Nerd³'s Hell... Skyscraper Simulator

[@alexeverett308]

I feel like this could be a good game, If they added some gameplay

[@marthulu6220]

Alex Everett-last or a game on general

[@bloodrunsclear]

I love the idea that for about a year over a hundred people showed up daily to work, collected their checks, then went home immediately because they had nothing to do

[@houseeka]

It is almost like that irl at big constructions though.

[@trifsith]

That title screen is literally google earth with the 3D buildings turned on, that's why it looks so bad.

[@vice88]

I was thinking that to.

[@lisabaker-y4m]

Cool

[@pamdowell7632]

IdiotDino dre

[@undercovermeow]

did you guys pre-order grass growing simulator? the pre-order bonus is that you can cut down the grass after its grown

[@JaredLegitlastname]

Dude, you should get the flower DLC!!!

[@undercovermeow]

did it came out? wow, black ops 3 can wait

[@McHeisenburger]

Don't forget the Sapling DLC!! Only £73847719475663928.99! Order now!

[@McHeisenburger]

Don't forget the Sapling DLC!! Only £73847719475663928.99! Order now!

[@arron6911]

+Botond Gergely but the best one is the animal DLC it adds cows and stuff to eat you're non MOOving grass (buy now and get the grass puns kit)

[@seancombs1188]

I calculated, if he never changed to the fastest speed, it wouldve taken two hours and forty two minutes to get to 26:05. TWO HOURS AND FORTY TWO MINUTES

[@kieranmilner1295]

Joe Beans I wonder if dayz will take longer also hopefully my grandchildren enjoy the game once fixed ahah

[@iamstewpit6740]

Is that an AngryJoe reference?

[@caitthenerd7470]

This isn't a game. This is a loading time.

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

The game is set in New York but uses Euros as currency. This simulator is so accurate.

[@nathanmartindale4822]

"It has taken two fucking years! If this was in Dubai it would've taken 8 fucking minutes to build the bloody thing!" Nerd3 2014 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@EariosRandomness]

Had to watch it at 2x speed due to sheer slowness.

[@NeoFlorian1]

Had to watch it at 0.25x speed due to sheer slowness.

[@ATerriblePlayer]

@@NeoFlorian1 My Brain hurts

[@DNHarris]

4:51 puts fingers on cheeks and squeezes in rhythm to the syllables like great Aunt Ginny used to.. Leeeee 'ahhhhhhhh.... LEEEEE.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@GretchenDawntreader]

weird, excavated an enormous rectangular hole, set a foundation in the middle, filled 80% of the hole around it BACK UP.

[@archimetropolis]

Could be basements or parking

[@megapickle9796]

I like how he digs a giant hole, only for the twats working for him to fill it all in with THE SAME EXACT DIRT

[@Tecreatoromega]

I like the concept of watching something grow on its own, but it would be better suited to an idle game, or maybe a game like mountain...and also not shit.

[@faultofdaedalus2666]

So you can't design your own buildings? Actually I would play a game like that. Just designing your own city from the ground up. That would be cool.

[@Nalpha]

city skylines with mods!

[@archimetropolis]

"with mods"

[@sindurgoku8022]

Remember Sim City 3000? It had the old World Trade Center towers in it. BOTH OF THEM. Buuuuuuut - there was no airplane crash like in SC2K.

[@thatguyonyoutube989]

I just came back to this. An oldie, but a goldie

[@BoggedDog]

The game mainly ran by google maps.

[@ZincTheChemist]

someone actually poured time into this and was proud of it... Then they were admitted to a psyche hospital.

[@archimetropolis]

@ZincTheChemist so you're deemed insane if you release a mediocre music video

[@archimetropolis]

@ZincTheChemist so you're deemed insane if you release a mediocre music video

[@greenviewproductions133]

"It looks like Google Maps has had a MASSIVE stroke" xDDDDDD

[@Reuben-ld8hd]

The bar at the bottom of the screen shows the "most replayed" being the end. Not even Dan can make this an entertaining watch.

[@MemeReviewer]

Loading screen simulator moment

[@samir.3468]

Just saw two copies of this at a Half-price Books today. For those without them in their area, yeah, for some reason they also stock games (including tabletop rpgs and the like, I found out a couple visits ago), records, CDs, DVDs, Blu-rays (not many), and various knick-knacks. They had a Gameboy Color in there today too. And a copy of Marvel vs Capcom 2 for PS2 for $50 for some reason (seriously does anyone know why? Rare game?)

[@itszyad4332]

"If this was in Dubai it would have taken 8 and a half f***in' minutes to build" -NerdCubed 2016

[@kosmokat111]

+itsdave but this vid was made in 2014

[@mikecrapse5285]

This actually loks like a fun game to play. Given some work at least. Losts of user interaction issues, non linearity, etc. But if you like property management this would be great fun

[@angrybidoof847]

You might like project high rise

[@renaigh]

this game barely scrapes the bottom of the barrel, let alone the sky.

[@Mr3D10]

So... this is basically if Cities Skylines sucked.

[@jbrothers221]

***** my god he disguised himself.

[@Mr3D10]

***** Shit, they're onto me! I guess you could say... that's how the cookie crumbles.

[@jbrothers221]

Cookie take off the costume you walrus i know you were one.

[@jbrothers221]

YES!

[@jbrothers221]

DOWN WITH THE COOKIE

[@jackalwater]

I like how this is basically just an idle game

[@FoxNamedFinn]

Rewatching this I love how Dan accidentally becomes a human trafficker

[@TC_Video_Studio]

Favelle Favco crane with Liebherr logo

[@Perktube1]

I was in that red shipping container office with the ac on watching your progress, eating take out and sleeping on the cot.

[@danielflanard8274]

Yay he randomly got my name

[@johntheguy214]

His name is Daniel.

[@deejay877]

JohnTheGuy And mine is.

[@danieljenkins5533]

same here :)

[@m.d.h.1388]

⬆ See my name is daniel

[@dinodare1605]

***** Joe?

[@garychapman7776]

"This is the darkest timeline" - PMSL

[@TheIspiderOno]

Look! It's one of them simulators all those young people be talkin' about!

[@LordShadow144]

Anyone else notice the layer of bones in the texture around the square he was building on?

[@perpetualsystems]

Best gaem evar 101/10

[@mygrhfurphoneplayhdjegdjdu9957]

That game link though.

[@ryancl03]

"it looks like google maps has had some massive stroke" lol

[@holainirish8931]

You know how it always rains for you, Dan? Well right now it's fucking psychotic outside.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Somehow, Cities: Skylines turned out waaaayyy more fun.. Hmmmmmmm I wonder whyyyy

[@noobsvsplayers1317]

+KirbyMario12345 Building done

[@StrazdasLT]

because skylines is a traffic simulator, not construction simulator.

[@peanutbutter8573]

The ad was dreamies and it was 20sec long and the skip ad in 20sec👍 well played well played

[@matthewwaddington2777]

This is like North Somerset Councils construction projects!

[@McHeisenburger]

About as engaging as tree simulator.

[@LucasoftheSlimes]

So, if you played at normal speed, it would take about 6.8 hours to get through 1 in-game year. Jeez.

[@JacstaDeedubze]

gotta love that game link...

[@janecowie3626]

" i can make somthing beter than that out of paper" the forshadowing of his 1st vr video DRAMA

[@Snaily]

For some reason I have this video burned into my memory. I have 0 idea why. Maybe it's because it was uploaded a week before my 13th birthday? But then surely it would be the video from my 13th that I remember, not this random episode of Hell.

[@Resetium]

Grats on getting 1 mil views on this

[@hoppie3512]

Game looks next gen when you cross your eyes

[@coolcoke4353]

That game made my head literally hurt. Who makes these games??

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

coolcoke4353 ppl who don't know how to make gamez

+ScienceDiscoverer You're wrong. These games are made by people who don't give a shit about quality and just want to make money without putting effort into their work.

[@dylandunn4724]

+coolcoke4353 I love this game. It's slow because you need to hire atleast 2 or 3 things until the end or when you're about to go bankrupt.

[@jelpy]

Guys click the game link in the description. You can get it for free.

[@gabrielferdinandsson64]

Got this when I was 8, didnt understand shit

[@QuacksXD]

lmao

[@davetakketeef4170]

lovely how the building doesnt even have a door xD

[@christianbabin8165]

welcome to waiting times the game

[@MareTranquil]

Right now, this video has EXACTLY 1.000.000 views. I mean, its logical that a lot of videos have that at some point in time, bit its still super-weird to see that number...

[@shanerighton520]

this game should be called slave trade that takes 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,063 years to complete

[@cyrusthevirus3295]

this guy is way better than pewdiepie

[@jadenbellerby5174]

There's a game which is excactly the same as sim tower. It's called theme hotel and it's free and you don't have to download it.

[@George_Azeria]

Your last two points are both great reasons to never play that game

[@HanZie82]

Takes a whole minute to realize its a google maps 3 picture. LMFAO NEXT!

[@yudaman231]

I had to watch this at double speed.

[@WhatIMakeIsRandom]

It's basically Google Earth in 3D mode.

[@WhatIMakeIsRandom]

And why ft is it euros in America?

[@michaelr4226]

you know it takes over 8yrs to make an actual building

[@mistertagnan]

Not in Dubai in Dubai it takes 8 minutes! And of course I'm joking

[@VinceHere98]

3/10 where is the World Trade Center (new one)? All I see is 7 world trade -IGN

[@carljohnson621]

seems they were too lazy to make it...

[@flinchfu]

+I'll take a potato chip.... And eat it! 1:40 There's a cluttered open patch west of the "Home Insurance Plaza" This sat pic must've been taken before the memorials were built.

[@maxfi878]

The game was made in like 2010.

[@borediideath6526]

Even Google Earth looks better than this shit.

[@EM81YT]

Well...... THE TITLE SCREEN IS GOOGLE EARTH

[@butterytoast7746]

I played this game because it was part of a pack of simulators I bought LOL

[@Buchaven959]

Earned some serious interest on that Trump joke!

[@megapickle9796]

I think this game's got potential. If they made it fun, then it would be pretty good

[@yoyo-jn5wp]

*Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig* An hour later, *Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig**Dig* Oh Nerd..

[@natkiabrown3067]

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[@rdococ]

Maybe you should at least give the game the respect to read what it's telling you. For example, the tutorial box told you how to close it.

[@evil001987]

Basically playing it badly and blaming it on the game...

[@sharkymcsnarkface6642]

Can you really blame him? Closing a tutorial box should be easy with or without written instructions

[@imbibe9891]

Someday, there will be preordered DLC. As in PRE DAY ONE DLC. on that day, I will find a way to end the company that did it.

[@Hb9k]

Like the fallout 4 season pass?

[@Enkabard]

Yeah, aren't season passes just that ? Preordering dlc.

[@imbibe9891]

I guess that's true

[@esoopthederp7672]

soo evolve?

[@zachary1448]

I like how the time is so fast what will it be like at the highest speed

[@vrefjyn]

AWESOME

[@keegangouthro7009]

I remember this video

[@blurbmchoy5326]

3:17 : "There's a load of fap going on here." ~Daniel Hardcastle 2014

[@breadpt.2351]

Spencer Barton i am so glad you noticed that because i didnt

[@George_Azeria]

Faff.

[@notmyzticV]

One day we will use those videos for interrogation

[@netzach7]

They are all meshs 0:42

[@ronanmates7812]

holy shit i just did the math and it would take 18.25 days to reach tree years in game at the normal speed

[@illuminarty9145]

More like bottom of the barrelscraper simulator.

[@quagenheimer]

$20 this is a German game.

[@allenlohr1897]

The background on the starting screen is Google maps

[@Brickyard4738]

7:36 lol

[@crittermoded]

Did y'all read any of the worker names?

[@santo_street]

hell

[@Ryan1236]

Michael bay movies are the best!!!

[@ItachiUchiha-lk7pn]

whats up Nerd3

[@Fearagen]

valve: hey we would put this on the steam store but it has little to no gameplay also known as a youtube video and it took me 2 hr's at full speed creator: I don't care valve: ok but if it gets bad reviews we will take it down and vac ban you for wasting peoples time with a little to zero gameplay game creator: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU valve: vac ban on record last ban 0 yy/mm/ss creator: ;-; ;-; ;-;

[@bowtieproductions6708]

wow. no link. doctor who video. props for the who though!

[@harrisonhallinan5722]

Its going to take an hour ok

[@emmagya7256]

16:40 Max Craine 3

[@awesomeman9227]

Is it sad this this game looks cool to me?

[@bartholomewdan]

I think it would be more appealing if done right. In this state it's a mess but if it received some major overhauls then it wouldn't be half bad.

[@alfiesouthernwood6572]

Ok good game

[@m.d.h.1388]

So 9/11 is because God messed up his save game?

[@IngmarsGross]

Actually its Apple Maps 3D view... :D

[@memeking3380]

whats the meaning of procrastinators?

[@markjonathanprepena1280]

Just asking, why his voice at the intro is like that?

[@Likesouh]

Oh and were bankrupt...Thank fuck *End*

[@bradysnook]

I played the game and once I played it once it didn't start after I played it!!

[@demago3265]

Thebeast 98 That's not a loss.... That's a gift

[@bradysnook]

WarriorDemago Oh, I WAS HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@demago3265]

Thebeast 98 Lol good

[@vector1955]

Did they make this in Google Earth?

[@70sman]

It looks like apple maps.

[@hydronpowers9014]

I almost puke at the start

[@deltacx1059]

the video on the search minue has this video with no views

[@txpghost18]

an evacuator?