Nerd³'s Hell... Farm Machines Championships 2014

[@AOP2099]

To put this game's slowness into context, there's a game on steam about old people racing against death on electric scooters called Coffin Dodgers. When compared to this game, it looks as fast as F-Zero.

[@TheOverloadxRsps]

I have one question for the devs of this game Why did you not call it : Need For Seed

[@ryanjoseph8286]

***** Then the wrong type of customer would get it.

[@kieranbrameld4371]

***** Need of seed sounds like the 18+ version of this game

[@flamingchuucygnet8983]

Kieran Brameld and that is why itll be bought by a load of peeps(perverted peeps) just put in some sexy girls close to a tractor and done!

[@freequest]

***** Don't think they can use that its a 5 movie Porn series .

[@martrocksnuts]

***** :D

[@MagisterMalleus]

I don't think this deserves to be in hell. It's not good, but it doesn't suck. Especially for the price.

[@MagisterMalleus]

General Romm I watched the whole thing before I posted.

[@juancariasr7932]

Badatstuff Raise your standards, there are free games 1000 times better than this.

[@ScienceP]

^ tf2

[@astridlindholm1159]

CMB - Gaming TF2 has microtransactions. But there are better games on kongregate

[@IspiraGaming]

Valts Z tf2 only has microtransactions if you want to open cases, which are useless.

[@BrodyCoaster]

Secretly you love this game.

[@mitchellkallenbach3981]

Secretly you're Satan

[@MoonyDubMusic]

Mitchell Kallenbach Satanly, you're secret.

[@BrodyCoaster]

Secret you're Satan

[@codebreaker5824]

Satan you're secret

[@mysteriousanonymous7992]

You're secretly satan

[@tweedledee5613]

Its like when your parents tried to trick you into doing chores by making them seem like a game.

[@ItsRexxys]

I want to remind u of this gem of a video from 8 years ago :)

[@Bruh-zx2mc]

@@ItsRexxys I want to remind u of this gem of a video from 1 year ago :)

[@KeatonX92]

Come to the Midwest US, tractor races are a legit thing at county fairs... They're just as entertaining as this... And tractor pulls (whomever's tractor can pull the most weight for a set distance wins.) Yeah, we don't have much to do here...

[@blarg2429]

KeatonX92 Oh god, really? XD Wow. Thanks for brightening up my day with this information.

[@fsdafas749]

yeah it's even a thing here in the Netherlands and it's really entertaining

[@blarg2429]

Thom Appelman To each their own, I suppose.

[@TheAfroKing96]

KeatonX92 I agree at least with the rodeos there is some sort of danger involved, the tractor stuff is just stupid and dull.

[@seanmurray6262]

KeatonX92 Eastern US too. Of course, our fairs have demolition derbies too so at least theres something amusing there :P

[@corgistaniel1150]

Oh.. Oh no.

[@corgistaniel1150]

***** Let's hope not.

[@sighshell8670]

Stan Claas This seems like a reference to tomska...

[@corgistaniel1150]

XpGamers Monicleman You would be correct.

[@sighshell8670]

***** You'll Shit Yourself...

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Stan Claas COOOORRRRGGGGIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

[@dazzaboy04]

"how sad are your lives that you're watching me mow grass?"

[@silentcaay]

This game is the developers tricking Dan into *actually doing farm chores in a farming game*. Developers: 1, Nerd^3: Well... I haven't been keeping track but it's gotta be like 200+ by now. =P

[@sawaxv7136]

10/10 - IGN : I like tractors.

[@salt3087]

The Burning Owl i like trains '3'

[@nobudeekared2475]

I like this game 10/10-no one ever

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

The Burning Owl Do you even know where that joke origininated?

[@alecmcdonald9642]

Danny Zeddy Pokemon water problem thingy :| it was pretty stupid reviewing...

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Yes? Kinda. They reviewed a pokemon game CENTERED around water and literally said:"Too much water..."

[@RisingJake]

A shark tractor. Really, shark tractor?

[@GlobalPoliticsandNews]

***** lol

[@JohnnyShagbot]

RisingJake They jumped it.

[@znoochy]

RisingJake Yea it's Jeff The Shark in tractor form! (Even if he doesn't deserve to be in such a game but still)

[@trippyhippy12]

RisingJake I thought it was cool.

[@ThaMythbuster]

RisingJake JEFF THE SHAAAAARK

[@Wolvus1]

considering the cheap price i don't think this deserved to be in hell. sure it was a bad game but at least the devs seem to try to make something decent. The concept is pretty funny and it didn't seem to be full of bugs, it has potential to be used in classes to learn kids about farming and is more fun than actual lessons.

[@GenuinelyUniqueGents]

Ch3zter You had me.... I do agree its at least a half decent game, but you lost me at the educational part. (If Pearson gets their hands on this and adds it to the common core curriculum i am done.)

[@sighshell8670]

You're driving FUCKING TRACTORS.

[@wito1562]

I agree with you to a point especially about the devs trying. I imagine that 3d games are hard. But that's all i can agree with i mean who the fuck learns about farming whilst racing some slow ass tractors? Lessons would be better with this because atleast our brain cells don't just commit suicide.

[@wito1562]

Than this not with this sorry

[@multibeasty]

GenuinelyUniqueGents how NOT to make a game 101

[@thehazellator]

I really want Dan to Yell "WITNESS ME!!!" When he crashes into people

[@scytheseven9173]

At least it's not Chariot Wars.

[@Jayyemi]

So apparently Jeff moved out of the theme park and became a farmer racer...

[@Maty0987654321]

*wipes brow* Steam Refunds :D

[@willjennings7301]

Maty0987654321 Steam Refunds are a good idea.

[@blankblank6592]

0.5/10 too much racing IGN

[@mattwalton4858]

No it's 0.5/10 to much game

[@kronasoosanork]

10/10 'okay' -IGN

[@KamranKhan-im2jy]

0/10 not call of duty- IGN

[@guishark09]

ben dover 0/10 AMAZING! -IGN

[@AceKingDankM3mes]

Biiron Mansaata Sane 10/10 - Mediocre "Too Much Rating"

[@rednovember2205]

Wouldn't various Illegal Cow killing machines be part of this too?

[@bernardobiritiki]

LOL your here too

[@bernardobiritiki]

O_o your everywhere

[@rednovember2205]

bernardobiritiki i can't not be nowhere.

[@tastyambergers9327]

The Privileged Capitalist Touche.

[@buru2b634]

The Privileged Capitalist Makes sense

[@vooran]

That tractor did not jump the shark, it became the shark.

[@EthanfromEngland-]

Dont dis unity! Its a great engine and is used for some very good and well known games. Its the developers not the engine...

[@ChainedGraboid]

Speed Boost: Properly known as Draft. When a car is in line with another car at high speed, the car in front acts as a wall to the air. The car behind has less wind resistance than the car in front. The result of this is the car behind gets less friction which allows the car to travel at a higher speed.

[@birdiemcchicken1471]

Let's take a farming simulator, and take out everything remotely fun about it! Yeah, that's a great idea!

[@TTTTTT-nv3yi]

Imagine being a dev for this game and telling your mates your Job... "Yeah I help create a tractor racing game with the kids at playgroup"

[@Tazooka]

Game of the year

[@funeralopolis1337]

I have a feeling that these games are made, just because the developers know that Dan is gonna make a video on their game, and they like putting him through the pain.

[@medmed-gp1wj]

4:30 Dan gets a message on steam. Also Hey Jude 2:57 you hear fucking hell in the background. go check.

[@sir_swag1174]

This game exists. On an unrelated note, the universe has begun dissolution.

[@Flight_of_Icarus]

Ah, nothin I love more than a pissed Daniel Hardcastle in the morning. **sips coffee**

[@onneyon]

"Oooh, he's a dangerous driver" about someone you toppled over twice by ramming. Nice one Dan.

[@ajphillips98]

You'd think no one would watch ploughing, yet the amount of various ploughing matches I've gone to is unbelievable ha

[@rancidmarshmallow4468]

Actually, it is a very complex racing game, that is set in a rural area. The different tractors have strengths and weakness that you must use to win. For example, if you had a fast tractor then you would want to stay on the path and not hit things. If you had a tractor with good acceleration, you would want to ram people and use your faster acceleration to pass them. Also, visual upgrades come last. To win, you need an upgraded engine. You should really take this game more seriously, as it is a great game, if you play it correctly. *attempts to keep straight face*

[@MrCheeselover88]

I tend to understand Dan's view on the game's in his Hell series simply by looking at the game link.

[@Lewis696]

you see the word farm and prepare to laugh hysterically

[@crazynick1985]

Dan, we are watching you because we feed on sadness and mayhem.

[@CrusaderOnion]

Do the people who make these games say to themselves 'Yep, this is something people will enjoy and have fun with'.

[@RRW359]

"Why do you watch this? You're just encouraging me to do this"! Dan, I believe you just answered your own question!

[@wesjerentosky3716]

You should play 60 seconds! i assure you it's better than this :)

[@kieranclark1753]

Yes please

[@giveitnowone]

Wes Jerentosky He'll probably give it a week or two before he gets to 60 seconds because other KZbinrs are playing it now lol, but I'd love to see him play around with it

[@giveitnowone]

***** Lmao yeah #HaveAWank

[@trippyhippy12]

It might be interesting to watch a tractor cut grass at 40mph irl, the grass cutters are pretty savage it would be kind of like seeing someone running around with a chainsaw cutting down trees as fast as possible.

[@Hughsie28]

The 2nd 'race' was as exciting as watching grass mow....ah ha!? :D

[@doctormiller2249]

Nerd used Rare Candy! Jeff the Flying Shark evolved into Geoff the Tractor Shark!

[@JCstock]

I don't think that was 1:02:50, as in an hour two minutes fifty seconds, Dan. I think that was actually saying 1-02:50, as in Gold-02:50. That's another poorly done part of this game.

[@Ghoxx]

1 Minute is the earliest I've ever been

[@Implicacean]

Need for Tractor: Most Tractor

[@Serouzo]

I like how the developers went: "Sales for games based on farming have skyrocketed beyond all expectations! We have to cash in on this while it's ripe!"

[@rabidclone3917]

A video, I haven't seen, About farming, Oh boy this is gonna be good

[@Ajab97]

" Farm Machines Championships 2015 - Now has zombie racing mode " LOGIC ;D

[@DeMinoTheDragon]

As in the great words of Vinny Pizza-Pasta "Now THIS is shit racing!"

[@williamballantyne9992]

Jeff the flying shark makes a return as a tractor!

[@dcX9z]

William Ballantyne Jeff the flying* tractor! *not guaranteed to actually fly

[@DascCrescent]

Lets all just take a moment to be thankful that Dan isn't a farmer in real life, no one would ever get fed.

[@Minecraftfans2002]

11:56 Was that Arse-on-biscuits, Arse-and-biscuits, arse-in-biscuits, or... Arson biscuits?

[@chrispezzuto2269]

Dear Nerdcubed, I dare you to play Wizard101 m8. Amazing next gen grafics will be guaranteed to blow you're mind. Enjoy the amazingly fast paced wizard 3rd person combat! Enjoy the luscious detail of the fully rendered wizard101 world with a complete map the size of Just cause 2's! All of this only for $9.00 USD a month, plus tons of non-optional Micro-transactions! You would love it! :D

[@yugioh1581]

On occasions like the queens birthday, all areas are free to go in and unlock forever. There needs to be more special occasions.

[@360mlg_senpai5]

Chris Pezzuto The most thing that would be able to attain on this channel is Nerd's Hell.

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

Farm Simulator 2014: Racing Edition DLC

[@thesilverw0lf]

THE WHEELS ARE FLOATING OFF THE GROUND... *THE WHEELS. ARE FLOATING. OFF. OF. THE. GROUND.*

[@leahheffernan4644]

The memories...

Well, what's with all the youtubers hating on Unity? It's like hating the hammer when a carpenter does a lousy job. Unity is a fantastic engine for a lot of reasons and people should get more informed before hating on it...

[@mgunter]

why was this in the Hell Series?

[@jemvee3830]

I prefer it when he plays games he likes.

[@AngryPrawn]

Basildon, Basildon, Basildon, Basildon, get up.

[@fionngijsemans4475]

Omg, I absolutely love the game link!!!

[@Sponska]

Small addition to the ending: You could also say this about the game: Unfortunately, they made it!

[@icemeltarr9784]

You played so many farm games

[@NoizePhobia]

now this is podracing

[@dominatorN4]

I am waiting for him to play that lawnmower racer game now.

[@jimmyparenthesis646]

I watched the trailer for this game and at one point it said "plantaing potatos"

[@reversejt374]

Hey Dan i just wanna say thanks for inspiring me to start youtube i nearly have 350 subscribers now and thats all thanks to you! You the best

[@happy6happy6happy6happy6happy6]

13:58 Speaking of Portal, you should play Portal Storys: Mel.

[@garrisonjohnson60]

180 bhp is total overkill for a tractor that size.

[@natew999]

For the next vid, Dan should do Big Rigs : Over the Road Racing, that would be the BEST Nerd3 Hell video ever! Lets try to get him to see this!

[@adsitimray]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX FARMING SIMULATOR WITH RACING SIMULATOR

[@marcjohnson3553]

I finally decided to click on the mystery video, I was not dissapointed.

[@Shrooboid313]

I'm disappointed that there's no music that ask questions like "Do you have piles?" like the last one did.

[@Jarrettthegoalie]

Did you know kerbal space program was made in unity? So if you go really really fast from orbit you can go right through the vab. I SEE A CHALLENGE

[@benuscore8780]

13:55 was that a reference to Nightmare Before Christmas?

[@cenamad]

MY INITIALS ARE FMC

[@UndercoverDylan19]

11/10 like skyrim with tractors - IGN

[@Killbot224]

I can feel the will to live draining from my very being

[@karlb379]

I legit had a nosebleed with excitement!!

[@ItzNiekoyo]

This seems like the kind of game that only Deluxe 4 would like.

[@George_Azeria]

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for this game.

[@stephanienelson5862]

Make this a series

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

I wonder if farmers would do this in their spare time.

[@Dreadfire2000]

I watched this gameplay to help me go to sleep

[@zerozeroone4424]

Expect us...

[@RednEtaiy]

I wish I had the power to change it all for the better...

[@TheDoniu1994]

Eat! Sleep! Farm! Repeat!

[@TheSkillManer]

A freaking shark tractor. I-i..i dont even..WHAT?!

[@estoniagaming710]

0.01% out of 100.9% IGN says: WE GAVE TOO MUCH ALREADY!!

[@ElTyranto]

Best Game Link in the description !

[@codkid5560]

10/10 would never play again

[@nert4285]

He's genuinely enjoying the game. With quite a few complaints, sure. But he is enjoying it to an extent!

[@GeorgeMonet]

This really isn't that bad. I mean for the price it pretty much delivers. Actually it looks like it could be a bit of fun.

[@glasspug]

After the tractor went out of control one innocent bystander was hit, unfortunately the driver didn't make it...But don't worry practice makes perfect!

[@rebelswithoutcauses]

Dan, didn't you know? This is how all the shit goes down in the countryside. This is how the farmers get their bitches and cows!

[@eddiessportsmedia]

Im the guy dan described at 4:57

[@shadowseek27]

sometimes i think you like these games

[@sirencresselia2270]

Game Link: 10/10 Game: .10/10

[@catcrab_]

NO!! I feared this would happen... THE RAINBOW BANNER IS ATTACKING!!!! (Heh... you thought i was talking about the video...)

[@GoldenGunner111]

I would love to see you play Rocksmith 2014 sometime :D

[@sebastianyork6839]

Not a completely bad game some credit is deserved for effort

[@TechLikeABoss]

Dan, I challenge you: In GTA V for PC, I challenge you to land a car on a moving plane, you are definitely permitted to use mods