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[@wombleking]

I've never shouted "it's a toilet roll holder!" so loudly in my life.

[@alexeverett308]

"Today we're gonna be looking at some more blind bags" *Proceeds to slide on boxes of varying size and shape*

[@truemetalsonic]

glitter is hell... my mum once dropped some in the bathroom and being a much used area - we all got it on our socks and didnt really care (at the time). So when the socks got washed - everything was covered in glitter, eventually it disappeared from the clothes after a couple washes but our skin just randomly collected glitter - it was everywhere. the carpet, the chairs, our beds, the walls - for at least 5 or 6 years, we were covered in bits of glitter. "you've got glitter on your face" - i fucking know.

[@ladycathy1486]

truemetalsonic てゃt 意思 甘人が！

[@Frounkie]

truemetalsonic glitter never leaves *insert Vietnam flashback*

[@joshcook983]

That peacock was worth $40... oh well

[@chrisdrew1768]

no, It was worth 50p, card board glitter and molding

[@Josephemer]

Honestly, it looks like something a 4 year old made in arts and crafts.

[@kinnikuboneman]

I doubt it was worth anything

[@danielbeards9890]

"Worth", of course, meaning "what some dick bag charged for it on Ebay" lol

[@GirishManjunathMusic]

09:17 and now I want more episodes of Dan just hoovering his desk.

[@BevansDesign]

I've never seen someone do that with such spite. 10/10

[@Mikemonster311]

When the peacock was noted as ultra rare I could not stop laughing

[@aljowen]

Could we have a new video series called "Nerd³ Hoovers"? I imagine it would be oddly satisfying to watch you dust your entire Lego collection.

[@sn0wblind133]

Dan's slowly turning into Ashens. All he needs now is a blowtorch and a brown sofa :)

[@ccleake1]

Jasper Delien The "Brown Sofa" name and likeness is copyrighted work of Ashens. And reference to said sofa or copycat sofas will be met with swift and brutal legal action.

[@satsukilarge4826]

Was anyone worried for the road plates since they cost a fortune

[@chrisdrew1768]

I'm mortified

[@SegginsProductions]

No no, it's cut away from yourself and towards trott.

[@chrisdrew1768]

the point went steait over you then

[@SegginsProductions]

Its a Hat films joke

[@lalnablehector1285]

#vactrott

[@wernt0]

But what if you are Trott?

[@Showjumper20081]

Hello you charities

[@MTLoveridge]

"I've bought some radioactive condoms" Daniel Hardcastle 2016

[@peytonfaz]

I died when he found out it was ultra rare xD

[@DeathnoteBB]

Sorcerer Panza I dont even like blind bags but anything ultra rare is important to me

[@Eddiee757]

DeathnoteBB it was only worth like 50p

[@polishenglish8356]

I loved the hoovering action :D

[@lounb3212]

asmr Lego hoovering

[@jocaleb0236]

"There's a regular a shiny and a dandruff version." Daniel Hardcastle 2016

[@WirlWind494]

You bought things labelled "For Girls!" and didn't expect the glitter?

[@WillWatches]

It was obviously a peacock

[@Blue-yi6ij]

William Mcmeekin i thought you wrote peecock i.e. FTM packers and binders and i was really really confused

[@bravo5346]

i thought it was a turkey

[@danmack3173]

"It was obviously a peacock" "I didn't know the furry fandom was popular in Judaism" Well then

[@lief6383]

ikr i mean seriously

[@danmack3173]

The Idiodyssey I'm aware, I just love how it all comes together

[@viper1884]

stick thing is a TP holder number 246 TP is right above it 252 13:10

[@CrabQueen]

Hammer is no blowtorch, but it'll do.

[@chromaspark1257]

It was 246 - Toilet roll holder.

[@McHeisenburger]

Why do I enjoy watching a grown man clean glitter off his Lego?

[@jasonzabbidou1389]

Because of the sudden elevation of the situation. He jut suddenly got so fucking pissed and then he angrily destroys what's making him pissed in the most tame and passive aggressive way possible.

[@victor97O6]

We need those last things, but with lenny faces, they'd sell millions on the cyberweb.

[@Trash_prince]

12:05 Dan, it's boviously a Bunny Rabbit World War II Model 24 Stielhandgranate, designed to blow up crowds of American infantries

[@PixelatedH2O]

Actually took me a second to remember I wasn't watching Ashens. I can't wait for the time when Dan just gives up and torches everything including his LEGO.

[@gferrol118]

The Hoover made me remember the old videos where it sounded like you were living in a jet engine

[@detti7420]

"A regular, a shiny and a dandruff one" Dan-2016

[@EggNogg]

i feel that dan will do the lego advent calender in december?

[@jameasmccreery6387]

AGEoghan lets hope he does one with ashen (like last year)

[@TheNephilimofEmpireCity]

AGEoghan no I want him to do a PlayMobil one so the Grass mask curse can infect this channel

[@whiskysmith9014]

+The Nephilim of Empire City well. I hope you're happy...

[@TheNephilimofEmpireCity]

Seamus Cook Yes. Yes I am

[@AndreiTache]

This has been the most entertaining video on this channel by a long shot! Especially loved the 5 min hoover scene!

[@TRGTACE]

Never thought I'd see a grown man hovering glitter off his lego modular set. Tough times.

[@eptio9849]

ashens really needs to get dan on one of his reviews

[@yellowdash3456]

That Animal Jam code you ripped up, yeah uhh... It gives you one of the rarest items in the game.

[@connorhawes2013]

Yellowdash34 do you really think Dan cares?

[@yellowdash3456]

+Connor Hawes No not really.

[@annaphylactic_shock]

Yellowdash34 what does it even give you that could possibly be so important?

[@yellowdash3456]

It gives you a pet mouse that follows your character around, and you can dress up. And in case you're curious: The reason it doesn't give you a peacock is because pet peacocks already existed in the in-game stores when the toy came out.

[@seannnn6]

At least Ashens normally lets people have the codes

[@AnonEyeMouse]

You got 252 and 246 - Toilet roll and toilet roll holder. You shove the stich up the toilet roll.... it's filthy!

[@guerillagrueplays6301]

You know, I remember when you could get crap like this for 50 cents from gumball machines.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Guerilla Grue Plays You still can too

[@gajbooks]

The thing with the stick is made by the same company that makes the Plumbus. It can be called the "Plambus".

[@PAW4960]

"It's like a rabbit with a chicken's twat" Laughed so hard I woke my son up.

[@canooneggy9074]

"Radioactive condoms" -Daniel Hardcastle 2k16 😂😂😂

[@Hamatabo]

they're banana flavored

[@JoeCavanaugh]

You do realize Murdoch owns National Geographic now.

[@JasmineBrowneyes]

6:47 Somewhere around the United States, is a 6-16 year old crying for that code.

[@Kaimanshead]

That bunny with a stick on it was actually a toilet roll holder, you could put the other toilet roll on to it to make it look like two different toilet rolls.

[@DocProctor]

You know the hoover won't get all the glitter, and Dan's gonna find it all over his flat for the next six months to come... :D

[@TheMonyarm]

The peacock sells for about 8 bucks on ebay.

[@WarhammerGeek]

Not worth the effort.

[@onepunchman8296]

I just saw one for 40 dollars....

[@WarhammerGeek]

One Punch Man That's nuts.

[@parkeradelaide4579]

One Punch Man bahaha

[@silvergaming5684]

One Punch Man I saw one for 55

[@Ponderpine]

Just his luck, he happened to get the most glitteriest, weirdest looking AJ blind box pet. Also he's so angry about glitter :3 6:10 Aaaand he happened to get the rarest one too, it's hilarious. :3

[@andyba01]

It's a bog roll holder with a big roll fixed to it and a separate big roll. It's next to the toilet brush in the picture 252 and 246

[@HighScoreOfOne]

Hoover on lego..... you're playing a dangerous game my friend

[@imtootiredforthis7694]

i think the animal jam one was a chocobo from the final Fantasy games, that has had its ass exploded

[@MintBiscuit]

Fear The Enderman no m4

[@Eddie-jt6pk]

"A rabbit with a chickens twat" words of wisdom right there people.

[@endermitten3019]

This is why Dan is my favorite youtuber

[@crimson3362]

housekeeping with nerdcubed

[@CarrickLightstar]

Do you ever have those moments where you sit there and realise 'i'm watching a man hoover glitter off of a lego set and I probably shouldn't be ok with that, but I am'.

[@chamoo232]

That stick thing was literally right next to the brush thing on the picture. It's the stick and the paper roll on top of it.

[@pandalover1518]

Why can't you enjoy for once in your life the joy of opening a surprise!

[@The97gtrs]

Both of the other ones were toilet paper rolls. They were right next to the brush on that picture. 252 and 246.

[@Rebel_Winds]

Might be time to adopt the blowtorch of shame?

[@klopferator]

Part of me just dies a little inside when you use your lego as an anvil, Dan.

[@sock____]

Dan is just the Gordon Ramsay of Blind bags.

[@TeamFortress2SGR]

6:02 That is clearly a *peacock*... Come on man..?

[@10Or106]

you should have an animator animate one of the episodes where you are angrily rambling trying to open a toy

[@xXDeadTuberXx]

8:50 Nerdcubed ASMR

[@sandweed4340]

Next Christmas Dan should do a bunch of mystery boxes instead of an advent calendar

[@connorm2054]

Hoovering your Lego city due to a glitter explosion by an ultra rare peacock. Only NerdCubed

[@blobstar123blob4]

10:36 'I've bought some raidioactive condoms' -Daniel Hardcastle, 2016

[@LemonLimeMan]

I fear for the well-being of that Lego baseplate.

[@gabe5014]

The ultra rare peacock he destroyed...how many kids wanted that hahaha

[@NobleFlare]

Jokes on you Dan, that glitter is gonna be there forever.

[@kittysplode]

"i'm going to have to hoover my lego after this dickhole" is what i always dreamt dan would say about me

[@cantorlok2815]

I'm going to start using "zelf" as a "self" replacement.

[@ViolacTrough]

Count Orlok don't do that to your zelf. It's just zelfish and irresponsible.

[@dutchpascale]

Count Orlok zelf is actually Dutch for self

[@cantorlok2815]

Pascale van Gils Well I'm not going to tell myzelf to start speaking Dutch.

[@dutchpascale]

Nah that would be crasy. :p

[@toomanytricks4448]

its a joke buddy

[@joeyscerbo7776]

Around 5:48 he did something like that in the chef Job Simulator video!

[@faiebul]

the edward cullen of trolls

[@savannahgallagher8463]

The nine dislikes are 10 year old girls who are pissed that Dan broke their precious ultra rare peacock.

[@sircaramelofcanadia4743]

NerdCubed Completes - Dan Hoovers Lego

[@DraperPeanut]

I just watched a hoover for 30 seconds and im ok with that!

[@thecadle92]

Did we just watch Dan hoovering? Yes. Yes we did 😂

[@apertureemployee215]

Radioactive condoms being the best birth control money could buy in the 50s. Also a great name for a band

[@zerothe6pixkid874]

the nerdiest thing to say "does It equippet in any way"

[@beeatchfairy28]

you are hilarious!!! thank you I needed a good giggle

[@BoxEaterSkelly]

Those blind bags were about as pleasant as haemorrhoids.

[@Retr-xr1jh]

i love his rants so much

[@alunarwaffle9495]

"Captain America didn't have glitter; he was just a piece of shit"- Nerd³ 2016

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

This is why Ashens keeps a torch.

[@chaochap6390]

Was I the only one hoping that Dan would vacuum the animal jam monstrosity with his hoover?

[@jenniferskye3230]

Dan was really channeling his inner Ashens with this video lol

[@Runefangice1]

This is why we love Dan

[@gaspar19991]

I want a montage of Dan struggling to open stuff :D:D

[@perfect_raider]

Someone send Dan a whole box of just glitter

[@pdizzle707]

I dont know why but the hoover part cracked me up

[@bookmuppet]

loved the short pauze after " ultra rare " lol

[@ditheraith]

It's a bog roll holder, Dan, number 246

[@gferrol118]

Fucking hell, this was almost a year ago?... I bet he's still finding that glitter

[@NerdPulseGaming]

Super, ultra rare event... Dan hoovers his LEGO set 😄

[@1234laurs]

Hey Dan! Do you have CFS still? I've had it for a few years and watching your videos has really lifted my mood when times get tough! You're hilarious! Just wanted to ask what do you do to alleviate the CFS tiredness or how have you beaten CFS? x

[@krepidusdickie7585]

I don't know why I found the Vacuum part so funny... but damn.

[@MegaBoRnToPlAy]

"Radioactive condom" lmfao 😂😂😂

[@osbaldoherrera9574]

well i think somebody needs a hug

[@detti7420]

*jump cut* ok so I have attempted to nurse it back to health

[@pointlesscastaway]

the alliteration is strong with this one

[@cherylhall5094]

Iv never been so excited to watch a grown man u wrap kids toys

[@StardustWhip]

It'd be funny if it turned out you got, like, the rarest ones for all of these. And some little kid is out there with their jaw dropped as you dismiss them as s**t.

[@rileyledyard4350]

8:18 had to stop and say, you went full Ashens there, wow

[@AkumaNoTenshi2309]

Dan got 246 (base toilet roll), 252 (toilet roll) and 262 (toilet brush)

[@justanotherpiccplayer3511]

"Nerdcubed does ashens channel" Good shit 👍

[@knockoff_oreo83]

i saw children's toys break a man today