Nerd Test | Don McMillan Comedy

[@janda1258]

That "no" had me bawling in laughter

[@revengefrommars]

I responded with "sharing violation!" which is yet more proof I'm a nerd.

[@garrghhh]

That was good - esp. the timing / suddenness of that interjection. The "Whoooaa!" and double-take out of him was really good (in particular , relative quickness and timing). The "no" was funny, but his response made me crack quite a bit more. Also, I think that audience member might be in the "socially awkward/obsessive" category from one of his other bits (though, surprisingly, sounded female). Giggity? Lmao.

[@ameyakale2739]

Don is truly the Don. Absolutely had me screaming at Internet Service Provider XD

[@bungle0h521]

"i think he was a Vista kid" giggles - but, this is how im going to refer to younger family members from now on

[@jaminhughes7507]

I was concerned that I was apparently not a nerd. Turns out, my 2 points were enough! 😆

[@wayneyadams]

I laughed so hard, my side hurt. It is refreshing to see someone intelligent who can make us laugh withpout profanity.

[@oriontigley5089]

oh, I don't know about that. Get him talking about pi... it gets vulgar

[@wayneyadams]

@@oriontigley5089 What are you talking about? Either you and I have completely different definitions of vulgar or you just like making contrary comment. Give me a specific example of where he gets vulgar. Contrary to what you lefist progressives may believe, you don't get to make unsubstantiated remarks, Facts are what matter, give me an example of a vulgar statement. By the way, look up the deinition of vulgar in a real dicitonary before you answer.

[@oriontigley5089]

@@wayneyadams I... are you being serious? I was making a joke that he's so passionate about the number pi that he gets vulgar. You know those things? Jokes? The kinds of things a comedian tells? Also, why did you just assume I'm left leaning??? My comment wasn't even remotely political!

[@wayneyadams]

@@oriontigley5089 Yes, I do enjoy jokes. Sorry about the misunderstanding, but there are so many imbeciles out there that make these kinds of comments, sometimes it's hard to tell who is joking and who isn't.

[@A_A_K_123]

Don is awesome. Nerd power!

[@SuperMartynSmith]

Original comedy. Love it

[@n1vca]

That clip is already a classic... absolutely brilliant 😂

[@KremitDeFrog]

When asked your oldest child's age.. "00010000"..

[@reedr7142]

This guy is comedic gold.

[@paulremick4291]

This guy is so original and funny

[@Auday365]

The laugh of the day 😂 Thank you @Don

[@MetalMikeandPersis]

Love you Don, thanks for the laughs! 👍🙋‍♀️🙋

[@keionhaku2615]

If one knows their total and it's 0-10 points I guess that makes one a Schrodinger's nerd

[@willemkauffeld7679]

That makes him a lying nerd

[@katovasiya]

This is a really good one

[@joe_z]

3:01 I was so sure it was going to be a repeat of the joke from last slide. Would have been equally funny.

[@torquaymouse2236]

That was great!

[@cptjfk]

Hi Don! May I say I loooove your humor. I'm (obviously) a nerd. And your videos circle my posts a lot. Would you be okay with it, if I'd do some of those bits translated for a German audience? I'm doing a little standup/improv and I would so love to bring this to the anglophobe nerds :D

[@TintagelEmrys]

How many points is it if you refer to ages in hexadecimal?

[@yvan2563]

+3 for Hex +4 for Binary -5 for Octal because who the hell uses Octal?

[@wanorman2007]

I had to look up Fry's. Never heard of it, but the joke works. For me it would have worked with "Radio Shack."

[@revengefrommars]

Nowadays if you mention Fry's and they start crying, they're a nerd. (See, Fry's went out of business...)

[@YoSpiff]

@@revengefrommars Yes, it was a sad time in history. I used to make a pilgrimage over there every Friday at lunch hour, sale ad in hand with items circled.

[@badsubtitles498]

Some people class you based on your star sign, us nerds do it based on your microsoft sign

[@tanguasimtu5823]

Enjoyed this... Also ... I may be a nerd.... If..I go to McDonald's .. order at the register.... Find out that I have order 147 ... location tag 29 and are sitting at table 103... I figure It means my number is really 279.... (did this today ... without a thought... added the 3 numbers in my head....) 😀

[@iq0578]

The real nerd test is how much you laugh

[@jeremyvonhatten5811]

Saw you live in Arizona and you were hilarious. Please come to Chicago!

[@helenetrstrup4817]

7 points... Huh. I mean, yes, I know I'm a nerd. And still being virgin counts for half my score. Yay. 🤣

[@MckensyLong]

"No"... "Who said that?" I think guy was looking for a date. lol

[@MikeSmith-ch7jv]

Great content brother! However, the part about Fry's made me question the age of this video. I live in the Houston area and all the Fry's stores have been gone for years. Three weeks ago Don can still go to his local nerd adult entertainment facility. living the dream my man.

[@livedandletdie]

A lot of these jokes seem not applicable to nerds in general and b, not with the times, however, seeing as he's most likely mostly performing for middle aged folks, his jokes cannot be too up to date or none of them would get the jokes.

[@joshuarosen465]

You beat me to it. Either this is a really old video or he's not a real nerd. Fry's went bankrupt and all the stores are gone. What's more it's been in serious decline for years. I was in Silicon Valley just before the pandemic and I went to the Sunnyvale store, something I've been doing for decades whenever I go to the Valley. It was desolate, not the place I remember from the 20th century and early 21st. Any real nerd would know this.

[@NoName-ik2du]

Looks like an old bit to me. I did put the website he has on the slides into the Wayback Machine to see the oldest possible date it could be, and it has entries going all the way back to 2001 (so not terribly helpful). I'm guessing this clip's about a decade old. Even if it's not and the jokes are outdated, that doesn't make them not funny (at least to me). He's an old nerd, so he'll have an older nerd experience.

[@PandorasBox2]

lmfao Nerd God level here

[@PtrOBrn]

Totally texting my wife a smiley fave next time.

[@gblargg]

1:38 8GB cache? I need to be homeless for a day.

[@LucidDreamer54321]

If I take a test and find that I am a nerd, does that mean I passed the test or failed it?

[@pyglik2296]

That means the result is positive. Whether it's a good thing or not depends on you.

[@marcoguanellanavarre315]

Geek test 👌

[@PixelaGames2000]

I think I found my favorite comedian

[@hummel6364]

1:11 how about 2^4? Sorry I am not a "real engineer", I only do software.

[@davidt3956]

That's very dated, Fry's is gone. How many points do I get for knowing that?🤣

[@orac229]

wow just awesome

[@claudiomariotti95]

Amazing 😂

[@senditall152]

That was nice and funny

[@hundvd_7]

1:20 Wait, so how many points do I get for 0001000 or 0x10?

[@TiroDvD]

"Cash" vs "cache".

[@JKumar100]

Is there a price for being your 100th like or something? Excellent humor as always

[@TheSmallzfry]

Nah, only for nice round numbers like 128 or 256

[@JKumar100]

@@TheSmallzfry 100 is a nice round number. The square root is a perfect 10. Or maybe it's only for the value of pi like being the 314th like, yk?

[@davebathgate]

​@@JKumar100so that would make it a nicely squared up number.

[@codymadeiro7906]

Hay don how many points do I get for realizing question 4 has 2 "a" options and is missing a "c"?

[@Themetalwookie666]

Sir I passed that test with flying colors years ago when I turned down a date because Halo 3 came out and I really wanted to play it.

[@Cyberlisk]

Why isn't 00010000 an option for the child age question? :(

[@JonatasAdoM]

"I need at least 16" Somethings never change.

[@crackwitz]

Everyone missed the Windows Me joke (millennium edition). 1:20 or 1:15

[@AdityaGupta-je6qv]

1:14 Me who says 10000 (binary)

[@glebanufriev]

regarding the age thought you'll have something in hexadecimal or binary xD

[@ikecoldd2]

I got 17 points 🤓 Also the default google nerd face emoji haunts my nightmaqres like wt* is that thing

[@jscorse2001]

Bonus points for ipv6?

[@DaveAronson]

Ha, I came to the comments to say exactly that!

[@oldmanstumpie1061]

LOL

[@berndbrotify]

Hmm, no one home under that IP-address. Do I get an extra point for trying it though?

[@Hamidplzz]

thank you doctor

[@FurriousFox]

The last part was the real nerd test yea, literally only nerds actually count the points

[@wuseling]

I have almost the maximum score (I was born long before C64, CP/M, OS/2, ....)

[@randallulrich]

CP/M. Wow.......I haven't heard that referenced since 1982. You must also be from the punch card age like I am.

[@NyanCoder]

How did he know that I was lying on my bed? 🤨

[@JoshuaEisenbart]

4 points. Still a virgin. Many of those questions simply didn't apply to me. However, I was on my Junior High math team, and got 7 medals (out of 8 possible) in Academic Pentathlon. Also was in Academic Decathlon in high school, and did similarly well. Not congruently.

[@supernerd4623]

At last, I know for certain. Gone are the days of having an identity crisis over my username!

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

I don't have kids, but if I did, I would like them to call me "Mike Ford", after my own father.

[@studio48nl]

My home address is ::1 🤔🤣

[@fezvcdhrftzvcswe2903]

I think i failed the test

[@wybren]

I was like: Norton is for the noobz boy. Also: shit, I guess I am a nerd

[@potato_dbd]

Trapper before he was taken by the entity.

[@m4rt_]

1. I don't have kids... N/A 2. I'll give myself 1 point for that one. If they're actually looking for my physical home address, I'll give them that, if not I'll give them my website, and I don't hand out my IP. 3. I don't have kids... N/A 4. B, 2 points. 5. What's Fry's? I'm not from the USA. N/A 6. ... C, 4 points. 7. no idea N/A 8. no idea N/A Total: 7 points. ... I'm a Nerd.

[@garrghhh]

Btw, you missed a key option for the last question ("Before having sex..."): d) Put on your robe and wizard hat 😉

[@JamesPetts]

Surely one of the answers for the child's age should be 0x10?

[@AlphaGator9]

What about when you giver address in Hexadecimal? ;) :)

[@alisoncrista1799]

Home is actually 127.0.0.1

[@TiryaC]

8 GB of RAM... 😄

[@DonkeyYote]

IPv4 ? my home address is IPv6

[@Mistahkozo]

15 💀

[@adamloga3788]

So, does that mean that with 4 points that I'm an Amish Nerd?

[@frankmayer559]

So I‘m an amish nerd…

[@FreekHoekstra]

How old is your kid? 0b10000 Nerd level over 9000

[@dnxtbillgates]

I pinged the IP address

[@gregoriodia]

Why Norton? So you get no protection at all?

[@logiccloudit6983]

I can't be the only one who did a WHOIS lookup on that IP address... Right?

[@erikawilliams9558]

Is it sad one of the "c" answers actually applies to me?

[@radioactiveassassin5218]

I got 4 points, but only because I'm virgin and not live in US. That being said, still a nerd

[@SQU1GG73Z]

They way i said 20...

[@Rob_Dingemans]

What about, if you refer to your home address via GPS coordinates? Hmm, age in hexadecimal number ;-) Homeless guy, give him/her bitcoins :-))

[@akaraven66]

So here I was thinking I will add this up, gave myself half points for knowing the joke, thought there is no way my score can make me a nerd... "If you know your score you are a nerd" ...sonofabitch.

[@Kenneth2413]

Unfortunately Fry's went out of business.

[@Michael_Thomas134]

I scored a zero, no lies.

[@ericbillingsley7885]

i thought before that i am a nerd so i took this test to prove that then i got scared because i didnt have the highest score but then because i knew how many points i had... I AM STILL A NERD btw thx for ideas to get me more points if i do this in he future

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

He should be using Microcentre and not Fry's.

[@gonpala]

what about when I lost my virginity for second time?

[@dariotenorio7241]

hello, the question about the homeless person had an error. it said a) b) a).

[@codymadeiro7906]

rats I just noticed, you beat me by 5 days

[@ISleepWithAFanOn]

3:11 - The Catholic church be like:

[@thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411]

?

[@impact0r]

Nerd wouldn't be caught dead with a Windows, so would not refer to his kids with Windows releases. That's a dork. Nerd wouldn't be using Norton AntiVirus (despise of Windows and its propensity to malware). That's a dork.

[@Sir.M]

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