Nerd³ Plays... The Sims 4

8 people go in... how many come out?
3. Technically.
Game Link: www.thesims.com/
End theme by the incredible Dan Bull:
/ douglby
"Plucky Daisy" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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"Hall of the Mountain King" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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All other music is in game music. It makes me want to not be ginger.
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[@maxistofman]

Aaah yes, a by now 8 year old video that references Dan's even older videos with a small snippet of music. What a way to feel nostalgic

[@Kaffebelle]

I’ve watched this a million times and every time I watch it I realise that the only responsible person is the kid

[@lokimadgod9048]

quote of the year! "she's old, you're ginger, neither of you deserve to mate."

[@lujbel6043]

"someone needs to clean up!" *two girls kiss* "you're forgiven"

[@cursed7286]

XD

[@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869]

so nerdcubed will forgive lesbians but will not forgive a dirty mess? well that is the proper reaction

[@mellojoe9421]

Isaac Roberts I'm not sure. but, he isn't wrong.

[@ignorepls]

whats to be forgiven for lesbians? am i not getting something or is it something about people who for some convoluted bullshit reason dont see that as okay

[@theglitchcounter264]

Chaotic S Serving no biological purpose. That is kinda an affront to evolution and shit..

[@jacobellis2313]

"did you just throw that whole salt in there?" Bursts into flames, that would be a yes.

[@dinogirl898]

Jacob Ellis well that explains the fire

[@sleeming88]

"Some Bowls!" (Camden McFarland, 2014)

[@kurtispearcepeyton]

+sleeming88 The evil child.....

[@loog9720]

sleeming88 I believe it was more of a "Sumh bowhls!"

[@DenverInternationalHorse]

Matter of Purple na in was Shum boaw

[@hexdev]

"OH MY GOD THE TOILET NEEDS THE TOILET" - OfficialNerdCubed 2014

[@orvali]

+the diamond PC A TOILET*

[@emilythetoaster7040]

did anyone else think Kim kardashian

[@TheGamerCreeper399]

My favorite

[@evanlyons2945]

+the diamond PC OH CRAP

[@livvy8473]

The diamond P.C*

[@h.ouseofheaven]

*two sims kiss* "ITS BEEN A DAY!" Dan, I've had my sims on this game, go on a date, become girlfriend and boyfriend, become married, have a child, and go on with their life in one day. Simmer for life

[@h.ouseofheaven]

greenx41 but are you a ray of sunshine? *Dramatic music starts playing*

[@GreenOnTwitch]

Tanicia Armstrong Nah, sunshine has to go outside :)

[@h.ouseofheaven]

greenx41 I think you misunderstood what I was saying, I was saying that I can make *a sim pregnant* in one day, I didn't word it correctly my apologies, but i can tell your just trying to be a troll right now with all the :)'s. c:

[@GreenOnTwitch]

Tanicia Armstrong Smiley faces aren't trolls :c I'm trying to be positive :)

[@JuanSanchez-sj9qm]

Dan the diamond mine cart!

[@alexeverett308]

This is a total fucking mess. More please!

[@Abstath]

Nerd Plays... "I'm not going to play at all"

[@captainbossman1016]

Nerd³ Plays... "Big Brother - the sims version"

[@KittyKate47]

Could you do another one of these? I've watched it about 10 times, and it would be great to have another one to watch. Ta!

[@zacmitchel92]

Probably won't happen, sadly.

[@KittyKate47]

zacmitchel92 I know :(

[@andrewgach7363]

agh just been waching his videos and found this. #unexpected

[@KittyKate47]

Andrew G #leavedanalone2016

[@andrewgach7363]

DuckyFilms na m9 love him too

[@sleeming88]

This is like some kind of really messed up reality TV show/practical joke where a bunch of feckless people with no people skills or life skills have just been shut up in an extremely unsafe house and left to their own devices. It's kinda like Saw only without the gore.

[@leahosborne1380]

Yeah like big brother...

[@CassDonquixote]

*Skrt* *Skrt* *Skrt* When I'm cleanin' windows-

[@darthjitse1462]

Cassandra L. Do people know this is an old eyetoy reference?

[@Cyclone-od7ih]

@@darthjitse1462 was a song long before then

[@tenebrissubterra4596]

@@Cyclone-od7ih George Formby.

[@Borzogo]

"She is old and you're ginger, neither of you deserve to mate" lol

[@Ghostkeal]

This video is 7 years old!!! When did that happen I swear it was more recent XD I remember it coming out. It’s one of the vids I always come back too

[@marcellon2003]

youtube all of a sudden decided that I needed to watch some older videos, this gem showed up i'm happy

[@VenseyNess]

HOW THE FU*K DID THIS COME OUT 2 YEARS AGO. No. NO. THE SIMS 4 WAS ONE YEAR AGO TOPS. NO. I REFUSE. I'M NOT OLD YOU'RE OLD.

[@joshmeighan4289]

Vensey Ness I know what you mean!

[@JagDBD]

You could said its 3 years ago now

[@annapurvis4705]

Vensey Ness makes sense 😂

[@iamalegendmate348]

+Jagger grammar

[@JagDBD]

what about it

[@ebernerd]

The kid looks like the stereotypical Disney prince.

[@Evillak]

+Eric Or a young Loki.

[@Dizzynoodlegamer]

+cloud strife or Loki as a disney prince

[@Evillak]

Well technically he is considering Disney owns Marvel

[@Dizzynoodlegamer]

What doesn't Disney own nowadays?

[@Evillak]

ummmm my pants... at least i hope not

[@mikaylajames8562]

I would love to see more of this sorta thing.

[@bradleycolloff]

Each and every time I come back to this video, I smile every single time Dan does the morning alarm x

[@Hikarmeme]

Nobody's gonna point out "Ramen Boiling" ?

[@Swifswaf]

I'm eating Ramen while watching. :O

[@delluser2008]

Stop with the striper names!

[@spellbound_1]

i just noticed that haha

[@speedbird227]

I looks like Roman Bowling. GTA IV

[@speedbird227]

Hikari What did it say?

[@DeathbyPixels]

How I feel when a new companion starts falling in love with The Doctor: "IT'S BEEN A DAY." 5:10

[@muneebahmed2391]

You know you've watched this too many times when you say the names of the sims before dan does

[@myfatassdick]

Wow can’t believe it’s been 7 years And I’ve been watching longer than that it’s just this video specifically was part of the “new” nerdcubed I guess “new” because I was finally caught up and watching videos at that point

[@heatherofhyrule9050]

"See? Somebody cleans up!" Sim-*Grabs another girl and passionately kisses her* "...You're forgiven"

[@captainbossman1016]

I tried this challenge myself, I randomly generated 8 sims and locked them in the same house Dan used in this video. After playing for only 10 minutes 2 sims had already died.

[@Raichase]

I love how it simulated real life right at the end, when everyone just immediately pulled their phones out. So accurate!

[@billyjoeparker8054]

5:40 why would you need to hold your breath to play the piano.

[@njd834]

... Good point...

[@hofferr19]

billyjoe parker hearing that song now makes you hold your breath

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

"Did you just throw that whole salt shaker in there?" *Stove catches fire* YES.

[@skuhnert3058]

12:16 12:18 ...You are forgiven.

[@ShadowFlummer]

can we have another one of these? this is an hilarious idea

[@karolingi5277]

Turn the speed to 0.5 and have a nice time with drunk Dan

[@charlottetv2406]

How do you do that??

[@kabliekke]

-XOriginalLottieX- Enable html5 and it will be in the options menu.

[@jamespercival6855]

TheBusinessPikachu TRIED IT. IT IS SO FUNNY

[@zebbybermingham3270]

6 years later... still my favorite sims video ever

[@zaveexixterteen3841]

Why dont you try to kill all 8 sims in a episode

[@ordanoath5403]

I really like that idea!

[@Godzilla-bm1fq]

LIKE THAT IDEA

[@stefanfr13]

Gamer Deluxe That's pathetically easy. Build a pool, throw everyone in in, remove the ladder, build a wall around the pool. Done. Or just light something on fire.

[@scrungobungus]

stefanfr13 There are no pools in Sims 4.

[@stefanfr13]

5SomeDude DLC my friend. I'm not suprised if pools are DLC.

[@imtootiredforthis7694]

someone needs to make a tv show based off of this episonde

[@Athrizel]

"Oh my god the toilet needs a toilet!" Has anyone seen my shit? Because I lost it.

[@randomlyannoying]

who wants to see this animated

[@bruhmoment-ty8bx]

Lord Cody me

[@dusken2550]

Lord Cody just a house filled with a mental satanic 10 year old, a flirty old lady, a ginger, mr receding hairline, two lesbians, and a hipster. Beautiful.

[@dusken2550]

Oh! And how could I forget, an hilarious, English narrator.

[@randomlyannoying]

ッ Dusken ッ it's going to be better then twilight

[@generousalmond9248]

I have this weird habit where I imagine every youtube video i watch as animated.

[@RevoltLarzWolfblade]

Marco, Ramen, Damien, Norma, Brandi, Francesca, Camron. Forgot the last one.

[@tsuyugii5007]

Destiny

[@TheNexustoby]

*camdon

[@pingpongpung]

*Camden

[@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869]

destiny hager

[@loog9720]

Revolt Wolf Norma.

[@ArtonRL]

9:53 "It's pronounced NE-ME-SI!"

[@shaggy1939gaming]

No it's not. It's actually pronounced NE-ME-SIS, just like Dan pronounced it. Look it up.

[@ArtonRL]

Topthorn10 It's a reference to the movie "Ashens and the game child" Hence the "

[@mistertagnan]

I never saw the quotes mind making it more obvious?

[@mistertagnan]

+Subzerohero they just sorta blend in

[@mistertagnan]

+Subzerohero it was the fact that it was "blab bla bla" vs " bla bla bla "

[@CaptainJZH]

If this continued, would the people eventually starve to death?

[@sleeming88]

CaptainJZH If it's possible for the fridge to break down then probably yes.

[@RobloxianUploader]

Well it cant, but you can't cook much without the cooker or the grill, so they'd eventually die off anyway.

[@cantorlok2815]

+DoubleBrick Gaming Productions they would eat ceral though

[@briancs9771]

I'm dying! This is the funniest thing I've seen with the Sims 4. Seriously, the commentary is incredible! Tears!

[@ARocketToTheMoon1000]

i never thought a voice over for the sims could be so funny

[@antonyandrews23]

Litteraly my favourite video ever I watch it at least once a month

[@ishansidhu3050]

I haven't laughed this hard at a Nerdcubed video in so long XD

[@JJceo]

18:22 The moment the teacher looks away...

[@Una_Ridlow]

Weird how well 2014 full autonomy sims take care of themselves compared to modern full autonomy sims. Modern sims starve to death in the same mansion I swear.

[@Ra1nman_FM]

The nerdcubed piano jingle always makes me happy

[@mebezaccraft]

16:11 WHY THE HELL IS HE DOING PELVIC THRUSTS!?

[@mebezaccraft]

IM ON FIRE! IM ON FIRE! IM ON FIRE! *humphumphump*

[@thundervolt9764]

mebezaccraft Well, when your in the heat.....

[@TT-Jinx]

He's doing the Time Warp

[@estebanvasquez2307]

If only GTA V had a thing like this...

[@dragonflymoonraven]

this video confirmed to me that The Sims is literally just Sitcom Simulator 2000-2014... or if you prefer... Sictom 20XX: The Simulation.

[@captainbossman1016]

Watching 8 sims being locked in a giant mansion and slowly die It's like Big Brother of death And I love it

[@lordtoast2743]

This is old and I still love it

[@Scigh-on]

6 years later, simmers: i left the sims unpaused overnight! and heres what happened...

[@joashollander850]

Please make another one of these, it's facking genius

[@sentori7191]

#whenimcleaninwindas

[@darthjitse1462]

gravysteamboat do people know this is a reference to the old eyetoy?

[@brendanfitzsimmons4367]

@@darthjitse1462 no its an actual song.

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

9:10 I'm dying

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

STOP FUCKING SPAMMING

[@ElBenezuela]

What about 14:55

[@bonielogun394]

.😡

[@ElBenezuela]

+Vanishing Bloxxer // TheDissapearGuy when I'm cleaning windows!

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

Vanishing Bloxxer // TheDissapearGuy I read that in his voice

[@NOKKIIX]

Don’t mind me, just going through old videos before KZbin fucked him over

[@EnderSlayer20]

1:00 murr from impractical jokers

[@Sarah-cw7pm]

I thought the exact same thing!

[@eiffelmaria3268]

+ArtisticBlue Cat (Sarah) hell yeah! that show is awesome.

[@Harum-Scarum98]

Even after all this time, I still quote this video more than I care to admit...

[@laurensmith9991]

5:42 brings back memories

[@dexter1273_]

“She’s old you’re ginger” is a Dan phrase everyone should hear

[@delluser2008]

19:09 is the best line in the video

[@induceddemand]

"Oh my God the TOILET NEEDS A TOILET!" Every god damn time, Dan. Every god damn time.

[@gracesnyder824]

This was AWESOME! I'd love to see more of this, PLEASE!!!! Your commentary made it 99.999999%better than it would've been alone. YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

[@SiffusVera]

oh god the throwback! THE THROWBACK! im so happy, thank you Dan! XD

[@Bad_Karma00]

you should do this again now that there's so many updates.

[@zatgamingchannel6397]

HIS OLD LETS BUILDY THINGY THEME YAYAYAYAY ( that song made me very happy )

[@MadBunny1010]

This has to be the most entertaining thing ever. You should do a series like this but sorta "help" them every so often so they survive like fix their shit for them and maybe set up a voting system for like kicking them off lol

[@_brav0_7_21]

That description is legendary

[@T0XINgaming]

YES!!! the Nerd Cubed piano track came back

[@TheAuroradc]

I'm crying. This is the best sims video I've seen

[@Kr0nicDragon]

Everytime I load up the sims now I’m greeted with an entire wall of dlc screaming at me to buy it, all 300 packs for a total of $500

[@thedoomslayer7512]

Also: Nerd is a ghost haunting the most stupid family on Earth and is very confused.

[@quiche6936]

13:17 - 13:22 made me laugh so hard

[@feamtortress2]

5:41 I wasn't ready for that.

[@mattpinkerton6562]

Who else did the biggest nostalgia-based grin of your life when you heard 5:40

[@aidenstanley7305]

Darketiela yup

[@TheAceGamingPro]

This is seriously my favorite video of Dan's

[@danial6492000]

Ace's Channel I wish he does more stuff like this, especially in sims games because i like The Sims.

[@zedshrooms3582]

Norma looks exactly like my 8th grade art teacher

[@JLD8264]

+Zed Shrooms WTF me to!

[@JLD8264]

+Zed Shrooms WTF me to!

[@PlatinumSpoons]

+JLD8264 WTF me to!

[@business8662]

+PlatinumSpoons WTF me to!

[@dudeguy7522]

+James Parker WTF is going on

[@tom9608]

Anyone else think the sim talking in the intro sounds sort of like Michael from GTA 5?

[@mybitchhotlikescifantasy]

"Old lady goes to heaven" XD

[@UltromanTheTacoman]

8:24 "You apparently ate...vomit in a cup. *chuckles* You look happy enough about it, anyway?" I was completely floored :D

[@zacmitchel92]

I am falling asleep watching this (may or may not be 3:30am) and that music you played when his eyes rolled back in his head.........I guess sleep is overrated.

[@derektroutman4793]

Did you fall asleep yet?

[@zacmitchel92]

+Derek Troutman nope

[@derektroutman4793]

+zacmitchel92 that is extremely worrying. Do you happen to be dead now?

[@zacmitchel92]

+Derek Troutman lemme check........uh yes I have died.

[@zombielego6]

those two are killing each other, ooo, a butterfly. -OfficialNerdCubed 2014

[@person-ws9tf]

"time watched: 26 years." wow Dan, you really made a good video!

[@scj6693]

Gamewatch wait how did you find out how long this has been watched

[@FaeChangeling]

Why is this is more funny than when I actually play sims?

[@RobloxianUploader]

Because he edited it to make it S funny as possible.

[@nate1477]

Did anyone notice at 5:41 he plays his old intro song

[@UK4X4RC]

Yes *tear*

[@noahbowie5985]

I'm on Marco Island in Florida wishing it was Marco Raines Island!!

[@KrispyKrabby]

This was nearly 3 years ago and I must have watched it at least 100 times!

[@connorburton1009]

A year later and I still love the old theme music gag.

[@leahkesley3005]

“Freerealestate on” is a cheat you could’ve used 😂

[@zavodila9279]

**whispers** It's free real estate

[@wd7960]

The song at 5-40 is called plucky daisy

[@DeadRebornKid]

The child is Rico from Hannah Montana

[@coleybopp]

love this video you should do one with the cats and dogs pack

[@zetaomega8708]

I imagine this is what he would do if he was an actual ghost. Also... 5:29 WOW That made me laugh XD

[@BorgerBuns]

The place his sims live In is called yuma hights or something to that extent. Dan was almost on the spot with that discription as it is like that in real l7fe.

[@hitmanbarnes6335]

the when im cleaning windows bit gave me a giggle.

[@lopsidedhead]

1:48 IT'S DIL HOLY SHIT

[@RYNCANTAIM]

"Some bowls you are a smart child" and "OH NO THE TOILET NEEDS A TOILET" lol

[@alfinandy1612]

Man i love this video... been watching it for the billionth time

[@tinksmith4964]

that bottom lip voice - cutest thing