Nerd³ Plays... Train Simulator 2014

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Choo Choo indeed.
Game Link: www.railsimulator.com/
Steam Link: store.steampowered.com/app/24010
End theme by the incredible Dan Bull:
/ douglby
All other music is in game music. It makes me want to not shovel coal.

[@forsain4533]

To this day this is still one of his most utterly hilarious videos from front to back

[@Racecarlock]

Hey Pixar, did you catch the first 40 seconds of this video? I think we have the plot to your next movie!

[@theawesomeone6442]

lol

[@creperheper128]

not cars, not planes, TRAINS!

[@zelongdragon]

Thomas The Tank Engine did it first.

[@kaseymarvel730]

I don't know about you guys but I would love a freakin train game like that

[@_crg_]

hey I'm from 2016

[@douglasgibb6943]

Some truly inspirational quotes from Nerd Cubed- "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." "Trains are so God damn slow!" "House on fire, House on fire." "Iver"

[@douglasgibb6943]

@@yannatoko9898 How's thtat?

[@douglasgibb6943]

@@yannatoko9898 That isn't an answer to my question but okay.

[@landryalaric5528]

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[@ExtraTurtle]

That simulator is so real! 'Cause of course every train driver goes into his train, starts driving, and then goes flying around the world looking for houses with faces... right?

[@fiercestpond4722]

Yea, totally.

[@Trainguy1717Gaming]

Maxfield Payne I do it every day on the railroad. Sometimes I can travel to different countrys, have a nice lunch, and fly back, get in my train right before I need to slow down, and come to a nice stop at the station for the day.

[@MesNeyBar]

Yeah Dora

[@harleyjune]

A minimum of 5 years of experience in Astral Projection is absolutely necessary for train drivers, you don't even get an interview without it

[@randomdude63406]

8 years old and still one of the best videos on youtube.

[@agent_605]

I want to play the game you described at the beginning

[@cobblestonecobbler]

I'd still be a better love story than Twilight

[@agent_605]

ThatOneGuy anything is better than twilight, even some fan fictions of twilight are probably better than twilight

[@penguinmaster7]

it sounds like a very adult chuggington episode xD

[@JonTheGeek]

Alasdair Clift I would pay a solid 10$ for that game. I mean, maybe if it was like the conductors instead, cause sentient trains is a bit too Thomas the tank engine, but you know, it's a good story line. Better than Birdemic.

[@penguinmaster7]

Teenage Gamer so...chuggington?

[@Azeria]

> dan plays Train Simulator 2014 > youtube thinks it's Train Simulator 2009, and it's cover is for "railworks"

[@thegrowl2210]

KZbin is accurate.

[@connortheandroidsentbycybe7740]

1& the same in the UK

[@DavidNightjet]

Railworks used to be the original name of Train Simulator

[@eptio9849]

those three trains on the main screen look like may clarkson and hammond

[@toasterroast7678]

So middle class 😂

[@charliemallindine8164]

Left to right it's may clarkson hammond

[@JuddKramer]

"GET ME THE PRESIDENT!"

[@shoebox6741]

6 years later and I never forget about pensive guy

[@3liony]

Someone needs to make the game he was talking about in the beginning of the video.

[@nahbenhaben7614]

in the far cry 4 engine on max settings xD

[@shax232]

Why don`t you?

[@nahbenhaben7614]

JK i mean unreal eingine 5

[@trainguy1792]

Nahben Haben That would be so cool! Or even a movie would be cool. Wondering what the name would be.....

[@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R]

Trainguy1717 IRL It took over our landmarks... It's killed humans to the brink of extinction... 3 Trains. 3 million people. The last stop, coming to cinemas Q2 20XX

[@weaver2109]

"twiddle all the knobs" -nerd³

[@GamingHighSpeed]

That intro tune sounds so nice with headphones :')

[@Barnow13]

Survival horror game about a mountain destroying the world and 3 trains fighting it with a whole narrative and even sexual tension between the 3 :DDD i can't stop laughing for the next week :D

[@Tobbelobbern]

AWS stands for automatic warning system it's like a dead-man Button if you don't press the button fast enough the train will auromaticly activate the emergency brake because the train thinks that your dead

[@margaretcaldwell7169]

I must make more omsi

[@amberlewis012]

6 years later...I didnt know this was a thing! Cool

[@sprinterofficial8457]

AWS warns you theirs a yellow or red signal ahead, Dead mans pedal does that

[@adamchmielewski6162]

something had to happen for this to be made.

[@anaisgolledge9535]

I love how most of the time he wasn't even on the train and he was just looking at houses with faces.

[@galacticcore0796]

10:20 *Eastenders theme intensifies* 11:57 *Coronation Street theme intensifies* 12:09 *Doctor Who theme intensifies*

[@commentspae]

yes that's the joke

[@Sqworl]

Oh old outro, how i missed you so.

[@Shadowtag98]

"who the fuck cares about humanity when you have trains" ~Nerdcubed 2013

[@ChilliusVGM]

Everything about this video was, and still is, perfect, from the timing of the jokes, the editing that makes the jokes or just the jokes being straight up funny, this video will NEVER age.

[@Nathananaaa982]

did he say there was sexual tension beetween traines?

[@Nathananaaa982]

BringIt ON fuck of

[@timcole5031]

Nathan Ahmad how else are the little steam trains are made?

[@drewonfire]

"Wooh! Doncaster!" - Said nobody, ever!

[@zarmril]

the fact that this game has not changed since 2013 astonishes me..

[@SCWIC]

Y'know, the main reason I RE watch these TS videos is because on the NON train parts....

[@harleyjune]

Same here, that's exactly why I keep coming back to the simulator videos

[@headrockbeats]

I just wanted to say, because the comments on the OMSI 2 video are disabled, that your OMSI 2 video is one of my all-time favorite videos on KZbin. I must've watched it a dozen times, and I still laugh myself to bits every damn time. Thank you so much.

[@Sean_Coyne]

Well I stumbled on Dan's videos because I bought Train Simulator 2015...while I was drunk and tooling around on Steam (so I'm now officially a sad old git). His video of TD 2015 had comments disabled so I'll just say here, I wet myself laughing and actually bought the route he was using on that video, just for the lulz. Even the Missus laughed herself sick watching the TD 2015 video and she hates computer games. :-)

[@midlifecrisi]

If you want to comment, there's a sub-reddit. Its in the description. Comments were disabled due to twats being rude and offensive. Only cool kids/adults on Reddit.

[@DevilboyScooby]

The start sounded like a pitch for Thomas the Tank Engine: The Movie

[@matthe3234]

9:12 EALING BROADWAY, MY HOMETOWN, REPRESENT

[@FDNY63truck]

What you said from 0:00 to 0:50 actually sounds like a really fun game

[@chanzeleondreideleon2152]

0:00 to 0:57 Probably the best intro of nerd³

[@tyffanii1]

I love coming back to this video, it is a solid piece of art.

[@Whosdavesalba]

This is brilliant! One of the first Nerd³ videos I watched was train simulator so this is just great, actually laughing out loud at this at almost 4am is not advised though! Thank you :)

[@AoStH12345]

Sheldon Cooper's #1 game.

[@dermy96]

i like trains

[@Nathan_A_RF]

'Who the fuck cares about humanity when you have trains!' - Nerd³ 2013

[@joshyfowler1997]

this is absolute gold! absolutely love it. cracks me up every time i see it! :'D

[@CSXsonic]

I guess he has no idea what a deadman's switch is. Funny as hell though.

[@CDNSpartan]

I know what it is. I don't even drive trains just sim. I learned about it on the air crash investigation TV show about the Hinton Alberta train derailment. Where a Canadian National crashed into a Via rail. The driver rigged the dead man switch and he ended up falling asleep

[@williamg209two]

It's called AWS!

[@idontknow11829]

Actaully, the Murder names are actaully from the phonetic alphabet :D

[@ArtyI]

It actually actually comes from the thing? Cool

[@martinsaviationlife2690]

merry christmas an a happy new year dan

[@TMinozaJ]

First NerdCubed video I ever saw was Train Simulator 2012. Man this takes me back...

[@jdb1583]

AWS IS automatic warning system

[@AlexNuget]

9 years and the 720 and 460 are still there whoo

[@birbmess8148]

Alex NugetYT a

[@AlexNuget]

DEAD CHANNEL a?

[@mintcx]

11:14 my home town Doncaster was mentioned but for those who don't know. That was not Doncaster.

[@tybehrends1351]

You always make me laugh when I am feeling down

[@ryanatkinson6294]

Does Pensive Guy Look Like G-Man To Any Of You

[@agent_605]

+Zombaba Gaming Yes

[@wellsworthjunction]

Dan, for ts2016, you have to buy the new game. there is a 1950s Riviera line which comes with 5 steam engines, a German one, and 2 USA ones

[@scj6693]

You mean 2017?

[@JonTheGeek]

I really wish someone did this irl, just walked around finding random stuff and make jokes about it.

[@YukariAkiyamaTanks]

I think this was the review that made me buy this game all those years back

[@GothyCakesofficial]

did he just explain the gta v story in train form at the start?

[@GothyCakesofficial]

Well, what game was i playing then?

[@GothyCakesofficial]

shit that explains the title

[@scj6693]

sorry I missed the part in GTA V when it becomes a survival horror game

[@lisa210276]

ooh Doncaster haha he mentioned my hometown

[@tk2394]

Every year I make a Pilgrimage back to this video and the Part 2

[@willowmoon9424]

After how many years I finally found you again!

[@periidote9778]

What is so great about 88 mph?

[@mistertagnan]

+Stitch7541 movie

[@footballboy681]

I wish Daniel was as funny today as he was in 2012-2013 *sigh*

[@Dan-lf6bo]

Uh oh scooby! -Nerd3 TS2013

[@Thrawnio]

Wow! still remember watching this around the time it got released on my mum's iPad.

[@CSXsonic]

I like how he starts the train on notch 8

[@autumnm772]

I'd watch that movie.

[@ryuhayashi97]

I like trains

[@leahsmith5333]

That game introduction is the best!

[@felixgilroy9192]

Well edited, well done

[@minecraftianjim]

Is this worth buying? I always liked trains

[@merdcubed]

Angel Fox WHY? *Dies*

[@merdcubed]

Unkown Gamer woah...Edetion. Cracked....plz kill me dis world is bad

[@ronanclark9042]

I got that alien surgeon simulator reference!!🐭😈😃😇👐👐👐🐹👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

[@FunnehBunnehBob]

My first Nerd Cubed video, this guy is fantastic! He reminds me of myself in a way :3

[@CashMiester]

I think this is one of your funniest videos.

[@TransportFan378]

Dude. I live in Reading. I get really pissed when someone says Reading wrong.

[@Go17Gabe]

+TransportFan378 Pronounced as RED-ing?

[@TransportFan378]

***** Indeedy :)

[@Go17Gabe]

TransportFan378 Yay! Thank you Wikipedia!

[@ThePelaajapoika50]

+Go17Gabe :D

[@Thoomas2001]

I speak English with an American accent so I pronounce 'Reeding'. Sorry. And EVERYONE pronounces my name wrong.

[@FTGISGaming]

Is it worth playing??? (just a question before i throw money on it)

[@SupaDanteX]

Train Simulator *Most of the gameplay, flying around, not in the train* Truly Excellent! :D

[@crashboxnat545]

13:34 The whip is there so that when a driver finishes a late-night service, he can just pick it up and whip drunk people until they get off the train :D

[@Gustavgamergodt]

Japanese train?! It's from Germany

[@fintandonnelly8742]

turn subtitles on at the intro you will laugh

[@happyaxe]

Hey nerdcubed, you should do a series of any train simulator

[@lolagelolman3467]

8:24 Surgeon Simulator reference.

[@honeybunnyo]

I have this game is awesome

[@GameOvertheboss]

what does percrastinator's mean

[@ReMixGaming2000]

*Procrastinators (To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness, To postpone or delay needlessly)

[@FantasyGirl45]

It means someone who has something to do, but decides to do it later.

[@BananaConcoction]

www.thefreedictionary.com/procrastinator

[@neilshaw5813]

i dont know

[@xxfiercedogexx4620]

Look it up on wikipedia.

[@NeverTooManyGames]

I love it so much when he plays simulators.

[@DuBsTeP0o0o0o]

ive been on that depressed fish train and its acctually a train from somewhere called faversham to sheerness

[@Shrekowski]

*Buys the game and plays for hours on end* *Mom walks in* Mom: Son why are you playing that game? Me: I LIKE TRAINS mom: NO NO NO ONONONONONON---*Train bust threw window and crushes as*

[@ReMixGaming2000]

um, pronounced Reding not Reeding

[@ambatufakinat]

It's not like he was joking or anything.

[@ReMixGaming2000]

TheGamingExpertUK ...

[@SuperLaku1]

@mIchael B You're wrong. The "depressed train" is ICE1 and the "fish train" is a Class 395 EMU.

[@Mallow-568]

What Dan explained at the beginning would be a legendary series.

[@3PICG4MING1]

plz reply

[@KiplerCraft]

***** yes

[@sleephorse3648]

Neit!

[@Alex2Buzz]

*Catches fire*

[@punch3322]

***** **dies**

[@3PICG4MING1]

***** what ?

[@Pinocchiolover101]

Reading comments is interesting. 9 year olds cursing, people arguing, quite amusing and sad. I always say 1-3 min (wasting this much time on a comment). The cursing of young ones is quite sad as well. Great, 1-3 min wasted on THIS comment. Derp...

[@fredpotter9998]

I remember when the nerd3 community was made out of mature, intelligent people, now it seems that like with every big youtube channel, the five year olds invaded. At least dan didnt turn pg like asf

[@SymphoMatt]

Hey, don't lose all hope in us quite yet. Lose hope in most of my generation but not all of it.

[@Pinocchiolover101]

KnivesInAToaster In 'most of your generation'? It's almost too late for that, nowadays my generation and your generation believe we're all grown up and do whatever we want now. But, the truth is we're still just kids (15 going on 16 by the way). Some people shouldn't be on KZbin if they're not mature enough to handle it.

[@SymphoMatt]

Actually, we're in the same generation. Don't lose hope, friend, just try to remember that there ARE saving graces. Somewhere.

[@Pinocchiolover101]

KnivesInAToaster I hope so...

[@rorygibson1826]

that reference is amazing

[@TheMegatrainfan]

Omg u actually succeeded without dying once, bravo bravo! (I didnt think it was possible for you)

[@karrieb7433]

I laughed so hard when you did the coronation street bit :O)

[@Drubeard]

You just described the ultimate game in your intro

[@johnsturtcomposer]

Who would have thought that a train trip to Reading would be THIS entertaining :)

[@ApatheticTwink]

Gods I love these videos because it's such a perfect example of bad ADHD days 13:29 "I HAVE to pay attention now" *Immediately distracted* "why's there a whip in here?" *Immediately looks behind* "What's in the keyhole?

[@ClingOnGaming]

"This is a survival horror game set to the end of the world!" Yeah... the opening menu really gives it away.

[@CDNSpartan]

Aws stops the train automatically if the driver falls asleep. Gets knocked out or dies

[@CommentCritic]

Dan is right about super zoom drivers. It's in train sim, flight sim, OMSI...all drivers/pilots have amazing eye sight.

[@owenjames8575]

I like the sound of the game he described in the intro

[@genmasaotome3503]

Derail the train! :) Awesome intro story.

[@AniGaAG]

Imagine Dan is really driving that train and *really* talking like that in the driver cabin. And you are a passenger sitting really close to the door to the driver cabin, and you witness all of this. The realm question here is... _would_ you jump out of the train? xD

[@AngelSamael]

Pull the horn! That's just more noise, i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe

[@KuraIthys]

The routes rarely get updated. Besides which, they're all built to represent a specific era which may not be the current one. The route he's playing is set in the early 2000's. But Newcastle-York for instance is set around 1978...

[@torak1298]

not raiding, redding station. also if you get the non steam version can you still get the steam dlcs?

[@DevotedFire]

Was I the only one who actually wanted the game he was describing at the start

[@goalpara1]

That sad fish is the class 395 a high speed train

[@StrydarXtheXGrim]

Why is he sad then? Maybe the wind just pulled its face back an now it's stuck like that

[@the_silencerplays4395]

lol u have way to much fun with that free Rom cam