Nerd³ Plays... Crashtastic

[@fresh9530]

It really hurts to see that this was made almost eight years ago, 2012 was pretty rough for me as a kid and these videos helped a lot. I’ll always have a special place in my heart for nerdcubed.

[@tylerrip11]

You and me both. it's nice to have some constants in all these years.

[@lordbluebaron2270]

@@tylerrip11 Me as well. I remember being like 8 trying to play this on a Mac. All I can think about is how sad I and my mom must have been when we gave up.

[@kaijupants9095]

I'm currently less than a month from 18, I grew up with this, and I regret nothing. I miss this content and I love what I missed and what I finally found. Got lucky in both respects

[@Eddiee757]

6 when I watched this, luckily enough for me grew up in a good home so.

[@fusedzamasu6615]

So true man, all this stuff brings me nostalgia

[@huntermcintosh8173]

"If you know what a zoom cage is you've watched this let's play before" Me, for the 100th time: *gasp,* how did you know?

[@skrsojmpz1503]

Bro. Yes.

[@SmokeyEdits]

There's something really oddly special about this era of KZbin for me. I have almost a nostalgia for it. I think it's because 2012 was a big turning point from amateurish content to more professional stuff. Think about it, don't you hear the whine of his PC? The echo of the room he's in? His mic clipping? It's beautiful. You don't see that anymore, and if you do, you don't think as highly of it as you would 8 years ago. Yeah, this video is almost 8 years old now. Fuck.

[@skrsojmpz1503]

This man. This man is amazing.

[@TheSam_an]

Same here watched it when I was a mere 7 years old 13 now.

[@idly2.0]

Before I watched nerdcubed I did my homework and did work but then I became a procrastinator

[@sergento6060]

I miss the days when Dan lived in a jet engine

[@kylek6575]

ItzDan me too

[@crunchylemon3811]

Yeah

[@mrcrabs3765]

Me too

[@Wh1te_Senpai]

Me too

[@theninjascientist689]

Me too

[@tryhardman6940]

I miss the sound of Dan's computer chewing up nails in the background... It was actually kinda nice

[@LittleSimmie]

+TryHardMAN I know right :D

[@nutlet1]

yeah, it's relaxing

[@tryhardman6940]

+☻ Spezzy Lemon and Banana ☻ right!!

[@RetroGamerNO]

asmr

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

And remember when he sounded like a power-drill when going "noooo"?

[@kawi4nia599]

I can’t believe I’ve been watching Dan for over 7 years

[@nothing6036]

Diamondfighter2 I know right? Where did the time go. Feels like only yesterday

[@KevinFromAisle14]

I've been here since exactly Minecraft Let's Player Buildy Thingy - 5

[@dressedhatto8093]

perv

[@dressedhatto8093]

@Halimur Rahman he's been watching dan for over 7 years that is a massive breach of personal security

[@dressedhatto8093]

@Halimur Rahman (it's a joke)

[@vinnyalvarez9653]

I'm reminiscing over the old ROAR of Dan's old computer.

[@kuhascoat]

Yep, same here

[@greybeard29]

I miss that old computer :(

[@fiercestpond4722]

Back when he ran his computer with a jet engine...

[@vinnyalvarez9653]

And 10 mini jet engines...

[@scovelme]

Maxfield Payne Back when this joke wasn't getting really old.

[@papaspoon1550]

It really makes me sad that nerd³ doesn't get nearly the amount of views he's deserves, the youtube algorithm just left this kinda content behind. This guy was the funniest youtuber I knew in 2012, I was 9 at the time and watching these vids on my grandma's old laptop idek how old but it was old.

[@jackwak4726]

Same but on my parents laptop, the nostalgia is real

[@NovaCaine2489]

He's always said fuck the algorithm, the people who'll watch his videos will, he doesn't need to be advertised by a sorting system because he's just gonna make the videos he wants

[@papaspoon1550]

@@NovaCaine2489 what a chad way of thinking

[@NovaCaine2489]

@@papaspoon1550 bro's always been a chad

[@Jarvalicious]

RIP Crashtastic, had potential to be a great game. Too bad the developer hasn’t been heard from since 2015

[@snipers9390]

Anyone else remembering the days of the Procrastinators?

[@darienlancaster2190]

He still says it

[@aidansmith22]

That was like 6 months ago...

[@snipers9390]

Darien Lancaster He doesn't...

[@jadenpatterson5584]

I do

[@otisjoi]

Yea

[@Fahrenheart]

The Zoom Cage traveled at 2952 Km/H, which is almost Mach 3. #TheMoreYouKnow

[@TheCompleteMental]

Littl bit over 10 meters

[@gecttakhla4249]

Two kinds of people

[@maskguy4014]

@@gecttakhla4249 INFINIT SPEED, YOU NEED NOT MEET YOUR GOD FOR YOU ARE THEM

[@ejnissley546]

So at least 60 mph?

[@gecttakhla4249]

@@maskguy4014 3 kinds of people

[@OculusOfficial]

not a zoom cage, its a nerd cube!

[@vailmarks5439]

HA HA HA HA '

[@RobotiDiamond]

I see what you did there.

[@RobotiDiamond]

ha ha ha ha

[@emmaballz]

***** BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA Q(O.OQ)

[@roryhg1495]

vail birdsey HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@woodilicious722]

Anyone else ever come back to Dan’s old videos to use your own money buy the game your parents wouldn’t let you buy all those years ago?

[@silentbook4468]

Couldn't be more true. A portion of my video game childhood was spent vicariously playing these games through Daniel's videos.

[@lewisnunn2093]

Was overgrowth for me

[@nobelz5434]

this is the first nerdcubed video i watched...so many memories

[@tallenbob4440]

my first was Toribash

[@jackass984you]

My first was sergeon simulator and that video is his most watched video on his channel!

[@hunterthemadman]

my first vid was his first vid one of his most very very loyal subs

[@MrBoss-vm5pl]

Hunterthemadman Judging by your grammar your lying.

[@hunterthemadman]

TheseNamesAreTooLong nope I am just terrible at grammar im a huge fan of dan

[@herculesatan4514]

Okay KZbin recommendations. I’ll watch this again.

[@neonred6886]

These videos show that dan has not changed that much over the past years that's why he is one of my favourite KZbinr

[@mookooy]

NEONred you are one of my favorite gramorers

[@lorelei2892]

NEONred I agree and also I was sobbing with laughter at the jump once the spinny thing happened

[@measlybend7418]

I disagree but I still LOVE him

[@lukeskywaffles6416]

8:28 no, don't impale the moon! We all know that when danny2462 did it that it turned the moon into a black hole!!!

[@johnbauer7658]

+1 for mentioning danny

[@adriansalas2742]

I grew up watching your videos and this video randomly came across my mind. It’s crazy to me that it’s been almost 11 years but yet have your videos on my mind.

[@ntsazazel]

This is besiege plus turbo dismount before eather of those came out

[@cloroxbleach6960]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKIN!!

[@FlunkTVGaming]

Yeah but dismount has been a game series for a long time. There was stair dismount which was an iOS app back in 2008 or so. Besiege is new tho

[@ebolaegg3183]

+James Maniac But they mean turbo dismount.

[@thedawkturr4481]

" Yes, YES ... " " NuuuuuUUUUUUUUuuuUuUuUUUUUUuuu ... uuu. "

[@tammybaker7565]

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[@Vraeth]

the noises in this video makes it worth watching

[@LyokoKowalski]

The Dawkturr your profile picture makes the 'yes' bit so much funnier

[@shadowrosegaming3566]

Just put on nerdcubed don't watch it just listen to the sounds

[@bernardobiritiki]

oh god this makes me feal soo old oh and the sound of that pc though

[@chadstondangerfeld6749]

+bernardobiritiki 2012. Three years. ARE YOU FIVE?

[@chadstondangerfeld6749]

bernardobiritiki I'm retarded for pointing out that feeling nostalgia for something that isn't even half a decade old is stupid? Okay, keep dreaming little man.

[@chadstondangerfeld6749]

***** Can I just rape myself?

[@chadstondangerfeld6749]

***** Yes, because where is the line? When is something on KZbin "officially" nostalgic?

[@chadstondangerfeld6749]

***** Also, you clearly lack an eye for sarcasm, you must be either very young, or just ignorant.

[@SparrowwithaMachinegun]

9:14 "No I don't wanna come out, you build stupid things" So fuckin funny XD

[@asonofliberty3662]

Wazup

[@SparrowwithaMachinegun]

Light Yagami Do I know you ;)

[@EndlessPandas]

+Kfor Kira My name is represented by one Letter.

[@jaredf9542]

Did you know that this video is sponsored by the JESUS mobile?

[@navacamal36]

+Light Yagami don't kill me

[@yume5338]

Dan being frustrated is great.

[@DZ-1987]

Rarely gets frustrated these days am i right?

[@rudexbruiser2604]

Who's dan

[@mortemox3892]

Ah the nostalgia. This dude raised me.

[@lordbluebaron2270]

Same

[@MrNeilo911]

Literally can recall rolling around laughing on my bed, 6 years ago, nostalgia

[@brandonroe01]

I miss the sound of Dan's computer fan having a heart attack in the background

[@ObbyCloud]

I've been looking for this video for literal years. Nostalgia is a helluva drug.

[@trillestsnakef8652]

This video will never get old in my memory CLASSIC OLD NERDCUNED FOR LIFE

[@alecsedate4379]

These old videos make my heart happy. I will be spending my next week rewatching all of these old videos and crying, a lot :p

[@digitalizedmind6784]

so much nostalgia, i was 9 years old when this video was released. Man i miss the simpler times

[@Sapphiresoul2]

Forgot about Nerdcubed and recently found him again. This video, Pain, Omegaladon, Just Cause Bug, are the my favourites. Theres more Im missing that I need to go back and find

[@rasmuslundfelt2020]

ahhhh th old pc sound in the background. the "Hello Procrastinators" and the piano intro. That was the good ol' days

[@yetanother9127]

"What have I created?" (Beat) "Something amazing."

[@thebanditoking]

"If you do know what a zoom cage is you've watched this video before" You have no idea. Its been a decade but I still have fond memories.

[@mr9million524]

It's the 10 year anniversary and I'm here revisiting the video that introduced me to Dan. Let's hope that he keeps going for another 10!

[@Jessimo223]

Still the one of the best videos Dan has ever made.

[@AFoxGuy]

6 years later, yep. Only one I think is better is the RCT3 Series as a whole.

[@kezzaa0049]

listening to the piano music and the old intro and dans computer in the background brings back so many memories

[@NICH.O0O0O0O0]

This is doing something for my brain that i forgot i needed.

[@AndrewMoers]

JESUS ATTACK! JESUS ATTACK! I cant stop laughing this whole video is too funny

[@distractedrogue6472]

Remembering watching this when it came out makes me feel old 8 YEARS

[@messedupet1875]

This is one of my favourite videos from my childhood

[@TheZombieNations]

Am I the only one who thinks that Nerd3 is better than Pewdiepie,

[@orilionn]

Pewdiepie is fucking anoying, this guy is actualy funny. and he doesnt slap his facecam on every vid

[@visurient4267]

NO

[@mcglynn20]

Nerd³ is easily funnier, but he's not as popular. And in a set up like KZbin, popularity is circular. If you're popular, you're put on the opening page of KZbin for all to see, while if you're unknown, you're shoved away into the dark corners of oblivion reserved for those who have a chance of success through talent.

[@megagameout]

nerd3 is 1000000000000000 times better

[@71945]

Nerdcube is a lot better he should have the most subs

[@KadesShow642]

18:30 80 parts used, 83 Broken Parts. HOW DOES THAT WORK!

[@gecttakhla4249]

3 broken bones

[@trevorlee3991]

Crazy I remember when this video came out..

[@Just_Tong]

8 years is a long time eh

[@dannyphinotelli2866]

11 years later and I'm still watching your videos while eating my dinner and playing games, your videos inspired me to play a lot of games that turned out to be my all time favourites, thank you nerdcubed, you bloody legend

[@guishark09]

It bugs me how he changed the cage for the speed level.

[@catnip159]

FReAkY FISH THING

[@guishark09]

adam Woodford What?

[@Flaruwu]

He doesn't understand Pokemon

[@christiannainer4526]

Same

[@RebelCircled]

oh

[@wondermittens1844]

This game is hilarious to play and watch, it’s just a shame it never got finished.

[@J-rotica]

20:58 reminds me of that scene from Loony Toons Back in Action with the rocket pants that flew... without the wearer.

[@EightTinyRats]

No matter what happens in my life, I’ll always come back to watch Nerdcubed again every couple years

[@garrickkosct9308]

Dear Dan, Play more of this and turbo dismount. Sincerely, Me. P.S. Please.

[@garrickkosct9308]

of course i realize it i just got boared

[@NexusGideon]

Garrick Kosct BOARED. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WAY A BOAR WOULD KILL YOU, IF YOU MEANT BORED, UTTER UN-FUN EMOTION. USE BORED. NOT BOARD. NOT BOARED. YOU DIDN'T GET KILLED BY A PLANK, OR A BOAR.

[@austingriffith8897]

Highway *Claps*

[@NexusGideon]

Canadian National I don't think that was clap-worthy, but thank you, good sire!

[@VisioningHail]

Highway *claps harder*

[@georgefaiers3924]

Oh my god this video is 7 years old! I remember it being released );

[@keirahalter]

oh how the time has passed

[@gabbstand5448]

i still remember that loud key bored.

[@joeeeee256]

Ah the memories

[@sgtsmith5963]

*Well I remember that loud keyboard.*

[@sgtsmith5963]

***** *you *up. *Even you fucked up.*

[@platypuskeytargaming1509]

G R A M M E R N A Z I P A R T Y

[@winterdust3414]

how'd this conversation go from keyboards to grammar Nazis

[@dudebobbly9092]

11 years later and after my third return to this video, I still know what a zoom cage is!

[@soybajo-kira8585]

I was a child when this came out. Im 20 now

[@juno_psyched]

Yeah man ill be 20 in 3 months its fuckin insane

[@lowhp_comic]

20:58 *Cue Joker Laugh*

[@shoopdoop5124]

That computer hum is the sound of the best of Nerdcubed

[@djcarrotking]

I like how Dan realised the problem, didn't fix it, and completely forgot about the cause of the problem. Dan is an engineering god

[@sleeby4234]

these old videos are my go-to for comfort, idk if noticing the UWU in the url makes it better or worse

[@AndrewMoers]

Funny thing is, I do know what a zoom cage is, because I have watched this video before. 7 months ago to be exact.

[@SwolMole]

2:18 is what my uncle would say when he stumbled into my room at 2 am

[@Tedizz]

Everytime I feel down, I go on a 2011-2012 nerd3 spree, and its fucking glorious. I love this man

[@guggebugge]

Sensable person: two stearing wheels at the front normal ones at the back Nerdcubed: ALL THE STEARING WHEELS WILL MAX OUT MY STEARING CAPABILITYS AND THEN I CAN DO EVERYTHING 100%

[@aidankelly4952]

*Steering

[@FastKarz05]

Aidan Kelly *fuck you

[@kiroku3673]

Aidan Kelly GRAMMAR NAZI!

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

ZedGaming Being a grammar nazi is better than not knowing how to use grammar.

[@guggebugge]

Why do we care

[@ronniexcr9827]

I miss this nerd cubed 😔 it’s sad how he’s changed so much and his views have died down

[@Hunter-sq6zq]

Ido t know why but I always find my self watch this video when I feel down and it always helps Off to impale the moooon

[@Kled80]

Why do I come back to this every year, it's too fucking good

[@CaramelColored]

Anyone miss his pc from this era? It always makes a showing!

[@johnbauer7658]

I remember seeing this video looooooong ago, and checked back on crashtastic to see if it was "released" yet. nope, its still in alpha after over 2 years now.

[@hunterthemadman]

nearly 3 years now

[@aperson4075]

3 years

[@hunterthemadman]

nice

[@johnbauer7658]

***** um, no, this game was given up on and is no longer being developed. at least overgrowth releases updates.

[@Npc14193]

I miss when this was THE shit on KZbin.

[@LonelyMinnesotan1]

"this game renders an impressive amount of particles" -nerd3 2012 teardown 10 years later: "you know nothing john snow"

[@iireflexii7756]

Coming from 2019 hearing that intro brings back so many memories 😊

[@NespeCoaching]

Literally every time "do dododo dododo dododo dododo dodododo"

[@AnActualGoose]

i love at 14:43 when right as hes about to hit the wall he does ":neeeeheeehoooo!!" XDD OMG I DIED!

[@electronicsides]

ahh 2012 when Dan's pc was a literal jet engine

[@snorkelninja858]

RIP Glados

[@michaelbeeche6130]

Remember when this came out, long ass time, gg nerdcubed, keep it up in your current endeavors

[@s.phurley3955]

Fuck i miss nerd cubed, 2019 and hes barely even on the platform, you tube fucked evsrything up so bad they forced one of their verfy best creatores off the platform amd onto their competitor twitch

[@lilburd8715]

holy shit this video is 4 years old i remember when this came out

[@owenbradley726]

The nostalgic sound of the piano music Intro ❤️

[@Spiny_Boi]

"Look at his lil feet they're about to be BUUURNED" it was at this moment i subscribed, and have been for 5 years.

[@SlyMeerkat]

I would love to see you play Turbo Dismount :D

[@MrEpic-qe2tt]

I'd like to know why people like Turbo Dismount? It doesn't seem very fun...

[@ArtyI]

He already has

[@whittle1892]

Watchin in 2018 i miss dans old computer shiting itself

[@LewdDude-oo9si]

12 years now?!?!? Jesus times has flown by. Great times.

[@AndrewChristian7]

8 years on and i still come back to this video and laugh just as hard

[@jackpasternak7586]

15:47 the beginning launch of Rockin' Rollercoaster.

[@happitiger]

2019 anyone? Anyone misses the childhood days?

[@Pinkyrooster]

Pearlity it’s kinda scary

[@elaineparks5136]

Who else loves going through these I hope nerd dose a blast from the past play through were he plays a lot of his old games again

[@elaineparks5136]

+Jeff Cubed i dont understand

[@loakal3557]

+Jeff Cubed Jeff, can you fly, or are you an imposter?

[@jeffcubed]

TheGamingGeekoid i can fly, bitch.

[@loakal3557]

Kden, calm your shit!

[@nicofett4582]

+Jeff Cubed Your not the greatest at spelling are you.

[@cz-kick]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS GAME FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS AND JUST REMEMBERED THIS VIDEO

[@ethanswitz5686]

You + Physics games = epic

[@joeyscerbo7776]

I remember watching this on the couch when one of my baby teeth came out. I’m now 17

[@monkeydoespride]

Me at 17 still having a baby tooth

[@Qwerty-hs8mp]

This is my childhood

[@Self-Esteemed]

Dan is one of the most underrated youtuber out here, coming back to videos like these after years just hits different, im glad hes still on youtube making videos

[@Bomberjack01]

"You better not twitch off, I will murder your family!" - Nerd³ #2013

[@RezzLeiden]

Yes....Yes!.....NOOOOOOFFFFFF!!......FFF!! That makes me smile every time.

[@yayes]

“If you know what a zoom cage is, you’ve watched this video before.” Me: ‘_’

[@RobertT1999]

I've watched this video many times, but I never remember the zoom cage. Based off of this viewing, I imagine I laugh at it every time.

[@dudebobbly9092]

I continue to know what a zoom cage is...

[@TheAwesomeCookieJar]

Dan hasn´t disabled comments on older videos :D how are you guys doing?

[@phoolzgold2501]

Okay guys the bob thing. It was cute at first but we are never going to get our old comment section back, and quite frankly in is getting annoying.

[@JJRicks]

oof

[@sicknaramu]

YEAH I AGREE

[@shadowrosegaming3566]

Dan:"YOU FREAKY FISH THING" Also Dan: "I AM NOT A FREAKY FISH THING" why did this break me 🤣

[@DgkYogi]

I randomly thought of this game just now

[@Katia_Managan]

This is just... SO nostalgic.

[@Jacobc904]

instead of making a normal turning car he spent 1 hour crashing

[@immicrosoftrn3918]

9 years later and still one of my favorites and to make people feel old I was 10 when this came out

[@gothicanimegirl44]

I was 16 when this came out. I hadn't even graduated highschool and now I've finished college, am settling into a career, and engaged. life is weird