Nerd³ Plays... Surgeon Simulator 2013 IN SPACE!

[@CreepySax]

for a second when I saw the lung at 3:20 I was just like... WTF IS A FISH DOING HERE!?!?

[@WinterDutchie]

i get it, the lung looked like half a fish 😂

[@marzuqahmed218]

Same

[@danielmarsden4573]

Two Surgeons in a Pub S1: So how was work for you then? S2: I killed someone in 5 seconds! S2: Darn, I've only managed 11! End.

[@yourbirthcertificate]

Surgeons*

[@danielmarsden4573]

***** you were saying?

[@yourbirthcertificate]

Lil' Solid Snake I just helped you because it sayed surgens. Help appreciated :)?

[@danielmarsden4573]

***** No, I mean read it again.

[@hectorirvine5016]

0:13 Diazepam- used to treat anxiety disorders, alcohol withdrawal symptoms, or muscle spasms. oh Nigel...

[@heyimkreg8766]

+Hector Irvine NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

[@swymbiote]

My fastest kill is Space Brain with 0:00.875 as I jammed it into the gap between face and skull where it got stuck, moved around crazily and killed him instantly.

[@_zander1025]

I liked this because of your profile phito #Whovian4Life

[@darealjoshua3982]

Whovians!

[@officialdinodoestuff]

zander1025 I liked it because I'd like to think of his profile photo as his reaction to that.

[@keetonfoust]

jammed what?

[@Datocus]

Remember kids, Pay your Health Insurance or Meet the dead hands of Nigel

[@WallzTheGamerplaysGames]

Hes Nigel T. Doctor

[@WallzTheGamerplaysGames]

Wallz TheGamer Nigel The Doctor. :)

[@Spamixity]

Thanks, Dad!

[@tommyc8006]

no you will meet teh hands of doctor dan hardcastle aka nerdcubed

[@th3doglov3rs36]

Or most places in the EU: Germany, France, Engla ... Oh.

[@hackerzdienow]

imagine a real doctor in training watching this...

[@plantmanthelazorborn3120]

Trust me when I say it breached the Geneva Convention

[@mikestephens7670]

actually, bones do have blood in them because they have bone marrow which creates red blood cells

[@meridians9103]

Toxicdude - ... lol. You do realize that KZbin is more than games and has a lot of educational material... Right...?

[@chasecrutsinger8600]

Toxicdude - lol KZbin isn't just about games idiot

[@derpyturtle3631]

mike stephens I’m saying this cause I can.... NEEERRDDD!!!!!!

[@alexeverett308]

"That's not a heart it's a pen"

[@dantesandstrom4680]

oh the old days of nerd cubed... I miss him but look forward to the future nerd.

[@stevencipriano3504]

I look forward to when they build time machines...

[@nathangreen1094]

If we could develop time travel, where are the tourists from the future?

[@kingkaiju2211]

Nathan Green maybe there good at hiding

[@yazendaddi9127]

Welp here we are

[@aletreiger9337]

Props if you watched while eating without throwing up

[@vickyotters9207]

Yay! I have a completely useless talent.

[@muncepii]

@@vickyotters9207 shhh

[@thexninja666]

You know that you're in trouble when you wake up in the middle of surgery and you hear the surgeon saying "I heard something go squish."

[@NovaStudios19]

I am on such a Nerdcubed bing all night. Been a subscriber for almost a year and I have seen about 70% of all his videos. I have seen about 10 tonight alone. Keep up all the hard work Dan!!!

[@jackberg4395]

what she/he said

[@NovaStudios19]

He

[@crittermoded]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like in the real world a doctor wouldn't remove almost every other organ to perform a heart transplant. Because that makes far more issues than just blood loss

[@alexeverett308]

Nitro_Wolf A real life surgeon also wouldn't break ribs with a fire extinguisher or operate in space. I don't think they were really going for "realism" here..

[@modzmodzz]

3:15 I was dying because I never heard his voice go up that high. XD

[@z_man22]

his name is NERD cubed, but he asked if bones have blood in them

[@analassassin5629]

Yeah, hes more like geek³

[@DZ-1987]

Its called a name, it doesn't define the man. Says DZ.

[@CpnGame]

The devs clearly enjoyed your playthroughs of their game, Mr. Cubed Trangrifier. Good work!

[@TheColtonChannel69]

Certificate: Give me that watch! **mugs the doctor**

[@insertname5813]

And it points the end of the stand at his throat

[@jackrabbit8991]

do the alien level

[@isaaccrawford-leighton4228]

Do the pewdsball alien transplant

[@Canadia939]

Quoting Nerd- "Win! Yes! Just jiggle it around a bit..." *squish* "Yes! I did it! Oh wait... That's not the right noise... Hmmmm... Ah crap!" Jesus I just died laughing.

[@kajusgrybe5454]

Dude, the bone has marrow inside of it and the marrow makes the blood, I'm 11 and I know this, how do u not know this?! :p no offense ur vids are awesome...

[@dremac1958]

bones actually will create blood

[@hanzohasashi7641]

How?

[@dremac1958]

how? ill tell you how if you bleed for a while and you feel empty without blood yor bones will take in bone marrow and create more blood

[@takodabdrew4367]

Budder Lord You watch SkyDoesMinecraft, yes?

[@noahenglish6654]

Hanzo ever heard of school because they teach things like that...

[@dremac1958]

Andrew Brady nine

[@sgr2676]

nerd play postal 2!

[@sgr2676]

he already has played portal 2 postal is a different game. dummy :D

[@tommyc8006]

Jules postal is the homicde the m up

[@frogsnidget_7345]

1:12 “where is the blue syringe” *Fucking slams his arm into the needle*

[@charleyl1313]

Fastest kill 3 seconds

[@konkola3295]

WTF?! I fucking hate misleading titles! I THOUGHT HE WAS PLAYING IN SPACE LIKE THE TITLE SAYS

[@HailtotheKiin]

He is

[@HB-ur6ks]

he is playing in space :)

[@_waffles757]

HB87 I think he means in real life.

[@tzimbob]

_waffles exactly

[@bungbloopity]

_waffles yup

[@LouisPlaysDrums]

i got 2 secs

[@RoboticRedstone]

Yeah right

[@Rithorn]

And I got a femto-second.

[@RoboticRedstone]

***** Yeah and I got half a femto-second

[@Rithorn]

***** DAMMMMMMMMNNNN you're good. ;)

[@RoboticRedstone]

***** Yeah but it was just luck ;)

[@Neonized626]

12:28 Nerdcubed: stay! Heart: *understandable have a great day*

[@666NumberOfTheBlaze]

You are the GREATEST Surgeon Simulator player out of all the other Surgeon Simulator player's!! XD

[@Minnakht23]

I don't know if you read comments, but... honestly, how can you not know? That bit is the liver. It's ESSENTIAL for boozing. Without it, you'd likely die of boozing and it wouldn't be any fun.

[@BioCraftHero]

Bones have marrow in them, so they technically have blood in them, since marrow is actually blood cells in development.

[@gferrol118]

Considering there's no gravity, Nigel is doing a very good job of not floating around

[@jawindyu89]

I'm getting all these videos recommended again after 9 years, now that it's some nostalgia

[@FlipLogic]

On the space heart surgery mission, I managed to go through half the rib cage and only take out 1 lung and the bad heart, then just waited around for 5 or so minutes before the good heart floated back into grabbing range. It was pretty touch and go until the good heart just floated back into the operating zone after a short holiday

[@carolinarosadesouza925]

Agora você tem uma, ou mais uma, fã brasileira! Like pra você!!

[@someannoyingasscrab1114]

Thanks for the shoutout.

[@macalisternewby5679]

Another great thing to hear in the OR, "Is that a heart in the corner? No, it's the squidgy, delicious bit."

[@harryellott5435]

nerdcubed completes : surgeon simulator 2013

[@doomthedracoon]

To answer the question of "Are you left ribless after a heart surgery" Yes in the case of one of my brothers and possably me and the future. I think insurance covers rebuilding them now though.

[@Nygaard2]

"Let's just rip this heart out..." - and then rip out one of the lungs... This is brilliant!

[@jcubedcrew2609]

You dont wont a surgeon telling you: 1.I need another axe! 2.Hey can you grab my syringe? I think its under your pillow. 3.Where'd my bone drill go? 4.How much force should I put behind this hammer? 5.ANYTHING, in fact, you should be anesthetized!

[@somethingoreo]

These are the videos that make me laugh the hardest

[@TDog14126]

So glad u did the space part from the last game!!!

[@IsaacA192]

Pissed myself laughing when he said 'What is the use in this thing?' Hahaha! It's supposed to be a liver, it filters out things that could be bad for us and turns it into waste. It does more stuff too.

[@cindysmith7207]

I love the fact at the end he's going for the fastest way to kill the person.. xD It's like.. "Someone call up the morge, the doctors are at it again"

[@joeblake4204]

new blood comes from the bone marrow and bones are alive so they do need nutrients from the body that comes in blood.

[@hazelstarjayfeather1808]

SPACE SPACE. WANNA GO TO SPACE! SPACE COPS HIW MANY SPACE COPS? Whats your favorite thing about space? Mine is space.... Wheatley: SHUT UP Rick: THERES NOTHING IN SPACR THATS WHY ITS SPACE!!!

[@candigurl198530]

im glad you know how to use a dictionary. if you read the comment i replied he said that bones carry blood which would mean that they transport them, this is untrue, also marrow replaces blood cells so slowly that it is relatively non important as far as surgery is concerned. you would not bleed out or lose blood at a rapid rate if your bones were damaged unless the broken bone cut an artery or vein.

[@dragontamer239]

Really liked this! Keep up the good work!

[@knightoflambda]

no shit!! he has as much dexterity with the scalpel as a quadruplegic with Parkinsons. and watching it is HILARIOUS

[@NintendexF8000]

In heart surgery, the rib cage is removed with saws, then it is tied back on with steel plates.

[@jacobedwards3666]

Yes bones have marrow which has and creates red blood cells

[@rijden-nu]

ROFL @14:40 Look at where he's bleeding from... That is the most intense nosebleed I've ever seen! Hahaha

[@joairstclaire]

Nerdcubed Challenges: Complete a proper surgery using the tools it suggests.

[@vcrewindhd2685]

love you Nerd!

[@freddycalabrese319]

This is pure poetry.

[@biggieshpleebly6243]

Dan you are the best space surgeon ever. :)

[@gll50]

I suggest the Attack on Titan fangame. Very fun, and will catch you off guard with it's difficulty.

[@avagilmour2672]

"Tweezers! For the first time anyone will use these properly" *holds backwards*

[@bubble.boy22]

Yaaay! It's Mr. Logic here to save the day! ^0^

[@fucnfun]

Its a Flying Fish!!! Oh no its a lung...

[@fractalizingflower61]

you are the worlds best surgeon weave ever had :D

[@TheSlyBrit]

Don't tell me I've knackered this up already!

[@gavinoverby7800]

p.s im your number. 1 fan!

[@mothssmeat]

nerd challenges: do heart surgery (in either space or the ambulance) and you can only remove 1 lung

[@lilweetabix9137]

Iv lived in this channel since just course 2

[@LowlyWizrd]

You never paid attention in Health and Physical education in year 2 did you? Your heart pumps the blood through the cardiovascular system to supply oxygen to the different parts of your body. Your bones create the blood cells required to carry this oxygen and the plasma (liquid part of blood) is something i forgot about.

[@Chandbichooos]

greatest video ever

[@HBJodeci]

cool story bro, especially the part when it finished

[@skyemoyer5032]

"What is that? Is that a hammer? Oh no, that's a saw. Oh, it's nothing. Aaah, look how freaky big my hands are!"

[@Jaxsonrh01]

You are both right the bones do not make blood but blood cells are manufactured in bone marrow so in a way you are both right.

[@gvdr5891]

I love how he says Obammer instead of Obama... British accents are hilarious, but I bet us Americans sound funny to y'all.

[@_zander1025]

When everything was wobbly wobbly timey whimey I was like screaming THE BLUE SYRINGE IS ABOVE HIS RIBCAGE!!!!!!!

[@bedlam789]

Bones do not only have blood in them but also make blood within their marrow

[@katmchenry]

Hello, Colonel capitalization. I wish you the best of luck in your efforts.

[@bob562010]

Like David Davis says, blood cells are manufactured in the bone marrow, so yes, the bones have blood in them.

[@serubyne57]

Nerd³ got in the heart transplant in space: 1st is left lung 2nd is diaphgram 3rd is right lung then the stomach then the bad heart.

[@KBKAngus]

The second thing he removed - the most useless organ - was actually bob's liver. yes the patient is called bob

[@HamadAL-Thani]

kaboomkid angus an actually the liver is the most usefull organ google it

[@KBKAngus]

I'm not saying its the most useless. I'm using hyphens to indicate context, because Dan says its the most useless organ. I know that without the liver your blood will not be filtered of toxins probably causing you to die, and the most common cause of damage is alcohol poisoning causing chronic liver cirrhosis and shutting it down.

[@derpizzaman1050]

The reason why there are arguments like this is because people can't mind their own business

[@Venusdeluxe]

Then your gonna love NerdCubed ;)

[@ninjamario1232]

theres a secret level in the space level type296145" into the box on the Space Brain surgery level. It then unlocks the video cassette and youre good to go from there!

[@Droidman1231]

8:18 Red Blood Cells are made in bones. They can also repair these,ves, so they do need blood.

[@Bread_Bug]

Actually, bone has tons of blood vessels that run through its canals and pores. Just like every other part of the body, bone needs a way for nutrients to be carried in and out.

[@ninjablooper123]

On the space ship, there was some control pad in the right corner, you should try to fix it to see what happens

[@ulisesrivas9659]

100MINITS AND 59 SECONDS!!!!

[@thedancingwolf230]

Just me or did when the lung flew around did it look like a fishes head like a samlon?

[@catt0009]

Usually when a heart surgery is done, they use this sort of reverse-clamp to pull the ribs apart so they don't have to shatter them. The more you know~

[@ZionRouter]

I don't know. I would think that all of the bones in our bodies would be made the same way so that, by some astronomical chance that they would be broken, they would heal the same way so the cells wouldn't need completely new directions to fix it. I'm probably wrong, though.

[@bryanportillo2348]

If you ever hear your doctor say "I am far too high for this" your fucked.

[@mikelgier7440]

your doing the space level so why not do the secret alien level

[@mcshadow5000]

Bones DO have blood in them btw. They're the ones that make it, after all.

[@FaultyPs3]

Blood is manufactured in Bone Marrow, it then is pumped throughout your body by the Heart.

[@thepolishastronaut7940]

that useless organ is the liver dan, it tastes good, but it kind of regulates your blood

[@JennMcFly]

I had to go back and rewatch to see where his watch went when the certificate mugged him haha

[@BurmudaTriangleTV]

Surgeons jobs must be nightmares.... but somebody's gotta do it.

[@cameroncole7454]

The music makes me emmotional XD

[@13gamerbullet]

4:27 Bob has created a new antibody for an invader to his body! This antibody resembles that of a half yellow, half green capsule...

[@ksf30098]

It makes the game fun

[@michaelm400]

NerdCubed, the doctor that does heart surgery then haves discounts on face reconstruction.11:57

[@Local_Rakun]

I remembered how they told you what to cut "AFTER" you do the surgery

[@Desucrate]

"He has been surviving this really quite well"

[@grimm_plush]

0:13 No, the mug mugged you.