Nerd³ Plays... Airport Firefighter Simulator

[@jonathanlobb8208]

As someone who spent 8 years as a real life airport firefighter, I believe this might be the most accurate job simulator ever made.

[@shadophaxx2401]

Thanks for all the fences you check

[@embraerally2208]

@@shadophaxx2401 And bins you extinquish

[@ThatEccentricguy]

And planes you destroy

[@squishylemon8577]

and children u leave behind

[@myg0t_jsm]

And lawsuits you collect

[@NerdCubed]

Yep. That spate of fires in an airport that was on the new everywhere was really bad...

[@speedbird227]

"Attention all passengers, all flights have been delayed due to spontaneously combusting dumpsters."

[@webbernaturalssleepsupport4092]

or "Attention Passengers all flights have been delayed by some guy running into planes and trying to go back to airport simulator 2014 by trying to break the fences we are terribly not sorry"

[@Tustin2121]

"spontaneously combusting dumpsters" People have been throwing away a lot of Galaxy Note 7's recently, clearly.

[@webbernaturalssleepsupport4092]

***** good one!

[@polandball5294]

iPhone 7's*

[@embraerally2208]

@@Tustin2121 You mean iPhone 7's?

[@CommentCritic]

After 7 years I've realized that "FIRE... exclamation mark" is a reference to Moss from The IT Crowd.

[@JohnGuiltyGear]

"What do they put in those garbage bins?" "Oh we didn't use this fuel on the trip.... Just put it in the dust bin" XD

[@JohnGuiltyGear]

CHICKEN

[@pravda2636]

StrippedChicken KFC?

[@Flooberoid]

Working a 24 hour shift with a maximum of four hours' rest. It's so realistic!

[@cats1970]

I watch these simulator videos when I’m about to have a panic attack. The games are so uneventful that the mix with great jokes calms me right down :)

[@pulgmaz4564]

Dan is such a comforting youtuber when you're feeling down or stressed

[@Zali_]

I literally just had one and am watching his vids to feel better. I completely agree, he is very comforting.

[@SMVB-cl6oc]

"lets cross the runway YHAAAA!!!!! ohhhhohohohoh ohhhhhohohoho ohhhhohohohoh" liked, and subscribed :D

[@em_is_online]

I about died at that part lol

[@bmulder11]

+Emily Levy same

[@TheLamp2003]

at what time did that happen

[@svampebob007]

+cheeki breeki it's his mating call

[@truennn]

But... If the shifts always start at 6:00, and they last 24 hours, then when they end they would start again! DO THESE PEOPLE NOT SLEEP!?

[@bobsempletank1222]

l think that days off exist

[@rijden-nu]

ROFL @ 15:15 :) Right, let's cross the runway-SHRIIIEEEK Whooooohohoho, Whooohohoho, hoo-hoho, HO, ho, hohohoho, *gasp* hohohohoh, *gasp* whohne'ho... *gasp* hohohuh... *gasp* let's not cross the runways any more without looking. Read while it plays, i think it's accurate :D

[@Starfire-nv3nk]

6 years later and its still accurate

[@rijden-nu]

@@Starfire-nv3nk I know right

[@casp1]

@@Starfire-nv3nk 7 years later and still accurate

[@jemassmith474]

10 yr crew checking in still accurate

[@rijden-nu]

@jemassmith474 thanks for checking guys!

[@DMFDan2]

Best part: Alright, let's cross the runwa- GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mediahatproductions8984]

Famous last words

[@yetanother9127]

15:15, for reference.

[@MrGreglego]

jet fuel cant melt rubbish bins

[@harveylea108]

It's BIN laden

[@davidparker3567]

Greg Koc

[@wilsonm6839]

Harvey Lea no

[@JamesPolymer]

How about we create a simulator game of someone _playing simulator games?_ Complete with head-desk animations, nacho binging, and a tearful nervous breakdown ending with a gunshot! =D

[@redgaming2253]

I would definetly get that!

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

So, Nerd³ Plays... Airport Simulator 2014 Simulator?

[@levygaming3133]

"Oh my god it's kilometers an hour!" "I said it *sarcastically!*" feel free not to believe me.

[@GeahkBurchill]

This game looks like it might compete with Superman on the N64 for absolute burning rubbishness. DON'T get the fire extinguisher. Let it burn.

[@GeahkBurchill]

Also, WTH is up with the gas mileage on that truck? It get's less than a liter per kilometer! Bulldozers pushing houses are more fuel efficient.

[@swsephy]

Geahk Burchill This has NOTHING on Superman for the N64, lol. However (and I do not want to defend this game at all), the fuel seems okay since the time duration is pretty fast.

[@bgu6703]

Still it's nothing compared to E.T on the Atari 2600.

[@J7Handle]

Geahk Burchill The MAZ-7310 is... not more fuel efficient than the truck. Not even close. Huh.

[@georgeaveline9739]

"Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing" for PC and "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties!" for 3DO are the worst games of all time.

[@Aussie50]

ROFLMAO, who actually buys these games with the intention of playing them sorta-properly?

[@Aussie50]

Emulen2 I was not referring to the good ones, i was referring to really crappy ones like this, and Underground Mining Simulator for example. I can only guess they are aimed at little kids who are obsessed with the vehicles featured in them. and do not care about faulty gameplay or derpy physics.

[@alfiepeet5433]

Mono I like your videos

[@jollyroger6466]

Aussie50 I buy them there fun

[@LocoMotionOfficial]

I do. BECAUSE THEN I CAN CRUSH THE AI's SOULS

[@TheKindGamers]

Anthony Markson Actually, it's already a quite old thing.

[@oscarbristow1763]

It's the Deflorian! 7:02

[@MurphLAZ3R]

Just thought you should know, this game came out for the Nintendo Switch a couple weeks ago. Do you want to become Florian-1, checking fences and putting out flaming trash bins on the go? Then... I dunno, talk to a therapist or something.

[@pulgmaz4564]

On it 👌

[@xxx_xbox_onex_xxx]

Fav line Nerd:Lets cross the runwa-DAAAAAAAH!!!!

[@Mrbananaz500]

Put the speed at 0.5 and he sounds really drunk :D

[@pyro_69]

Jeremy Plonkton oh yeah

[@stefan1250]

Funny thing about this game, I've been pushing the limits to what's possible in this game without changing any files by feats such as riding the non-decorative aircraft as they take off, and if it's done correctly it will take you straight off the map at an incredible speed. You just have to find a plane that's recently landed and when it goes to park, get out of your vehicle (if you have one), park it somewhere out of the way and board the plane by jumping on to it's jet engines, or if it's a smaller plane then just try to do it from the nose of the plane. It will take some time until the plane starts taxiing for takeoff so you should obviously be doing this while a mission is in progress so that a callout doesn't just abruptly interrupt your progress. When the plane is about to take off, stand at the foot of the tail fin, or the rudder, and if it is a 747 you likely wouldn't even be able to get on top of the main fuselage of the plane so just stand somehwere close to the cabin on top of the hydraulics of the rear wing section, or the "flaps". If it works, you should be flying off the map alongside the departing plane and it will eventually despawn but you will continue flying away from the map. And it's quite a nice experience frankly, to see the whole airport from a different perspective. Also, if you do this during the night you usually get a good idea how most of the skybox is layed out alongside the "stars" as well. And I emphasize _stars_ since they turn out not to be an actual part of the skybox, rather they are a seperate asset which you eventually start flying over when you take-off. And nothing is stopping you from riding the ai ground vehicles as well, if you can find one and jump on top of it, that is.

[@smosherist]

"Alright let's cross this runwa- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Let's not ever cross a runway again" LOL, I thought: Let's not be a airplane firefighter...

[@paoutooPREMIUM]

Always come back to this video, one of my faves. Wish he did more like this again 😆

[@echoic8060]

2:36 Help me, Obi-wan Car-nobi. You're my only hope

[@nebula_the_starfish]

I found this is my bookmarks tab...so nostalgic...

[@felixrowan3740]

As someone who quite enjoys Airport Firefighter Simulator, I've always felt honoured that Daniel named this the least sh*tty sh*tty simulator he's played (up to that point).

[@pulgmaz4564]

Same

[@dotSp0T]

I know it's a 2013 video and chances are low you'll ever see this Dan, but Florian is actually the patron saint of firefighters. So it makes sense to call the command vehicles Florian 1 & 2.

[@MrKeego03]

How ironic that I had a recycled firefighter gear ad for this video

[@leeoshacy2670]

2:21 Dan goes into the Womens toilet

[@pulgmaz4564]

Usefull mark 👌

[@PurplePhury3412]

I have a feeling that we're running out of simulators, they're getting very specific. "Trying to light your cigarette when it's slightly drizzly and your boss is glancing out of the window occasionally simulator" "KZbin religious argument you slightly glance over, notice references to Hitler, make a comment involving the KKK and potatoes somehow simulator" "Take out the rubbish on a sunny Wednesday when you'd rather be sunbathing on your 'sick' day simulator"

[@keilarbijec5288]

I used to love this game, no joke.

[@pulgmaz4564]

I still do

[@AstroGoalHorns]

I'm glad this isn't in Nerd Cubed's Hell because this really is quite a good simulator once you warm up to it!

[@JamezMartinez]

your right turn signal was on the whole time

[@meqolo1714]

+Jamez Martinez Really I dont see it at 15:30

[@zachattack5414]

"DEATHBRINGER for fire"

[@MintyPHR35H]

This is easily one of the funniest simulators I've seen him play, then again I am a fairly new fan

[@HighlightsCubed]

Those are the most pathetic fires ever

[@ASDFASDFASDFSD1123]

Love your channel!!!

[@HighlightsCubed]

Sillytom Thanks!

[@Killbot224]

HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights Your the best youtuber EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@HighlightsCubed]

aLL_gENRE_gAMER Not sure about that, but thanks :P

[@Killbot224]

you are!

[@yeh.80]

Love's made me sad, but you never fail to bring a smile to my face Dan, thank you :)

[@wiredmind]

I hope things look up for you

[@shorttking2074]

At 3:32 it sounded like he said "moist ovaries" 0_0

[@ethanmurray7384]

has dan noticed he had the indicator on for the middle of the video

[@tidegoesin_tidegoesout]

yes 21:11

[@ghalebtoomeh793]

That scream 15:16 😂😂😂

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

"Yes there isn't" is a phrase I want to integrate into my daily vocabulary

[@cashew955]

Going back through nerd he was just better years ago

[@pulgmaz4564]

Yeah But people grow up And that's fine We still have these golden video's to always watch

[@bobicus1015]

Why is sentinel prime in the main menu

[@shadophaxx2401]

some say he's still checking the fence...

[@OIG119]

Has anybody else noticed that these crappy simulators all have the same typeface as the title?

[@lewisp.jphotography5442]

Best part was when the plane nearly hit him.

[@eestigaming6534]

the airport leader/boss says this EVERY SINGLE DAY: Oh We Did Not Use This Fuel On The Trip!Just Put It In The Dust Bin.

[@connecttokan]

waste bin fires extinguisher simulator

[@Iainofthemeteor]

+snaipor gaming I do love that, late in the game, there's literally multiple major plane crashes a day. What a great airport!

[@adamrogers324]

Play Airport tycoon 3 or Airport Simulator

[@ThePcHelperdude]

Dan, I have had like, five dreams about meeting you in the last month. You rock.

[@MyRaNtZfOrU]

i want a simulator called... wait for it... chesse nipples simulator 3098 of awesomeness

[@xSentrayDownx]

That isn't funny. At all.

[@braindrop8516]

random =/= funny

[@billmedford6306]

Your just a kid if you say that

[@billmedford6306]

I'd you shouldn't use that word

[@billmedford6306]

Kid your mom will be mad if she hears you with that

[@ooteedee]

LOVED the small Back to the Future reference!

[@bruh3902]

This is a Polish game :-)

[@lollipoppy974]

POLSKA!!!!!

[@bruh3902]

lollipoppy974 Biało Czernowi!!!!!!!!!!

[@lollipoppy974]

Polska nie zginęła póki my żyjemy POLASKA

[@bruh3902]

lollipoppy974 :-)

[@Usmodlover]

Airport Firefighter Simulator: Proof you will never into space :P

[@mk0z915]

km means kilometers

[@Zombiezps3]

Oh, I never knew that. I thought it meant "Killed Men" Fucktard.

[@SuperWoodgod]

You're so smart! Maybe next time watch the entire video.

[@Requierda]

This is probably the best simulator game I've ever seen. Which isn't saying much.

[@chase91145]

7:00 Florian is the patron Saint of firefighters everywhere...

[@Panderson]

"Well that was anticlimatic....FENCE CHEKING WEE!" Laughed my tits off :D

[@fabledraccoon]

Many years late... But I wonder if Motorola knows their Astro software was used for the computer console at 5:54

[@BloodyRainRang]

"My door is always open" "...your door is closed..."

[@wagonmasher2008]

the reasons why you should look both ways before crossing 101: 15:17

[@gumbunch]

One of my top 3 fav youtubers

[@gumbunch]

It depends what mood im in most of the time you are my number 1 fav youtuber

[@leoja4578]

Anybody Else Notice That Van On The Right At 29:25 Crash Into The Runway Light?

[@forttrof1]

He never hit a runway light

[@discordlexia2429]

I hope it's never ending, Dan is hilarious. I was thinking of starting my own channel, but Dan is basically a funnier version of me. I'll have to think for a while longer on content that HASN'T been done.

[@thehistoricguysmilry5854]

Dan Ive been waiting SO LONG FOR THIS

[@TP-qx7zf]

This game is absolutely amazing.

[@rasmuslundfelt2020]

i love this video it is one of my favorite he has made

[@pulgmaz4564]

Same

[@Zack12345620]

i was at the airport when i stumbled upon this journal entry left behind from a firefighter: Day 35- I was called to the meeting room at 6 A.M. again with the rest of the zombies, I mean firefighters. I left my journal in a trash can for safekeeping, but it combusted. I decided to write this final entry before my escape tonight. To do that I need- OH NO A PLANE!

[@M0rphingDrag0n713]

One of the best videos ever

[@Dave-ji1hv]

And this is why Dan isn't a firefighter.....

[@MrAutobotsideswipe]

And now thanks to this, I imagine Dan rolling around to stop fires on roller-skates, with a boombox, and arriving and saying "Sup' "

[@TheKevster1802]

Game: Good Morning I hope you are all ready for your shift! Dan: I DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY! I F*CKED UP AND NOW YOU WONT TELL ME HOW TO PLAY!

[@sheogorath2020]

the burning corpses sounds like Viscera cleanup detail (aka post massacre janitor simulator)

[@SakaNaomi]

I FIGURED IT OUT!! Why so many fires are breaking out in one day... why that one guy was running from the fire instead of towards it... One of Dan's coworkers is an arsonist! This game isn't an airport fire simulator, it's a MYSTERY THRILLER! And it's the best kind because it's one where you don't even know you're playing a mystery!!

[@3BAgaming]

Okay It's Official, Dan Is The King of Simulators.

[@martynevans4363]

Nice queen joke he should sing that in the next stream

[@Utonian21]

It's the same airport that was in Airport Simulator.

[@dominichines9996]

And the same bus

[@pulgmaz4564]

@@dominichines9996 and firetrucks

[@TheStarkman123]

9:45 Lockheed C-130 J Hercules. I think :3

[@Dutchie_7734]

15:18 I don't know if brakes or scream

[@MrRattyMoBatty]

HAH! LOGIC! On the INTERNET! You crack me up pal.

[@robloxman59]

I watch this... TWO DAYS BEFORE I AM GOING ON HOLIDAY! WELL DONE BRAIN! WELL DONE!

[@zimbo5744]

Just the way they made him walk made me die laughing xD

[@andrew9131]

this is one ofthe best video's on the web!

[@acenace24]

Daily fence inspection sounds fantastic

[@ModernInfo46]

FireFighters usually have 24 hour shifts, one day on one day off.

[@YankeeCherokee]

For the ENTIRE game he had his right blinker on. Hahahaha its the little things

[@dcX9z]

"Try to blink while holding a dry sandwich with bacon and cheese in it, your mom is calling you to- *ahem* come eat your- *cough* sandwich with steak, and you are in a room that is very dark and wet simulator 2014"? Right?

[@plstnprince3977]

I can't stop laughing even though I watched this over 100 times

[@herbertleow893]

I love your simulator games!

[@millerb9232]

19:33 to 19:35 Duh you have never been a firefighter

[@HellHound60248]

yeah, it's called the everything simulator. it's really accurate on every single thing it simulates, you can start playing it for free by walking outside.

[@GravityFeeder]

This is exactly what my day at work looks like.

[@petermcknight4840]

"Remove a single cm3 of a banana skin located in a specific section of a burning rubbish bin precisely 927.12371236136168 cm3 in volume using tweezers on a single day in march 2097"

[@_Swarm]

The wheels of the car are FLOATING...

[@XerseGaming]

23:11 is one bad ass impression of Moss

[@blz4223]

Florian is the patron saint of firefighters, and the Germans use the name Florian for some things in the fire service.

[@jacob07221]

You are the funniest guy on KZbin

[@gilesreambonanza2863]

OMG the vehicle physics are so real!

[@florianbertram9451]

Saint Florian is actually the patron of firefighters...such a sneaky game

[@MrNaufan]

9:04 Queen : Bohemian Rhapsody