Nerd³'s Hell... Driving Simulator 2013

[@everythinggaming7938]

14:28 a game that made you laugh that much doesn't deserve to be in Nerds hell

[@shindinder]

little did he know that was the last laugh he had from this game

[@GretchenDawntreader]

I adore Dan's ability to take a weird game and invent fun ways to play it wrong :) THAT is emergent gameplay.

[@Tustin2121]

15:08 - I enjoy how, as the car rolls over, it becomes obvious that the mirrors in the car are not reflecting anything, as the mirror’s reflection goes upside down when it should not. Rather, it looks like they are cameras attached to the camera rig (which also stays upright) and the cameras draw to the textures on the mirror.

[@ernestsstroinovs5692]

I love how you can see the sky in the mirror. I also love how they bothered to put a reflection on the gas can but not texture it. I also love the gigantic differences between the quality of models and textures. I also love this game. In a sadistic way, but I really do.

[@michaelquattromani2430]

14:30-15:36 Dan laughing for a solid minute straight. The noise you hear is also the sound of a hedgehog crying.

[@JoeWuhPuh]

I came back to the video for Dan's laugh

[@LMDProductionsOfficial]

Me

[@aidendrakepw]

Me too, in mid 2020

[@gdwnet]

*Waves* from 20201

[@robertbcardoza]

It’s a classic

[@DuckAllMighty]

9 years later and this moment is still just fucking hilarious, having tears coming out as I laugh.

[@JadTheIronyUserK]

Around 15:21, when you hit the car and it went flying up into the air, I had a similar experience on Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2 on PS2 where a cop was chasing me, I hit another car, it went flying up in the air; and landed on the hood of the cop car. It was so awesome, but I could never replicate it again!

[@JadTheIronyUserK]

14:29 sorry.

[@officialdeadscope8160]

Jad K I remember when I was playing need for speed and I hit a car and it pinged into space with some forward momentum. Then I drove on for a few seconds and the car came down and hit me. Glorious. Just plain glorious. Glorious

[@TheTriforcebearer]

Jad K Oh my god I had a similar moment way when I was a kid, I'ts surprising because the engine that game uses makes it quite hard to flip at all, it shocked me and I didn't want to turn off the console (I wanted to keep the replay)

[@demago3265]

Jad K Oh that's awesome!

[@ryanbvlogs9846]

U👀👂💓🕗🕣🕖↘

[@johnredhead3515]

14:28 is the best part!

[@demago3265]

John RedHead Ikr? Fucking hilarious xD

[@johnredhead3515]

XD

[@rockstar-studded3045]

Funny moment nerd 3 history EVER!!!😂😂😂😂

[@blueswat6443]

John RedHead Imagine What The Accident Report Would Be Like LOL

[@johnredhead3515]

XD

[@catbucket]

I had a CD that read from the bottom up, annoyed the hell out of me.

[@JeremyPetho]

Catherine G Matchbox Emergency Patrol is the only game on my shelf that has the writing the wrong way.

[@imbibe9891]

The reason it takes so long to warn you about driving the wrong way is because it thinks you're passing another car. In America at least, passing by driving on the wrong side (unless indicated otherwise) is legal.

[@imbibe9891]

I don't know about anywhere else in the world

[@pokeclank4423]

In France as well you can pass another car by driving on the wrong side of the road for a bit if the line isn't continuous

[@typek6239]

In the uk.... We do it anyway not sure if we can or not

[@mattbellamymate]

Are you all genuinely debating about whether overtaking is *legal*? Millions would go to prison every single day if it wasn't.

[@imbibe9891]

Not debating, simply helping each other out

[@frankclemence1681]

14:27 Now releasing the NerdCubed edition of Fast and Furious 6.

[@Shunit]

lol

[@carollench9118]

trololololol

[@jacobwoods8738]

I watched this video when it was new, but just now noticed the woman who walks through the crane lorry at 19:30.

[@ridely700]

This game has proper reflectors but gta doesn't

[@nameless5413]

to be fair even Mercedes Benz Truck Racing has good reflections (yes it seems to be in same game engine as this game) i think its some proprietary german only engine that can do like ONE thing - reflections. but nothing else .)

[@MrArgenon]

14:30 That laughter holy hell O.O

[@haro1810]

Dániel Szilágyi He was laughing for approx. 36 seconds

[@Plushnerd]

+Dániel Szilágyi Also Dan's most SUCCESSFUL KERBAL LAUNCH!!!!!

[@Zsolt345346]

Tedd 0.25-ös sebességre. ;)

[@pilotgaming7286]

dan - *drives into people* me - SAUSAGE long time fans understand

[@laurikotila5813]

YES, 2012

[@oliverhancock9689]

In 2012 mmmmmhhmmm I'm twennty twelve (totally casual Troye Sivan reference.)

[@TheGaminCrow]

+pilotgaming SAUSAGE! Well I guess you can say that game was... trash Buddam Push

[@rorc]

+pilotgaming Beware of sausage!

[@zararule427]

+pilotgaming Carmageddon/Tsunami... right?

[@speedbird227]

"Germany, the country of quality products"

[@joeja]

+[HSC]Battleboy43 there were so many good games from germany and then they did that

[@markmillett6540]

most things the germans make are brilliant, but they should leave games to the Japanese, Americans and British

[@bartholomewdan]

Except simulators. However, they do make for the funniest videos on the planet.

[@duhitzjenmsp8623]

when he hit the car at 14:27 i fell out my chair laughing XD

[@HollyGamingBC]

Why didnt you call this play list "Nerd3's Germany"

[@fancyman4006]

Maybe because he was in WW11 and germany wuz out but everyone else was in so he couldent do it.

[@LlorracTN]

Fancy Man wait, there's been a World War Eleven?!?!?! HOW LONG WAS I SLEEPING?!?!?

[@fancyman4006]

Llorrac TN For an entire daily recommended amount!

[@LlorracTN]

Girlp1nk :3 not gonna lie, FNAF is how World War Eleven is going to start...

[@ellioteep]

Llorrac TN yup

[@lopsidedhead]

You could've been dropped into Fake Taxi xD

[@kallum7959]

Jesus Christ

[@squishybrick]

That car got team rocket'ed..

[@hithere7201]

Uh oh... WERE BLASTING OFF AGGGGAAAAAIIIINNN!!!!!!!

[@Nicy30941]

Hi there Is it sad I read than in a James/Jessy voice?

[@hithere7201]

Nicy30941 No ^m^

[@christopherfranks2602]

Classic, forgot about the kerbal launch; love that you can see it falling from atmosphere in the mirror.

[@jakecobovic9091]

Fahr- Drive in German Sim- Simulator abbreviated ALL IS REVEALED!

[@ZeGermanFox]

I doubt that this game has PhysX

[@pilotgaming7286]

+Burnt Toast its a complete lie

[@THECHAIR.]

Gotem

[@KyokoKirigirie]

I can't believe my parents got this for my birthday in 2013. At least I was thankful

[@LewdDude-oo9si]

This is what gta 6 needs to aspire to be like.

[@VULCA_TL]

I grew up playing this game, (yes I was like 10 or some shit), and I never knew nerdcubed played this till now, sad it took me 10 odd years to find out!

[@radiantsquare007jrdeluxe9]

Better late then never

[@cameronyoungcg9270]

Quite possibly the funniest Hell video I think.

[@somethingsock6707]

Watching Nerdcubed while sitting in a recliner and drinking hot coffee proves to be a bad idea

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

I've always loved Dan's humor, laugh and the way he says certain things 😂.

[@ajaxlewis7664]

YNWA, mate!

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

@@ajaxlewis7664 YNWA. It makes my day seeing someone else say this since someone told me on a Premier League video that I have no life being a Pool fan.

[@ajaxlewis7664]

@@Daniel-nn8mr That's because they're jealous, pal 😁 I hope you have a good 2022!

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

@@ajaxlewis7664 same to you bud. Hope you have a better than the last 2 years could've been.

[@Felix-vr9gd]

Im rewatching these videos and Ive noticed >Shitty simulator from 2013 has working car mirrors >2019 GTAV does not But, but whyy

[@Geokidpro]

I died at sci fi porn music

[@nealbagai5388]

So the only vehicles on german roads seem to be dodge challengers, hummers, and audi r8s. Seems legit

[@theincrediblevegitable627]

as soon as i saw "Butts" On the bottom of the screen, I Knew i was in for a long video

[@Go17Gabe]

I love how AI's in most simulators don't know how to merge.

[@mohammedhasan4262]

You gave me a big laugh when the car was flying when you crashed into it

[@vxcki1020]

Singlehandedly the best and my favourite laugh to exist on the channel 😂

[@bigchooch4434]

Indicator simulator 1998

[@alejandrokirkispapa1986]

"This is how minis are born". Lol. Great. Gnarly

[@Nexomify]

Fahr means Driving in German. Alternatively, it's a rare syndrome where calcium gets dumped in the areas of the brain that control movement, causing problems with motor functions/speech, seizures, involuntary movement, headaches, dementia and vision impairment.

[@thefallenrift1705]

Petition to bring back nerd3 hell

[@josef733]

the environment, especially the grass and the skybox, look like they came from 1998.

[@zach7128]

this is the most fun ive seen him in a hell video

[@rebeccaleighart]

That was so funny when he shot the car into the air! Hilarious.

[@igethacked23]

4:34 he sounded like Jeremy Clarkson and it made me laugh because he sounded similar lol

[@Tmccreight25Gaming]

“Best physics ever” 10/10 IGN

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

“So you’re saying on the highway you broke down?” “No, I broke Dan!”

[@speedbird227]

Time to watch while waiting for Factorio research.

[@marcus.thoren]

70 km/h, 3rd gear. Good job, driving simulator. No eco-driving here.

[@Nicy30941]

I like one thing, and that's how the menu works.

[@SlopYaboy]

Nicy30941 indeed

[@emmanuelkandavalli9123]

Tbh. I don't think i've seen him laugh THAT hard (14:28)

[@MazingMania]

14:30 I lost it.

[@timmytubede]

The thing with the text on the packaging is pretty simple. If you'd buy a few German books and some English ones and put them next together, you'd see it's traditional for all of the German books to have the text start from the other side than the English ones. But don't ask me why, It is just at is it. As this is a German game they decided to put the text on it like on a German book. Who buys games as a CD these days anyways. I think I haven't bought any optical disc based game since 2012 or so. I still have "Fahr-Simulator 2009" somewhere, but that one looks almost exactly the same as this game. Really, just buy a real (actually realistic) racing simulator game if you want to learn how to drive on PC. Or buy OMSI, really good physics there as well, if you have a NASA-computer ;)

[@APE_FIST]

to be fair, the reflections on the cars actually look pretty good

[@thegoatkingchannel2377]

well my shit shines pretty good in my tolilet it's still a piece of shit.

[@Mr25Minecraft]

I watched this after air control so this seemed like a good game. Lol

[@Hrv117]

I remember watching this like five minutes after it was posted

[@TheStellaruniversexm]

Driving Simulator [insert current year here]. That's effectively what this game is.

[@Utonian21]

The laugh in this video doesn't sound as forced as the one in Forestry 2017

[@evilfuzzybunny100]

He says we'll be driving on the wrong side of the road, but the majority of places on Earth drive on the right side of the road.

[@scovelme]

+evilfuzzybunny100 He also lives in England, where they drive on the LEFT!

[@evilfuzzybunny100]

scovelme I know, I was just stating a fact.

[@Prominator123]

+evilfuzzybunny100 Technically, there's no right or wrong to going left or going right. But you are right, around 60% - 70% of the world drives on the right side of the road. Infact, I had to look this up, but before WW1 most of the world drove on the LEFT side of the road. So, a WW1 veteran would indeed say you're wrong. But they're all probably dead. So... yeah.

[@superchar151]

Germany only went to the right cos they had a war with England who drove on the left, lol

[@TravisBickle0312]

+superchar151 Thought they went to war with the entirety of the UK, not just England.

[@marochima2]

That 3D effect is called chromatic aberration.

[@ratjejumbo]

You realy play every game! Respect...

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

4:39 Lmao that was so smooth

[@missvixmcswaggins1885]

I love Dan's laugh pmsl 😂😂

[@louisbuchenwald7820]

16:50 Ah my eyes are so cold Nerd 2016

[@theswordheart7477]

Wow you guys should totally download it from the Game Link!

[@aaronthehare]

The game link does not work anymore! It now takes you to a music video!

[@peterhailstone4880]

14:28 is the best part

[@seanjenkins4459]

the driving actually looked kind of realistic actually

[@rebellionanduncomfortables3451]

Grammar Nazi Andre Wright Like actually?

[@alexevanns]

i only come back to this video because of his laugh when the car went into space

[@larsiparsii]

I've never laughed so good before! 😂😂😂

[@alexandert.6200]

10/10 better than goat simulator

[@oldssaccount990]

You can't ever see your driver because the player is actually holding the camera. So you can't ever see yourself. :)

[@MrGamerChad]

Maybe that acidic effect was the indicator that you hit something?

[@rahne8404]

I died at 14:28 😂😂😂😂

[@dylanwakley2553]

+Emma Lovesfood omfg put it at .5x speed

[@stewhiteywhite]

Emma watch the farming simulator one i died

[@funnymememan2458]

If you want a driving test game you should get City Car Driving.

[@joaocspcosta]

Can you please post a download link for this game, can't find it anywhere in the whole internet. Tahnk you.

[@frosin5393]

couldent stop laghing at the ,plane car, god its funny as hell

[@kevinburton6959]

11:26 : PhysX by Nvidia HAHAHAHAHAH xD

[@redwyvern_7818]

in which Dan becomes every audi driver ever.

[@weegee_hates_the_blind]

6:30 "driving wrong way" even though it's a one way road...

[@shindinder]

weegee buster a car was going at him it was a two way road

[@weegee_hates_the_blind]

the dashed lines should be yellow then, not white.

[@soup-ne8us]

weegeeアメリカ it’s a game....

[@falcon2407]

The game link takes you to Allman Brothers D:

[@BonesCapone]

I can't seem to find the simulator Dan condemned to Hell for its box. Where the title on the spine was the wrong way around, if someone remembers or stumbles across it, please remind me which one it was. Thanks.

[@tacocatbellgaming]

This game's physics engine does not give a crap about the flying cars!

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

*a police helicopter is visible, they are laying down nails to rupture your tires, and setting up a firing line* >Driving Simulator

[@elitefoxy112]

14:29 should've a dank version

[@AniGaAG]

*_NERD³ / DAN, please READ THIS._* Please, Dan. Give us poor Germans a chance to redeem ourselves in your eyes. Play a good German game. And I don't mean generic stuff like Crysis. *_Play a few Daedelic games._* I particularly recommend Edna & Harvey: The Breakout and Harvey's New Eyes. *_They're both brilliant P&C games with awesome humor and storytelling, and a wonderful handdrawn style._* Please. Give us lame assholes a chance. xD

[@bishop6402]

Xd "maybe i can re-create the Aston Martin scene from Johnny English" P.S. Johnny English is Mr. Bean

[@GioiaDellaLuna]

that laugh though at 11:28

[@GioiaDellaLuna]

whoops, 14:28***

[@matisenjohns2995]

Best Part is at 14:29

[@SVENY]

I have this simulator.

[@George_Azeria]

Sorry.

[@SVENY]

George Jordan - [Door Opens, Closes] Thanks...this simulator, I play it with a steering wheel (Logitech G25), it's still shit without and with it.

[@goalgames370]

idk Correction : I have this "Simulator".

[@justynsmith9921]

So apparently everyone in Germany either drives an R8 or a Charger...

[@Austin.D]

I miss his old intro and outro

[@caveopp7708]

Trucking Tuesdays

[@McHeisenburger]

I want to send a car into space now...

[@ShockingPikachu]

I forgot this existed!!!

[@samtrigger2637]

Who else played that bit like a million times

[@aerofiles5044]

tees a gapase tees agapasa shoborabese tees agapasa

[@blakeleonard3063]

he laughed for 58 seconds

[@alanramirez7368]

When your barely watching this video in 2017

[@sintium3616]

Whose watching this back in 2019?

[@pxycho1761]

CoNqUeR eLiTe yay 2019 squad!!