Nerd³ Plays... Bus Simulator 16 - Hail To The Me

[@Poeley]

You actually waited for a running passanger, Dan if this youtube thing stops working out for you please become a London bus driver because you would be knighted for your kindness. (let's just forget about those few accidents you had)

[@Poeley]

On 2nd thought after seeing the end of the video maybe you should stick to Let's Player

[@ivos-f4505]

He didn't stop for the disabled person! He just drove off!

[@ivos-f4505]

And then he complained about the disabled person!

[@MelficeSilesius]

So he's just like a London bus driver, except he waits for people.

[@bgezal]

Not many drivers would pass the mad ambulance test, but he did without a chip of paint lost.

[@shedman7306]

If you look at the mirror, Dan is constantly being chased by a huge mist, new Silent hill confirmed.

[@i_kemp_bush9523]

yeah 😅

[@shil4720]

A horror game based around driving a bus and being chased by a mist would actually be pretty fucking cool.

[@liamcole1769]

+Minato284 then you should try death equation, not quiet a horror game but fits the idea well but you know...in a train

[@NoobAdventuresGaming]

#FogRollingIn

[@thomashill2813]

i see you everywhere...

[@TheBassWheel]

I laughed so hard at "Are you paid by the corpse!?!" this video was filled with gems like this.

[@oliviaakatee]

When he started yelling at that guy who was blocking the door I literally cried with laughter! 😂😂😂

[@robloxboi3108]

same LOL 😂 😂😂😂

[@HighlightsCubed]

I've said it a thousand times before, but I love Nerd³ Simulator videos so fucking much

[@seantaggart7382]

HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights hey there didn't expect you here

[@JJRicks]

@@seantaggart7382 Well, the channel is dedicated to Nerd³ :P

[@williamclark5566]

Dun dun dun Another one rides the bus And another comes on, and another comes on, Another one rides the bus.

[@stewartevans2173]

the last of 'bus'. That is all

[@jordan3012000]

lol

[@willherondale6367]

dude, you win

[@dirtslug1923]

“Before I go back in time and put chlorine in your gene pool” I love it

[@DeadSpaceMan2000]

it may be 6 years later but this man made my childhood amazing and still somehow makes me laugh

[@EverydayGeekYT]

17:13 so that's what adam sandler is up to now standing in bus doors

[@TheEvanjellyon]

Good? Simulator? I want some of what you're having

[@fiercestpond4722]

+ℜᴀɪᴋᴇ$ʏ I think me means a good recent simulator.

[@smiley9328]

Or Sherlock the video game? Maybe ride to hell?

[@AndyEdwards17]

Euro Truck simulator.

[@Cade_The_Squirrel]

Euro Truck Simulator 2? Farming Simulator 15? Omsi?

[@KermitTheFud]

+yoyoyoshio267 train simulator 2016? Bullet sponge simulator(the division)?

[@BobbyBlockable]

"I'm sorry, are you paid by the corpse" hardest I've laughed in a while.

[@xXDeadTuberXx]

Dan, I've presumed you've heard of Fernbus but if not, give a look. I'd love to see it on this channel!

[@xXDeadTuberXx]

Take a look at it*

[@spongebobsquarepants9058]

I agree. Fernbus looks so cool. Road trip time!

[@M4RC3L001]

I agree, it could actually become an awesome game, even a little competitive to ETS2 and ATS.

[@spongebobsquarepants9058]

1:10 scale, awesome graphics, getting out of the vehicle, and random events. SCS Software could learn something from Fernbus.

[@RCTNextGeneration]

he needs a key for the fernbus alpha and dan never tests games that are "alpha" now that does not mean games with bugs which dan does and we get a lark out of. But games that are still in alpha phase not published phase

[@thenotoriousdig610]

Well, let's see how long it takes Dan to get the bus moving this time. Hopefully he won't be distracted by the sound effects of the window

[@Cteklite]

"Are you an extra from Baywatch?" That may be my favorite Nerdcubed line.

[@3k31000]

the moment of realization at the end! that was great!

[@matteo2297]

watch his American Truck Simulator video is you want more surprises at the end

[@Trophonix]

As soon as he picked up the wheelchair guy I KNEW something like that would happen. xD

[@Alex_K221]

How did you know that. Are you a time traveler? If you are, how is the year (insert future year here) :-)

[@Trophonix]

***** Hell yes I am, and let me tell ya, year 6969 is a bigger meme year than 2016!

[@thebeastmk2]

Wow it's crazy that I remember this being a " new " video 😂 not like ifs been seven years

[@dragoxk4542]

Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver Hail to the bus driver, not you its ME!

[@poilboiler]

He steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flush. Hail to the- SHUT UP!

[@Daniel_K95]

When he had a go at the guy by telling him about the chlorine in his gene pool made me laugh

[@milothaloser1443]

I fucking love simulator videos from Dan

[@power-oe7tr]

Same holy shit

[@derptomistic]

19:26 My aunt actually never uses her turn signals, and her reasoning for this is "People don't need to know where I'm going..." YES THEY DO!!!

[@RangerMan3333]

£10-£6.60=£3.40 Seriously Dan? It's not difficult (

[@jameskoffarnus]

It is actually pretty difficlt

[@georgebrown399]

Good at math however not good at English. It is not difficlt.

[@george5026]

also a joke

[@blockeduser8980]

You did 2 mistakes: difficlt and .

[@ParadoxinSpaceandTime]

That's the joke

[@zfollowell]

Dan.... Did you have a stroke writing the title & description?

[@antidote8362]

😂

[@kylecarson4878]

What i was thinking😂😂

[@StrangersZen]

It's a reference to the hail to the busdriver song he always sings when he drives a bus

[@dd8630]

It's a reference to the song 'Hail to the bus driver'

[@Whoop-De-Doo]

The description says he hopes he didn't have to play bus simulator 1 through 15 to be able to understand the story of the game, because the title is bus simulator 16.

[@DSliima]

Binge watching almost every damn playlist, to keep this channel alive.

[@lecider]

David Siim Madsen same Lots of good laughs, old memories resurfacing

[@esquared722]

"I'm sorry, are you paid by the corpse!?" Lost it there. lmao

[@tribblier]

Well, thank god he made it as a youtuber cos with those maths skills he wouldn't go very far

[@Camm1875]

Were you born with the inability to recognise humour?

[@nme156756]

+Camm1875 I think you were

[@shil4720]

Snap!

[@Trophonix]

more like thank his stat choices

[@PlayerZeroStart]

When he started screaming at the guy who blocked the door, I burst out laughing so hard, it fucking hurt. XD

[@stephyboo3205]

Same best part😂😂

[@deadlined825]

I did too xD YOU WERENT AWARE THAT YOU WERE STANDING IN A DOOR THAT WAS SLAMMING ONTO YOUR FACE LIKE WNNCLANG WNNCLANG WNNCLANG and you didn't tell her STOP BEEPING!

[@Sl1f3rDrag0n]

I still laugh at "Knob Convention Center"

[@totallynotme6998]

Those 15 dislikes are from bus drivers.

[@evilpotatoman9436]

damn right

[@LiamW-]

Except me. It was too funny to dislike

[@loonatm4156]

40*

[@TestarossaF110]

*42

[@noahlisiecki2734]

*43

[@ElevatingEurope]

11:13 "You weren't aware that you were standing in the bloody door, it was gonna go in your bleedin' face and it would be all bleurghluerghblah." #NerdCubed2K16

[@MaxTheMiner1]

This reminds me of the old dan, that played games like these a LOT, these videos brought me to him with his amazing jokes but recently thats all died for me UNTIL NOW!?! IS THE OLD DAN BACK?

[@jordan3012000]

ikf

[@carl6780]

"Is this Dan?" NO!! THIS IS ASHENS!!

[@worldwar2nerd620]

+Alina Pinto agreed

[@billybobjoe9010]

+Alina Pinto Well I have not a problem with that ;)

[@segers887]

he always playing those boring games those days

[@bertayoing]

"accepted a drunk passenger"?LMAO 14:30

[@tntiscool54]

21:30 when Dan says what you think every day.

[@cameronashworth7149]

You terribel

[@tntiscool54]

cameron ashworth Thank you.

[@MasonAttano]

Your spelling is also terribel.

[@yamahabasher1]

+Mason Bell Yours is not any better. Terrible.

[@tomeanderson897]

Nobody's English here is good wtf

[@TheBedheadman]

did it bother anyone else that dan had his low beams on the whole time

[@kales9653]

I'm a bit more bothered that bender realized that before me

[@WeskerSalazar]

Maybe you should just go drive your on bus...with blackjack...and hookers.

[@skellious]

a lot of countries require or encourage that

[@TheBedheadman]

Skellious not in the middle of the day, right?

[@seanoconnor7682]

+Bender Rodríguez yeah in the middle of the day

[@Yorie1234]

5:30 "worst bus game ever made" That is still a top 3 spot.

[@mariokart6309]

oof

[@gferrol118]

Every time Dan hits someone in one of these simulator games, I can just imagine them shouting sausage!

[@lordgaben6829]

16:10 - That joke was fucking amazing

[@azumatomlinson3474]

ahhh, old school nerdcubed videos. It feels really good

[@wavelen9454]

0:14 A big part of Finland.

[@MrRANDUM145]

are you some type of train enthusiast?

[@MrRANDUM145]

No Rice, No Life He identifies as a trainsexual

[@PlaneCrazy1999]

+MineSimulated (gives you clorox)

[@beesinpyjamas9617]

nice pun

[@MrRANDUM145]

No Rice, No Life rice pun

[@ecuadoriangamer3790]

"I will put chlorine in your gene pool" will be my new insult to anyone... Thanks Dan.

[@HarlanValdes]

You would make an awesome bus driver (Lets just forget about the people you ran over)

[@HarlanValdes]

And the accidents

[@HarlanValdes]

And leaving the disabled guy behind

[@insertclevername5068]

He didn't leave the disabled guy behind he took him on a nice sightseeing trip right round the city. He may off not wanted to go but, he did take him.

[@aciuppa281]

"I forgot to let the wheelchair guy off again" best part of the video

[@StrydarXtheXGrim]

Like a bus!! Very good dan. Most droll

[@KashouWannabe]

Dan is gonna love the forthcoming Omsi 2 London DLC. The horror. The horror.

[@troyrose4180]

What Dan didn't know that "America is currently giving way to the right" would get a whole new meaning come November

[@marniewings81]

LMFAO omg i lost it at him saying how she was standing there with the door going whoop whoop mimicking the doors sliding..omg dan you made me laugh so hard. Please do another video of this this was brilliant!!

[@BountifulGames]

soooooooo in this video Dan created a new religion

[@Trophonix]

lol that's already an existing belief system xD

[@sorou]

the little mini-philosophical "before life" bit genuinely made me feel better about all the rough shit I've been going through. honestly.

[@midlifecrisi]

Dan failing to do 6 year old maths really made me cringe. Since people still aren't getting it, I KNOW HE IS JOKING. Still makes me cringe.

[@benjaminmartin4669]

1 + 2 = 12

[@AuroDHikoshi]

Not much has changed since Bully then...

[@zurnan1953]

It was a joke

[@zeebird]

Joke went right over you and 21 people's heads.......I think I have more of a reason to cringe than you do.....Christ

[@vetje3829]

At least he made up for it with the Baywatch joke.

[@klondyke2135]

Dan playing bus simulators is always the same. Hilarious little boy wanting to flee the vehicle. Old Dan was the best Dan.

[@Hendlton]

21:42 So, you're saying that if a child in Africa is starving, it's their own fault?

[@SnickersTS]

yeah

[@DaSpineLessFish]

Yes

[@illuminatiofficial7951]

It was a joke.

[@Hendlton]

DEFENDER OF THE WIT IMPAIRED I know.

[@UriGerhard]

"Stop being poor"

[@thelaotianaviator]

Doors slamming in the face *imitates bus door sounds*

[@Channex247R]

call of duty advanced busfare

[@Meg.01]

The way Dan pronounces decals is absolutely amazing, oh my goodness

[@IseeSandvich]

Did he just say shaftmanship? I'd rather say that the bus in motion can now be called a dick move.

[@IseeSandvich]

Oh also, I think I made a sacrifice of half my sight for extra points towards stupidity if your idea of a before life is true. Once an idiot, always an idiot is my motto.

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

I love that moment of realisation at the end there.

[@jbobs99]

Did he just say he has 2 Titans in his computer.....wtf Dan.

[@annacatton5929]

It was on that day that humanity recieved a grim reminder... some games need CPU power too.

[@chasemeadows6176]

yes....do you not know what a graphics card is?

[@cpMetis]

Well, his work does revolve around PC games. Might as well go all in.

[@geimzz]

Titan Xs

[@geimzz]

+Joe Catton Yes, and everyone knows the 5930k has no power at all...

[@andiehuman]

holy shit I just realized what this was reminding me of. That one crazy dream I had where I was on a bus with my mom and then it was a video game and the road just ended like the bridges in that one spiderman game.

[@alexdyson2109]

when he was shouting at that guy lmao

[@DavidMorinJR]

You are the best commentator i have ever seen. Honestly when you speak you are the most interesting man in the world. Keep making the amazing commentaries. Have a super wonderful day.

[@charliefilms6587]

That wheelchair guy made this video

[@Beatonio]

'I'm sorry, are you paid by the corpse?!' haha, great work!

[@TheMajorLeagueGinger]

Did the light turn red, yellow, then green? I don't think lights go yellow before going green :P

[@horseloveremily123]

They do in England

[@MasonAttano]

Have you ever been outside before? Say "yes" if you're being held captive by ISIS!!

[@Killen445]

+Mason Bell yes

[@Lolwutfordawin]

They do in Germany too, most if not all of Europe I think.

[@cephalonwolf8422]

Every where I'm America lights go Red, Yellow, & Green.

[@eliasd3658]

That ending! XD just the silence and you realize it too and the dudes just sitting there with a bunch of people starring at him! Oh thank you Dan :) thank you alot

[@pedrorodrigues4633]

but but but Omsi?

[@statingtheobvious8119]

"Oh theres people on the road" *Continues Accelerating*

[@InevitableMayo]

20-30 frames on 2 titans? I'm sorry but if you're going to make a game solely for PC at least make sure it's optimised for the PC.

[@nathanpintar2318]

In 2016 I watched this video and what sold me on the game was that you could get out of the bus I played the game for 30 minutes and I returned it

[@jadendesveaux7452]

Does Dan have Brain damage because he can't do basic math and his writing is worse just look at the title and description

[@J-BiRTH]

The title is a reference to the "Hail to the busdriver" song

[@GhostGlitch.]

and the description is technically correctly written.

[@jadendesveaux7452]

+Tayler Robinson no it's not

[@eyem6407]

+Jaden Desveaux what's wrong with it? Because I don't see anything wrong with it

[@Killen445]

+Jaden Desveaux yea, its correct. the two have's have different meanings.

[@FaeChangeling]

13:53 - 14:01 Best part. Replayed that so many times.

[@sirsmoothie8502]

"Get on this fucking bus before i go back in time to put chloroine in your fucking gene pool." LMAO Dan, you are way too awesome.

[@ticklelemonade]

"WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE ON THE ROAD" runs over two zebra stripes simultaneously while also taking over on a T-junction

[@AtonicMike]

I love this silent hill style mist in the rear view mirrors.

[@MrSharp53]

That sudden realization that he forgot to let the crippled of the bus for the second time is the highlight of the video.

[@robmuzz]

Even though this came up today, wasn't this an old video ? It even has the old music at the end !

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Uh, no?

[@angellaura10]

hes played bus sim before

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

He played OMSI, which is different to this.

[@Ccs4646]

Old Dan Is back confirmed...

[@robmuzz]

OK, I'm wrong. I looked and the old ones were OMSI, and it is indeed the new music. My mistake,

[@ajm5007]

Sometimes I miss "videos droppin' from above like bird poop," and re-watch an old video just to hear it.

[@TheNzFox]

'do you get to create your character, before life' Me and my RP friends may of spent many evenings talking about just that ...

[@TheOfficialFlatCat]

There's two things that go well together: Nerdcubed and bus simulators

[@games4uall]

i enjoy it when dan goes all Malcolm tucker in his vids.

[@thedesucomplex4365]

That 'giving to the right' joke was perfection.

[@causticide5292]

''Are you paid by the corpse?'' That was such a good line

[@StarshadowMelody]

I've had to get on buses before, and I've usually enjoyed the ride. When I haven't it's typically been because people have been incredibly noisy.

[@AidanBennettVids]

"Are you paid by the corpse" The best part

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

"Busses are an essential essential form of transportation for people who somehow need to get to places where trains don't go." (emphasis not added). Reminds me that I wish we had more trains in Oklahoma...

[@jacobosborne6751]

I saw this and my eyes literally widened and I felt like screaming omg

[@imageeknotanerd9897]

I know a guy who once managed to flag down a bus in between stops. Like, the same way one flags down a taxi. And it worked.

[@SSofIreland]

"Welcome to Sunny Springs!" (Berlin TV tower is clearly visible in loading screen)

[@ben.x]

"is she a bus?" I laughed way to much than I should of have.

[@lilbigmouth002]

People in a wheelchair, if Dan invites you onto his bus, it's a trap!!

[@timedragon1]

I think I spent a good 3 minutes laughing at the fact that you forgot wheelchair guy twice.

[@Jazz_Boye_Jambo]

Dan, with your whole "Before life" theory, I think you would love the r/Outside subreddit. It's people talking about life like it's a videogame.

[@krishacz]

Somehow I feel this is the inner monologue of EVERY bus driver ever.

[@NarcassiticGamer]

Imagine a grey hound simulator, it'd be a cross between desert bus and Eu/Am truck sim, it'd be great

[@JHA854]

I miss simulator videos, MORE MORE MORE PLEASE

[@demonmanful]

my dog proceeded to run in from the other room and stare at my tv during the squeaky toy section.

[@Mugetsu_Gaming]

" Hey, you seem like a really nice person, the business needs more people like you " *Immediately hits someone* Nice Dan, nice.

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

Dan is the Gordon Ransay of bus drivers.

[@PSYCH0S0C1ALS]

please tell me I wasn't the only person who started singing "hail to the bus driver bus driver bus driver, hail to the bus driver bus driver, ME!!"

[@cjclarke723]

"I'm sorry are you an extra from Bay Watch?!" 😂😂😂😂Holy shit that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@joshcarson1690]

This video honestly had me in tears (of joy totally not because people had to get on buses), thank fuck for Dan