**FOR PEOPLE FLIPPING THEIR SHIT AFTER DAN MENTIONING THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE DYING** This video was recorded PRIOR to the events of Friday Night, he had no idea that it happened or would happen.
@devin83159 жыл бұрын
+CXonor24 That's what they want you to think! ;)
@wilsonsilva29189 жыл бұрын
Oh my god DAN PREDICTED THE FUTURE!
@PHANTOMCOWGIRL9 жыл бұрын
i mean, did people get on Deus Ex (whatever...)'s case about the twin towers? im serious, did they?
@officialdinodoestuff9 жыл бұрын
+CXonor24 I know what happened in france but the president of france didn't die right?
@Dr7More9 жыл бұрын
+CXonor24 Dan has the worst luck I swear...
@Cteklite8 жыл бұрын
Now that I think about it, a tactical bear would reduce crime rates exponentially.
@dempsy408 жыл бұрын
Shall we find Brock Lesnar?
@PewPewBeets8 жыл бұрын
+dempsy40 He said a regular bear not a shark in a bear suit in a human suit.
@dempsy408 жыл бұрын
Sgt.Beets Oh trust me he is much better
@audreyli35877 жыл бұрын
dempsy40
@errbellyq51897 жыл бұрын
And population rates.
@concon090909 жыл бұрын
"Like somewhere nobody has ever heard of. Like France". You picked a baaaad day to use that one Dan.
@Sparx6329 жыл бұрын
Well a bad day to upload that one. This video was probably recorded a week ago.
@dukctape9 жыл бұрын
+Sparx632 Yeah it was supoosed to be up a while back but I guess something came up. See Dan? See what happens when you break the schedule??
@AniSky7599 жыл бұрын
2:46 "You are in violation of several laws of physics. Surrender now or we will use force."
@jacobhenn15049 жыл бұрын
"As a police officer, you gotta be constantly vigilant- oh wooo, where'd you come from?" Ladies and gentlemen, the Nerd Cubed.
@CpnGame8 жыл бұрын
"A canine dog?!" As opposed to all those feline ones?
@anizziy66877 жыл бұрын
∆
@anizziy66877 жыл бұрын
**
@safyregamedev5347 жыл бұрын
indeed
@anonomuse90944 жыл бұрын
And it's a code bannannerinerginer!
@blax1404 жыл бұрын
i think feline dogs are better
@corgistaniel11509 жыл бұрын
All other music is in-game music. It makes me want to request a tactical bear.
@Sir-Blaze4 жыл бұрын
God's work
@Crankthatsnes9 жыл бұрын
Ow, that France joke...
@EikeSky9 жыл бұрын
+Crankthatsnes If it wasn't for yesterday, we all would've laughed.
@EikeSky9 жыл бұрын
+carlosbaldellou I sincerely believe that's the only thing that should be taken from all of this. Jokes made in innocence are fine. Terrorists and terrorism will never be okay.
@Robstar1009 жыл бұрын
+Eike Sky I laughed
@WakarimasenKa9 жыл бұрын
+carlosbaldellou That means he was in on it... DUN DUN DUNNNN!
@Zaza-n2q9 жыл бұрын
+Crankthatsnes He recorded this before it happened.
@arturaraujo739 жыл бұрын
"Hottest Fuzz"? Seems like Dan is taking inspiration from his sex life to create the titles.
@vooran9 жыл бұрын
+Artur Araújo Yeah, have you heard about the girl hoards around him? Horrible really.
@arturaraujo739 жыл бұрын
vooran #WorseThanParis #ImSorryImSoSorry
@vooran9 жыл бұрын
+Artur Araújo Me no judge Artur
@noroyaltyfreeukelelemusicm59369 жыл бұрын
Hot fuzz is a film m8
@arturaraujo739 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence Ohh yeah, I forgot he made a porno. Simon Pegg was amazing doing the bjs...
@DannyBReviews9 жыл бұрын
19:06 oooooooooh, poorly timed joke
@jabhdehutt19 жыл бұрын
who honestly gives a fuck? its not like he went haha lots of black French people getting shot by Isis lol at them
@DoctorWhoRoblox20129 жыл бұрын
+king jabhehutt (Kingjabhdehutt) Your the biggest pirck ever. Many people died whoever they are whatever they done they didn't deserve it.
@mattyip89329 жыл бұрын
+DannyBReviews He recorded this video before yesterday most likely. It's a innocent joke that was made before something brutal happened
@jabhdehutt19 жыл бұрын
***** do I sound like I give a fuck? Ur not gonna remember any of their names in a week or so so why the hell do you give a fuck either?
@dukctape9 жыл бұрын
+king jabhehutt (Kingjabhdehutt) Just shut the fuck up, you'd cry like a little bitch if you had someone you knew in that situation. Some of us prefer to be human with each other, as opposed to your obnoxious and selfish ass, apparently.
@MachoTaco249 жыл бұрын
What is this madness!? A Mods video on a Saturday?! Well i'm not complaining...
@vooran9 жыл бұрын
+MachoTaco That's so macho that tacos even get jealous.
@corycorp58899 жыл бұрын
+vooran hi Vooran! I've never know what your picture is. Is it a pink hill? Is it a beach with an overhang? I would like to know if you see this. Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?
@CollinxWijnnobel9 жыл бұрын
+CoryCorp It's a big toe gracefully coming out of the sea covering the sun.
@vooran9 жыл бұрын
CollinxWijnnobel ^
@aceman00000999 жыл бұрын
+MachoTaco he had to time it right (if you know what i mean ehehehe)
@jbal69569 жыл бұрын
Is it true that there's a place in a man's head where, if you shoot it, it'll EXPLODE?
@tobygibson43909 жыл бұрын
+jbal boy You ain't seen bad boys 2??
@therandomer62619 жыл бұрын
+jbal boy Pub?
@dukctape9 жыл бұрын
+jbal boy No, it depends on the caliber of the weapon, or the velocity of the round. A 9mm handgun would just punch a hole in your face. A 30-6 would blow a chunk off, and a .50 M2 BMG would evaporate your skull
@Jlang-es9lc9 жыл бұрын
+Brotein Enhancement Formula oh my god no... xD
@snubbyy9 жыл бұрын
+Brotein Enhancement Formula You. Are. Everywhere.
@thelabada7219 жыл бұрын
IMPORTANT DETAIL ABOUT THIS VIDEO: The France joke, along with the entire video, was made by Dan anywhere from a few weeks to months ago, and was set to automatically go on his channel today way before those events took place. He now has to choose whether or not to take this video down, or edit it, due to the unfortunate coincidence, but regardless of his decision, this wasn't made as a strange, oddly insensitive topical joke.
@TylerStewardTV9 жыл бұрын
I mean he could easily do neither. doesn't have to edit or take it down tbh. I found the unfortunate timing quite comedic.
@mistershiv429 жыл бұрын
17:57 I love how his body is placed dramatically under the lamp post.
@TrueXhomerS9 жыл бұрын
Dan 100% should not edit out the France joke simply because it isn't related in any way, and the more attention people give to terrorist attacks, the more attacks there will be because they are getting what they want... Coverage on what they can accomplish. It's simply just fear mongering. If people are offended about the joke, then maybe real life isn't for you.
@TrueXhomerS9 жыл бұрын
By "real life" I mean serious events and close relations to them
@Ramschat9 жыл бұрын
+TrueXhomerS I agree, allthough most people won't agree with this. Also, thousands of people die each day due to car accidents but apparently you only get sympathy on this level when you are killed by violence. Why is that? Even plane accidents don't cause these levels of attention in the media.
@watt04559 жыл бұрын
+Ramschat thousands die in the middle east each day from violence and still no coverage
@0osk9 жыл бұрын
+TrueXhomerS It wasn't even a joke about the terrorist attack. He recorded the fucking video days in advance.
@MrDitkovich9 жыл бұрын
+TrueXhomerS the video was made before the attacks
@SWatercolour9 жыл бұрын
lspdfr is probably better
@kovin249 жыл бұрын
It is lol.
@SWatercolour9 жыл бұрын
nah he's right, it's lcpdfr
@SWatercolour9 жыл бұрын
oh nevermind the website is lspdfr but it's lcpdfr
@rich51369 жыл бұрын
+Shitty Watercolour It is LSPDFR Gta IV was LCPDFR.
@aceman00000999 жыл бұрын
do you mean the gta 4 version was better than the gta 5 version?
@greatjj249 жыл бұрын
did Dan just claim responsibility for the Paris attacks yesterday?
@Cooltrain9 жыл бұрын
+harvey johnson He probably recorded this days back
@kingcallum14849 жыл бұрын
+cooltrain yeah he probably recoded this before the attack
@chylex9 жыл бұрын
+Liam Winnard *perfect timing
@brandonhodkin20719 жыл бұрын
+chylexCZ no, I'm pretty sure it's bad timing
@theunclesam559 жыл бұрын
+cooltrain we can only hope
@hitomi9699 жыл бұрын
involuntary joke about terrorism is still funny !
@ПётрИльи́чЧайковский-ь9м9 жыл бұрын
+hitomi969 Yes!
@PurranormalCatatonic9 жыл бұрын
ur dumb lol
@SCWIC9 жыл бұрын
+Purranormal Catatonic How is he dumb?
@iansmith53519 жыл бұрын
+Xanthous King Solaire it was recorded prior to the evwbrd
@hitomi9699 жыл бұрын
Ian Smith That's why I said "involuntary"...
@TophatTOTH9 жыл бұрын
I just found out that Sonic underground is on netflix.... I've been awake 47 hours
@vooran9 жыл бұрын
+TopHat TOTH Damn!!!
@Cade_The_Squirrel9 жыл бұрын
+TopHat TOTH *Gets loads of candy and 6 gallons of Pepsi* My body is ready for Sonic...
@yugioh15819 жыл бұрын
+TopHat TOTH I found that out a few months ago.
@mariosonicboom1239 жыл бұрын
+scorpian3600 It wasn't complete, it ended with a stupid ending that didn't reunite them with their mother. Basically the creators looked at the whole show and said "Fuck it" and just blew shit up instead.
@mariosonicboom1239 жыл бұрын
***** May i ask what made you facepalm because that was decently accurate to what actually happened.
@DanatronOne9 жыл бұрын
2:46 He's breaking the law! Of gravity! You should give him a suspended sentence.
@jubbie11229 жыл бұрын
dan has such a history of coincidences ( like his video on the game 13 being exactly 13:13 long) but holy shit i think thats the strangest one yet 0_0
@thediethrower18039 жыл бұрын
Dan can see the future.
@aceman00000999 жыл бұрын
+jubbie1122 I think he deliberately made that vid 13 minutes long
@toadtreeunhinged36798 жыл бұрын
+TheDieThrower he's the doctor
@facemaster298 жыл бұрын
"I'm a lone crop" ~Dan
@Bricklemore9 жыл бұрын
"the Mod fell off..." quote of the month.
@bridgeman14439 жыл бұрын
9:20 very strong SWAT agent.
@ecuadoriangamer37909 жыл бұрын
Why did the criminal go into a landromat? He wanted to launder his money...I'll leave.
@bartoszsyrocki65059 жыл бұрын
huehuehue
@thatdangerousplatypus97119 жыл бұрын
18:33 - The swat guy closed the back door XD.
@KesslerWB9 жыл бұрын
Can you finally play as Nicholas Angel in GTA V?
@TheGodOfTea9 жыл бұрын
+The Reaper "It's *Angel*, not *Angle*!! "
@KesslerWB9 жыл бұрын
Psychedelic Interrigation You're a doctor, deal with it.
@TheGodOfTea9 жыл бұрын
+The Reaper quality film
@KesslerWB9 жыл бұрын
Psychedelic Interrigation Indeed.
@KesslerWB9 жыл бұрын
Mike Smith That would be incredible.
@CollinxWijnnobel9 жыл бұрын
Dan, the police man.Would certainly watch a television show like that
@aooc12349 жыл бұрын
19:13 badly chosen country atm 😁
@Me-eu5pz9 жыл бұрын
2:32 It took me a few seconds to remember that you shouldn't run over cops when you're a cop.
@furiousbadgergaming30478 жыл бұрын
19:46 Ghostbuster easter egg by Dan? Will we see Dan suit up as a Ghostbuster anytime soon
@snufflebunny5398 жыл бұрын
wtf
@drakep.58575 жыл бұрын
It's a in game easter egg
@BobMcCoy7 жыл бұрын
Probably shouldn't have expected some Jeff Favignano type gameplay XD
@thenotoriousdig6109 жыл бұрын
What an intro
@DannyBReviews9 жыл бұрын
17:21 After years of being a train conductor Barry has finally achieved his life dream of being a police officer...oh
@Koltronn9 жыл бұрын
This no intro thing is getting weird, we didnt get to gear anything about the actual mod until almost two minutes in
@punnycake72707 жыл бұрын
Magician: is this your card? Dan: pulls out a gun*
@vooran9 жыл бұрын
The hottest Fuzz? So you're talking about me huh. Let me talk all about it. Someone actually said hi to me in the bus, I was like ''Am I that famous''. Apparently it was my sister, but it counts anyway. Also I'm so hot that my clothing actually gets burned. The clothes even get wet when they see me...well it's my sweat, but anyway. I'm the hottest fuzz around.
@Mike4Lifexx9 жыл бұрын
+vooran That's nice.
@vooran9 жыл бұрын
***** Long story short, Bigtoe comes up from the sea covering the three striped sun.
@ShiroAustin9 жыл бұрын
+vooran you should ping all the people who think you aren't the hottest
@vooran9 жыл бұрын
Demon Rock97 Thanks man!
@HarrierDuBoisLtDoubleYefreitor9 жыл бұрын
vooran No Problem
@vivianstanshall81219 жыл бұрын
it feels like i joined in halfway through at the start its incredibly impersonal without an intro or saying hello of any kind
@Neilchawda689 жыл бұрын
Hello procrastinators!
@HelloThere-ln2cb9 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Nicistarful9 жыл бұрын
+Shadownman21 LET IT GO!
@Neilchawda689 жыл бұрын
+The Renegade Animator I can't alright! We have lost to much already!
@JoeWuhPuh9 жыл бұрын
So many awkward coincidences in the video
@800Markus9 жыл бұрын
Like what?
@JoeWuhPuh9 жыл бұрын
800Markus Well there was one part where there was a mass shooting with a middle eastern male, and the bit about the French Pres dying... but yeah video was made before the event
@800Markus9 жыл бұрын
You said so many awkward coincidences so I assumed there were others
@MrNingaFilms9 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if that France joke was appropriate xD
@middynighty9 жыл бұрын
+MrNingaFilms He records days or weeks in advance. It was just a joke at the time, and is still meant as such. If the events of yesterday hadn't happened it would have been hilarious. It's just an unfortunate coincidence.
@MrNingaFilms9 жыл бұрын
middynighty I see.. very sad coincidence :(
@techandtrains1019 жыл бұрын
+MrNingaFilms Just makes the joke funnier.
@lurkingharris9 жыл бұрын
It *police-s* me to be able to watch these excellent videos :D I'm *a-law-ured* to the concept of watching Dan play some GTA 20 minutes or so :D
@lurkingharris9 жыл бұрын
+Radioactive Tempest (grimTranquility) :D
@cooldog2429 жыл бұрын
+Lurking Harris Is this just what you do? Hang around Dan's channel and make puns. Cool
@SINDRIKARL19 жыл бұрын
+Eoin O'Neill He doesn't "Hang" around the channel, He "Lurks" around it.
@lurkingharris9 жыл бұрын
Eoin O'Neill I need something to do :D And if I can do two things well, it's enjoy Nerdcubed and make puns. Both of them into 1 is my ideal form of fun :D
@vooran9 жыл бұрын
Sindri Karl Like a Lurking Harris. :P
@MattJames22119 жыл бұрын
the people getting chopped by the rotor blades is horrifying yet hilarious
@baileywhite32999 жыл бұрын
why not lspdfr
@kovin249 жыл бұрын
+Azumi ikr
@dukctape9 жыл бұрын
+Bailey White I thought the same thing. i think it's because LSPDFR is more serious about protocols and is a bit more finicky. This seems to be "jump in and be a cop" type stuff, I mean you can just spawn cops next to you, so I think it's more for shiggles and not simulating callouts and whatnot
@baileywhite32999 жыл бұрын
your probably right
@kes_r9 жыл бұрын
+Bailey White There are too many features for him to control it.
@ourhandsaretied9 жыл бұрын
That hit on the fire hydrant was brutal
@fredan4219 жыл бұрын
2:45 a real missed opportunity to say your are breaking the law of gravity
@skylerlehmkuhl1359 жыл бұрын
2:42 - "I'm arresting you for breaking the law of gravity!"
@breakinglimitssickjambutte94509 жыл бұрын
"President of I don't know...FRANCE" Really Dan xD
@onim269 жыл бұрын
Nerd³, the only KZbinr ever without an intro
@trevorphillips26919 жыл бұрын
I know it was a complete coicedence but the France joke was golden.
@huntercummings36286 жыл бұрын
Shoots an Aasult Rifle, yells "MERICA". Dan sure gets America and what we do.
@joeharvey74239 жыл бұрын
This is the sort of mod I expected to be brought out on GTA 5 PC. A mod that adds onto the realism of the game and not some unrealistic (But still awesome) God mode mod where you can spawn in what ever you want.
@TamagoSenshi9 жыл бұрын
Snow cop shows up in sunny weather; unable to handle the heat, he says "Snow good, I can't work like this!"
@SoraHjort9 жыл бұрын
2:45 No! Bad nerd bad! You were supposed to say "You are under arrest for breaking the laws of gravity!"
@wallabywright9319 жыл бұрын
hahaha that last sentence... you got your timing right
@Cripticcups2005 жыл бұрын
The president of somewhere you've never heard of... like France 😂😂 that cracked me up
@anonymous7099 жыл бұрын
@s:47 "you're under arrest for breaking the laws... of physics"
@mikemac8039 жыл бұрын
To people saying about the joke at 19:00, remember this video was recorded and uploaded a few days ago and was set to be made public today. I'm certain Dan is as outraged by the recent events as any other individual with sound mind and morals. RIP to the victims of this senseless violence.
@oracle57669 жыл бұрын
"President of france" *EPIC GASP* DAN IS A PROPHET!
@rs-vvv9 жыл бұрын
I forgot he stopped saying "Hello procrastinators".... **CRIES**
@Thiswhack9 жыл бұрын
that frace president thing was total savagery
@troygodden7869 жыл бұрын
He recorded this video way back it would have been funny if this video was released before the 13th
@Da_Juice9 жыл бұрын
+Alex Mendez I think it was just some bad timing, this was likely recorded before the attacks :/ fucking terrorists...
@troygodden7869 жыл бұрын
Ben Bizzle very true
@stewhiteywhite9 жыл бұрын
you really need to do GTA 5 A-team style Dan, get a black van & 4 characters & go on missions to save the world of baddies, using stuff like sticky bombs etc.
@jamesj-m21379 жыл бұрын
Never laughed so much in my life, this is why i subscribed and the France bit was the finisher great vid.
@thequeenofspades9 жыл бұрын
The missing "Heeeellllllllllloooooooooooo Prroooooocrastinators" really keeps throwing me.
@GhostGlitch.9 жыл бұрын
4:44 "when you're the police you gotta be constantly vigilant." instantly crashes into a car.
@eanhouston51717 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't the president of America, he was the president of some place we never heard of, like France." -quotes from OfficalNerdCubed
@TheDb8849 жыл бұрын
I love how at 18:33 the swat guy closes the back door mid roll.
@charlieobrien70239 жыл бұрын
Hot fuzz is an exceptional film
@louieparsons38539 жыл бұрын
"That problem been solved" *explosion*
@jackwood84969 жыл бұрын
That last joke about presidents.... Was really ill timed...
@rocktalon29 жыл бұрын
16:11 "Now I'm a lone crop, on the run"
@leecannon56809 жыл бұрын
"The President of France" I lost it
@dyl_out9 жыл бұрын
3:30 "I think I died... which is slightly odd..." - Dan
@evanbrodo98989 жыл бұрын
2:47 youre under arrest for breaking the laws... OF PHYSICS!
@bl4ckscor39 жыл бұрын
The mod is astonishingly realistic.
@Mini_Squatch9 жыл бұрын
I have not laughed this hard at a video in a good long while
@YarielPena-y7m7 жыл бұрын
"when ur a cop u always need to be alerted" proceeds to immidiatley hit a car
@jamieburke16168 жыл бұрын
Regency hotel? I believe Dan can predict acts of extreme violence..
@EM81YT5 жыл бұрын
That ghost joke at the end made me laugh a bit
@anagramgamaran7448 жыл бұрын
I can't help but think that golf course incident was a caddy party gone wrong.
@hank94999 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, "Like France". I wonder how many people got mad at him without knowing that this was filmed before the attacks.
@marcusmerritt89479 жыл бұрын
Nerdcubed should combine the riot and police mods and try to escape the city with up to four police partners.
@officialdinodoestuff9 жыл бұрын
"YOU ARE GONNA CRY LIKE *_undiscribable gibberish_*"?
@BunniMonster9 жыл бұрын
"Five shots rapid". Misquoted Doctor Who reference FTW!
@mattofalltrades7 жыл бұрын
There were no murders. Just tragic accidents. Crusty jugglers...
@PrinceLeviathan3 жыл бұрын
Honestly they should've kept the vigilante/most wanted activities from the old games.
@andrewcassidy17906 жыл бұрын
"don't tear gas random old ladies" you're a police officer Dan, thats exactly what you do
@BillAngell3 жыл бұрын
This... aged like milk
@codebreaker58249 жыл бұрын
"When your the police,you need to be constantly vigilant" he says as he crashes into a car.
@NoFormalTraining9 жыл бұрын
What you need as a police theme tune, the theme tune to "The Bill"
@tryignan9 жыл бұрын
president of France well done dan great timing
@smadge19 жыл бұрын
"It's just 3 crashed police cars... 4 crashed police cars."
@hoovy51478 жыл бұрын
Dan is literally JUST like the modern American police force.
@allie-ontheweb9 жыл бұрын
'I am the best at police officer' Nerd Cubed, 2015.
@Jasonwolf14959 жыл бұрын
Really!? Man floating in air, and you don't go with "You're underarrest for breaking the laws of physics."
@syahmikadira68329 жыл бұрын
No partner is a better partner than Officer Dave in the GTAIV police mod video.R.I.P Officer Dave.
@extrad0g6519 жыл бұрын
"When you are the police, you have to be constantly vigilant!" *Crashes into car* "Where the hell did that come from?"
@brightoncarroll82038 жыл бұрын
When he hit that fire hidrent to omfg
@JoePug2499 жыл бұрын
@11:24 Spongebob: Let me be struck by... a flying riot truck....... AND LIVE!!!
@DearGodWhatIsntTaken9 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping this was a Hot Fuzz mod with Sergeant Angel and Officer Danny.