Nerd³ Plays... Train Simulator 2014 - Part 2

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[@TheNeandershot]

IT'S NOT STOPPIN' MARGERY

[@AveryTheCro]

oh god i died, i literally had to leave my house for air at the margery and phillip part xDDD

[@Sqworl]

12:30 one of the best moments in Nerd3 history

[@MrJaystile]

Wilver Rivera true

[@connorbool6179]

why tho

[@stevenmcalister826]

If only Margery spoke to the council

[@RobloxianUploader]

I read that as soon as the car hit the house

[@sammullins3026]

But Margery just couldn't. She was too lazy to speak to them. Maybe they should of built a stronger house. Cardboard isn't the best materiel.

[@dojindori]

Yeah, it`s the only material possible, that car was a mutated slug mixed with a turtle, literally

[@Lucario0007]

Surprised the couple died it was at no MPH

[@sleeming88]

Margery and Phillip need their own miniseries.

[@edwardhdgamer6874]

I lost with the Margerie and Phillip bit, the person driving that car was a maniac no dought

[@edwardhdgamer6874]

I lost it* :P

[@peterson7082]

Edward HDGamer doubt* you're welcome

[@Lucario0007]

They were at no MPH over the limit

[@_areeb_]

12:28 - 12:45 made me laugh 6 years ago and still does today.

[@exidon2799]

yeah

[@jarrah321123]

"I saw an old man get hit by a train, he didn't see it in the pouring rain."

[@ValentineC137]

This is going to be sad..

[@ridditdit2686]

he didn't hear me shout look out for that train

[@Pizzaboy609]

(cause I didn't say anything)

[@rinadevi9731]

It's raining it's pouring an old man is dying. He got hit by a train, and now he's laying crying.

[@kwepsu3686]

R.I.P Margery and Phillip, the dumbos who put their house on the end of the road.......

[@yourbirthcertificate]

*council

[@thebestalan5685]

Lol

[@OriginPlayss]

It Was The Cars Fault But Whatever

[@Venom-xd9st]

Happy 2021 lads

[@jerseycentral833]

Pensive guy is Pensive.

[@chevalry3913]

woah so pensive

[@jerseycentral833]

+Le Canard oh so pensive

[@CartersTrains]

+TheBlueComet833 so so pensive

[@jerseycentral833]

+Carter Resset verrrrryyy pensive. Living life to the fullest.

[@MrEpic-qe2tt]

Old meme is old.

[@DaChazSterTV]

Train Simulator 2014 on Oculus Rift. xD

[@elyhowson7645]

Well Nerd wouldn't really be able to use it... He gets motion sickness remember.

[@Frostfeet1994]

***** He had to take off his glasses and could barely see anything lol

[@Frostfeet1994]

Elinor Cheese Well he gets motion sickness because of the slight lag of the Oculus Rift but with the new model that just came out maybe he can do it.

[@bigangie1]

🚄🚞🚞🚞🚞🚞🚞🚞🚞🚞🚞🚞🚞🚞🚞🚔🚍🇦🇫🇦🇫🇦🇫🇦🇽🇦🇱🇦🇱🇩🇿🇦🇸🇦🇮🇦🇴🇦🇴🇦🇩🇦🇴🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇹🇦🇬🇦🇬🇦🇶🇧🇸🇦🇿🇦🇷🇦🇲🇦🇼🇦🇼🇧🇪🇧🇴🇧🇼🇧🇷

[@bigangie1]

DaChazSterTV

[@TheKillerJef]

I have this video favorited, only for the Margery and Phillip bit. Still come back to it every so often XD

[@sjm6604]

Margery and Philip, forever in our hearts. R.I.P.

[@lukeirwin8019]

the "super castle" is Durham cathedral

[@DanDareGaming]

You took the words out of my mouth

[@jackmellis1776]

I live there

[@oliverhayes7342]

Same i live in durham

[@Hi-Fitxt]

NORTENERS UNITW I'm northen to I live in Middlesbrough

[@severussnake9]

+demtictax have you not got second hand lung cancer from the fumes? Also I too live in Durham... I was screaming at Dan when he called the cathedral a super castle.

[@gamingninjakaz3551]

RIP Marjory and Philip, they shall be missed.

[@masterveggie2759]

Steven Fry? You mean Joseph Stalin?

[@azlune1672]

+Jack Clark (Jackarooneyroo) I thought that too. :D

[@TheElectrovs]

Ron Swanson?

[@Chloe4656.]

Yeah I also thought Stalin instead

[@hufflepuffler2575]

Don't mind me just passing through for the trip down memory lane

[@marksman4561]

rip Margery and Philip xD HAHAHAHA!!!

[@Dizzynoodlegamer]

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK "I'm a Grown up"

[@Metriximor]

PUT THE OCULUS ON THIS!

[@snusemcgoose1001]

YES!

[@MissMatchGamer]

well magery it depends if the car stops at this moment in time IT'S NOT STOPPING MAGERY RIP MAGERY AND PHILLIP;( lol I Died DO PART THREE IN FREE ROAM WITH THE FASTEST TRAIN IN THE GAME AND SCREW EVERY RULE AND DICK AROUND

[@monkey_fever4908]

I have never actually cried of laughter n a Nerdcubed video before!!

[@facebook5we11]

Thats why i absolutly love nerd cubed he has the funniest jokes and he doesnt have to try to be funny. If you get what im trying to say.

[@jayamd3579]

i loled and died at the same time

[@Ultimatesquid21]

train simulator 2015 is coming out september 2014 so he will probably do that!

[@yourbirthcertificate]

Ultimate Squid21 September: Nerd3 plays: Train Sim 2015 .. You can read KZbin's mind..

[@dingusdan]

the super castle was York minster

[@Thoomas2001]

+Dan Hammond Actually, it was Durham's cathedral.

[@severussnake9]

Hahahahaha 10/10 Chester-le-street to Darlington passes through York. I'm from Durham. Trust me, it's Durham cathedral. Especially since the train only passes through Durham on its way to Darlington....

[@RobloxianUploader]

If only Margery had spoken with the counsel.

[@fallout200]

Does anyone remember a train video Nerd did a really long time ago? I don’t remember much but I remember him talking about a gravel prankster and a very very surprised house. I’m not sure what video it was and I’ve been trying to find it for so long.

[@legostopmotionfilms3759]

I do

[@valtteriluoma-aho]

Part 1 of Train Simulator 2014

[@RedKnight522]

The ad of this video was farming simulator 15, THE IRONY

[@ginamcfarland]

How is it ironic

[@RedKnight522]

Gina Renee Because of how much Dan hates farm simulator the ad for a game he hates plays on his channel

[@aliceford3692]

RIP Margery and Phillip

[@sunnysideup137]

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

[@RobloxianUploader]

I'm a grownup

[@JonWeed3901]

DoubleBrick Gaming Productions Good for you?!

[@sparten16782]

Jonny Teh-Gamer I want your face in my face

[@JonWeed3901]

Nick Crowson *plays lets get it on with iTunes*

[@RobloxianUploader]

Jonny Teh-Gamer You missed the joke.

[@PhillipRemulak]

I honestly have 215 hours played on train sim. I've had it since it was train sim 2012. Best game ever.

[@ToastedAlmond98]

Thumbs up if you think Margery and Phillip should get their own spinoff!

[@ronanclark9042]

His train horns sound like an church organ!!

[@frankiekoca571]

lol

[@Sephyrulz]

IT'S NOT STOPPED, MARGERY!

[@aowiny11]

LOL R.I.P M&P

[@MERTZY]

Best game so far and editing. more:)

[@ConnorAKAthor377]

OOH I GOT THE REFERENCE! 7:49 I laughed for about 4 minutes, that was amazing... :D

[@twudotJam]

Train Simulator 2014 part 2: The search for the light switch!

[@Hawk-hb1xi]

I'm serving! THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK I lost it lol and I still can't stop laughing

[@christopherstockton2183]

I laughed so hard that part THWACK THWACK xD

[@lolzgirl4545]

That's my fav part 😝

[@Ben-gp2gc]

Marjorie.. have you spoken with the council?

[@annmarieanderson5896]

There is a car coming at us 0 MPH Margery: is that a bad thing? Philip: it desides if it stops or not IT IS NOT STOPING MARGERY! R.I.P

[@YandereGamingOfficial]

XD

[@harrycollingwood7408]

'rip margery and philip' HA! lmao

[@codeymiller5954]

why is it that whenever he says "HOOORRAY" I know he is going to say "zoombinies" afterwards. Every. Single. Time.

[@Guldergodt]

dan is confused at the fact that accelerating slower is still accelearating

[@pepperthecanadian]

Make A Part 3

[@crosscountry170]

5:50 That was Durham

[@Nasalkeihpos]

I love how you just ignore all the warning beeps. And Margery and Phillip were a very nice touch. Also, please play Zoombinis. I used to love that game :)

[@AndyB365]

And, "Super Castle". Durham Cathedral dude :P

[@sentry3401]

Train is Love Train is Life

[@madalheidis]

I agree. But I'm in love with a bus. REALLY.

[@drd444]

YE CHESTER LE STREET! I am near there :D

[@charlesistrash]

'' What Christmas scene doesn't have those things?'' A good Coded One...

[@LuluGE]

I lost it at the Margery and Phillip bit xD

[@justinbenson8510]

DO A PART 3!

[@MSKyachiru]

Anyone else notice slender at the station 2:37 ?

[@aperez8345]

You do realize time links don't work anymore? No one will click that.

[@MSKyachiru]

no but you could look at the platform in that part of the video and see slenderman

[@bartholomewdan]

@@aperez8345 It's been 7 years and it still works :)

[@jazlynnewhitehorn7954]

Wise words from a friend, "If you don't know what 'Sausage!!!' means, you aren't a real Nerd Cubed Fan"

[@parkeradelaide4579]

Day 5 without Dan: returned to Train Simulator videos to subside withdrawals.

[@lompstem]

2:37: Slender???

[@ewancooper6498]

vid randomly gets to low quality at that moment not even kidding

[@jeremy22702]

Ewan Cooper That is the rain....

[@velduus9129]

That is just an automated intelligence(AI) pedestrian.

[@Scar-wg4qc]

Velduus *artificial

[@FreedomPuppy]

lompstem you mean 2:35?

[@natv4627]

WHO IS WATCHING IN 7824?

[@rebellionanduncomfortables3451]

a furry How do you know?

[@markmillett6540]

Wait, the horse meat scandal was back in 2013?! Time flew by!

[@krisvires]

The Alert system (called an "alert-er" in the US, where I'm from" is what makes the long loud beep you hear; it's part of the Train's safety system. If the Engineer does not turn the "Alert-er" off when it beeps, it automatically turns on the brakes, and stops the train. It was invented to stop "run-away" trains, in case the Engineer is injured or dies while the train is moving.

[@stevengravett4461]

trains vs zombies??

[@NoodlesNaruto]

I can't stop laughing at the Stephen Fry and nuclear song xD

[@IndianTS]

subtitles from 12:34 to 12:37 are hilarious

[@wisdompowerdonut1964]

I don't get it...maybe it was fixed.

[@rikoyunoi]

"bloody hells bells" that's what i say everyday or when i get jumpscared by a scary maze game woman LOL

[@thehermit_777]

oh god you killed me with margery and philip

[@mimi2]

on my birthday!!!!!!!!!! yay! also i thought you were scared of durum because you don't want to be stabbed also 12:42 RIP

[@D34D_WestlandsOfficial]

commenting here since today (October 3rd 2023) marks 10 years since this video came out

[@JGGaming100]

I was screaming "OH MY GOD I LIVE THERE" when you went past Durham.

[@andrewodley123]

13:36 thwack thwack...im a grown up. and then the stuff with margery and phillip. i literally had to pause the video i was laughing so hard. i havent had to pause a video since i saw your airport fire fighter simulator with the cheif with swag and who freezes. XD

[@stephenbanyar6763]

Nerd³'s lightless journey.

[@20bladerunner94]

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, thank you for your videos and carry on sir

[@poopdecker6330]

12:30-12:43 Margery and Phillip will always be remembered...

[@WatDaFluxx]

The old, funny NerdCubed is back.

[@101jessymessy]

Stop being hilarious...I cant stop watching these videos XD

[@galacticcore0796]

12:31 Press F to pay respects Margory and Philip 2014 to 2014

[@m0sifer]

If you often get bullied like that. Move. Say to your parents you want to move. No matter how many friends you have, If you get bullied often you must move!

[@Nogard119]

I laughed more than I should have at 12:42

[@Jojoboeing]

12:27, our house, in the middle of our street... lol

[@LunarMusician]

Nerd³ Challenge: Longest train possible at full speed with no stopping until you reach the end.

[@Liam_]

12:20 "moped stig" hahahaha

[@Spoony_Official]

"EVERYONE GET ON THE LEFT" Omg,i almost died for laughing too hard :)

[@suicidalkittens-gamingchan8732]

Nerdcubed challenges: Find your way across Britain in free play mode!

[@jeremy22702]

NerdCubed challenges: Build a train and use it on the hardest trip!

[@dcX9z]

Nerd³ Challenges! Go as fast as possible with the fastest train in winter, midnight, and stormy weather without deraling? :D

[@BiotecVirus]

I am from Darlington and I must say this is a very accurate of our town. Travelling on the roads through houses is the norm!

[@ZomboKill]

Oh wonderful lights outside,oh here goes the station... Taagaataagaa Taaaa~~ LOOOOL

[@Deadly_Shadow]

in the rememberance of Margery and Phillip the couple who were killed by a slow speed chase in their unconviently placed home. You will be missed

[@FunkyChickenBreast]

The supercastle is Durham Cathedral love how you whizzed past my virtual house haha

[@Swotboy2000]

Looks at Durham Cathedral: "SOme kiNd of SUPER CASTLE!!1!1one!!"

[@MisterFeltz]

the rip margery and phillip thing cracked me up

[@Retr-xr1jh]

You cannot beat old Nerd³

[@WorthTheWool]

hey dan, dan come closer... *whispers* moar.... *smiles*

[@Dan0]

MOAR, 3 hours worth.

[@AARVIDEOS1234]

OMG! I'm from Darlington. I've been to that station. I'm really surprised too because the real station looks exactly like that.

[@techdigger8]

2:44 "my plane is about to take of without me"

[@yoerijansen7721]

this is the funniest "let's play/plays..." i've ever had the pleasure of watching (:

[@britainsfury8307]

Did Dan just try a Geordie accent? I can now die in peace.

[@wisdompowerdonut1964]

"Mayday mayday mayday" "What's your situ-" "SHUT UP" "Bu-" "SHUT UP"

[@mfau1921]

that "huge castle" was durham cathedral!

[@JoshTheGerbel]

lol loved this video please make more and when you get that beeping press q and you wont stop

[@FriendTheGhost]

do you want to play tennis? yes id love a game of tennis. ok im serving. TWAK TWAK TWAK. XD

[@riejuroks1]

that game of tennis was comic genius

[@kilian7919]

never has his intro been more fitting to me than now... fuck my life.

[@66NEETS]

MORE MORE MORE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEE (drive a thompson B1 though)