Nerd³ Plays... Saints Row: The Third

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[@allangarry9068]

“Unless you’re watching this in three days time” I think I’m a little late for the sale.

[@druid5931]

Think we missed it?

[@zehnwolfen]

Just a little ;(

[@derpytw]

maybe if we came a day earlier

[@Nate-do4ds]

Dang it

[@ShimSladyBrand]

So close

[@JJ-qw4ey]

ahh back when the indistinguishable sound of Nerd3's computer fan

[@theexplodingspider4352]

WHAT DID YOU SAY? CAN'T HEAR YOU!

[@LoveSickWorld]

It is so surreal to think that I used to watch you during my difficult times trying to get through high school as a teenager 8 years ago. Looking at how old something is on KZbin and how long it has been since you've watched it hits so much harder then a tv show

[@wings023]

I'm 3 years behind for half price

[@wings023]

*after

[@kaizokuAUTO]

Nicholas Bonamassa i just bought this game

[@wings023]

Wrothgaming Cool! I hope you enjoy it!

[@kaizokuAUTO]

Nicholas Bonamassa Yeah..me too, I'm dowloading it now :P it was only 12.99

[@wings023]

Wrothgaming cool

[@crispynugget3616]

In three days time? Ha! Im watching this in 3 years time!

[@SuperMongooser]

Yup

[@kaizokuAUTO]

SuperMongooser yup

[@crispynugget3616]

Assassin Gaming 360 ummmmmm, I may or may not have sort of borrowed it from him...... and I also accidentialy crashed it into raxicalicofalipatronious.......... yeah.......

[@REXUPP]

+jared anderson i am to lol

[@thefangirl5039]

ha, noobs... I'm watching it 4 years later.

[@ewanprice3776]

Damn it i missed the sale by 4 years

[@ryansheardown30]

same, so close

[@gotanewlambo-san4253]

yep i knoow how how u feel

[@bobross9370]

I know this is a joke but if you want a good deal you can go to G2A and get the ultimate pack edition for all dlc ($66 in total) for only $6! Its cheap and hours of fun xD

[@adriancastro3899]

shits 3 dollars at my gamestop

[@GoTdAtSwAg100]

+Adrian Castro (SquirtleSquad) hahaha xD, GameStop doesn't sell anything under 60 dollars, silly squirtle

[@Logan-pr8cr]

They made alot of effort with saints row 4 -Same map with copy and pasted building -Same shops -Less Building -No houses -Superpowers that ruin the game -Same vehicles -Similar Enemies(Stag=Zin) -Slightly improved graphics Wow great job!

[@nizarfakhreifakh172]

SUPERPOWERS THAT RUIN THE GAME???? SINCE WHEN DID SUPERPOWERS RUIN ANYTHING also its incredibly fun

[@Titan13335]

Of course it ruins the game

[@malachiconstant7745]

My Nan Fell Ovr NO FUCKING BOATS!!!! WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN BOATS??!!??

[@suspectsn0thing]

One of my most joyous moments in gaming: I'm playing Saints Row: the Third, and I get into a cement mixer. As I'm driving around barging other cars out of the way, one car gets stuck it front of me and EXPLODES. I was laughing my head off. P.S: I LOVE how the tanks just FLATTEN cars instead of pushing them out of the way. P.P.S: I made Sasha in this game!

[@stefanschultz601]

I fully upgraded a semi and i can blow up cars in one hit with nitro. It's a bit slow but still my favorite way of getting around.

[@xxx_xbox_onex_xxx]

Mine is *BLOWING EVERY THING IN FRONT OF ME ON A MOPED*

[@keithlau1261]

Rewatching this years later and its still as good as I remember.... By for the best part.... "I'm gonna stop cursing in videos" "My audience is younger" Proceeds to go on a 10 sec cursing spree Definitely PG appropriate hahaha

[@annaisannaing]

8:37 One of Dan's best decisions ever.

[@Themegaminnies]

I'm not gonna swear any,ore in my vids 3 years later ........ Still waiting dan

[@aidencampbell7110]

and then he sewers a bunch bullshit

[@Janksi]

+Meerkat Man *4 years later, and also anymore, not any,ore

[@operationenderslime]

Throwback to one of my old favourite lines 'ooh, lasers, ow, lasers, the pain of lasers'

[@danrhyev]

I'm watching this in 4 years time. Do I get to use the sale...?

[@trulydivined]

Buy Saints Row 2 instead its better than this game.

[@julesh-p7863]

I think just missed it

[@trulydivined]

Yeah, my internet got cut out then when i got it i just missed it by 2 seconds :Z

[@danrhyev]

omg xDD

[@kernelsanders5232]

+Obeyz bull shit dude Saints Row the Third is way better

[@kngzigg5175]

In finest day and fattest night, no cake shall escape my sight, let those who worship weight watchers might, beware my spandex for it is too tight!

[@Ernest660]

+Kng Zigg lol wtf

[@kngzigg5175]

Ernest660 I dunno

[@tgsachris]

+Kng Zigg Ah the line that made me subscribe all those years ago

[@Ernest660]

tgsachris lol

[@kngzigg5175]

Lel

[@Dave-in3oj]

Definitely missed that sale...

[@kiantaebi7093]

Wow Dan, 10 years ago i remember 9 yr old me watching this😭😭. Where'd all the time go

[@connorcunningham2647]

Damn I can’t believe I just missed the half price sale

[@ethanakiboye9478]

Ah blast, looks like I'm 11 years too late for that half price deal

[@haydenrogers3486]

"this games currently on sale on steam, unless your watching this in like 3 days time in which case haha you mist it." Am i to late!?

[@calgozmit8340]

Nope, you're just in time

[@eliasandshiz2060]

hayden rogers *youre *missed *too

[@cattholic8257]

Elias And Shiz You’re*

[@krypto276]

"I'm not playing with cheats. This is JUST what the game gives you." The only cheats you have actually try to make the game harder!

[@Frodudus]

Unless you have every upgrade in the game. Until they start throwing brutes at you.

[@krispecs]

Guys did I miss the sale?

[@JINXED690]

I miss these times

[@Chey1_]

Anyone watching this after the remaster got announced?

[@chocobobafett6187]

"In thinnest day in fattest night No cake shall escape my sight Let those who worship Weight watchers might beware my spandex FOR IT IS TOO TIGHT" That made me laugh for 10 minutes

[@imnottoxic867]

Is the steam sale still available?

[@muppiemaster]

in thinnest day, in fattest night. No cake shall escape my sight. Let those who worship weight-watchers might, Beware of my spandex for it is to tight. -Nerdcubed (2012)

[@pepper3924]

“Three days after I upload it” *laughs is eight years in the future*

[@Brownfacechicken]

I love how differently he says Hello percrastanators (That is the hardest word ive ever tried to say)

[@CheeseBoats]

***** *procrastinators

[@hakenbacker]

I find it hard to say because I say masturbation

[@ajramirez9769]

After watching this video for years and years, I actually got the game and am starting my adventure, thank you for all the laughs and amazing shit you have done for me

[@reecegrocott9620]

Did you manage to get the sale?

[@midlifecrisi]

I always noticed that in SR3, the first introduction area where you land after the plane bit, is completely unique in the entire city. Nowhere looks even slightly like it.

[@midlifecrisi]

Yup. Nowhere else in the city looks like that little bit.

[@orr8845]

Yeah cos the The starting area is sr2 map but you get taken to Steel port by the plane in the start

[@blop301]

well technically you crash a flying tank into the chemical plant but whatever

[@jacobcotter8487]

The plane come later

[@flynnforgeau9750]

It was free on xbox 360 for gold members only,btw people that have the gold membership get free games 1-2 times a month .stains row ,dead island,deadlight,street fighter,halo 3,etc where free before, now you have to buy them. If it didn't come out yet ,your favourite game could pop up( only if it's an old game 2005-2013)

[@lifesloretalks]

I might be getting this game today!!!!!!

[@baronnivek4934]

Change did you get it

[@druid5931]

Well... did you get it?

[@PeterGamingSience]

Did u get it or what ?

[@jakenevin25]

Its now free on 'Games for Gold'

[@jamiecolton8954]

i know :)

[@SorestHawk7]

i got it on games with gold

[@rpfproductionzz8530]

I know I'm downloading it right now lol

[@jamiecolton8954]

it is awsome hope it finishe soon :) we might even play u and me im in live stream now do sry :(

[@rainyredlion4261]

Ballistic Universe yeah i just downloaded it for free on Games For Gold

[@aubreyinmon4562]

Damn I guess I’m a bit late for the discount...

[@guwhy1907]

NAH I WATCHED THIS VIDEO WHEN IT RELEASED. I WAS BORN IN 2007. i fucking love this guy.

[@Elitezombie03]

I miss this game so much it was brilliant

[@kylemartinez2918]

Saints row 2 is better

[@adriancastro3899]

+Griffin Sealock I have to get Saints row 3 I have 6 bucks and SR 3 is only $4 SR 2 is 14$

[@pahman3070]

+Adrian Castro (SquirtleSquad) get 2, so much better than 3

[@SuperToaster25]

+Pahman You took the exact words from Dan...

[@pahman3070]

+Insane Plum well, it works xD

[@bluescreening]

Damn I missed the sale by 7 years... Is anyone still here?

[@user-bn1go7tu6c]

Yes I am

[@rustedyoda7339]

yeppers

[@joearvay3351]

I think I am just a tiny bit late...just a little

[@eliasandshiz2060]

Joe Arvay you think you're late?

[@jacobcotter8487]

Elias And Shiz and you think your late?

[@PS-rb5fw]

Dapper Penguin and u think ur late

[@user-bn1go7tu6c]

Brent Somme Do you really think you’re late?

[@bigcat2501]

@@user-bn1go7tu6c you think you're late?

[@Doc903]

What he doesn't mention: The zombies, brutes, and riot gear members are the only ones that can still kill you. You're almost immortal, but you can still be beaten to death.

[@rljeric]

I got it yesterday for $4.99. It was 75% off.

[@scerrri2749]

i missed the sale by 8 years damn

[@IchibansBeefBowl]

insert over used steam sale joke here

[@theexplodingspider4352]

Portal 3

[@IchibansBeefBowl]

half life 3

[@harrymoore3871]

“unless your watching in three days” *me coming back 10yrs later*

[@domenkay4514]

when he said the oath i... i can't stop laughing

[@ancib001]

im watching this in 1 year and 7 months time, and saints row is on sale

[@LinuxMintTutorials]

She sort of looks like Elizabeth from bioshock infinite

[@antifail235]

I always have a happy mood when watching Dans videos.

[@transflection8248]

'In Thinnest Day, In Fattest Night, No Cake Shall Escape My Sight. Let Those Who Worship Weight Watchers Might, Beware My Spandex For It Is Too Tight' -- The Oath Of The Fat Lanterns.

[@Tubz--]

its now 2015 so yeah I have no life

[@kierrantaylor1015]

U,aint the only 1

[@vaulthunter1173]

ditto

[@pearly2346]

Same here

[@joones]

Lord Megalodon What is life?

[@pearly2346]

James Bradfield how should I know?

[@Fierymonster]

OH SNAP i missed the sale by 4 years

[@jacobcotter8487]

Missed it by 6

[@c.o7993]

Cute

[@jeffreyalvarez7241]

A flash back to the origin's of the mk2 😭

[@marcusakerman9786]

The time back when Nerdcubed was calm...

[@scovelme]

marcus åkerman Are you insane?

[@marcusakerman9786]

scovelme His voice is way louder in the new videos, here he sounds relatively tired.

[@scovelme]

marcus åkerman He wasn't calm, though

[@marcusakerman9786]

scovelme I guess not, but there is something calming about him.

[@RedLightningCreation]

if the reboot isn't a prank, which I doubt it is, he's going calm, bland, and unfunny

[@minerlogo]

what about 4 years Daniel? is it still on sale?

[@danielflanard8274]

Someone please tell me, you you haft to play all of the previous saint row games in order to enjoy and understand this one.

[@OfficialSnakerYT]

Lola Lombardi The fuck? He just asked if Saint's Row 3 carries on the story from the previous games (And no, I don't think so).

[@lewyssmith4855]

Yes the story does continue. There are so many references to sr2 and sr1

[@BenIsBored]

this was the firs video i watched of this and instantly subscribed THIS WAS 4 FUVKING YEARS AGO AND IT FEELS LIKE LAST WEEK AHHHHHHH

[@SlyMeerkat]

I love this game

[@benjaminbarley4813]

Is the sale still on??

[@hobbitcraftwithtrex]

14:12

[@delta6244]

3:33 "unless your watching this in 3 days time then haha you won't get it". I'M WATCHING IT IN 3 YEARS TIME. I hope the sale is still on.

[@johnnygat7182]

*Sighs* I missed alotta' shit in Steelport...Haven't I?

[@johnnygat7182]

***** Fuck of- Oh wait, actually I am at Hell.

[@johnnygat7182]

***** Guess so.

[@gamingbadace6685]

Why did you get captured by alien gat whyyyy I thought you died :(

[@savagenation4l]

gaming badace everyone thought His Ass Died Had shaundi.. Mad Asf For years 😳😢

[@benjaminbarley4813]

Is the sale still on Dan?

[@benjaminbarley4813]

This is a big deal for me its like a ritual that I do every year

[@tzarborisiii5006]

2019 anyone

[@MtS-ol7np]

I don't know about anyone else, but I find Dan's old computer's overly loudyness relaxing. Or just comforting because it makes me feel better about my computer.. >.

[@fabiokinolli]

I can't be the only one who misses the computer fan.... am i?

[@ryankelly9068]

SR2 will always be better... Septic trucks are fun.

[@shaundonovan5937]

I’m 7 years late for the sale dammit

[@abelchavez2463]

Shaun Donovan If only I knew what he meant at the time

[@XXavierSin-XXs]

I love how the end reveals that he wasn't saying a bunch of horrible stuff earlier in the video.. Nerd3, you are so mild.

[@mrobsidian6447]

Shit I missed the sale

[@jwames]

Leik ef oyu whach en 2015

[@ElmoTheAnarchistAWRSON]

eye licked yu camnet, lick ine.

[@PeterGamingSience]

2021 anyone ?

[@seph3910]

I love how every game you play is a *add detail about game here*-'em up

[@ChickenCrazy7]

haha! right now saints row 3 is $2.99! suck it!

[@rabbutts]

I just bought Saints Row: The Third on Steam so I could have it on PC. I love sales.

[@ChickenCrazy7]

dont we all my friend!

[@jakinatorthegamer2301]

God his pc is loud

[@RoboticRedstone]

Ikr. That's the problem when having a really good gaming PC but having noisy fan. In his new videos they're not noisy.

[@1amlevel]

I think it's because he bought a mic in his newer videos, in these ones he used his camera as his mic

[@1amlevel]

Ryland QCox I am so paranoid about my rig because of that, when I bump into it with my leg, I freak out because I think I knock out a tube

[@RoboticRedstone]

***** How can Nerd³ hit his PC with his foot?

[@RoboticRedstone]

***** K. I thought you meant the tube came off because he hit it with his foot even though his PC is on his table.

[@bronumero7334]

I'm 10 pls stop causing in in ether vids

[@seamusfahey7132]

Stop the causing of what?

[@bronumero7334]

Cussing

[@bronumero7334]

What?

[@darcyhoppen9524]

Kenneth Vargas k calm down deep breaths in and out

[@bronumero7334]

Kenneth Vargas lol

[@hitonitocolclough7955]

9:13 And so, development on we happy few began

[@pahman3070]

Dude, come on, stop spoiling everyone's time by mentioning shit like that. Uncalled for dude.

[@lordlemon6454]

saints row 2 was better

[@Valkorian0427]

Story wise yeah. Gameplay wise eh. Just plain dicking around no.

[@Danthepest1]

Adrian Macias Nah, SR2 was better in the dicking around department as well. Aside from all the secret areas to explore, the pedestrians can provide you with endless entertainment. I was fighting a Ronin mook when all of a sudden an old lady ran towards us and started stabbing the Ronin mook to death before other Ronin members showed up to fight her and she was kicking their butt until she got ran over by a runaway truck. What do pedestrians do in SR3? Try to punch you a couple of times if you hit them and then bugger off. Steelport is also very dull and doesn't have many places to explore. SR3 is lot's of flash with little substance. The novelty of hitting people with dildos wears off really fast.

[@Valkorian0427]

Danthepest1 If really just depends on the person. Some thing SR2 did better others SR3 did better but just really depends on the person. For me it's SR3 tor u its SR2 and respect ur opinion.

[@bex--]

I have the second one, but haven't played it for whatever reason. Is it just as silly and epic as 3?

[@Valkorian0427]

Hypocritical Paradox not as silly but really cool

[@joearvay3351]

Nobody knows how many times I've re-watched Dan's old videos, and I still love them all

[@benjaminbarley4813]

Dan, 7 years later, is the sale still on?

[@justinp910]

It's Octopi. Not octopuses, octopi. lol This is probably the best video you've made that I've seen. I couldn't breath I laughed so hard.

[@dirkloyd6018]

*Nerd3*: I've decided I won't curse anymore. *Minutes later*: What the hell is laser beaming me?

[@CloudedByKatana]

The opening legitimately gave me a nostalgiagasm

[@grilldrill3003]

Ahhhhhhhh, 2012, the golden age of Nerd3...

[@jesspunkqueer]

when he's shooting at that giant flying thing in the beginning, you can see through his character's legs.

[@day8883]

I watched this when I was 7 and I'm 16 now, how the time has passed

[@hammer8710]

mhm i watched this when i was 5 and im 13

[@michaelohearnofficial]

dan the reason for no day/night cycle is so they (volition) could make the ground wet when its raining

[@antona.9361]

I remember when this game was about gangsters

[@Afroman7896]

I hope that explosion wednesday comment was a wheezy waiter reference, cuz if it was, you just got that much more awesome.

[@Dangimal]

Yeah, he said in one of his other videos he's a big fan of WheezyWaiter

[@Go17Gabe]

Someone make a video of nerdcubed only saying "taste like nom? yeah taste like nom."

[@HarlowLovesGaming]

SR3: "Let's be a super hero!" SR4 Comes out: "Super heroes are stupid!"

[@prospectstreams]

Who is watched this after the SR3 Remaster for the next gen consoles was announced

[@DanielGarcia-tr5xm]

nerd cubed challenge, turn on invincibility for cars, get an emu on top of the tallest building and fly the emu across the map using only satchel charges

[@KickingJoub]

This is totally relevant to me right now KZbin, thanks a bunch

[@thelastsith1306]

I think I’m a bit late for the sale! The AMA from Revelations is closed aswell

[@alexryan8956]

13:32 a surprisingly realistic depiction of Snooki

[@zanebrown1728]

8:45 put it at 2x speed and you can hear he works for the kgb and is giving coordinates through telegraph

[@Bammah_]

Sigh, the good ol days of when you could hear dans computer screaming in pain throughout the entire video

[@01chohan]

The complete edition is on sale for £3.39 on GOG. Just to let you guys know :D

[@shadonis1]

I'm from 2/15/2015 and I got 2, 3, and 4 with all the DLC for $13... I think I got the better deal!

[@Nick-bh5uk]

I just realized that Dan's character is basically Touka from Tokyo Ghoul