Nerd³ Mods... GTA V - Hottest Fuzz

[@Sanguineyy]

**FOR PEOPLE FLIPPING THEIR SHIT AFTER DAN MENTIONING THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE DYING** This video was recorded PRIOR to the events of Friday Night, he had no idea that it happened or would happen.

[@devin8315]

+CXonor24 That's what they want you to think! ;)

[@wilsonsilva2918]

Oh my god DAN PREDICTED THE FUTURE!

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

i mean, did people get on Deus Ex (whatever...)'s case about the twin towers? im serious, did they?

[@officialdinodoestuff]

+CXonor24 I know what happened in france but the president of france didn't die right?

[@Dr7More]

+CXonor24 Dan has the worst luck I swear...

[@Cteklite]

Now that I think about it, a tactical bear would reduce crime rates exponentially.

[@dempsy40]

Shall we find Brock Lesnar?

[@PewPewBeets]

+dempsy40 He said a regular bear not a shark in a bear suit in a human suit.

[@dempsy40]

Sgt.Beets Oh trust me he is much better

[@audreyli3587]

dempsy40

[@errbellyq5189]

And population rates.

[@concon09090]

"Like somewhere nobody has ever heard of. Like France". You picked a baaaad day to use that one Dan.

[@Sparx632]

Well a bad day to upload that one. This video was probably recorded a week ago.

[@dukctape]

+Sparx632 Yeah it was supoosed to be up a while back but I guess something came up. See Dan? See what happens when you break the schedule??

[@AniSky759]

2:46 "You are in violation of several laws of physics. Surrender now or we will use force."

[@jacobhenn1504]

"As a police officer, you gotta be constantly vigilant- oh wooo, where'd you come from?" Ladies and gentlemen, the Nerd Cubed.

[@CpnGame]

"A canine dog?!" As opposed to all those feline ones?

[@anizziy6687]

∆

[@anizziy6687]

**

[@safyregamedev534]

indeed

[@anonomuse9094]

And it's a code bannannerinerginer!

[@blax140]

i think feline dogs are better

[@corgistaniel1150]

All other music is in-game music. It makes me want to request a tactical bear.

[@Sir-Blaze]

God's work

[@Crankthatsnes]

Ow, that France joke...

[@EikeSky]

+Crankthatsnes If it wasn't for yesterday, we all would've laughed.

[@EikeSky]

+carlosbaldellou I sincerely believe that's the only thing that should be taken from all of this. Jokes made in innocence are fine. Terrorists and terrorism will never be okay.

[@Robstar100]

+Eike Sky I laughed

[@WakarimasenKa]

+carlosbaldellou That means he was in on it... DUN DUN DUNNNN!

[@Zaza-n2q]

+Crankthatsnes He recorded this before it happened.

[@arturaraujo73]

"Hottest Fuzz"? Seems like Dan is taking inspiration from his sex life to create the titles.

[@vooran]

+Artur Araújo Yeah, have you heard about the girl hoards around him? Horrible really.

[@arturaraujo73]

vooran #WorseThanParis #ImSorryImSoSorry

[@vooran]

+Artur Araújo Me no judge Artur

[@noroyaltyfreeukelelemusicm5936]

Hot fuzz is a film m8

[@arturaraujo73]

Chef Excellence Ohh yeah, I forgot he made a porno. Simon Pegg was amazing doing the bjs...

[@DannyBReviews]

19:06 oooooooooh, poorly timed joke

[@jabhdehutt1]

who honestly gives a fuck? its not like he went haha lots of black French people getting shot by Isis lol at them

[@DoctorWhoRoblox2012]

+king jabhehutt (Kingjabhdehutt) Your the biggest pirck ever. Many people died whoever they are whatever they done they didn't deserve it.

[@mattyip8932]

+DannyBReviews He recorded this video before yesterday most likely. It's a innocent joke that was made before something brutal happened

[@jabhdehutt1]

***** do I sound like I give a fuck? Ur not gonna remember any of their names in a week or so so why the hell do you give a fuck either?

[@dukctape]

+king jabhehutt (Kingjabhdehutt) Just shut the fuck up, you'd cry like a little bitch if you had someone you knew in that situation. Some of us prefer to be human with each other, as opposed to your obnoxious and selfish ass, apparently.

[@MachoTaco24]

What is this madness!? A Mods video on a Saturday?! Well i'm not complaining...

[@vooran]

+MachoTaco That's so macho that tacos even get jealous.

[@corycorp5889]

+vooran hi Vooran! I've never know what your picture is. Is it a pink hill? Is it a beach with an overhang? I would like to know if you see this. Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?

[@CollinxWijnnobel]

+CoryCorp It's a big toe gracefully coming out of the sea covering the sun.

[@vooran]

CollinxWijnnobel ^

[@aceman0000099]

+MachoTaco he had to time it right (if you know what i mean ehehehe)

[@jbal6956]

Is it true that there's a place in a man's head where, if you shoot it, it'll EXPLODE?

[@tobygibson4390]

+jbal boy You ain't seen bad boys 2??

[@therandomer6261]

+jbal boy Pub?

[@dukctape]

+jbal boy No, it depends on the caliber of the weapon, or the velocity of the round. A 9mm handgun would just punch a hole in your face. A 30-6 would blow a chunk off, and a .50 M2 BMG would evaporate your skull

[@Jlang-es9lc]

+Brotein Enhancement Formula oh my god no... xD

[@snubbyy]

+Brotein Enhancement Formula You. Are. Everywhere.

[@thelabada721]

IMPORTANT DETAIL ABOUT THIS VIDEO: The France joke, along with the entire video, was made by Dan anywhere from a few weeks to months ago, and was set to automatically go on his channel today way before those events took place. He now has to choose whether or not to take this video down, or edit it, due to the unfortunate coincidence, but regardless of his decision, this wasn't made as a strange, oddly insensitive topical joke.

[@TylerStewardTV]

I mean he could easily do neither. doesn't have to edit or take it down tbh. I found the unfortunate timing quite comedic.

[@mistershiv42]

17:57 I love how his body is placed dramatically under the lamp post.

[@TrueXhomerS]

Dan 100% should not edit out the France joke simply because it isn't related in any way, and the more attention people give to terrorist attacks, the more attacks there will be because they are getting what they want... Coverage on what they can accomplish. It's simply just fear mongering. If people are offended about the joke, then maybe real life isn't for you.

[@TrueXhomerS]

By "real life" I mean serious events and close relations to them

[@Ramschat]

+TrueXhomerS I agree, allthough most people won't agree with this. Also, thousands of people die each day due to car accidents but apparently you only get sympathy on this level when you are killed by violence. Why is that? Even plane accidents don't cause these levels of attention in the media.

[@watt0455]

+Ramschat thousands die in the middle east each day from violence and still no coverage

[@0osk]

+TrueXhomerS It wasn't even a joke about the terrorist attack. He recorded the fucking video days in advance.

[@MrDitkovich]

+TrueXhomerS the video was made before the attacks

[@SWatercolour]

lspdfr is probably better

[@kovin24]

It is lol.

[@SWatercolour]

nah he's right, it's lcpdfr

[@SWatercolour]

oh nevermind the website is lspdfr but it's lcpdfr

[@rich5136]

+Shitty Watercolour It is LSPDFR Gta IV was LCPDFR.

[@aceman0000099]

do you mean the gta 4 version was better than the gta 5 version?

[@greatjj24]

did Dan just claim responsibility for the Paris attacks yesterday?

[@Cooltrain]

+harvey johnson He probably recorded this days back

[@kingcallum1484]

+cooltrain yeah he probably recoded this before the attack

[@chylex]

+Liam Winnard *perfect timing

[@brandonhodkin2071]

+chylexCZ no, I'm pretty sure it's bad timing

[@theunclesam55]

+cooltrain we can only hope

[@hitomi969]

involuntary joke about terrorism is still funny !

[@ПётрИльи́чЧайковский-ь9м]

+hitomi969 Yes!

[@PurranormalCatatonic]

ur dumb lol

[@SCWIC]

+Purranormal Catatonic How is he dumb?

[@iansmith5351]

+Xanthous King Solaire it was recorded prior to the evwbrd

[@hitomi969]

Ian Smith That's why I said "involuntary"...

[@TophatTOTH]

I just found out that Sonic underground is on netflix.... I've been awake 47 hours

[@vooran]

+TopHat TOTH Damn!!!

[@Cade_The_Squirrel]

+TopHat TOTH *Gets loads of candy and 6 gallons of Pepsi* My body is ready for Sonic...

[@yugioh1581]

+TopHat TOTH I found that out a few months ago.

[@mariosonicboom123]

+scorpian3600 It wasn't complete, it ended with a stupid ending that didn't reunite them with their mother. Basically the creators looked at the whole show and said "Fuck it" and just blew shit up instead.

[@mariosonicboom123]

***** May i ask what made you facepalm because that was decently accurate to what actually happened.

[@DanatronOne]

2:46 He's breaking the law! Of gravity! You should give him a suspended sentence.

[@jubbie1122]

dan has such a history of coincidences ( like his video on the game 13 being exactly 13:13 long) but holy shit i think thats the strangest one yet 0_0

[@thediethrower1803]

Dan can see the future.

[@aceman0000099]

+jubbie1122 I think he deliberately made that vid 13 minutes long

[@toadtreeunhinged3679]

+TheDieThrower he's the doctor

[@facemaster29]

"I'm a lone crop" ~Dan

[@Bricklemore]

"the Mod fell off..." quote of the month.

[@bridgeman1443]

9:20 very strong SWAT agent.

[@ecuadoriangamer3790]

Why did the criminal go into a landromat? He wanted to launder his money...I'll leave.

[@bartoszsyrocki6505]

huehuehue

[@thatdangerousplatypus9711]

18:33 - The swat guy closed the back door XD.

[@KesslerWB]

Can you finally play as Nicholas Angel in GTA V?

[@TheGodOfTea]

+The Reaper "It's *Angel*, not *Angle*!! "

[@KesslerWB]

Psychedelic Interrigation You're a doctor, deal with it.

[@TheGodOfTea]

+The Reaper quality film

[@KesslerWB]

Psychedelic Interrigation Indeed.

[@KesslerWB]

Mike Smith That would be incredible.

[@CollinxWijnnobel]

Dan, the police man.Would certainly watch a television show like that

[@aooc1234]

19:13 badly chosen country atm 😁

[@Me-eu5pz]

2:32 It took me a few seconds to remember that you shouldn't run over cops when you're a cop.

[@furiousbadgergaming3047]

19:46 Ghostbuster easter egg by Dan? Will we see Dan suit up as a Ghostbuster anytime soon

[@snufflebunny539]

wtf

[@drakep.5857]

It's a in game easter egg

[@BobMcCoy]

Probably shouldn't have expected some Jeff Favignano type gameplay XD

[@thenotoriousdig610]

What an intro

[@DannyBReviews]

17:21 After years of being a train conductor Barry has finally achieved his life dream of being a police officer...oh

[@Koltronn]

This no intro thing is getting weird, we didnt get to gear anything about the actual mod until almost two minutes in

[@punnycake7270]

Magician: is this your card? Dan: pulls out a gun*

[@vooran]

The hottest Fuzz? So you're talking about me huh. Let me talk all about it. Someone actually said hi to me in the bus, I was like ''Am I that famous''. Apparently it was my sister, but it counts anyway. Also I'm so hot that my clothing actually gets burned. The clothes even get wet when they see me...well it's my sweat, but anyway. I'm the hottest fuzz around.

[@Mike4Lifexx]

+vooran That's nice.

[@vooran]

***** Long story short, Bigtoe comes up from the sea covering the three striped sun.

[@ShiroAustin]

+vooran you should ping all the people who think you aren't the hottest

[@vooran]

Demon Rock97 Thanks man!

[@HarrierDuBoisLtDoubleYefreitor]

vooran No Problem

[@vivianstanshall8121]

it feels like i joined in halfway through at the start its incredibly impersonal without an intro or saying hello of any kind

[@Neilchawda68]

Hello procrastinators!

[@HelloThere-ln2cb]

Hi

[@Nicistarful]

+Shadownman21 LET IT GO!

[@Neilchawda68]

+The Renegade Animator I can't alright! We have lost to much already!

[@JoeWuhPuh]

So many awkward coincidences in the video

[@800Markus]

Like what?

[@JoeWuhPuh]

800Markus Well there was one part where there was a mass shooting with a middle eastern male, and the bit about the French Pres dying... but yeah video was made before the event

[@800Markus]

You said so many awkward coincidences so I assumed there were others

[@MrNingaFilms]

I'm not sure if that France joke was appropriate xD

[@middynighty]

+MrNingaFilms He records days or weeks in advance. It was just a joke at the time, and is still meant as such. If the events of yesterday hadn't happened it would have been hilarious. It's just an unfortunate coincidence.

[@MrNingaFilms]

middynighty I see.. very sad coincidence :(

[@techandtrains101]

+MrNingaFilms Just makes the joke funnier.

[@lurkingharris]

It *police-s* me to be able to watch these excellent videos :D I'm *a-law-ured* to the concept of watching Dan play some GTA 20 minutes or so :D

[@lurkingharris]

+Radioactive Tempest (grimTranquility) :D

[@cooldog242]

+Lurking Harris Is this just what you do? Hang around Dan's channel and make puns. Cool

[@SINDRIKARL1]

+Eoin O'Neill He doesn't "Hang" around the channel, He "Lurks" around it.

[@lurkingharris]

Eoin O'Neill I need something to do :D And if I can do two things well, it's enjoy Nerdcubed and make puns. Both of them into 1 is my ideal form of fun :D

[@vooran]

Sindri Karl Like a Lurking Harris. :P

[@MattJames2211]

the people getting chopped by the rotor blades is horrifying yet hilarious

[@baileywhite3299]

why not lspdfr

[@kovin24]

+Azumi ikr

[@dukctape]

+Bailey White I thought the same thing. i think it's because LSPDFR is more serious about protocols and is a bit more finicky. This seems to be "jump in and be a cop" type stuff, I mean you can just spawn cops next to you, so I think it's more for shiggles and not simulating callouts and whatnot

[@baileywhite3299]

your probably right

[@kes_r]

+Bailey White There are too many features for him to control it.

[@ourhandsaretied]

That hit on the fire hydrant was brutal

[@fredan421]

2:45 a real missed opportunity to say your are breaking the law of gravity

[@skylerlehmkuhl135]

2:42 - "I'm arresting you for breaking the law of gravity!"

[@breakinglimitssickjambutte9450]

"President of I don't know...FRANCE" Really Dan xD

[@onim26]

Nerd³, the only KZbinr ever without an intro

[@trevorphillips2691]

I know it was a complete coicedence but the France joke was golden.

[@huntercummings3628]

Shoots an Aasult Rifle, yells "MERICA". Dan sure gets America and what we do.

[@joeharvey7423]

This is the sort of mod I expected to be brought out on GTA 5 PC. A mod that adds onto the realism of the game and not some unrealistic (But still awesome) God mode mod where you can spawn in what ever you want.

[@TamagoSenshi]

Snow cop shows up in sunny weather; unable to handle the heat, he says "Snow good, I can't work like this!"

[@SoraHjort]

2:45 No! Bad nerd bad! You were supposed to say "You are under arrest for breaking the laws of gravity!"

[@wallabywright931]

hahaha that last sentence... you got your timing right

[@Cripticcups200]

The president of somewhere you've never heard of... like France 😂😂 that cracked me up

[@anonymous709]

@s:47 "you're under arrest for breaking the laws... of physics"

[@mikemac803]

To people saying about the joke at 19:00, remember this video was recorded and uploaded a few days ago and was set to be made public today. I'm certain Dan is as outraged by the recent events as any other individual with sound mind and morals. RIP to the victims of this senseless violence.

[@oracle5766]

"President of france" *EPIC GASP* DAN IS A PROPHET!

[@rs-vvv]

I forgot he stopped saying "Hello procrastinators".... **CRIES**

[@Thiswhack]

that frace president thing was total savagery

[@troygodden786]

He recorded this video way back it would have been funny if this video was released before the 13th

[@Da_Juice]

+Alex Mendez I think it was just some bad timing, this was likely recorded before the attacks :/ fucking terrorists...

[@troygodden786]

Ben Bizzle very true

[@stewhiteywhite]

you really need to do GTA 5 A-team style Dan, get a black van & 4 characters & go on missions to save the world of baddies, using stuff like sticky bombs etc.

[@jamesj-m2137]

Never laughed so much in my life, this is why i subscribed and the France bit was the finisher great vid.

[@thequeenofspades]

The missing "Heeeellllllllllloooooooooooo Prroooooocrastinators" really keeps throwing me.

[@GhostGlitch.]

4:44 "when you're the police you gotta be constantly vigilant." instantly crashes into a car.

[@eanhouston5171]

"It wasn't the president of America, he was the president of some place we never heard of, like France." -quotes from OfficalNerdCubed

[@TheDb884]

I love how at 18:33 the swat guy closes the back door mid roll.

[@charlieobrien7023]

Hot fuzz is an exceptional film

[@louieparsons3853]

"That problem been solved" *explosion*

[@jackwood8496]

That last joke about presidents.... Was really ill timed...

[@rocktalon2]

16:11 "Now I'm a lone crop, on the run"

[@leecannon5680]

"The President of France" I lost it

[@dyl_out]

3:30 "I think I died... which is slightly odd..." - Dan

[@evanbrodo9898]

2:47 youre under arrest for breaking the laws... OF PHYSICS!

[@bl4ckscor3]

The mod is astonishingly realistic.

[@Mini_Squatch]

I have not laughed this hard at a video in a good long while

[@YarielPena-y7m]

"when ur a cop u always need to be alerted" proceeds to immidiatley hit a car

[@jamieburke1616]

Regency hotel? I believe Dan can predict acts of extreme violence..

[@EM81YT]

That ghost joke at the end made me laugh a bit

[@anagramgamaran744]

I can't help but think that golf course incident was a caddy party gone wrong.

[@hank9499]

Lmfao, "Like France". I wonder how many people got mad at him without knowing that this was filmed before the attacks.

[@marcusmerritt8947]

Nerdcubed should combine the riot and police mods and try to escape the city with up to four police partners.

[@officialdinodoestuff]

"YOU ARE GONNA CRY LIKE *_undiscribable gibberish_*"?

[@BunniMonster]

"Five shots rapid". Misquoted Doctor Who reference FTW!

[@mattofalltrades]

There were no murders. Just tragic accidents. Crusty jugglers...

[@PrinceLeviathan]

Honestly they should've kept the vigilante/most wanted activities from the old games.

[@andrewcassidy1790]

"don't tear gas random old ladies" you're a police officer Dan, thats exactly what you do

[@BillAngell]

This... aged like milk

[@codebreaker5824]

"When your the police,you need to be constantly vigilant" he says as he crashes into a car.

[@NoFormalTraining]

What you need as a police theme tune, the theme tune to "The Bill"

[@tryignan]

president of France well done dan great timing

[@smadge1]

"It's just 3 crashed police cars... 4 crashed police cars."

[@hoovy5147]

Dan is literally JUST like the modern American police force.

[@allie-ontheweb]

'I am the best at police officer' Nerd Cubed, 2015.

[@Jasonwolf1495]

Really!? Man floating in air, and you don't go with "You're underarrest for breaking the laws of physics."

[@syahmikadira6832]

No partner is a better partner than Officer Dave in the GTAIV police mod video.R.I.P Officer Dave.

[@extrad0g651]

"When you are the police, you have to be constantly vigilant!" *Crashes into car* "Where the hell did that come from?"

[@brightoncarroll8203]

When he hit that fire hidrent to omfg

[@JoePug249]

@11:24 Spongebob: Let me be struck by... a flying riot truck....... AND LIVE!!!

[@DearGodWhatIsntTaken]

I was really hoping this was a Hot Fuzz mod with Sergeant Angel and Officer Danny.

[@pickupthatcan9696]

10:18 Thank you for the doors, Jesus!