This should be the next completes! And the ending should be after eight in game years or after Dan has slept with EVERY single person in the game
@davidatkins21339 жыл бұрын
8 years of this would be brilliant
@Ben-gj9uu9 жыл бұрын
Kabobawsome That would be easy... :>
@TheGodaSquada9 жыл бұрын
He already said it was going to be cities skylines
@kabobawsome9 жыл бұрын
AlertHaxorHere :o Good point. All her husband's co-workers!
@iiGingiey9 жыл бұрын
Breaduardo 22 You should submit that on the subreddit as a challenge
@TotalBiscuit9 жыл бұрын
FINALLY, HE DID IT!
@Cplstrappi9 жыл бұрын
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports Indeed
@fluffybunny64549 жыл бұрын
I was waiting ever since the podcast :)
@roflshield9 жыл бұрын
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports Glad to see you're feeling better
@iamagiantcat9 жыл бұрын
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports i have nothing important to say i just want to say hi
@sugarpeas24209 жыл бұрын
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports How long has it been since he said he would on co-optional about 5 weeks ?
@Lorellan9 жыл бұрын
Was rather confused during the intro to this, then realised Desperate Housewives and Real Housewives are different shows.
@davidatkins21339 жыл бұрын
Yes desperate housewives is actually good though
@Lorellan9 жыл бұрын
David Atkins I've never really seen it on TV, guess it isn't that popular in the UK, it does sound good from his description though.
@davidatkins21339 жыл бұрын
I can't + you on an iPad but it's surprisingly good and it is quite popular in the UK also just maybe you didn't hear about it, it's always on E4 and other channels.
@Lorellan9 жыл бұрын
David Atkins It's fine I get the notification because I posted the OP :) I'll have to look out for it!
@davidatkins21339 жыл бұрын
You should :)
@REM_sheep9 жыл бұрын
Hey look! At 4:06, Nerd³ is debugging the game! I'm so sorry.
@RealZurkio9 жыл бұрын
A Plastic Spork Get out.... NOW!
@MasterExploder619 жыл бұрын
A Plastic Spork Why are they making noises? Is she killing the larvae of the Xenomorph?
@janatownsend-gee34099 жыл бұрын
Miami Storm Column technically xenomorph larvae are the chestbursters its more like the babies of the monsters from omicron perci i 8
@mrrobbieman239 жыл бұрын
A Plastic Spork GG
@starghezer36029 жыл бұрын
*PLOT TWIST*
@thenotoriousdig6109 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but i want more!! It was hilarious
@davidatkins21339 жыл бұрын
Would you say you're desperate for more?
@codymiller18819 жыл бұрын
Oddly I feel the same way
@itslydiabxtch9 жыл бұрын
David Atkins get out
@davidatkins21339 жыл бұрын
Nathan Jarvis sorry but I'm not that Desperate to leave.
@itslydiabxtch9 жыл бұрын
this guy
@roetheboat18 жыл бұрын
Cruz? CRUZ?! Your son is Cruz?? YOUR SON IS THE ZODIAC KILLER. MYSTERY FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES SOLVED!
@wellskrazy8 жыл бұрын
This is one of my personal favourite Nerd3 videos... One of the ones I watch the most.
@orrins85548 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@orrins85545 жыл бұрын
Still in agreement
@StardustWhip9 жыл бұрын
I'm saving this one for later, but just seeing "NerdCubed Plays Desperate Housewives: The Game" brought a huge Cheshire Cat grin to my face.
@exaltrobin21979 жыл бұрын
I thought you were a pony. Wonderland does much to us I guess
@thegamerfreak57068 жыл бұрын
I think we all need a completes of this...
@Retsonine8 жыл бұрын
+thegamerfreak So so much.
@thegamerfreak57068 жыл бұрын
+Retsonine my life is incomplete without it
@E7ThePro8 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@wessondoorman8 жыл бұрын
you agree to everything
@pyryvirtanen60819 жыл бұрын
PLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYTHROOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGH! :D Probably the funniest videos in months :'D
@BS27999 жыл бұрын
Plz!
@PancakePutin9 жыл бұрын
Dah Magpie "Nerd3 has sex with everyone." - Senior quote 2015
@kedreeproffitt89029 жыл бұрын
Dah Magpie YES NEEDS PLAYTHROUGH!!!!
@DarienSeminoff9 жыл бұрын
Dah Magpie Yes!! But he would just screw everyone..... Oh wait he already did!!!
@MrRooster3019 жыл бұрын
Dah Magpie Playthrough required
@andrewharvey17779 жыл бұрын
Dan, I would love you more than I currently do if you play more of this game. Maybe even bring back NerdCubed Completes?
@davidatkins21339 жыл бұрын
He's currently doing a completes series on red faction Guerrilla then I think City Skylines then hopefully this but that's way in the future
@pergproductions9 жыл бұрын
I remember you buying this game in the middle of the cooptional podcast
@ZechsMerquise739 жыл бұрын
pergproductions Oh, i heard him mention it, I had no idea he was serious.
@CrazedJacob9 жыл бұрын
ZechsMerquise73 One does not simply joke about Desperate Housewives.
@Poggle5669 жыл бұрын
pergproductions Do you have the video link with a timestamp if possible? I'd like to see that.
@ZechsMerquise739 жыл бұрын
Poggle566 I'm pretty sure I posted it some time ago, but the link seems to have been deleted. it was in the co-optional podcast with Dan at about 2 hours 36 minutes, if I recall.
@milesschober56344 жыл бұрын
I rewatch this every couple months. It one of my few favorite videos
@JoeWuhPuh9 жыл бұрын
Oh shit you were serious? I though this was going to be a joke. LOL
@samueltankerbottom79 жыл бұрын
***** Same
@mintymilkk9 жыл бұрын
***** I... I can't watch the video now
@seraphic229 жыл бұрын
It gets worse. Total Biscuit recommended this game to Dan on the co-optional podcast
@SuperDeclan139 жыл бұрын
sera .phic Think that's what he meant. Dan said he bought it right there and then on ebay...most thought he was joking xD
@JoeWuhPuh9 жыл бұрын
EroticBaconRoll I saw Dan post the thumbnail on twitter and I thought it was a joke and when I saw this I thought it was still going to be a joke but horey sheet
@anya67857 жыл бұрын
This is one of those nerdcubed videos that you just have to go back and watch every few months
@JesusCow777 ай бұрын
yes
@bushigambino19039 жыл бұрын
Paramount Studios presents: Desperate Nerdcubettes Coming April 27th. Starring: Dan - Desperate nerd 1 Dan - Desperate nerd 2 Dan - Postman Dan - Husband Dan - Bicycle Director: Dan Screenwriter: Dan Cameraman: You've guessed it; Dan
@bushigambino19039 жыл бұрын
Scout Shellby So this movie seems like legit b-day gift for you. All the best, bro :)
@paddyscone7809 жыл бұрын
This comes out a day *after* my birthday! I know what I'm asking for for my birthday!
@WhaddonSnep9 жыл бұрын
And because their is adultery it the game and show that mean San does selfcest
@reesemcgeese8248 жыл бұрын
omg he should do a completes/challenge series with this: sleep with everyone (EVERYONE!)
@reesemcgeese8248 жыл бұрын
Revolt Wolf you need to chill my dude
@RevoltLarzWolfblade8 жыл бұрын
Samantha Shepperd I'll laugh if you can manage to do your kid.
@lazywookie12399 жыл бұрын
Really want a completes series of this when you are done with red faction
@paulo_f19 жыл бұрын
eric Devonshire The next complete series will be Cities: Skyline
@lazywookie12399 жыл бұрын
thats cool too. also how did you know what it would be?
@ashtheraccoon8099 жыл бұрын
eric Devonshire He said that in a prior video, the FW cities skylines video, I think.
@lazywookie12399 жыл бұрын
ok thanks
@LickMehBagel9 жыл бұрын
Probably one of my favorite NerdCubed videos
@morgan326 жыл бұрын
I come back to this video at least once a year, it will always be my favorite.
@therudestofclouds20078 жыл бұрын
"NO ITS TIGER WOODS" *dying*
@jsf9179 жыл бұрын
I would definitely watch a NerdCubed Completes of this.
@daneleach2418 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think he was gonna sleep with the therapist?
@quinnandvalor96578 жыл бұрын
I'm sad he didn't.
@daneleach2418 жыл бұрын
Quinn and Valor Same
@speedbass7078 жыл бұрын
Kazuto Kirigaya me
@BigDylan667 жыл бұрын
Kazuto Kirigaya yup
@Scigh-on2 жыл бұрын
Can we just acknowledge how well they recreated Susan's kitchen? It looks so accurate. For 2006 atleast
@Southpaw5354 жыл бұрын
I do miss Nerd being this happy
@notimetoexpIain9 жыл бұрын
Its good to see you got round to it. I remember you getting it during the podcast with TB and You were talking about how you like the TV show. Also it would be cool to see something like a completes or a "month of"(old series) type deal of this game
@nebw19999 жыл бұрын
Man you would have to be desperate housewife to enjoy this game.
@TheJoker-cq6bm9 жыл бұрын
Awesome vid!
@TheJoker-cq6bm9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dylanhuang15989 жыл бұрын
Dan confirmed woman?
@MasterExploder619 жыл бұрын
ben walker It actually doesn't look like a half-bad game. Looks more in depth than The Sims 4.
@starghezer36029 жыл бұрын
*PLOT TWIST!*
@jamesblond60539 жыл бұрын
This game actually looks great, *PLEASE* make it your next completes
@arman44403 жыл бұрын
I swear this is like my 50th rewatch
@IncredibleMD4 жыл бұрын
Who was this game intended for besides the person in this video? "Viewers of Desperate Housewives" and "Video Game Players" seems like a pretty tiny overlap.
@skydiamsteam60054 жыл бұрын
I mean, I’m in it!
@canariawing7 жыл бұрын
i know it's been nearly 2 years since this video was released, but i still think it's worthy of a completes series ;_;... it would be so entertaining
@elijahgeorge92359 жыл бұрын
Looked up hot swallow. Should have expected a bunch of porn sites...
@jeffreyvanderpost98519 жыл бұрын
Lel
@quinnfilmglasgow9 жыл бұрын
All hail L J Brown
@iamagiantcat9 жыл бұрын
Ragnash did you not?
@elijahgeorge92359 жыл бұрын
No... I was expecting some flaming birds or something...
@DagexonDark9 жыл бұрын
Ragnash Ahhh!! I thought you were joking.....
@AEhyperion19979 жыл бұрын
This video was gold. XD
@exaltrobin21979 жыл бұрын
Nice pic lol
@Karis949 жыл бұрын
This is now my favourite Nerd Cubed video. Love Desperate Housewives, love the game, love Nerd!!
@Zeloverevolution8 жыл бұрын
I'm actually friends with a girl called Renee Reynolds. Her parents in fact didn't love her.
@TxnnxrFPS8 жыл бұрын
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
@DuchessRonnie8 жыл бұрын
Please make a part 2! I watched this last year, and I still love what you've done with the video to this day.
@VirusVox8 жыл бұрын
Please do a Completes series of this!!!!
@littleangelinhell2 жыл бұрын
i come back to this video every few months or so, especially when I'm feeling down. It never fails to make me laugh.
@TasTheWatcher9 жыл бұрын
Appears in subscription box. Thinks: NerdCubed is playing Desperate Housewives. Followed by: Why is NerdCubed playing Desperate Housewives?
@tamathemaid71718 жыл бұрын
Dan: Perfect? How Perfect? (takes Banana Meatloaf of the oven) *gasps HEROMINE PERFECT!! Me: (Dies Laughing)
@CranberryLeGoot9 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, Susan's-Susan's here too..." SO TRUE!
@marieparker94399 жыл бұрын
this was a hilarious video and all, but did anyone notice the Van Der Camp portrait in Bree's house? that family portrait is actually in the series! for an old pixelly game, this has really good detail!
@Grrness9 жыл бұрын
I would definitely watch more of Dan playing this…
@SmokeySmudgeStudio9 жыл бұрын
Thank you for playing a 4:3 game in the correct aspect ratio and for not stretching it to 16:9. This makes it much easier for me to watch on my ipad
@Matty2e9 жыл бұрын
Somewhere Ted Cruz is weeping over the lack of international impact his name carries across the Atlantic.
@PlatinumSpoons9 жыл бұрын
13:25 You missed an opportunity for "This lesbian kiss!"
@YodasGotSoul9 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit, why did Dan have to already announce Cities: Skylines as his next Completes? This would be much more entertaining!
@danagricken41976 жыл бұрын
People might overlook or make fun of this game, but this was my favourite game to play as a kid. The huge plot twist at the end blew me away. (And you can go around slapping people, which is always fun.)
@janatownsend-gee34099 жыл бұрын
please do more of this nerd cubed completes please
@DaKnightsofawesome9 жыл бұрын
I know you don't do let's plays, but a lets play of this would be the best lets play ever made.
@alexthegrape10009 жыл бұрын
Should I be concerned as I genuinely found this really entertaining?
@OriginalDigit9 жыл бұрын
My sister owned this game (not sure what became of it), and I'd play it whenever we visited her house. I never saw the show, but I loved the game and it made me want to watch it. I really hope you do a NerdCubed Completes of this game at some point. I think you'll like it; the story gets a lot more interesting and the silly antics your character gets into is worth finishing to the end game. So much fun! :D
@Noster1819 жыл бұрын
We learned so much about Dan today.
@poppybelle234 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see you play more of this
@dawndishsoap33987 жыл бұрын
I saw the "son being black" joke the moment I saw you could randomize them, and yet it still hit me like a ton of bricks well done
@ThunderTurtle79 жыл бұрын
They were so focused on whether or not they could, they didnt think about whether or not they should.
@Cruzz9999 жыл бұрын
So what you're saying is I'm kind of your son? ... I'm okay with this.
@nicholascooper9459 жыл бұрын
"How perfect was I?" *Gasp* "HERMIONE PERFECT!"
@BobbyBlockable9 жыл бұрын
This NEEDS a series!!!
@HellenBeddQueen9 жыл бұрын
Dude can you please continue this like we really enjoyed watching this and obviously you had a blast
@gameshadow00789 жыл бұрын
BEFORE MARRIAGE.. Boy : I have been waiting for this day Girl : Do you want me to leave ? Boy : No Girl : Do You Love Me ? Boy : Of course Girl : Will you ever cheat me ? Boy : Never in my life Girl : Will you ever kiss me ? Boy : Every chance I get Girl : Will you hit me ? Boy : Are you crazy ? Girl : Can I trust you ? Boy : Yes Girl : Sweet heart AFTER MARRIAGE... (read up)
@Frodudus9 жыл бұрын
Dying... XD
@sharonpeterson2909 жыл бұрын
oh I get it hahaha
@traxthetrashwizard8 жыл бұрын
"A Florida woman was arrested for stuffing her bra with a Hot Swallow." That's pretty accurate to the actual day to day affairs of Florida life.
@urenda5739 жыл бұрын
You're supposed to say Cruz as Cruze since its spanish for cross
@IAmTheBestMang9 жыл бұрын
urenda573 Would it not be pronounced Crooth? I'm sorry if you actually are Spanish and are right, it's just my knowledge of the Spanish language. :).
@shedboy4lyf9 жыл бұрын
urenda573 He's joking
@comradesulfur5629 жыл бұрын
IAmTheBestMang It's pronounced kinda like Cruise.
@ivan90669 жыл бұрын
MrSulfuricAcid Really ? Let me try-Cruz. Something like that ?
@mmyees11679 жыл бұрын
IAmTheBestMang I believe that is the Spain accent.
@SuddenlyANerdAppeared9 жыл бұрын
Dan! Add this to the best of nerdcubed playlist! It's one of the funniest videos I've seen on your channel.
@ryangeorgecornelius9 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the the 301 club Population: You, me and MORE THAN 299 OTHERS YOU DINGUS
@PHANTOMCOWGIRL9 жыл бұрын
Captain Dem poputation, you, the persone you were talking to, and EXACTLY 299 other people.
@bartoszsyrocki65059 жыл бұрын
+WizardOf *Persone *Population
@PHANTOMCOWGIRL9 жыл бұрын
Bartosz Syrocki i dont remember doing commenting that...
2 gigz of RAM hahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahqhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahayahahahahhaahahahhahagdjsjshahahahhshagajkaaaggagaggahahahahahahahahhahajajahajajahahahahahahaghahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahah Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahqhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahayahahahahhaahahahhahagdjsjshahahahhshagajkaaaggagaggahahahahahahahahhahajajahajajahahahahahahaghahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahah Hhahaha Ahahaha Hahah Ha Ha ... I need help
@exaltrobin21979 жыл бұрын
Pray pray to the Lord! Ahhhhhh I've been infected hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahahahhahahahahhahhahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahhahha *Dies*
@coolkid828299 жыл бұрын
Jordan Brown XD I was just like 'I pity these sad, sorry people with their miniscule RAM.'
***** 8GB RAM is more than enough for today's games. I should know, I built a reasonably high-end PC last year (i5 4690K, GTX 970) with 8GBs of DDR3-1866 RAM, and it performs fantastically.
@MagisterMalleus9 жыл бұрын
Finally! I've been waiting for this for months. Completes please!
@goldendiamondz97868 жыл бұрын
9:37 *laughs with dan* ... ... oh wait... my laptop only just pushes out 1 gig... crap
@huntermcintosh81738 жыл бұрын
+Golden DiamondZ he's snoring there
@hunnybunny118D9 жыл бұрын
This is making me want to go back and binge watch Desperate Housewives. It's amazing and over the top, and I love it.
@glasspug9 жыл бұрын
I ORIGINally thought this would be a hell video.
@MissCookieThief9 жыл бұрын
NerdCubed Completes... Desperate Housewives: The Game
@grimm_plush9 жыл бұрын
NerdCubed completes: Desperate Housewives: The Game.
@failingkidneys90587 жыл бұрын
Literally the best n3 vid ever i want a completes series on this so bad
@rarwexe9 жыл бұрын
Livestream this game please.
@brookesef9 жыл бұрын
Finally! You ordered this in co-optional podcast ages ago!
@ryangrant87989 жыл бұрын
NerdCubed Completes The Desperate Housewives!!!!
@JamieThelin9 жыл бұрын
Great Video, one of the best plays recently, I mean I actually laughed out loud, and that's hard
@notoriousmasc9 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the under 301+ club. We have cake... OR DEATH
@Dogmeatwest9 жыл бұрын
Can I have some death please
@notoriousmasc9 жыл бұрын
Infamous Ghost SURE! *Shoots*
@aayushsingh39279 жыл бұрын
The Guy With No Picture Mmmmmm....tastes....... like DEATH!
@curseofzeal9 жыл бұрын
The Guy With No PictureI'm on a diet, do you have any DEATH Lite?
@wyzmith28409 жыл бұрын
Lol I love Eddie Izzard :D, also death. WAIT NO CAKE!!!! *Dies*
@Doyoufearthereaper139 жыл бұрын
This is actually a cool game and that's really surprising. The mini games is what I always wanted from the sims
@furrydevil19 жыл бұрын
Dan...I am worried about you...GTA CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@valerivv78109 жыл бұрын
Videos like these are what confirms Dan is the best youtuber in the world
@Orycun9 жыл бұрын
i didn't know nerd3 had a fenimine side.
@hazardbox2749 жыл бұрын
I don't think any video on the entirety of the internet will ever be as funny as this
@quinnandvalor96579 жыл бұрын
15 characters in 8 years? Excuse you, Homestuck killed off everyone at some point, literally everyone has died infinite times
@quinnandvalor96578 жыл бұрын
I am a robot, blarp. It's called timelines.
@yuridegtyarenko15288 жыл бұрын
+Quinn and Valor It's not a competition. Just because more people die doesn't make something good. Statistically, more characters in The Walking Dead die than in Game of Thrones, but GoT is popularly considered the better of the two shows.
@Madan20028 жыл бұрын
50, not 15
@quinnandvalor96578 жыл бұрын
Cranberry Gaming 50 is still less than Homestuck
@pokeclank44238 жыл бұрын
Homestuck FTW !!!
@StrawberryBurst5699 жыл бұрын
Petition for Dan to do a Completes of this game!
@ariawinningson90078 жыл бұрын
NERD COMPLETES
@nobodyknows87399 жыл бұрын
Turn on the captions, and watch from 0:48. I haven't read the subtitles past that point, but 'we meet a great ass' could not have been a better translation.
@alexthegrape10009 жыл бұрын
11/10 - IGN "Like the sims, but more sex
@chiefschubert7578 жыл бұрын
All I could think of for 4 hours was 'internet, what is this internet' dan why must you cause this
@Trisky9 жыл бұрын
It's a sims clone how the hell has EA not sued whoever made this yet?
@restinpeas12849 жыл бұрын
Trisky They don't own life simulators. Anyone can make a life simulation game.
@rambojambo37389 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna make a game called sins. It's a he'll simulator.
@Trisky9 жыл бұрын
Darrark True true, but EA seem like the kind of guys to want to sue anyone who makes a similar looking game
@garbageboystinkman9 жыл бұрын
And i guess they'll sue everyone else who made a simulator type game while their at it!
@tgsachris9 жыл бұрын
Trisky Since when was Ea known for stupid lawsuits? They know they dont own the rights to simulators, they wouldn't do anything but make themselves look worse if they tried that. (And they really dont need to look any worse)
@Thurzatuhl9 жыл бұрын
I would never imagine myself considering one minute of this bearable but it's one of the best videos this year!
@Jake-ds9sw9 жыл бұрын
NO NOT TIGER WOODS
@condorscondor9 жыл бұрын
a full playthrough of this would be amazeballs.
@TonyGaming19847 жыл бұрын
Nerdcubed Completes... Desperate Housewives...you know you would wanna do it Dan
@TheTimeBomb759 жыл бұрын
Not only does this look like a decent game, but this also might be one of Dan's best Plays videos... I wasn't expecting this to say the least.
@chrisread23819 жыл бұрын
I found this to be one of the best nerd3 videos ever. Fantastic work dan really brightened my day lol.