Nerd³ Plays... Desperate Housewives: The Game

[@breaduardo7921]

This should be the next completes! And the ending should be after eight in game years or after Dan has slept with EVERY single person in the game

[@davidatkins2133]

8 years of this would be brilliant

[@Ben-gj9uu]

Kabobawsome That would be easy... :>

[@TheGodaSquada]

He already said it was going to be cities skylines

[@kabobawsome]

AlertHaxorHere :o Good point. All her husband's co-workers!

[@iiGingiey]

Breaduardo 22 You should submit that on the subreddit as a challenge

[@TotalBiscuit]

FINALLY, HE DID IT!

[@Cplstrappi]

TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports Indeed

[@fluffybunny6454]

I was waiting ever since the podcast :)

[@roflshield]

TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports Glad to see you're feeling better

[@iamagiantcat]

TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports i have nothing important to say i just want to say hi

[@sugarpeas2420]

TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports How long has it been since he said he would on co-optional about 5 weeks ?

[@Lorellan]

Was rather confused during the intro to this, then realised Desperate Housewives and Real Housewives are different shows.

[@davidatkins2133]

Yes desperate housewives is actually good though

[@Lorellan]

David Atkins I've never really seen it on TV, guess it isn't that popular in the UK, it does sound good from his description though.

[@davidatkins2133]

I can't + you on an iPad but it's surprisingly good and it is quite popular in the UK also just maybe you didn't hear about it, it's always on E4 and other channels.

[@Lorellan]

David Atkins It's fine I get the notification because I posted the OP :) I'll have to look out for it!

[@davidatkins2133]

You should :)

[@StardustWhip]

I'm saving this one for later, but just seeing "NerdCubed Plays Desperate Housewives: The Game" brought a huge Cheshire Cat grin to my face.

[@exaltrobin2197]

I thought you were a pony. Wonderland does much to us I guess

[@wellskrazy]

This is one of my personal favourite Nerd3 videos... One of the ones I watch the most.

[@orrins8554]

Agreed

[@orrins8554]

Still in agreement

[@thegamerfreak5706]

I think we all need a completes of this...

[@Retsonine]

+thegamerfreak So so much.

[@thegamerfreak5706]

+Retsonine my life is incomplete without it

[@E7ThePro]

Agreed

[@wessondoorman]

you agree to everything

[@thenotoriousdig610]

I don't know why, but i want more!! It was hilarious

[@davidatkins2133]

Would you say you're desperate for more?

[@codymiller1881]

Oddly I feel the same way

[@itslydiabxtch]

David Atkins get out

[@davidatkins2133]

Nathan Jarvis sorry but I'm not that Desperate to leave.

[@itslydiabxtch]

this guy

[@pyryvirtanen6081]

PLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYTHROOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGH! :D Probably the funniest videos in months :'D

[@BS2799]

Plz!

[@PancakePutin]

Dah Magpie "Nerd3 has sex with everyone." - Senior quote 2015

[@kedreeproffitt8902]

Dah Magpie YES NEEDS PLAYTHROUGH!!!!

[@DarienSeminoff]

Dah Magpie Yes!! But he would just screw everyone..... Oh wait he already did!!!

[@MrRooster301]

Dah Magpie Playthrough required

[@pergproductions]

I remember you buying this game in the middle of the cooptional podcast

[@ZechsMerquise73]

pergproductions Oh, i heard him mention it, I had no idea he was serious.

[@CrazedJacob]

ZechsMerquise73 One does not simply joke about Desperate Housewives.

[@Poggle566]

pergproductions Do you have the video link with a timestamp if possible? I'd like to see that.

[@ZechsMerquise73]

Poggle566 I'm pretty sure I posted it some time ago, but the link seems to have been deleted. it was in the co-optional podcast with Dan at about 2 hours 36 minutes, if I recall.

[@REM_sheep]

Hey look! At 4:06, Nerd³ is debugging the game! I'm so sorry.

[@RealZurkio]

A Plastic Spork Get out.... NOW!

[@MasterExploder61]

A Plastic Spork Why are they making noises? Is she killing the larvae of the Xenomorph?

[@janatownsend-gee3409]

Miami Storm Column technically xenomorph larvae are the chestbursters its more like the babies of the monsters from omicron perci i 8

[@mrrobbieman23]

A Plastic Spork GG

[@starghezer3602]

*PLOT TWIST*

[@andrewharvey1777]

Dan, I would love you more than I currently do if you play more of this game. Maybe even bring back NerdCubed Completes?

[@davidatkins2133]

He's currently doing a completes series on red faction Guerrilla then I think City Skylines then hopefully this but that's way in the future

[@reesemcgeese824]

omg he should do a completes/challenge series with this: sleep with everyone (EVERYONE!)

[@reesemcgeese824]

Revolt Wolf you need to chill my dude

[@RevoltLarzWolfblade]

Samantha Shepperd I'll laugh if you can manage to do your kid.

[@milesschober5634]

I rewatch this every couple months. It one of my few favorite videos

[@roetheboat1]

Cruz? CRUZ?! Your son is Cruz?? YOUR SON IS THE ZODIAC KILLER. MYSTERY FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES SOLVED!

[@anya6785]

This is one of those nerdcubed videos that you just have to go back and watch every few months

[@JesusCow77]

yes

[@LickMehBagel]

Probably one of my favorite NerdCubed videos

[@bushigambino1903]

Paramount Studios presents: Desperate Nerdcubettes Coming April 27th. Starring: Dan - Desperate nerd 1 Dan - Desperate nerd 2 Dan - Postman Dan - Husband Dan - Bicycle Director: Dan Screenwriter: Dan Cameraman: You've guessed it; Dan

[@bushigambino1903]

Scout Shellby So this movie seems like legit b-day gift for you. All the best, bro :)

[@paddyscone780]

This comes out a day *after* my birthday! I know what I'm asking for for my birthday!

[@WhaddonSnep]

And because their is adultery it the game and show that mean San does selfcest

[@lazywookie1239]

Really want a completes series of this when you are done with red faction

[@paulo_f1]

eric Devonshire The next complete series will be Cities: Skyline

[@lazywookie1239]

thats cool too. also how did you know what it would be?

[@ashtheraccoon809]

eric Devonshire He said that in a prior video, the FW cities skylines video, I think.

[@lazywookie1239]

ok thanks

[@morgan32]

I come back to this video at least once a year, it will always be my favorite.

[@JoeWuhPuh]

Oh shit you were serious? I though this was going to be a joke. LOL

[@samueltankerbottom7]

***** Same

[@mintymilkk]

***** I... I can't watch the video now

[@seraphic22]

It gets worse. Total Biscuit recommended this game to Dan on the co-optional podcast

[@SuperDeclan13]

sera .phic Think that's what he meant. Dan said he bought it right there and then on ebay...most thought he was joking xD

[@JoeWuhPuh]

EroticBaconRoll I saw Dan post the thumbnail on twitter and I thought it was a joke and when I saw this I thought it was still going to be a joke but horey sheet

[@jsf917]

I would definitely watch a NerdCubed Completes of this.

[@therudestofclouds2007]

"NO ITS TIGER WOODS" *dying*

[@jamesblond6053]

This game actually looks great, *PLEASE* make it your next completes

[@notimetoexpIain]

Its good to see you got round to it. I remember you getting it during the podcast with TB and You were talking about how you like the TV show. Also it would be cool to see something like a completes or a "month of"(old series) type deal of this game

[@arman4440]

I swear this is like my 50th rewatch

[@Southpaw535]

I do miss Nerd being this happy

[@Scigh-on]

Can we just acknowledge how well they recreated Susan's kitchen? It looks so accurate. For 2006 atleast

[@daneleach241]

Anyone else think he was gonna sleep with the therapist?

[@quinnandvalor9657]

I'm sad he didn't.

[@daneleach241]

Quinn and Valor Same

[@speedbass707]

Kazuto Kirigaya me

[@BigDylan66]

Kazuto Kirigaya yup

[@Karis94]

This is now my favourite Nerd Cubed video. Love Desperate Housewives, love the game, love Nerd!!

[@AEhyperion1997]

This video was gold. XD

[@exaltrobin2197]

Nice pic lol

[@canariawing]

i know it's been nearly 2 years since this video was released, but i still think it's worthy of a completes series ;_;... it would be so entertaining

[@DuchessRonnie]

Please make a part 2! I watched this last year, and I still love what you've done with the video to this day.

[@Grrness]

I would definitely watch more of Dan playing this…

[@VirusVox]

Please do a Completes series of this!!!!

[@BobbyBlockable]

This NEEDS a series!!!

[@littleangelinhell]

i come back to this video every few months or so, especially when I'm feeling down. It never fails to make me laugh.

[@nebw1999]

Man you would have to be desperate housewife to enjoy this game.

[@TheJoker-cq6bm]

Awesome vid!

[@TheJoker-cq6bm]

Lol

[@dylanhuang1598]

Dan confirmed woman?

[@MasterExploder61]

ben walker It actually doesn't look like a half-bad game. Looks more in depth than The Sims 4.

[@starghezer3602]

*PLOT TWIST!*

[@tamathemaid7171]

Dan: Perfect? How Perfect? (takes Banana Meatloaf of the oven) *gasps HEROMINE PERFECT!! Me: (Dies Laughing)

[@TasTheWatcher]

Appears in subscription box. Thinks: NerdCubed is playing Desperate Housewives. Followed by: Why is NerdCubed playing Desperate Housewives?

[@IncredibleMD]

Who was this game intended for besides the person in this video? "Viewers of Desperate Housewives" and "Video Game Players" seems like a pretty tiny overlap.

[@skydiamsteam6005]

I mean, I’m in it!

[@CranberryLeGoot]

"Yeah, Susan's-Susan's here too..." SO TRUE!

[@janatownsend-gee3409]

please do more of this nerd cubed completes please

[@elijahgeorge9235]

Looked up hot swallow. Should have expected a bunch of porn sites...

[@jeffreyvanderpost9851]

Lel

[@quinnfilmglasgow]

All hail L J Brown

[@iamagiantcat]

Ragnash did you not?

[@elijahgeorge9235]

No... I was expecting some flaming birds or something...

[@DagexonDark]

Ragnash Ahhh!! I thought you were joking.....

[@Noster181]

We learned so much about Dan today.

[@alexthegrape1000]

Should I be concerned as I genuinely found this really entertaining?

[@HellenBeddQueen]

Dude can you please continue this like we really enjoyed watching this and obviously you had a blast

[@Zeloverevolution]

I'm actually friends with a girl called Renee Reynolds. Her parents in fact didn't love her.

[@TxnnxrFPS]

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@marieparker9439]

this was a hilarious video and all, but did anyone notice the Van Der Camp portrait in Bree's house? that family portrait is actually in the series! for an old pixelly game, this has really good detail!

[@YodasGotSoul]

Goddamnit, why did Dan have to already announce Cities: Skylines as his next Completes? This would be much more entertaining!

[@poppybelle23]

I'd love to see you play more of this

[@PlatinumSpoons]

13:25 You missed an opportunity for "This lesbian kiss!"

[@OriginalDigit]

My sister owned this game (not sure what became of it), and I'd play it whenever we visited her house. I never saw the show, but I loved the game and it made me want to watch it. I really hope you do a NerdCubed Completes of this game at some point. I think you'll like it; the story gets a lot more interesting and the silly antics your character gets into is worth finishing to the end game. So much fun! :D

[@ryangeorgecornelius]

Welcome to the the 301 club Population: You, me and MORE THAN 299 OTHERS YOU DINGUS

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

Captain Dem poputation, you, the persone you were talking to, and EXACTLY 299 other people.

[@bartoszsyrocki6505]

+WizardOf *Persone *Population

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

Bartosz Syrocki i dont remember doing commenting that...

[@danagricken4197]

People might overlook or make fun of this game, but this was my favourite game to play as a kid. The huge plot twist at the end blew me away. (And you can go around slapping people, which is always fun.)

[@dawndishsoap3398]

I saw the "son being black" joke the moment I saw you could randomize them, and yet it still hit me like a ton of bricks well done

[@DaKnightsofawesome]

I know you don't do let's plays, but a lets play of this would be the best lets play ever made.

[@jordanbrown8996]

2 gigz of RAM hahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahqhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahayahahahahhaahahahhahagdjsjshahahahhshagajkaaaggagaggahahahahahahahahhahajajahajajahahahahahahaghahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahah Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahqhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahayahahahahhaahahahhahagdjsjshahahahhshagajkaaaggagaggahahahahahahahahhahajajahajajahahahahahahaghahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahah Hhahaha Ahahaha Hahah Ha Ha ... I need help

[@exaltrobin2197]

Pray pray to the Lord! Ahhhhhh I've been infected hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahahahhahahahahhahhahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahhahha *Dies*

[@coolkid82829]

Jordan Brown XD I was just like 'I pity these sad, sorry people with their miniscule RAM.'

[@DieWorm]

Dual core. PFFFFFFFT JAAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[@coolkid82829]

bleh

[@TheSilverValkyrie]

***** 8GB RAM is more than enough for today's games. I should know, I built a reasonably high-end PC last year (i5 4690K, GTX 970) with 8GBs of DDR3-1866 RAM, and it performs fantastically.

[@MagisterMalleus]

Finally! I've been waiting for this for months. Completes please!

[@Cruzz999]

So what you're saying is I'm kind of your son? ... I'm okay with this.

[@Astro_Jeff]

Please make this a full series!

[@Matty2e]

Somewhere Ted Cruz is weeping over the lack of international impact his name carries across the Atlantic.

[@hunnybunny118D]

This is making me want to go back and binge watch Desperate Housewives. It's amazing and over the top, and I love it.

[@glasspug]

I ORIGINally thought this would be a hell video.

[@SuddenlyANerdAppeared]

Dan! Add this to the best of nerdcubed playlist! It's one of the funniest videos I've seen on your channel.

[@goldendiamondz9786]

9:37 *laughs with dan* ... ... oh wait... my laptop only just pushes out 1 gig... crap

[@huntermcintosh8173]

+Golden DiamondZ he's snoring there

[@SmokeySmudgeStudio]

Thank you for playing a 4:3 game in the correct aspect ratio and for not stretching it to 16:9. This makes it much easier for me to watch on my ipad

[@grimm_plush]

NerdCubed completes: Desperate Housewives: The Game.

[@failingkidneys9058]

Literally the best n3 vid ever i want a completes series on this so bad

[@ryangrant8798]

NerdCubed Completes The Desperate Housewives!!!!

[@MissCookieThief]

NerdCubed Completes... Desperate Housewives: The Game

[@oggser8050]

Welcome to the under 301+ club. We have cake... OR DEATH

[@valware8933]

Can I have some death please

[@oggser8050]

Infamous Ghost SURE! *Shoots*

[@aayushsingh3927]

The Guy With No Picture Mmmmmm....tastes....... like DEATH!

[@curseofzeal]

The Guy With No PictureI'm on a diet, do you have any DEATH Lite?

[@wyzmith2840]

Lol I love Eddie Izzard :D, also death. WAIT NO CAKE!!!! *Dies*

[@TheMadman5000]

NerdCubed Completes right here

[@tk-nz4ct]

Yeah Susan, Susan's here too.

[@nicholascooper945]

"How perfect was I?" *Gasp* "HERMIONE PERFECT!"

[@urenda573]

You're supposed to say Cruz as Cruze since its spanish for cross

[@IAmTheBestMang]

urenda573 Would it not be pronounced Crooth? I'm sorry if you actually are Spanish and are right, it's just my knowledge of the Spanish language. :).

[@shedboy4lyf]

urenda573 He's joking

[@comradesulfur562]

IAmTheBestMang It's pronounced kinda like Cruise.

[@ivan9066]

MrSulfuricAcid Really ? Let me try-Cruz. Something like that ?

[@mmyees1167]

IAmTheBestMang I believe that is the Spain accent.

[@ThunderTurtle7]

They were so focused on whether or not they could, they didnt think about whether or not they should.

[@furrydevil1]

Dan...I am worried about you...GTA CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Thurzatuhl]

I would never imagine myself considering one minute of this bearable but it's one of the best videos this year!

[@rarwexe]

Livestream this game please.

[@brookesef]

Finally! You ordered this in co-optional podcast ages ago!

[@quinnandvalor9657]

15 characters in 8 years? Excuse you, Homestuck killed off everyone at some point, literally everyone has died infinite times

[@quinnandvalor9657]

I am a robot, blarp. It's called timelines.

[@yuridegtyarenko1528]

+Quinn and Valor It's not a competition. Just because more people die doesn't make something good. Statistically, more characters in The Walking Dead die than in Game of Thrones, but GoT is popularly considered the better of the two shows.

[@Madan2002]

50, not 15

[@quinnandvalor9657]

Cranberry Gaming 50 is still less than Homestuck

[@pokeclank4423]

Homestuck FTW !!!

[@JacksonJacoy]

I demand more of this series!

[@ariawinningson9007]

NERD COMPLETES

[@traxthetrashwizard]

"A Florida woman was arrested for stuffing her bra with a Hot Swallow." That's pretty accurate to the actual day to day affairs of Florida life.

[@alexthegrape1000]

11/10 - IGN "Like the sims, but more sex

[@JamieThelin]

Great Video, one of the best plays recently, I mean I actually laughed out loud, and that's hard

[@Jake-ds9sw]

NO NOT TIGER WOODS

[@gabrielgillespie9576]

"How perfect, Hermione perfect" -Daniel Hardcastel

[@gameshadow0078]

BEFORE MARRIAGE.. Boy : I have been waiting for this day Girl : Do you want me to leave ? Boy : No Girl : Do You Love Me ? Boy : Of course Girl : Will you ever cheat me ? Boy : Never in my life Girl : Will you ever kiss me ? Boy : Every chance I get Girl : Will you hit me ? Boy : Are you crazy ? Girl : Can I trust you ? Boy : Yes Girl : Sweet heart AFTER MARRIAGE... (read up)

[@Frodudus]

Dying... XD

[@sharonpeterson290]

oh I get it hahaha

[@TonyGaming1984]

Nerdcubed Completes... Desperate Housewives...you know you would wanna do it Dan

[@Orycun]

i didn't know nerd3 had a fenimine side.

[@ShasLaMontyr]

This needs a complete series so bad!

[@Trisky]

It's a sims clone how the hell has EA not sued whoever made this yet?

[@restinpeas1284]

Trisky They don't own life simulators. Anyone can make a life simulation game.

[@rambojambo3738]

I'm gonna make a game called sins. It's a he'll simulator.

[@Trisky]

Darrark True true, but EA seem like the kind of guys to want to sue anyone who makes a similar looking game

[@garbageboystinkman]

And i guess they'll sue everyone else who made a simulator type game while their at it!

[@tgsachris]

Trisky Since when was Ea known for stupid lawsuits? They know they dont own the rights to simulators, they wouldn't do anything but make themselves look worse if they tried that. (And they really dont need to look any worse)

[@elhadjhabbouche663]

"It features more deaths than ANY season of 24, like 15 named characters are killed off in the 8 years of the show." LOL You killed me with that line !! x-D

[@KarmaKodoku]

I was so excited when I saw this in my subscriptions! :D Dan you should definitely do a Complete series of this (If you want)

[@StrawberryBurst569]

Petition for Dan to do a Completes of this game!

[@AventuroPlays]

Nerd³ Completes... Desperate Housewives: The Game - this needs to be a thing! :D

[@chrisread2381]

I found this to be one of the best nerd3 videos ever. Fantastic work dan really brightened my day lol.

[@condorscondor]

a full playthrough of this would be amazeballs.

[@samblake1746]

Please do more of these videos. It had me crying with laughter