Nerd³ Plays... Battlefield Hardline Beta

[@flibbernodgets7018]

Imagine a movie starring an immortal, incompetent, deaf soldier who screams everything that's happening as it's happening. Now imagine NerdCubed cast as that soldier. That's what I got from this video.

[@luluhyams9059]

Yep

[@FaTexXThunderXx]

Loving the folder names Dan. "People on fire pornography"

[@chickenpox5434]

Actually Illegal Pornography

[@thenotoriousdig610]

+ChickenPox 543 pornography timetable

[@scritchscratch3061]

Alotta porn.

[@boxtank5288]

Tanith yeah that point if you saw that on someone's actual desktop you would go, "You have issues mate."

[@Fuji_Echo]

Years later, Dan finally did fancy some milk.

[@muneebahmed2391]

Folder where I am hiding. What are u hiding dan

[@muneebahmed2391]

+Aloo Barber is it though

[@mcrazeprizefighter7060]

PORN

[@speshulyprofeshionalchanne1663]

Its probs all his dick pics

[@LIGHTNIINGSTORM]

It's where he keeps Rebecca

[@mcrazeprizefighter7060]

o.o

[@JessicaTTG]

0:19 ...Five years later, comes out with a Dying Light video. Wow.

[@MasterDracoDeity]

Five years later he's also married and a best selling author.

[@MasterDracoDeity]

Also thanks for reminding me about that video.

[@iamkiubi]

Dan's voice and general reactions work perfectly to the vague chaos occurring throughout this video and I'm somewhat scared that this is how I define pure comedy.

[@kevinjohn7687]

The grenade kills are my favorite part of this video

[@spoods4628]

Ooh, I fancy some milk.

[@onim26]

dan has the best folders

[@thatguy2454]

the nerdcubed motto "cowardice breeds more of you because you are still alive" it sounds better I latin. (I find that a challenge dan) "quia uero de ignavia et superstitem te relinquo" anyone want to try and pronounce that go ahead.

[@johnmorris2351]

01:17 I was laughing my ass off Just......that high pitched voice I couldnt take it

[@officialdinodoestuff]

"It makes me want to keep playing that square game" You obviously mean Thomas Was Alone right?

[@SetTheBarlow-r8l]

No he means the desktop one

[@officialdinodoestuff]

Ethan Barlow It was obviously a joke.

[@officialdinodoestuff]

*****

[@drag0nslay4r]

I liked the joke

[@drag0nslay4r]

I liked the joke

[@donofdeaths]

Wow saying the name Harlem Shake really gives you an accurate date this was filmed. That was only popular for like one week four years ago.

[@nicholascooper945]

2 frag grenade kills, doesn't bat an eyelid. That's the equivalent of winning the lotto as an emo.

[@HappyPotat]

"Folder where I'm hiding..." Folder where you're hiding WHAT?!

[@dee-kay4311]

Dying Light turned out to be good... unlike Battlefield Hard-on

[@theodorewinstone-hooper1446]

DEE-KAY I agree, story besides dying light is pretty sick

[@LIGHTNIINGSTORM]

And Dan has finally played Dying Light

[@IAmAnEvilTaco]

Thumbs up just for that intro.

[@s_s_h_6680]

01:26 Dalek mode initiated!

[@captainbossman1016]

Am I the only one who wants a full "finding squares on the desktop wallpaper" video?

[@drphil1076]

Coming back on this video long after the game has come out and to think how excited I was during the beta and when it was finally released how disappointed I was only played for a week just saddens me

[@Kevin-vr9np]

9:15 we do have deagles the desert eagle.

[@matthewhenry4819]

I was gonna say

[@MasterDracoDeity]

Also beagles. Just because no one said it.

[@XanderWhovian]

This is probably why Dan abolished the "Hello Percrastinators!" Because like the milkman being sick of milk, Dan has said "Hello Percrastinators!" In this video more times than he'd care to remember.

[@LordoftheJaffasDan]

"I've turned into a sub!" Daniel Hardcastle- 2015

[@connormcgill2419]

Read the left hand side of the screen when he looks for squares amazing

[@alexisauld7781]

"King of accidental grenade kills" :P

[@laserfliptoboneless]

When a milk man can't be asked to cook break fast he eats cereal with orange juice, the orange juice substitutes the milk.

[@deadturret4049]

Those folders on his desktop are great. XD

[@timsmith8380]

16:53 Everyday Battlefield.

[@eliguy2344]

This is the actual nerd cubed motto. Cowardice breeds more of you because you're still alive is ignavia gignitur ex vobis quia te esse adhuc viveret in latin. and it does sound better

[@oofthegod4290]

That was me on the bike on 7:55

[@SuperToaster25]

Wanna prove it?

[@Narmatonia]

You can tell this game is set in America because the cops are shooting the robbers instead of trying to arrest them

[@scootywagon3496]

+That_llama_in_a_tuxedo too soon, just too soon

[@RageSondrayy]

we have a deagle, but it is obsolete now.

[@Ltztech]

gotta love the folder names XD

[@seanrogers3389]

lol dem nade kills! how does he not notice...

[@seanrogers3389]

Dem nade kills? What the fuck was i doing in February of 2015 XD

[@ArtyI]

I think this video made Dan lose his love of 'HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!!!'

[@idiotmiho]

"Awh and you blew up my *hellichopter*" Nerd3 2k16 8:49

[@idiotmiho]

+Peashy 13:12, look at teh guy dan just killed "I want to be free!"

[@MalpasDan]

Funniest desktop ever xD those folders 😂

[@huonjohnson2651]

Love the files on the desktop haha

[@brodiiie]

King of accidental grenades

[@ALusty]

the bottom one is either folder where im hiding pornography or folder where im hiding murder plans OR(and i just thought of this) folder where im hiding evil snake man plans

[@yellowcrash10]

17:08 * sounds of bones breaking*

[@tribunalcustodian3989]

You are so wrong, Dying Light is a special kind of zombie game

[@coby9012]

Yes. Generic Zombie Game #72.

[@tribunalcustodian3989]

Red Alert Gaming No. It is special because you can watch zombies stumble off high bridges and its holarious

[@EfficParadox]

red is right it is Generic Zombie #101

[@speedychicken831]

Generic ur tots boi

[@Jackiejinx1798]

I never looked at the names of the folders until now

[@Flibedyjibit]

uero ignavia animi quoniam bene , quoniam plures nobiscum

[@AntiAntYT]

nice mirror's edge background

[@wyattburke6103]

1:24 I'm still dying from laughing.

[@calmmosquito4927]

Wassaaa **GASP** THE TOILET NEEDS THA TOILET

[@tabithamiller3348]

heres a sims 4 nerd plays reference 5:17

[@McHeisenburger]

Jebus! That's a lot of intros!

[@grimm_plush]

5:42 So, Battlefield fanbase, how do you defend yourselves now?

[@lyricalmajesty2821]

huffpuff1337 What was they're problem? They just wanted to be in the gunner position?

[@grimm_plush]

LyricalMajesty THEIR problem was that they weren't going to play the game unless they got the gunner seat.

[@lyricalmajesty2821]

Oops. Anyway, that's what I thought. I'd probably just sit there out of spite.

[@grimm_plush]

Exactly.

[@plebastian2300]

The Highly Banterous User sure

[@JamarfromAfar]

GO CONSOLE GAMING GO CONSOLE GAMING

[@hoffa9000]

He does do console gaming, it's just if the game is available on PC he will play it on PC instead

[@grimm_plush]

PC MASTER RACE PC MASTER RACE

[@shadeshotTV]

Ethan Dayo it is literally right next to the like button

[@lewisketley8714]

The folder names😂😂😂😂

[@mohamedhawat]

Love the folders 😂😂

[@StalinKramer]

finding sqaures on my desktop simulator 2015

[@theshed3533]

DAN NEEDS TO PLAY DYING LIGHT. Also it has parkour which Dan likes parkour games!!!!!

[@calvaughan27]

Ignavia Breeds De You It does sound better in Latin

[@michaelchristie3957]

HAHA just noticed all the folders he had on his desktop

[@markvlogs3128]

1:03 actually

[@pedro17122001]

At least he gets kills

[@limitedzigzag7776]

Since when did you listen to failing in reverse gangsters paradise

[@TheoSolomon02]

did anyone else notice 'the Gaza hero' ?

[@lizardvenomgaming973]

his folders xD

[@Ben-sk5tz]

Hang on. Does Dan like Hollywood Undead because I swear he was singing one of their songs

[@DeaconOfTheUK]

Raging Chaoz No, he was singing Gangster's Paradise by Coolio, if that's the song you are referring to

[@merckz6849]

10:25; Cobi

[@archiemccann322]

Battlefield! Whoop whoop!

[@KommandoKenny]

This didn't look that good, so I bought bf4 instead

[@CAWAgentNiko]

+Kenny Frontin good choice

[@DrLuck-xn7ez]

+Kenny Frontin they both suck so....

[@CAWAgentNiko]

dude bf4 is an 8/10

[@mcrazeprizefighter7060]

cod is still better

[@KommandoKenny]

MCraze RRedrunner You must be among the many 5 year olds that play cod

[@robertsizer1431]

YES

[@the_nerd5976]

Hello I'm from America 2015, What's a milkman?

[@flareee701]

How much times did he do his intro

[@christinecoleman9557]

Dulce et decorum et propatria mora

[@GhazyBRO]

He has pornos and a mirror's edge back round.

[@latinoheat7775]

dan you fucked up big time!

[@joshuavickerscopley9710]

What's the actual songs at 4:40?

[@samuelpadfield2099]

Darude sandstorm

[@killahkat7220]

gangstas paradise is the actual song

[@LazyStormTrooper]

Pusillanimitas multiplicantur fetus

[@weirdboi1003]

Does no one else like playing as the haker but me?

[@lawnmowerarmy97]

Can you still play dying light

[@rnosibZ57]

That is a good game

[@samseidel9917]

plz do dying light its not just another zombie game

[@amelilim]

Kinda is

[@EpicWaterDrop]

It is! Its a Zombie game

[@grimm_plush]

yes, it is just another generic zombie murder game

[@tracedoyle2920]

The only thing that really makes Dying Light special is it's parkour system really...

[@amelilim]

Trace Doyle Yeah.

[@martinmimms2833]

This was my 1000th liked video

[@day.brakeF1]

+lydia B vlogs and gaming xD cool

[@kevinprehm]

it's a damn shame that he played this over dying light. I feel like he would have liked it, based on his love of mirrors edge

[@koolaid9525]

anyone have a link to the walpaper

[@bryceking2202]

Whenni wemt to summer camp it was at the bit were he was in the mini gun and telling the guy to go whenni got back I skipped back cause I had to restart the video and I literally was at the exact same time I left when it was at 9:39 and I got back at 9:39 sorry just had to lolz LOLLLLZZZZ♥

[@lindacorwell603]

one of his folders is called actually illegal porn

[@JSPRshots]

Lol look at his folders on his desktop

[@koolaid9525]

i need that wallpaper i can find it

[@drblackburn8651]

deagal = gun

[@seanrogers3389]

Dr Blackburn yeah the reason there's no birds called deagle is cause it's a gun lol

[@nicholascooper945]

i mean 5 kills

[@eiebsrebla]

Anytime I see footage of this game I get this feeling it was either a joke or made by a tiny tiny amateur studio. It looks bad visually, gameplay wise, just everything about it looks half-assed...

[@koolaid9525]

what is that walpaper

[@tracedoyle2920]

It's from Mirror's Edge

[@progamerhguhyuyhhuh8831]

What is your real name

[@jamesoneill1007]

Battlefield deadline coming soon in 2018 *lies*

[@badgaming8791]

HELLO PROCRASTORNATORS AND WELCOME TO OTHER STUFF AND STUFF LIKE THAT!!!!!!

[@captainalien5436]

Dying light now!

[@alexandrias.9606]

dan your folders pornography i...i I learned from the best

[@charliewilliams3603]

Anybody think he should play dying light

[@nmeister007]

No... just no...

[@ThecasualZombie]

so you're a zombie

[@prajwalbhat56]

cowardness breeds more of you (in latin:-) pusillanimitas uero plus vos

[@toxo2714]

I don't know man that's a lot of pornography

[@_Maddex_]

Dying Light is amazing!

[@callan229]

It's mediocre at best

[@_Maddex_]

Transforming Spy nope it's amazing

[@callan229]

Okay bud, whatever you say

[@EVO6-]

+iAre Maddex you're an idiot

[@_Maddex_]

EVO6reviews because I like Dying Light?

[@kieranmaull1848]

haha i asked if there was any copies of battlefield 4 were in store at game and if battlefield hardline is any good and he said no theres no battlefield 4 because everyone is still playing it because hardline is terrible... i got watch_dogs