Nerd³ Plays... Colin McRae: Dirt 2

[@noobmaker3000]

Game: "keep left over crest" Dan: "Crest is a tooth paste and it comes in mint flavor, YOU'RE JUST ADVERTISING" LOL

[@WHATDOUEVENPUTHERE]

The year is 2021, I just wish to go back to the 2012 days of nerd3 and his noisy pc, these were simpler times

[@dapaba4550]

Me too man

[@dominicdragoni4215]

feel u bro played this game for hours now ken blocks gone the intro almost had me rolling

[@X340n]

he insulted the sti...

[@keepitstreet8662]

pure blasphemy

[@X340n]

Yoyomaster in what way? they are pretty equal the last time I checked. I just prefer Subaru reliability

[@lexinedihn8101]

wrx's/sti's are inferior to lan evos you dumb pea brain impreza fanboys are cancer

[@tomclayton9398]

Subaru make the more entertaining car, Mitsubishi make the more reliable car.

[@UlyssesJF]

Too bad Evo's are ugly.

[@Ging3rImp]

Honestly the greatest commentaries I've ever sat through on KZbin. Can you please do the commentary for my life?

[@MisatoKatsuragiHD]

RIP Ken Block

[@KyleDooling-t7q]

I remember when ken block he Died in. A snowmobile accident he was instantly killed😢

[@davidnekula2166]

9:15 "you just simply rewind time" :O

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Flashback: Codemaster's ultimate weapon against race car driver error

[@Thevoidconsumesall]

Does anyone else remember that part in nerdcubed in a nutshell?

[@CopyofCharlotte]

+Gino Vannucci yes.

[@Mameyaro]

RIP Dave Mirra 1974-2016

[@gradyking4739]

Don't you mean 2012?

[@Mameyaro]

No, I remember seeing the posts about the guy, he died this year..

[@gradyking4739]

+Randy Buxsel Ah.

[@GeniusLad32]

He died?

[@jerrythecrow]

That_llama_in_a_tuxedo Fuck that was close to where i live

[@ssm1997m]

man i love your videos..... and ur commentry

[@erty95]

The things that you hear the "voice in your head" saying is road directions. There is a guy beside you called your co-driver, every event in rally you have one. When he says "crest" it means a long light turn as a "hairpin" is a very tight, quick turn usually turning the car 180 degrees. The Subaru with the No Fear livery is probably one of the most iconic cars in rally, besides Colin McRae's 1995 Impreza with the 555 on the side in my profile photo. Colin McRae is one of the most iconic and popular drivers due to his will to finish the race no matter how bad of condition the car is in. Colin met his tragic death in a helicopter accident September 17th 2007. He was alive for the first part of production for this game. The characters Dave Mirra, Ken Block, Travis Pastrana, Tanner Foust, and the list goes on; are all some of the best drivers in motorsport history. Tanner Foust is one of the major stunt drivers in the Fast and Furious Series

[@potatosix1342]

Al A crest is a small uphill.

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Al they should've put Colin McRae's classic livery in dirt 4... or did they do that and I just didn't see it?

[@viralvloggers8194]

Does it sound like I Care!

[@pakuxpress]

"I'm a really good rally driver!" *Two wheel stunt off wall*

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Ken Block: Gymkhana king Travis Pastrana: the driver that broke his leg on a dirt bike Dave Mirra: the GRC driver that broke the rear right suspension in his Impreza GGA Tanner Foust: the drift specialist

[@freakyfixfacts]

did anyone else comeback to watch this after his hell video?

[@adlatham5450]

Yes I did!

[@alfinr2952]

Yup

[@kantoloh]

Yea same.

[@ubuntres]

***** Yeah he said from that Hell episode.

[@nataliee103]

Yeeeep.

[@chrismoder]

This was posted on my birthday 3 YEARS ago, Thanks for the birth day present Daniel, Love you!

[@Killzone-bn6hj]

This is the BEST NERDCUBED

[@AlexanderKrivacsSchrder]

Man, I miss having a comment section on NerdCubed's videos.

[@waftage8402]

Jésus sounds like "hey Zeus" which is just as awesome.

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Waftage well they can't say the holy spirit's name.

[@matts_1]

Imagine Dan as a Group B rally driver

[@warcrimesareahobbyofmine569]

I still love this video 10 years later

[@johnlathrop]

This was the video that made me love dan's videos

[@johnlathrop]

Also, i feel like finding dan made me not a republican :)

[@scrd.mp3]

rest in peace Ken Block

[@Nygaard2]

Good idea Dan - do videos of Steam-sale games!! Pwetty pwease...

[@xshaniaxharrisonx]

There was no Hello Procrastinators :'(

[@doctorcraptonicus7941]

Another great video Simon, glad to see you got work after Never Mind the Buzzcocks finished.

[@Femboy_Eevee]

I remember watching this so long ago now I understand the jokes...

[@paulmccharmly66]

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN

[@GrimOakheart]

+Noah Moran Rage?

[@paulmccharmly66]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[@hunterboy996]

family guy

[@austynwendes8197]

Grim Oakheart oh my fucking god

[@lyndsayleonard8327]

Rip ken block

[@stanced3277]

Holy shit I'm old...

[@Lokuulio]

This video made me love you more, from your opinion on driving to your list of fears.

[@Charlestonthegamer]

"I wanna be canadian." *picks croation* good job dan.

[@venturian]

Dan, thx for calling my country (Croatia) nice. :)

[@surroundgatari]

Croatia is very nice! I went to Split on vacation once and it was lovely! :)

[@venturian]

Jerome derp stfu

[@venturian]

Jerome derp What? Am i the only one that notices THAT YOU'RE FUCKING NAME HAS A DERP IN IT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@venturian]

Jerome derp HA BITCH

[@venturian]

And 1st of all we are bigger country, 2nd of all we have mountains, a beautiful sea, 3rd of all....................... fuck you.

[@Talois]

All we have in England are power stations and big rocks

[@shindinder]

LOL

[@3nr1z37]

back when his computer was a jet

[@KingFunky]

Mad to think I watched this years ago and my favourite artist was just nestled away in this

[@balzenhazelnut]

Dan you killed Dave Mirra!

[@comatox8782]

no he didnt

[@darby2062]

He actually did die this year

[@scj6693]

+The Hax0r that's literally why he just said that Dan killed him.

[@CubejamF1]

Because Colin was a legend & should not be forgotten. He was the best rally driver of them all.

[@bloodybi7734]

My throat hurts from how hard I was laughing at the last two minutes.

[@aaronhall953]

This was really exciting and fun to watch, you should defiantly film more Colin McRae Dirt 2.

[@iLOLZU42]

"How am I supposed to cut through a building?" Lightsabres everywhere!

[@shindinder]

yoou said it wrong it LIGHTSABRES EVERYWHERE

[@unclubbableplus]

It's Lightsabers not lightsabres.

[@cp_sphinx]

11:08 "You owned me! Oh god, you used the word owned in an actual sentence? You need to die." That's really eerie now, the guy who sent you that little virtual message was Dave Mirra who died a few days ago.

[@swmyers73]

the only 2012 video where dan's computer DOESNT sound like a jet engine.

[@jaydenkarlson7879]

"I need to know whether this next turn is peppermint or spearmint!" HILARIOUS!

[@DWisensHub]

Legend has it that he is still waiting to get past the menus.

[@Pop0n01]

Nerd³ in a nutshell: 18:09. It felt do weird not hearing him say: Were all the same color, when we are invisible!

[@stephen41104110]

Commentary is the best ever x

[@Marine0123]

This is a classic

[@thae2020]

"Today I learned I'm a really good rally driver!" he says as his car tips onto it's side xD

[@Imulletman12]

*Man joins the army, walks up to general* General: What's your name, son? Man: Daniel, but the call me Jesus for short. General: Just...just...just GET OUT!

[@thebilly6788]

I hate it when I'm laughing and my assistance falls off. Guess I'm not the only one

[@Coraxons]

You are absolutley BRILLIANT!!!!!

[@Darticus42]

All racing players in a nutshell. "Sucks to be you, that's for braking!" *rear-ends*

[@connerwortley-lockley7980]

You can tell when someone isn't a car guy when they have that reaction to the sti

[@Eaglesgrove]

I wonder if dan has ever watched a single rally event on TV

[@emzedjiklool511]

braid + driver : san francisco + every game with awesome graphics = this game

[@ScDnBMusic]

Love how funny the cars look once Nerd3 is done with them haha

[@kaeosfactory]

driving... crashing.... spinning.... lol epic voice over effect quotes.

[@Razorshardz]

9:49 The most non-terrified scream I've ever heard.

[@brodiiie]

"OhMyGod you used the word Owned in an actual sentence, you must DIE"- Nerd3 2012

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

_Brodex_ and he did... in this video and irl.

[@Jalal30001]

I like how at the start he tries to hate this game but fails because its a great game

[@ThisIsMyNewAcount]

ya. the thing that makes the UK top gear so popular is the british's wonderful sense of humor. and the awesome car things they do

[@RobloxianUploader]

(reads comments, goes to local church) "I'd like to preorder a coffin and tombstone please."

[@donofdeaths]

RIP Ken Block :(

[@pigentertainment123]

"Try off-road racing" (A few seconds later) "Stay on the road" (ME) WHAT! BUT IT'S CALLED OFF-ROAD RACING!

[@ajksmusic]

oh my god this has to be the funniest one. i just woke my entire house laughing and it's 1 am. whoopsie?!

[@lukemcnamara7355]

RIP dave mirra

[@RCllamadude]

"I ruined his day... and face." I just died.

[@touge242]

a year late: yes, when a game is on major sale on steam to a quick video on it

[@MORGANzGAMETIME]

My sister can't stop playing this and makes me play

[@adriannecoopersmith589]

I believe the guy sitting next to you was doing what is called pacenotes, which are basically just high-speed rally rally sat nav.

[@blataybragg7778]

"Ok, lets do this properly than..." *drives up wall*

[@felixband3000]

"I WANNA BE JESUS"

[@deathfromabove132]

ahahahaha I love his reaction to the codriver "are you in my brain?!"

[@04dak18]

He is a Rally cross champion and races for Rockstar energy and is the host of top gear USA

[@PurplePhury3412]

I seriously can't think of anything that is better than fuzzy dice.

[@heathermk17]

Love how one of the signs said Kerrang Radio

[@dunkinpin1]

Nerd3: IM THE BEST RALLY DRIVER EVEER! *CRASH* Nerd3: OH SHIT!

[@markvlogs3128]

he actually picked Croatia,where I was born and still live

[@rottingramen3271]

Really cool I love the derby like games u play :-)

[@loljosh18851]

I spent the entire video staring at the skull....PRAISE THE MIGHTY GOGGLY EYE SKULL

[@dontmovetomexico]

i've watched about 50 nerdcubed videos the past month, and i can't stop. Someone help me? :/

[@2pppppppppppppp657]

Don't worry. You're not alone.

[@potatosix1342]

Just realized that behind the dirt pass, there is a Colin McRae signed pass.

[@greenone41]

I've played this game with so much fun! I love this gameplay haha

[@isaacpalmer1214]

the fact that in England it is really cold 90 percent of the time and when it is warm it decides to rain so yeah

[@askbrynjolfarvidsen809]

Wouldn't have written a comment with something like "how the hell can you win driving like that???" then i saw the difficulty, and that you restart a lot, and figured oh that's why XD, glad you don't drive around near my house :D

[@dionwiseman2781]

The guy in your car is telling you what kind of corner you have to take and how far it is

[@douggoud]

I love how this was related to Canada's worst driver, lol.

[@LuKe9001]

Battersea was a placed used for gymkhana and hoonigan. It's also used for a car festival, so unless you're a car/rally nut, it seems a bit shit doesn't it?

[@blakemcf6969]

anyone else love how hes not trying at all and just winning?

[@Calvinosaur]

Not everyone. There will always be a few who feel cold under any conditions.

[@austinself1207]

*in the future when we have diamond ground* whats next in this 10000 year old game? Diamond? oh wait... that is the next game in the series...

[@MrFPSface]

the crash at 7:45 was on purpose. Look at his steering wheel.

[@chtholly8084]

'You just simply rewind time.'

[@WaluigiLebron]

Ya it's rewind time

[@samparsons2022]

(the end) "what a lovely day outside" is the term im gonna use when im stuck on a rock in a rally car on the edge of the cliff....now lets wait for the AA to come.. lol

[@ewanhurst9322]

No.1: The Co-Driver/Navigator is Scottish. No. 2: A crest is when you can't see the road ahead, like a small jump.

[@Hwyadylaw]

*Faith in America partially restored*

[@2247nick]

you know what, i accept your apology and forgive you from your crimes.

[@cilliang1bney277]

RIP Dave Mira you will be missed :(

[@1215912159]

"Today I learned that I'm a really good rally driver! OH SHIT! *crash*"

[@Ging3rImp]

I only watch for the commentary. Hilarious!

[@SushiCatto]

they didn't call you Hay-zoos. They said "Hey hey, zeus!"