap it and refund people? Maybe not, it could have been any of the half made early access games being made these days.

[@avaiihn7679]

tf2 was 9 years

[@RezzLeiden]

+Sy “Kapmic” Hulgan No no, Duke Nukem Forever has the longest development period.

[@arturaraujo73]

I must say, Peter Molydeux does know how to grind my 22 cans. I mean, for the love of Godus I'll start a War if he doesn't stop making these abominations he so entitles of " *games* ".

[@jonnywak1292]

You're god but you're no lurking harris

[@CollinxWijnnobel]

Great name

[@jonnywak1292]

+CollinxWijnnobel who

[@CollinxWijnnobel]

+Lorry Mun inside joke to artur

[@jonnywak1292]

+CollinxWijnnobel who is artur 😎😎😎😎😎🤑🤑🤑🤑

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

22cans... More like 22can't!

[@aceman0000099]

+CWINDOWSsystem32 nice meme

[@flamingbagofcrisps9157]

They've only got 22 fans and they'll be lucky to have 22 coins by the end of February.

[@crittermoded]

6:02 I can't stop laughing. I've never heard Dan so angry XD I just imagine him screaming red-faced at that part.

[@Nicistarful]

PLEASE do a "Nerd³ Hates... Comic Sans" that would be more than just amazing to watch.

[@blaze5032]

+The Renegade Animator LOLOLOL YASSSS

[@williamwoods477]

Why do you not like Comic Sans? Because you are copying everyone else? OK.

[@cinnachara]

+The Renegade Animator do you wanna have a bad time? (i'm so sorry i'm just a poor innocent trash can)

[@dianisea-hh4uf]

+The Renegade Animator :((((((((

[@MrBombastic799]

+William Woods Pull the lightning conducter out of your ass it was clearly a joke.

[@jonnywak1292]

No way was that godus video two years ago 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@ThyWaffl3]

+Lorry Mun It can't be, I feel it was like 5 months ago.

[@jonnywak1292]

+ThyWaffl3 exactly

[@PatheIan]

+Lorry Mun Time flys when you wait everyday for a video, unless ASHENS takes over the channel!

[@blaze5032]

+DaRk MiNaR Nooooooooooooooooooooo

[@itslydiabxtch]

+Lorry Mun It felt like 6 weeks ago?

[@hippiehobo1]

"Made in Guildford" I am now ashamed of my home town

[@PicturesqueGames]

Hang on. Theme park revolutionized business games, so did populous, so did syndicate. It's not that he's trying to do it NOW, it's that he lost his edge

[@corgipants3840]

" *pop* There I've pulled your head OUT OF YOUR ASS" i fucking die at that part XD

[@matthew7867]

For fuck sake dans channel isn't a place to self advertise I swear I have seen at least 3 self advertisers

[@cynicalstubs360]

Welcome to the internet.

[@cynicalstubs360]

And just like the internet, I could give less of a shit than a constipated grandfather.

[@cynicalstubs360]

Eh, I'm just letting off some steam. I've seen some self advertising shit,man!

[@LlamaKing9000]

+Bash Michels Yeah me too. I even made a video complaining about it. Check out my channel!

[@femininevoid]

I just made a video complaining about Llama's self advertisement! Go check it out and like and subscribe!

[@LPB207]

"It will when appear when ready" good one whoever wrote that.

[@danielmcconville9623]

After seeing jim sterling review this i couldn't wait to see dan rip it to shreds

[@incrediblyStupid678]

Syndicate, Dungeon Keeper and Dungeon Keeper 2 were unfinished as well. He and his team managed to pull them off, yes, but the big features everyone was excited for back then were never in there. So he's always been like that.

[@SKADOOSH968]

Unfinished game that you've already paid for... Destiny?

[@NavidIsANoob]

This might just be the best video you've made this year, Dan.

[@SnubHalfling]

I'm not early but I want to make a joke anyway; this game.

[@someloser8743]

Ha!

[@broskiandthehomie7362]

Fine brothers

[@transatlanticdevil7771]

+1245 3_4\ you shouldn't make fun of the mentally challenged

[@causticide5292]

+Connor Andersson So what is the connection between being early and having to tell a joke?

[@SnubHalfling]

Azai that deserved a +1

[@jadynmeeuws329]

he starts the game at 7:14 for those who wanna skip the top banter

[@spiderjerusalem100]

A sequel to a game from 2013 which was never finished? Awesome idea! Instead of what people really want which is a new Fable or Black and white 3, we get this. Peter Molydeux always seemed to have the best intentions in the past but with this game his reputation is now truly in the fucking toilet.

[@ArtonRL]

what could possibly go wrong

[@HelloPoster]

+Serpico's Beard Those are owned by Lionhead, Peter works for 22 Cans now. Different companies.

[@spiderjerusalem100]

HelloPoster Ah ok. Now i'm starting to think that maybe he wasn't the talented one involved in making those games after all.

[@HelloPoster]

Serpico's Beard If you look it up you'll know in seconds :P. He did create them, he left after Fable 3 and took some of the team with him.

[@PejmanMan]

+Serpico's Beard not a sequel. the combat in godus wasn't fleshed out in any way, this is what that combat is supposed to be. supposedly they're recombining it soon.

[@danish5087]

15:00 that's when Dan actually plays the game...for all those interested in action

[@Thrawnmulus]

not saying its anything other than crap, but if you connected more than one synapse at a time that third map should have been over in two minutes

[@Thrawnmulus]

also, molyneux is the George Lucas of video games

[@internetalias1613]

+James Hunter Stop watching YT videos Thrawn, you have a war to win.

[@internetalias1613]

James Hunter I had no idea, sorry sir.

[@Thrawnmulus]

+James “Midge” Price No harm done, cadet, at least you aren't like the people in starcraft II that crow over beating me, or say, "Of course I lost the the Grand Admiral." when I win.

[@raideus4338]

+James Hunter until you were finally killed by Disney. Those basterds.

[@Kratoctavi0]

I never realized how long Ive been subscribed until he mentioned how old the Godus video is. Ive been here since bully and it only feels like a year and a half.

[@B15CU1T21]

your reviews are the best things on KZbin, best moments of my day

[@xnickston]

I feel like it's more of a thing of sitting in a restaurant, getting a plate of food without chicken. You ask them if they can fix the plate so you have at least SOME chicken. They return the plate, come back with an empty plate which has a check for the fucked up meal on it and then tell you that you have to pay separately for the salad, potatoes and chicken.

[@atreides213]

Ah, Peter Molyneux. The George Lucas of gaming.

[@KoKoKen]

Beautiful use of comic sans in the thumbnail, Dan.

[@josh-bond97]

This and the UK EA headquarters are In Guildford, ashamed to be from there 😂

[@bgezal]

You know who would not be scared when all his friends beside him are mowed down by arrows? A synth!

[@CaptNSquared]

Did Dan reference a Godus 2.0 video he did at the beginning? Because he never actually did one.

[@nebula_the_starfish]

2:20 *God* I love that voice.

[@CaptNSquared]

Peter Molyneux sounds a lot like George Lucas...

[@anessenator]

I love the two-note in-game soundtrack. Very experimental.

[@robinnewbegin2441]

So you have to pay £10 for a microtransaction game? I suppose it's revolutionizing the F2P aspect by making you pay...

[@bloodrunsclear]

I still come back to this video to feel better about my life :)

[@noellesato311]

Be honest, this could be good. You know. After they send Peter off to the guys who made Big Rigs. That game will be so terrible, everything else will look good.

[@noellesato311]

Oh, and Phil Fish can make the sequel.

[@theavatar4668]

The one thing I'll say they did right was that when archers attack people they use normal arrows, when they attack buildings they use fire arrows. Just a cute detail.

[@noctisocculta4820]

Fuckin' Anthony, you had one job mate.

[@truemetro181]

This is clearly some one who tried to remake Age of Empires, spilled their coffee on the keyboard half way through and said "Fuck it, good enough."

[@MrDDom23]

I walked past their studios in Guildford the other week on the way to an interview. I saw a sole employee in the kitchen drinking coffee. He proceeded to give me the middle finger and walk off. It rather amused me.

[@DKezza]

I'm actually happy to see adverts now, as long as it's not the mobile strike one

[@ohkireJ]

this is so fucking interesting and i never heard fucking nerd3 say fucking so much! Fucking hilarious!

[@NailsGoSpin]

+Shredskii I lost it at 6:10. I have never laugh so hard in my live, since I saw the game grumps play wheel of fortune

[@ohkireJ]

Joel neves ikr!

[@toadthefungus6650]

#fucking

[@ohkireJ]

Fucking amazing

[@SpotTiger]

+Shredskii Didn't watch Sonic 06 hell then? xD

[@RetroJourneyCreators]

At 30:09 it says you need to collect belief by clicking the bubbles, even though the belief is collected automatically.

[@alyxriley]

What happened to Peter um... *hides smoking gun* Idk it's not my fault

[@Justin-sl3sb]

10/10 Nerd3 strategy, run in and dance at the pole until they build another army... instead of taking out the building that makes the army... brilliant

[@Wittacon]

The art style/artwork is the only thing I only like about this...everything else feels so mediocre.

[@PeaceJaway]

Welp the citadel said "Your warband is forming, it will when appear when ready."

[@smallmangaming8884]

I had this on my iPhone and sold the phone for less, This is a phone port

[@darkhawkgames]

This feels like Peter went "Hey, you remember how good Black and White was? This is Black and White with microtransactions and less work! It's better, right?!"

[@samparekh3163]

What is with people advertising their own videos on this video? I've seen 5 or more.

[@oswaldmosley1063]

10/10 Best If-Gordon-Ramsey-was-a-video-gamer.

[@AnalogueAbsynth]

"all of these people are very white" so? What are you implying Dan?

[@LongShizong]

+sunny day That they really are very white, i mean look at them, they're almost shiny

[@hamesstirozo1790]

Hes like benjamin button of game creating talent, best description of molyneux ive ever heard.

[@nerdsoft9964]

This pales in comparison to the strategy games on ROBLOX. Fucking ROBLOX. Peter, get your shit together.

[@WolfPackDiggyDog24]

I played a game like this before, but it was really good. If your people had space they would upgrade towns. and you could get HUGE Cities. it was pixelated and used only a few colors, but it was the best. I hope I can find it again some day.

[@joopie99aa]

I've got to say, for as simple as you make the game out to be, you did play spectacularly bad. :P

[@FadeIn2Obscurity]

Oh all the "God games" I've seen, I recommend "From Dust". It's a puzzle game with cool physics where you play as a God to an island civilization. Also, it was made by the guy who did "Heart of Darkness" and "Out of This World".

[@Cartoonman154]

So what if the team is white, it has nothing to do with the gameplay.

[@Tarantel666]

+Cartoonman154 But they clearly have to check their privilege to make games.

[@Cartoonman154]

Is that a south park ref? You PC bro?

[@Tarantel666]

Cartoonman154 *Everything* is a South Park reference, if you think about it. ;)

[@Cartoonman154]

Tarantel666 You PC bro? lol

[@Cartoonman154]

Josh Zimmerman Like ghosts.

[@childofnewlight]

Oh good. This video makes me feel better now. I felt like I was being impatient waiting for Godus to finish production... I didn't realize it's literally been two years. I haven't seen an update in ages. They had a really cool idea and then screwed it over trying to port it to mobile while still keeping it on PC... micro transactions for a game you already bought? These "developers" are terrible. I'm starting to feel like "Early Access" is just another way of saying "pre-order" except, unlike pre-orders, you never get a final (thought it may be crappy) product.

[@ie9976]

Peter Moloneux created 200 accounts to dislike this video.

[@rustypickle1156]

+Istvan Eger Lol, he made an extra 8.

[@aggroknight4259]

+Alliance Gaming Now he made an extra 69.

[@Derfman13]

You know you're watching a NerdCubed video when you spend a third of it listening to Dan complain about the game without leaving the title screen!

[@jboy6460]

7 minutes in, still hasn't clicked play..

[@thehumanity0]

How is it that Black and White 2 is 10 years older than this and it's still about a million times better.

[@callumgraham361]

Well considering Peter basically invented the god game genre with Populus it makes sense he'd be the one to fuck it up

[@SoccerMomSuho]

challenge: take a shot every time dan says "fucking"

[@ethancargile1264]

take a shot every time Dan says fuck,fucking, or fucked. Garunteed blind drunk by 5:00

[@NoClue3]

The Godus video was 2 years ago? Then I have been watching his videos for something like 5 years. Jesus.

[@charlesandhisworld]

Godus is the trainwreck from Peter M that keeps on giving. Thank you 22cans

[@KommandoKenny]

That intro needs a god damn award. Someone get on that shit!!!!!!!!

[@andrewbridson3990]

Peter Molyneux is the M. Night Shyamalan of the games industry.

[@flawq3217]

Godus hasn't been abandoned. Either that or I'm the only one keeping it alive.

[@nootnoot9268]

This video actually made me sleepier AND ITS ONLY 9-O'CLOCK

[@The8347135]

The Movies is not just "okay", it's absolutely amazing

[@Axon4000Gaming]

I don't think this is the same Peter who made Dungeon Keeper. I think this is a Slitheen pretending to be him.

[@elliottbarker1595]

If that Godus video came out 2 years ago, I feel unholy levels of old.

[@h3069]

Uh

[@pedanticvampire8121]

"Nerd³ Hates... Godus Wars" *Grabs Popcorn*

[@joshuagoldstein3490]

That pull his head out of his ass joke mixed with dans rage made me laugh my ass off.

[@laggy3099]

"Are we about to start a sitcom with these people? 🎵La La La, The Coders!🎵" You mean Code Monkeys?

[@Notester82]

I died when the Windows Firewall popped up.. >w

[@kaszak696]

In Bullfrog and and Lionhead, Molyneaux had an actual management and real employees to deal with, that limited his craziness to manageable levels. Now he just hired a bunch of yes men to do his bidding and doesn't answer before anyone but himself, and that's the result.

[@spEAMerNation]

OG Godus video was 4 years ago, now. _four_ years.

[@pepethetoad4581]

12:30 " as smooth as fucking butter" -NerdCubed 2016

[@shutereye2634]

basically the intro is 6 minutes of rant, very fun rant

[@Nosirrbro]

I beleive this may be the most times he has ever said 'Fucking' in the beginning of a video. *Hands trophy*

[@kdn6236]

Wow 2 years ago that means I've been subbed to this channel for 4 years holy shit

[@reddieredd]

By the sound of Dan's voice. I don't think he knows when to quit...

[@MaelstromFilm]

Peter Molyneux is to video games what M. Night Shamylan is to movies. Both started out creating something incredible, then made something just okay. And despite their huge aspirations, each and every work they have done since has gotten progressively worse and now people just want them to stop.

[@lostfan10000]

Peter Molydeux and M. Night Shyamalan. Started from the top... then there's Fable 3... then there's the Happening...

[@midnyte_craftedplays3374]

This should be said in the tutorial 'IF YOU WANT TO BE A NOB ,pls sculpture enemies land