Nerd³ Plays... GTA V - Two More

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[@mrpersonsir3479]

"I survived a tumor twice im not dying to a twat in a heliplane" Jay- 2017

[@yoshiboy6198]

HELIPLANE

[@TheGamingW0LF13]

WHere the fuck is this quote, i need to hear it

[@mattknight7862]

this jay kid is fucking sick hahaha

[@emzeyt1831]

OMG you're amazing xD

[@sbr7018]

Close Quarters Wombat Ohhh rektttt. Hope the best for you man.

[@HTJumps]

Dan please do more videos with jay because he's hilarious.

[@j-hmarwood1811]

H.T.Jumps he should be in a little and cubed style series, it would be great.

[@cleo3228]

H.T.Jumps this is honestly probably very hard and expensive to do, this will probably be the last time jay can do this for a while do to the nature of collabs

[@gusta677]

He has his own channel.

[@HTJumps]

bart fernsy true

[@cmv4532]

It shouldn't be too difficult. Pretty sure they are in the same time zone, and there really aren't many required expenses to collabs.

[@ManyATrueNerd]

Valkyries of Zenith? I wish I was as cool as Jay :(

[@ashtonhornbeck3896]

You just have to have cancer and not be 60 years old. Then you're on the right track.

[@sircaramelofcanadia4743]

Close Quarters Wombat jesus 😂 never leave

[@EggNogg]

oh hi jon

[@sarahkeating8135]

Many A True Nerd z

[@zaxreg6418]

hello jon

[@tahaislam2070]

I love how jay is just constantly laughing

[@JoubleDumpers]

Taha Islam same, he's got an awesome laugh!

[@tahaislam2070]

and he barely speaks but when he does its comedy gold

[@silverheart2073]

apparently when we rewatches it he hates it

[@thediethrower1803]

Taha Islam Well of course he loves nerdcubed and finds him hilarious. That's why he did he make a wish thing with him.

[@gajbooks]

I think pretty much everyone hates their own laugh.

[@colecarsten9532]

"He used to be funnier." "But then Matt joined." Right. That's it. We need to keep Jay.

[@augustinetoth8715]

I support

[@jesseasher7520]

jay is better than matt.

[@richardchantlerrico]

Actually I think the 3 of them work best together.

[@OperatorVanta]

Jay is awesome

[@justarandomdoge9042]

Read just as I heard.

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

Wow, Jay is still *perfect* for you guys. Also, for all his screw ups the part where Matt crashed his plane then did a backflip eject out of the explosion was pretty darn incredible.

[@petermarsh4578]

What time in the video?

[@mehrskywalkr7769]

oh yes, oh friggin yes

[@fartingwhale6892]

If you don't make him a permanent member of NerdCubed LTD. I'll be pissed

[@wilderdayz1513]

Weird Random Gaming Channel ditto

[@unicorn_bob2940]

Maya Ward Ditto the ditto

[@aidengray3998]

Make-a-wish: "Which of these three things do you want?" Jay: "I want to meet Dan Hardcastle." Dan: "I want to hire the cancer child."

[@buddette5513]

Agreed

[@thewanderer1618]

+Aiden Gray YES PLEASE

[@zookerberg758]

Jay has a great sense of tumour

[@frankbailey8910]

Kryky I laughed but you going to hell

[@zookerberg758]

there is no hell

[@frankbailey8910]

Kryky lie hisssszssssssssssss

[@zookerberg758]

FB7 GAMING what

[@zookerberg758]

Sam 1 It's my magnum opus of comedy.

[@theoutcastleaf3410]

How come Jay and Dan didn't get an intro animation as good as Matt's?

[@peeree2983]

TheOutcastLeaf because Matt is shit

[@mandyb2462]

TheOutcastLeaf I agree with pee ree lol

[@aluas4654]

I did a 1v1 with Jay in paladins yesterday on dedhed's stream. He was not kidding, He beat cancer twice, and he beat the shit out of me...

[@aluas4654]

;-;

[@snufkin8940]

@@aluas4654 sad times

[@alexeverett308]

"Let's fukin' beat up the cancer kid then." Oh Matt, never change!

[@HABSFAN2200]

"I survived a tumor twice, I'm not dying to a twat in an airplane!" Quote of the year ladies and gentlemen!

[@SuspectSh0t]

When did he say that????

[@shadophaxx2401]

it's a shame we'll never get more of the adventures of NerdCubed, Cancer Kid and the One Winged Wanker : (

[@Wolvie619]

Jay has a laugh that's second only to Geoff Ramsey. It makes me happy every time I hear it. :)

[@ShadicRothZz1998]

Wolvie 619 What if Jay survived because Geoff's laugh cures cancer?

[@Wolvie619]

ShadicRothZz1998 Then I would follow Geoff like he was a diety.

[@TruCloudGaming]

You know Geoff and Jack did a make a wish thing ages ago, do you think the kid was cured cause Geoff? XD

[@baz8526]

I'm here from Jay's stream.

[@forsinan455]

Lewis Bassindale yes

[@beanoman01]

Slaw

[@TophatTOTH]

I was perving over slaw

[@tomjaem]

ded hed SLAAAAAAWWWW

[@beanoman01]

Its in the description, will be live again after we finish the video

[@joshiejx]

Dan = Jeremy Clarkson Jay = Richard Hammond Matt = James May

[@lentoturmahub8214]

Hahaha... I don’t get it.

[@glumbortango7182]

The J-name to Not-J-Name dichotomy has been switched

[@ghingcarl]

It’s the hosts of Top Gear.

[@jonahbest6253]

Or jay was Richard Hammond..

[@mandyb2462]

Joshiejx OMG SOOOOO TRUE

[@miscellaneous.7127]

I was so sad when I found out he was dead, he truly had an amazing sense of humour... I bet he still wouldn't switch lives with Matt though.

[@snufkin8940]

I mean just look at Matt's face

[@zoeycanbeawesome]

Dan and jay should do the trucks down the mountain challenge

[@carlosmailt]

Hi Dan's GTA character :p

[@gamingninjakaz3551]

NERDCUBED JAYCUBED matt

[@theimperiumofman102]

They should hire jay, he's better than matt

[@bul13ts]

Goddammit Cancer! You got the wrong one!!!

[@oliversidney1218]

Fucking brutal ahahahaha

[@wotfanar9155]

Poirot's Mustache can we transfer it to Matt?

[@bul13ts]

I'm figuring out the science now...

[@Detank2002]

oh dear god ;)

[@turtlechief2169]

"I've survived a tumor twice I'm not dying to a twat in an airplane!" Not many people would have been able to say those words.

[@failingkidneys9058]

Desperate House Wives: Nerd3 Completes Make it happen

[@fasfdjifndjugbh3746]

I believe

[@alexeverett308]

Doctor What Kpopp. Look her up. (No, she has nothing to do with the music)

[@latestdisgrace4185]

Mother of god

[@protoj1346]

Doctor What yes.

[@Musket456]

The best thing about this collab is how much genuine love Jay is getting on this channel.

[@capnapples]

Ha, oh man this kid's laugh could cure... Oh.

[@outsider344]

Its so god damn lucky that Jay is funny and has chemistry with these guys. This could have been so awkward, but instead its amazing. Jay forever!

[@g..g1107]

Good fuck every time I've seen that spinning 12pt font comic sans "matt" after "DAN" and "JAY" it just kills me

[@danhinchliffe7622]

"I survived a tumor twice. I'm not dying to a twat in an aeroplane" Literally my favourite thing ever haha

[@jynxvi]

twatting*

[@TheFatmanh]

i know this was for charity and that but Jay genuinely fits in really well with Dan and Matt, if jay started his own channel and he did collabs with Dan on the regular i would sub the shit out of it

[@ThyWaffl3]

Dan, the thing you did with the title, I see it.

[@codakose4877]

ThyWaffl3 I don't see it

[@gamershadow1]

Codakose two more = tumor

[@lukeberrie3942]

The suicides are strong in this episode

[@bul13ts]

So that's it huh? We some kinda dead meme which becomes oddly appropriate and therefore forgivable under the given circumstances?

[@TheeLinkeer]

Poirot's Mustache the fuck are you talking about

[@tommeakin1732]

Who needs cancer aye...? ._.

[@uzisbadplace696]

he's one of those emo kids who thinks suicide is a problem lol

[@reasonable370]

no GTA V lets play from this channel will ever be complete again without Jay. true fact.

[@liamweaver2944]

12:14 Ohhh 4 years late but my sides when Matt crashed into Dan thinking he was Jay. Also RIP Jay

[@The-Urban-Goose]

Rest in peace, sweet prince.

[@bigmanbrookes5083]

a summary: Dan and matt try to kill a cancer kid and fail vastly

[@Dan57901]

"I survived a tumor twice, I'm not dying to a twat in a helliplane"- Jay. Please let him have a permanent place. He's hilarious.

[@TYPICALSHADOW0]

I came here from jays stream

[@silverheart2073]

has that stream stopped or will it keep on going?

[@TYPICALSHADOW0]

silver heart we're back on live right now :-)

[@RegularCody]

Link?

[@TYPICALSHADOW0]

TwixtheWizard jays channel is linked in the description and his new video has a link to the stream we're on now

[@silverheart2073]

thanks

[@GingerBraFace]

I shat myself laughing when Matt ejected himself after the perfect landing XD

[@watsgoinonhere1]

"[OfficialNerdCubed] Used to be funnier." "-And then Matt joined!" This. This here. Yes.

[@DemonMankeyMan]

"I survived a tumour twice. I'm not dying to a twat in a plane!" Look at that line. Just look at it. He threw that out on a whim but it just tells me how strong this fellow is. Maybe it's because of what he's gone through, maybe it's in spite of it. In either case I tip the metaphorical to you Jay, you have my utmost respect. Oh and I guess the Make a Wish group do as well.

[@johndough1458]

The subscribers are making the wish that Jay becomes a permanent member of the NerdCubed team!

[@er-1311]

John Dough If one of us gets cancer, Dan has to do it. That's the rule, right?

[@cameronphipps8033]

man I'm glad Jay gave shout out to this small youtube he is good

[@ZacharyDaveyLambert]

Okay this arrangement better be permanent or I'm rioting.

[@Jakewake52]

Can we get some "I survived a tumor twice, I'm not dying to a twatting aeroplane" merch?

[@ldrthnbmbs]

Okay, I've finally got the pun in the title 'Two more' sounds like 'tumor' Jesus fuck

[@GoldStarLord]

I love how matt's name in the intro is just in comic sans with no color

[@AJSLV2002]

matt jumped out pf plane and THEN remembered he didnt have a parachute

[@RegretfulDeadMan]

I distinctly remember Dan saying digger in his farm simulator video

[@JackKinglsy]

A corpse just dropped from the sky. But it's not my birthday - Nerdcubed 2017

[@AShadowboxsFSX]

I can't get over how well Jay works with you guys, it's hilarious.

[@sixty-four]

I cant stop laughing when nerdcubed and jay have proper intros then theres just matt

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

Jay is easily by far the absolute best addition to the crew! Get him on the podcats!

[@isaacmiller868]

Dan should totally do a collab with Hat Films

[@ArchieSimpson]

What happened to him and Inthelittlewood?

[@johnwhittington2998]

Isaac Miller Atleast hatfilms are still uploading onto their KZbin channel

[@doommuppet6789]

what happened?

[@Jayyemi]

That was ages ago, fairly sure there isn't any grudges between them. Matt and Hannah talk fairly regularly on twitter nowadays

[@Cavog]

I've always wanted to see that! Maybe he could join them for some more Golf With Your Friends!

[@louisianahighballproductio6954]

I like how Matt doesn't lagh he just whistles loudly

[@JohnTK]

i'm not being picky, but it helps when I know who's perspective I'm watching.

[@christater5540]

Watching Matt land on the ground to eject from his plane and die is pretty much the epitome of this channel.

[@lukelz]

Jay should definately start a channel and make more nerdcubed colabs!!!

[@isobelblanchard4225]

Jay's laugh is really infectious, I hope he comes back for more streams/videos!

[@thenotoriousdig610]

We need more Jay

[@sebfrog1298]

Dan And Jay: *shouting loud as fuck* Matt: *mumble* you're not even my real boss.

[@Utonian21]

For future viewing: 10:55 11:40 12:14

[@liamweaver2944]

Jesus Christ I damn near pissed myself when Matt crashed into Dan.

[@Utonian21]

@@liamweaver2944 Same 😂😂

[@liamweaver2944]

@@Utonian21 DON’T CRASH INTO ME YOU ABSOLUTE KNOBHOLE!!!

[@Utonian21]

@@liamweaver2944 "THE HOLE IN THE END OF A KNOB" ☠️

[@liamweaver2944]

@@Utonian21 THE ACTUAL PHYSICAL HOLE

[@TAMThomasTAM]

Everybody who watches Nerd Cubed wants to be able to have witty fun with him. Everybody who watched Nerd Cubed has felt like they'd probably mess it up. Jay has proven that we were wrong, thanks Jay, we have hope.

[@justanotherpiccplayer3511]

Petition for Jay to be part of nerdcubed team

[@Drewbydrew]

No joke, I'd love to see more videos with Jay. He's bloody hilarious.

[@sirsupertaco5783]

Please Dan can we keep him! OfficialJayCubed??

[@thomassterckx549]

MonkeyDP RIP Jay

[@JoubleDumpers]

Loving the quality recently Dan, it's something we're really trying to emulate on our channel. Anyway, keep it coming!!

[@trules777]

in this video: Dan tries to kill a kid with cancer

[@ivanSMart54]

I just love when Matt ejected and died and he laughed super hard it was hilarious and all his other fuck ups too are hilarious

[@AirPainLiveStreams]

Matt: I don't even like nerdcubed Dan: Use to be funnier Jay: And then matt joined. FUCKING ADD HIM TO THE NERDCUBED CHANNEL!

[@KiesandNoob]

"I survived a tumor twice, I'm not dying to some twat in an aeroplane"

[@yoshiboy6198]

HELIPLANE

[@Greaseoverwatch]

Make Jay a part of the Nerd³ group.

[@thelastsith1306]

Please please please please make Jay a permanent part of the channel, amazing at games and funny!! NEVER LET HIM LEAVE!!!

[@JHA854]

One Wing Wanker XD

[@lukediggle1723]

Oh you got enough SFX budget to get Matt's name to spin, congrats!

[@TophatTOTH]

I came from Jays stream ObeyTheSlaw JustTheFlacidTip

[@keir117]

Valkyries of Zenith sounds like something Matt would call his team

[@1999Dman1]

That comic sans mattXD

[@TiaRae101]

jay needs to become a permanent part of the team, hes amazing, i seriously wish him all the best

[@0xs]

WHERE IS THE LITTLE AND CUBED!??!

[@stuchris]

PLEASE DO MORE WITH JAY, I THINK IM GONNA CRY DUDE, THIS IS AMAZING! :'D

[@jjmj4971]

"i survived two tumours; im not going to die to a twatting aeroplane" lmao

[@jackredmond4063]

Honestly jays laugh is so funny it makes me smile from hearing it and also laugh

[@ace__7063]

MORE JAY OR WE RIOT

[@roofusgreenfield2910]

Jay is fuckin' brilliant!! He works so perfectly with Nerdcubed and Matt!!

[@earleroy]

notif squad where yall at

[@BlueSky-td4hp]

earleroy 🙋

[@robkyle8199]

Jay squad.

[@Luke-ks5gg]

Jay has an adorable little laugh that I can't get over. Its hilarious.

[@50mt]

GTA, again?!

[@codakose4877]

The 50Megaton Nukers it was likely the same recording session

[@50mt]

I was just commenting over my joy of seeing the Nörd fuck around in GTA V again (friendly voice, just don't like emotional icons)

[@Cteklite]

Nerdcubed was goddamn hilarious. Then Jay joined. Then Nerdcubed was fucking goddamn hilarious.

[@ThisIsLiin]

Let Jay record games for the news show instead of Matt please.

[@yupitsmaddi2761]

the most legendary series on the internet.

[@ifellunder8586]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@ginston5606]

Jay's stream is preety good.

[@2tvtv]

Jay should take over the channel from nerdcubed (no offense dan)

[@wilderdayz1513]

MrSquiggles not a bad idea

[@aleksidragoev5626]

jay is apprentice^3

[@robosapieo232]

Agreed.We finally have a replacement for Dan when he dies lol

[@sparkstorm8501]

yea

[@namewarvergeben]

They can be Batman and Robin

[@TheGamingHarryTGH]

"I survived a tumer twice, I'm not dying from a twat in a aeroplan" favourite quote of the year xD

[@SpiritedVT]

MORE JAY! He needs a place on this channel.

[@amethyst806]

I still love the intro where Matt's name is in lowercase comic sans

[@hadawaco]

Make him a permanent member Dan, I bet this lad would love to spend his days playing games with you and/or making his own stuff too as a job :)

[@casualapple3781]

Jay's laugh is the most magical thing ever

[@foxrumor]

Jay should totally be in all of the nerdcubed online livestreams. HE IS HILARIOUS!

[@harpermcateer6017]

When Matt, landed then she red and died was the funniest part of the video True comedy gold 😂😂👌🏻

[@ZenodudeMC]

You better keep him on here. He deserves it and has earned it. At least for the live games