Nerd³ Plays... Harry Potter for Kinect

[@InkSplatGaming]

The whole time it was actually Burnface McBurningson who saved the wizarding world, but thanks to his horrific scars all credit was give to Harry Potter, who was just the spoiled kid who was friends with the headmaster.

[@anglo-saxophone3485]

Also burnface saved Middle earth but due to his scars the spoilt halfling frodo got the credit

[@shylex7660]

Dominic Jones that's how he got his scars.. They got burned in the fire of mount Doom

[@The1trueminecrafter]

He also saved new york from the Lizard, but nobody could tell which spidey was which, so they just gave Peter spidey the credit.

[@outstandingdogmarron9890]

Anglo-Saxophone he also saved the galaxy from the Empire, Defeated Lex Luther, and defeated Maximilian Pegasus.

[@John_Smith.]

@@outstandingdogmarron9890 Ooh Burnie Boy.

[@vec1allroy1maka1]

god, i cant believe this was 8 years ago.... this man was my childhood personified

[@corgipants3840]

I thank KZbin everyday for recommending older vids of his. Not that his new stuff is bad, I just end up binging Bully and Rollercoaster Tycoon again lol

[@joakimberg7897]

Yes

[@zachbruner481]

Now it’s 11

[@KassiteriteVT]

The face recognition is the best part.

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

+Kr8oz Xlr8 You're a wizard Bernie.... The boy who lived........ Seriously! How could anyone survive Sega's brand burned onto his entire face?! Magic

[@kijman1359]

gg

[@AlolaMaskedYT]

The green sesame street Nobody wannabe turned Sanic into an avatar.

[@TheNzFox]

"the kinect does not like me" Its ok Dan, the kinect does not like anyone

[@StupidoSpencer]

It may be the other way around, the kinect does not like anyone - Nobody likes the kinect. :3

[@johnicorn]

The dancing bit with the troll made me laugh so hard

[@LewisPC]

Unfortunately, this appears to be one of the better sonic games recently...

[@LewisPC]

@Gerardo Ronan I sincerely doubt that

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Sees kinect in the title *My brain just yells "Uh oh"* Nerd+Anything Kinect == Everything should be in the hell playlist.

[@discordlexia2429]

Danny Zeddy Nerd + Kinect =/= Boring.

[@cooldog242]

+PokemonFanatic1337 Well, now we have a Reboot :D

[@connorburton1009]

R.I.P. Alan Rickman

[@JoshuanadonVG]

;( Legend

[@jamesclay8172]

:( Rest in peace Alan

[@joshuatheawesome9440]

Who cares.

[@Bereghost-bv1yf]

Who cares fuck you #ripallan

[@joshuatheawesome9440]

How does his death affect you in any way? It's basically the same as if he just decided to stop acting. As much as I feel sorry for the sadness his death caused people who knew him, I didn't. I'm not gonna feel sad about the death of someone I've never met. Thousands of people, including children, die every day of preventable causes. Why should I care about the death of one stranger, especially one who got to live a good life for a much longer time than a lot of people do?

[@onim26]

that Sonic doll was born on Christmas day of 4y old Dan

[@onim26]

same thing

[@scovelme]

+Cannibal potato lesbian Do you even math? 2013 was two years ago

[@onim26]

scovelme yes because everyone knows that he got that doll just for this one video

[@scovelme]

Cannibal potato lesbian Oh, nvm, thought you meant Bernie McBurnerson

[@paulerate]

+Cannibal potato lesbian HhehEHHEehEH gO to trrutHConTestcOM, ReaD The presEnt

[@ascent7542]

R.I.P Bernie McBurnerson "Press F to pay respects."

[@jkouyh8766]

Who else actually pressed F on their keyboard for no reason?

[@ladyjellyfish4757]

I did :(

[@ordanoath5403]

F

[@curtis1987ful]

We'll I'm on mobile so I can't press f I am so fucked wait did jest......

[@ShipWreckAndHaloFan]

Move arm in a swishing motion to pay respects.

[@ramimansi8511]

I would love if dan would be doing things like this today :)

[@cloudeh3878]

= hell

[@lilrox7270]

Same I wish he did seasons

[@SonRob01]

Yeah

[@annonymese2117]

It really isn't the same, though.

[@arjavilikeyoursstampynair5834]

Xehao GD ppppp

[@HalomasterA69]

YOU NEED to do a part 2

[@throwaway5035]

A year late for that.

[@HalomasterA69]

Im Ed. Im late when it comes to everything.

[@denimdan6332]

***** Too late for your knob and balls...

[@CoolspyGaming]

It's been 4 years now mate, I don't think he'll do a second part. :D

[@Park501]

four years and two days?

[@rabbitcatalope2881]

Am I the only one bothered that his "face" wasn't symmetrical?

[@GabeGamesUS]

Nope. It angered me.

[@Danger0use]

Today I had lunch with the goddess... "Steinman" she said, I'm here to free you from the tyranny of the common place. I'm here to show you a new kind of beauty" I asked her, "What do you mean goddess?" "SYMMETRY dear Steinman. It's time we did something about SYMMETRY."

[@rabbitcatalope2881]

I thought someone would reference Death the Kid first, but nope, a Bioshock reference. Awesome game though.

[@DrDemonHarlequin]

rabbitcatalope To be fair, I think Bioshock is a tad more popular than Soul Eater.

[@GabeGamesUS]

It is an amazing game. All of them.

[@nategotheat1737]

I've never laughed so hard in my life...

[@jkouyh8766]

Then go watch Vanossgaming.

[@jkouyh8766]

He only Nerdcubed only has 2mil subs but Vanoss has freaking five times more!

[@jkouyh8766]

Just because you think that does not mean that Nate thinks like that too.

[@FilthSoap]

I have watched Nerd³s and Vanosses videos for a long while, and while I think Vanoss does more multiplayer, therefore increasing quality, but Nerd³s videos have more... humor.

[@jkouyh8766]

Humor? Vanoss has MORE video editing, more people laughing together.

[@balzenhazelnut]

am i the only one who lost it completely when he started dancing at the troll?

[@user-tc2hc9pd6k]

I think I lost my lungs I think

[@balzenhazelnut]

I think mine are on the floor.

[@charlylaney8367]

Dan: Go and get Alan Rickman's voice Me: *single tear*

[@RandomNaaames]

One of the best Nerdcubed videos in my opinion. Brilliant.

[@realhumanbean2708]

I've watched this 4 times and i can't stop. its so funny.

[@realhumanbean2708]

quote 'i get to crush Harry potters face, in-between my breasts' un quote. never gets old

[@polio9404]

"The boy who lived, not anymore!" Can't stop chuckling at that. Lol

[@jticgames1926]

"OMG IT'S GINGER AND THE RON" -Nerdcubed

[@EclipseFangVT]

we is a jerk to j.k.rowling she is the best writer on earth

[@quarantine458]

I wish they could make a really good Harry Potter game that isn't for a motion sensor thing. That would be cool

[@stonefight6771]

quarantine458 The Lego game was fun...

[@ieuanbarnes194]

Second Stone Fight and also vote for the goblet of fire game, very different, very interesting, incredibly hard to get to the final level tho

[@zombielego6]

+quarantine458 Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban for the playstation 2 is pretty good

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Chamber of Secrets, GameCube. I liked it even though Harry Potter wasn't ever my thing.

[@BlueAxeRacer]

Some of the official games were quite good, the goblet of fire had an awesome dragon boss fight.

[@Camilla550]

Hermione: That’s the last of them! Dan: THERE’S ONE IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU STUPID COW! Me: 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZombieChesseDip]

Did no one notice how professor Flitwick became about 40 years younger?

[@scovelme]

It never said he was old in the books.(Which, in my opinion, are one of the only two sources I consider reliable. And no, the second one is not the movies.)

[@azman22650]

scovelme What is the second source then? :P

[@scovelme]

AZ BOY JK Rowling.

[@azman22650]

scovelme I should've assumed. Plus, I agree. The books came before the movies, they are the better sources.

[@tipsybun]

He mooned the camera, and it recognized his face? God dangit...

[@AniGaAG]

9:20 This whole troll dancing scene is the second time in my life someone made me laugh so hard that I actually struggled for my bladder control. And the first time was also you. And I am still fighting because I watch it over and over again. x'D

[@tmurray8397]

"Once I mooned the Kinect and it recognized my face" I guess you could say the Kinect is a little... cheeky? I'm sorry.

[@hellc4t639]

i remember watching this video fucking 7 years ago, holy shit time flies

[@maxelune8040]

this is a classic nerdcubed video

[@XsmithyboyX]

I have to watch this video at least once a year

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

After seeing that horrific facial recognition bits, that's yet another reason on my list of why I'm glad I don't have a Kinect. It kinda recognized face-like things, but in the worst possible way. Great for a horror movie plot.

[@rs-vvv]

"The boy who lived? NOT ANYMORE!"

[@ZackPower0315]

6:29 "Go get Alan Rickman" :(

[@isaacbradbury7099]

My Kinect works perfectly it must be broken

[@SpeonkTheMighty]

LOL, he just confused Dumbledore to Gandalf! What is this, is Harry Potter becoming the Lord of the Ring! If Harry Potter fails his wizardry exam, Dumbledore would sure say this "You shall not pass!"

[@SpeonkTheMighty]

I already knew it was a joke, I was just adding on to that joke! Here are the words that Gandalf will say to Harry if he fails his witchcraft test, "You shall not pass!" (onto the next grade)

[@Tedizz]

After 7 years, I JUST FOUND OUT HE MISSPELLED MINUTES 13:05

[@undeadrme2259]

AWWW! He did keep it! Baby Dan is so adorable :)

[@alixstar11]

DramaHateNation And why exactly did you feel the need to say that?

[@Monkey253100]

For what it was supposed to be (ie a "you are Harry Potter" sim for kids) I actually think it did quite well. As much as people may kill me, I actually like the Kinect.

[@CryoDragon]

Harry Potter simulator XD

[@mcglynn20]

Shhhhhh. No tears, only dreams.

[@MantersDoesMinecraft]

I will say this. The kinect served it's purpose. It was a good piece of hardware. But it was hurt by a lack of software an adult would use

[@milksterproductions]

that flitwick is the wrong one

[@LeeJ2512]

Funniest video I've seen in a long time, I woke up my wife laughing at the troll bit haha

[@Atropos148]

OH MY GOD i want this game for Vive :D

[@bendawson6291]

I have to come back and watch this vid every month it’s golden

[@generousalmond9248]

Meanwhile i'm over here in ravcenclaw just watching a massive battle between gryffindor and slytherin

[@Liamlucid]

Best video ever made! We need more nerd3 kinect games!

[@SuperMrScience]

Crying with laughter, especially the Troll section. More kinect games PLEASE!!

[@AlexIzEre4Realzez]

bernie will never be forgotten

[@pootisspencer9586]

The Vive is everything the Kinect wanted to be.

[@vidcritic8755]

Well it isn't is it? kinect's main gimmick was 'no controller'. Vive has comtrollers

[@pootisspencer9586]

Vid Critic Kinect wanted 1:1 motion controls, with fun and intuitive game play. Sure, they had the whole no controllers thing, but in essence, the Vive is still what Kinect was striving for.

[@paulo_f1]

LOL a Slytherin member grabing the Gryffindor's sword xD

[@paulo_f1]

Do a Nerdcubed completes

[@anniekivineen7224]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂finely someone understands me .........................but NerdCubed completes what???????????????????????😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😥😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[@dougstone4577]

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[@eduardoalfaro9114]

bye

[@UltromanTheTacoman]

10:00 "...and I'm gonna dance a bit." This dancing part had me in stitches! xD Thanks for that

[@superspy6]

13:09 Definelty aged like a fine wine.

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

How?

[@superspy6]

@@Daniel-nn8mr Please research JKR's mad ramblings

[@DieWorm]

Holy crap I would mess with that kinect face shit for hours.

[@DieWorm]

Hello me!

[@DieWorm]

Hello me again!

[@theglitchcounter264]

Remember My Face Hello you!

[@deens51]

Wait, Harry Potter is a wizard? Fucking spoilers, next thing you're going say is superman is Clarke Kent, Batman is Bruce Wayne or Sean Bean dies... in like... everything his in.

[@rainmast180]

WAIT SEAN BEAN DIES? IN WHAT??!

[@masters5312]

can I just say the movies/tv shows where he doesnt die in that list would be a lot shorter

[@charlottemarson7431]

An Attack Helicopter zzZzAA

[@idiotmiho]

harry your a wizard.

[@adamcordoue2096]

Salty otaku no I'm just harry

[@BurningTaco7101]

Actually, in the book it suggests that when Harry and the class are learning swish and flick, it is just an alternate way to wave the wand - not exclusive to Wingardium Leviosa.

[@monkegotpower7780]

if you dont get my harrypoter refrences then theres something siriously ron with you

[@PaulZeroSolis]

That pun was a bit "harry-ed" (harried, a.k.a.: hasty), wouldn't you say?

[@monkegotpower7780]

Yeah it was "harry-ed" But it Wasnt ron

[@scritchscratch3061]

After the snake killed him he was just slitherin away like nothing happened.

[@monkegotpower7780]

lol

[@monkegotpower7780]

Well Done My Young Padawan

[@MrFleen]

"Once Harry Potter punched me in the face,"

[@GreenOnTwitch]

When he said "I moved it and it recognised my face" I thought he said "I mooned at it and it recognised my face" ......

[@aydenvis]

He said "once i mooned and it recognised my face"

[@Umami101]

He did say he mooned it.

[@CpnGame]

No, he's saying he showed the Kinect his ass and it registered. The Xbox literally thinks he's an asshole.

[@lilHamster9t7]

that's because that IS what he said

[@kierrantaylor1015]

He did

[@jamescollins4778]

Still my favourite nerdcubed video to date

[@merdleterdlejacob]

IMHO, the funniest video Nerd3 has EVER made. The BEST there is, the BEST there was, and the BEST there ever will be. Congrats if you get the reference, fellow wrestling fan.

[@TheMrPootis]

what do i get for a price for getting it?

[@mattthomas6472]

Yeah until you get screwed over by WWE and start fighting before the match even starts. Do you get that reference, fellow wrestling fan? I challenge thee.

[@Kyler1Ace]

this is a funny video.. but NOT Dan's funniest.

[@merdleterdlejacob]

first one i peed myself watching lol

[@CzyBam]

***** Have a cookie..

[@TheThezenith]

6:25 NILESY WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?!?!?!?!!?!??!

[@ez8314]

He called Dumbledore Gandalf! 'Kay, I'm done with the outburst. I just wanted to point that out.

[@notreallyrenard2294]

This will remain one of the funniest episodes (in my opinion) of Nerd³ plays for a long, long time.

[@Lucas-sl4ez]

i love just going back to dans old videos because i find he was a lot funnier and he made better vids back then in my opinion :)

[@WillYuVokof]

Ten pissing years ago!!

[@thekingoffailure9967]

If you've been pissing for that long you should probably see a doctor

[@gbbarn]

Didn't notice how old this video is! lol It holds up

[@DarkArt7000]

R.I.P Burnie McBurnerson

[@midlifecrisi]

I think the trouble is twofold: 1) Dan wears glasses 2) Dan pulls stupid face

[@TheGingerJuices]

BEST VIDEO EVER!!!

[@DanStevenson007]

No, its Wingardium Leviosaaaaaaaaa

[@uptank8461]

I like the new recent videos but thease old videos have that charm to them and I know they changed because of KZbin rules and personal life but damn thease old ones were good

[@eemelipaavola3290]

I dont know why but I found that really funny when you shouted avada kedavra when testing the wands😂

[@marianaRoxy]

Personal Voldemort :3♥

[@assmannewzealand]

10:21 I find this part so funny

[@SonicCam04]

isn't ironic your in slytherin and your getting chased by a giant snke

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

EVERY DAY BURNY MC BURNISON IS SLITHERIN

[@SonicCam04]

PHANTOMCOWGIRL BURNY MCBURNISON SCOTISH RAGE ACTIVATE 3 COMMENTS TILL EXPLOSION

[@starclaymore02]

Three!

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

***** EIN!

[@SonicCam04]

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[@silverschannel8578]

"Avada Kadavra!" Jets of green shoot out He should open his own wizard school already

[@jackwright2477]

Weirdest tardis ever! Let's play buildy thingy reference!

[@davidjulie443]

13:07 He sorta spelled "Minutes" wrong...

[@Forte195]

This is literally the funniest and most ridiculous nerdcubed video I have ever seen, and i like it that way :D

[@dukky.3531]

Call of Nerd : Advanced Wizardry trademarked now

[@arturaraujo73]

That Sonic has seen some shit.

[@erinleszkovics6857]

its not gandalf its dumbuldor

[@Cade_The_Squirrel]

its not Dumbuldor its Dumbledore

[@erinleszkovics6857]

just a slight typo

[@Cade_The_Squirrel]

Erin Leszkovics yeah... slight... x3

[@erinleszkovics6857]

XD

[@captaincheese9527]

He knows its not Gandalf

[@sunshinechuu6711]

I just completely lost it when he started dancing in front of the troll. especially at 10:10 . SO FREAKIN FUNNY! X3

[@supersulu2542]

I've watched this like 8 times and still laugh so hard XD plz revisit this or do more broken kinect games

[@cleverwire1506]

WAIT HAIRY IS A WIZARD!!?! god damn spoiler alert!!!

[@cleverwire1506]

Well I am a furry, but this picture is not a furry. Furries are like zootopia, anthropomorphic animals. My picture is kemonomimi (which is btw Japanese for animal ears) because it is a human with animal ears and/or a tail. Specifically this is a nekomimi (neko is japanese for cat). Just having animal ears is not a furry, it has to be more animal like. Although they are not the same thing, they are often lumped together.

[@GlitchTheF0x]

I don't see why people shit on the Kinect so much. It is definitely inaccurate but unless you want to dress up in a black suit with little things on it you are just gonna have to deal with it.

[@SourGummiWyrm69]

That'd be pretty cool. Just slip on your nanosuit or whatever and fight things, cast spells, etc. It would look badass.

[@GlitchTheF0x]

Jake K. Gunnar If you were walking you'd either have to walk on the spot or walk straight into a wall T-T

[@SourGummiWyrm69]

Treadmill.

[@tgsachris]

Deal with it? Not for 60$ per game, I'll just get a game that doesn't require inaccurate hardware

[@Rs2006REMAKEVids]

Motion controls as a concept sound revolutionary and interesting, but the Kinect is as boring as it could possibly be. It's not fun to use and is used as an exercising concept at best. This is not helped by the fact that it is inaccurate as fuck and it was $180 when it came out (from what I remember, anyway). I'd go so far as to say that the Kinect is contempt for fun, but I suppose there's some fun found in being able to exercise with clunky and inaccurate controls.

[@Dan-dv1um]

4 years late and after more than ten watchings but: That moment when you realise he tested Harry's wand.(The holly and pheonix feather.)

[@chefexellence2677]

Play lego haarry potter without dad3

[@Vapossate]

"An Exellent Idea"

[@deadchannel98275dhyu]

Minuites.

[@CrazyeyesDark]

True... Poor Bernie... He had the magical potency, but it wasn't enough. Such a shame. Poor Bernie Sanders.

[@ebaronwilliams6051]

Fun Story: this game was included in a DVD set i got a long time ago. Played it like one would control a DVD Menu. It was bad but oddly enjoyable

[@prettydecent9958]

POTATO!

[@NaapheaOW]

CARROT!

[@04mitch68]

PIZZA

[@NaapheaOW]

BROCCOLI

[@LoathingEditor]

Spookter Knight CARROT!

[@cianhealy7060]

Someone here 1v1 me on farmville and I'll 360 harvest all these vegetables mentioned and because I'm so mlg I have hacked in pizza plants dorito plants and mountain dew rain

[@UltimateWolfy]

I always come back to this video whenever I want a good laugh

[@101Drafty]

11:25 is a reference to his old minecraft lps where he built a quidditch pitch inside a TARDIS!

[@willrigdon1566]

Dear Past Dan, In three years alan rickman dies :(

[@Rs2006REMAKEVids]

Best Nerd^3 video. Highlights: "No it's not; it's a swish and a flick!" "What, again, Neville?" "There's one in front of you, you stupid cow!"

[@Iggynator]

That dance battle against the Troll is so good ^^ 9:55 "Jumping Test"

[@Narmatonia]

This and Skate 3 are my favourite videos of Dan's

[@oscargrigg3117]

In winning the quidditch match against harry, Harry later wouldn't go on to have the resurrection stone be given to him within the snitch, therefore resulting in VOLDEMORT WINNING.

[@cameronyoungcg9270]

5:45 RIP Alan! D:

[@splatteredcadaver7770]

This was the nerdcubed golden age

[@MoistCrumpet]

This has to be one of the most amusing videos I have ever watched XD

[@apokemonash2]

this may be the funniest/best nerdcubed video ever

[@procrastinatorgym6140]

"This is the weirdest tardis ever" dan referenced his minecraft buildy thing :D