Nerd³'s Hell... Motorcycle Club

[@birdiemcchicken1471]

The changing modes mid race is interesting, but makes no freaking sense in context. It would be better if it was a pod racing game in which your vehicle transforms to fit the track.

[@robertarvelo1912]

Correct¡.

[@TheCookiezPlz]

To be fair switching vehicles mid race sounds like an interesting mechanic.

[@0DarkWolfSVK]

+TheCookiezPlz yeah.. it's just very poorly executed

[@cailarfinn]

+TheCookiezPlz It's pretty fun when done well. Look at the team races in Driver - San Francisco for an idea of how it's done properly.

[@CrownGamingAU]

+TheCookiezPlz Switching vehicles Just Cause 2 style would be fun ;)

[@Oedurribeiro]

+TheCookiezPlz Driver San Frascisco. Nuff said.

[@z-beeblebrox]

+Conor Finn Even just the automatic transformations in the new Mario Kart is fun, and you dont even really do anything there. It's pretty much just the delay here that turns it into ass. Racing games with delays! What everybody wants!

[@CoreyEacret]

Now Dan, I understand this is a shite game but for the love of all that is powered by gasoline, there is such a thing as a brake and its quite useful to use to get round corners...

[@deitykord8804]

+Corey Eacret He might have been trying to prove the point that any racing game where you don't have to let off the gas to win every race probably isn't a very good one...

[@z-beeblebrox]

+Poo Loo Skoo Yeah it's like trying to prove the sky is blue. We appreciate the effort but everyone should already know this by now

[@X2100Eryk]

+z beeblebrox who's name is poo love?

[@SnowflakeVee]

+Deity Kord No, he just doesn't know how to drive.

[@fracturedchrome5527]

+Poo Loo Skoo agreed

[@Sanguineyy]

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit come on and #HaveAWank.

[@JadeXeno]

+Bernard Williams yes

[@YouTubeExplore777]

To Sasha?

[@YouTubeExplore777]

#haveatug #pullthewand #chokeasmurf #chokethechicken #castaspell

[@jericieiliel5154]

+CXonor24 #MattFuckedUp

[@reecewouters1445]

+CXonor24 CHEST DUMP???

[@TheSpacecraftX]

It doesnt look THAT bad. Not compared to most things on the Hell series.

[@Savine6]

Agreed, but that doesn't make it any less worthy of hell

[@joshuaheape558]

+Tom Savine There should be sub-sections of Hell. With some being in the outer ring (the poop ones that aren't COMPLETELY awful) and the ones near the center of Hell (the ones that make you want to throw your console out of the window).

[@Savine6]

+Joshua Heape Agreed, but I don't think Dan can be bothered to do that so we'll have to make it up ourselves

[@joshuaheape558]

***** Sonic Unleashed is the rebel that wanted to be different. But sonic is supposed to be a side-scrolling race/adventure game. Not a 3D, back view mush. It wants to be a brawler and a racing game at the same time and doesn't focus enough on either, making the gameplay awkward and repetitive. The dialogue is cringe worthy and it doesn't fit as a sonic game. Even if you remove the fact that it's a sonic game, it still isn't very well made. It's not TERRIBLE, but it's pretty bad. Maybe not worthy of hell, but the games that go into hell videos are completely up to Dan.

[@joshuaheape558]

***** Yeah. It was birthed from the devils ass crack and presented as a sonic game. A polished turd is still a turd. And sonic 06 wasn't even polished. What I'm saying is that it was a turd.

[@CurrieYT]

Just looked up "Rugby 15".. jesus.. WHY.. HOW.. how is it a PS4 game..

[@Isaac_Jordan]

+benjamin jones ok

[@WillsWorld]

+legendLilLew get rugby league live 3

[@ReggieWestSideHD]

+legendLilLew There are trying, I played it the other day and uploaded some gameplay if you want to have a look. It feels so good for a low budget game!

[@WillsWorld]

+legendLilLew looks a good proper rugby game. I love league so it's perfect for me.

[@theacethatrunstheplace1264]

+legendLilLew What about Rugby Challenge?

[@ajshell2]

"These bikes are really high pitched and whiny" Wait. Those are the sounds of the bikes? I thought that was the sound of air-raid sirens in the distance with silent bikes! That is a new level of awful!

[@kierancullen8161]

Tomorrow I go back to school and Dan gives me THIS

[@Sanguineyy]

That game link though. XD

[@lewisr8244]

If you like a lotta chocolate on your biscuit join our club!

[@vooran]

+GTA5 3 times a week I like some chocolate on my Totalbiscuit. :P

[@Jamm3z133]

+CXonor24 Thanks for pointing that out haha

[@darkblueoffical168]

+CXonor24 IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

[@xecium8780]

+vooran Total biscuit hat sung the jingle once in a video so it's funny you mention him :P

[@nodscorpion2300]

"fly off the right and explode" -angry joe 2013

[@MrUgotownedbyme]

It looks like the guys from duck dynasty bought motorbikes.

[@lukasrocks1000]

'These bikes are all high pitched and whiny' just like children.

[@RickyPro888]

Im 13 but that's so true haha... If only they could get it right like those MotoGP games

[@BulbaSaruman]

This is the worst ps4 has to offer? I see worse shit in steam every other minute

[@critterking2871]

+dartzu well ps4 is not as easy to get your game on

[@TomboyCEO]

#ps4masterrace

[@Heyzeus2113]

+dartzu True I seen this game on Steam called BO3 Beta, was truly terrible

[@NoxNug]

+dartzu WTF IS THAT PICTURE

[@NoxNug]

ok thanks but i still have nightmares now

[@darienhuddle8128]

This is what happens when you make a racing game but decide to make players experience sensory overload instead of making the racing fun.

[@JoeWuhPuh]

Oh fuck its like a shit reboot of Ride to Hell

[@JoeWuhPuh]

joe hiscock It shows how shit Ride to Hell was

[@LocalActingWeirdo]

+joe hiscock It emphasizes how shit this is even more I suppose

[@JoeWuhPuh]

joe hiscock Even fucking Everyone's gone to the rapture is more exciting than Ride to Hell

[@JoeWuhPuh]

joe hiscock You can go more than 2mph in Everybody's gone to the rapture......If you throw it out of a speeding vehicle

[@tgsachris]

+Joe Wilson-Palmer Well shit... what am I about to watch?

[@seancombs1188]

I went to go play with my dog, and I replayed the video, and I thought to myself, "Why is there a car horn going off in the game? Oh... wait... thats the cycles engines..."

[@BloodyRainRang]

This game wanted to be Road Redemption and turned into Ride in Hell.

[@XeloX]

This game is £34.90 on Steam! No I didn't have a fit while typing that, that's the actual price.. holy crap lol

[@XeloX]

In unrelated news; if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit you may want to consider joining our club

[@pokedude583]

+Mystery Man Check the game link, then it will all make sense.

[@silentcaay]

12:26 - "They pulled up and slowed down so I could still win"... And *you* said losing wasn't a challenge. =P

[@Cassiepult]

As soon as he said "Had a crash!" something popped up saying "javascript error"

[@Cactuspope]

It's on steam and the description is. THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE Ride 22 motorcycles with the official BMW, Honda, Kawasaki, KTM, Suzuki and Yamaha licences. From 125 to 2000cc, find all of the biggest makes, faithfully reproduced with 3 unique ways to play: Superbike, Roadster and Custom. Hit the road in Tournament mode and take on over 40 challenges of skill on 20 different circuits. Customize your riders and challenge rival clubs in solo mode or in wild online games with up to 4 players.

[@CommanderZx2]

I believe the game is showing you what bike to switch to via the colour of the road sign that appears at the top middle of the screen. When it shows the blue curvy road, you're meant to swap to the third bike coloured in blue.

[@Andromeda4482]

Any one else notice when he went over broken road, the speedometer would go from 79 KPH to 179 KPH, and the 1 constantly flickered like the hell is this ball shit?

[@rainbowninja5389]

Dan should play Crash Bandicoot: Tag team racing or whatever the hell it was called, I remember liking that when I was a kid and the whole merging with your competitors to aid each other whilst still competeing with each other seems like an interesting mechanic.

[@noahkarim6183]

if you like a lot of choclate on your biscuit join our club!

[@thischannelhasnocontent8629]

When they say "200 KMPH," they really mean "Speed Limit in a small parking lot." That clears a lot up.

[@nathanadnitt5276]

The way he said kawasaki made me spit coffee everywhere,still a long time veiwer keep up the good work dan

[@speedbird227]

"Why don't they just fix this road?" *ignores all of the construction on the road*

[@Chxmpie]

I'm so glad you did this video because I was about to buy it...

[@axewman4828]

This is the best series on nerdcubed ever. Me - 2015

[@rileys8535]

Whatever you do... Don't drink from the Cosby Coast

[@Deaddograt]

Those bikes sound like a cross between a mosquito and a World War II air raid siren.

[@robertserro8910]

I saw kudos and immediately thought of Project Gotham

[@AOP2099]

Boy, this sequel to Driveclub sure looks promising!

[@noname117spore]

I took my headphones off for a moment to make sure that sound was the game and not a tornado siren. There isn't even a storm around here!

[@NixodCreations]

It's like they hooked air raid sirens up to their engines.

[@Nagydij]

Best Game Link EVER

[@drapermovies]

So I've done some research. It was made the same company who made Rugby 15...

[@thorbjrnchristensen2545]

the thing with the come last at racing isn't true, i think it was gio detalia (or whatever that italien bike race is called) back in the day had what was called a "black" shirt, and it was something you won for coming last, but the races had a time limit, so it was all about going in front and then hiding and making risk reward decision on when to bike and when to hide, it must have been way more amazing to watch than the current style of bike racing (yes there was a bigger 1'st price but the black shirt was cooler)

[@lwkleijn]

At least they tried

[@therapist2541]

+sir charles well so did hitler

[@charliethurston2215]

+Therapist best. Reply. Ever.

[@mattybraps326]

+Therapist yeah but hitler controlled all of europe and fought off 2 world powers , all this game did was end up on nerd cubed's hell so...

[@jordan3012000]

+matthew banuelos He did not control europe, nor did he fight off 2 world powers.

[@basedgyro9175]

+sir charles "Tried"

[@boeitnie]

If Mr. Cubed here or anyone is interested in an actual version of Gran Turismo with motorcycles, Tourist Trophy on the PS2 was made by the same guys that made GT. It really is just GT4 with bikes rather than cars.

[@Hikarmeme]

so bassicly motogp with pgr elements and a driveclub based title

[@Grasspinks]

"No challenge is try and come last, as last as possible"

[@Foxral]

I think you should check out Deserter Simulator. It deserves a nice spot in hell because not only does it have "Simulator" in the title, but it's ALSO a mobile phone port.

[@MoonyDubMusic]

You know when you are offered something to eat but you don't trust it? Like, you see weird textures and different solidnesses and colors? Like, you're not completely sure if you actually want to eat that? The result of that is a face. THAT is my face right now.

[@BrokenSplinter]

Think the bike swaping would make more sense in a sci fi setting where the bike or car would literally change shape.

[@jaylord66999]

as i watched this i thought my fan on my computer was spinning really fast but it was the video

[@HardBoiledSmeg]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE play Burnout Takedown, such a classic game!

[@eugeneq7692]

A Game link to one of the many high pitched buzzing videos on youtube would have been equally funny.

[@bikutoso]

The last place challange must have been made, because the game always makes you win.

[@katorgahd700]

The game link never fails to disappoint.

[@RegurgitatedNews]

THE DARK ANGELS RIDE FOR THE EMPEROR.

[@alextolson3817]

I actually like the idea of changing bike during the race it could be really fun if they did it properly

[@dingle849]

I procrastinate when pooping. Thanks Nerd3 for giving me constipation :)

[@Spudda]

Those bikes sound like a bunch of air raid sirens or something

[@strilok7502]

Now can you play Ride? And also for a challenge: Ravenholm with just the gravity gun! (half life 2 )

[@solidswat2041]

At least we have Road Redemption.

[@ticklelemonade]

Why do I have three bikes...because the hints displaying at the left side all the time explain what they are all good for, like the roadsters and corners...:/ and the minimap show you ahead of time what road surface there will be

[@robloxplayerX]

Anyone notice that going 200 miles per hour in that game seems to go the same distance and most people running.

[@deitykord8804]

+GlitchedSlayer A kilometer is actually 1/10th of a mile so that's why.

[@MrGurfz]

+Deity Kord A kilometer is 1/6 of a mile ;p

[@deitykord8804]

teehee

[@RussianDave]

+Damian Hallowell A mile is 1.6km

[@Dinosbacsi]

"If you're making a driving game... Make the driving good." That's a tip EA should consider as well.

[@themegamariobros1]

The map also shows the bits where you need yellow bike.

[@oliverward6938]

Did anyone notice the little things that told you that there was a speed camera look exactly like the symbol that appeared in Watch Dogs when a civilian called 911?

[@Arexion5293]

You can switch vehicles midrace? That's actually a pretty cool idea, you could build an interesting strategic racing game around that idea! Especially if you add choice to it, by adding multiple brances to tracks, so the player would have to think how to tackle each section and with what vechile, and why. ... Why do bad games have cool ideas in them?

[@Shmoopd]

Me and Dan figured the colour thing out at exactly the same time... Spooky

[@OlieB]

It took around 11 minutes for Dan to work out what the pop up was for xD

[@Brutalette]

Maybe the bike mechanic would work better in a scifi game with a bike that transforms from real bike to rice rockets and back.

[@xenok42]

by the two minute mark, this game is not suuuper bad, music is gone, but the menu is nice enough

[@Cubeazza]

HAHA CLICK THE GAME LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION XD

[@itzlcky1576]

Ahah, not sure if this is accidental or not... Would you like a choc biscuit?

[@apahal257]

Thank you

[@leminecrafter012]

+Cubeazza jezus fuck i nearly died XD though i was kinda expecting a rickroll

[@killerxkangaroo8002]

maybe at Cosby coast there's puddin pops

[@Nathan55411]

So this is somehow worse than Everybody's Gone to the Rapture? Good fucking job MetaCritic.

[@leahlemur4931]

The bike sounds remind me of the sirens they turned on during the blitz. Have we gone back in time?

[@TJZone8]

this hurt my eyes just watching it... I had too stop..

[@pokedude583]

Seriously, who thought a motorcycle racing game needed the Sonic Heroes system? They didn't even do it well.

[@ZechsMerquise73]

Did you know, Dan? Dan Harcastle > Emma Blackery > Meghan Camarena > Wil Wheaton > Patrick Stewart. Is that five degrees or four?

[@despacito2217]

If you like a lot of chocolate on yer biscuit, you may consider joining our club.

[@RisingJake]

Racing on Cosby Coast? The game is about as coherent as Bill Cosby so I suppose it's rather appropriate.

[@skylerwilliams1097]

If he wanted a serious bike game he should play RIDE.

[@Narmatonia]

I feel like if it were a futuristic bike that changed transformer-style into the different types it would be a more interesting concept.

[@gabygirl1212]

HAHAHA THE WHOLE ENTIRE VIDEO I COULD NOT GET OVER THE FACT THAT EVERY TIME HE CHANGED TO THE CUSTOM BIKE THE DUDE CHANGED CLOTHES BAHAHAHA HE HAS LIKE THESE JEANS AND THIS LEATHER JACKET WITH THIS FUNNY HELMET AND IM JUST DYING

[@LivingDeadPunker]

Those speedcamera flashes hurts my eyes so damn much, why are they even there! What purpose do they serve?!

[@wangpasta]

to be fair the mini-map does show the ruff parts

[@ZombieSpinks]

Good god, I have blocked ears right now and it sounded like an air raid siren.

[@kronasoosanork]

This is like a game from the 80's when they hadn't quite worked out how to make a game yet

[@SharkBait19904]

So I was just looking for games to buy today. I went to my local Gamestop, the one near me is actually good, yet they didn't have the game I was looking for. So I went to the Best Buy near them and Best Buy sells some games yet not a lot. And this game actually is sold on disk for PS4. Yes, I found an actual physical copy of this game for PS4 about 2 years after this video came out. Of course I didn't buy this I just got Uncharted 4 instead.

[@kindstranger3871]

Calling bikes cars? Bows & Arrow flashbacks!!!

[@Jakewake52]

I can see what they were going for, almost like they tried to mix a rhythm game (or even a bullet hell where you need to switch colours) with a racing game. If it HAD worked where the tracks needed fast reactions and... skill, this could have worked well.

[@razzaclarke7278]

Should have gone less on graphics and more on gameplay

[@GeorgeMonet]

+Jake “Jakewak52” Wake They did go less on graphics.

[@justletmecomment6453]

Dan, two races in and you haven't noticed the red sections on the minimap are rough?

[@Cartoonman154]

The leaning doesn't seem to correspond to the turning. the character is leaning, but maneuvers like a tanker.

[@onim26]

the fucking game link

[@0gra9reuizto]

+Cannibal potato lesbian Check the channel name for the video

[@jordan3012000]

It is actually a pretty cool mechanic.

[@danesmond9634]

At least ride to hell had music

[@Squalidarity]

The motorcycles sound like bomb sirens. 0_0

[@4jess5]

haha this game was made by a person who saw a motor bike go past him once while he was in a cafe.

[@jackhanna2991]

The game doesn't seem that terrible. I feel like Dan is over exaggerating.

[@buttersddragon]

It has potential.

[@Alex-nj6rj]

that flash is so bright!!

[@thomasb9298]

finally he reviewed the game.... yes!!?

[@kaollachan]

21:50 nice grass on the walkway too

[@usec4632]

Oh god no autobahn police simulator go on steam now this is the new hell vid

[@SpiduhRidesVlogs]

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