DAZ WATCHES WORST INFOMERCIALS

[@dazgames]

Leave all your “didn’t daz react to tiddy bare already?” comments here.

[@rumpystumpy784]

“didn’t daz react to tiddy bare already?”

[@trobinson458]

Hey daZ BIG FAN BEEN WATCHING FOR YEARS

[@bluh.6652]

I love these you are hilarious plz keep reacting i love your vids

[@kaxxlekaylee1992]

@@rumpystumpy784 I think he did. Why is he doing it again🤔🤔??

[@ashtondacosta1951]

Mate your a legend daz I watched you for a long time😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@itssassysarah]

“AND A WHAT WHEN WHO A FUCKEN” is everything

[@Hi-rv1tn]

Someone just liked this

[@nialee898]

I almost peed 🤣

[@jerullium1947]

MY FAV MOMENT HAHA

[@cameronmathis2344]

I choked on my own spit laughing

[@cvntracha]

I’m fucking dying bro 😂😂

[@cr4zy_w0lf_exe48]

Daz really found his inner Ramsay for this one: “and a what, when, who a-fuckin?!?”

[@elliebradford2945]

That’s what I thought. He turned into Gordon for a second.

[@Hannah-fx9iw]

Lol

[@pixienyx4306]

That killed me 🤣🤣

[@jazzyyazzy1994]

Nearly spat out my tea hahaha

[@TheWangspangler]

18:46

[@starblade757]

Alternate title: Daz becomes Gordon Ramsey for 2 minutes "Its Fucken Raw!!"

[@sskyzon]

Not gonna lie he rlly was being Gordon

[@thepinkpanda3821]

I was laughing sooo much because he acts exactly like Gordon lmao 😂

[@katrina6816]

I was just waiting for him to say "we have to get Gordon Ramsey to react to this shit"

[@RC-se1we]

"Fresh Frozen Chef" 🧑‍🍳

[@gamertrey5399]

lmao I'm dead XD

[@brandymcnamee7880]

I love that they felt it necessary to spell T-I-D-D-Y out loud. 🤣

[@xGh0st_b0ix]

"thats T-i-d-d-y bear :D"

[@kirbo-withknifo7428]

“I want to be a full time Tiddy Bear!” Daz’s daughter in the other room: What the fuck.

[@ezra_chan9953]

Why can i imagine that 😂😂

[@kadenplays573]

Nice profile picture and name

[@kirbo-withknifo7428]

@@kadenplays573 :)

[@stephanienoblet8503]

I remember that commercial from Worlds Dumbest I miss that show

[@Louiselynch214]

@@ezra_chan9953 why can I aswell

[@katlynnsmith3427]

Daz: "fuck me...this woman hates food, she hates it." Lady: "and a can of cola :D" Daz: "AND A WHAT, WHEN, WHO UH FUCKIN?!" 😂😂

[@tommyoneil6977]

😂😂😂

[@Nellz_nell]

That line he said made me laugh

[@kimoniki21]

🤣😭😂❤️

[@user-vu4ow4nt1i]

He's iconic

[@trojanhorseLmao]

Lady: "yes cola." Daz: "yes we saw."

[@DonaldDuck1698]

Daz: “I am a chef at heart” (COOKING SIMULATOR FLASHBACKS)

[@symph0nyofdestruction.]

I FUCKING LOVE THAT SERIES 💀

[@Katie_Pickel2003]

I was literally about to comment this! 🤣🤣🤣

[@pennypitner4039]

Omg I remember that I loved it when his burger like when the stove blew up. Lol

[@Pattmore]

*EXPLOSION*

[@camrynwatches487]

FR

[@AYEEITSYARA]

I DIED AT THE PART WHEN HE SAID “just grab your cat when he’s feeling Ill and WRRRUUUIIGH “ 😂😂😂

[@ethenhilbink221]

Yeah that cracks me up every single time I see it, that is so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@RedRose0395]

14:32 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AutisticBearLover]

I CHOKED ON MY GUM WHEN THAT CAME ON

[@2582rn]

Me: “oh that looks yum..” Daz: “That’s disgusting” Me: “Yeah disgusting”

[@Mystic_25]

I thought the same thing

[@benjaminreynolds9906]

Same here

[@bigmanayo1982]

I actually thought that at the start but then as daz commentated it got worse and worse

[@benjaminreynolds9906]

@@bigmanayo1982 i totally agree

[@SoggyCroissants]

I mean they looked alright ig? Don't think I'd eat them tho, I like properly cooked fresh meal lol

[@redphraze7243]

The fact that Daz is actually seriously annoyed with the lady’s cooking- and I’m just dying with laughter 💀🖐✨

[@zomb7e_]

ok

[@huh3829]

@@zomb7e_ don't be that person that doesn't take jokes, please

[@zomb7e_]

@@huh3829 what? all i said was ok

[@dripaliousbatman]

your pfp is *gold* ✨✨✨✨

[@summerlicious7699]

😂

[@JessieStyles1]

Daz you unlocked your inner Gordon Ramsey “the beef is RAWW”

[@LilithFox04]

This is exactly what I thought😂😂

[@chip_cookies5669]

"LOUCK ITS NOT COOKED!"

[@chaz2854]

“It’s so raw a good vet could bring it back to life”: GR

[@kaydenceedwards8231]

yes just yes the food is raw

[@treegoesbarkbark7354]

This is what the lunch ladies cook at my school. ☠️

[@yoursecondtoenail641]

My favorite parts of the video: 1:14 “How many children will die after purchasing this🫥” 3:33 “My sister, WYHŒ🦉 WHÓ🦉 4:34 “These kids are having a fabulous time with Mr. Microphone😏 Daz: No their not😶” 14:44 “A side order of death😐” 15:11 “It’s like someone rolled dog shit in Play-Duh🤦🏽‍♀️” 16:12 “Do you hate people🧍🏽‍♀️” 17:44 “Yea as grandma used to make in her COLON😦” 18:47 “AND A WHAT WHEN WHO A FUCKIN?!?☝️😀”

[@SharktoothAnimates]

Reading the 16:12 one killed me just because of the 🧍

[@parker-boy98]

18:46 "And a what, when, who-a fuckin'?!" Might be my new favorite Daz quote.

[@TheWangspangler]

18:46

[@parker-boy98]

@Ryan Connor New meme

[@Rebezolo]

I know I'm very late but I say that all the time now because of Daz 🤣

[@jahziyatheexpediametlifekf7257]

Did she just put-- Ramen, Ketchup, Beef, & a pint of Pepsi?

[@JakeGlobox]

"it's like she headbutted a tomato and just threw it on a plate" LMAO

[@Sweethart420]

No replies? I can fix that!

[@robloxkid3693]

It wasn't that funny

[@s0ouyspi]

Hello verified

[@wabbit6245]

hi Jake! 👏

[@sicksquid]

@@robloxkid3693 ur moms best joke was your birth

[@evilfish357]

“Just like grandma used to make” “IN HER COLON” Daz is Gordon Ramsay’s long lost cousin of incest

[@JXDDXRY-]

@@Jackbeast_69 what😂😂😂😂

[@evilfish357]

@@Jackbeast_69 what

[@Jackbeast_69]

@@evilfish357 hi ????? Whats going on ?

[@Jackbeast_69]

@@JXDDXRY- why you guys saying my name

[@JXDDXRY-]

@@Jackbeast_69 dont act all innocent now😂😂what happened to your £50 giveaway man😂

[@zen2basic]

Brother, your reaction to the “dump” commercial had me crying in laughter. Never cried so much while laughing my brains out 🤣🤣🤣

[@JeweledLove]

Fun Slides: *exists* Daz: "How many children will die after purchasing this?"

[@niqxxi]

Alot

[@itsme_zak3021]

5,002,785,000 not much

[@itsme_zak3021]

@Fire Dargos same

[@kadenkubicz1995]

421 like

[@agentwolf5305]

Wouldn’t know I never got a pair. Thanks mom 😤

[@atticus_rambles]

14:33 “Just grab your cat when he’s feeling ill and REEEAH” I died laughing

[@proudamerican1885]

Same bro lol

[@oliviacastle5637]

Init 🤣

[@D33grimeyy]

Same 😂😂🤣🤣

[@pea_soup8457]

MY STOMACH HURTS HELP 😂😫😂💀

[@mr_me3835]

Bro, my parents are asleep, and I DIED laughing at this. My parents woke up and that I was having a seizure. I’m dying.

[@GlenDUHReacts]

“And a what when who afucken?” This is now my go to line for everything 🤣🤣

[@JJ-oy9jm]

Same 😂😂

[@twigzyisdying]

I wheezed so hard lmfao XD

[@HarryC-qo9fp]

@@mistywonderland8208 18:46

[@it__1105]

I read this at the exact same time he said that line 🤯

[@pauloliver3678]

Crying

[@Griselda_Puppy]

Note about the "get-a-grip" at 11:50: I am a nurse, and have too many (unused) medical supplies in my closet from sales reps, stockpiles, agencies switching suppliers, etc. So I had about 5 or 6 of the "get-a-grips", and do you know what bored children will try to use them for? They will put them up the wall inside the shower, in such a way that they could (dangerously) be used as a ladder. Until mom finds out what they're doing! 😂

[@AngryCatFired]

I didn't read your comment...

[@bubeibi]

Daz: Sees shepherd pie. Looks at the crust. Thinks it's chicken. "IT'S FUCKIN' RAWW!"

[@charlottep515]

Gordon Ramsay was Daz all along🤣

[@controlfreakofficial314]

Daz: Yeah... Yeah... Infomercial: The Tiddy Bear. Daz: Sh*t...

[@T0t4llyn0tv4l1d]

Lol

[@FreakingPlane]

Lol

[@abagailwhite6]

“I didn’t have a floor, I lived like Harry Potter”

[@cringe-police]

“Just grab your cat when he feels ill and REUGH” Had me ROLLING

[@Ashymations]

18:46 - “AND A WHAT-WHEN-WHO-A-FUCKEN?” Yes. Just yes.

[@xrachx0]

im still wheezin-

[@jackholmes2505]

😂🤣😂

[@vendexx7952]

@@xrachx0 i doubt you’ve been wheezing for 20 min, cause the original one was one hour ago and yours was 40, so it’s unlikely you’ve been wheezing for that long

[@marshmallowkinggames9072]

@@vendexx7952 do you not know what a joke is?

[@manofbeans.2176]

A pint a Pepsi

[@sinfulminie101]

“Don’t step on the carpet tho, you’ll disturb the fibers” 💀

[@dejanayyJ]

I can't!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@olliedean7675]

What’s funny is that I actually had those and they were fun and they worked

[@madisyncram1306]

XD

[@Owen-pf7dn]

LMAO!!

[@KyrstOak]

@@olliedean7675 Had what?

[@Phd888]

Daz: "I am a chef" Me: **has cooking simulator flashbacks** 🤣🤣

[@makaylaherbert3455]

Omg yas I thought of that too haha kitchen literally explodes

[@shadowz_mha_3142]

🤣😂

[@Iwantapplez109]

16:37 "cause you're *DEAD!*" fuckin cracks me up every time

[@charliepugh9151]

Daz: “This woman needs to be put to sleep!” Her: “ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ”

[@lovelyvintage643]

I was laughing so hard when he said that-

[@donalddog4173]

90’s ads be like does your door ever just fall down? “yeah’ does your whole family just leave? “yeah” introducing the rope!

[@michaelsimpson4947]

Yes

[@athys3650]

Lmao

[@necrocest]

I will be using this

[@ilovekitconnor]

LMAO 🤣

[@-apex-]

I'll like to buy "The Rope" it has a lot of uses.

[@Kai-fy8jd]

Imagine his daughter having a friend over and suddenly from a distance you just hear “ I WANT TO BE A FULL TIME TIDDY BEAR! “ And they just look at each other like: 🤨😑

[@NoelWhite-yj4dg]

This is the best comment ever 😂

[@Zeus_Johnson]

Imagine them hearing "i can see my penis again!" from daz's room. Id run out the house

[@FuntimeDerp]

Sounds like the weird ass shit my dad would say lol

[@ZaraClampett-y3c]

LOL xx

[@piinkimmy]

@@Zeus_JohnsonHAHAHAHA

[@whatzupwitu]

Daz’s reaction to the last two infomercials got my dying of laughter 😭 😂 Edit [23/12/22]: including the “A WHAT, WHEN, WHO AH-FVCKEN?!” 😭

[@acmayfield6633]

"And a can of Pepsi" "A who what when where fuckin?" Made me laugh so hard

[@PatentPending47]

Time stamp: 18:40

[@acmayfield6633]

@@PatentPending47 thank you

[@seangofett9969]

Cola not Pepsi

[@belbun5681]

@@PatentPending47 omg tysm

[@foldedtowel8240]

@@seangofett9969 Cola is the drink, Cola isn't a company Coca - Cola is. Pepsi and Coca Cola both make Cola its the same drink

[@wolfydorky-chan7832]

He sounded more like Gordon Ramsay, than Gordon himself 😂. It's like I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares all over again.

[@joesmilk3492]

The beef is RAW

[@ashbibikittens3861]

IKR

[@ineedanamei5260]

WHERES THE LAM SAUCE

[@Mattattack_07]

My nightmare is that you used then instead of than

[@wolfydorky-chan7832]

@@Mattattack_07 aa well my mistake oops, I can always fix it, thank you for correcting me :3

[@rubygarro7606]

“AND A WHAT WHEN WHO A FUCK” my favorite quote now

[@kimberlymarie9013]

I CACKLED

[@starseedsiren]

I HOWLEDDD - i am meant to be asleep 😂😂😂

[@foxloser4317]

*Fuckin

[@summerlicious7699]

I think that's my favorite part in this whole video

[@nox.xeditz4501]

His daughter must be worried 💀✋

[@CelestialTeddy]

Thanks!

[@k7cryptic]

It’s cool listening to stories about Daz’s family since he keeps his private life private as is the way he prefers

[@Punk_in_pink]

You must be new. He tells stories about his family and personal life all the time

[@iamm.freiix777]

@@Punk_in_pink Ong

[@rachelhamilton4616]

@@Punk_in_pink a lil

[@k7cryptic]

@@Punk_in_pink nope. Been with Daz since 60k on Vine

[@yallhomo5919]

“Just grab your cat when’s he’s sick and *BLUEGH*” I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@sippingintodarkness]

Same! 🤣🤣🤣

[@trevorgroff4248]

And a side order of death

[@mackers4897]

I love the sound affect he makes 😁

[@noahstyles3959]

merch idea?

[@johnnymiller6355]

Me too

[@Punk_in_pink]

Daz “oh my god that looks-“ Me: good! Daz: “-disgusting ” Me: disgusting

[@misfit9422]

I NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@christinak3641]

I thought it looked good too!! Then again I eat everything I’m not picky

[@piney_648]

i THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@Lxyrosie]

SAME OMG I WAS LIKE: it’s looks good 😊 Daz: it’s looks disgusting! 🤢 Me: oh- 👀 👄.

[@l.frozenfox9098]

tbf some of it looked better than what my mom makes for dinner

[@rizzorat22]

The way he physically made a suction sound to explain the bonding of the mash potato and meatballs made me scream. It was such an accurate sound 😂😂😂

[@MiliniumMUSIC]

"Do you hate people" "it's like she head butted a tomato " I've never laughed so hard to a daz black video which is saying alot cus he makes me laugh all the time

[@urxntia]

OHHH AHH AH AHHH GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

[@arch13bo17]

Ago what the fuck

[@maggiefarabaugh7210]

It’s Daz games not daz black

[@MiliniumMUSIC]

@@maggiefarabaugh7210 I'm aware what his channel is called I've also been watching him since vine when he went by Daz Black so I call him Daz Black and will continue to do so regardless of the fact his channel is called Daz Games so sorry you just wasted a couple second of your time tryna correct me like you know everything but imma still say Daz Black GET OVER IT

[@BonesOfAugust]

“I’m sitting there…BBQ sauce on my Tiddy Bear.”

[@nickixiusdangelolunala7779]

Oh my god, vine reference 😆

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Why the fuck is your pfp so damn fitting for that?!?😂😂

[@idkfu2781]

@@Gabi-vt4ex Mettaton is perfect for that! 💀💀💀

[@gaxamillion_]

@LonelyCupid “and i’m like what the f*ck again?”

[@progamerboi6919]

“Just grab your cat when he’s feeling ill and RULEH”-Daz Black 14:33

[@kylethestrange2681]

7:52 Patent Pending: “Patent pending means that you are working toward getting your idea patented. It is important because the status can deter other companies from trying to copy your invention.” In other words, it literally has nothing to do with safety

[@sour_gore9970]

“and-a-what-when-who’a-fucken” best word ever made.

[@strangeanimations588]

69

[@its_emma_xo]

i just got to that bit, im in tears

[@genderfluidlygay7146]

Ikr i loved it

[@bratqueen6223]

@@Typeresque i love your pfp

[@bratqueen6223]

@@Typeresque no problem!

[@presleyroughley8656]

I’d Be More Scared To Cook In Front Of Daz Than Gordon Ramsey Himself😬😂

[@Mediviser62]

Gordon Ramsey will yell at you, dad will yell at you, roast you, apologize, tell you how to do it wrong, and then be disappointed

[@guszbj]

Why Do You Type Like This

[@presleyroughley8656]

@@guszbj I honestly don’t know

[@Jamie_yt2007]

Same, the moment he said bland as shit I cot scared ngl

[@Jamie_yt2007]

@@guszbj why do you have foot emojis in your name?

[@laurenbrown6084]

Daz: "when I cook, I cook, I am a chef" Also daz: *blows up the kitchen hundreds of time on cooking simulator"

[@DanielPioneerFitness]

Hahha

[@lucystarks2732]

OOOOOooooo

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2541]

As all the best chefs do :)

[@Anonsloth26]

That isn’t his fault (as far as we know)

[@ValleyValyn]

15:51 yeah a shortcut to death 💀💀

[@itzMillsy]

"just like grandma used to make" Daz: "YEAH IN HER COLON" 🤣

[@destiny5250]

“Just grab your cat when it’s feeling ill and” * makes puking sound * I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 that was one of the most funniest things I have ever hear and then his laugh just made it funnier

[@everythingemzy1219]

The dry heave really made it hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@shaytheswift_4327]

Daz is a gem, he never fails to put smiles on our faces.

[@bostonarchie3194]

We know

[@disabledkidsentertainment2117]

Word

[@Bebeton445]

Yes

[@JoeyCip7]

For sure

[@Tomme_Bear]

Agreed

[@BrynleyRasmussen]

Narrator: Does the shoulder strap in your car cut into your shoulder? Daz: Yeah Narrator: Is your shoulder strap to tight and annoying? Daz: Yeah Narrator: Introducing the Tiddy Bear! Daz: Shit.

[@stitch5736]

"U can't call it mr microphone because u'd be assuming it's gender" And "I QUIT KZbin I'M BECOMING A FULL TIME TIDDY BEAR" KILLED MEEEEEE

[@lilli_flower808]

Woman pouring cola. Daz: "a what, when, who a fuckin?!"

[@ashermiller9102]

lmao i died laughing-

[@kaitlynchung4401]

i died when he said that

[@jadeyknobel376]

favorite line 😂

[@lilli_flower808]

@@ashermiller9102 same 😂

[@CHRIST0PH3R_R0B1N]

“Just grab your cat and *Vomit noises*” Memorable Daz moment😂😂

[@noahstyles3959]

Merch idea.

[@happyhirst1625]

Even my dad laughed at that and he never likes anything I watch

[@andybushi6418]

At least the army get better rations than that

[@laineygirl7410]

I was in tears😂

[@furbacca168]

Imagine sliding down the stairs with those slide shoes

[@taylorflynn3647]

“How’s it going dazzlers” makes everyone’s day 10x better

[@kyewilson6541]

Hi daz

[@summerrose7839]

Y E S 👏👏👏

[@Locz]

I had to change my comment bc it was the same as yours 😑😶 Sadness

[@Sleary]

@@kyewilson6541 um that's not Daz

[@jplays4956]

Yep defo who’s day isnt made 10x better

[@gyrozeppeli7869]

Me: oh man that lasagna actually looks kinda good i would definitely… Daz: oh my god ew look at that! Me: disgusting! dreadful!

[@PlebianGorilla]

Why is everyone posting this exact same comment 🙃 why do people do that

[@gyrozeppeli7869]

@@PlebianGorilla maybe it’s a popular belief

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

Serena Roberts Why do you complain about your personal problems and ruin the fun?

[@Boxofcare666]

@@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah becuz she no fun at parties lol

[@QueenMasumi]

I have seen good looking Lasagna, like Italian style. That’s raw undercooked style, but people have their differences.

[@SamandColbycheese724]

Daz has officially turned into Gordon Ramsay "the beef is RAWW"

[@somerandomloseroninternet8359]

Gordon Ramesay: "No one can critisize food like i do" Daz: "Linda!!! hold the tea party!"

[@arts_neil9730]

Who needs a therapist when you have Daz videos? Also: “A what-when-who-afuckin?!” Is my new favorite word

[@icantthinkofaname2854]

I know right he is true therapy and that line is absolutely fvcking hallarious

[@seanwimberly9296]

Best word in the dictionary

[@zarky71]

Daz: *Quietly,* "And a side order of death." But please, the way he roasted that cooking infomercial was hilariously amazing

[@HATMADDER]

14:33 Daz:"just grab your cat when its feeling ill and wrehll!"

[@strwbrrydaquiri]

As an American watching this I've realized how gross our regular sloppy meals can look to outsiders. We look for the fastest and easiest solution for our problems so ofc our cooking looks like that lmao.

[@ddlplayz4844]

Fr tho I’m just over her like it kinda looks okay tho???? American btw

[@strwbrrydaquiri]

@@ddlplayz4844 it's just kinda sad seeing him like freak out at our traditional meals 🥲

[@ddlplayz4844]

@@strwbrrydaquiri fr😞

[@Sabinne-k7y]

Same, I was like ohh that food looks kinda good...

[@raymondraptorclaw2901]

I was literally eating frog legs at the Chinese restaurant before I even knew what frog legs were. Dump meals are a joke compared to what I’m used to 😂

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

The instant he said “Just like grandma used to make- yeah out of her COLON!!!” I physically squeaked with laughter and am now terrified that I woke up my dad...

[@spookypumpkin_artz3635]

OMFG 😂(sorry if something bad happed tho...but what daz said was funny)

[@Tigron101]

RIP

[@thereaperssoul9175]

Same

[@jadeisscared3994]

Oml sounds like sum I would do lol I'd be scared if I did ngl

[@marley.hendrix]

Kathy "Dump Meals" Mitchell is America's Kay's Cooking.

[@LaurenForster]

I feel it's called 'dump' because every 'meal' looks like someone has taken a massive dump all over it.

[@lieutenanttubs191]

i thought the same thing

[@pow-powshideout9277]

I remember learning that they make it out that normal people can’t do anything in infomercials, because the product is actually designed for disabled persons and they have to be able to sell the product to the rest of the public, they can’t just aim it at the disabled persons

[@kyliefosbraey832]

My favourite bit of daz In This video: “A WHAT WHEN WHO A FUNKEN!” Lol 😂

[@leslieb8614]

Best thing ever!!!

[@jameshutson4484]

@@leslieb8614 time atamp

[@asskkottiath5349]

@@jameshutson4484 18:46

[@YourLittleClosetGoblin]

No

[@fierynugget4868]

I laughed so hard at that😂

[@shyenneshygal69]

“Just grab your cat when he’s feeling ill and BLEH” I’m fuckin dead y’all 😂

[@hannah_matthews_10]

I'm crying 🤣🤣💀

[@GDO9099]

I’m laughing too much lol my stomach hurts now

[@dragonsteelgaming2576]

Same man same I generally couldn’t breathe

[@spoon.doggle5506]

i wheezed too much 😂

[@mollycherfan4266]

Sammmmeee

[@chinghamburger2200]

I love the fact that Daz doesn't remember the Tiddy bear. Even though it was in one of his video's. I think it was when he was looking at the Kickstarter videos. Also the comfort wipe. As Daz talked about the terrible school 1 ply paper that your fingers would go through everytime you'd wipe your ass, while it felt like sand paper. 😂😂😂😂

[@Cybernetika3]

I was thinking that as well

[@hoskerracing8174]

yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@emosithlord1137]

I’m pretty sure the tiddy bear was in one of the other infomercials but I’m basically being padantic so agreed I guess.

[@SmYesbe]

And the wearable towel lol

[@gmehaywood4010]

And the towel robe too lol

[@JayzJ_gamez]

15:45 no it's not vial food. It's what you call hospital food

[@noth0llyxx]

*vile

[@logan_welch007]

Infomercial: “and top with crescent rolls” Daz: “and a side order of death”

[@freyaE36]

shit u not read this at the exact same time it was playing, CREEPPYYY

[@God-mv2sy]

@Fʀᴇʏᴀ Lᴀᴜʀᴇɴ Cᴀʀᴛᴇʀ idk why but that happens to me all the time!

[@MortalMaster98]

"I am a chef at heart" Me who just watched him blow up several kitchens in cooking simulator: 👁👄👁

[@charlottep515]

Literally copied my comment lmao

[@laurenburr6278]

Yass

[@wtbfilmsgarrysmodshortsand6885]

Same Lol

[@_argh.1]

@@charlottep515 when?

[@dragontamer8115]

“AND A WHAT WHEN WHO A-F*CKEN” Is my Holy grail

[@TheWangspangler]

18:46

[@Mentally_Unstable7098]

🤣🤣🤣

[@daneishkagutierrez8217]

With the things daz says he should make that room soundproof 😹

[@Panda-yg9pe]

"That looks like cat sick" "*Just grab your cat when they're feeling ill and*" 👹HÆHÆGH👹 Had me dying of laughter 🤣

[@GanglesBrokenMask]

LMAO

[@excelsiorbarwin9359]

Omg same

[@Emily-yh2ej]

Me: the lasagne looks so deli- Daz: that's disgusting Me: yep disgusting, that was the end of my sentence

[@Heralore]

SAME I WAS LIKE “oh that looks goo-“ AND HE WAS LIKE “DISGUSTING”

[@TheAxalotlinaBucket]

I had to do a double take at first I thought it looked good but i look back and I agree with daz.

[@nctzen_dazzler3716]

@@TheAxalotlinaBucket That food looked so disgusting and not even cooked properly, Idk how people can find it appetising lmao

[@TheAxalotlinaBucket]

@@nctzen_dazzler3716 I agree I don't know why I thought it looked fine at first!

[@ejdjghtj5931]

Deligusting

[@b_w_j]

I think the “comfort wipe” could be for people with disabilities causing mobility issues, but that infomercial is so old they didn’t bother to actually include someone with a legit disability to present it 💀💀

[@nyxx012]

Yeah. But also the way that only woman spoke about basically not having dignity or it’s embarrassing to have someone wipe their ass it’s pretty much belittling people that have disabilities and need an assistant😐

[@coyotelady6132]

Yeah, "little people" (is that still the politically correct term?) Have to use devices like this because their arms are often too short.

[@ayannahf0702]

Lots of infomercials that have products that are "innovative" and stuff have products for disabled people, but to broaden out the demographic as well as to not be like "Hey disabled person remember that you're disabled and need help?" They present it as something that anyone can use type deal. Like how the snuggie was made for people who need wheelchairs because it can be difficult to take a jacket on and off.

[@ayannahf0702]

​@@coyotelady6132 I believe the condition is called dwarfism, so you can just say someone who suffers with dwarfism. I know you didn't mean it this way but little people can be a bit condescending

[@WitchyWoman67]

@@nyxx012 also, there are many different reasons people might need assistance, including cognitive impairment that interferes with the understanding of why personal hygiene is important in the first place. So this thing would be useless anyway.

[@unboundedits8815]

I'd like to point out at 2:40 the kid is either on a wire or being held up cause he isn't even on the carpet rail. The kid is levitating.

[@darcyramage6933]

18:44 Lady: "...and a can of Cola" Daz: "AND A WHAT WHEN WHO-A FUCKEN?!"

[@Johnny2face]

thought he started speaking german lol

[@shinigamis_like_apples4797]

“Oh that poor pig died for that shit” 😂 Couldn’t agree more

[@thatguyrin8841]

The fact daz posted today made my day so much better, it’s been going shit and it was just horrible, I’m not even half way through and I already laughed, my day has just been 50 times better

[@cheeckypeach1538]

Same here ^^

[@mentallydisturbedllama473]

I definitely agree. I'm so sorry though, hope you guys feel better soon. Much love.

[@arhiannasong8701]

Oh same. My morning sucks.. Really sucks.. I was down the whole day. Still thinking about it right now.

[@queencookie5423]

same here

[@Moon-a-Stan-Fan]

5:59 This killed meeeeeee 💀💀 Also I died laughing when he reacted to the cook book. Daz turned into Gordon Ramsay 💀💀

[@vertexmumy648]

I'll be honest, the dump foods look better than my school lunch

[@gothiclita]

BAHAHAHA

[@clairerodey7647]

I would eat the dump foods. They look kinda good. 😂😂

[@tonymerk-em3067]

Schoop food is just frozen food microwave d for 1 minutes

[@masterquasy4942]

@@clairerodey7647 hell Bono

[@sunmoon3147]

You’re from America aren’t you 🤣

[@daniellemiller3220]

4:54 "well Bill Cosby is having a good time outside." Killed me Daz got jokes for days

[@killerfungames]

"and a can of cola" "and a what when who a fucken!" me: and clip that and add to my sound board Thank you daz for a amazing clip that caught me so off guard I actually spit the nachos I was eating all over me monitor.

[@randomowlondrugs6319]

hahah I laughed soo hard at this moment my mom came in my room asked me why I was laughing

[@mellow2573]

Time stamp?

[@dakotawarrior9293]

@@mellow2573 18:45

[@mellow2573]

@@dakotawarrior9293 thx!

[@Liarosexoxo]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how lovely and funny daz is 😂 He is quite honestly is the dad of KZbin.🥰😂

[@jahxseh...17vro93]

Woman: Roasted Chicken and Potatoes Daz: Roasted in what under a bed side lamp

[@dead_soul6832]

You know the food is bad when it turns even strangers into Gordon Ramsey

[@juls3653]

🤣🤚 I'm literally dying 😭 💀 🤣

[@user-bz7sb7rk9w]

I know right 😅

[@pianoaficionado2208]

Daz whenever the cooking lady commercial was on: *GORDON RAMSEY MODE ACTIVATED*

[@emmadessecker4693]

🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻

[@mialopez5133]

I feel bad for the old lady tho🥺😭 she looks so friendly but the food looks a little odd

[@ravennne]

oh my god this is the video that made me find daz games. the “and a what when who a fucken” is where it all started thank you😭😭

[@basic_beccalou]

18:46 “and a what when whoa fucken!” - Daz Black Best line of this century!! 😂😂😂😂

[@tawbeft9673]

AGREEEEEDDDDDD!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Itzkxnzo]

"Just grab your cat when he's feeling I'll and SQUEEZE"

[@maryelizabeth4501]

i spit out my spaghetti o’s when i heard that part

[@urmomisgayity]

ive been laughing for like 5 minutes already from when he said that

[@caracamaioni4797]

That’s it Daz Unleash your inner Gordon Ramsay

[@caracamaioni4797]

This is my favorite part 18:42

[@willmmtb8138]

Daz: “I am a chef at heart” ….. Also Daz: blows up and entire kitchen in chef simulator.

[@kieronspiteri]

Omg I remember that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hestia1752]

i loved when he played that game!

[@kieronspiteri]

@@hestia1752 me too

[@hestia1752]

when he blew up the oven and half the kitchen was on fire. xD

[@kieronspiteri]

@@hestia1752 😂😂😂😂😂

[@herstoryanimated]

5:00 Daz: Bill Cosby's having a good time! My brain: Yeah Daz, because he's surrounded by kids!

[@asiax360]

The “what grandma used to make in her COLON” killed me 😂😂😂

[@fribigy47]

Colon

[@charliedilnot9689]

Gordon Ramsey be like: you’re hired

[@ChastityFaye1]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@littlehop747]

OMG this is amazing

[@Riya-tb2ox]

"The Beef is Fucking RAW"

[@Tatiana-wk2re]

The fact that there’s almost 20 minutes of this makes Me even more happy

[@Eugene-underworldoffice]

14:09 I grew up on this type of food...it looked really good to me