Ultimate Red Mist | Nerd³ Challenges

[@trainsdriv3r]

I am not fully immersed without Dan's insanely loud computer

[@Square-Cubed]

I second this, petition to bring back the Darth Vader computer!

[@milesmccollough5507]

his old RCT3 series' soundtrack of "posh-sounding brit with a jet engine running in his room"

[@salamanda550]

I swear that used to be a fabled Patreon reward. Videos with the fan edited in.

[@wormthusiast]

@@salamanda550 he did that with his rtx buildy thingy series

[@TheRedMeerkat1]

And also his keyboard you could hear every single stroke of

[@Formoka]

This is some grade A Nerdcubed right here. Nostalgic but new and Dan’s laugh is contagious as always.

[@Square-Cubed]

He wheezes just like his computer used to... the good old days.

[@ratpack677]

god yes reminded me of the old challenge dayss and just cause 2

[@Bone8380]

Dan has only scratched the surface with literal mist-ifying coasters in OpenRCT. Just wait until he discovers that you can set coasters to go multiple laps around the track, being power boosted every single time they pass the start, essentially creating a roller coaster particle accelerator.

[@Slash27015]

9 years.. 9 long years.. we finally got our sequel

[@4sythdude549]

At this rate, we might get that community let's play of The Ship

[@KooperK36]

@@4sythdude549 I'm down I bought the ship the day he mentioned that shit

[@FurryWrecker911]

Dan did what Rockstar Games has failed to do with GTA, and that was give us a followup before the end of a decade. Dan is officially better than Rockstar confirmed.

[@CaptainPnut1]

Came out before Half Life 3

[@nikolozgilles]

Where is The Ship Community Let's Play Dan?

[@jadesapphira4325]

Didnt it already happen

[@highben]

​@@jadesapphira4325no. where is The Ship community let's play Dan?

[@daemonk756890]

Lol I was thinking about this today.

[@suspicioustoaster3766]

"it's been 84 years..."

[@bartholomewdan]

Where's the second series of the Planet Coaster lantern placing that he promised?

[@killerwolf514]

Hearing "Hello, Procrastinators!" just made me grin like a mad woman. Welcome back, Dan!

[@nathanielgeorgen2924]

Gods, hearing it was an intense feeling of nostalgia

[@JSlvr]

This is sooo Old School NerdCubed. The nostalgia...

[@Borgmatha1027]

Dan's Giggle at 1:45 after turning on the infinite money cheat is legit the hardest I've laughed in a while.😂

[@Metallica4Life92]

It was very Ron Swanson-like

[@mellowmelly9258]

hehehu

[@Massgaming2202]

I honest to god think the sound of the cart just hitting mach 1 and just going from rail noises to the sound of people being flattened was the funniest possible thing ive seen in a while.

[@SteevyTable]

So that's actually the train going so fast that the sound generation breaks and overflows back to the lowest possible adjustment for train noise for slow speeds.

[@Massgaming2202]

@@SteevyTable The fact it hits almost immediately after mach 1 makes it seem like a feature

[@bmulholland98]

Dan and Roller Coaster Tycoon. The best combination for throwing me back to the loud computer days.

[@lordcoggswaffle4444]

Now I want to see a rollercoaster duel between RTGames and Dan to see who can come up with the most evil design period.

[@Mt_Dew_aholic]

Don't forget to include Let's Game It Out as well

[@connorbranscombe6819]

@@Mt_Dew_aholic MarcelVos would beat them all with his Universe Coaster design that takes over a trillion years to run a full circuit.

[@faultofdaedalus2666]

dan v dan FIGHT

[@SteevyTable]

I was going to suggest they need to get him in as a consultant for this contest. Or maybe the judge.@@connorbranscombe6819

[@mistertwister2000]

I swear, RTGame is like NerdCubed just from one island over, they both fill my heart

[@sockrteez]

Saw this on my homepage and thought it was the old one... Was delighted to see it was released 4 mins ago haha!

[@zacadoole1]

12:20 “These guys are gonna be so misty they’re gonna start collecting water Pokémon” 😭😭😭

[@Square-Cubed]

It's the quick wittedness like that that reminds me why I've been watching him for 10+ years

[@exotictrash2234]

I was NOT expecting a sequel to this!!

[@vidiia]

14:26 made me laugh harder than I feel like I have in years. I needed that.

[@rulkurst6938]

This vid is an instant classic. I feel like I'm gonna look back on this video in 11 years like I do with his old videos, and I'll get the same feeling I do now. I really enjoyed this one Dan

[@Square-Cubed]

I love how at some point, the coaster goes so fast it just breaks the sound barrier. So now how about that community Ship video?

[@cashewboi8567]

13:42 - 15:26 This was too good, this segment felt like watching a Vinesauce video, one of Joel's videos in particular, but with a good ol' mix of Nerdcubed. I never knew i needed this from Dan!

[@hawtsauce2982]

Been super depressed recently and to see one of my childhood heroes posting a nostalgia-esque video brought such a big smile to my face.

[@Square-Cubed]

Sometimes, it's sweet little moments like this that give you enough to keep your head up. Hope you find many more sweet little moments like this

[@kiwiboy1999]

Same. I've not laughed in awhile before this

[@alansmithee419]

14:58 I think the one where you did the same thing in RCT3 but going down, during which THE CAMERA COULDN'T KEEP UP may have been worse. You gave the immortal cameraman whiplash!

[@Jame5man]

This is the Nerdcubed I subscribed to in 2011. The one that did stupid shit and laughed the whole time

[@Haueru86]

God, during the spiral climb, Dan going from fake supervillain laughter to genuine cackling is just contagious

[@dark_viz]

a rollercoaster tycoon video from THE nerdcubed? am i dreaming?

[@GeniusLad32]

This video has me giggling like a classic 2012 let's play and I'm very happy.

[@Jarrettthegoalie]

Miss you nerd great to see another red mist challenge!! Been watching since 2012 huge fan

[@jackwood8496]

"So Misty they'll start collecting water Pokemon" XD

[@austinreed5805]

Oh dear god, he’s doing it again. May the skies be fogged with red.

[@XarmenKarshov]

27:00 You essentially made a mobius strip roller coaster. I will now proceed to ride the mobius strip roller coaster.

[@katieyuill2291]

I can't describe the joy Dan laughing so hard he can barely talk brings me, it's such a pure happiness😊

[@Square-Cubed]

The *wheeze* is just chef's kiss, now we need a compilation

[@Narmatonia]

12:14 This cracked me up! Also Dan's coaster goes at more than twice the fastest bullet trains

[@fishyboi98]

After some quick googling and a bit of math (not great at that last one,) I've come to the rough estimate that a human body would be reduced to paste at around 100 Gs of force. This, by the way, includes EVERYTHING. Bone, organs, tissue, the whole works. If you're okay with some skeletons being left over then you'd need far less than that...however, what isn't being taken into account with this is the *amount* of time exposed. That matters a ton, since an IndyCar driver once experienced over 200 Gs for less than a second during a crash and survived. Being exposed to 36 lateral Gs and 49 vertical Gs for the minute-long duration of Twister, I Hardly Know her...could be survivable. Not likely, but it wouldn't be unheard of. To really get that red mist effect, you'd want a much longer duration. I'm only looking at Gs here, by the way. I don't think you need me to tell you that taking that spiral at 49 Gs would cause your insides to go on an adventure to the outside.

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

RCT3 Red Mist was such a good video, turning people into mayonnaise, and he got like "Uber-Extreme" ratings on his coaster.

[@Square-Cubed]

And then you could sell the Mayonnaise afterwards "Uber-Extreme Mayonnaise"

[@Spudtron98]

I think there is a mechanic where just _looking_ at a ride beyond preferred intensity can cause nausea in guests.

[@4sythdude549]

Highlights!!!: 10:42 Uh oh... 14:22 A taste of true power 18:09 Liftoff! 26:28 The Blender 29:08 What possibly could have gone wrong? 31:08 Nice 37:31 Anticipation, and shenanigans 41:13 REEEEEEEED MIIIIIIIIST (and how to create a vomit waterfall)

[@callumrobertson1081]

I don't think I've cried with laughter this much in recent history. This is absolutely hilarious.

[@dominiclopez4527]

38:43 it's like those d-day normandy beach scenes where soldiers know they're likely facing their doom so they're getting sick on the boat

[@Brewmonster]

at 17:00 = he's not building a rollercoaster, he's building a marble run...

[@ruinfox4108]

Awesome to see Dan coming back with these fun challenge videos, nothing over the top just simple entertaining content with a great guy at the helm

[@Catnippy]

this ride needs a carwash section near the end to clean out the Paste between passengers

[@adysun]

Maurise took "just looking at 'Twister? I Hardly Know 'er!' makes me feel sick" literally.

[@Trinitycore0720]

I have not laughed this hard at a Nerd3 video in years Dan is back baby

[@Mystic-Midnight]

Honestly if you just went and reattempted various challenges from 10 years ago I would not complain. I'd die for a Skate 3 video

[@emocuntasaurus6043]

Watching this made me feel old. Old but happy. Always delighted to see another upload, Dan.

[@joeabston4604]

holy shit i haven’t watched you in years you carried my childhood with your red faction videos and your roller coaster tycoon vids i love you for how you influenced my life and i appreciate you for filling my childhood with great memories

[@umpyr4855]

my childhood has returned when i’m entering adulthood

[@potatosordfighter666]

Dan, your intrusive thought... Roller Coaster Space Tycoon. Get a coaster to not come back down

[@KokoBestFox]

Dan wheezed in psychopathic laughter. You cannot tell me this man is the BEST KZbinR EVER

[@saintjupi]

god i feel like i'm back in high school again watching nerd play roller coaster tycoon

[@krepidusdickie7585]

wow 10 years, and Dan's laugh of pure joy is just as contagious as ever.

[@katbairwell]

If you ever wondered what it feels like when a teddy bear goes in the washing machine, here's the perfect simulator. You'll never look at Binky the same way again, tough little bastard.

[@Square-Cubed]

The best analogy

[@b3nxj4m1n]

Nerd Challenges?! WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

[@hoosiercoasterfan2655]

I honestly thought I was watching an older Nerd3 video for a second there. Thank you for this.

[@WaylandGaming]

I feel like I’m 14 again. What a great classic video. Takes me back to 2012.

[@BriCourt]

Roller Coaster Tycoon was what made me subscribe to Nerd Cubed all those years ago. So delightful to see a comeback!

[@Square-Cubed]

The RCT3 series was just iconic...

[@catoilsalesman9158]

20:28 "Just to really fuck with people" There are no people left in a cart going 240mph in constant loops up and down lol

[@squee30000]

For a beautiful, beautiful 43 minutes, it was 2011 again, and I was watching a new Nerd Cubed Roller Coaster Tycoon video. My soul has been healed in ways I did not know it was broken.

[@RowdyBrian17]

Fuck, I feel so old now because I can vividly remember watching that last video.

[@bartholomewdan]

Same, but I watched it yesterday so maybe not as much.

[@Annonymous5411]

So long since a rollercoaster/planet coaster vid. My fav vids of yours to be frank

[@DrondaDesuix]

Hi Frank

[@maxistofman]

Man, Dan returns with that classic content and even the map looks nostalgic (arma 2 let's play anyone?)

[@bartholomewdan]

Still waiting for that community let's play of The Ship. AND he promised us a second series/season of his Planet Coaster lantern-placing series.

[@Square-Cubed]

@@bartholomewdan oh no, not the lanterns... no more lanterns.

[@amidalaprin4846]

Doubt you'll see this but, youve been part of my life since early childhood Dan. Got on youtube way earlier than i should have, but you got me down the right path when it comes from gaming. Gameplay over graphics, not to mention all the games you turned me on, like dungeon keeper, saints row, mirrors edge, outer wilds, N+, Liero and its fan projects, hell youre the reason i bought just cause 2 and 3. Not only your humor, but your game sense has rubbed off on me, as i cant help but check waterfalls, and anything that looks different to the walls around it. Youre a genuinely incredible youtuber, i kinda fell off about six years ago but, seeing you uploading content again has me over the moon with joy. Ill have to catch up, maybe rewatch your desert bus videos :)

[@hipro84]

“9 years ago? No way that’s right” *checks video* “oh…”

[@anemptykarst]

Between being a challenge video and being in RCT2, I thought this was a video from a decade ago KZbin was recommending out of nowhere

[@vitalik38815]

I half expected the video to start with the jet engine sound of his old computer

[@Natumi.]

im so happy to see this channel come back to these videos. :>

[@bluewind7988]

This roller coaster is so intense that it just radiates nausea onto whoever gets too close to it, as if your body is warning you of the immediate atomization you'll experience when you get on it

[@ze_rubenator]

22:20 I love that the graphic clearly shows the chain isn't on, but Dan deletes it all anyway.

[@TheMightySinjo]

Haven't watched any of your videos in years sadly, but at the part where the ascending corkscrew was tested out just now, I was howling and cackling like some madman. 🤣 Cheers for that m8

[@kingbrunswick7374]

Dan: puts out a Roller Coaster Tycoon video Me: *flashbacks*

[@Sgt.Oneill]

As Jeremy Clarkson likes to say: speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary that's what gets you.

[@anonanongamemaster9721]

I know it’s minor, but I love the sound of Dan’s keyboard!!

[@mistertwister2000]

“If you weren’t here nine years ago, let me explain . . .” Thank you for thinking of all the 8 year olds like me, Dan

[@PapaLuge]

Dan went from Solo building a Particle Accelerator, to Solo running a Nuclear Reactor, truly a genius of our times

[@alynnrosefinch]

Watching this while I feel like I’m dying from stomach flu. Thanks for always being there, Dan.

[@pinkiepain1291]

A little bit of Context for the G's being pulled The Gravity on the Sun is 28 G's Jupiter is 2.54 G's the average weight of a human is about 70kg (155 pounds) at 30:55 when it reached 48.31gs the average human would go from feeling like 70kg (155 pounds) to 3,381.7kg (7488.05 pounds)

[@ericlin3330]

I remember laughing so hard to some of your old videos that I couldn't breathe. I'm glad those times are back.

[@joebrownbambi]

This video has made me both nostalgic and happy, both for Classic Dan Videos and RCT

[@LemurDreamer87]

For the record, sustained G-forces of about 6Gs are fatal, though fighter pilots and such can briefly survive 9Gs. So basically you've made several giant human smoothie machines.

[@Square-Cubed]

and people are BEGGING to ride it

[@mattymerr701]

It feels like its been so long since the last true good nerdcubed video. Glad to have this

[@teamjasperhale091]

The Sequel we never knew we needed … BTW that monstrosity of a coaster 14:06 is basically massive centrifuge. Dan if people where to ride this coaster you would of managed to separate their platelets and plasma from their red blood cells aka turned them to glorious red jam. 😂

[@ArmyChunk]

The level of energy from Dan took me back in time, and I didn't know I needed that today.

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

The best type of Nerd³ laugh is the one where he cant breathe because of how much hes laughing. Needless to say, im happy

[@ScarlettStunningSpace]

The nostalgia is real. Thank you Dan. The loud computer days were some of my favorite times on KZbin.

[@Square-Cubed]

The Darth Vader computer days were the best...

[@ScarlettStunningSpace]

@@Square-Cubed I can't blame Dan for moving on but I do miss them

[@Square-Cubed]

Agreed, I think I was just happier back then. Back when Kid Cuisine still had a soul

[@ScarlettStunningSpace]

@@Square-Cubed 100% agreed. Much simpler times

[@Square-Cubed]

​@@ScarlettStunningSpace this was a nice little interaction, enjoy the rest of your night! And here's to the next red mist challenge in another 10 years :)

[@terra1748]

Good ol nostalgia ❤ always wish I had the time to do a complete watch through of all your videos again

[@Square-Cubed]

If you put his videos on while you sleep, you're bound to absorb at least some of his ramblings and witty humor

[@mangomuncher3822]

I was here 9 years ago so this is the best video see on my recommended to watch at 1 am while I eat a whole packet of Oreos

[@yetanother9127]

"Over nine years ago? Wait, that can't be right, it was only a couple of--oh _noooooooo_ ..."

[@renehenckens]

Forget the HorrorCoaster for a moment....Imagine raindrops hitting your face at 900+ km/h

[@canadianragin]

This is the best NerdCubed has been in 10 years, thank you

[@KFPEconomist]

"Now I don't need to be worried about money! Hehehehehe" That chuckle has unlocked a LOT of RCT nostalgia I didnt know I had

[@neildebono7530]

glad to see the challenges back! missed these quite a bit

[@LillyP-xs5qe]

This is where Dan's villain arch led to

[@SIX-SH00T3R]

if you do this challenge in RCT3, you can ride it yourself!

[@austinkreider4916]

Ah the good old day, I have watched you for like 10 years. The hour long videos of roller coaster tycoon

[@Honourma_closey]

Damn this was a scary throwback to the past :) this was very nostalgic!

[@ozzem]

"If you've been here 9 years" fuck, I guess I have. god damn

[@Square-Cubed]

It's like one of those "you might qualify for financial compensation" commercials, "If you or a loved one has been watching NerdCubed since 2014..."

[@ThyBluebell]

I refuse to believe the original red mist video came out half my lifetime ago I swore it was only like 5 years at most

[@mtndew4746]

Same, mate

[@jamessawyer9816]

Nerdcubed is fucking back baby! The funniest video ive seen in years

[@PaulYourGuide]

This is the hardest I've laughed in a while, Dan. Thank you very much.

[@ankhtahr1401]

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! Thank you Dan, I needed this!

[@barbecueboy3219]

Watching this brought me back to being a kid and being so excited for the next episode of RTC. Oh the memories and pure joy :,)

[@odinnes455]

this video was so much fun!! I've missed these types of videos. Just Dan fucking around in video games and having a blast.