Nerd³ Plays... Train Simulator 2014

[@douglasgibb6943]

Some truly inspirational quotes from Nerd Cubed- "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." "Trains are so God damn slow!" "House on fire, House on fire." "Iver"

[@douglasgibb6943]

@@yannatoko9898 How's thtat?

[@douglasgibb6943]

@@yannatoko9898 That isn't an answer to my question but okay.

[@landryalaric5528]

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[@landryalaric5528]

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[@landryalaric5528]

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[@forsain4533]

To this day this is still one of his most utterly hilarious videos from front to back

[@Racecarlock]

Hey Pixar, did you catch the first 40 seconds of this video? I think we have the plot to your next movie!

[@theawesomeone6442]

lol

[@creperheper128]

not cars, not planes, TRAINS!

[@zelongdragon]

Thomas The Tank Engine did it first.

[@kaseymarvel730]

I don't know about you guys but I would love a freakin train game like that

[@datrippasnippa]

hey I'm from 2016

[@ExtraTurtle]

That simulator is so real! 'Cause of course every train driver goes into his train, starts driving, and then goes flying around the world looking for houses with faces... right?

[@fiercestpond4722]

Yea, totally.

[@Trainguy1717Gaming]

Maxfield Payne I do it every day on the railroad. Sometimes I can travel to different countrys, have a nice lunch, and fly back, get in my train right before I need to slow down, and come to a nice stop at the station for the day.

[@MesNeyBar]

Yeah Dora

[@harleyjune]

A minimum of 5 years of experience in Astral Projection is absolutely necessary for train drivers, you don't even get an interview without it

[@Azeria]

> dan plays Train Simulator 2014 > youtube thinks it's Train Simulator 2009, and it's cover is for "railworks"

[@thegrowl2210]

KZbin is accurate.

[@DavidNightjet]

Railworks used to be the original name of Train Simulator

[@randomdude63406]

8 years old and still one of the best videos on youtube.

[@agent_605]

I want to play the game you described at the beginning

[@cobblestonecobbler]

I'd still be a better love story than Twilight

[@agent_605]

ThatOneGuy anything is better than twilight, even some fan fictions of twilight are probably better than twilight

[@penguinmaster7]

it sounds like a very adult chuggington episode xD

[@JonTheGeek]

Alasdair Clift I would pay a solid 10$ for that game. I mean, maybe if it was like the conductors instead, cause sentient trains is a bit too Thomas the tank engine, but you know, it's a good story line. Better than Birdemic.

[@penguinmaster7]

Teenage Gamer so...chuggington?

[@JuddKramer]

"GET ME THE PRESIDENT!"

[@eptio9849]

those three trains on the main screen look like may clarkson and hammond

[@toasterroast7678]

So middle class 😂

[@charliemallindine8164]

Left to right it's may clarkson hammond

[@3liony]

Someone needs to make the game he was talking about in the beginning of the video.

[@nahbenhaben7614]

in the far cry 4 engine on max settings xD

[@shax232]

Why don`t you?

[@nahbenhaben7614]

JK i mean unreal eingine 5

[@trainguy1792]

Nahben Haben That would be so cool! Or even a movie would be cool. Wondering what the name would be.....

[@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R]

Trainguy1717 IRL It took over our landmarks... It's killed humans to the brink of extinction... 3 Trains. 3 million people. The last stop, coming to cinemas Q2 20XX

[@Tobbelobbern]

AWS stands for automatic warning system it's like a dead-man Button if you don't press the button fast enough the train will auromaticly activate the emergency brake because the train thinks that your dead

[@margaretcaldwell7169]

I must make more omsi

[@amberlewis012]

6 years later...I didnt know this was a thing! Cool

[@sprinterofficial8457]

AWS warns you theirs a yellow or red signal ahead, Dead mans pedal does that

[@adamchmielewski6162]

something had to happen for this to be made.

[@galacticcore0796]

10:20 *Eastenders theme intensifies* 11:57 *Coronation Street theme intensifies* 12:09 *Doctor Who theme intensifies*

[@commentspae]

yes that's the joke

[@shoebox6741]

6 years later and I never forget about pensive guy

[@weaver2109]

"twiddle all the knobs" -nerd³

[@GamingHighSpeed]

That intro tune sounds so nice with headphones :')

[@Barnow13]

Survival horror game about a mountain destroying the world and 3 trains fighting it with a whole narrative and even sexual tension between the 3 :DDD i can't stop laughing for the next week :D

[@anaisgolledge9535]

I love how most of the time he wasn't even on the train and he was just looking at houses with faces.

[@Shadowtag98]

"who the fuck cares about humanity when you have trains" ~Nerdcubed 2013

[@Nathananaaa982]

did he say there was sexual tension beetween traines?

[@Nathananaaa982]

BringIt ON fuck of

[@timcole5031]

Nathan Ahmad how else are the little steam trains are made?

[@headrockbeats]

I just wanted to say, because the comments on the OMSI 2 video are disabled, that your OMSI 2 video is one of my all-time favorite videos on KZbin. I must've watched it a dozen times, and I still laugh myself to bits every damn time. Thank you so much.

[@ApatheticTwink]

Gods I love these videos because it's such a perfect example of bad ADHD days 13:29 "I HAVE to pay attention now" *Immediately distracted* "why's there a whip in here?" *Immediately looks behind* "What's in the keyhole?

[@Sqworl]

Oh old outro, how i missed you so.

[@FDNY63truck]

What you said from 0:00 to 0:50 actually sounds like a really fun game

[@tyffanii1]

I love coming back to this video, it is a solid piece of art.

[@drewonfire]

"Wooh! Doncaster!" - Said nobody, ever!

[@matthe3234]

9:12 EALING BROADWAY, MY HOMETOWN, REPRESENT

[@zarmril]

the fact that this game has not changed since 2013 astonishes me..

[@chanzeleondreideleon2152]

0:00 to 0:57 Probably the best intro of nerd³

[@Sean_Coyne]

Well I stumbled on Dan's videos because I bought Train Simulator 2015...while I was drunk and tooling around on Steam (so I'm now officially a sad old git). His video of TD 2015 had comments disabled so I'll just say here, I wet myself laughing and actually bought the route he was using on that video, just for the lulz. Even the Missus laughed herself sick watching the TD 2015 video and she hates computer games. :-)

[@midlifecrisi]

If you want to comment, there's a sub-reddit. Its in the description. Comments were disabled due to twats being rude and offensive. Only cool kids/adults on Reddit.

[@ChilliusVGM]

Everything about this video was, and still is, perfect, from the timing of the jokes, the editing that makes the jokes or just the jokes being straight up funny, this video will NEVER age.

[@SCWIC]

Y'know, the main reason I RE watch these TS videos is because on the NON train parts....

[@harleyjune]

Same here, that's exactly why I keep coming back to the simulator videos

[@DevilboyScooby]

The start sounded like a pitch for Thomas the Tank Engine: The Movie

[@mintcx]

11:14 my home town Doncaster was mentioned but for those who don't know. That was not Doncaster.

[@CSXsonic]

I guess he has no idea what a deadman's switch is. Funny as hell though.

[@CDNSpartan]

I know what it is. I don't even drive trains just sim. I learned about it on the air crash investigation TV show about the Hinton Alberta train derailment. Where a Canadian National crashed into a Via rail. The driver rigged the dead man switch and he ended up falling asleep

[@williamg209two]

It's called AWS!

[@CSXsonic]

I like how he starts the train on notch 8

[@AoStH12345]

Sheldon Cooper's #1 game.

[@SirMrPoopington]

He seems to have more fun with the free-cam than in the train. I love it.

[@wellsworthjunction]

Dan, for ts2016, you have to buy the new game. there is a 1950s Riviera line which comes with 5 steam engines, a German one, and 2 USA ones

[@scj6693]

You mean 2017?

[@ryanatkinson6294]

Does Pensive Guy Look Like G-Man To Any Of You

[@agent_605]

+Zombaba Gaming Yes

[@vaguelyhumanoid7419]

Okay then, who else coming back here because of memories?

[@idontknow11829]

Actaully, the Murder names are actaully from the phonetic alphabet :D

[@ArtyI]

It actually actually comes from the thing? Cool

[@GothyCakesofficial]

did he just explain the gta v story in train form at the start?

[@GothyCakesofficial]

Well, what game was i playing then?

[@GothyCakesofficial]

shit that explains the title

[@scj6693]

sorry I missed the part in GTA V when it becomes a survival horror game

[@timr5621]

Paddington to reading! I take that route daily!

[@joshyfowler1997]

this is absolute gold! absolutely love it. cracks me up every time i see it! :'D

[@jdb1583]

AWS IS automatic warning system

[@nathantzhang]

depressed fish train LMAO

[@minecraftianjim]

Is this worth buying? I always liked trains

[@merdcubed]

Angel Fox WHY? *Dies*

[@merdcubed]

Unkown Gamer woah...Edetion. Cracked....plz kill me dis world is bad

[@GameOvertheboss]

what does percrastinator's mean

[@ReMixGaming2000]

*Procrastinators (To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness, To postpone or delay needlessly)

[@FantasyGirl45]

It means someone who has something to do, but decides to do it later.

[@BananaConcoction]

www.thefreedictionary.com/procrastinator

[@neilshaw5813]

i dont know

[@xxfiercedogexx4620]

Look it up on wikipedia.

[@crashboxnat545]

13:34 The whip is there so that when a driver finishes a late-night service, he can just pick it up and whip drunk people until they get off the train :D

[@lisa210276]

ooh Doncaster haha he mentioned my hometown

[@footballboy681]

I wish Daniel was as funny today as he was in 2012-2013 *sigh*

[@Dan-lf6bo]

Uh oh scooby! -Nerd3 TS2013

[@Nathan_A_RF]

'Who the fuck cares about humanity when you have trains!' - Nerd³ 2013

[@autumnm772]

I'd watch that movie.

[@FTGISGaming]

Is it worth playing??? (just a question before i throw money on it)

[@TMinozaJ]

First NerdCubed video I ever saw was Train Simulator 2012. Man this takes me back...

[@TransportFan378]

Dude. I live in Reading. I get really pissed when someone says Reading wrong.

[@Go17Gabe]

+TransportFan378 Pronounced as RED-ing?

[@TransportFan378]

***** Indeedy :)

[@Go17Gabe]

TransportFan378 Yay! Thank you Wikipedia!

[@ThePelaajapoika50]

+Go17Gabe :D

[@Thoomas2001]

I speak English with an American accent so I pronounce 'Reeding'. Sorry. And EVERYONE pronounces my name wrong.

[@periidote9778]

What is so great about 88 mph?

[@mistertagnan]

+Stitch7541 movie

[@SupaDanteX]

Train Simulator *Most of the gameplay, flying around, not in the train* Truly Excellent! :D

[@TunPiccolo]

I like trains

[@fintandonnelly8742]

turn subtitles on at the intro you will laugh

[@KuraIthys]

The routes rarely get updated. Besides which, they're all built to represent a specific era which may not be the current one. The route he's playing is set in the early 2000's. But Newcastle-York for instance is set around 1978...

[@Shrekowski]

*Buys the game and plays for hours on end* *Mom walks in* Mom: Son why are you playing that game? Me: I LIKE TRAINS mom: NO NO NO ONONONONONON---*Train bust threw window and crushes as*

[@Gustavgamergodt]

Japanese train?! It's from Germany

[@lolagelolman3467]

8:24 Surgeon Simulator reference.

[@honeybunnyo]

I have this game is awesome

[@ReMixGaming2000]

um, pronounced Reding not Reeding

[@ambatufakinat]

It's not like he was joking or anything.

[@ReMixGaming2000]

TheGamingExpertUK ...

[@commentspae]

10:23 - i recall when i tried to copy him saying that before i turned 13 and wasn't willing to curse regardless of what i was told was bad firstly, i really should've just said it regardless, because cursing in early years would open me up to reality better after being locked away from it for multiple years, and secondly, i did not notice he was actually insulting the game itself

[@ronanclark9042]

I got that alien surgeon simulator reference!!🐭😈😃😇👐👐👐🐹👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

[@Pinocchiolover101]

Reading comments is interesting. 9 year olds cursing, people arguing, quite amusing and sad. I always say 1-3 min (wasting this much time on a comment). The cursing of young ones is quite sad as well. Great, 1-3 min wasted on THIS comment. Derp...

[@fredpotter9998]

I remember when the nerd3 community was made out of mature, intelligent people, now it seems that like with every big youtube channel, the five year olds invaded. At least dan didnt turn pg like asf

[@SymphoMatt]

Hey, don't lose all hope in us quite yet. Lose hope in most of my generation but not all of it.

[@Pinocchiolover101]

KnivesInAToaster In 'most of your generation'? It's almost too late for that, nowadays my generation and your generation believe we're all grown up and do whatever we want now. But, the truth is we're still just kids (15 going on 16 by the way). Some people shouldn't be on KZbin if they're not mature enough to handle it.

[@SymphoMatt]

Actually, we're in the same generation. Don't lose hope, friend, just try to remember that there ARE saving graces. Somewhere.

[@Pinocchiolover101]

KnivesInAToaster I hope so...

[@AniGaAG]

Imagine Dan is really driving that train and *really* talking like that in the driver cabin. And you are a passenger sitting really close to the door to the driver cabin, and you witness all of this. The realm question here is... _would_ you jump out of the train? xD

[@3PICG4MING1]

plz reply

[@KiplerCraft]

***** yes

[@sleephorse3648]

Neit!

[@Alex2Buzz]

*Catches fire*

[@punch3322]

***** **dies**

[@3PICG4MING1]

***** what ?

[@Mallow-568]

What Dan explained at the beginning would be a legendary series.

[@ClingOnGaming]

"This is a survival horror game set to the end of the world!" Yeah... the opening menu really gives it away.

[@lestermate7164]

In England we call Reading like 'Reding';)

[@tomsalter2995]

He is joking he's not stupid

[@Whosdavesalba]

This is brilliant! One of the first Nerd³ videos I watched was train simulator so this is just great, actually laughing out loud at this at almost 4am is not advised though! Thank you :)

[@zzredyoshizz192]

7:30 the nerds war cry

[@JonTheGeek]

I really wish someone did this irl, just walked around finding random stuff and make jokes about it.

[@Goldie267]

I know that probably no one knows the answer to this, but why does Hammersmith show on the track map at 9:39? From what I recall there isn't any Overground stations in Hammersmith, just Underground, so why is it there? O.o

[@SuperOpticJ]

the hammersmith and city line trains stop at paddington you on overground!

[@Goldie267]

Ah, thank you uvu

[@stickmansamtj9400]

The Hammersmith and City Underground Line goes through Hammersmith on the surface.

[@StandardGoose]

Hammersmith and City terminates (or begins, depending on your point of view) at Hammersmith; the Piccadilly and District lines pass through it (also on the surface).

[@VisibleReality]

Parts of the London Underground are overground. Hammersmith is one of those places

[@railnut21]

Matt Smith this simulator is as accurate as it can be and it is based in the United Kingdom where things are a lot different. They have made it as accurate as possible and if you played the actual simulator instead of watching videos you would see this

[@CDNSpartan]

Aws stops the train automatically if the driver falls asleep. Gets knocked out or dies

[@ASnazzyBanana]

I love it so much when he plays simulators.

[@johnsturtcomposer]

Who would have thought that a train trip to Reading would be THIS entertaining :)

[@martinsaviationlife2690]

merry christmas an a happy new year dan

[@Heliyum]

Yay. I'm from reading. Now I feel proud of my hometown. Now I have two things to be proud of; Ricky Gervais, and a NerdCubed video.

[@SuperLaku1]

@mIchael B You're wrong. The "depressed train" is ICE1 and the "fish train" is a Class 395 EMU.

[@likeabossman96]

when you say, i am a very very sad house your voice sounds like the voice of the sun of cleveland from the clevelandshow

[@EpicLocoFilmsUK]

I apologise for being a rail fan but the 'bing' is when you go over the yellow box (AWS indicator) thats in the middle of the tracks

[@TheAemon2]

a mountain that eats main citys into just their main landmakes, and 3 trains have to escape with as many people as possible

[@YukariAkiyamaTanks]

I think this was the review that made me buy this game all those years back

[@AmanKumar-cr9fs]

*facepalm* you mean depressed german train lol @ 0:27

[@nqvzzn2136]

9:16 his favourite train simulator person

[@robertsowden1454]

DRA is a light you can turn on to remind you when in a station that a red signal is in front of you

[@FunnehBunnehBob]

My first Nerd Cubed video, this guy is fantastic! He reminds me of myself in a way :3

[@rorygibson1826]

that reference is amazing

[@CommentCritic]

Dan is right about super zoom drivers. It's in train sim, flight sim, OMSI...all drivers/pilots have amazing eye sight.

[@tybehrends1351]

You always make me laugh when I am feeling down

[@MacBeth21]

When he was just messing about with the scenery, in my opinion it was much more funnier than him driving the train :)

[@robertjank]

I just can't stop laughing at the horn and Arnold Schwarzenegger sneeze part.

[@torak1298]

not raiding, redding station. also if you get the non steam version can you still get the steam dlcs?

[@Drubeard]

You just described the ultimate game in your intro